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[Music] church sign proclaims chris is risen chris in the comments yo it's him praise be it's chris just got punched in the face for being named mark ugh that's gone that's gonna leave her don't say it don't say it he's gonna he's gonna go into hysterics in the uk we sometimes joke about having to order the kids meal in america to get a normal sized meal today i actually did it this is what a 5.50 meal at olive garden looks like it is legitimately just a regular amount of food don't you dare critique my american cuisine ibx toy cat don't you have a minecraft video to make how about you eat a suspicious stew the barnacle has the largest penis in the animal kingdom when compared with its size please stop calling me the barnacle we can do what we want man all right you think i want to stop now this is just the beginning now tweet gaming i like having my own apartment because it means when my family comes to visit i can just say you're under my roof and they can't protest update my dad's grounded and i get to have his toys you know it's not premarital sex if you never get married you can go ahead and follow me for more biblical loopholes i'm just here to help the people yeah this comment got pinned big deal drew why would you pin that comment just do whatever anyone tells you to do huh drew road work guy i loved you're good and i can't hate the artist hank schmidt travels acidic locations only to paint the pattern of his own shirt ah chaotic neutral social distancing happy easter thanks usain banger tweet bruh my dog got ran over which one biscuit damn now he's flatbread dude what the hell man my dog my dog is dead i knew when you crack a joke man running from cops stops to pet cats goes to jail oh he's got his priorities in check i see i mean what a way to get caught honestly my 11 year ban from yahoo chess expires today time to become a repeat offender in yahoo chess i think they can stop me i waited 11 years things we do when we're drunk man getting in the teleportation pod together with a couple of heinekens you know was about to go down my mom couldn't find google chrome so i did this it's right there carol you still haven't done your taxes no judgment you're putting off filing because i'm committing tax fraud well that doesn't seem like a good idea you think the crime pickle thinks uh thinks things through he's the crime pickle not the lala biting cucumber no the crime pickle doesn't listen to your laws and i turned myself into a dad challenges kids to draw him sleeping so he can have a nap and that is top tier parenting that's like giving your kids a couple of melatonin giving your kids a melatonin gummy and telling them you get one fruit flavored gummy for being good ask me a question then edit your question to make me look like a dick go on your emperor bits stick to no politics like good boys and girls if you had a time machine what would you go back and prevent great question probably the advances in health care that have meant we are beating a lot of preventable diseases what would you prefer equal pay for women or a 7 cd album of daniel craig singing show tunes not a big fan of them so i suppose daniel craig how do you think we should support vulnerable homeless youth i'll probably get some sort of animal control out and get rid of them some something clean and efficient turo yes you got a coin near you yeah flip it for me did it what it land on heads hell yeah i thank you and then a tweet not a moment later i'm dropping out of college oh turo you just controlled that boy's fate with a coin me next me next somebody said the ladies will find me a lot more attractive if i post pictures with filters i have some doubts but what do i know right so here it goes man my phone's probably really gonna blow up all those filters absolute sex icon hey before you're gone forever i just want to be honest i ran i jumped and i climbed on multiple locations at the ottawa location i did not respect the laser quest code of conduct even though i verbally agreed to it and for that i'm sorry well we here at laser quest forgive you on the condition that you become target practice why no one takes my sharpie i disguise it as a yellow sharpie but really that's a classic sharpie baby i work in an aerospace facility where you can only use black ink on any official paperwork had a pen thief in the house so i bought two packs of pilot g2s one colored and one black switched all the ink cartridges up so not only did i never have another black pen stolen but the pen thief was found with some pink ink on some controlled documents suck it tim tim had a wife and kids and is fired now because of his pen stealing addiction good lord meanwhile in germany a pilot decided to draw the troll face i mean why not you know why not with your flight path making the guy watch it get a good chuckle i like that guy user named beavis sinatra has been terrorizing me since 2004 by sending me pictures of cubs that are too close to the edge of the table oh god he's struck again what's a harmless prank could play on your friends uh actually after they leave your place you can text them hey you forgot your phone here uh actually bonus points if you take a picture of their phone on your kitchen table before they leave and send it with the text and so anyone who comes back they have to give you money that's the rule i slept with a married and pregnant woman ama why because she's my wife oh i love that l-m-a-o my parents were at a charity auction last night and one of the items was at dinner for 10 with steve carell steve carell showed up undercover and outfit everyone with 31 000. now his own charity gets 31k and steve carroll doesn't have to hang out with strangers when when that's how you use your fame for good will you ever give me up rick astley oh good old rick a with the good old f u oh no but he got right at platinum for that he annihilated you man if you receive a message with a link to any of iggy azalea's songs do not open it is it a virus now she just sucks understandable [Laughter] my little brother who's almost deaf admitted to the whole family that he will just turn off his hearing aids when he doesn't want to hear us like he be getting yelled at and this boy will simply mute the haters i think he's a king for that i mean honestly if i had a mute button for everyday life listen to some loser tell me about something i don't want to hear [Music] until proven otherwise i am declaring myself the creator of the largest rice crispy square in canada an oddly specific achievement but yours nonetheless totally not a cureful movie just a slime tutorial hey guy if you see this yes in a cure a full movie but i wanted to avoid copyright can you guy please comment anything else like like how you love the slime or something else please guy my portrait of sir philip greed sorry green taken on his arcadia office balcony on oxford street he was unpleasant and rude to me and my assistant when we arrived to photograph him for guardian weekend so i thought well if it's okay if he died like a prick it must be okay for me to make you look like one so i did oh it looks like a penis this guy currently helping my son look for his bag of skittles late an hour ago and your parental guilt must be high finish a marathon demon balkan oh god you okay looks like you stepped on a bug in that marathon and then the motion track dude i don't think that was a marathon he ran lmao oh god how do i say lmao not sound like a loser lmao i'm at my school talent show and dude says before i begin i want to make sure this mic is working if your name is michael please stand up then a couple dudes stand up and he goes oh that concludes the mic check oh no oh this kid's got chops my uncle just sent a message in the family group asking for money i privately messaged him asking for banking details so i can deposit it he responded saying he doesn't actually need money he asked for money so that nobody in the family would ask him for money that's a baller play unk okay giving me tips my parents invited all their friends and family to a costume party and when the people got there they found out it was actually just their wedding well you know that's one way to do it i think that's creative i'm going to be admitted to the hospital on monday three meals a day medicine examinations constant care i will never see a bill universal health care really is a must-have in modern society wow not a single usage of the letter f username checks out he's committed to his to his name man i've seen this today i made a zoom background of myself accidentally walking in on myself in a zoom meeting otherwise known as the best zoom background of all time i finished all the ink in a pen without losing it or having it stolen wow i don't think i've ever used up all the ink and i've had i think once it starts getting hard i just buy a new pen but this guy was dedicated this guy had some guts oh this just titled [ __ ] it up barbara oh boy she tried her best to help but i get the feeling you're probably a bit about it i hope they don't fire this young lady because you're impatient and expect perfection from a fast food restaurant i can't imagine how you act in a nice restaurant hey yo barbara do your tea follow when you're eating oh lashana i would say ask your man but i just went through your photos and it looks like he left your ass after he knocked you up barbara oh my god barbara don't don't mess with barb she's got 70 years of venom pent up in her guy sharply breaked in front of me and i hit him we both pulled over and checked the minimal damage to our old piece of cars and said dude hey honestly best possible outcome i'd say that's better than exchanging information any day receive some very disappointing news today from the guinness book of world records dear michael thank you for your letter of january 7 2019. we're always eager to hear of new world record attempts unfortunately however you claim to have memorized pie to two decimal places falls some distance short of the current record and we will not be sending a member of our records management team to evaluate it furthermore pi is not equal to 3.11 so this error would automatically invalidate your record attempt regardless regards guinness world records well yeah at least they said they have a participation letter i'm six foot three but say i'm six foot one to hurt people who are five eleven and claim they're six foot just to just to hurt people's feelings made onto the yearbook at montgomery despite the fact that i don't even go to that school i just biked in and got my photo taken it was a sweltering day so i wore a tank top i was also covered in sweat shout out to the freshman girls who let me cut them in line and acted like they knew me because now i'm on this dumb yearbook and then go to the school i'm just there a mystery child my mom just informed me that my first word was quote so i'm gonna make sure my last word before i die will be unquote wow you're blessed with a rare and epic opportunity sure it'd be a shame if someone were to kill you unexpectedly then you never him right before he dies unquote and that's the best story ever told my neighbor just got an unsecured wireless printer so i sent this to him hello i am your printer i have become self-aware run guy joined zoom class shirtless and the tutor told him to turn his video off and so he did and it just displayed his profile picture him shirtless at the beach so i mean it was a lose-lose i guess caption of the year a university of minnesota student crossed university avenue in shorts today he wouldn't give his name because he said his mom would be mad at him i mean hey that's story of the year dude in shorts in minnesota that's unheard of i wish there were sweaters but like for feet uh socks hey make your own post sucks wait why did seth everman reblog this guess he's a fan of socks playing don't stop me now until somebody stops him and he was unstoppable for an hour and 23 a champion lmao in my zoom lecture the professor asked me if anyone had any questions and one could use the raised hand feature professor calls on me as the nerve to say no sorry i was just stretching i wasn't here you little bastard this is a learning environment last night my son asked if i'd ever heard of a pillow fight i said i had not so he explained the premise and asked if i would play i awkwardly held the pillow as he gave me pointers through a smile that lit up the room my first swing took him off his feet he never saw it coming lesson of life son never trust anyone chivalry is dead explain this then hey look this account's run by mae's current boyfriend i want to find her a replacement before i break up with her just like you know hook her up you know get rid of that whole like period of sadness hey here's someone else hand-picked there you go enjoy offering a girl a rose and then eating it excuse my darling would you like a rose oh of course turns out i would like that rose actually [Music] [Laughter] i would like to be buried with a random extra bone in my body to confuse archaeologists in the future i understand they'd be kind of like a goof you know be funny the illuminati new world order do you mean torb on overwatch um yes noob too mad no tesla for you i guess i've had a wii for eight years and i have never used the safety strap i'm a man on a mission and i cannot be tamed just in case you want to know what i'm all about i didn't get the joke sir private message i will explain i also didn't get the joke sir google it its priorities warning this guy was supposed to buy our washer dryer machine for 150 bucks you want to see it working first and that's we could do a load of laundry after he finished he said let me go get the money got in his car and drove away with his clean clothes that's baller that's called managing your finances learn about it what would happen if everyone with an iq below a hundred suddenly disappeared rip op oh wait everyone with an iq below a hundred oh no does anyone else get sad when our editor you were chatting with deletes their account out of the blue it feels so personal even though logically i know it was probably nothing i did because everything was cheerful and civil maybe i'm just lonely because of social distancing but it was a bummer to find out the account was deleted oh i swear i'd never do that he did it tom sheep in the back true party in the front double true that that is a that is a sheep ready to rock and also roll on the night oh he's ready to take on the night with a fresh ass shades boyfriend who dated 35 women and told each one he had a different birthday so he regularly received gifts is arrested for fraud in japan that's actually a very interesting fraud case [Laughter] because like he can't like the proof is all there so you can't say you that he was lying like you know i can't say that we're lying like sir what did you get on uh april 1st through 31st and he's like a different gift each day most of my matches suffer from what i call suspect under interrogation syndrome they never initiate a conversation i have to do all the talking and all their responses are brief and doesn't provide a hook to further the dialogue even when i'm talking about the stuff they put in their profiles honestly i'd rather be unmatched than being made to go through that same it is tiring to always be the one conversing i told a girl my back hurts why when she asked why i said my back hurts from carrying this conversation unmatched instantly you hit her with the zinger the one-two combo she couldn't take it if you consider yourself someone who loves animals then how do you swallow their flesh so easily well i chew first i was given these things called teeth and i grind up the food before i swallow it so it takes a little bit of work but it gets down there only the biggest loser of all time can comment bro relax you literally beat me in cornhole once sounds like you're the biggest loser of all time that's tough buddy that's tough i thought madrid were in 900 million debt you don't know how debt works i'll explain it i don't know either i just don't think you do at all also a guy just mailed me a bill for our dinner a few weeks ago because i didn't text him back i can't make this up well what'd you get yeah moscow mule classic and a beer okay ten dollars for both that's ridiculous and a smoked hickory barbecue pulled pork taco well that's unacceptable i can see why now it sounds delicious i would pay sounds delicious i would i would pay twice make this video the most liked video on youtube but there's 257 000 dislikes that's not making it most liked yeah i disliked it what are you gonna do about it cry eric bro don't make fun of his name dweeb bruh you are a dork oops dorks are smart unlike you no punctuation i was just you are a dork oops dorks are smart like you maybe it's with no tone inflection either you are a dork oops dorks are smart unlike you how you can't say oops and not have it sound different in your voice this guy is brought into the stratosphere me and my slime's about to spin the block no cap hashtag slap gang and fortnite creative by the way we know the fed's watching sorry you guys are a part of the slat gang you guys look like you're fresh out of a chuck e cheese listen my son's crying because he didn't get one of the flamingo plushes you know that sucks but it said limited and it didn't sell out in a minute or something you know what good for him i'm glad he's crying hgx what's that name even mean hey uh among us game could you give us an official name for the moving platform on the airship it's been called the conveyor belt the moving dinghy and my personal favorite the fluffafuck it would like the clarification please and thank you well you know i didn't ask the team but i decided for fur is the best name i can continue playing among us pledge 9 9999 or more and you get a 1280x720 wallpaper some cool art this includes no previous awards by the way oh thanks two backers twenty thousand dollars just delivered an order of two kids meals it said leave at my door i took the pick and rang the bell as i'm walking away a woman opens the door and looks down and said i didn't order anything i gave her the name and she said damn it picked up the food and then she turns around she yells who called grandma and said they were hungry i just fed y'all unbelievable which one of you little sh said you were starving getting tired of it doom eternal ost well this makes you want to come downstairs and meet the guests huh that's that's unheard of why making fun of this guy can get you life in prison and that's maha vajjiri longhorn his mom religious name after a harry potter spell or after a power-up you'd find in some sort of rpg some relic and he looks like a relic am i right he's so old he's so old head-butted some lad on west street and didn't find out i looked in the mirror that's not real that's that looks too too uh gooey for it to be real looks like i could dig my hand i just want to dig my hand on the forehead and shield skin back and see what's in there prince philip designed a customized land rover as his own hearse really so he was just waiting he was waiting for it he was like well if i'm gonna go i gotta go with something i want i wanna do that that's baller curfew violating mad gladly is a five-star review for the prison he spent overnight in well you know it was detained overnight because i violated the curfew the officers and duty were really nice and polite the gel cell was spacious and the practice was distancing inside although the smell inside wasn't very nice the food they provide is okay the rice is not nfa and the viend is freshly cooked some of the inmates were also friendly i had a really nice experience in here that's five stars has anyone put this up on wikipedia yet when it goes on wikipedia it becomes history there it is the josh fight you guys know about the josh fight where all the josh's had an avengers end game style beat down and the youngest one came out on top can you make a usa 4xl now you know i lose weight and come back we sell you a nice jumper but stop being so fat all right fine fine i put in a request slip to get june 13th off and i just got the email that said it got denied june 13th is my birthday and i work for my mother so i don't know why obviously she knows right i can't imagine she doesn't know mega fried chicken taste of steam uh well there's kentucky fried chicken mega fried chicken that's when the colonel is at his last straw i just noticed dabby and uh shigaraki showed up calls all my hero academia fans oh this guy's just going through and liking everyone's comment that's nice i saw this warner added big chungus in the looney tunes world of mayhem i hate it and i hate that he's a level 69. marvel entertainment released a one-hour dancing zemo and that's all i need to watch for my falcon and winter soldier binging that's it i hope you wake up for a midnight snack of cheese and waddle to your kitchen only to find out there are only corn flakes and the water is down and you drag your disappointed ass out of the kitchen in the dark only to stumble and crush your small toe on a sharp edge of a cabinet on the floor and you find that you are wide awake unable to sleep on a sunday before your end year math test [ __ ] who hurt you [Music] bounce bounce bounce jiggle jiggle bounce bounce juggle bounce triggle bounce bounce jiggle you three make a great group dwayne johnson commented that well it's on old youtube you never know if it's him or not if we gave you this bucket of mayo what would you do with it wrong answers only best one gets gold oh i'd fill soft soap dispensers all over town with that and everyone's be like why did my hand smell like a sandwich when i broke up with my high school boyfriend my ten-year-old brother walked in on me crying and asked what was wrong i told him and he proceeded to go log onto minecraft join max's party and go set their town on fire posted in our slash shot him a total piece of [ __ ] now playing devil's trill sonata by gesupi tartini this made me cross the road without holding my mom's hand god damn you're a badass man your mom is so fat that we had to put her in two posts got him montero but you're in the bathroom of hell while little nos is giving satan a lap dance in the other room all right i'll listen to this version eating a can of dip chewing tobacco mukbang smile how many teeth you got i want to see our local mexican restaurant used to be a chinese restaurant and instead of painting over a mural they just put some brows on the pandas and i honestly think that's more character huh your mom that's a proper animal name for this creature got him nice dude dude i just messed up my friend server by naming the server null and named everyone null he's never gonna figure out what's going on good morning write something special about africa and africa height depends on how tall you are and africans with beards are just africans without beards with beards why are people liking those comments because it's something special that's why my man took the handle transpo sorry i just dropped all of my apples just dropped all of these reminders to tell you to subscribe to dele my man got the handle transphobia but don't worry he supports the lgbtq plus community and only got the name so no one can abuse it the hero we truly deserved in this time an internet vigilante of twitter handles my mom took my phone away here's my tomodachi life my man asked for a computer built just for porn the budget is six hundred dollars he wants it to play 4k video play 4k uh have huge storage for downloading stuff orange and black rgb orange black case stream capable vr plays games example you won't last five seconds playing this of course uh and then he changed the budget twice first is 690 but that wasn't enough but a little higher the budget is now 69.69 and i think we give him something that works for what he's looking for some 20 years ago my dad said i couldn't play this game because it was rated m for mature well guess what game i'll be playing next dad yeah that's right couldn't keep me away for long this is like liking your own facebook post or like putting your own youtube video in recommended videos or it's like buying awards on an alt account to give to your main ready to cat lady did that just go to r slash atheism and say i like god and you'll see how nice they are i accept your challenge alright my post got removed well you know i admire the effort you tried and that's what matters i would love to see you singing the song at this speed oh and topless too you on the internet today dude lol man thanks man you forgot to log into your other account when replying to yourself and liking your own comments so i'm going to pin this for everyone else to see good job ozzy that's what it's all about so basically all those dudes have [ __ ] your mom yeah well who hasn't he's done it he's done it again i thought i should post this before the police get me at the pokemon cafe why are the police gonna get you oh because it's a rom oh no he's playing a pokemon rom hack at the official pokemon cafe he's gonna cause a ruckus mad lad writes the lyrics for darude sandstorm ah so it's uh it goes i'm not even gonna try to read all that but you could try it in the comments how does it go i told this scammer i owned a company called fruityguys told him i could only send money if he posed for my advertisement first and he's holding he's holding the fruit as well love that staying true to the brand talented from birth wait for the switch up don't scroll cause this is unbelievable scrolls anyway don't tell me what to do no photos and the shoes can't tell you what they do either i'll snap plenty of pictures guess whose house is getting egged on halloween oh no man this is the kind of guy who responds to an egging with gunshots i don't have to shoot back simple and that's america in a nutshell if these shoots shoot back i told my nephew he wasn't allowed to listen to call me by your name and he called me singing the entire song well when you tell someone to do something they're inevitably going to do it you've learned you've you've learned something now we've all learned something i will watch the entire thing in one sitting and you can't stop me update i've watched the entire thing i i don't feel anything just sleep deprived it's 4am why'd i even do this yeah i'm gonna break it up sorry man no you're not sorry you wanted him to do that your son can't focus in class i'm sorry say that again i'll get it because could you imagine a child trying to study work concentrate ridiculous i hated the ad you showed during ipl it made me install the app just so i could give you a one star rating if you want people to install the app please get a better promoter to build your reputation thank you you're welcome and even if it's tony's got an even brighter future good artist copy but great artist steal exactly good artist copy great artist steal trademark registered copyright mad lot attempts to get a refund on a stock market losses because he was just practicing hello brother thank you for the reply i was looking for a refund on the 26k i've lost total since trading i was just practicing hi jordan uh we're unable to refund that don't know what you thought was oh well of course 26 000 why didn't you say something sooner the incredible sulk husband has gone 20 years without speaking to his wife since she upset him but still is with her and his children otsu and katayama yumi did not speak for 20 years because he was jealous husband otsu felt that her attention and care was honed entirely on their kids katayama would try and talk to him but only get a grunt or nod in response their 18 year old son wrote to a tv show as he had never heard a conversation a meet was arranged in the park where they had their first date and it worked i mean i'm glad it worked but talk that's that's dedicated pettiness hey there was a in west monroe on april 6 assorted hand tools were taken this is the person of interest if you know him go ahead and please contact opso oh i know that guy that's and he tagged him she straight up tagged him damn i was in a taxi then the driver said i love my job i'm my own boss nobody tells me what to do i then told him to turn right and he did exactly what i told him to do that's right i'm at a trailer park right now and i'm really bored so i bought a bunch of pink flamingos and they've been placing them by everyone's rv because real gamers sleep in a tent that's right and don't you forget it ah this song makes you want to agree to the terms and services without reading them that's what i do every time this mad lad beat terraria with no e for 30 plus hours so is it like you can't use any item that has the letter e in it that's ridiculous you're insane i purposely try to hide women's to-go boxes on dates that forget it in the car and i can eat it the next day because i'm just like that i'm hungry what can i say day 158 of listening to africa by toto every day for a whole decade you're doing what let's go dedication all right see you in 10 years you know voice control is built in it could not be removed it's only available if you turn siri off these symptoms you're describing often a result of a defective corded headset though not always to stop voice control from activating turn siri on in settings general and then siri then prevent siri from i'm trying to speak faster because i have an iphone then prevent siri from accidentally being invoked go to settings touch id and passcode allow access when locked siri and turn it to off or switch to an android well they are from what i've been able to determine for the people who complain here about the aspects of the iphone absolutely perfect devices that are infinitely customizable and never break so here's your choices you know i've had some bad breakup so i'm proud to say that none of them have trended on twitter but there's always next time ain't that the truth i'd rather die standing them and live kneeling that's a really weird veggietale fact man [ __ ] you um explain no you know what they liked your submission so much they've given you a silver award and it has this note [ __ ] you what when you need lots of money for a new cruiser just head on over to thailand they give you sixty thousand dollars for a kidney i got two i figured i only need one you did what i feel like the the the meaning of mad lads has really been bastardized over the years because he i mean this man just sold a kidney to buy a car grenada man utd streaker hid for 14 hours before kickoff police confirmed he was running naked onto the field in the 10th minute love it and he is a hairy man too that's some natural censorship the entire shrek movie is a gif i'm so impressed by those gifts i don't know how they crunch it all in it's really fun i love it when it's like a discord profile picture that's an entire spongebob episode i love that day 182 of listening to africa by toto every day for a whole decade day 184 oh he's been going he's almost a year in almost nine more to go man let's check in on this guy next month see how close he gets actually hold on let me take a look excuse me i just checked in on this guy he's a day 196. wish him all the luck my 11-year band from yahoo chess expires today the biggest threat to the yahoo chess community has returned you think you can get rid of me checkmate woman drives away from court just minutes after a judge banned her from driving wrong way down the m60 and hitting another car head on so she she never passed a driving test or held a valid license and was banned from driving and right after the court gave her a two-year ban she said well time to go home [Laughter] hold on there we go okay man jumps through car winder to stop dangerous driver and albania he jumped right through the window i mean it seems justified the guy was driving into a a a pedestrianized square so he he went in he parkoured into the driver's seat love that that's that's good news you know my technician leaves me notes about things i should know for enter my patients rooms i think my technician needs a raise [Music] is his wife not daughter glass glad you're the one that had to find that out soldier yo i listen to the weekend on a weekday sorry you what you did what arrest a man builds poop wall in washtenaw county after dispute with neighbor listen i'm not necessarily condoning this behavior but the amount of feces needed to construct a wall of poop is commendable so imma let it slide this guy has the at advil that's boss nice you know ever since i was a little kid i've always wanted to get on a fire truck i'm tempted to just walk my grown ass over to a fire station and just ask oh my god it worked this is the best day the manor chemical company ugh bro it smells terrible and it's really hot one star at least he's honest dude i am not comfortable in this chair in the slightest my ass hurts i got a big fat round ass and it hurts sorry i didn't make i didn't mean to make the rest of the the the team jealous about my big fat round ass my big [ __ ] juicy she voluptuous cake you guys you wish you had this the more random people you see jogging for no reason the higher the rent's going up bro i heard a gunshot coming from my neighbor's yard late at night a few weeks after i moved in i went to check it out and when i approached him he told me that he does it once every month or so just to keep the property value and taxes at a reasonable level i'm used to it now he just wants to keep paying good prices i get that i would do the same thing once a month bang now i'm still paying good prices they're blanks don't worry about it this is an excerpt from his fader interview the last time i was in thailand i got hit by lightning it wasn't a situation where i could go to the hospital so i just went to bed i was googling it and all it said was you'll die really painfully so i was like okay but it must just have grazed me or something i was sure i was gonna die but i didn't it put me into this next level of seeing things in a weird way i felt like an angel or something everything made sense to me this is on a very scary scale of mad lad that is that is that that is that is a mad lad who no longer fears death i dropped my monster condom that i used for my magnum dom guess who stood up to a bully today listen man that's a that that is a victory medal this new guy doesn't know that i'm the sticker ninja god i'm all stuck with stickers bro instead of revenge i just post pictures of myself naked online to show them how low my ex's standards were seems to really do the trick and it fills in my whole self-loathing thing so it's a win-win kids use sandpit spades to escape kindy try to buy sports they try to buy sports car two five-year-old russian boys used their spades to dig their way out of a kindergarten in a mission planned over several days they then walked two kilometers to a jaguar showroom and told a woman they had to come buy a car but had no money excuse me hey siri what's two kilometers to miles two kilometers we walked uh we walked a mile and a quarter one and a quarter mile to it we kind of buy a sports car but we don't have any money but hey what do respectable young gentlemen give it up give it his car you know this man who has spent 50 years in congress complains to all his friends about the problems they all created oh joe you got some splaining to do [Laughter] dog shoots woman but he's got no opposable thumbs how the hell how'd he do it my one-year-old daughter is obsessed with baby shark all day every day and there's only one way to fix this i'm going to show that little s that little puke of the shallows yeah no more yeah that's the point shut up you gotta learn it's awful never do that don't do that to a child that's horrible [Laughter] i've always wanted to do that baby cry during like a competitive game if i'm playing with a team they're just like dude we gotta get it david what are you doing in the team we go [Music] [Laughter] [Music] oh it'd be so funny to the lady with all the screaming kids at walmart who's wondering how the box of condoms got into her cart you're welcome hey yo small aunt this you sassy tweeted me one more time and i'll start and finish the pokemon challenge you're currently doing before you and uploaded [Laughter] speed runner war hey bro why is there a mark of the two inches well that's for me to know and for your imagination to run wild about bruh my fake facebook account got banned and unbanned they asked for a picture of my face and i sent this and it got reactivated that's because you're real you're the real you're the real dwinnie mini dwayne dwinnie guy shows up to the zoom courtroom with the username butt phone under 3000 because but number one through 2999 we're taking on zoom kind of like pulled pork well this just looks like a wait why is this three hours long oh because you gotta cook on a high for three how funny i like that good news i got a tiny printer so family members who aren't on twitter can enjoy my best tweets oh wow fish shop is everything my heart desires yes i will warn you every item comes with a price yeah i know how shops work bro clean your fingernails anyway this definitely sounds like something the dutch would do source and dutch what are some other mad lad stuff that the dutch did it's your mom source and dutch this video is three seconds no it's not hey let's break youtube how did you what huh one moment 101. ow the soldier is never off duty ours come in blue and deliver hot fresh and safe meals powering through the heavy rains of kolkata we salute the dedication and service of our dominus food soldier mr siobhan gosh who ensured that our stranded customers receive their food even in such adverse conditions they are the real brand ambassadors of domino's pizza and look at that powerful fanny pack as well mr oh oh my gosh he is the man jeff bezos's blue origin files a protest against nasa's awarding of the lunar lander contract to elon musk's spacex can't get it up to orbit now troller telling me everything's gonna be okay you'll be okay man thank you i worked at mcdonald's for two and a half years and i put 11 nuggets on almost every 10 piece i made that's good customer service and if they treat you bad you put in 10. firm 10. meet our latest abuja winners i hope i said the red i'm so sorry i'm i'm about to pronounce another thing as well they all smiled home with 1 million naira you can still join them yo africa spelled backwards is surfa which means absolutely nothing why is this guy always saying that kind of stuff on my post so why is everyone always liking it this has nothing to do with what i said that's the internet man dan gote you gotta gotta get with the times man yo it's crazy how much nestle owns hey hi guys i just want to put this out that i work at walmart and i'm 16 and whenever i'm working in the aisle anytime i see any product of nestle i put it on an overstock cart and hope then my manager will see that almost all nestle products are always overstock and hopefully stop ordering them at my walmart i know it's not that much but i try you know this is the way he's doing his best trying to destroy nestle from the inside whoa [Music] yo bitcoins down to 38. it's below 40k again damn hey what did you get your mother for mother's day yesterday just kidding it's on the 9th what did you buy or are planning to buy scared me man excuse me i just burped in my nose peta called oklahoma governor a meathead on billboard the governor hosts barbecue under it because that's what you do when you're the governor b-movie except it's not a b-movie and i eat a marble finally an honest youtube video filling my entire car with beans and hiring a locksmith to open it sorry what is this real oh this is a real video oh my god i think they actually filled it up with being oh my god they filled it up with beans oh i'll watch that later on my own time that's a that might get a subscribe out of me i found some scientology flyers at the laundromat so i helped to distribute them you know i usually mail them to the nearest kingdom hall jehovah's witnesses while sending the jw literature to the nearest scientologist it's fun to go back and forth like that mommy and kevin i'm the legend let's go kev dangly kev i'm looking for a crypto token developer hey it's greg diami jose i can help hey are you a token dev no way jose [Laughter] ask milk after reaching japan buying this milk is my first task i gotta ask it phone internal ringing slash calling sound effect for editing i'm gonna put this as my voicemail so they'll think they're still calling got him the smp admin had locked me in a bedrock prison because i pranked him at school how do i get out with the things of my inventory please i need help update i died lost all my diamonds didn't care as science i'm the richest person on the smp and now of course the only logical thing to do is to go to the end to get 21 shulker boxes and five elijah's in self-pity yeah and that's why you were in bedrock prison nope i was in the prison for giving him a pen with disappearing ink so he had to do his homework again like five minutes before school started yeah no you deserve being in that bedrock prison that is terrible that is that is a mean awful thing to do one time i bought an illegal cd from someone in greece when i played it it was 47 straight minutes of someone saying i am a homeless man that just stole five euro from you i am a homeless man that just stole five euro from you [Laughter] i was shocked dismayed and low-key impressed now how you gonna get him back so my dad got his hip replaced and had the doctor save it so he could turn it into a cane that's fine gangster you cannot possibly become more boss than turning your own bone into a cane i'd say he's pretty hip flack him with the cane that is crazy cool yeah i've been at a wedding all day and all my sister's boyfriend has done his photoshop pictures on my head looking massive and sent them to me that's great you guys have a great friendship mad lad takes a picture of post on how to screenshot without taking pictures of the screen so what you do is you take your phone and you change snap a picture meet the 12 year old graduating high school and college in the same week i hate him how dare he flex on me like that japanese man arrested after dating more than 35 women at once to get birthday gifts he it's weird because it's like obviously that's mean and terrible kinda not really who cares but he's arrested i can't believe he got i think that's just what i can't believe is he got arrested for it i don't even need to go anywhere i just bought it somebody else could have it oh you're the worst no that's not that's not mad lad you're a dick man asked google ceo sundar pichai hope i said that right don't reset his gmail password has he seen it nope he's not florida teenager arrested again for hitting an rko on an alligator well look the rattlesnake is out of commission he's retired so you gotta hit the gator okay makes sense we are very attached to this feature gmail stopping your email from sending if it says document attachment there's no document attached to saved me so many times yeah it's a good feature it costs like 500 to hire movers and it's only 150 more to make them all wear fbi jackets so i'm just saying for 650 dollars you can look pretty funny the solution to world hunger is eating oh hey it's this guy again that's rude ass what if you were a starving kid i'd eat so you think this will fix the world hunger you can't just tell starving people to eat yes i can a man arrested for riding in the back seat of his driverless tesla got out of jail bought a new one and did it again i have unlimited money to blow on teslas if you take my tesla away i will get another tesla oh my god i will you fool i am a dogecoin millionaire i will spend money on so many teslas off to convert my 86 000 reddit points into triceps you're ready the account has been successfully deleted and he did it he did it it's a blue whale well by mass yes there's a deep sea longboy that is longer well tell us man what's it called a deep sea long boy new zealand man faces legal action for painting penises around potholes well how else is he gonna fix it he would do this that way they were we had to fix it otherwise they would never do it this man's a hero warning do not take photos or video of this sign violators will be violated in uranus by order of the mayor of uranus oh hey look at this thread nice and don't tell me to charge my phone charge your phone charge your phone primary schools in hungary open again this is on the national news oh let's go my man gwen gwyneth paltrow said she drank alcohol made pasta and ate bread during quarantine i went totally off the rails man i can't take my girl gweny anywhere she's gonna eat carbs what dude [ __ ] no carbs i require a virgin sacrifice first comment perfect first comment dr pickles no you'll be the next sacrifice the first episode of ninjago on some anime titties finally cement for my tastes my birthday is on may 7th can someone say happy birthday to me bad birthday no writing the location of free charge atms on a not free atm nice that's funny oh lol i found this song in a game and couldn't find the name so i recorded the song and uploaded it to youtube just so i could see what it would lead me to after being copyright claimed and it worked that's using ai up in a very smart way i like that doom paul what what a way to get information yeah my dad swears he doesn't have a favorite right i'm not even gonna bother trying to pronounce your last name homeboy class of 2021 oh ryan's a valedictorian but justin is not valedictorian we're still proud of you justin thanks texas a m i know i got you my pro free diving friend found a unique whale shark and ended after his favorite taco bell menu item this certificate's awarded to chris for your contribution to the hawaiian and international scientific communities thank you for supporting whale shark research whale shark hirt 340 is now formally named crunchwrap supreme nice so i had to sign off on that no one can stop me i have disco keys now everywhere i go be funky my dad played the er my granddad played this epic decades long practical joke on me every christmas for as long as i remember he would put on jeff wayne's war of the worlds only the first disc and he said it was a christmas tradition every year without fail he would put the cd on regardless of which were at his house or it came to us that year it was only in christmas 2020 where i had christmas without seeing any family due to coba restrictions where i lived that i asked my housemate do you want to go stick on war of the worlds now or later housemate looks to me perplexed what oh you know war of the worlds my granddad insisted it was tradition uh only your granddad does that i told him over a video called boxing day never heard the old man laugh so hard he got you good dummy apex legend is being hacked by hackers who are frustrated with titanfall hackers fight fire with fire i guess i found this game for girls uh i'm a boy and i'm gonna play it i showed my mother the giovanni i i'm gonna butcher this name i'm so sorry but i i showed my mom the giovanni giorgio meme and she said it isn't funny so i've said whatever giovanni meme i've found ever since just as a you know if you don't find it funny i'm uh i got i got it it's what i got to do especially with people giving awards to themselves yeah those people suck hey edit yo thanks for the silver scottish guy 2001 all appreciate it it wasn't him it was an alt i like god but it's totally okay if you don't believe nice not really a mad lad thing to do but all right just unity unity's gangster my granddad is 75 next year he didn't fight two world wars for this silliness the first world war was more than a hundred years ago how did your granddad fight that he didn't fight as i just said i i was very clear with what he did and did not do sounds like someone doesn't like to listen the scammer tried to hack our cable we don't have cable so me and my friends acted like three different people and i acted like i went up on the roof to see who my provider was and like i fell down and died they were scared and hung up i got them good uh i'm australian what's happening oh we're we're in the oh we're in the euro finals and if england wins against us we'll ask you [Laughter] um can one of the editors tell me what this says you're australian i can't read this [Music] yo just testing if you're still harding comments two years later and oh my god oh my god it's exactly what's happening dedication to the cause this man can do anything look at this on one on one jenga here have a picture of jesus what that's not jesus or is it i dip my fries in blank and you can't say ketchup ketchup nobody tells me i can't say ketchup so to dip my fries in tastes good blind myself with a lamp for no reason part three got a hundred thousand views let's go kid i step on a lego without getting hurt oh what a champ if you look at my bio you've lost the argument well i wasn't even in an argument with you all right well i just finished up collecting and placing all the blocks wait you got every block in minecraft how'd you get bedrock how'd you do it you're clearly in survival how did you get bedrock candace mom i haven't watched a show in a while who's candace oh candace is phineas and ferb's older sister who tries to constantly bust up for their wacky creations and antics it's okay damn it you missed a joke oh my apologies good sir but can this dick fit in your mouth i don't know can it we make smartphones what do you make money unlike you i a monster keep my amps organized by color you're disgusting yo i'm redistributing the reddit nfts for free so they become valueless now give me karma and like you got it 9.3 000 up votes and all those awards hello i have mike and i typed in the no mic channel oh now you're banned from the discord buddy i told alfie to stand on his chair and he actually did it the absolute nutter look at him crazy guy can you throw us the patch notes while we wait good sir no that's how it is nowadays deal with it i sneaked fifty dollars into a woman's purse upon overhearing her tell her child that they couldn't afford peanut butter forget about pickpocketing she's put pocketing that's a really sweet story though i'm happy that good human good human moment i told my boss i was going to post this picture oh he didn't believe me sorry boss at everyone no lost me i can't ping everyone all right okay then um not reading all those names but uh beat this idiot using glitches to create a plane and dream car builder thinking outside the box i wanted to get in the sky and my precision engineering made it happen uh question for girls do you watch why is this in the rant tag [Laughter] i'm not a girl but i'm a comment anyways like a savage just heads up you can only get the sith report on yourself if you're in europe assume since they have stronger privacy laws i think california too but don't quote me on that look at california too from nepet's doom you don't tell me what to do i'll quote whoever i want to quote in 2017 my character looks so bad and it still does now didn't change one bit i actually drove it around about exactly 57 times because i was trying to see how long it would take for my gf to notice she was playing breath of the wild on the switch meanwhile this cop watched me the entire time never even pulled me over i'm kind of jealous of that cop and i want to see his dash cam footage nice this guy has been reading the shrek script one word of the time for the past two and a half years he's gotta do what he's gotta do what extinct creature would be an absolute nightmare for humans if it still existed i feel like pterodactyls would be a nuisance dude they would urinate all over us and wouldn't even notice i i mean you probably wouldn't notice it you just wouldn't hear it because the p is silence i sang the b movie script to the tune of all-star for an hour for a full hour let's go my six-year-old sister asked me what's cringe well i told her oh you'll know when you get older once she turns into a teenager i'm gonna make her re-watch all the cringy youtube kids videos that she watches right now that's the plan baby for some reason this song sounds so much longer than four minutes well that's because there's 13 more seconds so yeah it is a lot longer sometimes i tangle with the embrace of death by putting the can opening tab into the soda after opening it i'm not afraid no you're just stupid a gamer identifying as challenger 2 commander has posted a classified document online in order to improve the accuracy of the in-game design of the tank in the video game war thunder i mean hey that's one way to solve your problem today is the only day you can upvote this and the date is today nah i'm up voted tomorrow dude it says today i don't care i do what i want i do what i want when i want ain't no cooked up no problem baby no i i have a cooktop i just wanted to make a personal attack to glass bed users really hate them so i passed a toyota carrying a toyota towing a toyota carrying a toyota followed by a toyota carrying a toyota towing a toyota carrying its way oda what now any thoughts on this nah that's just cool as hell ninety percent of kids in the south have to eat soap after cursing man when i was a kid it was the taste of victory calling your sister a blossom never forget that taste rick is snoring like crazy good buddy can you hear him snoring like you worked a 12-hour shift and for what i am tired of lunch these clowns i'm tired of people caught in the freezers of their beef wendy what is the name of your restaurant wendy's when these nuts gonna fit in your mouth i don't know when will they what wedding moment made you think oh they're not gonna last long when my wife said i do that's when i knew it wasn't gonna keep the voice crack in there makes it sound like he's a broken man i like it when my wife said i do that's when i knew it wasn't gonna and boy was i right i turned hot dog water into ice cubes for guests that i don't like so if you wonder why your drink tastes funny huh and i'll just boil some wieners it's wiener juice a centaur that's half horse have centaur and you get nightmare fuel it's basic math although the orange circle on the right appears bigger they are actually the same size i can read through the broken gerbils i'll go text i'm just built different my english teacher was close to retirement and had really poor eyesight a mate started to listen on the right side of the classroom managed to shuffle both himself and his desk to the back of the room then over to the left he then managed to climb through the window sauntered around the building came back into the room and apologized for being late it wasn't even illegal to see if he could it's not about skipping school it's about sending a message that hey on your left teach oh i've seen this one before my boss and i had an ugly sweater competition tape a mirror to your shirt got fired but it was an epic prank isn't that really what it what matters you still haven't done your taxes no judgment you're putting off filing because i'm committing tax fraud that doesn't seem like a good idea crime pickle why do you keep ending up in mad lads i've seen you like 15 times that pickle's rotten this is amazing we do not have wi-fi talk to each other and pretend it's 1995. i mean that's okay i have data listen what you want i have there what do you think this is the modern world of course you don't have wi-fi we got 5g towers everywhere i'll be fine i think i'm gonna look up for my phone to talk to people at elon musk thank you for the follow i'm delighted and honored sorry accidental tap but if you buy a tesla i'll still unfollow but i'll say thanks advertisement why ads i don't know but this doesn't look like an ad to me this looks like code is this subliminal i i gotta click on it now i'm curious about what's going on oh dude you lost all your bits why is this a mad lads post i don't understand why wait a minute why is this in mad lads this this this is very abs did the editor who put this in here this just looks like a picture that you meant to send a friend like hey i dropped all the bits come help me pick it up why is the mad lads [Music] and why is this what is mad lads about this this seems like it's mildly infuriated who collected this bring me who collected this hey quick the europeans are asleep let's flex on them with a football uh i'm european and i'm a wink oh my god panda express start here pay here i don't underst i don't get it is it in the background where everything's restarting is that what's going on dude this is the weirdest mad lads i've ever seen half of these aren't even mad lads it's just photography i don't get it well that is a mad luck he's achieved levitation kid explains the lore of five nights at freddy's as his assignment for the finals and he did that all in only 14 minutes matpat you got some condensing to do buddy he put it all in 14 minutes you have 50 videos you got a lot to learn oh was it december 16 until 2020 then yeah he got play i thought it was december 16 2016 known as december 2020. he's ahead of the game and and being concise an entire the entire b-movie vocoded to gangsta's paradise has still not been caught by copyright funds i mean i feel like that would be pretty hard to catch because it's both like the you're combining two different properties in the one mega mash property i feel like that's gonna be hard to catch anyway back in high school this one kid and i hated each other and one day he randomly gave me a 25 gift card to texas roadhouse i was like wow okay maybe you're not so bad i go to texas royal house you need a 25 meal only to find out he put one dollar on the card and wrote 25 on it and that's when i killed him your honor yo check it out fifty shades of gray dude i don't need to pull out any tools to see that the first one doesn't have equal rgb values get out of here with your blue gray that's not a that's not that false shade that's the ratatouille color i feel like i've seen this before my neighbor just got an unsecured wireless printer so i sent this to him hello i am your printer i have become self-aware there's a girl in front of me on the bus having a full facetime call out loud with her parents so i put my face in the camera and said honey i had no idea i was meeting your parents today i will enter your personal life if you enter my personal space so just keep that in mind because now i gotta go buy slacks i'm meeting this girl's family yeah it's all fun and games to a large angry animal decides to push through a few dry rotted old boards but enough about how i met my wife well done well done on that joke classic hate my life joke this guy's a real i don't know i'd name a comedy where the guy hates his wife i don't know if you receive a message with a link to any of iggy azalea's songs do not open it is it a virus no she sucks dude god like is just not a uh talented performer i'm sorry it's the truth 19 notifications why are you lying to me reddit trying to make me feel like i'm important man running from cops stops to pet cats goes to jail i mean hey man's got priorities someone spilled their dunkin donuts coffee in the school lobby so this kid got out as dunkin donuts uniform and started directing traffic around saying things like ma'am watch out this is a dunkin donuts matter when a security guard walked up to him to ask what he was doing the kid told him to stand back he was just doing his job this kid dunking donuts why remove my comment or simply you didn't understand the joke mate all i said was search cringe in the urban dictionary because it's related to the topic of this video i didn't need to take it personally damn can i borrow some milk from one of you bro it's 1 44 in the morning why do you need milk all right adrian how much do you need i put cereal on the bowl and there was no milk like a whole gallon dead ass if you come to the window i sneak out of i'll give you milk man you're mad dumb adrian but hey he got his milky cereal starting off the morning right let us at aldi grocery store well that doesn't look like lettuce that looks like a stink what is it all wha what is it new york post snake or lettuce maybe it's a snake was found in the lettuce but i don't know it's not what it said getting so pretentious about these mad lad posts what am i i went through the live chat and blocked everyone who said anything positive i feel like you wasted seven hours went to lunch came back 14 years later that was a long lunch just got punched in the face for being named mark oh that's gone oh that's gonna leave a bruise [Laughter] i slept with a married and pregnant woman ask me anything why oh because she's my wife i didn't mention that but yeah we're married completely normal why it's almost impossible to make a 710 split in bowling from wired i mean it isn't that hard they hit those kinds of splits all the time because that's matt from wii sports the final boss of the wii games if you're wondering if there was ever a main character in in the in the wii in me universe it's not you it's me the mean matt not me but me you know what i mean i'm gonna go to mcdonald's anything you guys want i'm gonna get a hamburger a cheeseburger a big mac give me a whopper i'm gonna remember all that easy hamburger cheeseburger big mac whopper whopper at mcdonald's nice i am banned at the mcdonald's for pissing them off by asking for a whopper every day i was there every day at point 12 o'clock it was fun anyway you gotta find little things in life that you like to do a man from china bought a first class ticket which came with access to a vip lounge that had free food he rescheduled over 300 times in a year to enjoy over 300 free meals when investigated it was found that after eating he would change his reservation to a later date he finally canceled this ticket and got a full refund oh this guy's baller this mad lad just uploaded the shrek movie but sped up if you put it at .25 x speed it's looks just like normal and that's the future of piracy take a look at it folks this is what we're waiting for i'm burying a dollar store skeleton in a shallow grave under my new deck should be funny in 30 years of the next guy is rebuilding it i also put an ancient curse on the skeleton so that way i terrify the next family that moves in on this nice day off i wanted to lay in the sun but also wanted to play some games it was too bright to see the screen outside so i found a compromise slash solution playing some sun getting some sun and having some fun in my box you know what it's all about i'm so glad you put that giant white circle there i might not have seen it otherwise ukraine yes i said ukraine for no reason you're the worst kind of person that's not funny or just random and random is not funny yeah i said it believe it too told alfie to stand on this chair he actually did it the absolute nutter he stood on the chat i've seen this a thousand times you know alfie's in prison now for standing on chairs it's not funny it's dangerous stuff my parents invited all their friends and family to a costume party then when the people got there they found out it was actually their wedding but hey at least the bottom right there they're they're dressed to impress i like their i like their outfits everyone else you know they didn't know it's okay buying a crane to move a pencil three centimeters seems like overkill but you know what made for one hell of a video didn't it just crack it then buy it when you have the money i think it's against liberals to suggest piracy so maybe consider deleting this i'll consider it no i won't winrar and win war maintenance wait you bought it dude john a winrar is gonna have enough money for dinner thank you dude letting teenagers enjoy reading forcing them to read boring books and look at them in too much detail causing them to hate reading you know what i'm saying it's easy simple fun yeah i'm going to air drop this to my teacher tell me how that goes your future self is talking [ __ ] about you jokes on him ruin his life by eating like right now i'm gonna shotgun all these 7-eleven taquitos bought eight of them for fun oh no this is all this is all sorts of messed up this is a software gore what is this doing in here what is it well a band is a group of people who play music together but that's not important you forgot to change accounts now i ain't setting up a juggle of someone else to take the slam dunk doesn't matter me baby man in london places a 50k bounty on his own head for any isis terrorist that kills him adding i've got a sword good luck i'm not worried about isis come on lads have a crack oh he's he's watched a few too many action movies but you know what he's got a sword so have a crack eric let's do something i am doing something i'm making [ __ ] tea my badass new teapot but i want to have fun with you and i can't do that ever making tea you plan to do that all night yeah on my convection stove i'm making tea chamomile green tea oolong tea it doesn't matter i got so many kinds of tea to make i just changed the order of things a sex scene came on when i was watching a movie with my parents and i said wow you guys really watch this garbage disgusting and i pretend to be so disgusted i left now my parents feel bad about themselves that i think they've won one a couple favors this is software gore what is this doing in mad lads what is this bizarro world that i've stepped in today i don't get it man clash royale player gets arrested but still does clan roars bro i just got arrested wait what is that you're hot from death not what the [ __ ] bro i just got arrested me and my friend broke into my high school and the cops came and tried to arrest me for breaking and entering in burglary but you know what they ain't going to stop me from getting them warm battles in let's go baby lastly who i believe to be the manningest laddingest mad lad to have ever mad laddered i yelled big chungus in a walmart now not for nothing takes a lot of confidence to yell something so obscure in a public setting in the lego section no less disclaimer this is not me you get no credit thomas whoever this young man is he's a damn legend in some sense of the word thank you guys for watching if you like this video and want to see more like it be sure to subscribe and until next time my name is damian you've been watching dele and i'll see you next time [Music] [Music] you
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