What The Hack Is This? | Digital Cube

you guys see it wait what the [ __ ] is going on this is scan lines what nice dude oh [ __ ] okay it's fixed what the hell was that you guys saw that too right it was like i was in a hot desert sun saw what oats he's going [ __ ] crazy this is digital cube uh digital cube this is a puzzle rom hack um i'm too lazy to look up the uh reviews just as you know the same as the last one so chad can do it because uh you know he's my [ __ ] so okay so i already lost my opportunity to jump okay so from the beginning blue i know this is a puzzle hack so what does this say 2 2d is that just like the second floor okay so i'm gonna go to the right dynamic ball okay so these are all green doors i cannot go that way oh i'm actually stuck here um interesting go to the left from blue [Music] okay go up up from red missiles last ball okay i didn't even mean to shoot there bullet ball woof woof that's where he was hanging out so we're gonna go down from gray d1 back in d2 let's go back left d1 c2 sorry over to b2 i'm just trying to like remember i'm trying to get some memory going on here b2 over to a2 okay that's a no-go how was i supposed to know it's not super missiles but what am i supposed to do there i don't know so we're gonna go back over here i'm gonna collect this stuff i'm gonna get blast ball let me get the extra missiles uh let's go back this way i didn't miss the missiles okay i just got to memorize so don't go left of that the bummer is there's nothing to indicate whether or not you're going to die and get locked you know i gotta go to the left first yeah but i don't roll with save states like you pete oil see that's what differentiates you and i from a good player to you not frosty okay so i don't want to go back that way i'm kind of afraid so we've tried left left we should have left left we've tried left up left those are all no goes i need miss super muscles to get to the right we could have maybe made it past the one room with super missiles but i'm not really too fond of trying again to be honest uh we'll grab we'll grab him when we go back okay so that's also known okay all right well okay it's not bad seven minutes in we have good information oatsu save states and cv3 that's because everyone uses save states let's be real no they don't idiot i don't use safe states never have never will [Music] okay all right yeah baby that's what i've been waiting for that's what it's all about okay i need to use foal you see the background how it's black check this out bam there's all of a sudden the background okay all right bit kind of afraid thanks for switching up all right so let's go back here so down is death hold on i know this is nothing unless we can blow this up for some reason all right one of the shows some hometown love went to high school together oh you and i went to high school together uh buffalo thank you so much for the twitch prime but who are you throw the statue he's your stalker okay so here's what i've done so far okay so if my memory is perfect which it is we've gone so up left is death it's a yellow room and it's a heat room up yo what's up man i'm sure tanner told you about the stream how's it going uh up right is a gray door and then we can't go right down somebody said his death to the left is green there's some tough enemies left i don't know if i can kill him what was down yellow spike room no down in the blue room was yellow spike room we haven't been down here yet i mean this might be another yellow spike room but okay so this was it yep okay so this is broken upper missiles we don't have super missiles yet okay this is my stomach when i'm eating albert's carne asada dude albert what the [ __ ] you putting that man okay i gotta be really careful here i'm gonna blow everything up oh god okay well i'm kind of afraid man so i know up is yellow room up his yellow room no up his green room i think we should try up up his green wait no wait a minute wasn't up but that was up should have been green room [Music] no because to the left was green time to take a nap old man oh [ __ ] i'm dead wait what wasn't that green before oh no okay um [Music] i'm actually i don't know um that's probably what it was left of here was probably green because we couldn't go anywhere else so then up is up is yellow and death hold on [ __ ] hell man or if you're color blind and every room is green then how come the rooms that aren't green aren't green gotcha [ __ ] logic 101 fellas what you won't understand all right so i know down is good but i'm not gonna go down yet we have to go get these power shots power shards [Music] i concur going down is good i am 12. i concur nice dude okay wait was it down or left it hasn't been left we can go left and then down but we should just go down because it doesn't really matter we'll get these missiles uh until right down uh uh then right because we haven't gone there yet uh gotcha all right well we can't go that way this is the only way this is the way now i must make this square yeah we've already been over here though yeah i finished watching um queen's gambit last night it's a really really good show i liked it a lot i was gonna tell you guys i was watching it but i didn't want you to spoil it for me i'm scared i'm scared oh lordy he's gonna kill me one hit i [Music] bet how lazy the chest developers have become like it's been how many years and they still have never patched the end passant bug wait what do you mean how many how many times has that move ever used an actual chess match like one out of 10 000 from like a 1 000 player like once in history uh ash thanks for the uh gift itself all right i'm kind of scared red rod or sorry green rockets oh to give me big pp that's nice okay so this would be an indication that we get uh speed booster here right but i'm also a little bit afraid that there's a trap all right guys down or right down or right wait a minute left was super missiles wait a minute hold on the super missile blocked this oh nice okay so now we're gonna go back right and then uh yeah i think i'll go down on your mama and also go down here as well seriously oh that's nice dude oh it's the last time i listen to you i ain't using save states i'm gonna memorize it okay i've already memorized the map to a t i don't need to look at no map i've already gotten it i'll go the entire way back to where i was before i went down and two shakes of a lamb's tail [Music] wish i knew all the chess strategies after watching a queen's gambit i realized that these chess prodigies like i'll never be anything above like a 16 to 1800 player even if i like really try they're just their brains are different okay um i mean we could go down but let's go this way because there's an item bottom left bottom right missile yeah their brains are just built different like they just sit there and like think about every chess game they played and here i am like oh i can think like two moves ahead three moves ahead okay that's good that's good with like maybe two different variations they're like playing out entire games in their head all right back this one yeah but they can't play sm worth of [ __ ] i bet if they started playing sm when i did they'd [ __ ] have like a sub 111 by now [Music] all right i don't know i kind of want to get back into playing chess again though just keep learning get up to like a 1500 blitz player and i'll be happy for life that's all i need all right um um it's pretty bad right now my daily is like around a thousand or a little above above or whatever and then my um my blitz is pretty [ __ ] and my lightning that's not a good way to learn though um okay so last time i went down down is a no-go no i think what i'm going to do is go right because that's that was my intuition in the first place you guys all convinced me not to oh let's go i think down is a trap yeah so yeah we're on four right now is there any pattern to the map [Music] there is no clear pattern that i can see but there's the only thing that i can see is there's no there's no same colored room touching each other so therefore the middle room is either red but also there's nothing that repeats there is no like gray red gray so the only next possible option is um is gray or yellow so if it's gray we're fine no so it'd be gray and then oh yeah it's also rows and columns so it's yellow so the next the room not not not the one above e4 to the left of above d4 to fill on that is yellow and so to the right of that is gray so above me is a gray door but we can't get to that gray door but to the right of me should be a i can't even get to the right first of all hold on yeah that requires something so below me could be yeah i know it doesn't mean heat i'm just saying we're just gonna go [ __ ] dude oh we're dead [Music] okay so i remember now my brain has gained a wrinkle everything in level five is heat i've never played sudoku how does it work again if you explain it to me i can figure it out it uh columns and rows have none of the same color yeah so column columns and rows have none of the same numbers for sudoku right yeah i've never played sudoku i've seen it but i've never actually sat down and played at all i knew it had something to do with like trying to solve like all the you know rows and columns but uh i mean it's easy enough rows and columns i never have they don't have the same color it's easy [Music] so i don't know if right was actually the right uh way to go uh so what's above me then um yellow yellow is above me and every yellow i've gone to has killed me and i can't get out of yellow so no it it can't be if it's like sudoku or whatever it has to be yellow i can't really go up because i don't have hold on e2 yeah i should probably just try to get back to e2 you can't be like sudoku row 3 has no yellows are you telling me well don't tell me if you've played it uh i meant to say column well yeah but there's stuff below this though hey what it still could yeah there's another floor okay so this is my only option i can't speed booster this is all speed booster okay i know where speed booster is but i'm gonna die if i go there yeah but how the [ __ ] do i get velocity without dying i need power bombs i mean i could probably do it without varya so above is yellow um more than likely i mean should i just go above like correct if there's five if it's a if it's a five by five grid which i think it is that should be yellow or up should above me should be yellow and every yellow has been well that hasn't been heated though i think i'm just gonna go up no it is yellow oh god dude this is not good i told you guys it was yellow dude every yellow i've entered has been just death i was super super hesitant to go up because i knew it was yellow and most of the yellows i've entered have been very dangerous two out of three of the yellows it's okay oh it's where you see resetting anyways bro dude do i even need these missiles i don't feel like i do i feel like missiles are pretty pointless at this stage in the game aka the beginning bro i'm watching you play digital cube smoking a dude bro nice man you're [ __ ] badass i feel like maybe i missed something in this room but i don't know i haven't seen anything yet i've already killed all of them doesn't do anything no jump goats i'm watching you stream well injecting sodium dude get some help oh today visiting my grandmother and my parents told me hey try not to try to at least act normal so you said okay and you lit up a bowl well you want me to act normal okay all right um though i guess we can just go right i can't backtrack unfortunately dude i remember one time my brother was a big stoner and i uh i was going to like hang out with some family and friends and stuff and we're having like a little get-together thing he said yeah bro i just smoked some it'd be fine cause i was smoking at the time and then whatever he had was really strong so my eyes went super glossy red and i was so stoned i was like oh no this is really embarrassing i don't know what to do it's like you got any red eyes so then i put red eyes and my eyes were just like glass so what i did is i just went in the i just played with like a dog for like two hours you've been playing with that dog for a while bran like over in the grass playing with a dog for hours um okay so up was up was yellow right was blue down was death down is they don't have a dog i don't know if i can get up but i'll try that sounded like i have impotence or some [ __ ] um i mean maybe i can wall jump this actually okay they change it so you can wall jump and underwater all right holy [ __ ] that is not how you normally wall jump in this game [Music] hot jump boots okay so let's take a look here so the left is yellow so to the right is gray um down is i mean it's kind of hard to say what's down down no no down down was yellow but then we get down down was yellow so up up is gray right is blue let's go to the right if we can we can't yet up can't be gray so up has to be yellow up is yellow let's just go up what was to the left again wasn't there power bombs but well no i don't know if they were there [Music] all right so up should be gray 100 [ __ ] no what was below me then right okay so it's not like sudoku but so far it is sudoku [Music] amber [Music] there are two reds on row three oh you're right i didn't notice that all right what's that over there oh it ain't sudoku i was kind of hoping it would be that'd be kind of nice okay die dynamic blast um yeah i mean i think that's it we could go to the left left left down left so far our predictions about what color rooms are going to come up have been pretty good though so we can keep trying to guess okay did i even get up there okay it's not gonna let me wall jump like i normally could [Music] oh we're getting to the grays again so there there are only four colors i think i'm gonna try like all the way left this was yellow up there it was heated yellow [Music] i knew green was over here with a rocket because i died here at first um i know that this is at least not yellow so i can hopefully escape it because i know yellow is to the left polaris this should be hopefully some sort of heat reduction dude you dirty bastard this is [ __ ] [ __ ] man let me memorize this pattern real quick clarisse is probably gravity then yeah it's yeah it's probably gravity all right i don't need a picture it's up there baby i'm gonna grab a diet coke i'll be right back it's in diet coke diet chode just caffeine or adderall yeah i need a prescription for uh my diet coke please thank you delayed release diet coke xr i don't know if i even want those missiles that's a waste of time there any hints not really we've been kind of we've been really good with our prediction of doors just using kind of a sudoku grid however it doesn't follow that method with t because there's a 7x7 we think and there's only four four colors yeah so the rule so far is yeah no two adjacent rooms have been duplicate colors yes exactly four uh rows and columns so i mean that makes sense [Music] no blues are not all underwater water rooms seem to be just kind of random the left is yellow oh yeah we couldn't do anything here unfortunately so we just gotta kill these guys uh yeah nothing there i guess they have a subaru we can get up there now well that doesn't matter why wouldn't i finish this no i need to get polaris first the right is death i can't escape it none of us can escape death oats uh so baloney should be blue lure gray quartz the [ __ ] amber and quartz oh that's just charge me oh i don't have um i don't have amber yet do i wait i definitely want that no amber you could because i had i had it for a while all the way to the right i think [Music] it's right of the red now where the [ __ ] was it yeah you won't [Music] amber i barely know her [Music] i'll grab it [ __ ] okay so below is death let's go to the right uh and then to the right we can't do anything with wait wasn't there another wait no we can now we have we have polaris please don't kill me please don't kill me it shouldn't be yellow nope it shouldn't be yellow it's probably red [Music] jump ball [Music] yeah that's pretty annoying okay so i know where speed booster is but this is a yellow door yeah your name every yellow i've done has been dangerous oh it's not yellow it's green there are no yellows on uh on row two not every yellow but he just probably won't below me i'm probably gonna die oh [ __ ] dude i'm locked okay no i couldn't get back out of it hmm i learn mirror this is how it works hold on see that see that block to my right when it's going down that's a one-way stop so i had to jump over that right there or as he fall you can't get back okay so let's try to make a hard prediction here i bet to the left is yellow or maybe green no that can't be green oh it could be green probably not though i'm guessing it's yellow and below is either yellow or okay my intuition tells me that we should go through the gate [Music] uh can't [Music] uh [Music] okay good progress b1 b1 was yellow and b1 had um what did b1 have b1 was hot yeah i mean we can escape it now we try left left up and see what that middle one is no i think c c no d3 had the little fiery guy and i couldn't uh well i think we should check d3 b1 had an item and i can't remember what it was yes i was below this oh [ __ ] are we good we get speed booster [Music] here i can't i can't get back out so we just gotta hustle but i do get some damage reduction luckily oh and some okay and some health we're okay for now but those are one ways we can kill that just with ruby some boiling hot water man okay we're good we're good let's try all the way left uh [Music] oh this is dangerous [ __ ] is that i have speed booster oh directly up mover boot the [ __ ] is a mover boot is a hover oh all right oh it's just spin jump then yeah all right so let's go back down i almost feel like refilling damn i'm so good short charging check this out babe all right [Music] i almost feel like refilling i feel like this is the safest bet hmm i saw an item damn what's that all right i'm there i'm going [ __ ] crazy i'm going crazy the cube's getting to me damn it dude am i just stuck here i can't do anything here oh god let's just escape i mean could i short charged [Music] this is bad this is really bad what oh okay those are speed booster please get me out of here thank god [Music] don't mind if i do it's a trap oats this is fun it's hilarious where already get this oh this is varya all right so let's go all the way up this would be quite handy there's gonna be a lot of little secrets it'll be kind of annoying okay so we need we need a grapple beam all right so that's all that's all completed i don't think we can do anything else there ugh where they're going to the depths i don't even really care about that to be honest so [ __ ] that so really filling out these squares i have a bad feeling though that at some point it's gonna like give you some false confidence and then i'm gonna be like really wishing i hadn't done something or like wishing i was still really uh cautious yeah brother the whole club was looking at her that john deere tractor edge oh i am floating aren't i okay right is a trap i've already been right all right i'm gonna i'm gonna download this real quick and lock it in let's see what's left first i don't like that at all maybe let's go down i really just don't want to make a mistake and then all of a sudden i'm stuck you know [Music] my golden eyes wow ain't nothing to help us boys ain't nothing i didn't want to do that dude i swear to god if i'm trapped okay all right gonna remember those were speed blocks i know i have space jump but space jumps kind of sucks without being underwater because you know diagonal bomb jump you can't bomb jump on this yeah we're good jade vape beam okay so i'm not sure but i think i'm gonna go down so dude and went down i did [Music] how am i a dumbass oats you were supposed to be able to tell the future and you're supposed to know that you were going to die in a room with no previous knowledge of said room [Music] bro there's no algorithm for death blocks still hasn't solved the puzzle yet bro what puzzle there's no puzzle it's just you i'm going you guys waited forever for something to happen you guys you guys waited forever for something to happen you're just itching to just make fun of me for no reason wrong [ __ ] way [ __ ] you not using save states i know where the items are i'm just trying to remember how i went there the last time well i would so far i would give this three and a half stars only because i like the concept of it i'd give it three and a half stars because it's there's no indication whether or not you're going to enter a room die and then have to restart all the way at the beginning with no other saves and that's pretty [ __ ] that's a pretty [ __ ] way to do a raw mac but i don't want to use save states but if you if you need to tell your your i think you have a [ __ ] rom hack if you need to tell the people playing it oh yo you might want to use save states yeah well why don't you just make a better rom hack then with like indications that something bad might happen you know but for that reason i'd give it three out of five stars so far because it is it is cool i like the concept yeah there is no getting better though all memes aside t he there there is no getting better in this when i died last you had three possible options they're all the same colored doors you take the wrong door you die no matter what [Music] 40 minutes into the rom god damn it i should make a rom hack like this except yeah two by two doors with like really cool puzzles per per door with just a giant cube two by two that'd be cool it's four rooms no two by two that'd be one two three you have like ten ten rooms you'd have to like cut some off because you'd have some extra you could put small little one rooms in between to give yourself a full square actually it doesn't matter it doesn't need to be this square you can do it as big as you want like it's not the confides of just this map i could make the cube huge you know but oh it's this one's only so big how could you do that well the concept is that if you take a wrong turn you're [ __ ] dead but other than that yeah it's kind of that loosely based off your mom not even funny that wasn't funny oats my mom is not loose oh my god oh it's my attention span is that of a one-year-old fetus dude i cannot watch any longer okay we're filling in the squares again we're filling in the squares fellas i will not be going for record on this no well maybe it kind of might be fun oh so sarcastic bro jesus dude i'm so sorry i'm such an idiot forgive me please please you are forgiving child i suppose so the only thing that can kill me now um other than a heat room which we're coming up on varya here in a second is death blocks which is [ __ ] dumb now that's the only thing that can kill me now the left is varya well to the left might be something else first and then varya i want these i really don't need them solaris no this is a pretty decently rated hack it's four and a half stars i'd so far personally i'll give it three and a half though because i hate rom hacks i hate ram acts that throw you into things without your knowledge [Music] okay that didn't make any sense but i hate romhacks that will just kill you without any indication that you're about to die they're like death blocks in a room trolley room so like let's say i enter this room and right below this are death blocks that automatically kill you oh you're dead well you didn't know though you just have to trial and error it the trial and error kind of [ __ ] is a little bit annoying like artificial difficulty holy [ __ ] okay so down is death [Music] are you like just do you dislike kaiser for the same reason no because kaizo gives you checkpoints and kaizo is immediately like you die you start over the level and they're like one minute levels if you're good i don't have a problem with that that's that's much different wait are you talking about like ties of mario or which one uh [Music] damn someone's gassy [ __ ] all right these are only one ways um quite pungent media one peace thank you very much for the 10 months uh which way was this again okay i already blew that up once sorry [Music] uh [Music] [Music] no that's death actually this was death that's [ __ ] annoying dude i'm not gonna do that again i need to go right yeah [Music] [Music] up is up is nothing ah boy dude oh great hold on [Music] ice [Music] um i gotta remember c7 is death from above i've already been over to a7 i don't think there was anything there no it was a yellow room and yeah up up is just death i won't die if i go up i'll just i had a potential bonk in my head [Music] okay [Music] [Music] i'm afraid to go up a little bit [Music] um so should we go up i think we have no choice but to go up left up save oats save where [Music] i think we have to go right because that's locked now we gotta go back around okay definitely don't want to go up the [ __ ] you [ __ ] serious the game is broken [Music] [Music] where am i dude are you [ __ ] serious why is this a thing dude why man why we were just at the end and no i i'm stuck in bore i'm stuck in ball form why where do you enter a door is this like a common thing why dude that just ruined my entire experience i was there at the end at the end man why i'm gonna save this is where i crashed last time there's nothing i can do i just gotta like gamble it i think you guys are gambling your points i assume whoopsie daisy wait what the [ __ ] oh great dude oh [ __ ] oh here we go dude it just automatic it's just a [ __ ] loop it's an infinite room okay so when you go i guess to the right hold on oh [ __ ] left up okay is this um i've already gone down i've already tried everything [ __ ] i've done every i've done every door i better give me some hints if it's like [ __ ] that'd be stupid if it was the same patterns as something else because then i would just that would require you to play what was that now it's supposed to be like that the middle block says infinite room is that telling me the right side i'm just curious let me see something let me see if this changes this is [ __ ] man [ __ ] hell no it's just always unless okay so i've tried right that's right down hold on okay so nothing is changing to be fair i said i would get back to where i was previously okay i didn't do anything different but okay this is where i was recently then to the left i told you guys i'll get back to where i was and here we are why would i go up though because there's got to be something down there i i got to where i was with 220. the people that said yes to get their points so this room just crashes the game or what that wasn't the bend why would you guys why would you oh wait i thought you guys made a new one oh never mind don't go left well yeah i don't read that all the time [Music] so does the infinite room crash if you come from that side like they didn't uh that it didn't take into consideration so we gotta loop all the way back around for this dumb [ __ ] so this is the infinite room i don't know if i want to go back into it to be honest [Music] wait this is the room i went in though when it crashed let's go left and down foreign [Music] okay [Music] [Music] this [ __ ] i said i'll almost be dead keem oats kim [Music] uh [ __ ] you stop hey yo my [ __ ] knife [Music] [Music] nice nice don't hit any of them that's cool dude probably let him shoot all of them charge beam wasn't working before yeah ow oh i'm dead ow not the eggs dude [Music] this [Music] i forgot golden threes of laid eggs [Music] [Music] [Music] all right we did it jank ass hack crashed on me but we did it with maximum salt maximum salt

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Keywords: Super Metroid, AGDQ, Kaizo, Awesome Games Done Quick, 2020, World Record, Oatsngoats, Rom Hack, Super Metroid Impossible, Twitch, Twitch Fails, Oats, SGDQ, Samus, what the hack is this, what the hack, hack, romhack, sm, metroid, speedrun, wth, digital cube, digital, cube, red, blue, yellow, green, grey, gray, room, torizo, glitch

Id: dcCuEJsBvrE

Length: 92min 40sec (5560 seconds)

Published: Thu Dec 03 2020