All right. We're checking out the only game where infinite amounts
of cholesterol is besterol. It's Tall Man Run. Infinite upgrade. So Tall Man Run was a game
that I had taken issues with [laughs]
because of how limiting it was. But now, I have discovered
how to get infinite money. Now, you may say to yourself,
"Gray, that sounds like cheating." Not really, because all I'm doing-- Well, here, let me show you. 132,000, shut game down. Boo, Tall Man Run reloads, 142,000. Mm, more. Oh yeah-oh yeah,
we can also buy everything now. I'm gonna be this green guy,
and he's gonna be wearing this. Look, okay. I'm-I'm a very nature-savvy
tall man at this point. The best part is-is
we start off so ridiculous and so wide that I end up
hitting some of the different items just because you're not supposed
to start this big. Watch out. Now that we have all these upgrades,
we can go through life. Hold on. Might as well get all those too. So, now we're already starting with
like just insane amounts of upgrades and we're so wide off the bat. Here, watch. I get double of everything. [laughs] Oh yeah. All right. Now, hold on. Let me see if I can not lose
a single body part going through this. There we go. Because we're gonna
crush this dude from now on. It's not titan fighting anymore. It's more like titan fishing. Feel my macaroni and cheese-flavored body. Uh-oh, getting kind of low on gems. We can fix that. Uh, 11,000, 20,000 and another 100,000. I think we're gonna
go for like infinite width. That's what I've decided. Why be tall when you can just be
like a dollar store Michelin man. I'm green and I'm unendingly violent. All right, now, I want both of these. I definitely want both of these. That did a whole lot of nothing. Yay, you can't stop me. Oh, maybe you can. That's sad when even cheating it's possible
to not get past some of these boards. +5,
doesn't even feel worth it at this point. +100, that I like. All right, 10, 75. Definitely want both of these. If I can get the 25 first, that'd be great. Can I just tip-toe over it? There we are. I'm like a human limeade popsicle. Like a-like a limeade popsicle
crossed with the juggernaut. I'm unstoppable. I think the best part is that I didn't even have to hack
the game to do this. It's just naturally
so stupid that it just gave it to me. It was like, "You know what? Whatever, Gray, just take it." I'm not even tall at this point. Like, if you were going to do the height
on my driver's license, you would just do my width instead,
because that number is much bigger. It'll make me feel better. Oh [laughs]. All right, I'm gonna get through this,
and then I think we'll, uh, we'll get some more infinite-- I don't need these gems. Why do I even care at this point? Out of the way, everyone. All right,
didn't lose a single piece of the body. I should have just enough to give
this thing the drop kick over here. Excellent. Because of my body color,
I think I'm gonna name this stick figure, Macho Man Randy Cabbage. See, he's good for you right
up until he kills you, then he's, you know, it's less good. I can't buy anything. Well, I guess I could buy
something with this, but not enough. Actually, while we're at it, we'll use our infinite
money to buy all this. There we go. And, yeah, why-why not? Buy all this. Great. I'm the T-1000 with antlers. I love it because, at this point, I've gotten like $10,000 worth of free gems. This is-this is just
a true hideous being right now. Oh, this is not gonna be a problem. I think right now, I may actually
be as tall as that thing, you know, not for long,
but in that short time right there. Yeah,
get beat by a mobile piece of tin foil. I am the great tin-folio. All right, now, le-- And now,
I'm so big the problem is-is tip-toeing around this stuff is kind of difficult. There we go. Yeah. Oh yeah, this is-this is perfect. Mm. I-I do-I do like also that the game actually has to back
up because I get too tall. It's like, okay,
this was not supposed to happen. So divided by 2 or -250, I don't know. I'll take the -250. Why not? Like-like I said, it's basically impossible for us to fail
anyway, but I still want to get to the point
where I'm bigger than this thing. The amount of free gems
that I've gotten so far could like put a normal human
through college at this point. I don't even want to think about
how much money worth it is. Okay, this is big. Unfortunately, there's absolutely
no way for me to get around this. [chuckles] I'm also so fast because I can upgrade my speed infinitely if I wanted to as well. I might as well buy some of it. It's so cheap. I love that this dude is like,
"What is that coming at me?" And then he realizes what I am,
and he's like, "It's a buff anthropomorphic metallic deer. That's right. I am the deer of reckoning. I've come for your soul. I don't actually know
if I could beat this one. I'm not as big as I would like. Oh, of course-of course, I can beat it. I should have known better than that. We're not playing the game
the right way after all. More upgrades. At this point, it's so expensive to upgrade but I've gotta keep doing it. I'm going to be so wide
that I'm not sure that there's a word in the human language
to really describe how obese I am. Luckily, I'm small enough to get
through all the different obstacles still. I'm gonna buy this up
a little bit because I can dodge all this. 125, 125. Again, I don't know
why I'm trying to get the gems. It just doesn't matter. I'll take the -150. I don't wanna be-I don't wanna be thinner. We always want width from now on. If the choice exists, I will only accept
becoming shorter in life. This guy's laying on the ground. He's like, "I just got kicked
in the face by an obese jackalope. I'm the terminator jackalope. I'm like the jackatron 10000. Give me the plus. [laughs] More. The actual reason to be this wide
is so you can't miss any of the arrows. I mean I know I still manage
to miss one of them but at least, it's getting harder. Okay. This guy is like, "How did you get so wide?" I snort chocolate frosting. All right, always width. Oh God, I'm so big. I can't get past these guys. Oh, never mind. I can totally get past them. Woo. Uh, I can't see. I'm actually so wide that I can't tell
where I'm supposed to go. Oh, okay, go this way and then you do have to get
hit twice but again, I think I'm so wide
that I should be totally fine. I may end up thin which makes me sad. Yeah, look at that. But my antlers will guide me to victory. At this point, like, I win and I get,
whatever, 250 gems, and I just look at it like-- The amount that it costs
for one single upgrade, I don't think that any human
was supposed to get this many gems. Oh yeah. Oh, nothing but benefits. Mm, Uh-huh, keep it coming. Past the 100. Past the 30. Past the other 100. And, we've got no negatives at all. Now, that's rotund. My leg is bigger than his entire arm. Well, I shouldn't say that. It's wider than his entire arm. I don't need your bonus levels. Oh, +100 times three but then I have to get by this stupidity. I think the best part is I can just watch
a 30 second ad at this point and keep upgrading this. And it's it costs so much that the ad,
like just watching it, is about as valuable
as buying a Nissan Sentra. I don't mean in the fact
that the Nissan Sentra is any good. I just mean, uh,
how much the sticker price is. Charge. [chuckles] Look at the body. It's like you can't even tell
which are arms and which are legs. I just look like five pieces of water-logged tic-tacs
fighting for dominance. Now, I'm a golden tic-tac
with a farmer hat on. All right, now,
you wanna get all the upgrades. Here we go. Use math to our advantage. Woo-hoo. Oh, and I just-I hate the fact
that I have to take this. Oh, I took the width one. I should have known better. Oh, I'm sorry, I said no width. I didn't even see it before I ate it. Okay, for width. I'm now at level 76. I'm past the point where anyone
should be reasonably allowed to afford the upgrades. The only problem is it's not really giving
me that much at this point. Whoa-whoa, I'm almost skyscraper height. I'm about to lose a lot of my golden
cheese doodle body but, I mean, it was there at least originally. Are we still gonna win? Of course, we are. I am the same color
as the golden wheat I farm. Taste my grainy goodness. Oh, look at the dodge powers this guy has. Uh, I'll take the short one. I'm not-I'm not taking
the-I'm not taking the width. I don't care. Uh, oh I might actually be too wide. I don't know if I can get through this. I'm gonna tiptoe through it. Ow, luckily, because of my hat, I can still take these gems which are now completely meaningless to me, and have a little width left over to spare. We're at level 80 at this point. Uh, can I get around this? No, but that's fine. There's still plenty of upgrades. Landing. Hey, kind of dodge around this. Use my titanic girth to get all of this. Ow, ow, ow. This is what it's like to get beaten
to death by a Christmas ornament. All right, I'm gonna be purple
because purple is the color of the gods. I know this dude's like, "What kind of God? I'm the God of saturated fat. Height, height. Oh, plus. Was that +100? Oh yeah. And 200. Okay, this is definitely my new record
for starting at the very least. Oh yeah. We're getting legitimately
pretty big at this point. This platform isn't big
enough for the two of us. The only sad part
is it looks like an interior decorator threw up all over me. I don't need any more width. I never thought I would say it but I would rather
have the height right now. A few seconds later. Uh, yeah, take my height away. Poundage to the rescue. We're at 85 now. If I get any benefit from actually
doing this, like you can't even tell. Argh, -50 down or -15 for the width. What's coming up? There I'll take the height. Times two. I think the cool thing
is-is that even hitting like the different things
that would knock me down a bunch. It's removing so little
because I'm so large, to begin with. I am past 100 now for the win. You don't even seem to understand
how many ads I have watched to make this a reality and now, I am at the point where failure
isn't just not an option, it's physically impossible. I am like a purple wrecking ball
here to crush craniums all day long. Oh, and just because I could, I decided to upgrade
the height to at least 78. I wasn't even supposed
to focus on the height. I just decided
to because there was no reason not to. I had gotten my width
so high that any additional width I got didn't even do anything. Now, height, that's doing something. I'm like a violent gumby, a violent psychopathic
gumby coming for your soul. I'm kicking people so hard at this point. That legions of robotic stick men are dying in droves simply by being
related to the guy who defied me. All right, I can walk past this. Wo, okay, good. Again, I think at this point
I may already be va-- Maxed out on my width. I'm not really sure. I didn't think I could make
it through both of those. That's incredible. My gain is your loss. I'm like a purple slug that knows
martial arts at this point. That's right. I'm what happens when nature
gets trained by Neo from The Matrix. Ow, my leg. Not that it mattered. Uh, yeah, divided by two, okay,
but then some more height. Now, this is a close one
because there was a lot of negative stuff on this board. I think I'm still gonna make it. Ha, I am the endless death. It's actually a terrible superhero
name were it to ever be one. No one would want to meet me. I'm your worst nightmare,
a hot dog with a lymph node problem, and I'm coming to give your face
some free plastic surgery with my crown. I love that all of my wins
now are with me at maximum width, so I'm like the same in size
every time I dropkick this man's pituitary gland out of his head. I've done it. I have now reached heaven at this point. I am a god among wide people. I'm unstoppable. And with that, I have become so big
and so wide that the game has basically thrown
me back to the beginning which is good enough for me-for me because I'll always win at the [?] Anyway,
folks, hope you enjoyed
this episode of Tall Man Run. Until the next time, stay foxy. Much love.
