What the HELL is Dingo Pictures?

[Music] my name is saber my world is poorly animated and low-budget [ __ ] once I look for bad films a reviewer searching for the worst of the worst as others watch these films each of us in our own way were broken here it comes again loving his way to the black matter of my brain I tell myself it cannot touch me it's mom dad but I was wrong I exist on this website reduced to a single instinct [Music] I've been putting this off for a while for years even I've been avoiding this like I know I Hammond up when it comes to like oh it's troll lands oh this movie sucks I don't want to reveal wet hahaha but you know I I do I make these videos joking about these horrible movies how bad they are but secretly I enjoy it it's fun to see how bad these movies can get oh wow they actually tried they they think they know what they're doing it's hilariously bad but not here no not here whatsoever what we have here ladies and gentlemen is a studio that makes animated content that is so bad that it is unwatchable that's how I feel it is the worst of the worst and dingo pictures is the one responsible for it you know the Yee guys [Music] I finally have the courage to face this topic down I even watched three films to get myself ready for this three films that I couldn't even finish I only watched one and then 20 minutes of another one and that was it it was that bad this is carefully all of them if you do exactly what I tell you you shouldn't be a Richard and the most powerful man of the world least I do everything you say Iggy if you probably sorry later Shh okay going gets good and make a little campfire I know I know I say this all the time oh this is the worst no this is the worst no hear me out now folks this one is the worst I'm willing to die on this hill right now dingo pictures is the worst and nothing will ever surpass it it strikes out in every category story animation dialogue editing the voice acting oh my god this is the worst voice acting I've ever heard wait a minute Eddie just so you don't think I'm impolite or stingy let me lend you my umbrella with wind like this you never know whether or not it'll start raining the origin for this studio extremely confusing I relish in the mystery of certain studios and topics ooh where did this come from who was responsible for it why did they make it and for what reasons here though the information about the origin and the purpose of dingo pictures incredibly confusing you have information that contradicts itself you have other companies involved that just add to the mystery and make it worse you have outdated information from websites that claim to know what they're talking about and to top it all off these movies were on the PlayStation what I've never been more frustrated researching a topic than this one again I like to research mysteries I want to find out the who the what the where the wind the why but for here the only thing I want is to be done with it to say that I attempted to look into dingo pictures and search through all of the [ __ ] that is this animation studio I see it as a civic duty as a reviewer to least say I tried now there are those who came before me brave souls who have attempted to review this stuff you guys yeah god bless you for taking those bullets I don't know how you did it especially when you review each one individually that's nuts to me once more I enjoy bad content but these movies they aren't hilariously bad they are just bad but hey at least we get monkey dance all right so let's talk about the origin of dingo pictures like I said the information about dingo is spotty and hard to decipher there's also different info that can foot's with one another and there's really no way to either confirm or deny it oh how about this let's talk to the people who made the studio and see what they have to say oh wait never mind one disappeared and the other is dead so this is the information I have on the studio by the way a big shout-out to Matt presents for helping me research this topic also thanks to Jim - both of you are awesome and thank you for sacrificing your sanity to help me out so dingo pictures was an animation studio started by Ludwick or Kurt he Kurt Oh God it's German Ludwig II Kurt and Ross we saw has Ross we thought you know it here here here I'll spell it out on the screen there you go the studio was based out of oh my god Friedrichs Dorf germany holy Sh their website is still up and get this this mad lad youtuber named Milan actually made a trip out to dingos old address and filmed it it's got such a creepypasta feel to it like he shouldn't be there that this is cursed ground and there's demonic cartoons in the basement according to my source is dingo pictures was founded in 1993 as media concept but would eventually changed their name in 1996 - dingo pictures some of their first content were video story books but they would eventually make their own animations such as Goldie adventures and the forest of mystery mom Cody shot a party but when mom did not react she shot it with louder mom yep these guys were ripoff artists some of the most infamous in the industry a big part of their content was just trying to copy and mimic other popular films in the hopes of tricking people into buying their movies could you imagine the poor kid who was excited to watch The Lion King but got this instead stop arguing joke here joke there I don't like it finished play another game okay and the worst part I bet you they made a profit off events that there were people and companies and libraries that were like alright looks close enough we'll buy it just a bunch of unsuspecting people falling for dingos tricks and now we get to the part that confuses me the most the distribution companies involved with dingo pitchers we got east-west entertainment we got Midas interactive and then we have Phoenix games okay yeah here we go god I hope this makes sense so east-west entertainment is a DVD distribution company they also did some with their own dubs for some of dingoes movies such as Aladdin and it's not a genie don't worry folks we'll come back to this and abets I'm gonna make you all suffer alongside me now Phoenix and Midas our video game publishers and for some reason they would release these bizarre video game movie hybrids on the PlayStation 1 and 2 and even on the Nintendo DS yeah check out our mini games and dingo picture movies that's what you want not this other trash stop laughing and bring the stick back no why should I I hate cold water powered once more and I can't state this enough dingo and it's buddy companies confuse the hell out of me bizarre origins strange methods of distribution and a lot of information that contradicts itself now I don't want to risk getting too stuck on the questionable history of dingo trust me we got bigger fish to fry if you want a deep dive video into the history of dingo dough check out Matt's video if I keep digging into this it's gonna end up being an our long video that doesn't make any sense it'll be just a bunch of nonsensical theorycrafting alright so we take the the movies the awful animations they existed to melt the brains of children making them dumb and easy prey and you got it follow me here who lives in Australia dingoes the dingoes will eat the children seventeen children dead because dingo pictures melted the brains making them easy targets to eat it all makes sense you've lost your mind you've lost your goddamn mind charlie so for this video I decided to watch three of dingle pitchers worst movies you got the little dinosaur Aladdin and then animal world soccer I was able to watch one of these and then 20 minutes of another yes they're that bad and I consider myself a veteran of punishment I watched troll and I watched Alibaba I've watched all of this garbage to completion with these movies hmm nope can't do it just too much must always entail so much work oh thank God to be a beautiful Dino so that movie I was able to complete was the little dinosaur here's a highlight reel Wow look at those static pictures they barely move oh my god the character designs are awful they look incredibly inconsistent why aren't the voices lining up with the characters when they talk oh oh okay I guess there are gorillas during dinosaurs okay I said I can't take any more we're done we're done what's wrong with them they wanted to attack us I knew that something was wrong this movie strikes out in every category just every single one worst of all it's incredibly boring that to me is the greatest sin a show or movie could ever commit I could put up with stuff that's hilariously bad but dingo pictures it's bad and boring which is the worst combination you could ever be but what should we do wait after the little dinosaur I tried to watch dingos version of Aladdin from 1993 from what I can gather the visuals were done by dingo pictures but this particular English dub was provided by east/west entertainment this is it folks this is the worst thing I've ever seen at first I thought oh it's so bad it's kind of funny and then my life force started to die I was like 10 minutes into the film and I could feel the essence of my body leave me being sucked out of my orifices and being stolen by this movie to give it power to control other human beings and stupid youtubers who thought that this was a good idea to review why did I watch this movie I wanna die I know the thing is is like you can ham it up and be like oh it's it's so bad hahaha I kind of like it no I'm being a hundred percent real with you all this is the worst thing I've ever seen it's not charming it's not cute it's not bad in the sense of like being cheesy or hamed up no it's just bad 100 percent bad it's god-awful voice acting terrible visuals that don't line up inconsistent characters just like before with little dinosaur and and here's the worst part this is the part that made it physically painful to watch there's like a 10-second loop of music and the background that just repeats itself throughout the entire movie it's is excruciating [Music] I don't know who edited this movie it's not that hard to figure out that you don't stack up two songs at the same time during a single scene pick one song or the other but no instead let's do three songs at the same time because hey [Music] 20 minutes that's as far as I could go I even tried to watch it again with like boos to back me up and I watched it with my friends I thought hey maybe we all as a team effort could make it through this entire movie nope we all tapped out around the same time I didn't know you knew so much nice people I'm done I'm tapping out you done are we done guys I think so and for the last Ingle movie I was going to watch animals soccer world I was told on Twitter that this was the worst of the worst of the worst from dingo pictures I watched one minute realize what I was in for and then I turned it off these other brave souls did videos dedicated to this one movie so go watch theirs instead if you want a full rundown of this film I couldn't do it I just couldn't do it I'm not strong enough [Music] alright let's go over my five points and all of it there's not a single redeeming trait in any of these movies except for a serving as a reminder of how far we have fallen has a species we are besties okay so I will try and explain each one of my points so I can give you a general vibe from each of dingos movies well not each but like if you watched one you've watched them all because they're basically all the same caliber of crap story none of the characters and any of these movies are likable they're rude they're selfish they're mean these side characters are incredibly annoying and the stories don't make any sense the plot just goes off the rails and it's incredibly confusing I don't know who some of these characters are they just show up out of nowhere hmm the Dino baby turned into a really cheeky the voice acting oh my god it's the worst it's the absolute worst nobody knows what they're doing then a single voice actor and dingo or any of these other companies that dub these films know what they are doing I could record these movies right now and do a better job for free you don't even have to pay me well you know what yeah yes you do I'll fix these mistakes the delivery is stale and boring and confusing you've got these voices or different characters that sound the exact same that are talking back and forth to each other the lip-synchs are way off where you have some of these characters moving their mouths but they aren't even talking changement wants to talk to you I mean if you want to call it that just a bunch of nonsensical muttering to me go Hannity sweep the doorstep and I'm going to the market finally shooting editing do you guys not know how to layer your audio or adjust your volume there are scenes where I can't even hear the characters talk because there's too much background noise or music going on and like I said before during Aladdin why would you put this music if you want to even call it that more like being torture why would you put that on a 10-second loop it's better to have no music than to have this annoying soundtrack going on every 10 seconds constantly throughout the entire film and then layering other music on top of that who did they hire for this what poor sap was like okay I guess I will download moviemaker and teach myself how to make and edit movies in an afternoon and be paid five dollars for it and finally the animation these are some of the most boring visuals I've ever seen the characters look ugly the animation is slow and Static the lip syncs like I said don't sync up at all what's the point of them have they aren't going to be synced up properly why would you have these random characters moving their mouths if they're not going to talk I feel like calling it animation is an insult to the actual industry and the art form itself I've seen better stuff for free on YouTube and new grounds and in sixth grade art classes it's just sad to me that this company decided to phone it in with these ugly visuals awful editing terrible voice acting and god-awful stories and try to trick people and to bind their stuff that is unforgivable it is slimy it is disgusting and I think that I'm going to vomit in five minutes I am just joking I'm gonna throw up right now actually I usually go on script with this stuff but like my sanity meters have run out I can't even take it anymore this topic is that bad a little rascal so how do we improve it by going back in time and preventing the creators from ever being born so whatever we invent time machines at least we can erase this mistake first like out of the long line of things we change in history I think dingo pictures takes priority on that list so in conclusion this is easily the worst animated content I've ever reviewed on my channel again I know I say that every so often with these new discoveries of like films and movies and shows but in the back of my head I've always known that dingo pictures would finally arrive as a topic that I would cover in that it would take the crown of being the worst of the worst and it has the golden Raiders like with Alibaba at least there's some kind of movement on the screen and character designs that look consistent for troll and at least the characters move and you've got voice acting that is over-the-top and stupid but some what works in a functional way but here with dingo pictures there is nothing of value it's not even so bad that it's good it's just bad across the board you might have like a moment with the ye dinosaur but after that it starts to sink in that you exist in the ninth layer of hell and that eternity is on your doorstep and that watching dingle pictures on an eternal loop is a fate worse than death so those are my thoughts about dingo pictures if you want to watch more go check out these other videos from these other brave youtubers I am going to go jump off a cliff [Music] [Music]

Channel: Saberspark

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Id: bo7jrQPxo0I

Length: 22min 15sec (1335 seconds)

Published: Fri Nov 15 2019