Trump Wants to Terminate the Constitution, Kanye’s Swastika Tweet & Herschel’s Idea to Arm the IRS

thank you thanks for coming and thank you for watching at home and uh I'm glad you're a good mood I hope you had a productive weekend we uh we put the tree up uh yesterday we untangled the lights we uh and then I stood there and watched my wife decorate the tree [Laughter] [Applause] you put your tree up yet caramel yes yesterday you did you have a real tree fake tree or cilantro a fake one you got a fake one yes I had a feeling you would have a fake one I don't know why I was thinking about it this afternoon I said I bet he's got a fake one laughs what's so funny yeah okay maybe it wasn't cilantro I don't know we uh oh we have a lot to get we have so much to get through starting as is often the case with Donald Trump who you have to hand it to him just we think we've heard all at all what do you think we've heard everything possible we find out he failed to disclose a 19.8 million dollar loan from a foreign company connected to you want to guess what country North Korea North North Korea which may explain why he spent most of his presidency giving Kim Jong a reach a rune and he never disclosed alone while he was running for president which you're supposed to but apparently the obligation to disclose this is based on the honor System and you know he doesn't have any so and of course it's especially interesting because Trump attacked Joe Biden claiming Joe Biden has some kind of conflicts related to business dealing with China which is there anything Trump has ever accused someone else of that hasn't turned out to be something he did himself and said I would not be surprised if we find out he was born in Kenya one of these days but that wasn't even the big story uh as far as Trump goes this weekend the big story was he wants to terminate the Constitution he wrote so with the Revelation that he made up of massive and widespread fraud and deception working closely with big tech companies DNC Democrats did you throw the presidential election results at 2020 out and declare the rifle winner or do you have a new election a massive fraud of this type of magnitude allows for the termination of all rules regulations and articles even those found in the Constitution our great Founders did not want and would not condone false and fraudulent elections right you know what else they wouldn't condone you they would not you know not everyone is a stable enough genius to write down their intention to overthrow democracy in a social media post but he thinks the Constitution is something that could be terminated like it's meatloaf on an episode of Celebrity Apprentice it doesn't go like that White House spokesman Andrew Bates responded this week and he said Trump's remarks are an anathema to the soul of our nation which would have been a sick burn of trump had any idea what anathema means but is that the thing where you shoot water up your butt but Trump by the way when he put his tiny little hand on the Bible he took an oath to defend the Constitution this is a photo of the copy Trump used in 2016 said I do solemnly swear that I will Faithfully execute the vice president oh wait wow maybe he had a different idea I don't know Trump wants to throw out the Constitution and replace it with this we the people of the United States in order to form a more perfect call Totally perfect goal establish justice for me I am so unfairly treated ensure domestic tranquility who the hell thought Melania how to speak English anyway provide for the common defense I put billions into the military they were so weak promote the general welfare let's get that one I don't like welfare or generals and to build the wall lacquer up bigly and establish this fantastic destitution of the United States of make America great again again again your favorite President Donald J Trump I feel like at this point he might be competing against Kanye in a who's crazier contest you know oh what's what's this I'm getting worried that Kanye is rewriting the Constitution too people of the United States and I mean all the people of the United States you know what I'm saying except the Jewish people try to mute me in order to form a more perfect union and not the type of Union that ends with you paying Kim 200k a month in child support after you just lost 2 billion in Adidas money you know what I'm saying I mean the Nazis invented candy corn you can't argue with that PSP Davidson yay unnecessary that is you know the Adolph has had his uh his Twitter account suspended after he posted a swastika inside a Jewish star of David but he's still on Instagram where he posted am I the only one who thinks Elon could be half Chinese have you ever seen his picks as a child take a Chinese genius and mate them with a South African supermodel and we have an Elon I say an Elon because they probably made 10 to 30 elons and he's the first genetic hybrid that stuck all right well at least it's a step in a different direction tomorrow is runoff day in Georgia Raphael Warnock versus Herschel Walker there's a lot at stake and whoever wins the Georgia runoff goes on to face Ohio State in the Peach Bowl but over the past couple of weeks a parade of Republican Senators have humiliated themselves making in-person appearances to support Herschel Walker but none of all those who appeared proved goofier than Louisiana Louisiana Senator John Kennedy who closed the show with this powerful message he's woke high IQ stupid people they're easy to recognize they hate George Washington they hate Thomas Jefferson they hate Dr Zeus and they hate Mr Potato Head but wait there's more these woke up hi hi stupid people they walk around they walk around with Ziploc bags of kale thank you to eat to give them energy all right that's exactly what's going on I have some bad news for Senator Kennedy that green stuff we're carrying around in Ziploc bags that is not kale that's something else I'm tired cilantro right meanwhile rehearsal Walker himself is also zeroed in on the issues that matter most they're putting mean and winning Sports he voted to put men and women sports as I quit versus walking compete against your door and I guarantee you don't know that you do not want that but being this is what you need to do instead of him having eight or seven thousand RS Asia why don't you get one of those Asians to protect our kids in those School houses that's what you need to do get them 87 000 RSA to get out of that Schoolhouse protect our family what a fabulous idea arm the IRS and send them to kindergarten more than 2 million Georgians have already voted by mail in the runoff largely uh from Democrat leaning counties majority of Republicans have wisely decided to wait in line not just to vote for Herschel Walker but while they're at it lots of them are planning to see his new movie too [Music] at one time the science said man came from AIDS if that is true why are they still AIDS think about it pronoun what the heck is a pronoun my pronoun sick and tired of y'all talking about food now but I'm gonna tell you something that I found out a werewolf can kill a vampire did you know that all right that's like I mean that's worth the wait for sure 13 years and there it is I have to believe herschel's at home going when did I do that I have some exciting college football news to share on December 17th at Sofie Stadium here in Los Angeles the Washington State Cougars will face the Fresno State Bulldogs in the second annual Jimmy Kimmel La Bowl logo and is named after me and and there is a lot of excitement especially up in Washington as for the cougs well Nick um I looked it up earlier and they got the Jimmy Kimmel La Bowl's second annual contest against President she's ridiculous so we talked about it earlier chemical for viewers who weren't awake with us I said Nick what game did you guys get he's like I'm not sure I looked it up and I thought it was actually a joke I said I know it is he's laughing at him like it's a joke Jimmy Kimmel we better watch out I don't mean for the cougs but I didn't know that was a bowl I know Jimmy Kimmel's gonna clip this sorry Jimmy I didn't know you had a game Jimmy no please do clip it and I'm also I think it's awesome you get to you get to buy a game but Christmas the cougs in the Jimmy Kimmel don't get a lot of coverage on the camel show there you go [Laughter] now listen here pink tie weather guy twisting around like constipation come to life first of all I didn't buy anything they named the bowl for me for free I paid nothing for this it was an honor only one living human being has ever had a bowl game named after him and that human being is me and secondly and secondly the idea that this is somehow cheapened the tradition of college football presenting sponsors we violated the sanctity of the Duke's Mayo bowl and uh the the relia quest bowl and the Orlando Cheez-It Bowl please and by the way there have been a number of outlets referring to this game as the LA bowl and leaving my name out of it I will be suing those people I have a stack of subpoenas going out to tomorrow morning at six a.m if you would like to join us at the game tickets for the 2022 Jimmy Kimmel El label presented by stifle on Saturday December 17th can be had at La Bowl game.com wait a minute they left my name off the website I will be suing them too I'm suing my own bowl game you believe that energy you know there are only three weeks left um until Christmas less even this is Santa's busy season and so to help the old guy out garum and I got in our jolliest of Elf outfits and sat down with kids to find out who has been naughty and who has been nice [Music] hello there oh thank you very much oh why don't you have a seat right there this is great marrow how old are you Mero five five years old I see you have a Christmas dress on and a Christmas bow in your hair maybe you would want to be an elf up at the North Pole yeah would you like that we're actually offering 18 an hour plus benefits right now if you're interested we'll give you some of the paperwork when you leave okay okay great let me read your note to Santa okay Dear Santa I want a horse riding suit that will fit me and a red live Pony do you watch over us all the time also I want beads to put in my hair love Merrill okay well there's a few things we have to address here a red live Pony how red does this Pony have to be no a real life poem Oh a real life Pony uh where would the pony live in your house what would you name the Pony glitter glitter glitter glitter the pony it's a pretty good name for a pony have you been good this year kind of good kind of good okay what are some of the bad things that you've done I forgot my manners you forgot your manners when did it happen tell me I forgot to say thank you when my dad was opening Play-Doh things for me and my friend to play with okay now Santa had a couple things he wanted to ask about he said you're very sweet to your cat Clover is that true you sleep with her yeah she never leaves my room from in the daytime is that where the pony would be cooped up as well in your room no ponies make very big poops do you know that no how would you deal with that the Pony pooping in your room um we have poop bags all right now Santa also said you sometimes pinch your sister because she hurts me a lot what's her name Stevie Stevie all right should we tell Santa that she's been hurting you yeah anything else she does that we should tell Santa about one more thing she bites me she bites sometimes she pinches she bites she bites does she have rabies no do you know where rabies is no so we don't know for sure that she doesn't have rabies but she does have as well okay you want to play a quick game it's called ho ho ho wants an awesome present [Music] [Applause] [Music] marrow Christmas celebrates the birthday of which religious leader a Jesus B Moses see Buddha or D Oprah is absolutely correct very good marrow what are you supposed to do if you and someone else are under the mistletoe a kiss B twerk C Cry d push-ups D push-ups D push-ups is absolutely correct marrow what does Santa have on his face a a cancerous mole be a mustache C McRib sauce or d a teardrop tattoo he got in prison [Applause] to go into my bag and give you a few presents number one Microsoft Excel 2010 number two oh Steven seagalin the Patriot on UHS and finally unflavored gelatin thanks a lot for stopping by Merry Christmas Mero [Applause] [Music] [Applause]

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Length: 15min 55sec (955 seconds)

Published: Tue Dec 06 2022