America's “All-Time Favorite President” Donald Trump Has White Hair Now

i'm the host thanks for watching thanks for sharing a little piece of your life with us tonight oh we have so many important things to get to including people magazines sexiest man alive who's waiting in the wings his identity is top secret we all had to sign non-disclosure agreements to do this if anyone lets anything slip we all go to jail okay but first i want to update you on day 14 of the hashtag heard around the world squattergate the president rejects his whining in the west wing he has canceled his plans to travel to mar-a-lago for thanksgiving he seems to be showing no sign that he's ready to leave the white house in fact we hardly see him at all anymore he's not appeared in public since friday and has been seen rarely since election day and that might have something to do with his hair now maybe you saw this over the weekend briefly over the weekend people started to notice that his hair is suddenly now white it's completely white the carpet now matches the supremacy this is but this is what his hair looked like before the election now all of a sudden the color is gone and we have no explanation i'm not an expert on hair dye or how it works but does it just disappear do you have to reapply it every day like deodorant how how does this just happen all of a sudden usually your hair doesn't suddenly turn white unless you've seen a ghost or maybe you saw a vampire that's trump's borat attorney at law rudy giuliani is now fully in charge of uh the trump team legal effort to try to turn this election around multiple lawyers have dropped out multiple cases have been dropped the new york times reported today that rudy has asked the trump campaign to pay him twenty thousand dollars a day for his work well he's the gift that keeps on grifting isn't he that's a lot of money rudy giuliani denied asking for that much he said trump told him they'd work it out at the end that's a good strip that usually goes well that's whether it be a contractor a porn star or the irs donald trump always pays his debts i guess this explains why trump has been passing the maga hat around asking his fans to donate to his legal defense fund they are bombarding their supporters with emails like this one that says one thing has become clear these last few days i am the american people's all-time favorite president that's the one thing that's become clear you just lost the election of the two people running you came in second and what you took from that is that you're our all-time favorite president you have to admit he does think positive i mean tomorrow in georgia they will finish the recount that's going on there tomorrow's also the trump campaign's deadline to request a recount in wisconsin and that is not cheap a recount in wisconsin would cost the trump campaign 8 million dollars which is why he's asking his supporters for 16 million dollars and a little walking around money on the side listen the only way wisconsin's getting eight million dollars from donald trump is if it has sex with him 63 times the president's minions right now are working hard to poison the well senator lindsey graham may have even committed a crime the georgia secretary of state who happens to be a republican said lindsey graham who's a senator from south carolina has nothing to do with georgia called him and pressured him to throw out ballots from certain counties graham claims he was just calling to try to find out how things work and he called a number of other states saying the same thing one day we'll get the real story about lindsey graham because what we're seeing now makes no sense at all but in the meantime linz is busy spreading conspiracy theories that he knows are bogus and dangerous he's one of many republicans who still refused to acknowledge publicly that joe biden won the election behind the scenes though it's a different story and lindsey graham i better hope donald doesn't see this because on the senate floor today senator graham sauntered over and you see he gave a congratulatory fist bump and pat to kamala harris our vice president-elect he's wearing a mask he's fist-bumping kamala it's almost like lindsey graham is an unscrupulous opportunist who blows with whichever way the win goes but he wasn't the only one several other republican senators were seen congratulating her too but they're too frightened to do this publicly which i mean come on come january what do they think trump's gonna do hit golf balls at them he's not you're just gonna be a crazy old man yelling in florida last week republican senator chuck grassley disagreed with trump it said joe biden should be getting the classified intelligence briefings he is not getting today senator grassley tested positive for kova 19. so and maybe trump has some super spreader powers we don't know about meanwhile joe biden is moving forward he's reportedly told his advisors he doesn't want his presidency to be consumed by investigations into trump's corruption which is big of him but what about what i want i i at least want a mug shot out of this i want to see trump in a jumpsuit that matches his skin they um say biden is likely to stay out of those decisions and leave them to the next attorney general unfortunately for trump the next attorney general is uh john wick and he is a vindictive son of a on thursday night president barack obama is going to join us here on our show to talk about his new book a promised land i've been reading this book and one of the things that's interesting is obama reminds us that before we had a donald trump we had a sarah palin who burst on the scene as a running mate to john mccain obama credits sarah palin with ushering in this new era of stupidity and injustice for all so last night alaska's most notorious hockey mom stopped by hannity to praise donald trump and call obama a liar there's proof after proof after proof that that he is um a purveyor of untruths our country has to love truth we have to be seekers of truth we have to be willing to follow truth and there are so many untruths that barack obama is leading people towards still it's good to have her back isn't it it's so brazen it's remarkable real i i think what she meant to say was this our country has to love truth we have to be seekers of truth we have to be willing to follow truth and there are so many untruths that donald trump is leading people towards still that's better right great to see you again sarah now back into the igloo in other reality show news tonight on abc the bachelorette tasia moved one step closer to finding the man she will definitely not marry because of coven this whole season has been they took they put it at them all at a hotel in the desert and i think they're running out of stuff to do because for the group date tonight they did what they called the grown ass man challenge which was just as dumb as it sounds and also once the words grown-ass man were introduced the people on the show could not stop saying it yeah i think i'm you know in the sort of upper echelon in terms of being a grown ass man there's a grown-ass man not compete in a physical competition i feel confident that i'm a grown-ass man that's not the kind of grown-ass man that she needs to be with i have you know all the confidence in being a grown-ass man you know part of being a grown-ass man is you know being romantic you know grown as men have manners the grown-ass man is somebody who is kind i think it's up to her who is a grown-ass man being a grown-ass man in my mind grown-ass men don't do that thing to being a gentleman and a grown-ass man i'm looking for a grown-ass man okay i do not appreciate that as a man as a grown-ass man right now really it's like an aquarium of imbeciles that would be a good show right aquarium of imbeciles after the bachelor much of the focus tonight was on a bachelor name bennett who claims he went to harvard uh but when it came to the written test portion of the grown ass man challenge bennett's results put that pedigree into question at what time will you get to the date flip them over 9 17 9 17 9 17 9 17. bennett what do we got bud 907 the correct answer is 9 17. how many roses does tasha have left the correct answer was 15. bennett got it wrong spell limousine three two one oh bennett forgot the you wait he just got out of one i wonder if they edited that to make it look worse because i would love to invite bennett to take a quiz live on this show i think he deserves a makeup exam right guillermo right we'll see him yes and then by the way and if he fails we'll take his harvard diploma away all right good idea all right it's time for the main event are you ready to meet the sexiest man alive this all right this year it's the 35th anniversary of people's sexiest man alive issue it comes out on friday even the president weighed in on it today uh he wrote i won this election by a lot but well maybe he did we're gonna find out the gorgeous hunk of man marble who won is with us tonight he's in disguise and we're gonna let viewers at home try to guess who he is ladies and gentlemen uh here he is for the year 2020 people's sexiest man alive wow [Music] sexiest man we're over here [Applause] wow [Music] i haven't given a handshake in a while so you're also the safest man alive we so we've altered your voice go ahead and talk so we can hear what it sounds like what i sound like i hope i hope we've altered your voice or else we're all in a lot of trouble anyway um i can tell even through the hazmat suit you are smolderingly handsome but we are going to let some of our members of our home audience ask yes or no questions and then hopefully they'll guess who you are all right all right sexiest man okay all right hello let's put somebody up on the screen hi what's your name i am dewey oh i see it right there hi dewey dewey you have a yes or no question for the sexiest man alive i do yeah do you work in film yes yes would you care to take a guess no okay next question is from patrick in las vegas patrick go ahead ask a question of the sexiest man okay my question is are you an adventure in movies are you an avenger in movies not an avenger in movies you seem shocked patrick but that was only the second question all right next question is from cheyenne also in las vegas hi cheyenne hi hi um do you have no no are you married no no he's not married would you marry him sight unseen oh yeah i love the suit okay next marley hi marley hi um let's see do you have a celebrity uh sibling or parent no no good question though marley all right works in film not an avenger is not married uh does not have a celebrity sibling uh let's go to the next uh question tessie hi tessie hi okay have you ever been in a romantic relationship with taylor swift is that for me or for the sexiest man that's pretty specific but uh no no no [Laughter] next hi erin go ahead hi okay my question is do you have over 5 million instagram followers oh no shade no shade yes you want to take a guess aaron uh i would uh channing tatum are you channing tatum no not channy tatum all right we're gonna get a hint from guillermo guillermo one day i had a dream about him okay all right all right let's uh let's meet our next questioner herbie hi herbie these two play aquaman did you play aquaman no no no he did not play aquaman sorry herbie next lisa hi lisa hello hi i'm here with not aquaman okay that takes one off the list um are you known for being funny are you known for being funny no but that's not your number one thing yeah okay all right next ashley oh hey y'all um do you have any children as we would say in the south hmm no children for me you want to take a guess ashley um sure is it michael b jordan are you michael b jordan yeah i am [Music] [Applause] there you go wow well done he's sexy he's alive and we'll be right back with michael b jordan so stick around hi i'm jimmy kimmel and this is the internet i made it myself hit subscribe if you like it

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Length: 15min 44sec (944 seconds)

Published: Wed Nov 18 2020