What The Hack Is This? | T-Metroid

well hello hello ladies and germs okay so here's the dealio we're doing what the rom hack with thursday so i haven't done this in a while you may be asking oats why do i still piss the bed i don't know man but anyways let's show you guys what we're doing so this is called super t metroid and i picked this one because t testosterone i'm chock full of the stuff difficulty i don't feel like reading this um electrometers primes review difficulty in a few cases you'll be required to wall jump you see here i can't do that probably nowhere that will have your life on the line but you will still need to wait what probably nowhere that will have your life on the line but you will still need to wall jump okay i seriously hope you can face without a period the flow of difficulty is a bit erratic just like my urine in the morning i tried to make many of the energy tanks in slightly obvious places and didn't make them all too too he's missing azir hard to get nothing isn't possible either if you are you guys might not be able to read this here in a way if you are in an area what just seems way too hard to beat you are doing something wrong or you might be missing something this is assuming it seems seemingly impossible if it's just really hard then you're probably in the right place at the right time ironically there might be a few places that are easier than they were in the original game this is because difficulty was never my actual goal holy [ __ ] he's playing 5d chess with all his players there are a few places where you might might what okay crimson bird says very hard okay crimson birds another uh rom hacker i believe made some of the finest [ __ ] um vishmand very [ __ ] uh our boy three more item technically can be collected without major glitches animals saved oh boy and uh siphon just no all right super tea you didn't battle [ __ ] samus am i right fellas low testosterone metroid dude it ain't like that homie there we go all right so this is super t metroid let's see what the changes are oh my god so far nothing holy [ __ ] thr thrack t thr eight what does it mean what they're no what beef break oh what is your hair routine lately it's just put in some fiber and slicker back and hair spray it that's kind of what i did today eight track it didn't say eight track though there was a h in there all right let me guess we still got a minute i was wrong [Music] oh my god oh it's at 44. just die right now brother god this really is super low t metroid just reset don't tempt me i will all right so what's going on here so if you guys need to be reminded this is a five star no no it's a one star sorry one star one star raw mac and so far i can see why i can get soft locked in there um imagine dying in a one star hackles i kind of need some more health save it automatically saves you i mean i would like to go back and get some health i still want to die just in case hey what's my cousin beat this rock super easy what is taking you so long oh i'm sorry five minutes is a little long isn't it zero progress that's not true we now have information top right is the soft lock the kfc crusader are you [ __ ] get me out of there god i'm lost all right whatever i'm not refilling i'm taking my chances oh my god i almost hit that spike jesus that would have been awful hidden hidden spikes now there are kind of some spikes lying around here so i just need to be a little bit careful i don't know why that's necessary [Music] well there's actually two platforms [ __ ] hell dude oh um kona i need to um i can wiggle out of it i need to um i need to do something with it watch when the uh thing comes up that says like chat um this that unless i unless the layout's like off center or some [ __ ] well actually it was off-centered my bad never mind you're good i'm an idiot it's perfect um also what was it gonna do there's something else i was gonna do with that i don't know oh yeah i need to add my donation stuff but that's on me uh lethargic waldows getting some kona chocolate thank you so much and thing with the three months thanks thing so nothing's really changed yet other than some spikes and red criteria is this going to be another like [ __ ] fog clone here there we go [Music] the game's not even foggy it's cursed [Music] how i see [Music] wow what a trick oh one last thing just don't take 19 hours on this one thank you no this will take like a couple hours although it says the normal play time is like three hours and 30 minutes but that's game time if this takes more than like two hours i think i'm peace out [Music] wow that sure got me [ __ ] extra he did something with that to the background layer that's weird [Music] let's see if just in case it's weird what's the rating i'll let you guys guess [Music] just by looking at it ah [Music] this is why i save dude why why is that even there what the [ __ ] purpose does it all have piss me off yes actually oats hmm oh [ __ ] the music went silent is the game about to crash on me that's not good that there's no sound the game normally crashes when that happens the game is gonna crash and three two one go okay well it never said that i can't beat it why is that a thing these are on header roms okay so why why is that a thing why did that happen did we try it again that could have been a mistake what's up local [ __ ] dango oh [ __ ] [ __ ] dude loco dango [Music] it's your console i don't think it's my console re-patch it um i don't see why that would make a difference though all my all my things are unheadered why is this music on you know how would i get theresa's kid dude what the [ __ ] man it's about to crash again i don't know what to do get the chorizo skip there's no way that that's the actual thing we need to do is that what we need to do no they didn't say that you couldn't beat [Music] it okay so maybe i downloaded the wrong one so on headered i already have it the unheadered version maybe i should use the header version yo thanks for giving this up to goats and oats i appreciate that it says it's difficult you're just in the wrong spot you guys think i'm in the wrong spot [Music] i don't know [Music] yeah i feel like the game would crash a lot sooner if it were a file issue like the game would even start the game would the game normally crashes on the nintendo logo when it's on headered or when when the uh rom is headed and you try to add a file to it so i don't know am i supposed to maybe i'm supposed to um oh i might have i have this now but what the [ __ ] does that do for me what's down here can i even get through that no [Music] oh god man [Music] wow might have needed that health albert said you always have the cringiest streams albert said that he's just projecting [Music] maybe this is the way i don't know give me [ __ ] missiles god dude i ain't going back to the ship i could just reset give me missiles ah now you're gonna give me health aren't you now we're going back to the ship we're going to go around and we're going to see if that's the way maybe i'm not supposed to get bombs yet maybe i don't get bombs ever you actually reset it [Music] it's possible to get bombs dude i probably have to like actually boundaries oh skip that [ __ ] god dang it oh not him again um you can't really reach it now dude i'm saving there's a save feature with this should we save go get bombs dude there's something wrong with the romhack sounds like user error it is intended can somebody confirm that [Music] [ __ ] i hope i cleared it [Music] okay it was just glitched out we're good unless unless that pause saved it i was trying to pause are we still broken it shouldn't be broken as long as as long as they're sound it shouldn't be broken yeah all right we got bombs we're in there i don't know what changed i don't know if i did it save oh i'm gonna save you can't do alcatraz escape you have to go out the right side [Music] i triggered a flag when i went to the right probably [Music] no nobody said it i was making fun of the rom hack creator yeah this is kind of a copy and paster very tricky wowzers how's it be mad if a bomb was needed at the end or uh oh it's [ __ ] you it's okay i just know albert's just projecting his emotions onto me and that's okay it's all right auburn i hope you're having a good day man okay so this is all power bumps you're a better chef than me probably not knowing how to cook one dish doesn't make you a good chef back to the landing site you know what would be faster if i reset but i'm sick of resetting yo what about me yeah albert's cooking them craft singles wait that doesn't make sense he's cooking craft singles he's cooking mac and cheese with craft singers all right so we gotta go back to the right he just boils some noodles overcooks them there's mush then he puts some craft singles in there with some cottage cheese just stirs it up some fresh butter from you know where super metroid t yo chad can we strike a t-pose that sounds like something k's kitchen would do no joke that's like a case case [ __ ] in kitchen recipe okay i'm curious to see what this is i should have saved before it's probably gonna like kill me down there five eyes with the 26 months craft singles with some beans the [ __ ] is this [Music] hmm really this is the cool zone [Music] [Music] all right i don't know what that was but i don't think that's the way that we go just in case i don't know what's down there well that was spo music or bots moon music whichever one you prefer [Music] bum well we're already in touring and that's a lot of damage i'm kind of afraid to go over here that's not what that is though jabaited oh you suck jaws they're floating [Music] this is a one star rom hack it sounds like my stomach after eating albert's food [ __ ] albert i don't feel so good yeah this is probably more like case cooking this is kaye's son's stomach when he's on the toilet for 12 hours after his meal and this music's even playing hmm the new bridge he didn't tell me that running was required in this well k catered your funeral she can my final request is that everyone has to eat k's cooking yeah okay kitchen cooking kay's cooking whatever it's my final request that everyone can meet me in hell dude why are you doing so much that's not how much those spikes normally do oh wow got me what the [ __ ] in there dude [Music] hey what's up i don't know what's in here whatever it keeps spawning [Music] true or false false you watch me on youtube too guys this is a super good hack shut up and stop hating okay we gotta leave the leave the drop there mock ball okay let me get some more crumble blocks figured it out fellas fake oh my god dude i've been bamboozled no what if the missiles were fake but that was no never mind their turn a dock i guess i personally don't care stop dude [Music] this is really annoying just above me yeah i know there's missiles there but can i even grab them i like how doc just played music for an hour 330 000 viewers i didn't even stream lol made a quick hundred g's sound jelly albert [Music] stop rejecting all right i'm not jealous of anything if you are that's okay but you have to drag me into this all right let's go this way [Music] hmm am i being serious for what yeah he did he streamed on youtube there's 330 000 people watching just a stream to where he was playing music i turned it on at the very end everyone's like scam it's not starting this is probably not the way all right yeah sorry about that man take it easy uh this is so bad what the hell is this god i need grapple beam [ __ ] this rom hack it seems like well this is certainly different how exciting this is the most creative thing in the rom hack but he just used the fog a series fog thing you didn't even see the series door is that what that is and some some uh taurian tiles oh boy fancy [Music] okay still supers unless he's debating me but it's only the bottom what a creative choice by him because i could have wasted one super on the middle and it wouldn't have been the one i'm not ready for this fight that was for the gamer [Music] another nova [Music] i was a frame away from dying why you think [Music] this is fake god dang it why what what career of choice is that five whole missile you guys ready again for the music oh let's get out of there now where is this [ __ ] he's probably in the corner over there isn't it he's probably on the right [ __ ] side god damn dude so in order to get this i need like 130 or 121 so i need to at least take two hits probably probably three or four hits actually it's probably it's probably over there that's my guess the legend [Music] i'm gonna save hold on [Music] it's probably still a heated room over there i feel like he's not capable of adding like like non-heated rooms where they used to be uh behemoth thank you so much for the host man what's up thank you thank you uh how were your runs get out of there yo what's up uh tradder thanks for the five months get out of there now all the dogs are starting apart to hear their music they're scared too they're warning me the dogs you know how dogs since like when a storm their tornadoes coming that's what they're doing for me right now they know mother burns right behind me and that was the boss here we go again guys i don't know if i'm ready for this what is party oats oh you already have cardio [Music] notice you fixed the map no diddy the map might be the same i don't think he even changed the map at all yo everyone was still thanks for three months all right i just want to see [Music] [ __ ] okay well i was wrong this might be a bombable block yeah i just bombed it i did all that for nothing all right let's go i might need to go to the left here i'm not sure i can always try i get another e tank you already have cardio stop [Music] so this is not changed this needs to be an e-tank if you want to survive um i don't think that's going to be anything i i don't think i can do that yet oh that's the come beam god damn it die [ __ ] so far i've died to many enemies lava a b tome even though i could have just shot a missile up okay i'm pretty sure that was a speed blocks so yeah that's giving me flashbacks me toil that's what i thought i was like oh god so what do you guys say we go up maybe or should we try to the right okay not to the right okay so what are our options we can't really grab what's at ice that's that's not feasible the bee toms how we could hey uh oats hey uh loco [Music] i think this is speed yeah it's all speed blocks yeah i could try it for you the tank in pre-high jump room we already looked we kind of need an e-tank we haven't checked down here yet like we have it's it's lava or it's it's heated but [ __ ] what do we got here oh there is a heat tank there how do i get that just like that oh we're so close dude that was flashing right i thought that was a pillar going upwards even though the other ones weren't i thought for some reason that one might be cheese keep in mind this is a one star rom hack so what do you find these metroid construction [Music] actually let's check this i'm more than likely gonna die i just need information so if there's really nothing i can do over here i'm gonna grab this i'm not gonna save oh [ __ ] why is that like that that does a lot of damage okay i need missiles now as well of course we're in trouble like really in trouble you might push me [Music] back [Music] missiles can i get missiles there we go it's one of the times [Music] it's not fair he's going through the wall dude stop [Music] no it's stop no why man dude the only way you can do that boss is pray that you get the right rng it's supposed to be ass this is so ass i bet that i bet the creator of this rom acts in here nice oats and goats is driving my hack it's ass oh he's just [ __ ] bad this rom hack is five out of five and just misunderstood oh [ __ ] i messed up the goal game [Music] um with the eight months thank you so much [Music] got it i kind of want to save my uh i don't want to save right there because i'm worried that this isn't the way to go right now so [Music] wait could i even say was that a green door or a blue door i don't know come on give me things [Music] dude i'm shooting it [Music] stop i'm shooting i gotta be a little bit closer it's fine [Music] i just want some health [Music] skeleton phase i don't know dude you're not dead yet take that yes you're that pop that's his eyeballs popping no dude [ __ ] not checking to the right you know how much this acid does to you it kills you this will kill you in like two seconds flat okay now three seconds flat let me save here first i will save down here if i'm stuck down here perma-stuck well it is what it is can i get up there i mean yeah no why is there like a the hell is that for him and there's nothing okay yes oh yes lightning sound effect here yes first mother brain music and then this [ __ ] i don't know okay hmm i'm good thanks for asking hey natilla how are you where'd you go oh it's this rom hack is the greatest thing to ever happen dude i [ __ ] love it oh god it's super metroid and possible all over again for the love of god no ah i don't know if i'm supposed to be down there or not your wig looks great today thank you should you save states i can't use save states because then i'm a [ __ ] and you know what there's one thing that i'm not and that's a [ __ ] you sure okay i gotta get to this side here right now did we already do this we just gotta hustle oh god this is bad really bad [ __ ] go go okay i can't do that yet you're already a [ __ ] though no i'm not [Music] mods bannon please [Music] all right oh boy scary no need to change no need my queen oates let me protect you nah i'm good guys i'm just kidding who hurt me it was endorphins and pigeons all right so can we do anything down here the come zone guy so i don't know this is probably just me dying again to be honest because dude this is so stupid all right so that is a no-no am i missing something hey all of you uh all you people that have played this romhack and i know it's thousands of you because this one is a classic is this the way i go you forgot the powerbomb room there is no powerbomb room i don't think i'm softlocked let's get out of here one more e tank and i can do it i can't even bomb jump in the acid so that's the problem it says there's an item here and it's pissing me off there clearly is not an item there's a wall uh oh game of hawks gave me a dollar 17 minutes ago sorry about not seeing that how can i get you to play my rom hack um we could start doing viewer rom hacks but how many of you guys have made a rom hack gameaholic oh god has he made a really bad rom hack or what oh dear god this is bad okay i don't think we're soft locked but there's a little nook over there i kind of wanted to see what that was but all right we still have super missiles so let's try somewhere else shall we get out it's coming dude you see what i sent you on this board i've not seen it yet no i'm sorry why is that a thing dude albert ah that rice ain't setting so good with my stomach this is how my stomach sounds after i eat your food dude you insisted that i have it and then you kept telling me dude please try the the tomatillo rice dude it's so good man i still haven't made it the rice is really good i'm pretty sure that's a pretty common way to make rice though isn't it like now that i like i've looked at other recipes and stuff is that not just a common way to make rice all right how do i do this i haven't taken a hit god i'm good i mean kind of kind of common it's like you brown your rice with some like herbs and like veggies and [ __ ] like that and then you put your stuff in it one common thing is like broth of some sort every time i ate any restaurant or any mexican parties they never made it the same way your parents do very interesting yo i forgot to come here dude what if this is supers and i just wasted all that [ __ ] okay thanks for the 69. or is it no i mean that could have helped [ __ ] dude i can't do the lava you can't wall jump in acid or you can't bomb jump an acid i can do it though it's come on it goes down it doesn't go down far enough in order for you to bomb jump what was over here i think it's a super uh speed booster wall is there anything over there oh god this is so bad dude uh what do we have to do to get to the right again oh yeah super missiles dude this is how long do i how long do you guys want me to play this this is so dumb check ice oh we could check ice you can bomb jump while on acid you can't bomb jump in acid i just tried it so if you're in acid even a little bit i believe you can't get the height or like it doesn't lift you off the ground at all foreign yeah but i couldn't even get in there regardless i don't think i mean would that be power bombs dude if that's power bombs guys did i just save i don't think i did [ __ ] i should have saved let's go try the not again [Music] god help me no ah [Music] thanks for the 69 bits uh quite the handful i think i already gifted or i think i already said thank you for that oh yeah i was supposed to add those i totally forgot [Music] uh all right let's go [Music] oh also you don't have to resize anything anymore in twitch it does it for you automatically you just have to upload one 112 by 112. see what this is you [ __ ] wow amazing worth the effort dude i was just sweating right there try to get that to work oh is there something up there but it's it's not important it just has to be a square oh yeah just make it a square at the highest resolution or with a with that scale weird i feel like the bigger the resolution the better because then it's a higher quality emo there's more pixel density up to a certain degree it'll downscale better but once it's too big i think it'll um look really weird uh tickleton with the seven months thank you so much for these seven months yes yeah the baby metroid gives you a missile pack here you go [Music] uh makis mcgee thanks for the five months how's it going jarvis pretty good pretty good okay so is there i wonder if there's anything else i can do here probably not i think these are all crumble blocks the majority of them are hey thanks for the 300 appreciate that human flight shield x 300 here roots have some cash [Music] see this is where i'm like annoyed because i feel like we have to get to the top but i can't um but if i go down i think we just die if we go down don't what is down let's find out hey thanks for 206. i'm gonna take the risk here okay down is nothing great great risk he's gotta farm these guys give me health it's gonna be faster at this rate just to okay so check this out guys that's crumble blocks i don't think it ever goes down far enough i need the full three if i'm gonna do this like i don't even think three will work it's like three and a half seconds i have it never goes down far enough i tried explaining that to you guys and you guys insisted that i can bomb jump in acid and fog bogged i can fog jump that's what it is okay that doesn't look right oh god no that's the cursed fog all right okay this is it right here can't i can't bomb jump that's as low as it goes right there i tried explaining to you guys but it doesn't matter what i explain the chat's always right we told you that you can't no the majority of you told me that that i could and i just had to either believe or i had to um just wait until it goes down farther you can bomb jumping acid oats watch watch maybe i can [ __ ] i guess i don't like technically know but oh god that was not the play try it again i don't think i should try this anymore i don't think this is the way okay one more time find one more time one more and that's it uh just a missile pack which i will grab but am i missing anything here i don't think i am okay so i need it to go i need to be just going down because then it's gonna come up as i'm here and then yeah there's there's nothing i can do i don't think [Music] i am going the wrong way all right let's get the [ __ ] out of here again notes again one more try no okay i'm gonna assume that this is a saver he could do it no he couldn't do it sorry but this music's so much more intense with the beeping health sound okay my last my last thing i can possibly do here is [Music] um try one last hell run over that way but other than that i think that's it check the map the map's not any different [Music] yeah i mean maps i don't think they changed the map at all for the top of ice all right i'll go to the top of ice you guys are just making me waste my time because if it was up to me i'd be back in in criteria by my ship we would never oats no you're wasting our time hey you can hit x on the top right or hit alt f4 to get out of here toxic he said i was making fun of him and he said that i can leave so toxic you hurt my feelings you might want to go see a dentist [Music] i'm trying to refill my health here before i do this so there's a couple more things i can do and then we're out of here okay that's check top of ice next is go to the right and see if there's any way to get to the next portion like heading into norfair like near speed and wave and everything get the re juicer you think that'd be faster i mean it probably is faster than this the region oh johnny to read you dog can you imagine how bad that would suck if i didn't save after farm dude great there's probably something up there too quick load of safe thing i ain't doing that that's for i see stop [ __ ] die [ __ ] god i really needed that help but you know what we don't need it i really needed it but we don't need it [Music] me [Music] [Music] uh excellent dude [ __ ] excellent [Music] secret bomb tile for them for the supers well guess what i'm turning this [ __ ] off if there's a secret bomb tile for the supers what i need to progress it's a secret bomb dude i told you this was hard oats what do you suck okay i don't think there's anything here or that i can do here yeah these are all just [ __ ] [ __ ] dude i might as well just restart because full health yeah i mean i think this is it [Music] oh god have i gotten the throbbing bible yet oh yeah oh yeah [Music] what did i drop some frames okay man you dropped like three frames and i just want you to know that i'm suing you for a waste of time [Music] all right so we need to find grapple beam or we need to find the power button because this rom hack sucks so bad that i'm dying when you're so bad at playing the game you blame the game yeah this one out of five star rom hack is definitely not the problem yeah we need to go back to the beginning it might be by the ship um there was the um the ocean but honestly i don't think there's anything in the ocean let's check by the ship first what was blocking me from going into wait what was blocking me from green brinstar again there was something kind of want to save first because this might soft lock me oh was it power bombs yes power bombs then oats find power bombs [ __ ] what are you doing dude wow hmm yeah all right so this i thought we couldn't get here even with that dude i swear to god if this is [ __ ] power bombs that's an e-tank which would have come in handy once again yeah i haven't beaten this game albert this game sucks [Music] this is one out of five stars [Music] i wanted to see what was over there it could have been something you you guys don't know that there was nothing over there there could have been something that's all i'm saying um no because we already did save didn't we did we not just save oh god i'm going crazy that's fine i don't need to save so this is this is only power bombs i can't do anything with it [Music] um okay speed booster this is this is horrendous dude what the [ __ ] am i supposed to do i have four e tanks now which is great now what do i go back to laura norfair and just run around trying to find what to do because i can't bomb jumping the acid rex ship i can try the red ship one more time oh it's just doesn't get the beauty of this hack yeah i'm just you know just a idiot this is so bad [Music] let's continue watch super missiles be like one of these spikes being like fake [Music] wait what the hell is this i never even noticed that before oh no what if super missiles are in there but how the hell do i even get in there okay i see something down here the [ __ ] dude refill hell just go in oats god [ __ ] design aesthetic i'm gonna be mad if that's a design aesthetic so you can't get through there i think what it is is the person meant to unless i can bomb this for some reason i think the individual meant to seriously come on i'm so close do something with that but then blocked it off one second is there is this block no even if it was [Music] dude t that stands for t metroid i'm [ __ ] stuck [ __ ] [ __ ] i have an idea okay i was wrong i was thinking maybe that the rom hack is so bad that he made like a bombable spike block or some [ __ ] over there a dev block yes yes what does this even say is that just for aesthetics because my god it's looking clean dude can i just get in from here wouldn't that be funny no no never mind nope still [ __ ] i know it's not holding something but there's also blocks in front of it i'll donate if you play something else can you just like make it up here oh you can interesting very interesting indeed wow [Music] guys i ain't playing super metroid fog okay maybe i'm supposed to know i came from this way that's right you're blocked off wait we didn't check down here yet oh god what if this is it [Music] the [ __ ] can i do with spring ball dude i want super missiles [Music] all right acid jump oh my god the wheels are spinning forgot all about that that felt like ages ago like literally ages ago the [ __ ] acid jump we're in there boys we're in there let's go an hour and a half later two hours for this very very clutch moment god you know what it was worth it there's a [ __ ] fly on my goddamn tv you ain't welcome there get off go oh it's a poor moth that stuck to it from static well i ain't stuck to it no more i'm not afraid of moths when i was younger was this moth that was like the size of my hand no joke it was like a bird it's just like stuck to the window i was like holy [ __ ] the moths grow huge in minnesota so i spidered the size of my hand on my back porch the other day and you no longer have a back porch got it yeah i hate centipedes centipedes are disgusting yeah they're never fine they're adorable i know i'm triggering you cause they're adorable in yeah so geez okay we made we made it boys made progress this is probably gonna be super missiles that's my guess don't tell me i need to break all these blocks on [ __ ] real are you serious you had to explore the water area more why there's only one area what other tube oh maybe this one oh okay i didn't think there was another tube i was seriously about to get mad l [ __ ] dude fun so much fun dude oh my god [ __ ] is all this damn mate wow what a creative choice yes okay um what's up here what do we have here i'm gonna farm what was blocking ice super missile but it's not ice it's just just a missile pack see if anything's down here because you never know what the hell is that or a spring ball in the ocean area i would call it super oats droid let's save um rex ship no i needed i needed more oh it's the missiles below i don't want the missiles below i mean i might need them but i'm fine [Music] the stream just died yes [Music] missiles the stream just indicted yes just indicted [Music] suck tactical thank you don't tell me that i can't even [ __ ] do this oh [ __ ] man are you serious what the hell's the point give me something good oh god [Music] t metroid it means testosterone because this is so testosterone inducing playing this game raises your testosterone 20 000 i kind of want to try this one more time yeah i know i know your balls string your balls only shrink with um gotta run across the balls only shrink with uh fake like testosterone injections but if it's like natural testosterone it doesn't because um your balls are the things producing them how would i know because what happens is just common sense what happens is your balls i ain't saving i'm gonna die down this elevator actually it's worth it your balls um stop producing testosterone oh we can go through this super get no we can't no we can maybe your balls stop producing testosterone on their own so since you're injecting fake [ __ ] they're like oh i don't need to anymore but like if it just increases naturally then it'd be fine because they're the things that are producing it crazy time oh it is crazy time let me go let me go refill health here i didn't fight him though we just got super missiles this most original rom hack i've seen so far i'd give you give this one a 3.5 [ __ ] series are you out of your mind yeah oh it's this one looks good i'd play it with ease dude seriously wowzers all right well we all know you're not very uh guys stop you've watched two minutes and it's not horrendous there's crumble blocks everywhere the thing with the crumble blocks is [ __ ] he kind of just marks every one of the crumble blocks so you can see where it is where the hell is this oh you need power bombs now [Music] probably [ __ ] is this did i miss something you [ __ ] serious i don't know there's gotta be a crate okay i guess you i mean there is no grade i guess it's not like there has to be a grade fine you think it's the room before i doubt it's the room before given how this looks [ __ ] that's it um i wait what was blocking me to the left coming up the left room oh that was close to death um going into green brinstar what was preventing me from doing that was it speed oh it was speed no there was supers no there's a super thing for it what just happened i should have died right there but i got hit by the particle dude that was so close i got hit by the particle don't those spikes only do 20. wait no were they i thought they were doing 60 maybe they do only do 20. i'm making a deal out of nothing just pretend they do 60. it's way cooler okay let's try this let me get up that high okay nothing in there nada there's nada in there wait what's this goes all the way through just a long ass pipe really you gonna do me dirty like that i was like oh hell yeah i figured it out [Music] so it went from nine to forty nine win [Music] oats is cheating oh you have spring ball thank you i know that i can just spring ball across this but i'm kind [ __ ] [Music] [Music] [Music] giving you the silent treatment oh no i'm not i didn't even see you're in here what's up dude wasn't that the block oh no this is bad i know it's a speed block but i didn't see this before oh [ __ ] didn't [ __ ] matter i'm so upset dude so close to progress oh [ __ ] cool okay how come i didn't notice that at first other than the fact that i'm blind okay will you stop with this crumble block [ __ ] god it's annoying a hole up there excellent dude excellent this is so terrible i don't feel like farming this entire thing god is terrible [ __ ] off [Music] in their natural habitat [Music] they're like turtles when they flip over they can't get back all right foreign okay nothing the fall of shame it really is all right who made this [ __ ] your daddy yeah well i mean you can say whatever you want on the internet so and you could be using that to try to make me feel bad and have sympathy if he really did pass i'm sorry i'm sorry to hear that thought i was soft locked i was about to get mad what's up gazette yep cancel loads someone could just say that something happened and you'd be done for buddy wait why is it like that what the [ __ ] why you're a male you don't have feelings it's goddamn right i don't have any feelings shut up [ __ ] [Music] thanks for the 69 ones the hell hit me what is [ __ ] hitting me [Music] hey thanks almost thick what's up dude me i messed my uh my fog up so now we have the uh cursed [ __ ] that ain't right we know that ain't right either where'd it go yeah yeah there we go now we have the cursed fog here with the new layout oh gdq for me this year well i mean they're not even having it because of covid i mean they're doing like an online it's my thing dude i need a farm ah thanks for the 69 wait no you already gave me those 69. the thing is with stream labels i'm using stream labels um they're like pop out notification thing and it like will shift and make it seem like somebody just did something like streamlabs does just throw me off all right boys we're making progress here [Music] and i don't know about you but this is the greatest dramatic of all thanks for the 12 months [Music] what is hitting me you just wait it's just farming what's farming i gotta get out of here oh [ __ ] a carcass that's how you know it's serious business why am i playing this because i hate my life [Music] [Music] i don't think he can hit me really mean he still can't kill it oaks i'm trying [Music] not very [Music] [Music] open the green door doesn't matter wait i've already [ __ ] done this this isn't even mandatory that's for laughing hey doc steamy i know this room still exists i saw it in the preview that means it's still there it's right here it just covered it up god i'm entering like some satanic [ __ ] here you [ __ ] serious let me through and this is a debate by the way you can tell it's fake it's not blinking was i supposed to find power bombs first i'm kind of confused on what the creator wants you to do here there we go okay so that's [Music] cwj's in a row random blocks i'm a little bit afraid right now oh god dude which one do i choose okay i cheesed it [Music] kill them yeah that ain't fair they're floating as far as you can get huh mom this one's stuck this is this is the thumbnail right here me shooting a missile into him that's a thumbnail yeah that was pretty scuffed great dude i don't think i'm supposed to be here well i am supposed to be here because there's no other way to do this area because there's like crumble blocks oh god i'm dead [ __ ] hell i didn't save well i did save but when was the last time i saved all right we don't need to do sports bomb [ __ ] spore spawn you can't do a precise maneuver dude me and my cousin could do that precise maneuver yeah well my cousin told me that or your cousin told me that you smell like [ __ ] and you're bad dude i'm getting so many cwjs cwgs js it's continuous wall jump you guys wouldn't know all right um [ __ ] trying to get to the save station but apparently that's too much of a task [Music] can i always what [Music] okay it ain't like it used to be it's a giant [ __ ] maze now oh boy i love mazes is that the way they're truly the finest oh boy do i love a good maze wowzers yes i've considered liquidating my assets just for the tier three sub didn't uh didn't she go on like a long stream break or something then she's didn't she like make uh then she like just uh announced that she's taking a break from streaming which is probably pretty healthy she gets a lot of like really unnecessary [ __ ] just because people watch her you know oats is defending the woman what is she oh it's you always never back down okay okay where the hell is this if this is literally [ __ ] nothing oh my god there's gonna be hell to pay where am i going dude oh wait no where is it this game is man it's making me mad dude it was a debate dude it was it was a it was a debate the entire time you think this is the way back oh my god you can't be [ __ ] serious way back for what how do you even get over there there is no it should only be one way dude i swear to god if i just gotta go above the entire thing like with a block here what the [ __ ] the creator did say if it seems impossible you you are the problem so i think if someone else tried to bomb it will work yes correct the developer was projecting because he knew that we'd know it the funny part is he said if if you can't figure it out you're the problem he's projecting because he knows how [ __ ] bad it is he's like oh i know they're gonna hate it but that's their fault i know exactly what they're gonna hate how many stars is this six out of five that's right all right um this is just the back end of this dude there's no [ __ ] possible way i'm gonna lose my [ __ ] [Music] oats you're the problem i can't do the map or i need power bombs dude oates that's what the developer saw us is that if you can't beat it you're the problem so i was wondering if that's not uh that's not the map room i will check this out though [ __ ] this is the firefly room i'll check it out i guess that wasn't the problem fellas [Music] the god does it again okay [ __ ] they're just all invisible i guess there's what the hell is something blocking me here oats remember dude you're the problem you're played dead by daylight yeah i used to really like it then they nerfed decisive strike because they're stupid all right yeah i mean i can see that it's probably a little bit boring to watch but it's fun to play though what the [ __ ] is this not even it's not even a wall dude but this one this is a wall you can't wall jump on it what the [ __ ] kinda [Music] geez louise i mean it was nothing anyways but this is so obnoxious oats what did we tell you bud do a couple of eggs don't mind if i do i'm gonna make a [ __ ] metroid construction account just to flame this this rom hack here oh it's but you're the problem remember has your controller coming yet not yet it's on its way though i believe we're pretty close to it i checked the status the other day release a diss track i was going to make a diss track on albert i just haven't gotten around to it yeah what the [ __ ] where is this next one oh looks like i'm the problem boys [ __ ] my bad where the hell no good thing i just bounced around randomly where there's no visual cue for a hole you just gotta hope you find the [ __ ] hole and guess what i found it and it [ __ ] stinks where's the other hole stinks nice and good okay that was totally worth it you know now we can go to the rex ship seems to be that you're the problem again oates because i just fired this up and i did it you know i did it no problem at all so maybe just try harder next time all right okay i don't want to kill too many but i want to kill enough okay we're good we're good [Music] i wasn't good you are the problem oh stop throwing for content i really should stop you're right guys just so you know that this rom hack is the finest rom hack that has ever existed all right china always tells me how they want our rom hacks and this is one of the finest one because it's made in america they always they always say your raw hacks are so good how can we get rom hacks like you can i get out this way oh hell yeah okay [Music] is there some way out of this because this is kind of i'm gonna save i'm going to save yours oh what's the second best metroid pinball no no no no federation force that was close okay i believe he's over here okay is there anything over here 2d dumbass oh i'm so sorry i didn't know you meant 2d right away did you say 2d oh oh it was the second best 2d metroid oh yeah federation force oh yeah i thought you said two b's sorry oh god this is [ __ ] fantastic so yeah we gotta go around around we gotta go this way which i'm truly thankful for this way is so much fun how's your day been it's been um truly truly wonderful [Music] back to the animals we go yes it's been boneriffic gotcha all right see you can you get up there now come up here wait i did say it [Music] no i kind of just black out when i say [ __ ] so i don't even really pay attention half the time this might be the way actually nope it's not the [ __ ] way you know what it was not the way that we needed to go it's unfortunate geez oats could you not suck um maybe i don't know you are the problem though escape that mind champ how do you write the quality of this romance so far i think it's um appropriately i think it's appropriately judged okay so i got a strat here i am so good you gotta fall down as the bomb's exploding so you don't get as much jump height okay now i don't know what to do luck that wasn't luck i meant to do that [ __ ] [Music] do it again no because i don't take a hit i did what i had to do and i proved my point so that's [ __ ] annoying is there a way around this seriously seriously god damn it why is this a thing fake spike i'm willing to bet not oh it is a fake spike oh i mean i took the i took the gamble it's a big gamble you owe me i would have had to do it anyways that was the only option it'd be really nice to have more e-tanks here or more health in general but i kind of saved us some shitty health all right i have to do this trick again almost well i got it but [ __ ] hell dude god damn it there we go [Music] it wasn't luck i did i replicated it i replicated it so i meant to do it first [ __ ] [Music] but those are fake right there i'm stuck i'm gonna oh my [ __ ] god all right i really don't want this to be a all right i had a feeling oh god i'm gonna get stuck in the super block really dude i swear to god if i need another one i'm gonna be so upset are they making me use so many super missiles the [ __ ] do i go there we go this is terrible man i didn't dude i didn't think that it would oh man that's he oates is this your first time playing a metroid game farm for health ain't no [ __ ] we're very careful we can just do that it's kind of tricky [Music] [Music] what did this break before oh no was it the spikes must been the spikes okay yeah that's right i remember now okay we're good yes this is my first video game ever wow instant damage from the b-tone insane dude i need a farm for health i was trying to see if i could farm over here but i [ __ ] can't this is so cancer why oh it's you're the problem remember that everyone that gave my my rom hack one out to five stars they were the problem are gyms closed um no but i don't want to like really take the risk right now [Music] but i do want to work out at the same time it's awful not working out it's been a while okay so these are all crumble blocks just maybe a little bit careful oh then they give you a little farming station that would have been nice to get to goddammit i mean i went for a walk today i mean raquel went for a walk with some dogs it was it was rough leashing her husky around about a mile her husky was like pulling hard whenever i saw a squirrel i'd get like a serious arm workout goddammit dude okay i think that's a save but i don't know if i want to save oh boy various suit furon burgundy thanks for the [Music] host um that's the um multiple colored eyes right yeah yeah like two colored one ones blue ones brown typically the toothpaste suit [Music] i had a friend like that growing up he had a couple of different colored eyes like one of his eyes was like half brown half blue the other one was blue because i'm afraid that if i save here i'm gonna be stuck in some way shape or form this i better be able to grab these [ __ ] i don't do i leave seriously seriously that's that's [ __ ] [ __ ] dude yeah i cannot die well i know i wouldn't get stuck now so i'm gonna save yeah maybe it is from the bottom [Music] doesn't suck that your eye color is just whatever it is like i got [ __ ] brown eyes for the rest of my life you know okay we can kind of experiment here it's somewhere we go from underneath for sure but how do we get there um so we can't go back there oh god what if we missed it no i don't think we did i guess i'll experiment a little bit more then i'm going to reset to get my health back i have finished the faison hack yep um i'm gonna have my video editor um start uploading uh more faison hacks there's two of them the whole time is that a glitch okay so yeah two per week two two uh faison videos per week so we can get it rolling because you guys don't really like the uh dark souls videos on youtube they don't do too well so i think we're just gonna stop that um let's see here or we're gonna upload it on like the weekend or something so i do six videos a week instead i mean it's fun on live stream but yeah you guys don't um you guys don't like it on youtube at all which is fine oh it's somewhere around here seriously seriously this is [ __ ] are you [ __ ] me wow that's clutch well i mean that's that dude i really want those how the hell do i get it [Music] so it can't be from this room because i would need to hit a transition it can't be from underneath well it would have to be from underneath is it even worth going for at this point i already got varya should we just say [ __ ] it and just try to beat this [ __ ] on my way can i do this now probably not i don't think anything's changed i still can't go this way either well how do you reach craig wait no can we go this way there might have been a crumble block i don't know can you explore more in norfair yes wait no i don't even think we can explore more in warfare it's all blocked off well maybe come on there's gotta be a block let me through come on let this be a transport i'll are you serious you can't even take it with a crumble yeah it forces you the other way oh my god that's so [ __ ] dude i'm gonna be [ __ ] sick oh it's classic game design you're the problem who's horrendous emote is that my god that's scary that looks like something from battle toads doesn't that look like the um what's his name sit i really want to see if i can get that but it's too late i will play uh battle toads at some point yes i've never played the game so well i think i have a little bit but i've never beaten it at all and i was a lot younger okay so we have to go this way [Music] okay now we got varya so the game's making me backtrack all the way over here which isn't the worst because i mean to be fair that's what kaizo does it makes you backtrack constantly but how it's all done is so shitty it hurts but i guess i'm the problem right yep you guessed it oh it's you guessed it am i going to be my world record on kaizo i pray to god i never have the motivation or desire to do that oh missiles wow [Music] truly amazing what a great item placement if i was the developer i would have placed an item there too so i don't i don't see the issue okay down to norfair we go probably shouldn't be wasting all my supers so we can do wreck ship as well so we're gonna do norfair then we're gonna come back up wait i can't do anything in norfolk can i what can i do in norfair maybe lauren or fair on top of ice we already did top of ice guys we need to go here trust me i know what i'm doing oh you weren't there sorry oh now i feel like the ass they're just giving me [ __ ] i should have refilled walls down there whatever this is embarrassing oh stop you're embarrassing me in front of my friends yeah in front of my twitch friends same thing okay let's save then we're going to go to the rec ship what rating does this have about 4.8 but i mean i think that's unfair i think that's a little too low should at least be a 4.99 or so is that super missiles or power bombs over there no that was um you check vanilla pbs yeah vanilla pbs was already something we could get before supers it didn't need supers what do i think i'll acquire i don't know hopefully the um hopefully the hyper beam i'm saying i like that 4.8 out of 100 no [Music] foreign i don't think i can get up there even with double spring ball jump i don't think it'll put me out of the i think we're screwed wait so i need i need 10 supers for this let's just take a look here well there's an item there too what is that okay it's good i wonder if i can do a double spring ball jump here actually [Music] no i can't i actually can't without high jump boots we had high jump we'd be fine i like how everyone says this is spore spawn music but we don't even like c-spore spawn in the run but we see batwoon one ever says his batoon music even though it's the same music you can't double spring ball without yeah i figured [Music] lovely okay so this guy will give us a super [Music] are you [ __ ] serious dude [Music] is there anything i can do green gate glitch maybe and i'm stuck in here because it [ __ ] oh this from acts so good god why didn't i think of that in the first place oh i needed 15 better turn around oh i get stuck i should have known god i suck okay there's one thing i want to try no you're not stuck i'll tell you when i'm stuck okay i gotta go pee chat like really bad and i'm gonna grab a pillow for my fat ass so once again i'll be back rip oats and goats 2008 to 2020 yes i am 12. sorry i need more fiber in my diet oats is at least 13 years old come on guys oh it's i told my girlfriend and you my girlfriend you and your girlfriend are buying a house together she said wow what a simple i think she's too busy uh getting [ __ ] down by todd i don't think we can do this i should go save well let's just i think it's too close i think it's too close to the um [Music] i think your girlfriend's projecting because she's mad that you haven't got a house with her yet she's like knows it ain't happening oh nice we got the lightning strike so she's just uh she's just projecting that on to uh on to me but since i know this is the case it's okay i forgive you guys i really don't know if this is possible because of the the height you know the height that the gate is it's not quite it's not enough it's like not it's not high enough [Music] what do you guys think do i try again it is a bad height i don't know if i can [Music] i don't think it's gonna work chat yeah i think it's too low it's up there yeah i mean a crop shot makes it worse unless i shoot early but the point then that just kind of defeats the purpose right because you can shoot lower as long as you like i don't know does it does it not it not make it better crouching because isn't there like a lower well i guess yeah i know i really wouldn't because the height i need is above the crouch so it wouldn't really matter yeah so they're yeah gotcha all right this rom hack [ __ ] sucks i don't know what it wants me to do oats that's user air you suck bud okay well there's a couple things we haven't done here okay [Music] oh remember what the rom hack said it said you're the problem oh i remember what it said donkey kong sucks you take that back okay there's an item over there it's probably um let me guess missiles if it's power bombs i'm probably gonna be mad but also relieved so i don't know i don't know what i want i'm the problem again damn it i mean i'll take extra at this point thanks man [Music] yeah the ranch the cool ranch suit sure am albert oh it's you earned those missiles but good job proud of you [Music] ranch it up boats well like ram ranch i guess i gotta explore this [ __ ] okay [Music] it's going pretty good okay so this doesn't exist anymore or is this platform moved i can't tell i think oh i think what it was is the platform is those are now just to block that off this is really silly this is garbo this is complete complete garbage [Music] dude oh well i found ice beam dude [ __ ] we need grapple oh it's if you think it's garbage bud you're the issue okay maybe try harder next time then go get it excellent advice thank you yes this is varya unfortunately i'm pretty sure this is still just all um [Music] normal power bombs yep [ __ ] man you know what we haven't been able to do yet we didn't figure out the green brinstar situation [Music] which did i get any items here no i just know where ice is so we're gonna go back to the ship and we're gonna fly out of here because this sucks oh you should go get power bombs thank you for the advice really means a lot t minus 30 seconds before oats rages and turns this [ __ ] off also i need one more super pac one more super pac to enter the rex ship y'all prefer peaches or nectarines i prefer a good country peach a nice juicy peach i do prefer peaches though god they're good i like canning peaches they're so juicy pretty sure i need a speed booster for this which makes sense last time i got a peach that had maggots in it dude that's a win-win you get maggots and a peach why are you complaining oh i'm sure he gets enough protein in his diet because you know um yeah so this one because he eats meat and he's not a vegan like you should be dirty [ __ ] pig yep that's what i'm told all the time oh do you like your dog oh well you still you still eat meat and you must not really like animals i love animals i love a cute cow [Music] schools thanks so much for the host cows are not cute yeah they are they're also really tasty [Music] no no exactly i agree with that it's not very sustainable to keep eating meat the way we eat it consume it i mean that's just a fact like this is coming from someone that loves meat meat in his mouth meat um you know that's all i got stop with the pentagram bs bro don't worry satan's not actually gonna like come to our doorstep here all right all right um i think that was a yellow door over there all right chad if i can't figure it out here i think we're going to call this quits this is the worst rom hack isn't this the what the wrong what the heck wednesday segment it's thursday for [ __ ] sake yes i'm so sorry i'm playing it on a thursday instead of a wednesday because i forgot yesterday dear god my life is ruined wasn't there a blue door in the previous room there is that door yeah should we check it out maybe we should actually there is the left it's the mission impossible room and if there's nothing i'm gonna just reset the game and oh it's just use cheats dude i'm starting to feel like i should just use cheeks this is terrible but apparently if you mess up you're the problem the creator of this rom act says oh [ __ ] okay there we go that was the problem all along what do you know let's see if i can get to the other room though god stop [ __ ] i need to get to that how can i get to that so normally normally you would um you just go through a um hidden path in the wall here oh so you ever make that virgin mojito lime lemon limeade yes and it's not for virgins it was really good okay how dare you okay what do i need speed for this to work if it's like right here come on let me through something just give me anything please [ __ ] i think i need speed booster for this chat i really think i do well i can just fall right there i wish i would have known that use your brain outs think outside the map i am thinking outside the map hence why that's normally outside the map that portion something wow very clever under the destroyable missiles that's what i thought but there's nothing there [ __ ] are you guys gonna are you guys gonna eat lab created meat wearing the right glasses no obviously i missed something therefore i'm blind confirmed blind is lab meat vegan i mean i guess technically if you want to be like an ultra [ __ ] simp vegan then like you would take it as far as not eating lab grown meat like if you're vegan for the fact that you just love animals so much but then you refuse the lab grown meat that'd be like that'd be the ultra simp brain dead lab-grown meat you think it's technically vegan [Music] okay i really don't [Music] get out of this room the chat keeps yelling at me and telling me to stay in it so now i'm insecure okay it's definitely not here god this is so bad but anyways yes i would eat labron meat as well you eat lab grown humans i mean isn't like a test tube baby a lab grown human you wouldn't do that all right so let's try this room again this this is absolutely horrendous i don't think we had spring ball the last time though so maybe it'll be less annoying maybe it's big maybe test babies are grown in the human womb that's true that's right oh i bet i gotta get up there actually i bet not that's too good to be true okay i've bombed every square inch of this area i'm not finding it [Music] oh there we go now we're talking that's why i couldn't find it before without spring ball i couldn't jump up there what the [ __ ] oh um uh thank yous for the three months for all the great content you don't gotta lie to me dude you're welcome though you always had spring ball when i was here i don't think i did because i would have bounced and saw that i swear to god this is only a missile i'm gonna lose my [ __ ] what's up real i need more than just an e-tank as well i'm needing another super pack so i can go and do the wrecked ship oh you son of a [ __ ] dude there's gotta be another one there's there's gotta be another item here there's three items here normally there's no other this is frustrating to watch yeah tell me about it dude it's frustrating to play it's a rom hack bro yeah and the last thing i needed was in some random complete random area which was spring ball that was in the wreck-ship missile area to do norfair crocomeyer so for all i know there's gonna be [ __ ] gravity suit there and then what's gonna happen is i'm gonna oh [ __ ] i can't find where to go and then i'm gonna come back here and it's gonna be in the wall oh shoot i missed that the first time darn oh it's just reset i want the e-tank just in case oh it's if you can't find where to go and what to do you're the problem it's not my raw mac no no well i mean we already got the e-tanks so all right dude i can't handle this this shit's terrible this shit's so terrible ah there's an e tank down here but we couldn't figure out how to get it god dude my my endurance is hitting a peak okay oh there is five more super missiles down there [ __ ] dude we need to go back down now my anxiety is through the roof i need another super missile [ __ ] [Music] we already beat chrono trigger give me a super please i deserve it [Music] this is driving me nuts no you don't i do okay just like i deserve to shop at costco without my mask oh okay we need one more now [Music] so in order to get through this next [Music] part i will never wear a mask yeah bro you stick it to that virus stick it and sue them god dude that virus looks like such a [ __ ] backing down to you when you refuse it goes fine fine you know what fine i won't infect you because it's now just a little [ __ ] or i won't infect others it's just a flu [Music] yo i wonder if there's actually a wait a minute i don't wear one because i show my dominance let me see here [Music] [ __ ] [Music] the heck is this spam garbage what do you mean spam garbage [Music] okay so i can't even okay that one's stuck is that trying to show me something [Music] oh it is trying to show me no never mind [ __ ] this rock [ __ ] sucks so bad here this this will actually be the thumbnail this is the new thumbnail for youtube all three of them stuck yeah it's so bad dude my dad's cousin co-worker got coveted from his wife and went to work without telling anyone gave it to my dad's cousin and now he's in the icu fighting for his life well bro he still had to go to work and show that virus who's a man all right shut the [ __ ] up he had a weak immune system anyway oh god no dude [Music] yeah i saw that picture of the uh those kids going back to school those poor kids apparently like kids are like stealing other kids masks and [ __ ] they're just trying to like do the right thing yeah hey can i borrow your mask you're the spiderman and i really like it yeah sure thing tony wait why is there a block over there is that like not oh [ __ ] what is this are you [ __ ] serious what the hell is this dude i think it's just a glitch this rom hack makes me want to die why am i still playing it you know like why why am i doing this to myself this is so bad [Music] okay so we gotta find where this is we gotta bomb every spike because some of these spikes are like fake which is so annoying god man my health ain't going so hot here this is so terrible oh [Music] ow i wonder if it's like in here like the super things about to find out not there confirmed not there okay nothing here nothing there okay dude i don't know man can we play mario this is it's just it's just really hard to play this game dude it's so bad no votes you can't um this is gonna be a little bit sketchy one [Music] stop playing this i'm going to refund all the 11 gifted subs i have got no please spent so much it's got to be around this area here so right now what we're looking for i'm thinking it's that block but i don't think there was anything there the last time we checked oh it's if you quit you will get a quitter mark on your permanent record i have to do the t-pose to beat this hack i did like three t-poses guys i know he's boring okay see that see these down here i need these i'm pretty sure i've bombed every single block imaginable it's okay oates you've always been boring thank you are you going for that windswept look yes the wind swept i don't know what to do with my hair because it's getting so long so we're just you know kind of letting her letting her ride with the wind go bald be like lockwood but then i have to say i'm gonna stream super hardcore and then not dude where the [ __ ] is this guys do you know which one of you guys knows where it is huh spill the beans now we've already checked the spikes now check this out no okay see this like what is this huh is there something here well apparently not [ __ ] dumb it's a trap on a mighty fine one at that like oh there's literally nothing here there's there's there's nothing it's got to be from the right i've already checked everything before all this there's there's nothing dude we've already done all that if i don't find this in the next five minutes the next five minutes i'm done and i know that the creator said it's my fault you are the one to blame if you can't beat it this is what he said here here this is what he says this is this is this is what he [ __ ] says right here so it's my fault guys it's my fault isn't it yeah so it's it is your fault dude he's he said it just like it is yeah i know i was playing all ours grammatical areas um oats question why do you suck so bad because ah i do and um you don't have to be so hurtful buddy you know that you don't have to that's just uncalled for okay chat so i'm giving myself five minutes to find this [ __ ] because this is this is dumb could be in this room is there like a tunnel i don't think there is because he would have had to make a transition in ball for him which i don't think this person is capable of doing let's just watch some k's kitchen i'm about at that level the reviewer said that not the creator well there reviewer is an idiot [Music] who the hell reviewed it anyways oh it's my father reviewed it are you saying he's an idiot yes no it's not a soft lock it may as well be a soft lock at this point like my brain is currently soft locked like there's only one way to get to these and if this is just bait then [ __ ] there we got it did we figure it out put me through it's something good please it's a it was a random block folks come on where are we what dude i'm [ __ ] stuck here now can we even get the girl okay we got that okay which means we can get this one dude [ __ ] let me get it [Music] are you [ __ ] serious i'm in the door oats put your hands in the air like you just don't care oats died to a door technically i did not die to the door but you know who did die to the door the the gentle giants with his 12 inches of flaccid meat all right okay that's [ __ ] phenomenal that we're back here i was gonna try to do something else so i mean we can get this one apparently so we got that one but the other one won't work and i don't know why why so that's as low as i can go right there the camera will pan show me the bottom can i see the left fast enough to where it's like something no i don't see anything but it probably does have something to do with this door um i can't do a you can't do this left uh left to right dude [ __ ] please work [Music] on morph and try to shoot it look at where i am it's not even hitting dude [Music] you can roll underneath it but i can't on morph underneath it is there a hole underneath i'm just missing this is so bad that's a pointless door is it well what the [ __ ] the point of these other doors if it's a pointless door i'm no i'm not stuck okay wait okay okay there we go oh the door doesn't even [ __ ] the door's debate the door doesn't [ __ ] exist [Music] but it does at the same time what the [ __ ] dude yeah that's what i'm that's what i tried but watch check this out nothing what [ __ ] oh my god is this a solution and no it's not [Music] why make that something dude what the [ __ ] are you [ __ ] serious dude [Music] it's over here i already tried getting over here before i couldn't it's so bad it hurts dude i need to get into that little crevice over there that's it but there's nothing man and this isn't anything either as far as i'm aware yeah can't do anything with that but you can blow up all the other ones fantastic dude i already tried a super earlier didn't work okay is this like a little maze or something here i'm i'm pretty burnt out with this rom act too it's i've had enough of this i'm about i've about reached that level got something no oh it's but i got some bad news brother you're just really bad and look at this there's something over here too but there's technically nothing oh dear god but there's two doors there how [ __ ] weird is that how many stars should be zero you glitch the door and left in the same way i mean it wouldn't do me any good even if i could like what would do me because even if that's the solution i don't want to solve it if that's the solution is that such a bad solution you know what isn't a bad solution silver solution it's been known to eradicate any virus any time yeah yeah oh yeah yeah we can't speak for the efficacy of the uh and the effectiveness of this um of of of this silver solution for this strain of covid but it's been known to absolutely wipe out the other strains that's what they [ __ ] said is there something here something here i mean he's in the wall where are you trying to go buddy i just really want to solve this yo is there like a task of this on youtube can we watch the tass i gotta know you know you missed powerbomb somewhere what by the ship dude i don't think i can do this anymore what do you say do we go get power bombs by the ship or do we get the [ __ ] out of here where the where the hell by the ship are they [Music] all right what do we agree on we're gonna go solve it we're gonna go we're gonna go get power bombs and beat the game i mean i i feel personally attacked why are we not playing a real rom hack because what the rom hack was designed and developed to showcase some of the worst hacks in known existence dude i'm so [ __ ] annoyed i swear to god if they're near the ship if they're near the ship where i was trying to get into remember what i was trying to get into with the tunnel in between oh i'm gonna be upset if that's where you get them no just don't tell me if they're in the ship room i'll find it the solution is so [ __ ] did i have a feeling that i'm right and they're in that in that area five dollars from bonorific 69 420 says says say it no i won't wait a minute okay let me go save oats i'm the creator of this hack well and i've been crying my eyes up for the past four hours my son is crying too yeah he's crying because of failure of a father all right let's do this so i think we have to get over here and i kept i kept telling you guys i was like i was trying to blow up blocks so i'm just gonna like hit some [ __ ] and see if it's the solution because see those i think we already tried to hit those those might be fake never mind okay let's refill let's try again hold on no hints let's go check over this way let's go check over yonder okay that's not the solution i don't think okay can i like wedge myself into anywhere so i'm gonna look for a block that i can maybe wedge myself into um so so i have to find a space that's like a [Music] well even if this was [Music] well even if that was the spot i don't think that would work because [Music] no you can't tell me i want to figure this out okay don't overthink it i mean that might that might have been it wait who said what hold on everyone be quiet figuring this out [Music] just oh okay [Music] okay so yeah there's nothing i can do there hold on guys just let me do it everyone chill [Music] no words [ __ ] you ray i want to tell you [Music] hold on [Music] okay i don't know if this is uh the area so this has got to be something [Music] like this is this not it this [ __ ] ramp [Music] yeah no i'm kind of talking to myself a little bit because i can't really get in there you know where else could i wedge myself into a mock ball like a mock ball somewhere into this oh god if this is the [ __ ] answer to this i don't think it would be [Music] because i don't know how to even i don't think there's enough room for that all right now here's the here's what we're gonna do if i'm trying something if i'm in the general vicinity you can tell me hot or cold [Music] angry face or smiley face you know or whatever you want i'll know i'll know what it is is this it this [ __ ] hole that i got stuck into like a while ago i have to like mock ball into that and then on more for some [ __ ] that's gonna be really stupid if that's the case because i'm gonna get stuck so often dude unreal if that's actually the solution i don't want to like try again because i'm just gonna get stuck maybe it's i gotta wedge myself into that or something are you [ __ ] what's going on right now huh but how do i wedge myself in here you know so i just got a mock ball that didn't work [Music] gotta edge myself if i'd grapple this would be a hell of a lot easier [Music] hmm i think i'm so this is the area correct yay this is the area i need to be in right okay so i'm just doing this wrong you could say i'm just doing this wrong what i gotta get a moonfall if i have to get a moon fall no when was this hack created probably not [ __ ] hell 2005 yeah that's not [Music] mandatory [Music] move the camera look at it another way huh do i have to like wedge myself in from down here perhaps but how could i do that i can't really [Music] hmm i don't really know how to even do this the statue is supposed to be holding an item in a ball wait you [ __ ] serious [Music] what is it just invisible maybe [Music] so i don't know what to do after this point [Music] all right so this is a solution huh this right here reload save room no i think something's wrong with the raw mac [Music] is there rain is there rain falling when he gets this okay how does he do this again it's like there's a certain method you can use [Music] i can't remember um rain is falling remember oats it's your fault [Music] this is so stupid i want to die all right give me the solution let's watch it on stream this is so bad i want to see this the item's not even there you can take it off emote only yeah the item's just straight up missing the [ __ ] dude this entire time the item just doesn't exist oh i can't actually remember how to do that what is he doing again this rom hack is the worst [ __ ] thing i've ever seen in my life okay i got it i got it [Music] okay this is this if this this [ __ ] better be invisible this item [Music] it's not going to be dude i think it's gone for good i believe that is actually gone for good so close i kinda wanna just get in there like i have been [Music] the item's a powerbomb which you need to beat the game [Music] [ __ ] end me dude it wasn't even there the entire time the power bombs which were needed to beat the game [Music] reset the game we can try but i'm pretty sure it's [ __ ] we'll try one more time but so what do you think you know it's four maybe five stars yeah dude since you couldn't figure that out you're the problem well what do you mean soft lock did you already kill bomb trees though yes am i not supposed to kill bomb trees though am i supposed to do that before bomb teresa do they despawn afterwards or some [ __ ] oh he's always killing him first wait is this the actual method to get power bombs is this the only method or is this like a cheese method dude it's gone [Music] all right so that was super metroid t metroid i give that one no stars and they should feel ashamed absolutely [ __ ] ashamed of themselves

Channel: Oatsngoats

Views: 50,684

Rating: 4.7909737 out of 5

Keywords: Super Metroid, AGDQ, Kaizo, Awesome Games Done Quick, 2020, World Record, Oatsngoats, Rom Hack, Super Metroid Impossible, Twitch, Twitch Fails, Oats, SGDQ, Samus, what the hack is this, what the hack, hack, romhack, t-metroid, t metroid, sm t-metroid, animals, power bombs, troll, 1 star, 1 star hack, one star

Id: h5JRa-EvTa0

Length: 217min 56sec (13076 seconds)

Published: Thu Sep 03 2020