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what was your most horrifying moment in school mine happened on the first day of the sixth grade chewing on red pen it exploded desperate Stu get rid of disgusting taste I ran up to teacher she thought it was blood started freaking the [ __ ] out called nurse up ignoring my attempts to explain it was just encoder and plea because my mouth was filled with bitter red liquid red ink saliva dribbling out my mouth desperate not to swallow it tried to run out of classroom to water fountain teacher practically tackled me to stop me thought I'd gone batshit crazy bit my tongue off and was a danger to self others no one seemed to understand that it was just [ __ ] ink eventually had mental evaluation even after it was clear that there were no injuries and I could explain no really my pen exploded in elementary school we were all assigned a country to do a little speech about I was assigned Thailand one of the most beautiful places in the country of course is Phuket Island and with a handful of pictures from the island I cut out from a book I spent at least 90% of this presentation talking about Phuket yet I was traumatized when a minute into my speech my classmates started laughing and they laughed and they laughed and my teacher was red in the face with embarrassment and so I just kept truckin through it wasn't until just about the end that I realized that I had been pronouncing Phuket as [ __ ] if the entire time as I was reading my cards this is the island of [ __ ] it double quote [ __ ] it has many beautiful beaches double-quote i would love to go to [ __ ] it double quote i booked it from that room in trauma TL DR [ __ ] it I learned later that the correct pronunciation is Phuket third grade math class the teacher had this regular game we played with multiplication flashcards where the first person stood next to the next person's desk and she flashed a card and the first one to say the answer went on to the next desk same deal around the room until there was a champion I was really fast and kids used to hassle me for winning one day I was about in the middle of the class winning as usual and I suddenly sneezed really hard you guessed it the force blew out a monster tuba fart the whole class went nuts and the teacher couldn't stop laughing either I ran out of the room and ran all the way home humiliating when my mom brought me back to school and everyone said I ran home because I'd [ __ ] myself didn't got Harris for that for several years I moved to a new state over Christmas break in second grade met some nice kids my first day at the new school found out they lived just down the street from me made plans to hang out and build snow forts later I was really excited dirt until I got the [ __ ] kicked out of me by some [ __ ] ourself if graders on my way home from school that day took me about an hour to walk home because I was so disoriented from running away from them elementary school was at most a five-minute walk from my house my path took me right next to the local middle school where some [ __ ] our sole middle school kids pelted me with snowballs joke is on those fifth graders though later in the year I saw them setting fire to some leaves by the playground after school told my parents what I saw who were more than happy to let the school and the police know who had damaged their playground I have one that sucks big time my freshman year of high school I was wearing a skirt and got touched very inappropriately by a boy from my class I hit him with my book if it happened today I would have a the piss out of him and after my friends convinced me I went to an administrator to tell what had happened only two people had witnessed the incident so I gave their names one was my friend my friend told exactly what happened the other girl said she didn't see anything because she didn't want him to get in trouble my friends testimony resulted in his expulsion but after that I got a phone call from a schoolmate requesting me to take back what I said because he was going to be on varsity basketball next year also his friends would bring it up and give me [ __ ] about it I thought one girl was going to beat me up for a while because of it I was afraid to go to school because of what people would say or think or do I'm glad I recovered but I'm sure a lot of people hated me for it my most horrifying moments in school was senior year the day I had discovered that all of the people I had thought were my best friends had turned out to have created this hate group about me on MySpace in the days before Facebook was even known to the general populace there were about 52 members in total and at one point even my then-girlfriend had joined for a brief period the core members however what comprised of the friends I had once held closest to me their goal was the attempt to push me so far as to cause me to commit suicide which I had later Pheidon failed somewhat unrelated the issue had gotten so out of control at one point that even the Board of Education had to intervene after I got into a fistfight with three of them at a pep assembly let me tell you something don't ever ever let anyone ridicule you at the expense of their own amusement they drove me to a breaking point I'll give them that however that point did not end at all how they had anticipated and instead found themselves getting the [ __ ] kicked out of them for all the school to see while I don't condone violence I will condone standing up for yourself the day I snapped and fought back was such a proud day in my life and while the kids who had spent that entire year taunting and harassing me stopped so did every friendship I had ever made with anyone at that place those who were unaware and saw the incident the entire school applauded me for my actions the damage had been done however and I've had to carry that weight all of my life probably gonna get buried but here it goes I was a young lad at a time first grade whilst my brother was a preschooler we would ride the bus home everyday from school and there were bullies that would make fun of my younger brother we used to think that out little members were funny-looking so we used to play with them strange I know in how my brother was getting picked on big time on day so I decided that hey my wee-wee is funny and it makes him happier so I pull the little guy out and start flicking it up and down like a light switch on the bus my brother proceeds to copy me and we are laughing our asses off what ensued after is another story the bus driver does not notice or at least this is how I remember we get home and then we get a call from the school a little girl that was on the bus had told her parents who then called the police my brother and I got put in timeout for an eternity until the police came to the house he told us that we are not allowed to do that in public and the whole spiel TL DR pulled my penis out on a bus sneeze verge on snot into my hands didn't know what to do so I wiped it into my pants that didn't work and left me with a giant shield and dried snot on my jeans I pretty much blocked out whatever happened after that oh and this time is football practice in 8th grade I had to [ __ ] really bad kept holding it in and managed to hold it in most of the practice but had a couple wet farts here and there you know running for two hours in pads and a bad case of the runs something's bound to escape back in the locker room I removed my pants to discover some fake angry skid marks in my football pants luckily it didn't bleed through my underwear was worse the kid next to me whispered I won't tell anybody dot I shed a manly tear for that what a true [ __ ] pal on the second day of 6th grade at the end of the day right before the bell rang it hit me I had to pee insanely bad I quickly ended whatever conversation I was in and ran up to my teacher's desk only to find a million other kids also wanted to ask her questions at first I just yelled out if I could go but I guess she didn't hear me as I got no response so I waited and waited and waited and waited until finally yep you guessed it my body couldn't wait any longer and I just started peeing my pants right in the back of the classroom luckily the bell rang in the middle of my urinating and everyone got up and left without noticing the people underneath me I think though I'm not sure that my best friend saw me but even if she did we've never spoken of it so when my bladder was empty I apologized profusely to my teacher my face bright red and my pants wet I waited until most everyone was out if the school and ran out with my backpack covering my pants stained the night and morning before school the next day were torture for me a million questions entered my head what if she forgot to clean it up what if she didn't clean it up so everyone would see it and laugh what if the room smelled like peace still these were questions I couldn't let go but in the end I went to school the next day and it was gone and never mentioned it again and the worst or maybe best come apart is that a girl on my class a week later peed her pants waiting for the bus people saw and she was shamed into eternity when people bring it up I just laughed that think that could have been me TL DR I peed my [ __ ] pants in sixth grade in seventh grade I finally got my growth spurt score comer and could now begin the process of hitting on girls there was a little lady in my drama class named Sam who had boobs and lordy those were some boobs for a seventh grader being a young adolescent this was so much more important to me than her perfect pitch or kind demeanor we were paired up for an exercise throughout the semester and had started to become real chummy Sam was the first girl I had ever tried to flirt with and it seemed like it was going extremely well we would run lines talk about school and friends discuss music Bush is so cure I know I love porno for Paris too , and so forth I should know that I had constant boners throughout this but hid them well hey I was in my prime boner days one day she had up the flirting to the max level complimenting my necklace of how in shape I was those days are gone she tugged at my shirt a bit saying how are those ABS looking oh they're pretty good said I all of a sudden she fell dead silent her face showing that mix of shock and humor that only the most embarrassing situations can give a girl I am so sorry was all she said and she ran off not understanding what had happened I looked down to see the tip of my penis staring me in the face I have flipped it up into my waistband like I said prime boner days , and it had taken this opportunity to jump free from its prison she eventually talked to me again but I had to deal with some awkward looks from girls for a while back when pages were cool I was in twelfth grade and this was a couple years after Columbine during first period one morning my mom paged me after class I phoned her back and she tells me she just drove by my school on her way to work and there were cop cars everywhere it was a bit of a rough neighborhood so I didn't think much of it figured there had been a fight or someone caught with drugs and went to my next class at the beginning of the class there was an announcement that they had in a fight and one kid was taken to the hospital we soon found out he had been stabbed in one of the stairwells and died my following class was next to that stairwell and we were told we didn't have to stay that was horrifying the funeral was really horrifying too he'd been cut all the way down from his jaw down the jugular vein and it didn't seem that the funeral director did much to conceal a wound for the next couple of months the mood at school was pretty somber in my sixth grade art class they had these multiple-level drawing desks the day I was sitting on the lower level of desks and in front of me facing me was a group of boys who I wanted to be friends with they liked the same music I didn't watched South Park my standards were low I guess anyway one of them had his portable CD player and was listening to corn or something so I stood up so I could reach the headphones I went to sit down on my chair and bam hit the ground my friend thought it was be a great prank to pull my chair it was bad enough I fell but the wind was knocked out of me so I sat there gasping for breath like a fish for what I am sure was eternity being a room of sixth graders they all laughed at my expense being blonde I was then know as a blonde who can't even work a chair for the rest of middle school middle school went on to be the dark ages of my social life in seventh grade I told my teacher that my stomach was upset and I really needed to get out of the classroom however she didn't believe me or someone was using for help us but either way she declined my request about a half a minute later I threw up on the classroom door I ran for it once I felt the inevitable heave I proceeded to paint the halls with vomit till I got to the nurse when I was in 11th grade we had movie day the last day of regular class before exams one kid will call him Rob had brought a bootleg of Robocop this was in 1988 while it was still in the fear we watched it and as the end credits started rolling it cut of the previous footage that was on the tape of full Rob had copied a bootleg to it it was Rob naked on the living room couch jacking off with a porn mag he was loudly fantasizing about one of our female teachers who must have looked like one of the girls in the mag he frantically tried to get to the front of the room to stop the tape and as he did he fell over several desks and split his lip his footage ran for a good 35 seconds before the teacher who was next door came in and pulled the plug Rob was sent to the nurse and was expelled he finished his senior year at the other high school across town but his 30 seconds of infamy followed him there he was known as Rob oh [ __ ] it really screwed him up the last I heard he spent some time in an asylum before moving to California and joining the Navy TL DR kid brought a movie to class taped it over his own private wank tape but didn't tape over all of his wanking 7th grade basketball practice at 7:30 an I had eaten a delicious breakfast of cereal and fruit punch Gatorade while running down the court on a fast-break I proceeded to projectile vomit on the court at this point coaches were absolute hell to deal with so instead of stopping because I thought I would be yelled at I continued running and slipped and fell in my own puke not only that someone else running behind me slipped and fell in it as well so that we are standing there covered in my red peak and I am mortified I bolted for the locker room as fast as I could at which point I passed several eighth-grade girls on the way who proceeded with the you seriously that is so gross so I did what any other Hornet up adolescent boy would do I blamed it on the other guy who slipped and fell in it I've posted this before with another account but here it is so first some background my 7th grade English teacher was this really awesome and laid-back guy who pretty much lets us do what we want so I often played games with my friends while also doing research and whatnot one day he had a sub who wasn't really paying attention so what the hell me and my friends decide to play truth or dare it goes well at first and we have some good laughs but then it happened one of my friends dares me to pick a random girl in the class pull her hair and yell is that a wig so I do I find some random chick proceeded to yank off her wig and proclaim for the whole class to hear is that a wig holy [ __ ] I've made a huge mistake she actually has a wig I slowly walk back to my seat and sit down the girl runs from the classroom crying room that was not a fun day TL DR played truth or dare ended up yanking off some chicks wig when I was in second grade i weirdly got really into historical fiction Little House on the Prairie American girl all of that my class that year had a planned field trip where we'd go to this park of old houses and pretend to be pioneers for the day we had to dress up like people from the time and make butter feed horses whatever so during class the one black girl in my class evany sweet as could be asked the teacher what she should wear at this point I had a great idea since black people at the turn of the 19th century were slaves she should dress up like a slave and be the class slave I raised my hand and said evany should wear rags and she should be a slave since back in those times black people were slaves double-quote I meant this innocently at the time my perception of slave was just what a black person was a slave was Eddie from the American Girl books there were strong noble people who made their escape I had no clue what I had just said or as to the negative implications the teacher made such a show about it she called me a racist in front of the entire class I was what 7 I was so mortified I cried every day for months because the class called me a racist and I know what that meant I think it's a little [ __ ] up in retrospect since I obviously meant it innocently if I hadn't the teacher could have used that as a teaching point and politely corrected me [ __ ] that teacher high school everyone's quietly working on some research in class I slowly lean a bit so that I can he's out a big fart that was threatening to let loose dot right men girl next to me goes why ar-ar-ar and reaches out to prod me in the revs combination of her cry and reacting to getting poked loses any subtlety in my rectal release and I knocked my desk along with that rather loud noise she stops and stares did you just fart double-quote I look around acting confused trying to suppress any sort of blush fart euhh no maybe you just heard the desk slide double-quote still not sure if anyone believed that or not in my last year of school we had a substitute french teacher who everybody hated even her own colleagues I was never that good at French butt out usual teacher was very forgiving of language deficits if the content was decent this substitute wasn't a week before we got our exams back she used about 15 minutes of class time to [ __ ] at me about how bad my exam was and how my language was terrible in front of everybody else she rambled on and on about how disappointed she was on how I was a total failure when I got my result it was a C to this day I have no idea what the fuss was about but it was pretty humiliating at a time TL DR teacher shamed me in front of the class for 15 minutes for a less than average result at a French test one day in my first-grade class we got a new student she was a very quiet girl and honestly rather strange whenever she did speak it was usually about her older brother who she seemed at least smile the obsessed with in a way that bordered on creepy she was nice enough though I suppose so being the nice kid I was I tried befriended her shortly after this she started following me everywhere around the classroom the hallways the playgrounds she wouldn't leave me alone and when she sneaked up behind me she would always whisper various things and stick her hands down the back of my pants this carried on for a little while before I finally confronted the teacher about it what in sealed was the most Awkward visit with school authorities I have ever had as I explained to the principal how she always put her hands in my pants TL DR I had a problem in the first grade that I wish I had now I was also in sixth grade when this happened my class was watching some educational film and social studies when all of a sudden I felt a certain witness on the back of my pants naturally I wore car keys at bay when I stood up one of my friends looked at me in absolute horror and whispered you have blood on your pants double quote my worst enemy at the time caught wind of what happened and proceeded to tell all of my grade what happened all week people giggled and pointed at me all the while taunting Ashleigh's has started her period double quote although this happened seven years ago I'm still haunted by it late to the party so this probably won't get legs my worst day of school was my sophomore year of college I woke up like any other day made some cocoa puffs sat down played some halo and smoked a quick bowl of marijuana before my aikido martial arts class ate my cereal got my stuff together as my phone started ringing it was my brother calling telling me not to go to class at first I was the fuddled he went on to further explain that he had heard something about a gunman on campus it seemed so unbelievable that it couldn't be true he had no details but he sounded serious so I took his advice I quickly told all around me the same thing there was a reported gunman at Cal Hall everyone got on their phones and shared the news with all they knew still nothing on the television nothing of the radio or email from the school 12 whole minutes passed it seemed like an hour the TV and emergency email lines started reporting that there was indeed a gunman on campus my brother's roommate coworker and good friend was killed that day I sat in disbelief for the following hours and sure how to feel that was the worst day of school I had ever had I was on my way to the Fieldhouse sharing a parking loss with Cole Hall I would have been out the door in less than five minutes one phone call stopped me from experiencing the chaos firsthand I spent the remainder of the year looking over my shoulder in every lecture hall I had been shaken five died that day in DeKalb that was the worst day of school beginning of freshman year in high school I started my period yeah not much there but what happened the next day was so deeply horrifying and also the reason I never bought kha'zix anything again I was sitting at lunch just chatting it up with my friends when suddenly this girl comes up to me and taps me on the shoulder and gives me a note then points behind her and said someone told me to give this to you so she hands me the note and walks away I opened the note and it says to check the back of my shirt I turn around and to my utter and complete horror I had been sitting on my tank top and the pad I was wearing had leaked all over the bottom of my white yes white tank top my heart just stopped and I forced one of my friends to give me her jacket and another led me to the bathroom the worst part was I had to be like that for the rest of the day because my mom was in another town with her friends of gay and my dad was out of town also I had to give a presentation in sixth period in from of the class well I just warmed my backpack during the presentation and ran home and swore to never wear contacts again great way to start high school I was about 12 or so and my mother was a high school teacher in another County my school had been closed for the day due to adverse weather but hers was still open not being able to find a bad asset or on such short notice she took me to her school for the day it was great for the most part I got to hang out with her student aid and the other teachers who way her friends it was great that is until I needed to go to the bathroom I left the classroom and went down to the bathroom down the hall locked myself in a stall not made for a child as small as I was and proceeded to do my business in peace that is until two large football players came in hooting and acting up causing me to freeze in fear with the door locked to the stool they started slamming on it as well as the wall of the stall telling Mike to hurry the hell up and that they would kick my ass if I didn't get out of there I quickly finished and bolted out of there then laughing the whole time I ran back to my mother's classroom and explained why I looked so freaked out she sent a male teacher down to the bathroom who caught them smoking in the bathroom leading to them getting suspended but still to this day I gets nervous when other people come into a public restroom that I am occupying one day a bus pulls into school and everyone coming off is just buzzing with excitement I find someone I know and ask what is going on turns out that the bus had passed a woman jogging in the nude not a fit shapely woman but a large rolling pounds of flesh 250 plus lb woman jogging in the nude to make matters worse she was recognized as a teacher at the junior high it turns out that she had gone off her meds and was somewhat out of her mind she took the rest of the year off and maybe the next but eventually she did come back and teach at that same school I tried to look for a news article as proof but after an initial search for County jogging nude I decided that it probably wasn't a good idea at work eighth grade was my first year back in public school after three years of homeschooling I was extremely oblivious and awkward I tried my hardest to blend in and not make a spectacle of myself but I was unsuccessful I later learned that everyone knew me as big backpack girl that year was full of traumatizing incidents but I think the worst one was the day some boys put tacks on my chair somehow I didn't notice they were there for a good two or three minutes but I was acutely aware that everyone in the class was laughing at me I shifted my weight or something and suddenly all the tax was sticking me in the ass I jumped up and everyone lost it I always thought tax on a chair was something that only happened to cartoons I went to a private religious middle school which meant that we had mandatory prayers twice a day most of my classmates and I spaced out during that time but we had to attend and play along one day in eighth grade during a ten-minute stretch of silent prayer I noticed my friend eyeing an empty light socket on some wall-mounted strip lighting with a metal bobby pin in his hand he looked at me as if to say should I do it to which I nodded vigorously my nod was all the permission he needed because he stuck that bobby pin right in the light socket the light socket literally exploded a jet of sparks shot out of the socket accompanied by a huge boom which echoed around the room of silent students and teachers and my friends shirt sleeve caught fire the entire room was staring at my now crying friend with burning shirt sleeves in the black smoking light socket luckily he wasn't hurt but the image of the silent room of 100 plus kids staring at my idiot friend who had just accidentally blown up a light socket still makes me giggle mine were just a few compiled events stuff I can laugh about now but as a shy 13 year old I was super embarrassed in elementary school I was a smart girl that wasn't overly pretty findout and got boobs later when I finally got my first crush I was a little shy about it he wouldn't be interested in me while the class-a jerk in my class saw that I might have a crush on this boy he turns to me my crush sitting right beside and goes you're a lesbian right I was mortified not at the fact that being gay is a horrible thing but that this jerk is talking about my sexuality in front of my crush well then it decides to continue our valedictorian all star decides to message me on msn that night she goes SGC 22 can I ask you a question it's just that I've heard all these rumors going around that you're a lesbian I just want to know because we have gym class together and I'd be really uncomfortable changing in front of you if you were double-quote my mom made the most amazing split pea soup once a year from our leftover Christmas ham dinner she would spend all day making it and it was our family's absolute favorite one horrific day in sixth grade she made me a thermos of it to take to school for lunch I was so excited for that damn soup that early in the morning at my desk I sneekly opened the top to get a whiff of that hammy goodness and boom I dropped the whole thermos all over myself my desk and like four other kids desks we were in desk clumps guess what split pea soup looks like two eleven year olds yep vomit kids started screaming Bev 25 puked you while running out of the classroom this moment is literally the most horrific moment of my childhood fwp I know close bracket as senior class president I had to get up and give a welcome speech to the new freshman class of the first day of school unfortunately I was also sick and losing my voice at the time I get as far as hello my name is Vic Val when my voice loudly cracks in the most pubescent sounding way the freshmen all looked shocked and were too scared to laugh I died inside regrouped and said Vic valiant and high school is full of moments like those get used to it then I continued with the speech decent save but I still hear about it from friends senior year in high school one of my classes was AP calc it was the week before the AP test my teacher was saying how in the last so many years every single kid had gotten a five-spoke 5 on the test she then came up to me and said quiet but not enough for everyone to hear are you going to pass this test because honestly I'm not so sure double quote that didn't exactly inspire a lot of confidence in me as a student to hear your teacher say after eight months of straight studying for one test to get college credit I ended up with a 5 and found the test really easy but still it wasn't that she was mad at me she was more disappointed and that was worse humiliating for all of my friends classmates to hear that when I was in middle school I think maybe the seventh or sixth grade I was in Orchestra class I played the violin but wasn't feeling that great at day eventually in class I realized that it was time to go the bathroom and eject my stomach into the toilet I hurriedly told my teacher I didn't feel good and ran to the bathroom to vomit I get to the bathroom and as soon as I vomit the force on my stomach made me [ __ ] myself I must have repressed what happened next because I don't remember anything after that no one made fun of me for it but having shat yourself in middle school with all your books in your classroom still no easy way out I must have go hard blacked-out tapped into some unkown powers and teleported around that [ __ ] school I vividly remember my worst moment in grade school it was the sixth grade party and all the parents send their kids to school with candy cookies cakes and soda the school was celebrating the sixth graders who were graduating and leaving that year the party was really fun from what I can remember my friends and I were joking around together all guys and before you know it one of my friends dared me to do something awful it was the last of school and I was like hell yeah I'll do it , but not saying hell just however a sixth grader would say it he handed me a full cup of sprite and said go pour it on Jordan the hottest girl in the school it'll be really funny so with the support of my best male friends I took the cup and confidently walked across the room to her sitting in a desk and poured the entire thing over her beautiful blonde hair it was not funny at all nobody laughed not even my friends immediately I wanted to die it was the worst moment I can't even begin to describe what was I to do say sorry Blaire right she just looked at me and didn't say a word I wish she would have just so I knew what she was thinking but she didn't the teacher rushed over and some of the other girls in class ran to the sink to get paper towels and nobody was about to let me help I'm 20 and I still remember this like it was yesterday TL DR I dumped a sprite on a hot chick at school when I was 13 sixth grade for me as well my cousin informed me how to masturbate and I spent the rest of the summer smacking that salami first fight day of the school year comes around and we have Catholic Mass I sit next to the hottest girl in my class you could always see her browse through her white shirt they had just gotten big enough for all the guys in the class to notice she was first I had a boner before we sat down fidget with said boner all of Mass when the our Father prayer comes around and I held her hand I managed to get a nice feeling pushing up against the Pew in front of us with the lack of blood to my brain I think it's a good idea to hump set view we finish our prayer as I slugs the last week of future children in my parents quickly coming to my senses I run to the bathroom brilliant think on my end set just threw water on yourself and say the sinks sprayed I does myself and come back right during communion everyone sees my piss pants I turn red I cry I never live it down till I go to a different high school three years later TL DR I came during deliver us from evil double quote it didn't happen to me but it was still horrifying to be a witness I went on this sort of retreat integration day when I was in fifth grade with my class we were getting some lecture in this tiny classroom and the teacher left for a few minutes to talk to someone outside kewal 20 kids going crazy starting jumping up and down and just being kids one of the girls decides at some points to go up to the dry erase board and erase whatever the teacher had written there just to be annoying because it was the 5th grade and we were all super short she had to jump up and down to reach whatever it was she was erasing out of nowhere we hear a scream and the girl looks down to her stomach you know how come of those boards have the holder for via razor this one had a metal one and pretty sharp at that the girl sliced her stomach open when she jumped up I just remember looking at her and looking at her open stomach and feeling like throwing up all the kids start freaking out even more while she collapses to the floor and the teacher comes back and immediately grabs Edit brad's the girl is not a term I made up the girl takes her outside and calls 911 she ended up being fine had to go into the ER and got a bunch of stitches but that's the first time I realized what was inside the human body and it was terrifying may have wrote this before I forget was in the second grade maybe third it's all kind of vague I'm from the middle of nowhere Texas and we had barely enough kids for two classes of 14 ish kids so the second grade teachers rooms are connected by bathrooms between them teacher a equals equals bathroom equals equals teacher B the bathrooms consists of two toilets no urinals there are two connections between the room one boy and one girl I don't know if this was common for small shitty school houses back in the day but it's how our podunk school was built sue I went to drop a deuce these didn't have locks I guess because we were little kids I don't know anyway unbeknownst to me we are about to watch a movie teacher B's room that's awesome except she forgot I was in there and had the kids line up single file to walk to the other classroom so pretty much what happened was I'm pooping and all the kids are walking through single file pointing at Emmy and laughing saying H aah aah pooping equals [ __ ] was traumatic in 6th grade I went to the Bahamas with my parents for a winter vacation on the beaches down there women walk around and try to sell things particularly Hair Braiding I decided that getting my hair braided would be kind of cool so I did when we got back to the states I decided to keep my braided hair complete with green and white babes for my first day back at school I am a white male it was one of the worst decisions of my adolescent life oh boy kindergarten probably the first week or so I asked to use a bathroom the girl's room has someone in it sir my teacher says to use the bathroom it was single occupancy so I walk in and I see this new contraption there I think to myself well that's a different kind of toilet but it looks like fun I drop my pants and hop up onto this bad boy and comments taking a dump I forgot to lock the door hey it was the boys room I was too distracted by being allowed into the bongs bathroom comer and one of the other bongs walks in and starts shouting to the class about how I pooped into the urinal it was the first day of school and I was just starting first grade I was in a brand new school and I didn't know anybody so I was really scared about halfway through the day I had to go to the bathroom for some reason even though my teacher was a really nice lady I was afraid she was going to say I couldn't go to the bathroom so I sat there and held my pee for as long as my little six-year-old bladder would allow me to which was about three minutes probably eventually I could not hold it in anymore and I pissed my pants it got on the floor and went under my desk somehow no one noticed that there was dripping water coming from underneath my chair so I sat there with my wet pants for a good 20 minutes eventually the girl behind me raises her hand and I hear her say mrs teacher i have water under my desk double-quote at this point I think I'm screwed and the teacher is going to call me out for pissing my pants and everyone is going to know and I'm never going to have any friends but luckily the teacher says she would take care of it later and then after the school day with over she called me up to her desk and says etc did you go to the bathroom in your pants double-quote and at that point I just started crying because I was so embarrassed the teacher was really nice about it though when she told me that it's okay in that it happens to everyone sometimes we made an agreement from that point on that every time I got up and went to the bathroom to do my business she would give me a skittle so it all worked out in the end TL DR pissed my pants during school when I was six doesn't matter gosh cackles in seventh grade my class had become pretty close to our history teacher so much so that most of the class time was spent joking about current subjects and making fun of Lewis and Clark's dog named semen yeah we were that cool well one day my friend dared me to hide under our teacher's desk while she was gone and scare her when she came back thinking it was hilarious I agreed so after scaring her and having a good laugh class ended and all was good for about a week or so then came the call to the principal's office the principal sat me down asked me about the incident lectured me on the rules of sexual harassment and let me know that I would be facing horrible consequences once the school board is about what I had done basically telling my team at least suspect suspension but also that expulsion was easily on the line walking back to class I was devastated I had never done anything bad before and my parents were going to freak once I walked into the class I looked at my teacher and said mrs teacher it was just a joke I was only kidding to which she replied so was I then wintered the principal and the whole class started laughing needless to say I learned my lesson and that teacher earned a cool place in my book after that crisis averted [Music]

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Length: 44min 20sec (2660 seconds)

Published: Mon Sep 30 2019