- [Narrator] This episode
of 'Try Not To Laugh' is sponsored by Wren. - I'm from the planet Araquas. The worms come, and
you've got to make sure that you do the sand walk, like this. (laughing) (tap dancing) All good. (bell dinging) Welcome back to 'Try Not to Laugh'. (everyone screaming) And it's not a regular 'Try Not to Laugh', it's 'Try Not to Laugh Hard Mode'. We're back, baby. The 'Try Not to Laugh Hard Mode', trophy is up for grabs again. If you don't know the rules, too bad, because you're going to have to like, and subscribe before you hear them. (booing) Okay, see what I did? Oh. And the rules are in, we've got the rules. Everyone's going to start
off with six points, and then each round, each time
someone comes out with a bit, there is a point up for grabs. If you make a person
laugh, you get the point and that person loses that point. And then the other way as
well, if you don't laugh, you get a point. And the person who came out loses a point. Then we'll see who gets
to take this cute little, goat trophy, home today. - You are goat. (fire crackling) - [Narrator] Tonight on Sexy Beasts. - Yes, I was in makeup for an hour, and I'm here in a Sasquatch
costume, I'm not Sasquatch, and I want a girl to see me for me, not what I look like. So the me that lies beneath the costume, I love eating sticks and leaves. I love posing for photos, I love, just like scaring
people in the woods and just being like a
wood ape, they call it? But I'm not that, I'm
a person, I'm a person. Also I live with my
mom, and I smell rancid. - Time.
- But this is make up, bye. Damn't. (laughing) (Phantom of the Opera music playing) (playing keyboard) (Courtney gasps) (both screaming) (singing badly) ♪ Whoa, whoa, wh-whoa. ♪ ♪ Whoa. ♪ ♪ Oh ♪ ♪ Whoa. ♪ ♪ Oh. ♪ (banging on the keyboard) ♪ Oh. ♪ - Time. - [Man] Oh, Stonewall Kimmy. (clapping and inaudible speech) Stonewall Kimmy. - We now return to Surf Hospital. (surf music) (whooshing) - Hey, cowabunga, dude. Right on. All right, let's take
a look at your charts and it's stage four. (gasp) (laughing) Oh, it looks like we got
a new patient coming in. (screaming and thudding) That one's going to need a little work. (laughing) Fixed it. What's the matter? You never seen a lobster man before? - [Host] Time. (clapping and cheering) - To be fair, I did swallowed my water (laughing) (upbeat music) - Hey guys it's me, don't jump. D-d-don't. (laughing) You like totally looked. - [Courtney] Oh my God. Like get back inside. Crazy right? (laughter) - Goddamn it. This is my impersonation
of Christina Aguilera if she was a plumber. (laughing) (plunging) ♪ Wow, you took a big (bleep). ♪ (laughing) Oh, but I cleaned it up so it's all good. (laughing) (fire burning) (music playing) ♪ You're my favorite pizza place ♪ ♪ You're my favorite pizza place ♪ ♪ So, you must be the new kid here ♪ (laughing) - On the planet Araquas, the worms, (laughing) the worms- No. (laughing) On the planet Araquas, the worms come, and you've got to make sure
that you do the sand walk, like this. (tap dancing) (laughing) All good. (incoherent speech) - [Woman] I'm sorry. - [Ian] We now return
to Inspector Wiki Feet. (laughing) - Yes. I'm on the hunt for the finest feet, yet the most perfect foot has evaded me. I searched all my life, never quite found the one. But, what's that over there? Is that? My God. (romantic music) She is perfect. (laughing) Oooooohhhhhhh. (laughing) - [Man] You got him. (clapping) (upbeat music)
- Oh my God, man you gotta help me get out of this pyramid scheme. I have to sell all these woodland animals, before the ninth of the month, or else I won't reach the ninth level ring of hell. And then,
okay, how about this, I give you money and
you give me money back. And then you give, I give you this money
and then you help me. What about this little guy? Please God, please help me
out of this pyramid scheme. I entered with 30 bucks. Oh my God, more money. More money. I can't stop, I can't stop. (sobbing) Please God, what about this
guy, would you take this guy? I'm just a little cow thing. (laughs) I made a deal with the devil,
I don't know what to do. - [Host] Time. (laughing and clapping) - [Host] And now Disney's
reboot of Buzz Lightyear. The real story. - [Man] Oh no. And that's a Buzz Lightyear to Timmy. That's for you little
guy, run along there. Remember to infinity and beyond. (dramatic music) You know, I used to be somebody. I was the first man on the (beep) moon. (laughing) - [Woman] Oh my God. It haunts me, every day. (laughs) (laughing and cheering) (fire burning) (upbeat music) (laughing) I wasn't even going to do
this bit until you laughed but, then, or until you didn't laugh but (laughing) (depressing music) - Hi. Thank you so much for
coming to the support group for Megan Thee Stallion
ruining our (beep) lives. (laughs) She's so hot. (laughing) Have you seen her latest Instagram post? Are you okay? (laughing) - Goddammit. (upbeat music) - Oh, hello Courtney. (popping) It's me. (laughing) It's me- (laughing drowns out words) Quick, let me paint you a picture. There you are waking up in the morning, feeling so good. And then suddenly, oh, what
did you do in middle school? Oh no, it was really bad. Oh and then, wait. Suddenly your day is ruined, but I like that. (laughing) (words are drowned out
by clapping and cheering) (playing keyboard) - Hello, everyone. Welcome to today's honoring
of the Target dog, Spot, who tragically lost his
life in a KitchenAid mixer during the fall photo shoot. I prepared a eulogy for him. As we gather here today, bowed in grief, the heartfelt sympathy of
members of the Congress and our people are extended
to Mrs. Jacqueline Kennedy and to the ambassador- - [Man] Oh my God. - Oh, this is the wrong, this is- (laughing) JFK. - [Man] Oh my God. (laughing) - Thank you so much for
coming in today. Ms. Miller, the doctor said they have some news. They finally able to
update you what's going on. So first of all, I took
a look at your chart, good names there is um, well,
shoot where'd it go now? Oh, shoot there. I'm miss-I'm missing something. I was going to say happy birthday. I had a little birthday hat for
you, but that's not anymore. So what they're calling it- What they're calling is
Courtney Miller Disease. Um, that's bad news,
it means you're losing one of your hooves. (laughing) I'm so sorry. - Point check. (shouting) We have Shayne with three points. - Yeah. (clapping) - We have Courtney at five points. (clapping) Ian also at five points. - Good, good. - Kimmy with seven points. - Wow. - Weird. - Damien with seven points. (clapping) And I have nine points. (everyone shouting) - Ahh, stop the video, stop the video. We got another important
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learn a couple things about what you're doing to this planet. That's it for me? Bye. (rocket blasting off) - Yeah. (fire crackling) - [Courtney] This is my
impression of Christina Aguilera if she was a coroner. (laughing) (singing like Christina Aguilera) Do these look familiar to you in any way? (laughing) I have reason to believe
they belong to your sister. - [Man] Oh my God. - Come on, I was trying the dark thing. (laughing) (singing badly) I can't, I can't. (laughing) (creepy music) - Rebecca and I are- You know how it is. I like, I'm, you know the connection's just not there. - [Courtney] Oh my gosh, so scary. - [Man] Oh my God, this
is gonna be so scary. - Oh my God, I hope they don't touch us. - Look at that human, it's so good. - Oh my gosh, look at the
blood and the guts everywhere. - Oh, this is so scary. (screaming) - But um- (everyone laughing) Hi, I'm called Reese Jonas. I'm the Jonas sister that
they never fucking talk about because I couldn't marry a hot one. I heard about like the
rest of them though. Don't you worry, the love
bug will bite you too bitch. I am going to be a star one day. Look at my vibe. I'm it, this is it. I'm everything you could possibly want. I'm the woman that everyone
wants and everyone wants to be. Do you not know the Jonas brothers? Are you the one person that hasn't heard of the Jonas brothers? (rock music) - Hey, my name's Pipewrench
and I'm ready to audition for the role mythical chef. (rock music) You need these for this first. - [Recorded Voice] What's
orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot. (laughing) Three years ago my doctor
told me I was going deaf. I haven't heard from him since. What do you call a (beep)?. - That's pretty, actually
that's pretty fucked up. (laughing) I'm sorry, I didn't vet these first. You like racquetball? I could be your new pop-pop. - [Recorded Voice] I
used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me. What do you call a (beep)? - Stop. (laughing) Stop it. Stop, I'm sorry. What a waste of tricks. - Why is everything a (beep). Jeez. - I don't know, I'm sorry. - [Man] Babe, this party's been so good, but we gotta hook up. Come on this way, come on this way. Right in here. (kissing and moaning) (laughing) Babe you're so hot. Babe, you're so hot. (laughing) Babe. Shhh. - [Woman] Ah yeah, aw get it. (everyone screaming) - Shut up, you're so cute. How'd you get your head so small? (everyone laughing) Ahh. He doesn't know. How he'd get so small? - Time. (clapping) - [Man] Wow. (fire crackling) (struggling to talk) - Mmmarvelous. Yes. Welcome, hello I am Chief Ge-uh-iamchug Hello. We do explorations and we
find new wonderful sounds for the academy we're assigned. Now there was a UFO sighting
and they sent us a signal and we have now logged quite
a few new interesting sounds that we've never heard yet before. We're gonna play them
for the first time now. Here we go. Ready here we'll start and begin. - [Recording] Ohh. - Oh. (weird laughing) They're pretty good. (weird sobbing) Pretty good. (weird sound) (laughing) (weird singing) - [Recording] Coopy, goopy,
moopy, soupy, stoopy, coopy, goopy, oopy, soupy. Coopy, goopy, coopy,
goopy, oopy, soupy, stoopy. (weird sounds) (weird screaming) (everyone laughing) (sounds drowned out by laughing) - [Man] Awww. - [Man] Ohhh. - The scene is a rejected
Chick-fil-A commercial from 2004. (laughing) - Hi, I'm a cow, eat more chicken, I'm a cow, eat more chicken. You don't- Don't eat eat the cow, it's- (gasp) (laughing) (shrieking) (choking) Eat more chicken. - [Host] Time. That's a great draw. Thank you. (Making trumpeting sounds) Hello, I have a decree to
let everyone know about. Please listen closely. I have, since yesterday morning, completely removed my balls. (laughing) (dinging instrument) (everyone laughing) Let it be known, that
henceforth, moving forward, there will be nothing
betwixt my little, tiny legs. (dinging instrument) (cheering) You may carry on signing The
Declaration of Independence. (clapping) - Oh Jeremiah, you'll never believe it. Bartholomew finally proposed. There I was sitting at the
booth at the olive garden, belly full and concealing
little tiny ravioli farts in the seat of my sweat pants. He was wearing lederhosen
and drinking a six pack of Squirt. And while he was, he said
something to me in Klingon, but I didn't know what
it meant because I'd only seen the first High School
Musical at that point. I wanted to know more,
so I leaned in closer. I said, Bartholomew please,
what are you saying my dear? And he said, boop. And then I was like what
the hell does that mean? What does it mean? And then he said, I have
been thinking about this for a long time. Beatrice Nicola Fetchingching,
which is my name. Did you know that was my name? (laughing) This is the first time we met. (laughing and cheering) - I was so close. - No, I mean I told her like, I just don't want to see her anymore. It was really awkward. - Yeah, that makes sense. Oh. Oh my God. - Do you smell that? - Oh my God.
- Oh it's putrid, it's like- - Oh dear. It appears someone has
dropped a massive (beep) in their pants. And my suspicions tell me that
that person is in this room. - It's getting worse. - Oh my God. - Oh my God, it's you. - I'm pretty sure it's you, man. Oh my God. - That's one theory,
but it could be anyone. It could be anyone in this room. (laughing) That dropped a massive
dump in their pants. - Please Sir. No, I need to get- - [Both] It's getting
worse, it's getting worse. - Hold on, hold on. Let me adjust. - [Courtney] I can't Sir. (laughing and clapping) (fire burning) (tribal music) - My son, Politreides. If you wish to rule
Araquas, you must harness your Benniganerate powers. Now use your voice. - I promise to harness
the Bennigan's dessert. Give me a glass of OJ. - Harder, again. - Get me a glass of OJ. - [Courtney] It's not working. Try harder. Get me a glass of OJ. (laughing) - No. - I'm ready for the harder test. Yeah, we need to go to the harder test. This is the second test. (beep) (laughing) (beep) (laughing) (fuck) (laughing louder) Do you get the reference? (everyone laughing) - Heyy. - Ahh I just sprained
the muscles in my face. - Hmm. (Kimmy making baby sounds) - Okay gang, we defeated the skeletons. We beat the demons and now all
you have to do to bring back my dad from the dead is read this scroll. All right. - You got this, Carl. - [Ian] Okay. - Do it. (struggling to read) (laughing) - Oh no. That's an R, so it's a rr, it's like a- (Trying to sound out words) Do you want me to read- - I got it, okay. Jesus Christ. (struggling to read words) Race car? Does it say race car? - No. I'm pretty sure it says race, race car. - That's revelation. - Shut the fuck (beep) up. (laughing) - [Man] It's the sequel
to the hit video game from Video Game Jihad. Death Stranding 2. (dramatic music) (banging foot on wall) (dramatic music) - It's the baby from the game. Want to know it's name? It's Nombrenamenum. It's name is Nombrenamenum. (laughing) It's right there on the thing. It literally says Nombrenamenum
on the little thing. - [Courtney] This is my
impression of Christina Aguilera, if she was in a slasher film. - Hmm. (humming) (singing like Christina Aguilera) (screaming) (laughing) (screaming) (laughing) (screaming) - Is that Pee-wee Herman? (singing no) (laughing) (sighs) (scary music)
- I just feel like, you know, so we're trying this thing where
she sleeps with other guys. (laughing) - Oh come on. (light music) - Let's put this here. So, I had the immense honor
of being allowed to hear Adele's second single that she's released. Would you like to hear it? I can perform it for
you now, if you'd like. All right, let's down
this volume a little. ♪ Going on, make you crumble ♪ ♪ Like the tiny little bitch you are ♪ ♪ It's going to make you think ♪ ♪ I'm the guy that got away, ♪ ♪ But also, your dad puppies ♪ (laughing) ♪ Sad puppies, crying
children crying and (beep) ♪ ♪ When you can't think
of your Roku password. ♪ ♪ It's the third try. ♪ ♪ You got fat little fingers ♪ ♪ When you drink some
milk and it's thick. ♪ (laughing) - [Man] Time. (laughing) (clapping) - Just got the scores in
from headquarters, from HQ. - [Kimmy] Oh my God, Oh my God. - [Tommy] Tell us, Shayne. - All right. We have Courtney with two points. (clapping) We have Shayne with four points, (clapping) Kimmy with four points. (clapping) Ian with six points. (clapping) Damien with eight points. (clapping) And with the uncomfortable bone energy, is Tommy with 12 points. Wow. (clapping and cheering) The winner. ♪ For he's a Nombrenamenom ♪ ♪ For he's a Nombrenamenom ♪ ♪ For he's a Nombrenamenom ♪ ♪ The champion of Try Not to Laugh ♪ - Yeah, yay. (clapping) - How does it feel? Oh wow, I've been wanting this for awhile, so it feels really nice. - Yay. - If y'all want to see
more, Try Not to Laugh. If you want to try it at home,
we got out of the videos. I don't know if they're Try Not to Laugh, but they might be - Put in the comments any
other Try Not to Laugh ideas. Sorry.
- Sorry, sorry, are you okay? Sorry, sorry, are you okay? - Please put them in the
comments, we want to know. We want to know your ideas,
you guys have good stuff. - Yeah, you do. - Please. - So let us know. And you could click on a video and let us know if your
name is Nombrenamenom. (everyone shouting Nombrenamenom) - Shayne. - Shayne just committed a murder. - I just killed someone. - Bye. - Buh-bye y'all.
