I Forced This Creature To Evolve

all right we need to eat things smaller than us and not get eaten by things bigger than us and eventually we're going to evolve into the biggest creature in the entire universe at least that's my ambition we've already got one evolution point and now we're a three-celled organism we have three little pods just a brainless little worm floating around in the universe so far it's a rather stress-free existence and we get to evolve again and we have enough dna to evolve into one of these this is like what i built in spore that hits everything and spikes it it's kind of like a furry bean this furry bean is gonna take over the world there's something very satisfying about those popping noises my furry beans happily popping away that sounds kind of weird when i say it out loud but i'm gonna go ahead and just leave that there i regret nothing ever no we're a furry being with tentacles there's nothing over here to eat me i'm so sad that i'm not desirable enough to be eaten but we do get to level up so now we put our octopus powers together and turn into one fish evolution this might mean that things can actually start to eat me now so i'm gonna go ahead and eat everything i see before anything has a chance to consume me such nice popping sounds really can't get over that i've evolved into a fish with stripes ooh there's something big down there what was that a starfish give me that i was worried that i was actually going to eat me but i'm king of the ocean another one oh the only words double they're not nearly as good as they look for being sparkly things that sparkle should be really special now we're going to evolve mightily into a bigger striped fish uh well we still got a ways to go if i'm seeing this correctly we need to get all the way to there oh we're gonna need some scuba mask and the blackfish and all sorts of things at least we're getting bigger we used to be one of those now we're like a big one of these and getting all sorts of magical items that feels good 75 fish later that's all it takes to evolve into an entirely new creature my stripes themselves have evolved we're getting so powerful with evolution even our evolutions are evolving because instead of stripes we have this kind of lazy blobs so that's clearly an upgrade oh you're bigger than i am let's stay away from you okay we're going to run from that oh a rainbow fish i bet those are endangered i really just want to eat the most endangered of creatures now we're a blue fish that holds a key to my heart the blue fish is very slow it seems but we got more stuff to put in our mouth give me that thing oh a puffer fish how exotic and probably poisonous there's a big angry fish to the left we'll avoid that we'll eat more puffer fish and we'll eat the swirly crab there's so many things to put in my mouth and so little time no we'll get them all eventually a real rainbow fish big cluster of fish i could probably sit still and they'll swim into me they're not very smart that's why i'm winning the evolution game i've got the brilliance oh remember that key i put in my mouth apparently that actually unlocks something so we'll go ahead and make the middle chest well more coins that i don't know what to do with all right we're now a green fish with stripes and there's definitely more angry fish around to want to eat me but there's a crab wearing a crown no doubt a king crab but we now ate him so he's mostly just food but isn't that what sea life really is food it is to me at least i mean look at me go i'm single-handedly causing the extinction of like 80 species every minute i'm almost getting big enough to eat the redfish at this point but i'm a pretty pink fish with blotches again it's kind of like hybrid stripes and blotches at this point so we get the best of both worlds and i'm just very efficient at putting things in my mouth i regret nothing ever and i can't tell if i'm getting slower or just bigger like i might be moving the same speed i just feel slower because i'm actually really massive now i didn't realize how much bigger i was in the other fish now and apparently as we swim into a turtle shell we emerge as a turtle a turtle with big dreams the fish are even smaller now i could probably even eat the pretty pink fish we just were if we wanted to i think next we turn into some kind of toad which um seems like a downgrade really but maybe it's a big toad or maybe we're a small turtle and these are really small fish did we just like pump some steroids into this turtle to speed up this process maybe give it another leg or some spikes or something it still feels like it's just a turtle well there's one of the special fish we'll go ahead and put that in her mouth and a compass after putting whatever that was into my mouth 135 more to go and we're now a spotted turtle i feel like we're just getting more and more endangered as we go but then again i'm evolving so fast i'm literally the only turtle in the world so i'm just gonna keep eating fish and evolving until i'm such a solitary creature that i inevitably die out because i'm the only one of my kind but i'm gonna take as many species down with me as i can just gonna keep eating them all this thing really does evolve fast it's been live for like 15 minutes and that's already evolved from a single cell organism to a turtle okay this time we're gonna go for the left chest obviously containing mermaid parts or a hundred gold coins okay this is actually kind of a cooler evolution because at least now i'm kind of streamlined i'm gonna get upside down heart or an arrow waiting to pierce the innocent creatures of the ocean magic starfish another magic starfish game just wants me to evolve and 250 next creature okay i got a bigger shell back and this one's got a new design again so we're just moving on up in the world there's still bigger fish in me though you think at the rate i was evolving i would be bigger than everything also i should probably get smart and leave the ocean at some point i could probably dominate the land very well but there we go they listened to me for once my turtle has evolved to lose its shell and now we're a teeny tiny fragile frog all you need to eat is five bugs that seems wildly easy and he does all the work for me he just yeah i don't have to get close to these things eat that eat that eat that one put that in your mouth there's too many living things here we need to reduce those numbers okay we added some spots we need to eat twice the number but we're a lot quicker now look at this go we just hop and eat hop and eat you don't even have to move anymore get that one get that one this part's actually a lot of fun and now we got to eat 18 but we're getting bigger too i think we can actually just walk through these now too whatever the case we're an efficient killer look at him go he's a very hungry frog still eating basic bugs but pretty soon we'll beat eating entire planets i'm pretty sure of that even bigger frog it's kind of like a tree frog now but he's super quick which is good because i've got a lot of these idiots which evolves us to a bonus level oh i want more evolutions i don't want coins can you just sit there and eat whatever happens to fly by a new paint job and a key there's also new bugs tea we can eat entire dragonflies so we're getting to be a big boy frog now which helps because those are worth two food and we've got 835 total capacity this time we're going to try the right chest eventually we'll get this right not this time that's okay why would i why would i want mermaid parts anyway actually why would i i don't think mermaids can eat anything here well i could probably force her to eat stuff but i'm trying to follow what's obviously the natural evolutionary line from like germ to frog so far and that makes 61. i don't think we got bigger but we did turn red we're a little bit quicker so we can hop around eating much more efficiently and there's lots of dragonflies around which is nice so we can just really rapid fire eat these things we'll be at 90 before you know it then we're going to turn into a lizard of some kind blizzard hopefully evolves into like a dragon that makes 90. so one day we were hopping along and then we turned into an even smaller more brittle lizard are we going backwards now well i think we turn into an alligator next so i'm not gonna complain because that's gonna be fun we just need to eat lots of these little uh mites whatever these are what's a ladybug worth two pizza okay we're behind the evolutionary process if they've invented pizza so far and i'm a stupid lizard he must be so stoked to find pizza though imagine a lizard and you find a piece of pizza i'd be happy to find a piece of pizza and i'm a person no we're getting slower as we go but we're getting bigger so that's probably ooh eggs that's going to stop that evolutionary line ooh more pizza ooh mushroom that looks poisonous get on my mouth what is this and why are you alive only two for a living creature introducing the blue lizard who blends in with absolutely none of his surroundings but he didn't put a key in his mouth so it's clearly very smart he eats a lot of caterpillars and pizza not unlike myself speaking of uh evolutionary advantage let's start a fight in the comments what's the best kind of pizza gloves are coming off now uh mermaid chest uh boring well at least we got some kind of spikes and stuff now i feel like we're armored but nothing's tried to eat us in a while so the spikes might just be more for the intimidation and or cool factor does anything ever evolve just look cooler or is it all have kind of a function think i just saw a golden snail i did it's only worth three food where's the big food upgrades few more bugs to go and one more level we're now a purply spiny arrow-headed monster looks like we could ram things you think something might want to try and eat this lizard but nope just a bunch of bugs crawling around so we're clearly on a good uh island or wherever we are there's no predators whatsoever we're free to discord ourselves and we're going back into the water for some reason because we don't really follow any 11 evolutionary sense we just kind of we just go with the flow oh the birds i am now a crocodile we're unstoppable now eat that thing okay frog goes in my mouth next we get to become a dinosaur not before we turn into a bigger batter crocodile who only needs the 20 frogs in his entire existence to evolve but we're also going to need this uh bird take that goose uh the water is a little bit nicer because the birds are worth more but we also move quicker we're not very agile a glowing dragonfly what are you worth two oh my money back oh we got even bigger and we get to spawn in where the birds roam so um we don't corner very well but when you're a giant alligator i don't think that matters there's glowing pizza every creature deserves pizza do we get bigger i don't know if we got bigger but we turned into like an ice crocodile uh well at least blended with the water so i have a camouflage advantage finally not that it's really mattered the creatures here oh look they're like kiwis or something i can't remember what those are called but we're eating them there's too many birds in this world i need to eliminate all of them same with frogs there's too many frogs we have an overpopulation problem the same rule applies for pretty butterflies get in my mouth and you get in my mouth and you get in my mouth the alligator evolutions do look pretty cool i'll give them that there's a rubber ducky that's only worth two uh that's probably makes sense because it's not actually real food oh next we turn into like a lava crocodile oh and there's dirty finally great come here you get in my mouth don't run away can you take me to your family we need to stop by and have a little talk about something this crocodile's getting big enough now that i can eat like multiple things just kind of wandering around he's just got a very wide berth i think if i eat this gazelle thing now good to go so i think we're gonna turn into the ultimate crocodile now which is a green one with extra spikes i did see a pineapple over here curiously it's only worth two so gazelles are still the way to go all the gazelles we can fit in our mouth there's a whole herd of gazelles we finally found his family we're gonna need every last member except that one we're gonna need that one alive here's a warning to the others that there's a crocodile going around who's soon to turn into a dinosaur that's probably also gonna eat everything in sight so one day uh crocodile wanders into a cave with a sign on it has a disco party and then comes out as a dinosaur and that just all makes sense now we're in like a prehistoric jungle what are we supposed to be eating oh we're herbivore real scary i was a vegan before it was cool i mean he's a dinosaur i guess so he is pretty cool but i see a short armed little monster we're gonna turn into soon we just need to eat enough berries so enough berries and we get some spikes and there's giant caterpillars running around and more berries so we're gonna evolve ever quicker i wonder what comes after t-rex maybe it's like a unicorn or something mythical we're gonna need some magic mushrooms we're gonna eat some berries we're gonna need some eggs i like it was really expanding his diet all right we're gonna need all of you guys put the poisonous mushroom in our mouth we are a pink dinosaur after all and some bird eggs to finish us off what color is next or a big spiky orange dinosaur uh it did show us hitpoint so i assume there is gonna be something that can eat us soon and i hope so because that's going to give us more of a challenge and then it's going to feel good when i'm big enough to eat that thing next dinosaur coming up well next stegosaurus coming up we're not going to be the t-rex yet but that's not going to take long at this rate oh we did change dinosaur types we're now a stompy uh triceratops and there's still a lot of poisonous food out there so we need oh we can just tear down the trees now this is fun get out of the way trees and the trees are actually full of food and i really like this this is really bad for the environment this one's almost so big that it's a little bit hard to like see what we're eating because we want to avoid things like that and it's hard to avoid touching some things okay next we're in even bigger triceratops who can break the rocks at least the littler ones can we break big rocks we can alright we're just gonna plow through everything now very destructive dinosaur this is just a lot of fun uh let's maybe avoid the poison though poison is our one nemesis just keep swimming and all will be well there's 130 out of 200 already we're gonna skate by that one not touching the poison we haven't lost a single bit of health yet because we're good at evolution and we're coming up to 200 so we're going to see the ultimate stegosaurus who is even bigger with even more horns and spikes nothing is going to stop me now even the poison probably wouldn't hurt that bad but spikes can only do so much really i can just decimate the entire everything bugs trees berries rocks everything gets flatlined by me the very hungry dinosaur i think i accidentally ate some poison there because i lost a heart not sure what happened but it's hard to see i'm very big i'm like a yacht so there we go a few more to go and then we're going to be a t-rex and i can't wait to see what that involves oh that was poison almost walked right into it this one day triceratops was wandering around and fell in love with an egg lie beside it for just one moment and out popped a raptor which apparently eats meat are you guys meat you're like a smaller version of me so you're meat whoops uh go ahead yep there's one meat don't touch that that's mine get over here get on my mouth i'm pretty sure the dinosaur i just was would eat the crap out of this thing we'd eat all of these little things but i'm the alpha predator now so one little piece of meat and i assume we're gonna get bigger and bigger upgrade number one yes we're a bigger purple dinosaur we're definitely quicker now and we have the capacity to eat magic mushrooms i do like the speed of this one the last dinosaur was just about not quick enough to catch these so this will make hunting easy so next we're going to turn into the screen zoomed out a bigger thing this is kind of like a raptor mixed with a t-rex uh there's a danger warning i think to the upper left or is that where i'm supposed to go can we fight to the death okay that's bigger than us we're not going to go near that yet nice they came to warn me though to say hi there's a big dinosaur there maybe don't go near that if you want to live i could see this being a little bit of a problem because we're a little bit surrounded by them i think magic dragonfly don't leave me well we'll probably find another one because now we're going to evolve into a slightly bigger psychedelic pattern must be all the magic mushrooms it is kind of annoying how i chomp them and their body meat goes flying around i have to go get it it'll be so much quicker if i could just eat them in one bite but we're halfway to whatever is next and i haven't been eaten yet oh now we're getting bigger you can even hear our footsteps you could probably eat the big dinosaurs now or at least be about the same size oh we got a green arrow we can eat the big thing come here come here come here i must bite you come here don't run away from me i'm coming to put you in my mouth oh there we go we we knocked it down a notch got it it's dead big meats really that's all that's worth money so just beating little things and magical butter the butterfly is almost worth as much as a full-grown dinosaur this is pretty good uh progress so far we're a pretty big dinosaur okay definitely gonna eat this little herd of idiots uh we are able to catch a lot of that meat right away now so that's kind of making it easier i just hate when you eat it and it flies a mile and you gotta chase it forever which turns us into an even bigger dinosaur who still can't eat those in one hit but we're definitely bigger than you come here you want to fight come here get in my mouth i like how i bite them and they just fall down dramatically like oh no don't fight back or anything just accept your fate there we go bite you and yeah that's still not really worth the time investment really i'd rather just eat these because i can think just eat them up in one shot now such a tough world and there's pizza lying around everywhere i mean it is pretty intimidating looking when you get it from the front sort of this could be it our final idiot who's going to make it difficult come on don't make this harder than it has to be thank you there's also a snail there that i could eat much easier than you but that's not as funny which turns us into a big t-rex is this a t-rex it looks like it the arms are a little big it's like a raptor t-rex well i'm pretty sure it'll be able to dominate these things it probably kills them in one shot even because the last dinosaur wouldn't yep we're one-shotting those and we can knock down trees maybe even rocks how do we feel about the rocks these days yup we're king of the world we could knock down absolutely everything even one shot in the big dinosaurs both of you i'm not going to eat your meat i just want to prove a point you know this is 100 billion years of evolution leads to one mighty dinosaur who's destroying the environment just for fun it's kind of like real life actually [Music] so [Music]

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Published: Sat Jul 23 2022