Marjorie Taylor Greene Whines About Getting Heckled, DeSantis and Trump’s Bad Mojo & GOP Nuts Gather

joining us joining us at the show here in Hollywood we're still wet things are you know the rain finally let up today but it's coming back and it's cold it snowed again today there were snow flurries in Santa Monica which is so crazy for us and it rained a lot last night last night I was uh dragging the garbage cans out of the street you know it's like uh the rain is I felt like one of the soldiers in All Quiet on the Western Front I was really a heroic act uh it was harrowing so I said to my wife you know women's History Month starts tomorrow I think it would be a cool thing they'd be a great message for our daughter and for equality if you drag the garbage cans out oh and then she showed me one of her fingers and um women's History Month started as women's history week back in 1982 and then somebody thought you know hey women should probably get more time than sharks on the Discovery Channel so they made it a month it's an opportunity to look back at the history of women's rights especially this year when so many of women's rights are history and while we're all aware that February is the shortest month it was very hard this morning in fact it was damn near impossible for our newscasters around the country to believe it's March good morning too it is the beginning of March Jazz can you believe it uh no March can you believe it no March I know can you believe it Marge can you believe it March can you believe that Marge can you believe that March can you believe it March can you believe it March Manny can you believe that God bless can you believe it we're already in March already in March March already can you believe it's here already it is hard to believe hard to believe it's March hard to believe this is March it's hard to believe that it's March 1st March 1st March March 1st can you believe it no March 1st already can you believe it March 1st can you believe it March the first can you believe March 1st can you believe it March 1st wow can we just let that sink in for a second can you believe it all right well we're starting to make an impact it's Marion roads King may but it's hard to believe they're still doing this in Washington DC uh the annual Gathering of the magalos has begun today they started CPAC CPAC stands for clowns periodically assembling in convention centers it's a chance for the far right to get together and share crazy thoughts it started uh they started it with the traditional 21 assault rifle salute and the pledge of allegiance to Donald Trump and then they got going with they've got some great panels lined up this year these are real we didn't make these up these are Joe not joke people pay to go see panels like no Chinese balloons above Tennessee sacking the woke Playbook parents with pitchforks I saw parents with pitchforks at Coachella last year a really good Bandit the Biden crime family and uh this is what I would actually go to my speech from my Michael indelma my pillow man he's I guess his rabies test came back negative and he's able to speak at this event he's not the only star you've also got the honorable Matt Gates congressman from Florida a honorable Tulsi gabbard former congresswoman Lieutenant Colonel host of the Tulsi gabbard show Mr Donald Trump Jr Executive Vice President of the Trump organization host of the triggered with Don Jr podcast and um and Carrie Lake who uh I guess that's her resume I don't know I guess former local newscaster who lost then a little bit on the Flyers and you buy a ticket a general ticket costs 295 dollars and when you buy it this is real you have to promise you won't hold them liable if you get covered this is the same group of publicans who say covet is a joke make you sign a waiver so they're not responsible if you die from that joke perfect Mike Pence will not be in attendance at CPAC the last time you know last time a big group of these Mega monkeys got together they tried to hang them so he opted out the conference is being held at the Gaylord Harbor National Resort and Convention Center which is another reason Mike Pence won't come Donald Trump is the headliner which means Ron DeSantis won't come either this bad mojo between Trump and the Santos this is going to be a lot of fun even though he hasn't officially entered the race Trump has been trying out nicknames for DeSantis which is a subject he weighed in on with his pal slash Just For Men customer Sebastian Gorka you made quite a bit of news on Truth social and on your recent rallies with your new nickname for the governor of Florida Ronda sanctimonious uh Mr G the somebody else has come up with a a another nickname what is the nickname you have for us Jeff it's got to be Ron's establishment Mr President Ron The Establishment what do you think of that that's that bad I've heard worse you know they came out with lots of different names meatball I didn't like that one too much he didn't like that he came up with that one he didn't like it too much and by the way doesn't Donald Trump have FaceTime why is every interview with him him giving a mad face while we listen to him on the phone we got some new Intel on what went on uh at the FBI in the weeks leading up to the search and seizure at Mar-A-Lago some FBI agents were reluctant to search the president's residence because they didn't like the Optics and they were scared they might walk in on Trump pleasuring himself to the Sean Hannity Show oops Mr President we're not with the military and while we continue to wait for one of these many investigations to result in something weren't they about to hand out indictments in Georgia like two weeks ago if they do finally lock Trump up there's a whole minor league team of nitwits ready to step in and take over including margielago Marjory Taylor green who is still whining about being heckled at a restaurant this week the same woman who followed and shouted at a high school student who just survived a mass shooting is very upset she told Sean Hannity that someone ruined her perfectly good Bloomin Onion well last night I was having dinner with two members of my staff and we were working preparing for committee hearings today and then we were approached some a woman came over to my table and started verbally attacking me calling me all kinds of names stupid ridiculous hopped on face and then another member of her party started screaming Fu Marjorie as loud as he possibly could over and over and over again inside this restaurant [Applause] um we want our own safe space and we deserve it [Music] you can't feel safe at the waffle house now there are four safe spaces okay because I feel like they were against that right well I know a safe space might I suggest the bottom of the well that girl from The Ring climbed out of and then we have Laura Ingram who interviewed a parent from some town in Maine who was upset about books his sons found at the school library one of the sons is in high school one's in elementary the book the kid at the high school got was definitely inappropriate for teenagers I looked it up but for whatever reason the guy brought his nine-year-old on TV with him to talk about it and watch this kid closely because he's good so that book was genderqueer um my son actually checked that out of the high school library and brought it home and I looked through it there was graphic content of two boys and one of them was sucking him okay all right yeah and we get it come on now it's maybe a spoiler alert let's have another look at that kid [Applause] [Music] well well at least he's learning something on Sunday uh March 12th I'm hosting the Oscars live here [Applause] well that's very kind and there are some major Motion Pictures in the running this year they're 10 best picture nominees how many of them have you seen Guillermo uh one Jimmy only one yeah only one you've not seen it oh really and I'm guessing it's Top Gun right no it's Avatar oh you didn't see Top Gun no I haven't seen when Tom Cruise was here last week you told him you saw Top Gun didn't you no I I didn't tell him to anything I did it no I didn't time anything oh I just took a picture with him and that's it do you think he is he assumed he saw a Top Gun yeah of course of course yeah why didn't you go see Top Gun I don't know Jimmy okay you know but of the 10 best picture nominees do you know which one made the most money that's right Avatar yes Avatar the way aboard grows 2.3 billion dollars it's the third highest grossing movie of all time and you know box office matters for sure but you don't have a hit movie until Yaya says you do our very own in-house Rotten Tomato Yaya has yet to weigh in until now and now it's Yaya talking about the movie Avatar the way of water yeah hi it's me I I talk about the movie nominate for Oscar Avatar I saw the old Avatar that the new one play now Avatar like the people living their mind Farm no clothes only underwear maybe she's in the movie Avatar Rosie Samantha also Marvel movie She's green woman why that picture was the lead in that movie She's the Man LED in the aliens her name Serena whatever yeah and also she did the movie friend with the monkey and the the man guy in that movie Avatar Sam Willis wow look it's beautiful look I'm swimming now I should take an arrow [Music] you're one of us now I'm Avatar a 3D with the glasses is Boom come in your face [Applause] I love you I love you I love you too Yaya I love you I love you too all right God bless you God bless you forever God bless you God bless you and God bless you God bless you oh God bless you no God bless you today God can bless you tomorrow God bless you God bless you we bless your audio and the audience God bless you too you did would you yeah can I do take a picture oh God bless you God bless you yes no you're taking oh you want to take a picture now you and me oh okay all right I just can't wait till after the show yeah okay all right I love you I love you too God bless you God bless you God bless you God bless you okay all right there we go take him away [Applause]

Channel: Jimmy Kimmel Live

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Length: 12min 29sec (749 seconds)

Published: Thu Mar 02 2023