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radit what is the worst wedding you've ever been to what made it bad my best friend's wedding she should never have married her husband she is only with him because she doesn't think she can do better and no one else had really expressed interest it was painful to watch her just lock herself into this darkness inhalation of self i could see she even knew that's what was happening somewhere deep inside so many things happened which made it clear what was happening and even why to bullet the despair she spent the evening before with my husband and i talking about any guy she had ever had an interest in or flirtation with it was like she was mooring all of her lost chances no excitement no mention of her husband to be we jokingly but not that jokingly offered to just take her home with us six hours away he had no plans for getting ready the next day asked me at 10 pm to do her hair and makeup and arrange for the photographer to come to my hotel to document this we also drove her to the wedding neither i nor my husband her second best friend were invited to be in her wedding party it was strange and so many people the next day would say oh you're her best friend she talks about you all the time and look confused her matron of honor and bridesmaid were her husband's best man's family they did not contribute to helping her get ready it was like she didn't want us the people who care about her involved in this her parents had not been in touch for days and came 15 minutes late to the ceremony never calling her beforehand she had clearly learned her lack of value at home his vows were mostly jokes for the audience loving her was never mentioned despite her asking him not to he violently smushed the cake in her face i helped her clean up it was deeply upper nostrils in her hair in her eyes britta maids tried to take pictures while laughing until i menacingly threw them out of the bathroom it took me a while to make her vaugely presentable again i offered again to just take her with me far less jokingly this time she was quiet and a little teary but did not respond best man's speech was about her husband mostly with a story about how clumsy she is i had to walk outside my husband had to calm me down as i cried and yelled about it all before people heard me in the end this was a choice she spent the following 10 years so far feeding the worst saddest parts of herself she's become completely self-involved i guess she needs to because no one else in her life is taking care of her we haven't actually spoken in about three years though she emails with my husband again about herself only he still calls me her bff on facebook and refers to my daughter as her niece though my daughter doesn't know her at all thank god they never had children i know they haven't had sex in at least four years it was a wedding but it felt like watching someone commit suicide this is odd but i am going to say mine this was because of my wife's family we wanted to keep the wedding very small we were very young and some thought we were too young to get married so this was the reasoning for keeping it small i had my parents brother and four friends my wife invited her parents brother and grandmother her grandmother took it upon herself to invite the entire side of my wife's family we had over 100 unexpected guests that acted as if they were insulted that they had to be there the good news is my wife kicks ass going on 15 years ugh i had friends get married in a forest it was a stretch of bigger woods between two cornfields mosquitoes galore we had to sit on logs that were covered in damp moss the mud was ankle deep in places and the ceremony was inaudible due to a tractor plowing the field they served food out a charming old cottage that was actually a rotting former chicken coop that the groom literally dragged in from elsewhere the entire event was a nightmare the bride's aunt died on the dance floor while dancing edit to add to the story she fell down and the dj stopped the music until ms arrived they took her away and when the music resumed the dj selected brian adams heaven is the next song i still remember the wtf dude look people were giving him went to a couple's wedding who were both on their second wedding the dude was rich so everything was pretty nice except they decided a dj wasn't needed she made a playlist from youtube and had that playing the levels on all the songs were different we had to wait for any wi-fi to play a load of the songs and someone had to keep changing the playlist when it finished but that wasn't the worst part more than half the songs were pitbull he was on every playlist sometimes in a row and songs were repeated i should add in that they definitely had the money for it as they had a guy playing guitar the whole time no singing just acoustic guitar while pictures were being taken my brother's wedding my parents and i have helped him through a lot of trouble in his life prison addiction etc he's clean and clear now but i don't think he's ever understood what those ears did to our family and in typical white people fashion we never talk about it his wife was wedding crazy so it was all about her which is fine except her family had all the front tables we were stuck down the back behind his asura hab family they had three hours of speeches where no one thanked or acknowledged my mum or dad who had given them 20 k for the wedding we were then the last table to get to go to the buffet by which time nothing was left oh and of course there was no alcohol my husband and i went through mcdonald's on the way home it just showed me that people never change he's still an idiot now he's just an idiot with a wife a sibling's wedding it was a shotgun wedding with the bride looking like a seven months pregnant satin sausage the groom drunk off his ass despite not being legally old enough to drink the ceremony being performed by the local indian amongst the motorcycle gang the bride's dad belonged to while the groom's mother and stepmother who previously had restraining orders against one other took a timeout from their ongoing feud to share shots out of the same flask at a vfw hall off a major highway did i mention there were turkey vultures circling the building as we arrived eater spelling i was at a dry wedding where the main theme was books you were assigned to read a book prior to the wedding and were sat with people who read that same book to create conversation interesting idea but a majority of people aren't going to do it people were also purposely not put with people they knew in attempt to make people socialize with others basically all we did is make a few sentences about how we didn't read the book and left after being served an inedible dinner and headed to a bar you want to kill a wedding put speeches an hour after dinner and have that happen for three hours i think speeches started around 8 p.m by the time the video tributes and the people talking about how great everyone is ended it was 11 00 and everyone was just done not a lot of time to dance and socialize left over when the venue was closing at midnight i was feeling sick so i should have left sooner my cousin's wedding i was about seven or eight and vaguely remembered my grandmother grabbing my brother and i and leaving i remember being mad cause i didn't get any cake didn't get to dance nothing when i got married this year and was worried that my wedding was going to be a rich show i was finally given the details as to why graham made us leave so early my cousin was not in contact at the time with her birth father he showed up to the reception anyways everyone more or less tolerated him for the time as no one wanted to be the one to ruin my cousin's wedding at some point he made a pass at my mom and said pretty nasty comments to a 14 year old girl that was there my mom left the comments he made to her go but the father of the 14 year old girl did not he punched him in the face and he got punched he fell backwards onto another lady whose husband in turn jumped on him it turned into an eight-person brawl including my dad and one of my cousins no idea how my dad or cousin got involved but alcohol was a factor so where was my cousin the bride when all this was going down she was in a truck with her new husband doing a line of coke 12 people including my dad one male cousin my cousin the bride and her new husband all got arrested at her wedding her and her husband were caught doing blow when the cops showed up for the fight my grandma realized something was going to go down when she saw my cousin's dad and the first guy start fighting and got my brother and i out of there i have a pretty trashy extended family edit for clarity eight people got arrested for fighting four for drugs went to a couple of dry weddings when i was first in college both of which were four christian couples that were my age who wanted to get married so they could finally have six both were okay but awkward one was held in a reception hall that had an inexplicable amount of wizard of oz paraphernalia behind glass cases the tables were too close together it was hard watching the maid of honour give the speech since she was the bride's unmarried older sister who had a child she was trying not to cry the whole time for the other dry christian wedding i snuck in booze and shared but because the dinner line was hours long i ran out of alcohol before the dancing and the dancing was terrible the worst choice of songs was topped off by playing crypt tonight as a dance song with lots of dorky white teenagers trying to dance to it i still get an extra bump of cringe every time i hear that song for those curious kryptonite couple is divorced wizard of oz couple is together to my knowledge it was my brother's wedding there were a lot of trashy and classic things but in retrospect what really made it bad was that it foreshadowed a lot of bad at his own wedding he stole his thunder by announcing they were pregnant after hiding it to that point and did it minutes before the ceremony for everyone to hear bride looked pissed through the entire thing i'm pretty sure she didn't approve i don't just mean the ceremony i mean the entire night announced during his speech that that whole table of arse also rsvped and didn't bother to show up and he pointed to a table no one would have noticed they are wrong i will be a great husband the best husband and the best father they will see so yeah he walked out on her when the baby was something like two months old to be with another girl he knocked up who was something like six months pregnant they ran out of bottled water at a reception in a non-air-conditioned church in july there weren't cups on the tables either so we couldn't even fill them at a sink or drinking fountain there was no alcohol which is fine but i don't really dance without being a few drinks deep we left immediately after the cake cutting drenched in sweat probably my cousin's wedding it was nice there was nothing wrong with the wedding itself but a lot of people were are very confused by their relationship it doesn't seem like they're in love they could be two strangers on the bus that's how much chemistry they have it just didn't seem like they were right for each other and just got married because they felt like it was the next step i talked to my sister about it the other day and turns out that a few months after they got married my cousin asked our aunt her mother how she could get an annulment but then a week later she found out she was pregnant they're still together today she's due this winter anyone knows she talked to her mom about it except me my mom and my sister i don't even think her husband knows hyper religious wedding the ceremony was super long and all about god first the couple second and how the wife should obey the husband and about how they needed to have kids now thankfully there was alcohol but we were the only table drinking it the bar staff were bored out of their minds my ex was seated at the same table as my then boyfriend husband and i the best man speech was about the tickle fights him the groom and the other religious guys would have and when the groom who was a friend of mine from high school came over to our table to say hi a guy from the table behind him kept stroking his ear honestly was really sad the amount of closeted gay guys there was in that room also i made the mistake of mentioning to some religious chick that i lived with my boyfriend and she suddenly turned away and stopped talking to me lol edit just wanted to add that also while we were waiting in the church before the ceremony i found pamphlets on the walls talking about trips where they go and try to convert newly arrived muslims to the country to christianity s oh man this one is easy it was on a beach on a day where the wind decided it wanted to make a point that it was boss wind coming off the ocean tends to cut through clothing really easily and this was an outside wedding at night ceremony starts the microphone they are using is straight static and no one can hear a thing the groom say and it's just loud ear piercing static once the finish and they are about to walk down the aisle to take pictures the groom's brother run up there and grabs the mick and says wait everyone i have something to say gives a 30-minute sermon about god's will neither of these people getting married are religious they go and take pictures it takes two and a half hours it starts to become night time and everyone is in dress clothes waiting for the pictures to finish up still no food and everyone is starving and freezing to death then finally it was food time apparently the catering company drove all the food pre-made from hours away it consisted of white rice salad mashed potatoes and the driest unsalted chicken you will get from el pollo loco at least we would get cake i was wrong they brought out little cheesecake bites that were cut into little squares i ate one and knew the gig was up it was the telltale sign of cyrelli cheesecake these caterers seriously charged these people to cater their wedding and went and got eight dollar cheesecakes from the store and tried to pass it off it was kind of crazy and i left i was too cold to be out there during that my brothers wasn't bad but it was kind of annoying it was held in a place where no microphones were allowed due to the presence of tropical birds who would be upset by them and the registrar who was doing the service had no concept of vocal projection so we were just sitting there desperately trying to make out what she was saying so we could follow i look grumpy in every photo due to straining myself to hear and i was in the second row we were essentially just watching a woman's lips flapping while my sister-in-law was wearing a nice dress i've never been to a bad wedding but i've been to weddings with bad moments one of the worst was a catholic wedding where the priest was cracking sexist jokes covering horrible stereotypes he talked for almost 30 minutes and it was like a terrible stand-up show he said things like as we all know men and women are different women love shopping and men love working with their hands so men when your wife go shopping and buys you new stuff just know that's what women alike i mean women am i right men when you come home from work and the kids want to play and your wife wants a break remember she's been home with them all day and need a break too men and women's brains are different while men's brains are organized and logical women's brains are like a bowl of spaghetti so when you're having communication problems just remember you love spaghetti and it makes sense to her my husband and i were trying really hard not to laugh other than that it was a lovely and super fun wedding [Music] we attended a wedding in pakistan i live in the uk so it was a long flight to attend a wedding however once we attended the wedding there were a lot of guests and family members attending a lot of good food and singing dancing i noticed a sign which read no weapons aloud confused i asked my dad why there was a sign that said no weapons allowed he said it's a tradition that people fired shots during singing and dancing i was deeply scared that someone could be injured and or even died so two hours into the wedding two shots went off i was scared and screaming i hid under the table five minutes in i noticed a lot of shouting and i came out of the hiding and it was people beating the guy who shot the gun i had nightmares for a few days over this one of my cousin's wedding the couple were both were really happy and sweet everyone was having a good time and were a bit tipsy from all the alcohol out came our weird aunt and kept grinding against every visible male member present needless to say watching your 40-something aunt rub her butt against another 40-something relative is not a pretty sight that was forever immortalized in their wedding video into many different weddings high cost and low cost corny and plain the worst there was a wedding that clearly was more of a wedding for weddings sake instead of love the couple got married and the reception was in a hall that was set up right away for dance floor there wasn't the typical meal instead a buffet which was fine but the weird part was that the bride and groom sat at a regular table just like everyone else no hair table and the wedding party did not sit together after we all had a bite of food it was time for the first dance this is where it got really uncomfortable the groom had no intention of dancing and it took 15 minutes of coaxing after the dj announced the first dance before he'd get up the dance was awkward and like a middle school dance all over again barely touching no talking and awkward eye contact after the dance he proceeded back to his table where he didn't get up other than to get another beer for the rest of the night the bride was in phase and hung around her friends in the back of the reception the maid of honor changed into a very short dress and proceeded to dance with every old creepy guy who wanted to see what was under it and she let them on the dance floor i was very happy when we left and it was just so uncomfortable the whole time we were there they divorced a year later shock it's a toss-up between the one where the bridle and groom part y took a five one stroke two hour detail between the ceremony and the reception for photos a reception where no food was to be served prior to their arrival with only a cash bar that also wouldn't serve until their arrival and a totally dry wedding where the groom put a large cash gift from one of the bride's family members under his plate only to forget until after the reception was cleaned up cue myself and several groomsmen inside a dumpster emptying and searching every bag in vain hopes of finding the lost money while the bride literally wept and wailed in the groom's arms fancy wedding at an award-winning restaurant groom was head chef maybe 100 or so guests stoked to eat some great food we show up realize they had the wedding itself on a boat an hour earlier with only a dozen or so of the closest guests kind of weird walking in and seeing the bride in her dress just schmoozing with everyone but cool whatever floats your boat lol open bar everyone grabs their drinks and starts to get a bit tipsy food starts coming out everyone is lined up buffet style four of those hotel pans of food come out and are quickly emptied the rest of the crowd maybe 60-70 people wait around in line for 10 15 20 minutes most sit back down or grab another drink another half hour passes people get more drunk food still isn't coming out bride groom and family seemed completely unfazed there was a cheese meat board but everything was gone in the first 10 minutes except for a giant wheel of parmesan which people started hacking it desperately with forks flash forward two hours everyone is completely trashed and angry confused af still no food we're in a restaurant the groom is a chef what is happening a drunk 13 year old girl stole my hat he went to taco bell six months later the bride messages me on facebook asking if my now husband and i would like them to cater our upcoming wedding lol went to my cousin's wedding in november in new york that took place in a barn with no heating whatsoever everyone was freezing their asses off the bride's dead father had recorded a message for her she didn't know about it they had to stop the wedding for an hour while she cried the bridesmaids cried with her 10 stroke 10 worst wedding i've ever been to also the food was mediocre parents of the bride were divorced and it was clearly not amicable the bride didn't seem to have much backbone so instead of telling them to put aside their it they ran amok she walked down the aisle with her natural dad but then her in-law dad stood with her at the altar she had to do two separate father-daughter dances to two complete songs the bio dad was hooked up with a loud trashy girl a good 15-20 years younger than her bio mom so she decided to wear a low-cut dress that looked more for nightclubbing while the ex-wife stared daggers at her all night it was most awkward four hours of my life at my cousin's wedding his new wife made us all wait for over an hour after the wedding was set to start to even walk down the aisle and another hour after the ceremony finished to let us walk the five feet from the ceremony hall to the reception hall we were starving and the food took another hour after that to be certain to us with no open bar or many orders her family is super rich and comically snobby and my side of the family doesn't really get along with them so it was like the montags vs capulets mainly just making us wait so ducking long to have the wedding occur on the bride's own time it's just disrespectful for all the guests bride was thin sickly thin as an unhealthy means of losing weight sugar was going on in dark corners it was quite a trip to get to but thankfully not far enough we had to stay over this meant folks had to get home which was about 1.5 plus hours away and we started to all pour out around 10 30 or 11 p.m drunk afroom was not having it he grabbed the mick and started to call everyone [ __ ] for leaving lol it was entertaining but my heart sank for the mother of the bride another one was an overnight and it was midday the ceremony was outside in the middle of a new jersey july i thought i was going to faint my sill the bride sister legit thought she peed herself bc sweat was pouring down her legs no one danced inside at the reception as blinding sunlight in the middle of a sunday isn't really inspiring people to let loose i have been to baby showers that were more fun and lively my older sister's wedding my parents originally weren't going to attend because she was marrying a jew and they were conservative christians who were against them being together and very vocal about it from day one my dad cheated on my mom and was in the process of leaving her for his secretary but they both decided to attend the ceremony and act like they were still together for my sister's sake awkward doesn't even begin to describe that scenario the grooms came from a very wealthy family so most of the people there were the hootie patootie types i can't stand to be around my dad decided to make a spectacle of himself so he got drunk and insulted some of the groom's family members my older brother couldn't make it to the wedding because he and his wife were expecting their baby right around the same date trust me if i could have gotten some girl knocked up to get out of going i would have a coastal wedding in england in january the weather here is unpredictable at the best of times and the bride and groom decided to have their wedding at a castle right by the sea of course it being january the weather was atrocious high winds coming directly off the sea and pissing rain all day it was freezing and the reception was in a marquee there were very few heaters i remember i specifically bought a new outfit for this wedding and was able to wear it again to the next one because i didn't take off my coat the entire time it was hideous edit the wedding was hideous not my outfit i'm going to say my cousin's daughter's wedding it was in labor day weekend and it felt like the hottest day ever first of all i'm not a fan of people having weddings on a holiday weekend but whatever not why this was bad we drove an hour to get to this barn in the middle of boom duck nowhere all the chairs were set up in this field in the beating sun the service was about 45 minutes and i thought the groom was going to pass out he was 300 pounds and had the suit jacket with the vest still on we finally made it through the service and we got into the barn for the reception no fans and no air conditioning it was 100 people crammed into a barn in 98 degree weather this was the barn's first wedding with everything brand new my mother went to sit down in the chair split in half thank god my uncle didn't sit there like he wanted to because he had just gotten major back surgery and the ambulance would have had to come and find this barn in the middle of the woods my mom my dad my uncle and myself went to sit under the shade of an apple tree until dinner was served and then got the hell out of there it would have been a beautiful wedding if it wasn't the same temperature as hell went to a wedding at a lake it had stunningly beautiful scenery which looked great on the wedding photos what you couldn't see on the wedding photos were the algae that had formed in the lake due to the warm summer and the resulting death stench from the algae killing all the wildlife in the lake [Music] you

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