Trump Driver | Gabriel Iglesias

i have a bus driver named dave who has never received any credit and he's been working for me for almost 10 years now this man this man has successfully gotten me to every single comedy show on time without fail if i had to describe him to you okay dave looks like the word murica not america america he's about six feet tall he's white he has a gray beard and he wears a trucker hat and he's got to be one of the most hard-working people i have ever met now when i say hard-working hey i'm on the road 46 weeks out of the year so i know differences i fly home every monday tuesday wednesday dave stays on that bus and he gets it to the next city where we meet him he works anniversaries holiday special moments christmas time i was with my family dave was driving that bus on the east coast new year's i was with my family dave was on the east coast driving that bus one of the hardest working people i've ever met i just want to give him a shout out in addition to being hard-working he's uh he's he's very honest now when i say honest i don't mean oh he does his taxes right i mean painfully honest no filter honest he talks the way people used to he does not have time to mince words he just calls it like he sees it before me he used to work with a man by the name of kenny g grammy award winner amazing amazing music one day kenny g was on his tour bus that dave was driving and i guess the two of them had a little discussion and kenny g used some words that dave would have rather him not have used and instead of getting into it with him this is what dave does [Music] kicked kenny g off of his own bus [Applause] because he would rather lose his job than lose his self-respect and that's the man i work with he's a bad dude you guys are clapping but you should have seen the interview oh man it was a good one he looks at me and he says let's get one thing straight i don't give a [ __ ] who you are you treat me right i'll treat you right you pay me on time you live not to mention the fact that he keeps that tour bus squeaky clean and he takes a lot of pride in that as well one night i was drinking on the bus and i go to put my my cup down and i missed the table and the cup hit the floor i didn't get up right away to get the cup because i figured i'm gonna get up in a couple minutes and make myself another drink i'll pick up the cup then dave sees the cup on the floor and then he looks at me and says hey aren't you mama pick this up i get to the back of the bus and i'm like wait a minute i pay him hey dave shut up yeah i'll be in the back in my room thank you drive safe and people tell me you work with a man who talks that way to you why let me tell you why because he's honest with dave you know exactly what you get nowadays it is so hard for me to tell who's being genuine and who has an agenda and with him you know exactly where you stand if he likes you he loves you and if not you're on the curb with kenny g that being said i have a story to share about a year and a half ago maybe longer we're on the bus and we're heading down the highway just so you have kind of an understanding of the bus layout let's say this is the front here's dave the driver empty seat and then a sliding door that goes in between him and the rest of the tour bus my buddy alfred and i are in the living room portion and we're watching tv we're watching the news and on the news there's this person who is running for some type of office no particular office and i guess their big plan is to erect a structure between two bodies of land somewhere and i guess they want one side of the structure to finance the entire project well my buddy alfred and i we have a lot of family that works in construction and we know a bad job when we see one so we started to voice our opinion out loud about how we felt about this person and what they wanted to do we're being very loud so loud dave can hear us and then we hear dave america [Applause] i yell out to dave i said be quiet dave this isn't about you he taps a button on the dashboard that activates the sliding door and when the door is about that far from closing he yells out i'm building a wall i couldn't even get upset because i was too much in shock over the fact that that came out of someone four feet away from me my buddy alfred and i we look like chickens we're like [Laughter] my cell phone goes off i take out my phone and there's a text message from dave and i said that's right he better say i'm sorry he better say just kidding i open up the text message and it says and you're paying for it and people tell me you still work with him after that yes i do i trust that man with my life every single night i know where his heart's at he can say whatever he wants at the end of the day he still has to drive around the king of the mexicans you

Channel: Gabriel Iglesias

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Id: z9uAVZP1B1I

Length: 7min 49sec (469 seconds)

Published: Thu Oct 29 2020