What Is The Most Fricked Up Thing A Guest Did At Your House?

what's the most fricked up thing a guest did in your house a friend of mine kick the hole in the wall because he lost a game of rock-paper-scissors he was sober we were all sober he just wanted to prove that rock beefs your wall paper buddy of mine got really drunk we came home put him to sleep on the couch my wife yells for me to come in the TV room he's pee on my sub-woofer and then over to the fireplace put him to sleep again while I'm cleaning this vinegar smelling pee of everything he starts projectile vomiting all over the couch throw rug and his self we roll up the rug and put it outside take the cushions off the couch and have him take his jeans off to clean them while I'm putting the in the washer we hear the front door open dudas trying to drive his truck home wearing just his underwear end up taking his keys and putting him back to bed when I woke up in the morning there was a frozen pizza partially cooked with bite marks taken out of it into check for one hundred and fifty dollars with rug written in the memo line well at least he tried to make amends had a couples stay over one night after one too many drinks they slept on our pull-out couch never heard a peep from them woke up the next morning and everything was put away as if no one had ever been there a few weeks later when I went to pull out the couch I discovered one of them had peed the bed made up the sheets and then closed the couch without saying anything it smelled repulsive they were never allowed to sleep over again I had the exact same thing happened to me except it was after I pulled out the couch and laid down that I was hit with the smell Jesus the smell for did a pizza for himself and expected us to pay for it someone has done the same at my house he ordered 50 pounds worth of pizza and wanted us to pay for it but it's okay he got us some wedges my mom and some of her family owned a place and let someone stay there overnight alone they cut the floorboards for firewood because it was too cold to grab firewood from outside one of my college friends who is female got drunk at my apartment for fear of sitting down on a man's toilet she squatted on the seat and then proceeded to pee all Oh my shower curtain sir my parents had just bought a house I was probably 12 - 13 my mom had her friends come over for a small housewarming party now there was a powder room that we never used that way it was always clean in a hoe the night goes by and everyone leaves my dad was cleaning up and went to the powder room and found a turd wrapped up in toilet paper hidden under the toilet we had a small dog at the time but we were certain that this poop was too big for our dog one of the ladies that came that night had pooped outside the toilet took the time to wrap it up and hide it such a weird thing I used to work at a nursing home this little old lady took a turd wrapped it in tissue put it on a plate and then put it on a table in a room that we usually had staff meetings in we all laughed about it for so long mine is a houseguest I got a call from a high school friend asking if I could house a friend of his for a week the friend had just been relocated to my city and media transition housing I agreed so this guy arrives he seems nice enough a few days in the situation changes the night before the incident I made a big pot of stew for dinner the next day I get home from work to find my apartment rearranged he is in the middle of going through my closets when I walk in he's rearranging items and throwing boxes out I stopped him I'm in shock I then go to heat up some stew he ate the whole flipping pot he didn't even leave me a bowl I was dumbfounded later found out guy was a speed freak rearranging your whole house speed freak yep that sounds about right had you just let him do his thing your house would have been spotless up my son's friend came to visit for a weekend and ended up staying for almost a month when I told him it was time for him to go home he left a turd under a shampoo bottle in my shower I don't know if he actually crap in his hand in the shower and then smooshed it under the shampoo bottle for me to find later or if he fished it out of the toilet and stuck it there either way weirdo you got shampooed this kid came to my buddy's house party and started jerking off his dog and got kicked out for it came back a year or so later and did it again only to get kicked out once more that is one consistent dude we had a party at our house and some plus ones showed up so we didn't know everyone we kept out all of our electronics video game consoles computers et Cie because we figured there would be fine the party goes on and we sat down to play a FIFA tournament on the 360 the Xbox got lit up with one red ring and I couldn't figure out what was wrong I was drunk I go over and look at the Xbox and see that someone stole the harddrive on my 360 I honestly wish they had stole the entire Xbox if they were going to do that lost all my saves for five years still leaves a bad taste in my mouth someone stole my collection of Nintendo 64 video games I hired I had a lot we know who did it in this kid literally left town this was about five years ago I still remember what you look like butthole my teenage stepbrother drank a shooting of our booze after we went to bed and then projectile vomited all over the bathroom he hit all the walls shower floor sink and mirror nothing hit the inside of the toilet my husband brother his wife and I spent five hours cleaning that crap up the next time he visited he stood all of my husband's muscle relaxers he had shoulder problems at a time then denied taking them while completely effed up that was the last time we let him in our house should have locked him in that bathroom until he cleaned it up himself my sister had some friends over and I came home to them smoking weed whatever what was unacceptable was that they had my elderly gerbil in a fishbowl and blowing their smoke in the bowl and covering the top to keep the smoke in koma some Frick did this to my nine week old kitten it was a friend of a friend I go to my living room and this see is holding my kittens head and slowly blowing thicke bong smoke up my kittens nose one of my mom's friends odd in the bathroom when I was in elementary school how rude vomited all over my bathroom and didn't clean it or even offer to clean it a chick pooped in my friend's bathroom on the floor he got up hungover and had to get to work she was nowhere to be seen our friend used to host exchange students mainly from Asian countries one day he gets home from work and goes to have a shower and finds a giant turd in the shower he's a bit confused but cleans it up it happens again a couple of days later and he realizes it's the new exchange student explains to the kid NAT he needs to take dumps in the toilet not the shower but yet again he finds a third crap in his shower this time he's raging and tells the kid to sort himself out oh he's gone in total the kid took four dumps in the shower before my friend kicked him out I got blackout drunk for the first time at the house of someone I'd met only a few hours earlier locked myself in the bathroom and vomited copiously while clutching myself and sobbing hysterically I texted them the next day apologizing and offering to clean up any mess that was remaining or pay for any professional cleaning they might have had to do they responded saying that they had no idea that even happened because apparently one of the things I did while blackout drunk was scrubbed the bathroom down and clean up after myself apparently that bathroom hadn't been cleaned since they moved in and my drunk self could not handle vomiting into such a gross toilet you'll think this would be a one-off except I did this again a couple years later at my own apartment my roommates were really confused to wake up to a sparkling bathroom and I still don't understand it I'd pay you to do this if we ever cross paths you're good drunk not technically a guest but in college my roommate had a Coke filled freak fest around our place with some random guy and they left all their used condoms etc everywhere so rude CS a heck of a drug someone peed on my dog hid all my mail and put out their cigarettes on my porch scream drank all my wine refilled it with dyed water and put it back in my cabinet that's when I decided to go from bottled wine to boxed wine cardboard oaks when I was really young for like my seventh birthday I received the new Gameboy and a few games for my birthday I loved it so much like five days after I got it it ended up missing I was devastated and had no idea what happened to it I suspected a bad asset I had stolen it but had no proof that following Christmas a kid on the bus had received a gameboy and the exact games as a present from their cousin who was my babysitter needless to say I'm 100 percent sure my bad asset is still my Gameboy and games from a 7 year old oh crap I just remembered I am the worst houseguest when I was like 8 I slept over a friend's house he introduced my to Pokemon and I started a new game and saved over his on his red version we were having open house on my mom's house I was about 16 at this time I left for the open house and when I came back about an hour later my PSP was gone I'm certain the people looking at the house stole that when the realtor wasn't looking I guess it was a house showing a single couple with a kid I think not her open house with lots of people coming and going and I did get another PSP eventually that I still have in play today he took a bowl of SpaghettiOs to the guest bedroom in the new house that we had just moved into four months prior where he proceeded to drop the entire bowl onto our off-white carpet in his desperate attempt to fix the problem he used the bath towels and a few linens to try and wipe it up all this did was grind the sauce and pasta into the carpet some people might be really mad about that part of the story but it gets better since he didn't know where the carpet cleaner was or the steam back and since he didn't want to bother my wife or I with his screw-up he proceeded to use bleach to try and make the stain disappear after he left our home two days later we found the mess and attempted to clean it up with the steam vac it removed the majority of the red source but once it dried it became obvious that the carpets had been bleached I know you're wondering what what hole would do such a thing that responsible person would be my father-in-law that's what you get for freaking his daughter not entirely guests situation that it was at one of best mates 21st after the dinner and drinks with the family we hit a few bars and he had sorted a hotel room for a few close mates to keep drinking and crash out one of his work friends also joined us he seemed like a cool dude and that was the first time most of us met him so it's about 5:30 a.m. and we are all sitting at this big bar dining table in the sitting area of the room all kind of quiet drunk stoned tripping this guy walks past in ghosts of the toilet and everyone was kind of freaked so we were sitting there really quiet just sort of phasing out the bathroom was right near the sitting area and we hear him go inside lock the door and immediately we hear him throwing up like it was loud and sounded like projectile we all look at each other and still don't say anything I make eye contact with my mate and I say that doesn't sound good the guy then washes up and walks out and immediately I crap you not says hey bro I think someone threw up and there it's a mess I said didn't you just throw up in there and he denies all of it and didn't even try to clean it up or anything the birthday boy was too trashed to clean it and me and another mate ended up cleaning it so he won't get charged by the hotel that guy was a dong TL DR guy throws up in hotel room toilet everyone heard him dick would denies it and I end up cleaning it up you're a good person for not leaving that mess for housekeeping sucks that you had to because a guilty party wouldn't if I assure you even if they don't know it those housekeepers appreciate it I was having a sleepover when I was like 14 and one of the girls says she has stomachache and she goes to the bathroom she comes out saying she's going home and her dad's here to pick her up someone goes to the bathroom a little later on and me and my 8 other friends hear a scream and run into the bathroom to find a huge crap in the bathtub but no idea why she took a crap in the tub and not used the toilet that was less than 30 centimeters away remembered another story was at a friend's 18th birthday party of his house and his ex turned up and still his kettle took a crap in it more crap yes and the returned into the kitchen and boiled it and then left the whole house smelled like boiled crap for weeks coma was at a friend's 18th birthday party at his house and his ex turned up and still his kettle took a crap in it more crap yes and the returned it to the kitchen and boiled it and then left the whole house smelled like boiled crap for weeks this is the most clever revenge crap I've ever heard of my parents invited an old man and his wife over for dinner one night my parents had four children including myself under the age of 15 the old man and his wife arrived to dinner at our house with a strange-looking man we had never met before turns out the strange man was a pol who had just gotten out of jail and moved into the apartment next to the old man and his wife the old man befriended the PIA file and thought it was a good idea to bring him to a house full of innocent children good thing my parents cut the dinner short after watching funny YouTube videos via airplay to our Apple TV said guests left the room to go to the bathroom shortly after TV cuts to black dude wrecking this chick in the butt he apparently couldn't wait to get home to rub one out conservative wife and young child presents to njoy mom let my brother's friends come over and party whenever they wanted they basically trashed my mom's house over the course of six years one of them punched a hole in the wall I ended up fixing it another threw up in my bathroom sink and left it overnight I ended up waking up to it at 6:00 a.m. before I had to leave for school one of his friends dropped a hooker : ow carpet and it left a bad burn mark my mom was driving me home from a friend's house when I was 15 one of his friends was freaking his girlfriend in our driveway there are more stories I basically lived in a frat house from the time I was 14 to the time I was 20 as an introvert that wanted to be left alone it sucked update I can't say I never got involved in the activities I was a shy person for a while because I went through an awkward depressing phase after my parents got divorced my mom basically went crazy after they got divorced and stopped caring about everything except god she's crazy religious or she claims to be it's all she talks about she claims she let people over because it kept them safe which is understandable the main problem I had with them was how disrespectful they were to the other people that actually lived there if your guest at a house even if you've been there are million times there's no excuse to be rude I wanted space of my own and I never had it because there were always people there your mother is something else I was hanging out with my high school buddy and we'd often hit this little mom-and-pop restaurant down the block from him these guys sold the best buffalo chicken tenders so obviously that's what we ordered pretty typical routine for us we get back to his place stuffed and exhausted from video game binging all night so we decide hey it's 3:00 p.m. but frickert went down for the count so he falls asleep and I crash on some blankets and pillows and stuff on his floor I wake up a few hours later feeling like absolute crap I feel disgusting sweaty and my stomach is screaming assume the position I get up walk to the nearest bathroom and lose my lunch into the porcelain throne mission success I stumbled back to my makeshift bedding like some kind of dilapidated animal but things didn't go down the way I had thought hours later I wake up to my buddy's mom and her sister talking my buddy walks into the room obviously feeling as crappy as I did and says dude did you throw up earlier to which I respond yeah sorry bro but it's cool I made it to the restroom well yeah you made it to the restroom came his reply lived you threw up everywhere everywhere the Frick do you mean by everywhere I asked incredulously apparently I had stumbled up to the bathroom door opened it and immediately began vomiting as soon as I stepped foot into the room I turned 90 degrees vomited all over his towel rack the towels hanging from it and then all over the top middle and bottom of his toilet there was vibrant orange Tabasco tinged chicken vomit all over this poor bathroom and my Frick top fever fueled mind said yep you totally hit the frickin mark man perfect execution back to sleep his aunt ended up cleaning it up before I had woken up poor lady TL DR got food poisoning subconsciously tried to paint an entire room my grandmother used my towel to clean the toilet after she shat in it yes she has dementia and Alzheimer's it's sad really this wasn't at my house that we were having an estate sale for someone in my family and a dude walked in grabbed a pair of nail clippers with a ten cent sticker on them clipped his nails leaving the clippings on the floor then left he couldn't even be bothered to pay $0.10 for the freakin nail clippers my mom has this thing about the thermostat it has to be set to 77 - 79 because that is like the perfect temperature range no matter the season I live in an area where the winter is like never that cold and summer is hot as heck so this temp works to save money and keep the house at a reasonable temperature well there was this one time when my mother had a friend and his wife over this wife was kinda crazy and she did not like the temperature that the house was set so she went to the thermostat and adjusted this to her liking when my mom realized how cold it was she went and readjusted the temperature a little while later it was cold again my mom confronted her friend and told him that they could not control the temperature like this it was not their house well a little while later the temperature was cold again this time my mother put a password on the thermostat to lock the crazy wife lady out when crazy wife lady realized this she confronted my mother and demanded that she be given the password when my mother refused to give it to her crazy wife lady was livid sidenote crazy wife lady ended up hiring a hitman to kill my mom's friend the plan did not work and crazy wife lady is in prison but my mom's friend and the crazy wife lady did have a kid too edit I don't really know details on the Hitmen part sorry I wish I did : but holy heck that escalated quickly I lived in the barracks a while back my brand new team leader got the master key from CQ while me and my buddies went out to watch a movie he let himself into my room and proceeded to use all my Skype money to call his sister drunk we were overseas when me and my roommate got back to our room we see our door open and my team leaders head glowing from the laptop screen needless to say we were pee and kicked him out sprayed fly spray up my sleeping naked bunghole gonna need a bit of context on this one I'm fairly sure a friend used my cell AB I had left in the bathroom she used my shower and that's fine but halfway through I remember it was in the drawl so soon as she opened the door I told her I had to pee I opened the drawer to move it to my bedroom and it was really really warm I washed it because it was expensive that I can't bear to use it again it has nothing to do with her cm possibly being on it just more awkward I suppose it wasn't really a big deal and the warmth seemed more like it had been ran under hot water I do think she used it but cleaned it after not to worry about it though had a friend and his girlfriend stay at my apartment with me and my girlfriend we all got pretty drunk that night and passed out woke up in the morning to our apartment trashed and a lot of our things stolen the most flicked up part is this sit friend used to be my best friend never apologize dete of us but he did return the stuff he stole because we told him we were going to press charges freak that I hate those types of people I had a friend ruin our relationship because he thought it was okay to steal some swim shorts swim shorts lit my couch on fire Frick you couch not my house but a friend's I was there for a party a girl leg got drunk went in the bathroom threw up and apparently threw up all over the rug so she snuck the rug out of the bathroom and took it with her idk that is kind of a classy move had a co-worker spent the night he was on hard times and it was freezing out he accidentally let my wife see him naked her response my husband's thumb is bigger then she tossed him a towel I admire your wife's wit my nephew got sick and my then sister-in-law cleaned it up with my brand-new white towels she then put the towels with crap vomit in the hamper without telling me I had to throw them away a friend of ours was jobless for the summer so we offered a friendly hand and let him stay on our couch for a couple weeks I was letting him use my computer during the day for job hunting but mostly for gaming one night after about a week of not using my desktop PC I turned my computer on to find that he had replaced my desktop background with a rotating circulation of hentai scenes like a minute did not go by without a new pink haired 15 year old being penetrated by Dragonball Z D character seriously who does that one of my friends stayed over one night and went to the toilet when he came out my mum went in and there was a lump of crap on the wall a few inches underneath the tissue roll but he then denied it and my mum made him clean it he then proceeded to explain to her that he knew what a corncob was later on that day that was when we started to part ways broke off my showerhead and acted as if nothing happened I didn't even know it was broken until nightfall when I had to take a shower she also used all my ranch dressing and put the empty bottle back in the fridge that B never put the empty bottle back in the fridge it's just spiteful my sophomore year of college my roommate was having a birthday party Christmas party it was late December and there were about 30 people at the party we're all drinking and having a good time when one of my friends offers me a shot and we proceeded to go outside to have a cigarette we start talking about all the crap we pulled that semester and what we were doing for winter break when I suddenly get a call from my girlfriend at the time and go inside to talk to her in the quietness of my room I was probably on the phone for about 5 maybe 10 minutes when I start to hear screaming and crying coming from outside room-door I told my gf I would call her back and go outside to see what was going on apparently in those ten minutes I was talking to my gf the friend I had just been smoking a cigarette with had located my room mates whose birth date was gun safe and ended up taking his life in my roommates bathroom I'll never forget the horror on all of my friends faces as the cops and ambulances pulled up to the house to retrieve the body obviously I was very upset and confused as to why this had happened and was deeply saddened by my friend's death as a result of this however I had to leave the university that I had just transferred to which included leaving my girlfriend and the life I had just worked so hard to develop for myself there because my parents demanded I move back to my hometown I began to resent my friend for what he had done as it really derailed my life for the next six months and caused a lot of tension and guilt between the roommates who I have since grown distant from I know that may sound selfish of me it's at that moment in time I thought that that was the most selfish move someone could have pulled especially towards their friends and family yes have passed since then and I ended up transferring back to the University and graduated this past December my girlfriend and I broke up right before I transferred back which I honestly think is one of the best things to ever happen to me I have learned to forgive my friend and do not hold any bitterness or resentment towards him and have nothing but love for him I only wish he would have gotten help earlier because we had a very large friend group which would have been able to support him and show him how much he was truly loved we still speak fondly of him whenever his memory has brought up and I'm glad I was able to spend his last moments with him I hope he rests in peace a French couch Taffer ate all our food and crap herself during her brief stay a diamond pepé it only appears once in ever 20 million means this is the rarest Pepe like in five seconds for good luck if you are new to the channel you can subscribe I publish new videos every day until then check another video

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Id: NWoI3--Omgw

Length: 26min 13sec (1573 seconds)

Published: Thu Apr 23 2020