THOU SHALT BE SKIPPED!! | UNO

all right please don't let the bot be Barbara mint mint yellow man mint you need a mint I had him in deep mint blah okay I'll live with [ __ ] wah-wah I believe it's pronounced Wow isn't it - the theme like why would it wouldn't barber only be in the Rayman won its Barbara Rayman character yeah Barbara is a Rayman character dummy no I never played rabbits or Rayman okay have you just been like whenever you're playing a game you're like I hope not and then you load up rabbits and you're like oh thank god and you had no idea that was a ream and character yeah I thought barber was just some fictional character they made up Bruno very nice Marc what am I gonna do what am I gonna do it was my only blue what am I gonna do draw a card man be a bro no come on why would I ever know haha dude why are we all skips come on man okay well that's all right that hurts like a butt cheek on a stick my dude turbot well all right back to your is coming back to your weird-ass insult Bob ass insult I guess technically yeah blas insult yeah what now Bobby I ain't got nothing to do yeah that's what you get gosh diddly darn it you're so dumb sometimes Wow listen wha hey that correctly take some of that [Music] I don't remember rabbits I've never had ones ELISA we played rabbits it's gotta be a PG thing [ __ ] strange [Laughter] alright cool not my real dad alright cool alright baby alright I it's my only hey what it's I had no options you know what can i what can I do right alright well I to also have no options I also what what you got hey wait a minute hey whatever no ahead uh I don't really want to do that one anymore no balls you want hey wait a minute here I don't have a five I do this that's a wise choice that's a wise choice that's a wise choice seeing why listen that's a what is that what does that do me not me not me not me not me oh you know how to do it game number one that didn't make sense in number two I feel uncomfortable oh you but bottle bottle bottle jar I'm not gonna pass that over wait what'd you say I feel like this game just like it splits your brain in half and you try to speak out of both sides and what comes out is nonsense no that is that's completely yeah think of a container and you thought of both bottles jars yeah what to do what that rabbit doesn't like it when you take your time what Oh y-yeah because of this Wade oh well that's not cool hey wait a minute man hey Mark I've got this one in the bag I thought those and I was looking at the note yes I was looking at the number upside down that was my blue Bob I feel like you're doing this intentionally mark I know that you had greens bro I gave you green and you didn't do anything we're talking here you see put me in these situations Bob where I can't do anything and I feel like you do it additionally a crabapple I finally get to play what listen huh Bob but listen huh Bob but listen huh Bob that was good and that was what you deserved but at the same time I don't feel like that was a pretty oh look here mark you want to do something okay I mean I'll I'll do some you do some color does he have Wade I'm not telling you it's a secret oh no this game as well as you're doing that was all your fault Wade someone do a breakdown in the comments just say exactly how that was Wade's fault it'll be really simple Thank You aides me Finn that's right guess what you sound like that's you that's what you are that my voice in your head yes okay like Jimmy for self okay why it's not better no no see Hart did you just read shirt the see Hart I don't think weights reading that right I don't think period mat to us why do you like that car I just I drew it mom I mean if you make it blue well I like blues a good color blah I will run thank you that's a weird threat to me I think that's a good car color Bob I think you picked well poop green and it's weird doctor yeah what's your poop like it like that it has the characters on it and everything oh gosh diddly diddly darn it trying to like something how can I help you alright listen he help you help me help you help who help you help me help you okay I just want not here Marty have the way yay all right cool thanks your walk now I guess we're all in the same team we're all we're all on the same page there we're all in this together to defeat the huns need God's help well I mean what the [ __ ] straight out of the gate Oh brutal eyes that even doesn't even compare wait all right listen takes it what color you want Bob I'll pick it what color well I mean red was fine I don't know I find red then doesn't work out well for me but I'll do it for you Bob look I'll make the sacrifice for boat by hand is marked so good now he's been good wait I hate to break it to you it was in my pants like that BJ man my hand is pretty dope really hope you aren't putting these cards in your pants well you don't know till you hold them do you I mean I'm not touching them you got no way to hold them know when to pants on Oh God [Laughter] Wade you have so many cards I do that doesn't work kind of blue can you guys blue you guys need to make it blue and I'll make that's not blue this is blue you silly dingus Oh No Wow yeah what's that feel like all right here we go okay keep talking jumping there we go that's what I'm just do well if you block a plus-two from hitting well it doesn't matter what color I put but does you know bob has no weights just gonna change it anyway alright so whatever color II picks is the color Wade has yeah thank you thank you okay never [ __ ] mind oh you know I challenge that [ __ ] you oh wait oh no well that sucks mark I just need you to be nice like I was to you okay I apparently I can't play this card that I wanted oh never mind I appreciate you wait please but I'm just having so much fun what hurt me so much of the Dickens all right look what you started what did I start what are you start look what are you did what did I do look in the mirror sir all I have is a camera people don't see the power holy [ __ ] god damn what a terrible terrible card to have for this exact [Laughter] [Music] and I'm you that's how you made me feel uh-huh yeah okay that's how I felt inside you want to know how I feel you say your mom so I'm sorry aunt it's just muted forever all right I did not steal that hand for Mark originally I gave that hand to mark originally that's true that was originally your hand wait that was my hand at the start but at the same time I gave Bob a similar style thing if you will win and you pass it on but I didn't ask for that wait sir wait wait listen you that's Kylie do you be like a writer it's really toxic of you to give someone a gift and then laud that over them that's not cool yeah that's called Christmas no yeah you better give me two in return that's called worthless you remember the episode of the office where Dwight did people favors and then held that against them you remember that it's called Christmas all right you got me there but I wanted to speak slower or something you could mark I think we need to have a meeting oh no Bob don't you talk to him I was saying I think we need to have a meeting about Wade all right cool let's have that meeting you want to go in like a separate room or something I'm even I'm not even allowed to participate in the game anymore uh-oh that wasn't fair no that was really unfair actually I don't go yellow why not oh god it's all a new button hey Wade urine is the color of the gods okay you [ __ ] I don't know I don't know what you meant by that but you know cool I guess what's a good color for you to have some fun oh I mean like a red or a yellow oh I like red not good if you go after I just needed it like eight cards ago I would have been so mad I'm getting rid of my bad card here so that we you guys want to worry about anymore it's all gone and blah is gonna be punished Bob's good to be punished as long as you two never play out good I say unless he has a +4 hit but I don't like the way you treat blah are you [ __ ] my pancakes your mammoth dick into my pancakes I appreciate the compliment your well really not what we're all right tiny dick it's so small where is it can't find it who knows we tried just playing games over here there's a whole search and rescue team looking for that dick and they found nothing oh dear well that worked out oh wait like that's not true I feel like you might have just won the game blue definitely yellow Oh goddamn it okay so I'm thinking of that green I don't remember I'm thinking that Reds safe bet I mean that I had another solution to the problem all right cool never mind I didn't I didn't blue anyway I apologize [Music] [Music] suck my hand boy that's not the phrase it's a clear blue [Laughter] French horse was the original sepm they're supposed to be that like a bonus at the end mrs. what wait how did I not get that as fast as possible yeah horse I was horse the whole time I'm sorry two French [ __ ] go make sure I emphasize the ste French on the street in the red-light district and just every window comes screaming out in the distance feeling fear grip you're right that and that was like a hallway it was a French hallway oh it was my turn too caught up in the bit you see hi what happened to our hands we were all so low and now we're all so high get a meeting somebody you know what okay oh I don't have that okay yeah I know on Twitter ooh no said that nothing stacks but you understand that we don't control the rules of this game right chat that literally we have to obey the rules of the game because it's a game did you guys see that that you know came out on Twitter and was like you only have to draw one card and you can't stack draw two new a poll internet was like well you guys play uno on computers you play it wrong and I was like we have no control over that well we intentionally set the rules to [ __ ] each at that's the rule setting I choose every time I blow it up really no it's fine fine I won't play a beer with all my French [ __ ] wait listen I know I know ladies ladies please line up one at a time I can't handle all this it is in fact me it is me but calm down listen I got a girl listen I got a girlfriend I'm sorry I'm sorry I got a girlfriend got a girlfriend yeah I got a girlfriend yeah you know what maybe you should leave the sound of footsteps dear was that German French enough for you what the [ __ ] you're saved yes die blah what did wha do to you don't wings that sound hold on was that better don't do that stop doing the thing you're doing you're sweeter that sounds supposed to be just curious yeah that's like a read but you take off the are you just have the you know it's nice long winded II after that you're right making guys still making that reference huh sweet that's the first thing I thought of I just didn't want to say anything because I didn't want to get him down any road baba dude you guys know how to get to the sweetie I just from I don't even know it's not from anything it's literally that's not that's not great one never should have given him house guards mark had to come see you from yeah hey whoa guys can we chill out with this now we can chill oh that kind of worked out yeah do you just think if they do like a live-action Simpsons I could be Homer Simpson animated drop cards my cards [ __ ] broken oh I'm just gonna draw cards okay that's fine I would like okay I'll sit here and just keep collecting ah thank you thank you okay I know what color was that was it was it green greeny merit I wanna do no I'm just gonna do it I'm gifting you something wave well I don't want to get marks hand originally you know what you're right it was thank you for being marked good job thanks we're really on the same wavelength there man screw that wait gawk come on Instant Karma you don't know the meaning of Karma Oh guess who's got more cards than waiting okay same amount you won't you listen did you do that just to get you son of a [ __ ] prick funny I am going soon my life is now dedicated to ruin I'll take all of yours that's okay it's a free-for-all I got it that's like karate I was that when Mario saw the guy die and then the monkey yeah like how weight mutes himself like he died Oh discord he just goes quiet oh all this as it should be let's see here let's see here let's see yeah play good play my thank you thank you now who's got more cards good play now who's got four now who's got more cards wait that one was laughing at you not with you I thought we were friends you thought wrong good play good thank you all right good play thank you thank you it's okay cuz blahs got my back don't hurt me you like that bomb didn't ya wait I have a - can I just draw + ah well but you alright so I've got a problem mark yeah listen okay good good good okay well wait now wait I need a favor [Laughter] [Applause] and he gave you well neat alright so I got another conundrum all right well you should ask you for help man I didn't even know this is gonna it's gonna cause some problems what my hand was so good what hey but Wow mmm listen whoa [Laughter] why would you want that back why would I want this listen when when a amateur chess player is playing against a master they can't receive the move they're making because they're so far down the road but it'd still be red why you'd be read some more issues okay wait everything's fine everything's fine mark yes I know everything good it's Bob you wouldn't understand under my fingertips when you have a large brain I knew you would never be able to perceive my moves I am that smart oh god I forgot a time for this blasting my ears all right everyone just let's be filled wha and don't don't okay wait why'd you make it blue no cuz I picked a color that was colorful we are all back up to eight cards yeah oh god damn it huh what the [ __ ] Wow somebody needs to work out they are Angie for this game but no no listen listen listen me me me me me why in god's name when i gift you that okay jokes over my cool here we go funny joke good oh boy okay I'm sure Wade will have to draw some cards oh I'm sure I'm sure I'm sure good joke good joke very good ah-ha no it's my only blue all right good good good okay that's how you know oh sweet ever-loving Jesus why would you keep it that color you unbelievable that color is fine no color sucks I feel like that color fine in your turn I think your color in general actually wants a waterslide but hey yes you know what's a good [ __ ] color I don't believe you also don't like this color I think it's dumb and ok well yeah yeah yeah yeah look who's gonna get punished now my dude I am taking you to school what a great look when you're a master a greenway god this this is the hand of Marcus Marcus seven decks ahead of us right high cards apiece listen I'm in the baby it's ok wait no no thank you is there an upper limit on number of cards you could have over 30 before dear oh wait a minute okay there we go listen it's fine any more [ __ ] sevens hanging around out there mommy daddy oh sorry holler look at that color thank you boys like that color would be skipped oh boy please go alright B skip Darwin knew me did it just hand it around the whole [ __ ] Wow everywhere what the [ __ ] man hey what what oh I got swept up in the foot you problem I don't know why you're getting someone yeah yeah that was the worst color you could have ever chosen hmm you are an [ __ ] here's what you get skip it you can you can talk in that funny stupid voice all you want but it still makes you a jerk oh yeah not blue College eating you yeah I kind of was so I could do this I couldn't remember what that like wait a minute challenging computer wha do walk challenge do the challenge stupid that's okay Wade still has 15 cards I think we'll survive I don't know how do you have 17 cards and have no blue oh there you go you've had blue buddy it's okay [Music] [Laughter] [Music] do you have to say wait wait you lucked out Bob yes I do I do I do I really do well I don't really have much choice hey come on now I know everybody likes blue okay oh it's not a good thing to happen right before this other thing that's happened I never had a finger go numb for like four straight days no finger my right hand has been tingling for like four days in the back too long I'm busy like woken up with a dumb finger dumb hand from like sleeping on it but more than you know into the evening of the same day I guess you're marking have if you just wanted your hand back man just admitted because you like me no it's fine it's fine it's fine I get it first off Wade you're making some pretty grand assumptions dude they're so big you said a brand not big but they're so grandiose there you go that's more appropriate but not the point it could be you know that's an option thank you that's not good once he got Wade we get him like that got him I missed the D that's too bad I don't want to do that look mark you deal with this okay no no I'll deal with this okay tough crowd hey you good hand right winning hand well I got a three-letter scream - oh okay well I got three by threes red I had a three - so it's okay cool aha oh dear is it blue to draw the cards it says next - [ __ ] him haha the shoes sort of thought it wasn't blue [Music] you

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Id: A85FdFFzML8

Length: 37min 19sec (2239 seconds)

Published: Tue Jul 16 2019

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[u/MaraAmpora]

At the 16th minute starts my fave bit ever