What the HELL is Izzie's Way Home? (Finding Nemo RIP-OFF)

your spots keep getting bigger and bigger gross why are we still here just suffer [Music] I'm just gonna be straight up with you guys this movie sucks and for so many different reasons the biggest one to me though and one that I'm sure many of you already can see is that it's a ripoff of finding dory well technically Finding Nemo but the studio that made this movie were at least at around the same time as finding dory so they could write its coattails and make money off of unsuspecting people poor grandma oh my little grandchild keeps talking about that fish movie they're going to love this okay so let's talk about the origin of this movie I mean to be honest there's not much to it this movie was made by the asylum the same [ __ ] who made sharknado and troll and they're known for being lazy low-budget and very uninspired just a bunch of dumb movies that steal from the attention and success of other movies this was the case for Izzy's way home the film wasn't made to tell a story or showcase new animation it was the syphon viewership from Pixar and there's no integrity about that okay so let's go over my five points story like I said it's a ripoff and there's nothing redeeming to it I have little patience for movies that do [ __ ] like this and steal from actual artists and storytellers voice acting it's a weird mixture of not too bad - very bad - of course they have their own samba love washed-up actors who are just trying to make a buck also Joey from NSYNC is in this movie yeah I guess the guys having some hard times it worked out great though straight out of dialog just like the voice acting it ranges from not so bad - just being terrible also there are moments where the characters motion or talk about something but the animators don't animate or even draw what's supposed to be there it's very confusing sittin there wondering what the hell they're talking about editing honestly the editing is par for the course in a bad movie like this I mean at least the audio levels are balanced but let's talk about the real juicy stuff the animation god is it lazy not troll and lazy thank the Lord but still quite lazy we got lazy lip sings where the mouths just moved slowly and don't sync up with the voice acting we have eyes and faces that spaz out we have lighting effects that aren't functioning properly and looks all screwed up but the thing I hate the most is the point of view of the characters there are action moments where we follow the characters and the camera just goes crazy I don't know what's happening and the perspective goes all over the place and it sucks okay so it starts off with a boat and lagoon with a bunch of parent fish waiting for their babies to be born it's time what do you think it's time right I think so too that's Herald and is obviously our Marlin ripoff okay so this confused me who's the father of the other female fish is it Herald or this guy maybe there's some kind of harem going on do I smell a possible anime [Music] I knew that wouldn't wouldn't hatch I can always tell it's a bad only the best voice acting for this movie okay so Nemo izzy is born and has a birth defect apparently this is bad because the human who looks over them will toss anybody who's not perfect overboard easy Bailey's oh dear okay so the British fish tells Harold that he needs to hide his daughter or also get tossed well what's with this guy's accent he must be hidden from the human that sounds like it's ridiculous I won't let anything happen to my darling girl so Harold tries to hide Izzy even though she wants to play and be out and about but the other fish aren't too happy about that and oh my god he's he's not even walking he just hovered to the tank god that is terrifying okay so this part in particular is actually kind of funny your mother used to say it doesn't matter how you look it matters what you do she was wrong it matters to him your mother said that beauty is on the inside and you don't have to fear the world well she was wrong okay so like I was saying the other fish in the tank are mean to Izzy and act like a bunch of popular girls from high school also their voice acting is just terrible saving that for later I bet I find lots of friends in the ocean it would be so cool another thing gonna be kind of hot what the British fish who does not like Izzy whatsoever decides to push her out into the middle of the tank where the human saw her took her and her father and toss them overboard and then this volcano erupts and creates a tidal wave that crashes into the boat and knocks the other fish overboard during all of the craziness as he gets lost and also gets really beaten up she gets cuts and she gets burned she gets smashed by a rock it's really funny during the confusion some fish saves her life and takes her away but ho no they run into a lionfish that sounds like a lion we then cut back to Harold who decides to go looking for his daughter he then meets a sea cucumber who wants to help him out but not before preaching about saving the environment the sardine migration coral bleaching humans have to stop that by the way I mean I am all for saving the environment too but this is so on the nose we then cut back to Izzy who then meets all of the riff-raff friends of the rock fish I love this one fish in particular he sounds so fabulous but it's kind of weird because he talks about finding a treasure motions to said treasure but there's nothing there it's my latest treasure part of the Herman Koch we find out that the fish friends have to travel across a volcano in order to get to the reef and as he leads the way but not before having some really awkward fun I mean really it's it's kind of awkward I don't know what they're doing they just take turns spinning around and I'm not sure why I had to do it we then cut back to Harold hand the sea cucumber yeah he's one of those kind of characters but oh no they're attacked by some mean crabs and to the movies credit the sea cucumber defends himself the way that actual sea cucumbers do he shits out his intestines they thought they got away but are suddenly caught by some tentacles we go back to Izzy and her friends but holy [ __ ] the lionfish is back after an amazing chasing as he breaks down about how ugly she is all of you are so cool looking like rocks and sponges my scales were like one pretty thing about me or the other fish tell her that she's pretty and unique that's what I keep saying come now before the lava and raining ash start oozing all over us what the hell are you talking about we go back to harold and the cucumber and how they were saved by an octopus hey yeah what's happening here Isabel's trail I can't find Isabel's trail something that doesn't make a lick of sense is how Harold is tracking Izzy by her trail that's on the ground from a fish that swims we go back to Izzy and her friends and find ourselves with one of the dumbest scenes in the movie the group is tired and Izzy for some reason decides to go up to a fish hook that has no bait mind you and somehow get stuck to it what how'd this happen did it pierce her on the side and if so how cheat off the hook this scene makes no sense I [ __ ] hate it I hate this movie so Izzy and her friends are heading towards the volcano and meet some decrepit eels you lost your father Ralph we need to help after that they get swept up by a school of fish and then this happens I absolutely love how they reveal the dolphin it's like straight out of a horror film we didn't even add that sound to the Edit it's actually like this I told you sometimes you can be such a fish head is is that a substitute for [ __ ] yeah I hope so honest to god I don't understand what they're trying to do here let's get stuck in a rock that won't do anything to help us get away from the dolphin but holy [ __ ] this fish is strong the rockfish is able to move the rock but what's even more impressive is that the dolphin shattered the rock but thank God that octopus comes by and rescues Izzy and tells her where her father is but oh poor Harold he arrives at the volcano and finds the corpse of a fish thinking that it's his daughter so the fish friends arrive at the volcano and are trying to cross it which begs the question why are they doing this to begin with you're in the ocean just go around so is he has the brilliant idea to fly across the volcano which totally works Harold then gets angry at the sea cucumber for wasting his time even though he was helping him Harold gets pissy and leaves with the other fish but then as he finds the sea cucumber and is greeted with a nasty-ass burp again I hate gross characters like this more often than not there's nothing charming about them the aquarium fish arrived at the reef and the British fish goes full-on races on the ugly fish shots look at all fuel is he shows up though and is finally reunited with her father the British fish then tells Harold and Izzy to leave the reef cuz he can okay but is he says no but it doesn't matter a giant sea-snake arrives and everybody works together to fight the snake also the camera work in this scene is just terrible it is so hard to watch [Music] [Applause] another fart joke yeah and oh my gosh talk about a movie twist is his mom comes out of nowhere and kills the snake their family is finally back together and that's the end of the movie also nothing ever happens to the British fish he's obviously a villain he does not help to fight the snake and they never addressed that I guess he just gets away with his crimes and stays on the reef I realized that I was a bit of a bad guy by pushing your daughter into the middle of the water tank in getting her thrown overboard and that I was a raging racist when I was talking about the other fish and how they are lesser than us because they're not a white fish like me but Herald oh boy we must put the past behind us and let me stay here on the reef without any kind of repercussions whatsoever in the movie movies over this movie sucks overall this is a bad movie it loses extra points since it's a shameless ripoff that was only trying to cash in on finding Dory it's funny though because some of the reviews I found online were like it was a copy of the Pixar movie but it wasn't too bad that's like a teacher saying to a student well you plagiarize your essay but it wasn't too terrible I guess you get a C+ but that shouldn't matter if you rip somebody off you're a piece of [ __ ] and there's nothing redeeming about what you made and even if Izzy's way home was original I'm sure it still would have been garbage lazy animation subpar voice acting and weird story plots that never pay off this movie sucks don't watch it hey guys thanks for watching the video if you liked it give it a like and sub for more future videos also a shout out to all of my supporters on patreon if you want to support my content go hit up the link in the description alright thanks again for watching and I'll see you guys next time [Music]

Channel: Saberspark

Views: 765,023

Rating: 4.9523554 out of 5

Keywords: saberspark, saber, Izzie's Way Home, izzie, bad movie review, review, animation, rip-off, finding nemo, finding nemo rip-off, clone, finding nemo clone, pixar, disney, asylum, the asylum, what the hell is izzie's way home, finding dory

Id: CoFBET9lNok

Length: 14min 51sec (891 seconds)

Published: Fri Aug 17 2018

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[u/AudioPhoenix]

More effort put into this review lol