All right, we're checking out the only game where the harder you punch
people, the better a person you are. It's a Level Up Runner. I love how level up runner. It's just like, you know what? If you can hit people really
hard, you're important. That's how this works. The other thing I love about this game is you can actually kind of cheat it
by just punching everyone around you
and getting ridiculous numbers Now, obviously, because I can make
ridiculous sums of money, that means that I can upgrade things like to
stupid levels right off the beginning. What is this? Oh,
I can get different gloves. Absolutely. I've unlocked the watermelon gloves. Ah and punching special effects. Well, I have plenty of money.
Why not? Glowing, fiery watermelon gloves.
This is- This is the best item
I think I've ever gotten in any game. Now, you could see that guy over there. Level 100 can't deal with it
yet. That's right. We're going to beat
this guy and his younger brother. Taste my watermelon. Through the chest. Keep going. I actually need to know what comes next. Like, okay, that's just a normal glove. There's got to be-
Ah, basketballs. Sure. I think I kind of want the watermelons
more because I love watermelons. Grab. What does this get me?
50 levels of agony!!!! P
Punch. Oh, you know, you have to, like,
spell the word punch. What happens when I do?
Get wrecked! Now you have to have him land
as far as possible. So he breaks his neck
right on the treasure chest. Yes. I would like more walls, please. In fact, give me all of the walls. I have a lot of gems. Okay. So now. Okay, pretty easy to upgrade so far. We're going to go for the Times
two in a second here. Oh, God, the numbers. What are those numbers?
What? 1500!?! Oh, my God. *grunting*
*laughter* always love a game where it just gives up
attempting to make the numbers work. It's like, whatever. He's got 1500 power.
Why? None of us know. All right, what kind of
different hat can I get? Oh, a horny helmet. Yes.
All right, give me that. In my watermelons. I'm
basically invincible right now. So now we have to deal
with gigantic hammers of agony. I don't really know
if, like, taking the the faster boost thing does anything
I'm not even sure I really want . So 420.
Go forward. That gives me extra speed
so that I can hit this top hat wearing. Looks like he's either covered in blood
or made out of pepperoni, but I get to hit him until he stops
and makes me money. I feel like this game is teaching
people inappropriate. What is that? Oh, it's one of the. It's one of the violent hot
dogs. Avoid pie. Why? Why can I have a pie?
Now I want one! Let me finish off this Level 700- 828
The next time I see a pie,
I'm 100% eating it. I need to know. All right. I can keep
upgrading this. Nice. Oh, I've completed a mission. I love it. You've beaten
so many people's teeth out of their mouths that we're going to give you
extra money. All right. What else can I get on my gloves?
This is like firecrackers. It's like discount Goku. Yeah, sure. Let's take it. All right. A couple of-
I'm gonna eat the pie. What? -30 for the pie?
What happens if I eat all the pie. The pie killed me. I died from the pie. Honestly, of eating the pie is wrong. I don't know if I want to be right, but
we have to get as many points as possible. So I guess I'm going to 279
grab all these. I love that. As I get bigger, it becomes-
Ah, the U in punch. It becomes easier and easier
to get all of the different letters because like my shoulders are so wide each
right now, I need this guy to go all the way to the treasure
chest. Just. Just. Yeah, there we go. In excellent chiropractic
treasure chest. Great. And separate all of those bothersome vertebrae that you have. Go this way. I'm sure I'll hit the gym. What does hitting the gym give you? Well, I'm literally at the gym. Well, gave me a lot of points.
That was incredible. I'm level 918 here, level 500. This is going to suck for you And treasure chest?
No. Five point five. What happens if I run out of road? Does he just take a swim? Well, I can buy more of these,
so obviously we're going to buy all this. Actually, starting to run
our coins is making me kind of concerned. Oh, what? I feel like I wasn't supposed to win that fight,
but somehow I did tap fast. I only had to tap once,
set like the game glitched or something. It just gave me like 1 billion levels
I had to tap once and he died. Now I get to ruin everyone's life
at the desert of power. The time has come for people of all sizes to get violated by the level 588 fists of power. Actually, it's gotten to the point where-
Does he have a hammer? How come he it's like a pitch.
He's got like a pickax. That doesn't seem very fair. This is supposed to be a head
to head heist. Okay? Okay, with whatever money I have left,
I have to keep this going until we eventually get it
maxed out. until we eventually get it
maxed out yet. Damn, John. Where do they go when they die?
I kind of wonder. There's a lot of people getting murdered
here. Ooh, level 240. That was level 360. Again, I'm like fighting
people with pickaxes. I assume these are the individuals
that just chill out. And what was this
called like the desert of power? Oh, I got both treasure chests.
This is the first time. What's the next one? Like the swamp of agony?
Alright, I can get a couple more of these. I've murdered enough people
to get some more bonus money. And then just because I can.
I want to know what this is. It looks like a Flappy Bird or something.
I really don't know. It's a cheeseburger. I'm like one punch, man. If he was really unhealthy. I guess. So, I can actually get-
Oh, I missed both of them. How was I able to miss both of them? I don't even understand how I did that. The sad part is, is that I miss those guys
and I'm still 1560. Like what? Color
do you turn when you go past? I think I got maybe 1700 was my highest. What does it end up at? Like it's not even a color
at that point. It's just clear. You've actually you've
actually surpassed all color. I need a couple more fists here. There we go. Grab all these...
Already level 100 and- All right, well, forget
that we're level 200 and something. Then we do the Yoenis and Spastic,
an excellent landing and three guys right in a row
to get to level 1600. Okay, so still haven't gotten
past level 2000. I need to know it ends it
it ends up purple. And as we all know,
purple is the color of royalty. The only difference is my royalty
just ends up killing everyone. They me, although I guess
considering history that's that's actually kind of accurate. Okay. I am finally I have finally spent
all the money that I've made, but I have a feeling that we're going to end up
racking up a ton of stuff for this one. We're already level 1000.
1584. Yeah. Keeps you right around
like level 2000 or so. I didn't actually punch him. I just like, twitched very violently,
and then he died. I want the extra money. All right, I'm back
to being wealthy again, or at least wealthy enough
to get the money going. So murder this guy?
Yeah, I'll hit the gym. Why does everyone at the gym have- Does everyone at the gym
have burgers for boxing gloves? This gym is amazing. Oh, yeah. They're clapping for me
with their burger mitts. I love it. I I've almost spelled "punch". I still owe 2181 pink. Yes!
Like the color of the channel. With guns in pink robes. My punching level is now times ten. Like it's getting pretty. Oh, you got it. Oh, ho ho. Okay. Also, did you actually see
the guy on the right? He's like. He's, like, sobbing. This dude over here. There we go. God of. Yes. Walking so slowly
because my muscles are in the way. Is he wearing a sombrero and like a
and like a guitar? Sometimes I feel like they just. They just decide to put whatever they want
on the on their enemies. Like, what do we give this guy
again? Braces and an umbrella? And I'd be like,
that doesn't make any sense. And they're like, it's not supposed to. All right. Through the violent corndogs,
a one, two, a three times, four times and up or down,
we're going to go down. Yeah. Level 4218, 630. We got some purple. We didn't get to pink, though.
It kind of makes me sad. Look at how many walls
you eventually go through and the fact that we haven't
gotten to the end yet. We're almost there. We are getting to the end of the walls.
I need to know what happens. Maybe you get to live on
Mars or something. You transcend this plane of existence.
You get to live elsewhere. Okay? It's just a ton of people
just ready to die. The one guy charged me,
even though he was crying violently. Okay, 10.9 now and we're almost
at the swamp of antiquity or whatever. I'm going to feel sad if it's not a swamp,
it's just like a forest. Probably not going to be
a swamp or a forest. It's just going to be Florida. Oh yeah.
It starts you off pretty strong here. Look at the age. We're almost at punch. We're at 27, 29, almost 3000. Take the DCB!
Stands for double cheeseburger. He lands right on his neck,
shattering his spine. And we're going to the forest of might I got a new hat.
Can't you tell? It's a good day when you're like
level 1000 and you're not even halfway through the map.
What does he have one of these? He has like one of the little the little honky hammers, the hammer
that makes like, the little *beep* I'm not going to lie.
I've felt a little bit more concerned about the dude
with the pickax. Oh, we get- We can eventually get to Florida. I am almost level 2500 at this point. Welcome to a game
where the points absolutely don't matter. The only thing that matters is
that there's no such thing as a inertia. I'm here to eat pie
and punch people in the face, and clearly I'm all out of pie. Oh, never mind.
There actually was pie there. I can't believe that I hadn't seen pie
in like two or three levels, so I was pretty sure
it had just gone away. I had consumed all of
the sugar in the area. So we've got like level 4000,
I think maybe even 5000. I'm not stopping until I get 10,000. I want level 10,000 at the very least
because I want to see what happened. I don't even know. I didn't get to 10,000. Oh, now we're starting to beat up
pink people who are pink. So you'll notice they're actually like
kind of close to our level, but we're also getting 4k like it's
no big deal at this point. There is an entire city's
worth of walls to break people through. I am putting every mason in the tri
county area like their children through college at this point. I can really tell though, I'm
definitely going to have to get to Florida in order to get past 10,000. It has to be the way of it. So we've got- Okay 1200,
1800, 2700, 4200. That's kind of where it starts. This game loves the number 420,
by the way. I noticed, like a lot of times if you skip the gym or whatever,
there's a dude that's like level 420 that you have to beat up or a lot of times
the different like stuff that you get equals 420. Alright, more punching power. Oh the big gloves
level 1350 already it's a well there's not that many people
to murder is the only problem. Yeah I always I always feel so bad when there's when there's
no one to beat to death on the way to, you know, basically turn someone's
internal organs into mashed potatoes. You're like, Hey, man, how you feeling?
He's like, Quick, Wendy's chili. Okay, we're almost at the islands
and one, two, three times, grab the key,
get some gold guys here. I think we might get up to like 4000
or so in this one. It's still at 10,000.
I still haven't had my 10,000. I'm hoping he lands on his head
Ah, ankle landing! I'm hoping he lands on his head out
ankle landing the punch island. That's the name of it.
Welcome to the Punch Islands. You walk outside incorrectly, you're going
to get your chicklets knocked out. This is the most accurate
representation of Florida I've ever- That's a lot of guys. Boom. 5221. Okay, maybe we can get 10,000. I wasn't sure the numbers went that high,
but at this point, like none of this makes any sense anymore. I love how there's like people living in tiny little dog
houses out in the middle of nowhere. They're just watching
random individuals get vomited out of like this long walkway of pain. They're like, man,
those road crews have have been working like around the clock
building walls over here. No one really understands why. What's his power level? It's over 5000. This is actually really representative
of a Dragon Ball Z like show because one guy gets hit one time
and he gets a blast. through like 55 mountains. Man, I'll tell you, I love
going on vacation to the punch islands. Did that man's head just come off his body? It looked like his head
literally got ripped off of his body. I'm not, like, totally sure
I'd have to look at that again. I have the power. Ouch. That was- That- I... I wasn't
sure I could make it past there, but luckily there was like a power up
just in time. 57, 58, 59. We're getting so close to 10,000. Well, I mean- it's not super close to 10,000, but we're
getting about a thousand extra each time. And that man just shattered his pelvis. Is it starting us off at level 1450?
What? How??? Oh, my God. Level 2-
Level 3000. What is the point of this? Oh, God, the game can't
keep up. Oh, 4000, 6000. Whoooaaaa!!!
10,000!!!! YESSSS!!!!! *grunting*
*laughter* Level 10,000. I told you eventually the numbers wouldn't make any sense. I told you the numbers didn't matter. And we got level 10,000. Anyway, folks, hope you enjoyed this episode
of Level Up Run, Until next time:
Stay foxy and much love.
