Donald Trump Jr Defends Ted Cruz Amid Vacation Fallout

thank you for watching it's friday night we're in hollywood it's the end of the week and i don't know about you but i am ready to party i'm not really i'm not i'm gonna go home uh read emails eat a bunch of peanut butter and go to sleep yeah you by the way you look like you've been enjoying i noticed a half empty bottle of uh of don julio on the bar almost gone almost done yes jimmy well in any event i i hope you brought your lofter tonight because it has been another day it's been nice here but it's been freezing around the country it's like the final season of game of thrones in most places but the good news is it's supposed to start warming up this weekend but until it does we can look forward to our nation's weather people saying wow it has been a heck of a stretch of weather across our area wow these are icicles wow wow look at how cold it is low temperatures wow three degrees wow wow is it cold wow it's cold wow wow wow wow wow wow wow yeah now sometimes wow covers it so many americans are without power right now i don't know if anyone's even watching us but uh texas is getting the worst of it 165 000 homes in texas still don't have electricity poor ted cruz he had to keep warm last night by bundling up in the ropes he stole from the ritz carlton in cancun flying ted is laying low as the fallout continues from his 18-hour vacation but he did get a big vote of confidence from donald trump no not that donald trump the junior donald trump obviously we understand sometimes the optics of that right now isn't ideal um but in the grand scheme of things he's a senator he doesn't manage crisis in states that's a governor's job he's a federal employee they mostly vote on things so you know i'm not going to jump on this bandwagon of trying to cancel the guy for taking his kids on a vacation again maybe it's not the ideal time uh quite certainly it's not but like give me a break yeah you know i feel like you've had enough breaks in your life is he in the meanwhile alexandria ocasio-cortez who doesn't even represent texas managed to spend the last few days raising two million dollars to help texans in need but go on with the thing about ted cruz let's be real i'm happy to call out someone even the people on our side if they screw up but honestly in my opinion this is not one of those times right it's miller time right now it's time to throw a few back and shoot a video from my toilet cam now if i were a trump which i am uh you know i'd come up with a nickname for something like this like maybe i don't know cancun cruise it's funny okay yeah it's hilarious you're really good at that you know i don't know what your plans are but maybe you should open a nickname shop was he in the tequila with you no no he was going crazy okay all right ted cruz might not even get the award for dumbest politician in the lone star state this week there are a number of worthwhile nominees led by lieutenant governor dan patrick lieutenant dan was on with laura ingram last night and these guys the governor lieutenant governor of texas while people are freezing literally to death in their state they are very busy trying to blame it on windmills wind and solar combined is about about 23 at your best day in other words a few days a year but during the winter time because the sun's not out as much and the wind does not blow as much we were counting on about 11 or 12 percent maybe 14 percent from wind during the during this last week we were down to 2 because the turbines were frozen and there's a lesson here the lesson is we cannot go down this road laura of green energy you can't go down any roads because your streets aren't plowed because you didn't buy snow plows and you forgot to grease the windmills but so maybe take a break from setting the planet on fire and we cannot go down the road of green energy god forbid we did that in better environment news as of today the united states has officially rejoined the paris climate accord and not only that in an effort to get young people uh involved they're going to be calling it the emily in paris climate authority or paris is it perry president biden is he's reinserting us back into everything trump pulled out of the paris accord the iran nuclear deal the w.h.o look out stormy daniels you might be next and having donald trump as president was like i've been thinking about this it's like when you're in a relationship with somebody who hates all your friends and you can't do things with like germany or canada because your terrible boyfriend made it so miserable but now that you're broken up you're hanging out with your friends again you're back on the text chain they knew he wasn't right for us we just had to figure it out for ourselves here's another promising development scientists here in the united states have successfully cloned an endangered species for the first time ever this adorable little creature is a clone a black-footed ferret named elizabeth anne elizabeth ann was born to a surrogate mother actually same one that carried one of the kardashian babies and scientists hope that she will eventually be able to mate and help rescue her species from the brink of extinction which is a lot of pressure to put on a kid but um and the way they did it is crazy they did not want to dip into the gene pool i think there are only a few of these ferrets left so they cloned a ferret that died 30 years ago somebody saved the ferret juice or something and when this ferret came out she was like hey let's grab some new cokes and go watch the cosby show but so good news finally for the black-footed ferret although should we be cloning animals that sprint up your shorts and claw their way out your fly hole in florida where something weird is always happening two young women were busted for trying to disguise themselves as old ladies in order to get the vaccine the women one in her 30s and the other in her 40s put on bonnets and glasses and showed up at a vaccination site there they are velma and fluise they i like that a bonnet was part of the disguise that's how bugs bunny would dress as an old person to sneak in but they haven't yet figured out what the penalty will be for police cited them for trespassing but the interesting thing is they were trying to get their second dose which means the first time they did this it worked the staff knew something was up when they noticed two old women who weren't complaining about how long the line was and called the police what a story someone get tyler perry on the line because we got medea gets modernity here that's a hit i mean when the theater's open in virginia uh state senator is getting a lot of attention for her strong opposition to masks amanda chase who bills herself as trump in heels is a virginia state senator and also a front-runner to be the republican candidate for governor she's dumb she won't wear a mask and since she won't wear the mask they put her in a plexiglas box at the meetings you know there are so many women out there like amanda chase inspiring young karens around the world that we decided to make a new line of dolls out of the women who mattel it like it is karen the doll collection so many choices express yourself where is your manager so many karen's to choose from with courtside karen if you lebron dog walker karen there's an african-american man threatening my wife [Music] storm the capitol karen nancy pelosi eats babies for brunch barbecue karen i'm calling the police again queuing on congresswoman karen wildfires were caused by jewish space lasers and trader joe's karen i'm not wearing a mask at trader joe's i have a breathing problem each inflexible doll comes with boot cut jeans a big gulp plenty of privilege and a flip phone to call the police whenever she sees something suspicious collect them all before the democrats steal them karen mask not sold separately because science is fake and she's an american citizen not a she it's my constitutional right don't tell her no she's the absolute worst uh speaking of the absolute worst this is something i've been dreading all week we're about to do something i don't want to do do you know what we're doing here garma no jimmy i don't know so after about almost a year in lockdown my wife has decided i have too much stuff she always wants to get rid of my stuff and so she came up with a game to help me it's called win jimmy's crap that's right and well let's meet our host for the show my wife molly hello molly hi jimmy hi how's it going it's going all right now explain what is happening here well uh today while you're at work doing whatever it is you do here yeah i was at home finding all your stuff and i brought it in here the crap i really hate and i'm going to give it away tonight uh-huh and well and i don't know i don't know what she's picked no she's the worst part of the whole thing let's meet our first contestant oh great all right yes let's meet our first contestant hi first contestant hey jimmy hey molly hi happy black history month y'all happy black history month uh herbie are you a real person or a cartoon you just seem very upbeat very very upbeat i'm sorry i'm already in a nasty mood i already like herbie more than you [Laughter] all right which of my cherished belongings is herbie playing for let me show you okay ooh this is exciting yeah for you herbie you are playing no no no no way american flag no way wait to the club no i've had those for a while those are my fourth of july shoes yeah well they're not anymore not anymore jimmy oh no i am wearing those at the cookout wait herbie what size shoe are you doesn't matter probably 13 13 are you really a 13 no no i'm a nine yeah no all right well those are a size 11 uh so i don't know if they're going to fit her baby lord yeah this is why people hate america these shoes yeah all right all right so what now i'm going to ask kirby a question if he answers them correctly he gets to take these home what if he gets it wrong i get to keep them yes nope okay yes kirby name any person living or dead [Applause] [Laughter] living order living or dead herbie i gotta go with my favorite girl rihanna oh i love rihanna oh no [Applause] take care of those herbie i'm sorry herbie oh this is a stupid game you're a stupid man what's your name oh and sunshine like sunshine nice to meet you where are you from i am from here awesome so are we not really hi sunshine hi timmy how you doing bad really bad oh it seems like it yeah you know what's going to make it worse sunshine you can win this [Music] what is this oh wait a minute now hold on that was a gift well now it's a re-gift who was it a gift from that was a gift from michael wall our lawyer here on the show and i've been saving it michael wall uh you're fired yeah sunshine this can be yours if you answer this question correctly it's a chalkboard sunshine you can write one anything you want on that yeah you could write like i want a divorce on it question two yes what fried food is a number one seller at the iowa state fair now sunshine all right that's not something i don't want you to i want you to think about the question okay oh no okay now it's not hard about the question what is the number one selling fried food at the iowa state fair hmm [Applause] thank you sunshine yeah all right i'll be honest i wasn't that sad to see that one go me neither jimmy me neither okay all right next contestant hi there hi hi vivi you're vivian yeah vivian you don't want any of this crap right i do no she doesn't but she's gonna go home with it anyway all right rules what do we have for vivian [Music] why do we have these oh okay okay i'm okay with this because those are not my golf clubs no they're not no they're not you somehow agreed to let your manager james baby dal dixon keep four sets of golf clubs in our house why i don't know well yeah one of those two of those sets are mine but yeah okay but um you've never played golf no not really i haven't played golf either yeah no no i'm willing to learn you know what else i have to tell you guys about this pair of golf clubs i found a little uh weed in one of the pockets oh you did yes i did i believe that belongs to james did keep that for myself and i also noticed that he's been playing at trump national golf now i really would like these out of my house now well those those may pre-date the presidency but and also predate legalize marijuana but go ahead because this is such a nice gift i'm going to ask a very tough question okay very good all right who won the 2005 grammy award for best spoken word album now i don't want you to answer right away vivian i want you to think about it i want you to look around i want you to think who won that grammy vivian obama yes congratulations all right well there you go that was well never that was the last time we ever play win jimmy's crap thank you very much you eat once a month i'm going to smoke pot with vivian all right you and vivian head 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Length: 16min 6sec (966 seconds)

Published: Sat Feb 20 2021