Eugene Controls The Podcast (CHAOTIC) - The TryPod Ep. 106

ramble thank you to doordash mint mobile and me undies for sponsoring this episode hey everyone welcome to the best tripod in the history of tripods are you ready are you ready yeah yeah are you ready daddy all right so what's happening on this podcast is i am not eugene i am a god yeah baby when i say a god i mean polytheistic loki like gotta mischief eris got us a discord i'm gonna create chaos on this podcast like you have never experienced wake up wow this is huge are you ready keith i don't think i am well you better get ready okay you better clinch that booty yeah because this is going to be the best tripod that you have ever heard or will ever hear let's cut to a commercial we need we need 40 more seconds 40 more seconds okay i'm sure we can fill that with something smart well okay because well because this is the the best tripod in history yeah you have 30 seconds to say something really stupid yeah go ahead get it out corn shanks uh toes are people uh there should be more doctors in porn give us the stupidest take you have baloney is better than turkey wait do you actually believe that no i just figured i'd throw it out all right well i'm glad i don't believe that there should be more doctors than porn i was just trying to think of the dumbest thing but i don't disagree that there could be more doctors in porn i do believe toes are people silence now it is going to be the best podcast ever let's cut to commercial for real [Laughter] [Music] you know after years of fine print contracts and getting ripped off by the big boys those big wireless providers if we've learned anything it's there's always a catch so when you hear that mint mobile offers premium wireless service starting in just 15 bucks a month you're probably like wait a minute what's the catch but the thing is there isn't one min mobile secret sales is that they're the first company to sell wireless service online only by cutting out retail stores there's no crazy overhead cost that'll get 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100 of my time so you won't see me in regular videos or in the pods but it's all good i'll be back but just so you know all of our wonderful tripod listeners you should inform everyone in the comment sections over the next several months where's eugene yeah so just let them know go listen to the tripod you idiots so you knew you would have known uh eugene is gone for now but uh that is the reason why you're just working on some other stuff some exciting stuff makes sense very exciting i can't tell anyone right now he's gonna be cool for the summer yeah they've been just going on a little summer vacation they've been in development since uh since i was in college so these are projects that have always been pressing but they've come to a point where uh i can no longer uh healthily balance try guys work with honoring these because it's it's writing there's a lot of writing right it's like a lot of writing let's do eugene is going to be gone from there guys for a couple months a quick q a do you hate us are you leaving because you hate us um no okay you know i should actually bring this up um sometimes there's a misconception that i dislike the other guys you'll see it sometimes when i have this look on my face where i just want to die one right it's not because i don't like like the people i'm with it's because i'm so sleepy from having to balance working on these external projects you know pulling all-nighters whatever that i comment on they know like i'll just be pissy and so i think uh in fact i like the guys too much so it's the opposite you know what i mean yeah that's that's the truth that's the scalding hot tea that you just witnessed we're very happy that we have a a company and a kind of a way of working where we can like carve out this like time that you can like go like work on these really important writing projects you know that the world will not fall apart so you're not going to be on the podcast for the next few months no uh does that mean i'm not gonna see you on the channel at all ever again i will occasionally be on the channel through the next several months um so i won't be gone completely but uh yeah hopefully if i have time i'll try to pop in here and there but uh if we do something like really really cool you're going to be jealous though yeah you might have phone mo so you might come in for some reason a lot of dog video we're going to rescue dogs actually no don't rescue we are actually we're doing it yeah yeah we're going to do like we're just going to like do all this korean stuff we kind of already do this we're doing a try guys game month we're just going to be so gay every video is going to be i feel like a lot of our channel has already had that yeah that's just called march what about the food network show i am contractually obligated to be so i'm really excited are you still gonna post hot selfies on instagram because that's my biggest concern i don't know i mean i don't want to like i wanted to take a hiatus from all social but you know people advise you not to do that so i'm going to try to stay at least up to date so i can like share things angrily on twitter to how terrible the world is that's right that's important yeah are we gonna still hang out yeah y'all y'all should start joining me and the habersburgers for drag race feelings yeah we do watch drag race almost every weekend now that we're all vaccinated and safe he basically is like you've been having multiple babies uh staying up all night caring for your babies but unlike uh my babies who grow older and then start sleeping through the night your babies grow more cranky as they get more complicated yeah and writing's hard it's like a paternity leave yeah you're just raising some little babies raising some little writing babies yeah yeah just you know with with development and projects there's a point in which uh you are obligated to focus more of your time as opposed to the amorphous i'm just like creating something right so i've i've phased into certain projects or requiring that i'd give more of the you're like an actual development rather than like development with the hope for more development you the hope is realized and now you're developing yes yeah yes got deadlines bro you got deadlines well since this is eugene's uh last tripod for a little while that's right i had this idea because miles texted me as he does saying like oh hi dad and i'm like hey son um and so you know i'm going to give y'all the experience the eugene experience and that experience is um massively over controlling fooly asian of chaos and i am going to direct this podcast in a way where anything i say becomes reality it becomes truth with the sound of keith that is a new directive which you must follow until i say otherwise so with that [ __ ] game yep i've already said something uh and that will be that zack you're the new miles oh yeah get the [ __ ] out of my way bro miles whoa come into the main seat you are now try guy miles this is gonna be what a mile what's in your jars i i found something very special that i can't talk about until it goes no wait zach do you know how to use the can you change the uh donut holes they're donut holes but it's for a very specific miles i gotta change your can i get levels miles yeah microphone shank what the [ __ ] is up tripod oh you're that one wow you're so loud okay all right i'm getting used to it over here feeling good feeling spicy zach because he will give us the most chaos yeah that's true yeah i don't know who's everyone's peaking who's who you know how to work the equipment did you mess up the tiles before you left i would never do that guys this thing on it aren't the levels no because miles was so loud and i started turning all the knobs and i didn't know who it was it was right here was this a mistake zach doesn't know how to use audio equipment it's the greatest podcast ever yeah so now eugene if you don't undo this with a chime by the end of the episode we're going to be trapped like this forever if i don't undo this by the episode you know what that means zach it's the first ever uh advice that'll go for for wow okay okay okay well i'm gonna i'm gonna miles should shut the [ __ ] up so i'm gonna be quiet there we go yeah yeah sorry i don't know how i feel about the first thing you said to wake you up because keith is sleeping i think keith needs to turn into a very like uh like a little mean old british mom what's your name miss oh right you try to misrate you to you okay i'm really enjoying this um miles now that you're a try guy yeah tell us more about like your uh your journey here my journey here well you know when i started i was unemployed right before you know this is exciting [Laughter] in conversation that's right yeah you know and then here we are it's weird to be on this side of it yeah how does it feel it's really weird i hear everyone's voice usually full volume so now i'm like kind of like what's keith saying hey i'm gonna tell you over here oh i cut you off so it's okay [Music] shut the [ __ ] up i'm just in the middle of a conversation yeah i will say like being over here i'm mostly just focused on pressing these buttons and i will not be talking much oh you're switching the cameras live dude i'm on the switch it doesn't though if you've watched it she barely doesn't i just watched him the other day and he left it on a show for like three minutes i'm talking i'm gonna hear me talking again seeing me talking and then it cuts to me only when i yawn or rub my nose well we've gotten the note before that people don't like it when it's too cutty oops for me exactly you can kind of relax and you chill with it you can be chilled bro so zach is truly the uh gremlin now he's the least experienced in this so that's true you've become the master absolutely i consider myself sort of a young zach god of mischief is good nice ned take off your shirt oh oh my god oh my god wow we gotta get uh we gotta get some people over youtube oh my god wait wait wait up do it again but do it slower okay okay so ned you haven't seen sun in a while huh buddy yeah no zach because it's a global hammock shut the [ __ ] up it's hard to hear that sitting over here but yeah i'll call him zach we'll call you milestones shut the [ __ ] up zach i need you to take it off slower as if you're trying to seduce rachel what does your chest look like and rachel you let us know if uh ned is successful yeah all right all right all right so now give us the show miss rachel miss rachel yeah what's up i feel like i'm dreaming oh yeah i like that yeah all right oh yeah it's pretty good wow ned very nice oh there is a candle i have been lighting candles in here so it smells less um stanky last time you did that and you don't donuts i almost set the room oh yeah yeah it was a little you look good hey miss rachel new rule new role so keith you can go back to keith are you awake now i've you know are you okay wake up keith i don't know why i'm so sleepy maybe it was the single donut i had it'll yeah it'll get you there yeah maybe i should have a second donut well i've got a little segment well here's the thing is uh because you know miles is your first time in the main seat um i want you to create a conversation topic well eugene that's actually most of what he does not in not in the miles wave yeah dude in the zak way make it now uh so guys i've been uh i saw this on twitter and um it's really weird but there's a celebrity in the news you guys don't care about this that's pretty good that's pretty good miles i am riveted that is what i would do zach let me ask you a question ask away friends and go to the grocery store all the time all the way home after a big long trip all the realize oh no you forgot your favorite soda pop you can actually get snacks drinks and household essentials delivered in 30 minutes with doordash well get right out of town i'm not getting out of 10 why how well they connect you with restaurants you 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donut holes that i've microwaved to perfection obviously obviously you have some donuts obviously no eugene uh you're familiar with sean evans from hot ones and i figured since it was your last podcast in a while we'd sort of do a hot hole are these like too hot are they going to burn our mouths too hot instead of hot wings just like hot oil yeah it's a scalding fat a little and i thought we could both sort of you you we both eat a donut hole and then i'd ask you a question okay sort of interview style so the whole pun was around saying hot holes yeah and therefore you microwaved donut holes is this why you got donuts this morning well yeah i thought i got honestly i went to mcdonald's to get spicy chicken nuggets but they were only serving breakfast at the in the morning so i had i then i thought like the brilliant idea groundbreaking that i'd microwave donut holes i have one request is that all all four of us do it together i agree yeah there's enough for everybody to share zach we can give you one that's cool i don't need a hole no he's podcast grandma he doesn't get a hole right now okay okay so everyone yeah they feel a little denser than usual because i might they're hot how long did you microwave this i bought microwave around about a minute but that was about 20 minutes that's too hot for bread yeah you guys ever noticed you put bread in the microwave it takes five seconds for that [ __ ] to be hot as [ __ ] it's oh i don't know what's going on with bread the holes smell good from over here just from the people at home the smell of holes is yeah that's good okay all right who's going first oh i got it okay answer your question okay eugene mm-hmm that's a hot hole that's a good hot hole too doughy i like it though that's good eugene you're obviously known for your work on the try guys [Music] [Laughter] what why are you chewing so much it's very goopy it tastes like crispy cream though i like it yeah it's mrs donut eugene you're kind of known for your work on the try guys i was a big fan of cartoons if you could be any cartoon character uh as the voice of the cartoon what would it be oh in history yeah i mean i would love to voice any of the uh avatar airbender characters for sure i also have like this dream that i would make a great anime voice you would they dip into like certain uh actors who always voice the dubs yeah uh so i feel like i would be very good at the aloof who then at some point becomes endeared to the annoying friends yeah which is just the try guys mm-hmm story yeah that's a good point an anime style try guys episode would be cool yeah you know what's very funny about anime i it's the noises they make that don't make any sense in any other cartoon so yeah [Applause] for the next minute or five minutes because i'm gonna enjoy this i want as many anime reaction sounds as we speak five minutes oh as we just talk okay you know what they do right before they eat what do they do they don't just eat like eat that's eating they go no that's a good point and everybody raise your next hot hole for the next question make sure to do the anime you know what sucks about being in this chair is that when i cut to myself it's because i assume that it's like worth cutting to you know and so i'm really telling the audience hey look at me now and if it doesn't hit yeah what a whiff that's the bounce in your curse now eugene you're known for your work on the try guys but you're also known you're also known for your um you know love of gayness if you could do a collab if you could act alongside any sort of lgbtq plus actor a slash actress who would it be sorry i cut to keith wiping his nose always no matter what i'm just always driving my nose but sometimes i [Laughter] i would love to uh perform alongside hmm it's hard because there's uh lgbt actors and then like lgbt icons who are not necessarily lgbt uh-huh sure so like you know any of the any of the kate's you know or the nicoles like the the cate blanchetts the kingsleds the nicole kidman's that's a dream yeah of course but um you know i think i think like billy porter would be oh you like that how about laverne cox [Laughter] i'm just thinking of the one where like they show a close-up of like an angry guy's teeth and it's kind of going and just like so i writes grumble sounds like when it's written i don't know like that i always love when they're like my favorite isn't uh kill bill when the little girl's under the bed and she goes a little whimper comes out of her mouth and then she straps it back in such a good little whimper [Music] um does that count as a reaction exactly i'm going to say squirrel new sound that means it's the end of our anime sound very nice which sounds like it was way more enjoyable than you you thought it would be i don't know why i'm so sleepy today did you say i play last night we watching porn i didn't i stayed up a little bit late it wasn't watching were you watching porn i was drinking wine and we watched we finished the the apple tv show that's called truth of something truth be totally told yeah ted lasso who yeah it was dead lassa last time did you kite yourself before you said i did cut to my side oh keith we can't have sleepy keith i don't know keith i need you to go over there and let me let me slap you and i need you to i need you to sit on zach's lap whoa zach it is your duty to wake him up any way you know okay you don't smile like that though jesus get over there keith get on that lap come on get over there you got it you got it forgotten it was shirtless for a second looked over he's still shirtless okay sit on his lap so zach just you know before before the end of the podcast you just gotta make sure keith is awake wow do you guys think this is a great looking shot it sounds awesome i keep the forced perspective of this as well oh my god so great to be here so i just like tickle him yeah tickle his keith no i think wait keith you're you're ticklish no you're so ticklish keith miles yeah can you are you you tickle that are you awake can i tickle neck on that to see if he's tired he's awake nothing below the belt take his shirt as a fabric like a hair okay cool and that way you gotta go a little more towards the ribs i think yeah you think people get to go no i just kind of groped him i felt like yeah yeah i had to do it and then like you know under in my pickle spot don't tell me where he's like tickle me bro there we go is that your tickle spot i gotta stop doing this he found out that uh keith is more ticklish than i'm so ticklish and you're a little more awake now i am more way becky likes to tickle me and every time here's a problem about being tickled when you get tickled you start to laugh so the person tickling you thinks they're having fun yeah yeah but really i'm screaming stop stop stop but it's coming out as stop stop please stop yeah but i really mean please [ __ ] stop i hate this experience guys so maggie is loves tickling me right and i like sometimes i think that sometimes i'm not she abhors being tickled and like has a full physical reaction like she cannot be whatever happens when she's being tickled she cannot be held responsible for she will hit she will swing and so early on in our relationship this is going to sound very mean i tickled her she full-on slapped me across the face oh my god she was like i'm so sorry i just i can't i'm so sorry and then like with so apologetic it did not hurt me but i have learned like it's just a do not cross threshold okay before you before you make the magic do you ever square off with your partner because like you're tickling each other and suddenly you're like are we about to fight chasing around it's like it's like a little like don't you don't you don't you and it's maybe it's flirtatious but that at some point it's not it's one of one of the untold joys of being in a relationship is uh throwing down with your partner yeah [ __ ] yeah you know not a fist fighter the occasional like i'm actually pissed at you for tickling me too hard it's a little bit it's like a very couples you kind of grab each other's hands like don't think me and ariel tickle each other i guess i'm not very ticklish speaking of ned and ariel ned it is well known that you sometimes deny having a uh third son that's one who might be sitting next to you right now i did do 23 and me no miles uh nobody likes this miles just turned up for miles miles just mile just turned 14. i turned 14. and he uh he wants to know a few things yeah okay about uh a crush he has on a girl that's right and so this is good practice i want you to give him you me well i mean give him three miles like my son yeah a 14 year old son that's to give him the sex talk give him the talk stuff's happening to my body okay i don't know how to deal with it hairs coming out of my ass and my freaking pee hole is making me feel stuff what son that's called puberty whoa puberty is when you become a man and hair comes out of your ass my substitute teachers [ __ ] stacked whoa is this you was this unit 14 there's a girl in my class who's stacked it's totally stacked well when uh a man and a woman love each other very much or lots of different types of people you said girls so i'll go with that yeah hey inclusive i like it it's good um you know they they um um the man puts his penis in the woman's vagina okay sick that's [ __ ] chilling in hell and that that is what sex is papa it's me wesley what do i do if i want to have sex with the lady why is wesley italian put it on all y'all okay so i need each of you we can go around we're going around the donut circle as i say which is a circle a doughnut we're going around the donut and um each of you will say something very nice and sweet about your partner oh that's very nice that's easy but i'm gonna tell you the character in which you have to say it oh that's hard starting with keith okay keith you're gonna say something loving to becky but i want you to say it like you're a horse that came to life like you're well no not a dead horse so you're a horse you're a horse that got the ability to speak little mickey is so sweet maggie's so sweet she's cleaning always he's got so many plants making our house look nice making our house look livable plus what a hottie am i right now is this because becky was upset that you didn't give her enough clean credit in a previous podcast that you you started with that i feel like i gave the most claims i gave the most thank you yes oh maybe it was clean someone was upset that we didn't get enough for cleaning yeah would have known had i listened to you well zack now it's your turn to say something very touching to maggie but i want you to say it like uh you're a um a little baby like a tiny little baby so my normal voice no like an actual baby a tiny bit tiny baby god it's gonna sound so [ __ ] cute yeah i love it i mean aren't you the king of cute oh maggie i love you so much and you make me laugh all the time blizzard littler no you sound like an adult doing a baby yeah yeah there we go okay okay i love you so much even when i tickle you and you slap me across the face i know that it's just from love littler even smaller even littler you know how wes talks like it's like baby yeah yeah that's not perfect grammar yeah look you know we love it and and you should love it too me undies they are the most comfortable underwear you can get subscription plans you just get new underwear in the mail and it makes like your mail fun again i love my underwear drawer now i am obsessed with these i just there are not enough words in this language to explain how much better me undies are than just everything else out there i i'm sorry if you don't have my undies you're doing your crotch dirty me undies has plans where you can get things shipped right to your door every month or you can and you can stop it you can skip a month it's really easy and you can enjoy discounted pricing controlled shipping and 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know it's your birthday have you ever wanted a little sweetie pie to freaking be sweet to you and make you giggle have you ever wanted the hottest piece in the full la area meet my fiance [Music] sarah peterson lover to miles and friends to all and you guys got a dog i love the idea like i love you to miles sounds like i love you like for a distance but a lover to miles that's right i thought when you were saying love to miles and friends [Music] i thought that's what you're gonna say oh yeah we uh we have a very complex i like the way you picked the way you pitched that as well it made it seem like do any of you want my fiance yeah we are you ever wanted a sarah absolutely it sounds like there's another directive directive so now we are all going to uh figure out a new way to uh to to suck donuts into our bottles oh my god i'm just assuming hot holes hot holes oh god whoa welcome back to hot hot featuring the doctor running with that miles what's the show you have i'm what's this what was the premise you're you're you're hosting the show about new teen gen z trends okay cool yeah and your name is um mackenzie welcome back to mckenzie's corner um today we're gonna be looking at bryce hall's fin stuff to figure out how he cheated on addison and go off queen thank you and to figure out what the newest dance is that jimmy fallon's going to do ned you are now you come to the room you're uh her boyfriend colton mackenzie what's up called hey mackenzie when are you gonna be done mackenzie we're gonna go to the skate park okay just look at the people skating totally i'm like i really wanna go with you like who else is gonna go like is it a bunch of [ __ ] crew or well uh no because of global warming hey mckenz can started to jump in here but we are still on air oh my god sorry shut the [ __ ] up dad daddy we're on air okay that's my bad but you're also you're also a stage dad so you want her to you know get really famous on the tick tock okay i can do this colton [ __ ] beat the [ __ ] out of my dad if he talks to her mommy [ __ ] says some [ __ ] but i do have to make a smoothie and but now it enters your best friend slash kind of frenemy rival uh turkey turkey hey what's up jerky looks so good today oh thank you yeah i'm trying really hard you also look pretty good i guess what clothes are you wearing as jen's ears i'm wearing a just finity scarf [Music] just the new hot dress from forever 13. um i'm 13. wow you know would be pretty litty maybe if we do a little uh collaborate while we're all here okay dad except we find out by colton's admission that colton might have been hooking up with who not not the dad oh what the friend i'm just saying it's 20 21. we can have different types of relationships we never said we were exclusive that's true we never said we were exclusive i feel like you are not being very inclusive of my choices i feel like you've turkey at lake weekends and i didn't even know that leak weakened was happening i did your turkey at lake weekend and that's not all i've never been a [ __ ] dad bring me a juice don't want to interrupt but if we could put in a call to action to subscribe in the middle of this fight turkey can you take this call the subscribe yeah well take your and click that little subscribe button wow that is uh someone should really take that clip and say this is what millennials think of gen z culture no that's not what we think that's what we know i've met some children [Laughter] well that sound means is it the end of the podcast i don't know i'm not timing it you should be timing it right zach everything's still recording how do how do i know if it's recording oh no the normal kind of stuff yeah is the butt is the light red is there's some red okay is the biggest is the big red is the red button [Music] all right 40 minutes so bros we got this so it's got a mischief man time flies when you're having fun you shove another hole oh you want to go back to the hot holes bit well sure we have one only two holes left which means it's got to be eugene and whoever else gigi wants to have a cold hole oh wait you know that means i think i'm gonna have this cold hole with keith nice because he's been i've had many donuts at this point now as loki got a mischief the question i asked now is applied to everyone mm-hmm okay you ready so let's have our holes my shirt back up no you can't not yet you look too good ned don't be shy man i'm sweating oh keith is already onto the hole let's dry yeah i'm dry now the microwave dried my earlier made him amazing but now yeah all right so here's my directive i want everyone to go around and you got to think of something that you really hate that bone to pick miles classic thing the beef you have to pick think of that boner pig tell us what that is and then you admit something nice about it oh that's a good you say something you actually like about it okay okay we heard uh our podcast kremlin giggle so zack we're gonna lead with you we know you have many bones that you like to pick i have so many bones to pick give give me your bones and i'll tell you which boner i want to pick so then you have to say something nice well i giggled because i was thinking about religion i don't think we should go there um uh no go there zach say something nice what bone have i not given though i feel like i've talked about so many of my bones i want i want you to say something nice oh so i don't give a bone it's just you have the bone i have bones to pick we already know the bone you have so let's hear something nice uh gives people a sense of community it does it does that's true i think religion is good for that you know a lot of old people there a lot with not a lot of ways to hang out with others i would say especially for uh uh immigrants in america it's really crucial too it's true that it's like oftentimes the backbone of uh of your communities people forget that so for that reason religion you're all right that's how i met other koreans in a very non-korean place there was a korean church so hey look at that yeah look at that that's good yeah okay ned let's hear about that bone that you have and then give us what's the opposite of bone uh and then walk [Laughter] you know so uh my wife doesn't eat red meat and i i struggle with cooking good vegetarian food and i think often that leads me to you know just generally be dismissive of that as a as a type of diet because i i don't i'm not good at it i don't understand it but the truth is i think that people that make great vegetarian food are better chefs than people that are using you know meats and things it's almost like meats there's like you kind of have a crutch of like bacon grease or animal fats and it's like it's probably harder to make something that is still delicious which vegetarian vegan food can be incredibly delicious plus it's better for the environment everybody knows that but you know steak just tastes so good walk that down so like walk in the dog ned started the podcast as a salad hater and now he is a salad champion try baby steps towards plant-based diet guacamoles first step miles yeah what's the bone and what's the dog you're walking all right well uh i [ __ ] ate billionaires and well this one's hard what's the book i was trying to think of the good thing and i think the good thing is you gotta have a super villain to overthrow hey hey that one doesn't count stories are yeah okay yeah that's true uh i guess it's good i guess it's good it's good amazon ships really fast oh yeah i guess so unfortunately amazon does [ __ ] pretty quick loves trickle yeah billionaires that's a hard one that's a tough one to pick a good one out you know what actually you know what here's another one i hate people who don't like popular stuff because it's popular that's something i hate but the boner the dog the dog the dog walk the dog it's good to be critical about media because then you can sort of like you know maybe we deserve better yeah no i agree with you those people can be cool i'm having a hard time thinking of what i got a bone with right now you have bone you had had the most bones in the body yeah no i'm feeling kind of neutral okay here we go you have bone you're sleepy you sleep again come sit on my lap all right uh uh you still have a bun with taco bell i mean always i mean i don't care about it i probably have a bone with like all the fat food industry because like i'm right here and for like other things like not because of food deserts and what they do to people such as you just because you want their money right yeah why not me because like they're like i don't know if you've oh i got one right now you open up tick tock and they got all these like young tick tock girls advertising chalupas ain't no [ __ ] ain't nobody believing that i believe in this girl's favorite damn snack as a challooper not a chocolate not a chance keep this i should be the chalupa where's the dog walk the dog well i'm happy that people all over america they don't have to live in big cities to create media and have that be a source of income for them because it used to be that you had to like move to new york or l.a which is really expensive now you can do it from [ __ ] idaho wait your silver lining about taco bell is the diversification of the media industry my anger is that they're sponsoring people who i don't think are the best champions of their product but i'm happy that those people can make money in places that in ways that they were not able to simply 10 years ago advertisements oh i won't get that out it was a burn sorry it was the god of mischief allows for burns it jumped it jumped to a new sound effect called i'm a snake um so i want to hear that burn zach keith advertisements are supposed to be aspirational that's why they get the people the the tick tackles right so you're thinking like because i i maybe it's because i speak too much truth i think it's because i speak too much truth on eat the menu i'm like guys i think it's just because you don't have 90 million followers that could be part of this yeah yeah that wasn't really a burn that was a smart observation so i'm going back to my chime ned you can put your shirt back on oh it's been too much sexiness but now it's kind of off off kilter so guys take off the shoe miles there we go feel good i need new shoes these shoes are too long how long have you had those shoes it's been like a while and they're really pretty broken you complained about those shoes breaking i would say on episode 22 yeah because you made fun of my old shoes yeah so i got new ones oh you did get new ones yeah these are new from them but are still breaking but they're now old because i only have one pair of shoes and i know you're supposed to like have sort of a several shoe situation and then you swap in between them so they don't get zach can you tell us about uh your shoe stitch to shine some light for miles just like like shoes in general or what i'm wearing right now he's wearing birkenstocks right now [ __ ] i want to hear your shoe thoughts yeah shoe thoughts hell yeah i'll give you some shoe thoughts guys guys ergonomics begin with the feet okay if you got bad back if you got bad posture you may think it's just in in the back no it's not just in the butt no it goes all the way to the bottom is this an ad reader sounds like an ad get tushy bidet for your feet squirt some water on those toes no uh it's super important if you have [ __ ] flat heel [ __ ] like just just put some insoles in your shoes you can make any shoes cute uh but i love birkenstocks right now also i was late to this podcast so i just slipped a mountain i have wide feet and i find that i didn't know that i had wide feet until sort of recently and it's tough to get shoes when you have wide feet yeah 13 d you got 13 e 4 14 right 14 d d i think yeah i think wide footed people are like a invisible group that is very particular because they they have a very like we exist my little sister has has wide feet and so it's she can't fit into any of like especially her women's shoes she's given any of the cute shoes she wants she's like do you have this in a wide and it's almost like embarrassing for her which i'm like that shouldn't be a thing it's your feet it's like that's similar to like i don't like walking around with like when you buy toilet paper from the store because you're walking around people are like that guy takes big dumps oh right because you can only buy toilet paper in like a hundred rolls it says that's the beauty of like costco type places yeah you look like you're all stocking up for everything but i did always have all the animals slight embarrassment also because if i'm buying toy paper i want to get like all as much as possible so i'll get that and paper towels yeah you get get in the tissues you get all your paper products there's a little fort of paper towels on the checkout thingy so that the toilet paper is just hidden yeah yeah yeah yeah you guys do this is what i do at the i love the cashier conveyor belt yeah when i put my groceries on i organized them like really specifically yeah like jigsaw them do you guys do that well yeah like tetris yeah you touch it very satisfying and whenever i see someone not tetrising it i i i slightly judge them internally the dumpers they just dump it on so yeah you both either you both tetris it and you try to keep like things together so when the person is bagging it you get a whole bag of stuff going straight in the fridge i like to separate my heavies my heavies because you want the heavies in different bags so if you put all your heavies in one bag that's going to rip right through baby that's true it depends on what kind of heavy it is olive oil i'm a fan of self-checkout because i like doing a little boop it's very satisfying ned likes putting people out of work and i didn't say that i said i didn't say so that sound means uh i have one more fun game now you know this is a podcast although we often treat it like it's a video because we're on camera it is but i want to give it again i want to give a treat to the the listeners who are going through you know the apple pods and the spotifys or whatever you find your podcast um this is a game i used to play as a kid because i was stupid and um it's called oh whoops the camera was on them for a long time my bad okay it's called um has this sound question mark so you have to come up with a sound that you just believe in your heart has never been made before in the history of humanity okay guys for this one i found a button that goes to black so i'm i'm we're we're going oh you're gonna you're gonna turn off the camera you know i remixed this you know he could do the live thing no no no no miles he could do it he [ __ ] kidding me because i've been crushing it i've been well i use that as a matrix but i can remix don't you dare i wouldn't dare i wouldn't dare for this i'm going you're gonna you're gonna try to go dark all right so i'm gonna name you i'm gonna say your name and then you're gonna give the sound and then i'm gonna go around and then at the end i'm gonna do a nice final little ranking for has this sound been done question mark has this sound question mark so it's a sound that has never existed it's just try to make a sound that you just think no one has ever okay all right so uh uh zach do you like that one miles pogues gremlin cut us to black all right so first i would like to hear the newest trick give us your sound i mean excellent excellent excellent no no notes i've cut to black so feel free to make any face you want okay really go for it um ned you're up [Music] guys pretty good pretty good um zach i would like to hear your submission that was the podcast mike uh if i made that creepy that creepy sound was excellent excellent commitment to a physical bit no one can see great now keith give us your sound that's good [Music] okay so let's bring back the cameras they've been on oh okay so you didn't actually cut i did cut to black but then i saw like miles winding up so i i would go between black i wanted to see your faces oh okay okay i love the r2d2 that's good okay so now um welcome to ranking the show where i rang things i'm your ranking eugene uh it's called what has this sound i'm gonna write the sounds from worst to best uh in terms of have they existed in in this plane of existence um i'm gonna have to give last place i'm sorry we've all heard this sound zach yeah thank you king and honor to be nominated truly love it thank you so much it was a quick wet uh jiggle jiggle whoosh smooshy smoosh and uh it can apply to many things all right third place oh this is a tuffy this is a tubby this is a duffy this is stuffy i'm gonna say third place goes to ned whoa ned i really i really enjoyed the commitment to the act but it did sound like a guttural utterance two different ones that you've made before thank you yeah thank you it's always nice to meet a fan but that may be that might be uh the fault of not the sound but just like you are so known for gun rule oh yeah great sounds make great sounds thank you so that's not you it's not your bad yeah now between miles and key very different sounds very different sounds honored to be nominated yeah miles you sounded like two different animals in like a rainforest scape but i couldn't quite place which ones well that's part of the charm yeah so was it the same animal was it two different animals keith you kind of sounded like um if donald duck was dying like his last dying breath yeah [Music] um just because i i immediately associated it with uh double d donald duck and just because our our boy got to be mr try guy today i'm gonna give it to rain four sounds i'm gonna give to miles i'm gonna give first place to miles thank you so much everybody it's really an honor to be nominated no you won honored um cocky speech all right you [ __ ] yeah i can make a sound no one's ever [ __ ] made before because i'm you're talented and i [ __ ] always knew i was gonna win and i'm royalty okay all right so of course this means that we have uh this means we've we've come to the end ned uh i i say for the end of episode after keith's special song don't say what you usually say until next time stay beautiful i want to hear the winning sound that has never been and that's the last thing the tripod listeners will hear before they just in disgust turn this off and say that was terrible all right so it seems like we have a first this has been many firsts but uh i'm gonna say it's not advice it'll go for miles today with our least experienced person here it's our um second least experienced person here's um yakity yak that'll get back that'll get your zach it's a yucky yeah go for sex we're back tune into your second step ready yo yeah second second second is advice time [ __ ] you miley what the [ __ ] up corn diddy nation how y'all feeling have you ever wanted to be moist and wet yeah queen you're nailing it this is what he does this is very mild do you want to give a little smoocher too the batman [Music] shielding the flavor not the curveball second statement i like it now bring it home titular make it something very mundane [Music] play with dolls get your sexy little ass a plant thermometer what what this is a good advice a moist ometer oh my god we have several plants in our home they [ __ ] die because that's what plants do bro either they're ugh i'm so thirsty daddy feed me or they're like ugh i'm too over wet daddy too much we all know the feeling [ __ ] you're just guessing plants don't talk they're stupid like that you get yourself a little moist dominar here's what it is a little thing on a stick you stick it into the dirt and the little meter goes and it [ __ ] tells you guys how how moisture is the soil yeah how how moisture is the soil so this shit's a game changer guys we put it in and like now instead of like guessing like i've killed so many plants both ways like i have a plant that grew mold because we were just over watering it i didn't know what it needed to stick it it has made it so easy and now my little green buddies are thriving why is it kiss batman what was that about uh poison ivy oh my god i get it yeah that's huge i don't even know what that is which means that's good advice yeah we have one it's advice that'll go for zachary i don't know how it works like i don't understand how it works ariel has one for her worms i'm so sorry in here's what you do you take your worm you stab the thermometer right in see how moist it is that's cool how it works yeah it's super dope oh i bet like poison ivy walks around with her little plant thermometers with like their little kids and it's like oh you know venus are you okay she's gonna check your temperature i love poison ivy she's cool she's to be in uh the next harley quinn movie i think oh really dreamcast go to play poison ivy yeah oh god can you top um michelle rodriguez yeah just off the top poison ivy who'd make a cool poison meryl streep zendaya i think the obvious ones if you have to go with say uh famous red hair oh red hair well because poison ivy has red hair gonna be cool well i'm actually now i'm thinking like okay how do we mix it up and because um has done it so iconically i want to see lupita nyong'o as poison ivy i think that'd be cool i think she has that like like gravitas to be sexy but serious and intense i think she could kill it well eugene was this everything you dreamed of and maybe a little moan or what's her name you know what's her name she's like she's an it she's an it uh she's [ __ ] oh my god yeah she's like 12 though no or the adult adult although i do like the girl who has right here she's really not amy adam uh is not bryce dallas fisher [Music] that's like i feel like we're just going obvious by all the redheads you know we're just going through redhead cats but like you know i like i like poison ivy so iconic uma wasn't a redhead no but i mean she looked good who's got a spicy personality aubrey pazza that'd be very funny i love abbreviations well this was a wonderful wonderful podcast guys it has been a nice uh being god for a day um i will hopefully see y'all again sometime later this year we're still let me know if you agree with my dream casting yeah uh also uh hopefully if this is a fun segment maybe the other guys can be their own low-key for a future tripod loki loki but until next time we are going to get hit by a very special tripod theme song from keith and then of course ned will present his did did that sound exist yet and that's the last thing you will hear on this podcast keith hit us with the tripod theme song we're gonna miss you and you're gone when you're gone you are the light of our lives and we always surprised by your beauty and your [Applause] [Laughter] keep going keep going and you boom i'm poison ivy because she kissed people's lips to kill them basically the same kiss me eugene is the tripod give us a good one oh there we go

Channel: TryPods

Views: 240,164

Keywords: tryguys, keith, ned, zach, eugene, habersberger, fulmer, kornfeld, yang, buzzfeedvideo, buzzfeed, ariel, ned & ariel, comedy, education, funny, try, learn, fail, experiment, test, tryceratops, podcast, advice, miles, miles nation, secrets, show, talkshow, behind the scenes, youtubers, ramble, audio, video podcast, clip, segment, silly, becky, maggie, you can sit with us, try wives, girls, female, women, control, takeover, chaos, hot holes, donuts

Id: OSniG8S8k6o

Length: 64min 36sec (3876 seconds)

Published: Thu Apr 22 2021

Reddit Comments

[u/jenchiddy]

This was genuinely one of the best episodes!!! I’m gonna miss Eugene a lot but I’m excited to see what he’s going to do

[u/startedthinkinboutit]

I don’t think I’ve ever laughed out loud so much to a podcast

[u/missbunnyfantastico]

Does anyone have any details about the project Eugene is working on?

[u/Prize_Celery]

I loved the chaotic energy of Zack on the board. Also, I hope we get more Miles amd maybe a guest? I will miss Eugene but I get that feeling when projects are piling up.

[u/jacqlily]

Wonder how long Eugene will be out, like 6 weeks he was gone for Korea didn’t feel as empty (probably also because they made it a point to shoot a bunch before he left)

[u/datesaremyfave]

I think once Keith mentioned that miles had him record a ad from his cell and just text it to him so it’s not that same studio level quality.

If you watch on YouTube then you also get double ads so it’s pretty annoying. LPT watch when someone posts it here because then it’s just their ads and not also YouTube ads

[u/Jen_L]

I listened to the pod, but I'm 100% gonna watch the taped version. This was hysterical!

[u/zeemonster424]

This was the best episode for a laugh, for me! I rarely watch the video feed but it’s a must on this one. Eugene seemed to have so much energy, almost seemed relieved. Hope he gets down what he needs to do and comes back refreshed.

[u/drillinstructor]

This was such a fun episode. I laughed out loud several times.