Trump is a Hero and His Vaccine is Saving the World!

welcome thank you top of the almost morning to you happy happy st patrick's day this is interesting there's a bit of history i i didn't know i googled st patrick today and the first line that came back was st patrick wasn't actually irish that's fake news too who the hell knew that st patrick is believed to have been born in scotland to roman parents which would mean he was italian when he was 16 years old st patrick was kidnapped and taken to ireland as a slave and now here we are today going kiss me logical some story no reason to celebrate and the shamrock you know why the shamrock is the national symbol of ireland yeah we'll go ahead and explain oh i i don't know jesus you don't know okay because according to legend anyway st patrick the italian guy he said i and i needed some parsley for my linguine evangel no he found a three-leaf clover and he picked it and he used it to explain the concept of the holy trinity the father son and the holy spirit being one and three at the same time but it's a good thing a three-legged dog didn't walk by her ireland would have a pretty weird national symbol right now here in the united states celebrations were scaled back this year because there's some kind of virus going around but there's one tradition i refuse to surrender to covet or to anything every year on st patrick's day going back 15 years now we show what i still believe is the greatest local news story in the history of television so let's take a trip now to the year 2006 to the town of mobile alabama where crowds gathered to lay eyes on a real life leprechaun curiosity leads to large crowds in mobile's crichton community many of you bringing binoculars camcorders even camera phones to take pictures to me it looked like a level kind to me i got to look up in the tree who else in the level car say yeah yes have it unfortunately the news cameras did not capture the leprechaun or say yeah but luckily there was a very talented artist on hand to help eyewitnesses say the leprechaun only comes out at night if you shine a light in its direction it suddenly disappears this amateur sketch resembles what many of you say the leprechaun looks like that's him officer that's the guy who stole my pot of gold not everyone in crichton believed the leprechaun hype this woman had a much more practical hypothesis for what might be in that tree others find it hard to believe and have come up with their own theories and explanations for the image could be a crackhead that got hold to the wrong stuff and it told me to get up in a tree and play a leprechaun alex in the crackhead who got the wrong stuff one of that wasn't that one of the dr seuss books that got yeah right anyway happy st patrick's day i'm gonna tell my kids that that that this incident is how the holiday started our irish-american president went to mass this morning at st patrick's church in wilmington he also sat down with george stephanopoulos joe biden said among other things that vladimir putin will pay a price for russia's interference in our last two elections it's interesting when joe biden says someone will pay a price he means he'll impose sanctions or freeze bank accounts when putin says someone will pay a price they're eating a plutonium and cheese mcmuffin but the director of national intelligence issued a major report yesterday it says russia actively worked a medal in our election again according to the report russia's mission in 2020 was denigrating president biden's candidacy and the democratic party supporting donald trump undermining public confidence in the electoral process and exacerbating socio-political divisions in the united states well not according to rudy giuliani they didn't i mean and who they think we're going to believe these national intelligence clowns are america's mayor a man who loves this country so much he dyes his hair with chocolate syrup and shouts about elec election fraud from the alley behind a butt plug store who do you think i was thinking about that today i still can't believe it happened the report also confirms that some of trump's closest allies were duped into sharing russian disinformation i'm guessing one of those dupes is mike lindell the my pillow guy who's currently on the run the pillow man says he's been away from his home for months moving between undisclosed locations for fear of unnamed enemies are you saying that you're living in an undisclosed location because of uh i ca i absolutely move around to undisclosed locations i'm not gonna i've cancelled events i did a zoom call the other day i was gonna be there in person but it's just too risky i'm not you know i'm not going uh i'm not gonna put other people in jeopardy and and uh or myself mike believes that a sophisticated cabal of deep state operatives rigged an election but they can't find the super 8 motel he's broadcasting live on twitch from how hard could it be to fight mike mike lindell if you see a guy in the street and you think uh that guy looks like a canadian serial killer it's probably him the reason liddell is on the run is because he knows too much you may remember he repeatedly promised to release shocking information that would prove donald trump won the election that he didn't win on december 21st lindell said we have all the evidence biggest election fraud in world history january 19th in an email to nbc he said china and others use the machines to corrupt our election here is one page of proof and then there was nothing attached to the email so he sent another email with an empty attachment and then a third email with a bunch of screenshots of illegible text on february 2nd on newsmax he said we have 100 proof february 4th he said it's all coming out tomorrow february 10th an interview with steve bannon he said i'm 100 we have all the proof it's just coming out now i have 100 proof february 22nd he tells business insider he's got a massive team of lawyers and all the evidence needed to prove his case march 5th he said he's going to make a couple more documentaries to show all the new evidence and when you see this 100 you're all in and here we are on march 17th maybe he was the crackhead in the tree you know it would it would actually make more sense our crazy ex-president is back at it last night donnie dialed up the welcome mat known as maria barona romo for a 21-minute long chat that covered a variety of subjects including whether or not the maga gang should get the vaccine would you recommend to our audience that they get the vaccine then i would i would recommend it and i would recommend it to a lot of people that don't want to get it and a lot of those people voted for me frankly but you know i again we have our freedoms and we have to live by that and i agree with that also well it's that kind of decisiveness that made him the greatest president since abraham lincoln i can't believe i voted for that guy twice trump also took time to celebrate the imaginary wall he now claims is almost finished well my policies were working better than they've ever seen on the southern border the wall is almost complete we just had to fix little sections they could have it finished in a month and it would be just magnificent it already is magnificent and they should finish it but they're destroying our country they're coming in now from yemen they're coming in from the middle east they're coming in from everywhere they're dropping them off and they're they're pouring into our country it's a disgrace they're going to destroy our country if they don't do something about it right they're coming in through the little holes we could have finished in a month from yemen do you think he knows we don't share a border with yemen his majesty also weighed in on the very important subject of meghan markle i'm not a fan of hers i think that what she talks about the royal family and the queen i happen to think i know the queen as you know i've met with the queen and i think the queen is a tremendous person and i'm not a fan of megan right meghan markle megyn kelly megan mccain the guy has a problem with megan's across the board he's making america great again trump also believes that he is not getting the credit he deserves for the vaccine it's driving him nuts that joe biden is actually getting the vaccine into people's bodies trump wants everyone to know that the hero of this story is him we got a vaccine done in nine months and fortunately that's not only gonna save our country it's gonna save the world and it's really saving our country and it's saving frankly the world and then when you add the fact that i was the one and this administration was the one that came up with a vaccine which is going to save the world okay weren't you the one telling everyone to drink bleach that was him right a recent poll showed that almost half of trump's supporters are either hesitant or refused to get the vaccine so health experts including dr fauci have been hopeful that trump would give it an endorsement and finally he did that today in his own special way last year my administration launched a very powerful operation warp speed it was an operation like nobody's ever seen before and we developed a vaccine a beautiful you know what almost you could say miracle i'm gonna say miracle vaccine and we did it joe biden didn't do it gracie nancy didn't do it trump did it okay trump did it and now they want to take the credit and we can't let that happen so we all need to go and get that trump shot i call it the trump shot many people are calling it that the trump shot that's what they say and we need to get it right away and stay well so we can fight for america and fight for all that you know what to take things back we need to take things back they very much need to be taken back because they're very bad right now and maybe worse maybe they're worse than bad we've never seen things this bad frankly even though we have the beautiful trump vaccine which is just incredible so don't let sleepy joke give the shot i gave you to illegal immigrants bad hombres in caravans crossing avoiders with windmills from antiva so go on down and get that beautiful vaccine it's so safe it's the most safe they say it's the safest vaccine since abraham lincoln if you can imagine that so go down get that max break in if you have to i can't say that but but you know what break in and let them know trump sent you all right well you heard him [Music] spread it around on facebook you know we've been um combing through our corona archives as we mark one year in captivity we've been looking back at what was in the news this week a year ago and we've cleverly titled it this week in covet history [Music] this week in covid history it's the second half of march 2020 streets are quiet except for the sound of drive-by birthday parties the newest craze along with ovations for hospital workers two things we absolutely will never stop doing say move over lgbts there's a new identity in town homosexual a new term for empire state governor andrew cuomo america's favorite fella release the ventilators to new york this sexy fella won't take no for an answer down floored away spring break is springing if i get corona i get corona at the end of the day i'm not gonna want to stop me from partying speaking of dum dums here's congressman devin nunes it's a great time to just go out go to a local restaurant likely you can get in get in easily corona petite back to walla walla dc where president trump is holding a press conference what do you say to americans who are watching you right now who are scared i say that you're a terrible reporter that's what i say you tell him so when will things get back to normal i think easter sunday and you'll have packed churches all over our country i think it would be a beautiful time and it's just about the timeline that i think is right buy gum america has never been in safer or smaller hands this has been this week in covid history you know what he didn't say which easter sunday he just said easter sunday congratulations on making it to the end of a youtube video why not celebrate by clicking the subscribe button you earned it

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Length: 13min 10sec (790 seconds)

Published: Thu Mar 18 2021