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radit what is the worst party you have ever attended [Music] new year's eve party at my parents house just as the clock struck midnight my dad set off possibly the biggest firework i've ever seen and heard the sound of it was so loud in fact that it killed my sister's hamster a lot of screaming and crying followed in college i went to a singles mixer organized by nra i knew it wouldn't be a drinking party but i assumed it would be sort of like a cocktail reception where i could meet some single women the ra who organized it was in a counseling program and decided the best format was to sit everyone in a group like a group therapy setting she then asked everyone to go around the room and talk about who they are then what they are looking for then sexual preference and so on and on and on it was long and weird and really personal for a group setting at the end you would assume she would use the speed dating format where we could discretely write a few names we liked and if there is a match they would connect us nope we were asked to go around the room and in a safe and open setting tell us someone you felt a connection with and we could be paired up the ra went first she picked the hottest guy in the room he said oh sorry i'm more interested in someone else and that ended the entire evening on the spot one of the many graduation parties i went to after high school it was an awesome party for an hour or so then some 17 year old showed up with her baby and kept insisting people keep it down so she could get the baby to sleep and have some time to herself and to party cleared out pretty fast i was invited to a sleepover in high school the girl was a bit bratty but she lived in this huge lakefront house and everyone wanted to go because they wanted to sleep in her mom's mansion this sleepover party turns into a rich kid bragfest she wouldn't let any of us touch anything she owned because it was hers she showed off her birthday present a tanning bed someone mentioned that we should watch a movie we all agreed to watch something but she put her foot down and said we were watching a musical she wanted to watch or we could go home her mom ordered pizzas for us and had bought wine coolers we were all in the 14-16 age range the girl dictated that we were to only have two pieces each because she didn't want fat friends some of the girls were bored with the movie so we decided to do manicures instead the girl came and glued how dare we interrupt movie time she ran upstairs and tattled to her mom who then told us we had to put that stuff away and watch the movie because we were being disruptive we played truth or dare afterwards and we dared this girl to eat a third slice of pizza as a joke she got so pissed off that she started crying stomped off to her room and locked the door she didn't come out for the rest of the night but we heard her screaming and throwing things the moan came downstairs and unlocked her door trying to calm her down the rest of us kinda sat around shocked at her behavior and a few of us called our parents asking for them to come pick us up myself included i don't think the girl ever recovered from this mishap she eventually went on to be a hard drug user in her late teens fried her brain out and now she lives in this one-bedroom shack on the outer part of town and can barely string a sentence together an office christmas parties at an officially sanctioned company event but an informal gathering at a co-worker's house no bosses were there at some point my wife looked at me and said you're drunk you need to get home now i don't know what made her say that i'm not an obnoxious drunk i don't get into arguments with people or say outrageous things i might have been slurring my words a little but i wasn't on the point of falling down or throwing up but i trusted her judgment so i'll let her drive me home i was drunk enough that i went straight to bed and fell sound asleep so what did my wife do she went back to the party without me and ended up making out with one of my co-workers this was my first wife i had a friend from high school invite me and three other friends over for what he described as a party we thought that it might be a small gamer party with some nerdy board games or something as there were only the three of us plus him and his wife his wife then proceeds to start an hour and a half presentation about arban and tries to sell female beauty products to a group of males between the ages of 19 and 22 i was astounded birthday party for a friend of mine when me and him were both maybe five years old in front of everyone i was firmly pulled aside by the arm by the birthday boy's mother for busting the piata too early i was then told that i was ruining the party that i almost hit the birthday boy's dad with the little wiffle bat that we were using and that i should be better behaved or she would tell my parents in my defense i was blindfolded the piata was being moved up and down so it was all fair game i was also never told that we were trying to make the pr to last also how much damage can a five-year-old kid with a wiffle bat do to a grown man a mormon wedding reception no alcohol string quartet playing no dancing and four hours of listening to family members reminisce about the bride and her life leading up to this momentous occasion the marriage lasted one year tl doctor don't go to mormon wedding receptions i was invited to a toga party huge party maybe 60 plus people in a bungalow style house not one girl showed up my dad planned a big christmas party a few years ago invited all of his friends from work and a bunch of other people went out and spent about 250 on food booze not a single person showed up at least i had lots of snacks to eat and booze to drink i felt really bad for him though was a date to a female friend's cousin's wedding the father of the bride died of a heart attack during the reception a horrible horrible night haven't been to that many parties but this one stood out for its weirdness a couple was throwing a holiday party i knew the husband who was a computer tech worker his wife was a fashion photographer so basically half the people at the party were nerdy computer guys and the other half were gorgeous women who worked as high fashion models let me tell you the guys were very interested in mixing and the women were not i was at a pool party by nightfall everyone was pretty wasted one of the guests thought it would be funny to fill a jagermeister bottle with aipac and offer shots to the people in the pool 12 or so people did a shot and were so wasted that they didn't care that it tasted funny a few minutes later it was a total puke fest in the pool kinda like that scene from family guy but in water so everyone was screaming and scrambling to get out as the pukes world around them one of my then boyfriend's friends at a party everyone starts drinking then they all start making out he neglected to tell me it was some orgy thing comma i called a cab senior year college house party it started off okay a good-sized crowd a few drinks takeaway pizzas galore and everyone playing this board game called articulate by the next morning two of the hosts who had started the night as a couple were now in a shall we say a gaping open relationship one of the bathrooms had been redecorated in vomit including sealing honestly i was impressed one guest had been outed to his bible-bashing parents via skype another stole a suitcase a third managed to somehow fall out of the attic conversion then back into the house then down the main staircase all while projectile eating i don't even know how but what really ruined it for me was someone stole my favorite pair of gloves so i liberated a bottle of jack daniels that survived the evening as compensation was pouring at a brewfest got invited to a hotel party later that night by another brewery rep was supposed to be a great party with lots of breweries in attendance showed up it was just that brewery rep making garlic bread and is drunk as hell mostly naked girlfriend work christmas party fed some banquet spiced chicken if you've ever been to any catered conference ever you know what i'm talking about which wasn't cooked all the way through and nearly immediately made me ill karma wit would have been fine if we weren't caught out watching a corporate video for 45 minutes i was at the front and there was a weird you probably shouldn't leave right now energy that i abided my stomach sounded like bobby mcferrin singing underwater [Music] child's birthday party parents swapped cute stories about their kids bowel movement ctc kids ran around screaming at each other there was no alcohol no adult food to top it off the hostess was into health food so the only snacks was a variety of raw fruit my own birthday party it was during my high school years i had invited about five friends over which was all my friends everything was ready snacks games to play and i'm waiting for my friends to show up none of them do instead my brother invites his friends over it ended up pretty good the snacks didn't get wasted and at least somebody showed up at it it seems you guys have misinterpreted my brother's actions his friends didn't hang out with me at all still better than nobody i guess i was invited to a co-workers 23 birthday party via facebook which had a good amount of people who said yes to the invite i showed up about 20 minutes late after texting the birthday girl that i was on my way arrive at the house and see there are four people there and they are all incredibly drunk i crack open a beer that i brought and start talking to the few people who are actually there the birthday girl disappears outside for a little while with a friend and then comes inside and asks me to head outside with her i've been at the party for less than 30 minutes at this point we sit outside her house as she's hiccuping and laughing she tells me that i need to leave because they are all pretty drunk and aren't planning on going out like they had previously planned she tells me that i can't go back inside and that i should just head home right now i asked if i could finish my beer and she said i had to do it outside luckily no one had offered a place to put my stuff down when i arrived and i had everything with me so i chugged my beer as fast as possible and left haven't talked to her since got invited to a hotel party by some girl i liked in high school turned out just a bunch of high school kids smoking crack what the duck went to a new co-worker's house party where she ordered food and drinks only for herself and her friends telling everyone else there was nothing in the house to eat we later found out that the cupboards had been filled with snacks that very evening but the host didn't think the guests should be allowed to have any not just that she took another co-worker home early from work to buy these snacks from the grocery store even asking her to contribute to the cost but once the party started there was no mention of any of that food most people at the party didn't know each other really well yet we were made to play some random card game where you get points based on knowing each other's deepest fears and ambitions it got awkward fast few hours into this a giant pizza arrived and one co-worker picked up a slice she was told um that's for us host and her friends leaving the rest of the party to order food for themselves i should add here that she spent the whole week urging people to attend this party giving up their friday night to be at her place ducking horrible to say the least the host even suggested that if guests wanted to drink her alcohol they could contribute to drink consumed from her bottles even though no one was told we had to bring our own alcohol where i'm from you either let your guests know they byob or it's understood that they are allowed to drink and eat from bottles and plates of food you've placed in front of them for duck's sake probably will be buried but here goes became friendly with a bunch of french people while living in a non-european city they all seemed like nice intelligent folks one day one of them invited me to his birthday party when i got there the host immediately laughed at the bottle of whiskey i'd brought as a present jameson's and offered to pour me some good whiskey i kind of laughed it off but then things got worse everyone was speaking french and they refused to speak to me i went from group to group trying to make conversation people would politely answer me in english and keep speaking french it was like a ducking nightmare they all knew i wasn't a french speaker why did they invite me finally i went out on the balcony to smoke a cigarette and regroup this dude comes out and starts speaking to me in french even i could tell his french was horrible and he was not a native speaker i start yelling at him to speak to me in english and he runs off i downed my drink and left a wedding reception and dinner which was for some reason overbooked though there was plenty of food there literally were not enough places to sit and no assigned seating the worst part of it was there would have been plenty of seats if only people had agreed to eat in shifts but the people who arrived first save seats for their friends we tried sitting in several places but each time someone spoke up and said sorry that seat's saved at any given time half the seats were empty because the people who had claimed them were off talking to someone at another table after going through the buffet line my wife and i had to go outside and sit on the concrete steps while we ate and while mosquitoes ate us alive we left as soon as we were done eating and my wife is a musician who played during the wedding he had refused payment because she was a friend of the bride at the end of the wedding we had to pack up her sound equipment which is why we were among the last to arrive at the reception when i was in high school one spring break a guy who i was i'd say sort of friends with friendly in school but never hung out one-on-one told me he was having a party and named all the hot chicks from our school who'd be there frankly i was a little surprised to be thought of or included i went to his house and not one other person turned up he was a popular kid arguably more popular than me that wasn't so bad but the slightly eerie part was he never mentioned the party again perhaps out of embarrassment which is understandable but couldn't help but kinda wonder if he'd kill me or something like some animal who'd fallen into a trap nope we got high and watched biloxi blues not a terrible night but i'd say the worst party i've been to in that there was none also he shot a blow gun dart at me that went into the wall above my head mandatory work christmas party at a restaurant we had to buy our own food and then the very next day they let a bunch of people go my ex's holiday party i thought there would be a chance we could get back together again but after a brief five minutes conversation she went to attend to the other guests i didn't know anyone else and ended up sitting by myself for an hour before leaving this scene from 500 days of summer kills me office christmas party law firm at a fancy seafood restaurant midway through the appetizer one of the manager partners stands up to give a toast the partnership is dissolved so we were all out of work but told to please enjoy the meal it is christmas no one be glum i was on an outdoor party with a big tower in the middle one drunk guy made his way to the tower with some glass bottle and threw them into the masses i wasn't hit by any bottle but a friend of mine had to leave for the hospital the guy on the tower was mental i've attended some pretty bad ones but here's some highlights from a few husbands christmas work party ceo's wife got super drunk and took the mick away from him while he was making the usual rah-rah hooray for the company speech she slurred a bunch of nonsense at us and then terrified the id out of a month old baby by trying to do baby talk into the mick while hammered new year's party ex got stupid drunk and was being really obnoxious a mutual friend of ours there with his gf put his hand on my shoulder and said you could do so much better also x's drunken best friend put harvest moon by neil young on repeat for over an hour while pontificating about sports i spent the night cleaning up vomit and putting drunks to bed in the recovery position my christmas work party vp made out with a barely legal young woman from filing while his wife waited at their table co-worker barfed on our manager's shoes copiously guy took a picture of his d with a co-worker's phone while she was socializing and dancing bunch of bathroom stall hookups so this was last summer a buddy of mine invited me and a few other mutual friends to a party he was hosting my crew drove in together and arrived about 10 minutes after the start time we show up and the host isn't there just his high roommate he lets us into the dining room living room space of the apartment where there is a kitchen table and four random chairs rest of the room is empty except for a bookshelf we definitely were a little turned off already but hey it'll be a party and there's booster no biggie the roommate said our friend was out getting wine so we sought awkwardly sat around the table in silence eventually maybe 25 minutes later the host shows up and offers us drinks except one thing there's only 6-7 glasses or mugs that are clean so we sought a huddle in the kitchen to get some cups and then go back into the empty room to awkwardly socialize slowly more people start showing up maybe 20 people plus ourselves eventually maybe an hour and a half in finally someone puts on some music but it's mainly just a bunch of awkward college kids sitting on a wooden floor never sure how the rest of them drank maybe someone went out to buy plastic cups anyway at one point we realized the host and a few of his boss disappeared and when they finally show up again we learned they went across the street to grab pizza slices for themselves at that point i was pretty done with it all and rounded up the crew to leave but wow i never will understand why he chose to host that party tl doctor party with no snacks a bunch of wine but no cups also no music or chairs a friend of ours recently threw a birthday party for their son turning one year old i should have remembered the horror of being at a one-year-old's birthday party there were babies everywhere young fathers looking dead eyed and bored lost etc the worst part of it wasn't all that though i sorta like kids the worst part was the constant when are you guys gonna have a baby or you guys are next uh excuse me both of us are very content to have things like money in our lives right now stop hassling us every two minutes the party itself wasn't bad and i certainly wouldn't say it's the worst party i've ever attended but this one sticks out in my mind for a painfully obvious reason my girlfriend and her roommate had a party earlier this year to celebrate the beginning of the new semester it was a small gathering 10-12 people tops and i ended up playing shot glass checkers with another friend and got way too drunk very early in the night i'm both a lightweight and as i quickly found out very bad at checkers i actually ended up laying down in my girlfriend's room for a little while just to give you an idea of how drunk i got anyway about halfway into the party i finally start feeling a little less nauseous and i'm once again having a good time out of the blue i get a call from my mother nbd i figured she wanted to just say good night nope my dog died apparently her health had deteriorated rapidly in the week since i left home and she had to be put down my mom wanted to tell me over the phone before my siblings had the chance to post anything about him on facebook in hindsight i recognize why she did this and i obviously preferred finding out this way but it pretty much ruined the rest of the night and i can't help but feel i was a total buzz kill for everyone else i drunk ass spent another good portion of the party in my girlfriend's bedroom trying to pull myself together on the plus side my girlfriend is the sweetest person in the world and spent a long time with me that night trying to help me through it while balancing her duties as a hostess really lucky she was there birthday party of an ex-coworker with all my ex-managers in attendance p.s i got fired for pointing out managerial inadequacy as helloool most awkward party ever my buddy's parents went away for a weekend and we left one guy in charge of inviting chicks literally all he had to do was text everyone we normally invite to parties to this party he had the morning off and he said he invited everyone but no one showed up turns out the text never went through and it was about 10 guys getting at face playing beer pong i went to a three-hour christening party for a baby whose mother my wife met at a baby group we had nothing in common with them and had to sit through a baptist ceremony that meant nothing to us with our three-month-old in attendance he was bored and was happy to share his irritation by screaming a girl i was dating at the time and i went to a large off-campus party mostly of people we barely knew it was a mixed group of straight and gay mostly music majors and drama performing arts students along with a variety of others as the party progressed we noticed that people kept disappearing without saying goodbye so that the main room had fewer and fewer in it at one point when the music stopped we noticed noise coming from down the long bedroom hallway as we made our way to the bathroom when the master bedroom door opened the dimly lit room was filled with people from the party having a private orgy on the bed on the floor standing up around chairs it was hard to tell who was doing what and with whom just sort of a free-for-all we didn't get roped into it but left tried to find the host but he wasn't in the main room or kitchen if an orgy was part of his plan he never mentioned it when i was seven my mother hired a pony and a car to come to my house for all the kids and i got a really bad rash from the pony and all the kids got to ride the pony and i had to go inside and my mother was rubbing cream on me for probably three hours and i never came outside and by the time i got out the pony was already in the truck and around the corner so that was my worst birthday a wildland party i was into video games since i was a kid and really enjoyed lan parties i thought they would be the same as a starcraft aoe 2 or counter-strike parties but boy was i wrong the party that i attended was like a checklist of every single world of warcraft stereotype minus the cartman pooping one i felt so out of place and ended up playing a single player game most of the night because i didn't want to partake in the orgy of junk food and soda coupled with quests in college some high school classmates of mine sent me an invite to a party they were throwing a few streets from the house i was living in my buddy from back home made the trip to the town where i go to school we went to another party where he got blackout drunk decided to leave and head over to the original party we get there and it is literally over only a few people showed up and they left pretty early we are leaving and drunk friend bumps into two guys walking down the street turns out we were right in front of their frat house drunk friend proceeds to talk it i beg them to let me just take him home because he's really drunk before i can finish my sentence drunk friend punches the guy on the sidewalk and he starts getting his ass kicked guys are pouring out of this frat house i tried to pull the dude off of my buddy and ended up getting my ass kicked too i was pissed at him for a while over that one last new years my work friend brought me and my brother to a party in someone's home for some reason their home only consisted of one couch a long nightstand one of those old antenna tvs a table a sink no toilet they had made sangria and used a sink to hold it and a window that led to part of the roof the only people there were three girls playing beer pong on the nightstand and two men large black twins both wearing striped shirts sitting on either side of the couch those two reminded me of tweedledee and tweedledum ended up being pretty friendly though when the ball was about to drop the tv conked out i got so drunk off the sinks angrier that i ended up out that window on the roof throwing up into the street below my brother and i left 10 minutes after the ball dropped and never talked about it again i shared office space with an accounting firm when the accounting firm invited me to their holiday party one year i end up sitting kind of near two of the accountants wives and overhear their conversation it essentially was how one of them was complaining about something her young son was doing totally normal itching by a parent and then the other wife says oh that's nothing we had to take little timmy to see a psychiatrist because he was afraid to eat soup i thought i misheard her and she said it again like three more times so monday when i get back to the office i'm talking to one of the other accountants who was itching about how boring the party was and i mentioned the suit story he instantly says oh yeah totally true that kid is so ducked up because of his parents being afraid of soup is a special level of crazy that only parents can cause 10th birthday nobody came i was at a pretty fun party in hs but then a gun was pulled instant crowd killer although no one actually got shot or died i have been at two parties where people got shot kinda ruins the vide when that happens [Music] you

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