What the HELL is Trolland? (The UGLIEST Animated Movie Ever)

do you think God stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he's created [Music] I'm just gonna be straightforward with you guys this movie is bad very bad insanely bad it's actually amazing how terrible it is it's easily the laziest movie I have ever seen and one of the worst when it comes to actual animation I mean yeah I thought that Leo the Lion was the worst and then I said it was Joshua on the Promised Land but those movies are goddamn fantastic when compared to this one and I realize that I keep saying that X is the worst movie ever even though I keep discovering new ones so in order to stop that trend I'm just gonna make a list so things don't get too repetitive in the future but as of now troll land is number one by a long shot and I will show you why No so I found out about this film when I was watching the DVD for cargo it's part of that batch of the asylum films that they want to promote and at first I thought it didn't look too bad I mean it didn't look good but it could have had some merit to it but then I saw the actual movie oh my god that trailer was very deceiving and okay so let's go over my five bullet points it's bad it's bad it's bad it's bad oh my god it's insanely bad the animation is nightmarish body parts flailing around having seizures going off in their own direction fingers that look broken I mean the characters don't even clamp down on the items that they're holding instead they just float around their bodies Oh oh I don't even want to come here this movie isn't littered with animation errors to the point where it's no longer funny yeah well I mean it's still kind of funny but it gets pretty old after a while check this out this one character says she's napping but she can't even close her eyes instead she just leans back as her hand freaks out the human slept in tension and always on the look out had their heads on a swivel they did now the designs of the characters are not that bad but the movie has no problem copy pasting them all over the place I mean there are scenes where the exact same models are right next to each other and they don't even bother changing the color scheme thanks for all your help it was a lot of work but this is finally shaping up to be a good day I never thought I would use Joshua as a positive example but at least that movie shows expressions but here it's just some sock puppet moving its mouth and that's even if the movie decides to move the characters mouth at all there are scenes where the characters talk but they never even move their lips and you tell everybody and they laugh and they think you're crazy but I'm not and finally the layering don't even know what to say it just seems that the characters were slapped over the background and that creates a lot of perspective problems when you're watching the film what gets me the most about troll land is how little they cared this film obviously has problems problems that they did not care to correct the production company made this movie and said yeah it's good enough and released it in 2016 to steal viewers from the movie trolls we worked fools this level of carelessness is unacceptable but on that surprise since this film was made by the asylum seriously these guys suck it's insulting to viewers that they thought that this was good enough to release that hey these kids are dumb they'll watch anything that's amazing thing I'm so sick of this film already that I don't even want to talk about how it was made simply put it was created by the asylum and it features voice actors who obviously needed a paycheck isn't that right ja Rule he voices the main character after all we also have the voice of Beast Boy Debi Derryberry and of course Dick Van Dyke because uh why the hell not turning it from their pastime to the very centerpiece of the life they even gave it a name the prank of illusion and the person who directed this film was yeah I'm gonna say Satan sure he made it alright let's get this over with so we start off with these awful drawings as Dick Van Dyke tells us the history of the trolls how they prank the humans and have been doing that for thousands of years the old crows took great joy in tormenting mankind the downside of course was that man soon figured out this would work both ways they're spirited trolls have braced this new interaction turning it from their pastime to the very centerpiece of their life and guys I just want to give props to this amazing art only the best fifth graders with deviant art accounts are allowed to work on this movie though they remain hidden fooled made their mark on the new world it hasn't even been a minute and we already have an error the Dick Van Dyke troll says we've never been seen but right there in that drawing that troll is captured and guys trust me that is the first of many errors to come so the main story takes place at some summer camp for kids new new noob you are not about to drag the good name of Nintendo Gameboy through the mud what do we have here a play lad by Asylum and they're not even playing a game that's just the title screen we are then introduced to Olaf the villain of the film a guy who's obsessed with capturing trolls and just looked like he took a dump in his pants oh we're breaking the fourth wall already make big weight so he ripped his pants but now they're not ripped and this girl with blond hair now has dark hair Miss Jessica was looking for you mr. Stengel bottom so the trolls live in a secret location which really isn't that secret it's literally under a bridge near the camp I'm sure no one's gonna find that we then meet the main character of the movie Finn ah don't find you here you weren't planning on ducking out of the ceremony were you no of course not look at his broken fingers copy paste copy paste copy paste this movie just does not care about its characters they are constantly clipping I mean check it out the old guys hood and staff are going right through his body a lot of new faces out there making a name for themselves keeping the humans ego in check for some of the best pranky I've seen since I was a kid I'm gonna take a nap now now excuse me while I hold my head back keep my eyes open and have my hand freak out over here had their heads on a swivel they did tend to be crafty with nearly 1,000 points young Jarvik here is well on her way to becoming this year's crying please wait 1,000 points it said like three points on the board yes you'll have to make up for it by giving us all of them hold on are they implying that she pushed him because she was like what two feet away from the guy wow-wow-wow acting stupid javac I want to be queen let's prank people it's tradition you know what who needs lip synching when the lips aren't even moving oh he's not even clamping down look his hand clips right through his body god this movie is so lazy [Music] no Olaf having one of your cocaine parties again cocaine is a hell of a drug and here we have Hayden the human kid who gets picked on by bullies hey nerd you talking to bugs again no I wasn't talking other bugs flames I was talking to myself you say that like it's not any Dumber Friedan fraid in the friendless era awfully proud of that frightened joke aren't they my mom gave it to me then why did you use it to pay the toll confound your lousy toll troll [Music] damnit then Hayden's body just goes crazy no way created hey easy with my scientific notebook I don't want to tear this this movie is gonna kill me Hayden is holding his notebook and running through the trees but he's actually not holding it down the notebook is literally floating around him out out out out I don't even want to come here and they know I'm I have never seen such lazy animation and all of my life and that includes Joshua in the Promised Land and the notebook looks massive here like the perspective is all messed up I didn't trap you that's a human trap I know I'm caught in it no no no it's Olaf he set that trap to catch trolls these characters have zero expression like the models don't look so bad but they never do anything with the faces okay so let me catch you up with a story so far Finn is a peaceful troll and Hayden is a peaceful human so they just want to hang out and be friends now pull it towards you see hell just happened why did he just go flying does Olaf try to trap you because you prank him or did trolls prank him because he tries to trap you yes so they figured out the tension rope trap of total trapping there are times where Olaf's fanny pack looks like a massive bulge in his crotch instead quick besides ruined Wow guys I am speechless look at those amazing water effects it's like looking into a mirror alright so it's bedtime for the campers but the lighting in this room is really bad so it makes them look like they're possessed also get your dirty shoes off the bed sheets glow caps are we gonna see the glow caps well what's wrong with his finger it actually looks broken so Hayden and Finn sneak off to go see the glow cap serve something but Olaf follows them I don't know the context of the scene like I have no idea why Olaf's jumping on the ground and freaking out so oh man sitting down is quite the problem isn't it did he just fart it's Underground under the roots of a very old very big tree made a foot of an old trestle bridge I know exactly where that is ice gets to drawing of it last week oh my god these trolls are so stupid this is our secret home that no one knows about oh I know where that is see I got pictures something about this hot something unusual you saw something like that right no sir is something special yeah this scene kind of freaks me out Olaf starts obsessing over the trolls and gets on his knees did that ball just break and make a balloon noise Oh Mike this movie come on Adrienne looks like I found today's entertainment do these kids have arthritis so the deer starts off by eating the face of the troll and then we get a perspective that is kind of questionable okay so Hayden and fen are hitting it off and are becoming friends but they got to keep it quiet from everyone this movie has the audacity to recreate a scene from Fellowship of the Ring yeah binoculars don't go there all right so Finn sister has this idea to pull this massive prank to cut down the water tower and have it pour all over the campers but Finn says that this is too dangerous of a plan this is so bad trying to sneak by us huh Oh No whoo Oh how about that apparently she has force pole and what's with the background here it's blurry and then not blurry and then it's completely blurry the perspective in this movie is so messed up fan it doesn't matter we know the truth the truth is humans can't be trusted I'm sorry you sir but I met a human I can trust my god this movie is actually avatar which by that I mean Pocahontas which by that I mean Dances with Wolves which by that I mean Pocahontas so Finn tells Hayden about the big prank and how they need to stop it javac is planning a really big prank and I'm worried kids might get hurt Hayden looks like he's about to fall asleep here trolls come out and play okay there's Olaf's shirt clipping right through his body and here we have another one with this trolls crotch so the plan is for Hayden and Finn to speak to the trolls and prove to them that they could be friends they also go into super ragdoll mode my backpack there's no time [Music] what just happened things literally just disappear in this movie who trolls in one second I don't know what to say here guys his body just starts freaking out and it looks like he's got dumpy pants triumphant rapper troll where'd the bag go there's nothing in that cage so fence Esther lies to Hayden and tells him that Finn was playing a prank on him and was never his friend you bought that hole I hate pranking I'm a nice troll routine you mean it was a joke I I don't believe you that's your problem kid think about it I've got no reason to lie to you the animation errors are so bad that he can't even stand up that's not true No so for whatever reason Hayden believes in the sister and stomps away with his broken legs [Music] this is the only scene in the movie where we get some kind of emotion from the face of a character I mean I don't know what kind of emotion but some kind I pray him so hard he'll never come back now come on so Finn runs off to tell the truth to Hayden and grab some of the pages from the notebook except for that page that page is just going somewhere else yeah I don't think that's how you shoot an arrow so that's how it is ah there it is a fart joke number one troll hunter number one why is there picture of the Queen of England on his wall and I'm not talking about an animated version but the actual picture of Queen Elizabeth on his wall what [Music] bracken miss counselor the the tables are floating again so Hayden frees the trolls and they get out of Olaf's office I don't think the trolls ever said that to a human before did I do it all the time we're friends oh and you're welcome well I never thought I'd shave but now is not the time French What did he say seriously I can't understand him so Olaf unveils his secret machine to catch the rest of the trolls meet my masterpiece Olaf is coming I'm and he knows where we live how how is that possible how did he know you live under a bridge that is right next to the camp it's really not that big of a shock and we have some sound clipping so Finn frees the other trolls as they fall and slide out of the bag nice try they'll all be down at the lake for the big canoe race and cook out somebody sank all the canoes remember quiet you well no wonder why it's not working it's like some kind of garden shovel so Hayden talks down Javik Jarvis or the [ __ ] her name is and she stops her prank so basically I was thinking for some oh [ __ ] I can't believe you've done this I love how Olaf just runs headfirst into one of his traps for no reason well do you want to hear so Olaf finally chills out and becomes friends with the trolls I knew you were real at first I just wanted to know I was right so I got a job here just so I could hunt you then you played tricks on me and I wanted to pay you back I guess it got carried away well we're no better we went out of our way to prank you and we're sorry well I'm not bum-bum-bum and then we get one of the worst perspective shots from the entire film go on little brother if you can handle me you can handle this hey Frieden it's Hayden we know do you do you know you coward listen you son of a [ __ ] what the [ __ ] your problem you want to sit here and say that I'm a goddamn [ __ ] Russian also he's not using his mouth again it's Hayden Flint and come on you know I can outrun either of you look at Flint he's gonna throw a punch a choker fake Bobo go to YouTube oh my god that I an omission [Music] I know that fish that's one of the fish from Izzy's way home no Bigfoot you know what sure why not a bond of trust and friendship grew to replace the mistrust and fear of the past did he bump his mic what whatever hits the end of the movie who cares also the music drowns out his voice but then they realize that and turn it down at chillerz she found you purpose helping fans hear the warmth in their new pastime of guiding the camp kids even the legs in the drawing are broken they became the invisible helpers of the campground finding lost kids and even saving them from themselves the necessary are they implying that the trolls are on suicide watch and are preventing the kids from jumping no no don't jump you got so much to live for let me go okay seriously hi I am done with this movie hey guys I just wanted to give a shout out to my top tier supporters on patreon toon grin scream flare chad butler maka vo moon doggie illegally sane and julius thank you all so much for your support like I said before this movie is just one big animation error typically errors like these are few and far between but there are quite literally hundreds of them in this film okay so let's run down my five bullet points story it's a pretty basic nothing we haven't seen before two outcasts characters who are bullied and try to bring their people together been there done that honestly I don't know how who started it but it's gotten out of control how did he stop something like that I don't know voice acting this is the most forgivable element of the movie now that does not mean that it's perfect because it's far from it miss Jessica was looking for you mr. Sehgal bottom all the canoes sink this morning she wants them fixed by the summer Jamboree boat race dialogue it was pretty weird you had your fun that was close too bad she didn't run you over that is not nice editing they got so much worse as the movie went on parts that would abruptly end or go on for far too long [Music] [Applause] and animation feel like I've driven this point home by now from start to finish this movie was broken now the characters themselves aren't terribly designed but that doesn't help when they don't even move properly their bodies just spaz out across the screen while their faces and mouths barely move thanks you're welcome in conclusion this movie has taken the number one spot on my worst movies list it is so freakin lazy and it makes Joshua and Leo look extraordinary in comparison I mean if you want a movie to laugh at with your friends then I say go for it but if we're talking about actual quality then this movie is quite literally the bottom of the barrel if you want to save some brain cells do not watch it my only regret is that I have bone-itis [Music]

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Rating: 4.961895 out of 5

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Length: 25min 20sec (1520 seconds)

Published: Fri Mar 02 2018