100 Years vs 100 Tacos | Gabriel Iglesias

happy throwback thursday everybody yes it is thursday unless you're watching this on friday or saturday in which case happy whatever day it is you're watching uh um i'm basically gonna put this little old video out um i guess the best way to describe it is uh i had this saying that said i don't want to live to be a hunter if i can't have a taco today and i still stand stand by that yeah age is overrated if you can't enjoy your life so enjoy this clip let me know what you think click on the little section below and don't forget to follow don't forget to follow being a big guy i've noticed that people feel compelled to tell me certain things after shows i get people to pull me aside and go gabriel you're a very funny guy you're very talented don't you think perhaps you're living a little excess in life and i'm like well i love to eat well don't you want to live to be a hundred well not if i can't eat tacos and as many as i want you know a lot of people think that just because you work out and lift weights and you eat writing you do what people tell you to do that you'll live a long life maybe you will but you know why do people measure life by the years instead of how good the years were measured by freaking you know what i mean what good is it to live to be a hundred but you didn't do anything you didn't go out and kick it with friends you didn't go out and get drunk at some club and wake up in an alley one time you know what good is it you stayed in the house and you were safe and i live to be a hundred you know ah i don't know that's why i um you know i have a very big amount of respect for the crocodile hunter rest in peace but come on you guys yeah he died at 44 years old but [Applause] he died doing what he loves to do not a lot of people can say that if i die tomorrow from over reading god bless me that's exactly how it was supposed to be [Applause] you know how much adrenaline he had every single day risking his life you know how you feel when you're about to cross a street and a car and your ass almost gets hit and you're like oh and then you're hysterical oh my god i almost died touch me touch you right here touch your hair and the rest of the day you appreciate life you're like looking at the birds you're at the sky oh you're loving life he did that every day that's why every day i try to live just a little bit of my life like i might not be here tomorrow because you never know i don't want to die tomorrow knowing i could have had a piece of cake tonight that's what people tell me why don't you work out why don't you lift weights but what if i'm gonna die tomorrow i don't wanna die sore i wanna die fool when the corner cuts me open i want the whole room to smell like potato wedges he's gonna go this guy knew how to live right here man good times you know but again the crocodile hunter i give him i give him a lot of love a lot of credit but you know people go he's such a loss to the nature community you know he taught us so much about nature and i got mad when i heard this lady on tv saying that he taught us a lot about nature and it was like no he didn't really teach a lot about nature if you want to learn about nature you watch discovery channel or one of these you know nature programs where they have a guy on safari and he's studying from afar crocodile hunter and all come on every episode hey oh you doing look over there right there it's a tiger here tiger weighs 800 pounds and it could kill a man in 10 seconds i'm gonna touch it next episode hey that's a king cobra the most venomous snorkeling all the planet one boy now i'm dead i'm gonna pick it up he's angry if he really wanted people to think he was out there man america we should have borrowed him and sent him to iraq with no gun just a camera crew you imagine how bad that would have freaked out the enemy you know you're freaking a soldier working for al qaeda and you're out there you know oh god look over there it's an arcade member an iraqi soldier one of the most dangerous creatures in all the planet one push of a button and i'm gone i'm gonna poke him with a stick [Applause] he's so angry you

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Length: 5min 28sec (328 seconds)

Published: Thu Oct 22 2020