Tornadoes and trailer parks- Stand Up Comedy

i don't know where my credit score's at these days i don't know a lot about credit scores you know i've been seeing a lot of commercials for checking your credit score these commercials act like you can fix all your problems by just checking your credit score they say they don't give you no other instructions you know they just want you to check it they say things like you don't live with your parents forever do you you better check that credit score but it's like if you check it and it's bad it's still bad like checking don't help like i'd like to see this play out in a bank somewhere right like some guy comes in to get a loan and the banker's there and he's like well jim your credit score's terrible but i see here that you've been checking it a lot we appreciate that so here's a house i grew up in a trailer park uh which wasn't that fun so not sure why they call it a park there wasn't no rides in there no water slides we had like an occasional slip and slide or like an old tarp with some dawn disc detergent on it we put our slip inside over a tree root one time cause we was gonna jump it that's not how that works at all i hit that trigger i just got him got a job i was like i'm done playing out here i'm done playing period i got medical bills now we never went camping growing up because like i said i grew up in a trailer and uh we felt like we had a pretty good idea what camping was all about i mean we're like now we already kind of live in a camper we don't really need to take it down to a tent like we know what it's like to be poor we're not trying to find out what it means to be homeless we're not trying to practice homelessness i used to hear this expression a lot growing up people say that kind of money you ever hear that that kind of money you might hear it in conversation they go look you hear about bob yeah i heard he got a new boat man i wish i had that kind of money like it's a different kind nothing to do with the amount you know i mean he's got kind of money since it's kids of college i only got the kind to get mine out of jail that kind of money there is a lot a lot of different kinds of money out there like when i was a kid uh you know like there's like uh like old money new money blood money drug money we didn't have any of that what we had was good money good money that's where your parents buy you something you don't like they go we paid good money for that [Applause] [Music] good money buys the worst stuff too never anything good good money buys like airbrush t-shirts with your name on it from gatlinburg tennessee [Applause] dollywood you know what i mean i had a lot of t-shirts with wolves on it growing up my mom thought i'd look good in a wolf t-shirt she was like the more wolves are better put them all over that thing they put a little moon on there give that wolf something to howl at i had a hat growing up just had my name airbrushed across the top just said dusty that's just so i wouldn't get kidnapped kidnapper sees that hat he's like nice family got no money just give him the candy yeah just let him have he probably had candy in a long time i'm out there trying to get in the van they're like no we are kidnappers i'm like i know i'm a kid trying to get napped up in here we had this trailer park for a while the thing that was the most fun for me about living in a trailer park was tornadoes right because i got to leave i had to got to go to a real house for a little while i love going to a real house i'd be like man look at all these bricks in here the only time i've ever seen a bricks when it came through my window with a note on it said cut your grass that's how they do it in the mobile homeowners association [Applause] mobile homeowners association sometimes i'll say that twice because it's a good joke that is fun mobile homeowners association one december we had a tornado warning and uh i was listening to the radio and they were telling us what to do during this tornado warning based on what kind of house you live in right they were like if you live in a house with a basement go into the basement if you live in a house without a basement go into a bathroom or a small room and they were like if you live in a trailer park we want you to go to a neighbor's house or go outside and lay down in the ditch [Applause] that's the real news they're like listen we don't know what to tell you [Applause] hell you made some bad decisions along the way you got to deal with this they're like we can't help you yeah you should check that credit score a couple of times you might not be in this mess they're like yeah i know it's raining out there that ditch is gonna be full of water just get down in it yeah it's december it's gonna be cold you probably gonna get sick just get down in there i like that they think that there's a ditch located next to every trailer park like it just comes with it you know part of the trailer park amenities every trailer park gets their own tornado ditch like that the other option they give you is to go to a neighbor's house right because i don't know what kind of trailer parks they know about but trailer park that i grew up in my neighbor also lived in a trailer [Applause] it's like they just want us to meet up in one maybe weight it down a tornado can't carry it off you know and if we did have house neighbors you know they're not just so welcoming to the trailer park people they're not like no come on in come on in check out our stuff we have in here people don't want you to take shoes off where you come inside you know what i mean i hate that show up at somebody's house they're like hey come on in you mind taking off your shoes i'm like nah just go home like i wish you told me that on the phone i wouldn't even come over here without me lounging around in my socks like we're about to do yoga in here they're like namaste i'm like now i'm on live i feel like when people ask me to take my shoes off before i come inside it's like they're saying hey our house is cleaner than you try not to mess it up in here matter of fact take off the rest of your clothes jump in the shower give me some time to put a sheet down on the couch they're right though most houses are too clean for me you know that's not how i was raised you know i was raised in a dirty house we had a type of house where people show up they try to take their shoes off we're like nah nah nah nah you better keep those on in here yeah you get hurt walking around in here barefooted broken glass fish hooks now we weren't real poor growing up we just didn't have everything i never got ice cream growing up that's true my mom used to just pour milk into a bowl then she'd call me into the room and go whip it too late he's like i guess you'll come next time i call you out there laying down in the ditch messing up that new wolf shirt i got you out there get good money for that chair man okay thank you one guy clap for that and i appreciate that and now we got picked up another and 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Channel: Dusty Slay

Views: 567,980

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Keywords: dusty slay, funny, haha, comedy, stand up, trailer park, poor, broke, stand up comedy, lol, hilarious, trailer park boys, nashville, poor people, people of Wal mart, wal-mart, wal mart, trashy people

Id: S4e2Zbx8nvY

Length: 9min 53sec (593 seconds)

Published: Mon Jan 18 2021