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appreciate it thanks buddy of your guys is uh your guys's team we all know work is the right to work wait why is it work otherwise we made oh us is your name woad woad it to scratch your tummy are you [ __ ] that cat sounds like wade's getting jealous yeah he is getting jealous because i'm touching his [ __ ] [Applause] i mean i'm [Laughter] [Applause] i forgot i was on wednesday oh that's that's all i gotta do is drop the fire the fire cat jokes that mark comes right screaming back yeah no sorry bob sorry about friendship over i'm with wade now you're really you're hard to read sending mixed signals here look man look unless you give another slang or like that i i will not be on your team uh-oh listen archie we're on the same team now you hear me you get him you get him bud no no you get them weighed listen i can protect you see what your other sides look like all right uh all right archie you could do this oh buddy that's not yes listen the numbers are hard okay you're a cat i forgive you oh we're going back i guess all right wade has a purple and wild oh mark you don't know why am i saying that out loud come on archie wade has a purple in a while don't give it to him wade i'm really sorry no you wouldn't that would not even i would not i wouldn't do it i wouldn't do it i think you should probably do it mark just to see what happens nice work archie nice work nice workout archery he set me up and i kicked it through the goal post the ever moving goal post i just no marks this is a big play no mark's making movies yeah yeah no it's wait it's all part of it i can see i can't see what's coming but i can smell big moves in the future for sure yeah see wait now it's all coming together i knew what she was going to do look what you have in your hand wade look at how you're about to just dominate the competition yes oh [Music] that was a little slow you could pick faster next time keep the hype going but yeah it's fine i'm still processing the plus five i got when i had uno from my teammate no what that's not what happened no no it's part of the grand plan there's the scheme there's a shenanigan occurring this is there's hijinks being played out bob bob is going to be so mad in a little bit so mad you're going to be so mad yeah hit him again wade nice yes all right all right wait wait no hit him you got him all right he's got the knowledge and the plays and oh buddy that doesn't work out very well for me that's horrible i feel like we're not we're not working together as a team at all archie i get the sense that i'm the only one who's in on this bit all right i can't be right back to the colorful realm first i love how the music changes i haven't really noticed when we go to this realm the music is all dark and i like this version of reality better than the other version which it's just all right all right we're back to a good color hey archie yeah calm down there cat all right all right make some play oh now we're gonna make some plays here's your play buddy oh good that's that's that's is that not the color you have done all right all right mark yes are you ready to receive my love yeah receive it i am receiving it ah yeah no this isn't good pay it forward archie listen okay yeah they can take it for the team that's that's a good soldier hey look at that wait now let's talk about this colored it's okay wait i'll save you thank ooh wade has blue and red ah he has two blues and a red i've seen them i seen them but i have this he does have that he does okay for the victory archie is the best teammate how did you lose with him wayne he's so good he's skillful he's really good i won and then you guys accused me of saying wait i know why didn't you work with this cat this game was a genius i gave you that plus five i thought you would know what to do with it yeah i i did i drew five more cards no bob i can't work with this guy i saw the play mark i saw thank you at least someone made it you want to mix it up i think you and i should team up each other's eyes i can't stop looking at the way your lips look you know yeah i can't stop looking at that countdown on your face never mind now i can see your face again i my hands were completely off the keyboard in mouse get a mark they might have been down my pants sorry i i teamed back up but with the wrong thing that was like three seconds before i was trading r g r g r g archie i'm setting you up wade i'm sorry all right i got it she screwed me over the place you're coming you got this blade a little bit that's a good card you want that card that was a good draw positive draw positive draw hey challenge me i will ah man actually that art is the only thing i can play right now so i guess it was good how do you have so many cards that are all useless hey look at this guy great question i don't know if the back side of my deck looks good but the front side is pretty much like the sahara desert no the back side does not look great well that's great dude i don't know why you did that okay yes yes yes yes wow okay wow sure [Applause] no i'm challenging archie's are lying never mind i just got all the others never lies cats always tell the truth no cats always land on their feet that they can lie as much as they want i don't think that's true never forgets an elephant always lands on his feet yes teamwork yes two cats in a bush is worth three in a barrel you get five for ten if you put a million cats in a room with a million typewriters yes uh yeah an infinite amount of time eventually you have a bunch of [ __ ] covered typewriters that checks up okay what are you gonna what are you going to do what are you going to do pathetic path pitiful you know what we need more we need more teamwork wade yeah well it's i haven't played in 30 years yes what do you think there's going to be one good one never mind so yeah do it again do it again all right oh well what the archie's got the place look at this five-head move he's playing over here kenny we can't even keep up with what's happening yeah on the bright side i've got so many cards now i can't possibly lose action number one going on on your teammate there mark thanks man together we're like five for ten heads how are all of my cards yeah i'm whipping it right back well i have one of those i guess yeah don't get too excited too yet you're just playing right into archie's master plan i'm terrified of archie he definitely knows what's happening in evil yeah yeah oh yeah oh i know i think archie has an orange i have one i don't even not even look brain plays take that archie all right you may think you've won this one but i know archie he's giving me the signals yeah he's giving you the the blank stare the dead eyes look he's doing it doing it and he's he's all forward back yes back and forth and back and forth yes it's all according to plan flopping around like a like a bunch of nudists at the beach i didn't look again at what archie has so we're flying behind here blue mark's not going to do scene that's one of those ones where i'm a little afraid you might have had a stroke make sure you can lift both your arms up over your head real quick for me [Laughter] i was so excited my mouth decided not to worry you know your insults aren't as biting these days and i don't know why oh just you wait you'll feel the bite soon wow man aren't just got this deck counted out he knows all the ends and the outs he knows the little crevices archie knows he smells them coming down nose he's got yellow weight i remember to look it's yellow or is it okay that's not what you want to see [Music] oh that's not what you want it's yellow don't make it yellow anything but yellow a good one good one yeah i didn't know what number it was i was hoping it wasn't four good one four i can't remember a color and a number at the same time so all right we'll have to go back to the other side and figure that out what the frick what your mic just cut out and you were just like i don't know what my mic does you can't tell me how my mic is that wasn't the play well we know archie doesn't have green oh i knew it i didn't wait no no god yes no i'm wait did you do that i did that yeah that was the most savage [ __ ] oh my god too late mark was already on top you know mark is a terrible teammate holy crap uh archie if that costs you the win i am big son what's wrong with you man big sorry archie i'm big sorry damn damn oh you're not settling damn you know it just show goes to show i'll stab anybody in the back and i won't even think about it before i do it it'll be instinctual betrayal is in my blood that's that's concerning i don't like it i will take this one archie because i owe you i owe you [Laughter] you fool what why is he drawing no archie i did this for you archie man archie really did not see the the plan that you had i threw him off his rhythm all right we gotta go back why do we have to go back i don't know this is pretty good oh wait go back i want to go back i want to go back i had restraint i think i have the superior teammate oh man he double hated me just like that i mean i made it yellow too i had the big brain played you had the absolute killer crush uh can you stop complimenting each other for one moment wait it was so good what you did was brilliant and also amazing it can't be brilliant and amazing there's no way bryan is a it's possible but i'm saying oh you're making a bald joke you are correct i'm proud of my lack of hair good job buddy good job man thank you i don't know what happened i zoned out for a long time that i heard bald jokes so i just i thought figures about me you're just basking in the glow the compliments and just like oh yeah oh flip flop oh yeah oh yeah if i have two ones can i tape those together and play them as a two sure i'd say yeah i couldn't find the button wait i see those plus fives in you we are not going to the other dimensions i don't know which ones are let's go hang out on the other side of them is this one of them no you're good you're good is this one of them nope you're good no oddly enough no they're your middle cards buddy don't you worry about it all right i'm gonna play i'm gonna live dangerously dude what do you think of that cat i thought so you know i'm also on archie's team so i could be a threat if you yeah you think about that it's the only real threat no if you think about it i could work here i could i could also i've won a game before i've done it no no i've i've done i've won games oh no no i mean i have you can't deny it no no i don't know i don't think that's right i'm a player in this too three there were all those twos waiting you're gonna put a three in there i had a two ready to go can you put a three in there a threat mark no wait exact reason right there no number two you can't no you can't even get two strands four taking a poo look at that look at this guy with double digit cards now look at you he's just lashing out now he has no strategy no i have a plan no threat whatsoever coming from that guy i have a plan ah sure sure is that why is that why you have 11 cards you know that's a lot of talk for someone smells smooth so i hope you heard me you you got to give yourself over your head your hands over your head listen there was a there was a stinging insult in there and you just couldn't hear it ah well you're definitely right i could not bathing retribution you should be very and you should be crying right now uh we'll see how i feel after i win yeah right wade won't let you he's too greedy if wade wins i win i'm trying to get him to the finish line here look at this look at this teamwork yeah we gotta say marcino sit and watch no oh no no no no no stop wait wait uh [Music] that jump play dreamwork what archie on the ropes archie thought he had you with the flip but i didn't see what was i was also a contender i was close look at you in your fourth position you just calm down you almost got the bronze medal i would have jesus christ my hand what the hell oh i thought you meant your actual hand like in real life no no look you can see the earth weight i guess i wish i could show you my hand you know how you made fun of me for having a three this feels like compensation i have five threes it's like i didn't have that three one time like never again i will not be betrayed good choice bob good choice i got you uh buddy we're all we're all on equal footing now there's that joy no teams anymore they're either dude i'm gonna freaking win dude i'm gonna win freeze come out of your hoo-ha listen my hoo-ha has storage capacity all right i was doing a bit he was doing his house that's a two it's not supposed to have twos in there look like two so kind of liar look what are you some kind of sociopath yes yes and where did that bring you back to us come on do it for me do it to me do it on me it would have been a big brain play what it would have been a big brain play to like pick a different card and bet on you colored card to bet on you to not what are just what what is happening archie just robbed me yeah we still won no wade you lost friends i hate you i had friends i'm sorry wade i didn't mean that wait you didn't mean that i didn't lose friends or you didn't mean that you hate me i don't hate you but you lost friends no we're not friends you just don't hate me yeah isn't that pretty good that's pretty by the way random note what have you seen all the random tick tocks of us going around with like the yeah wait you're my friend now and i'm like i have a friend what no we're on tick tock what well it's mark and i from like raft or something it's mark and i talking about not plus well it's it's from one of our things but it's just like three lines it's mark saying like hey wait you're my friend now and i go i have a friend what what you have to download so i can see what these kids are doing i don't know why that's a thing i've gotten so many tweets of different tick tock videos of us having that little conversation what if i what so what do i search for markiplier i don't know oh i'm playing a game hang on whatever this is not interesting anymore what is this uno garbage mark did you see a secret message in the discord a few minutes ago no i was just quiet wait why didn't you say that was a secret message why couldn't you have just relayed that to me i wanted a moment of sounding cool is that so much yes all right what was happening in this game okay it's flip mark what it's me i thought i thought that was on someone else oh all right here here's the audio what what what are you talking a about yeah you and me we're friends now that's it okay man that's not real that's a slapper of a tick tock that's what i don't that's so dumb why no you just understand what's cool wait that's the problem i guess i the music just makes it well the music is someone had it i guess but like why is that i don't know why it's a thrill dude i don't know i know i said some i talked some [ __ ] to you before but holy crap man you gotta calm down ah archie okay well get a bottle let's send it all the way around to mark no i can't get it off can i say no can i say no now come on [Applause] oh my god the back of your cards mark what the hell all right what does it look like what is on the back of my cards am i killing it am i killing it am i killing it right now am i about to kill it why do i i don't want to do this can i stop going around i just draw more cards every time this is the worst situation this is not ideal you're slowly accumulating cards and playing that thing that sucks oh i still don't have this color guys if i was apparently doing so hot to trot oh whoa i call you nice i don't know if you got him or i got him i got him i got him i got him you didn't get anything i clicked on it no i was over there no i don't know anymore what was in the other world what's on my cards no well you had a couple of good cards did i lose my good cards wait yeah you played them like an idiot this is pretty good yeah it was better though if you can believe it no i can't um listen aren't you oh oh wow well that worked i guess i i i just you know i didn't want you to get hurt by that i was gonna uno him but yeah i didn't realize no guys no wait stop hang on go ahead and hmm uh i'll risk it no no no no no i thought you know maybe i could get around and then they look guys i'll give you another chance all right good you should you should know that i wait i wanted to play the other one well what should i know though you can't say something like that you should know not tell me what i need to know you should know that you are a fool and you will be defeated by me i don't like the sound that's not good oh oh crap well i'm gonna draw cards because i want to and not because i have to right like me you're like me i'm doing this by choice that's what i did you really just give it to him mark what color you want i could take anything you know what i have yeah well the one thing for sure but nah i'll draw yes we're gonna take a gamble here uh i read archie's mind doesn't have a red okay we know red's safe so there's a i will test the fade again yes hey look at that eight ah okay why blue get away from blue my luck cannot last it lasts whoa come on that's what i thought oh that's unfair you should take your turn where did that bring you back yes yes yeah yes play nice play nice wow all right now you guys don't know what i mean with the big the big cajones playing it blue but that doesn't even make any sense the big cajones but making it blue literally makes no sense because you were so upset about blue yeah you'll never know my plans he [Music] that is the good that's the stuff that i like how about red red's interesting oh oh oh oh oh oh or oh oh oh oh that's going on a long time there buddy oh it sure was all right okay oh good still nectar oh nothing's happening to you stop saying oh oh sorry oh no [Music] wouldn't be that way would it wouldn't work out perfectly for me no this is interesting oh from first place to third place you know what you did bob you are going to suffer my wrath that's what i've decided likely you're going to suffer my wrath you're going to suffer my brain i'm fearing it yeah well start fearing it that's not good i play this [Music] good he moved so fast my eyes couldn't track it no stop stop thanks for protecting me not teammate wayne oh all right you're welcome you're gonna suffer my wrath bob you're gonna suffer my wrath my wrath unless i play one of these oh man my wrath ah cool card yeah did you have fun with it did you have fun i did that was fun oh cool card right in the middle send it around archie send it around [Music] damn can you make that a six mark do you have any more wrath um always for you well no no do do it the other way wrath him uh well i can do this i do feel somewhat wrathed and then i could do this wow all right well uh i guess bob you got what you wanted my wrath that's kind of not what i intended my wrath [Music] [Music] you
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Channel: Markiplier
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Keywords: uno, gaming, uno gameplay, uno markiplier, markiplier, mark fischbach, markipliergame, uno game, uno multiplayer, uno playthrough, uno funny moments, funny moments, funny, funniest, hilarious, laughing, multiplayer, uno online
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Length: 26min 14sec (1574 seconds)
Published: Fri Jul 17 2020
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