This is what my future son will look like...

boy oh boy do we have some tasty memes for you here today hi jacksepticeye here and welcome back to the jacksepticeye variety channel where we look at memes if you haven't subscribed already do it do it now i'm gonna come to your house and kick your dog roll the intro it's mean time it's mean time gather all your friends it's meme time it's been time it's dream time the only cure for sadness hell yes another great meme time intro you guys are so goddamn talented it's ridiculous thank you visacon 503. what happened to the 502 other versions the only cure for sadness drugs no lawyer no the only cure for sadness is meme specifically on meme time the time of the day when memes are at their most prevalent you know when the sun is highest in the sky there's a perfect period in the day when the memes are most relevant if you're watching memes at any other time during the day they're just not funny my god we have another one blessed be the lord for all of these wonderful meme times also nice hair it's an organ [Music] that's nuts preach hallelujah baby that's incredible not only are you talented on it and can play the beamtime intro but the fact that you have access to an organ where you can actively do that in the lord's house of worship there is no greater force than the meme you also got the helpful award thank you stranger shows the award and the rocket like award when an upvote just isn't enough smash the rocket like smash the rocket like in this video right now the hell is a rocket like anyway thank you very much i absolutely love that i love the idea that somewhere there's a there was an organ played with the meme time intro that really warms my heart when you give every proof of you being a crewmate but someone disagrees with your alibi every time for some reason people are just really quick to throw me out of an airlock i can have a rock-solid alibi hey i went here i did this nope has to be jack let's kill him yeah like this one it was shawn as mark was covered in blood wiping the blood from the knife in front of me as i ran for my life forgetting that he had a cool down on his kill look i get it mark was new to the game i was yelling a lot i was making myself look very suspicious if anything it made for a fun video so i'm okay with it but i need to figure out a way to not make myself seem really suspicious by doing normal [ __ ] i don't know how to do that yes exactly like this this is my my version of playing among us [Laughter] guys it's red what no i literally saw a purple vent he's the imposter no i didn't do that [Laughter] oh sad honestly it is like that and that's what makes it so fun that game of deception that game of he said she said becomes so hilarious sometimes so you have so much proof and from the perspective of red it looks ridiculous but to everyone else it's like hmm why would you make such a claim are you doing big brain strat we saw pewds kill someone therefore they are the jack was not an impostor jack was ejected stinky has gone out the airlock and no one cares about what he's saying phoenix just accuses everybody and then i'm prime suspect number one so i always get kicked out and then whenever i become imposter it's impostorable to win because i just get accused anyway i need a different tactic apparently i should just not talk anymore hey you going to sleep yes now shut up what does jack see in among us if he's partially colorblind emergency meaning look i'm not 100 colorblind i'm very very very mildly red green colorblind that does not mean that when someone is red that i don't see red it just means when all the colors are mixed together in complex patterns that it makes it harder for me to see shapes and patterns within that i still see the colors the way many of you see the colors maybe a tiny tiny one percent less vivid than you do but if i ever make a wrong mistake in among us i'm going to blame the colorblindness and for someone like me the bigger problem for me is that i forget what i have said i have a terrible memory when i play the game i'm like okay that person didn't do that all right i'll remember that comes to the end of the round i think i cleared them earlier actually wait oh that's why pewds questioned some of the things that happened wait no he has glasses for that never mind i'll also clarify that the color blind glasses don't work for monitors and stuff i think that that's what the enchroma people told me when they were emailing me about it because i did the glasses for a video to see if it changed anything and they said that that's not how they work or maybe that was just for the colorblind tests i don't know oh my god we have a full animation [Laughter] oh edgar now why would you leave that in there that's so sad if sam's left alone that's sad but look at edgar's little face sam's dancing to it sounds vibrant he's like yeah get him yeah get him get him dad [ __ ] him up yeah get him look it doesn't matter who's killed in the game and who finds the bodies or anything this is what felix thinks happens every single time regardless if among us had a jacksepticeye themed death turned on audio ooh another one laughs wow i will spell laugh in your blood [Music] i didn't realize that this is my facial hair in my head that's really cute laughs where does he get the whiteboard from though does the imposter just carry one around with them boom laugh i love the among us memes they're so funny i've been watching so many of them i'm watching videos on people making really smart decisions and really dumb decisions it's crazy i i tweeted about it saying that it can make you feel like the smartest person in the world and then also make you feel like the biggest dumbass of all time and that's why the game's amazing jack toasted grease ball this is the imposter but this is content oh man god that decision is going to haunt me for the rest of my life isn't it look if my reasoning was i i suspected charlie anyway but i thought if i vote charlie out and we win that's not nearly as fun as if i get to say that i voted toast out to play with toast for the first time and to say that i voted him out and we lost that's way more fun than just saying oh hooray we won among us isn't at its best when you're just winning all the time at least not for me that's not how i like playing the game oh a little top of the morning among us character do the mungus characters have names like fall guys are called like beans little jelly beans are these guys like spacemen it doesn't matter why do i care this is very cute though thank you i love that the cup is almost as big as him oh no oh no you merged me and evelyn's faces together that is so weird oh i don't know if i should hug it or kill it it's so bizarre it it looks like a real person i think that's what's throwing me off about it it's like such soft evelyn's lovely soft skin and brown eyes and then the rest is kind of me ah i don't know i'm conflicted it looks like drew gooden oh my god it kind of does oh no it kind of does in a weird way oh drew apparently i'm your father yeah i sure hope it does road that's it that's the whole meme i am glad that this series has shown how many places are named so ridiculously it's like [ __ ] lake and haha road and we've had so many of them that i feel like i'm discovering whole parts of the world that i never knew existed and the fact that anybody can name anything anything oh look it's me and bibi that's so cute i love this oh he does do that he comes up and licks your nose every now and then you go up and say can i have a kiss you just lick lick your nose a tiny bit and he always smells like food weird i know we have a new one boys super hard eyes award when the love is out of control very cute very cute rocket like on that one water jesus has evolved before and after i feel i feel like this is very surface level but i also feel like there might be a deeper meaning to this meme that i just don't get what's happening this needs to reach sean everything here does but this it's a whole other level maybe even a holy one i are you trying to tell me that i look like jesus yes my children yes go in peace do you think jesus if jesus was a youtuber he would have asked people to subscribe to his channel i am the messiah like comment subscribe why have i never seen this template before have i i can't remember all of my mistakes me trying to sleep that's so accurate though i that was me going to sleep after a [ __ ] stream one night i just sat there thinking about everything i did wrong in some of the rounds i was like man i should have done this i should have done that my brain is just consumed with among us lately or you're sitting there lying in bed and then you have to think about all the things you have to do tomorrow you're like oh god you know what if i don't sleep i don't have to wake up and do them i can just stay here wallowing in this goddamn there's so many animations this week please excuse the watermark okay that's cool that's awesome holy [ __ ] pixar please don't come after me just for that it's just a tiny bit of audio i feel like that might get copyright claimed if you don't see this in the meantime it's because it did and you won't have known but if you do see this part of the meme time hallelujah we beat the system i used flip a clip mobile app you did this on a phone that's nuts good lord attack on titan but with jack oh my god am i going to be the colossal titan [Laughter] i don't think any of us needs that [Music] oh my god [Applause] i just laugh at them i love that you reversed it well done hey jack i don't know if you'd remember but you once accidentally broke my brother's arm when you were in primary school together this is the best photo i could find his name is sean mcintyre it would be so cool if you could do a little story time if you remember oh god i i remember sean mcintyre i do not remember breaking your brother's arm though oh no did i have a crush on him did i like him is that why i did it how many people's bones that i break without realizing i guess i scrubbed it from my memory are you sure are you sure i did that it doesn't sound like me it's not like me to just break people's arms and our legs or bodies and forget about it i remember every break i've caused i haven't broke a single bone myself but everybody else's i remember i'll make up a story to it it was a fine summer evening in good owl clan county awfully sean rose up to meet me the two of us locked eyes and said there can be only one i thrust forward with the speed of the shortness that i had and knocked him on the ground before he even knew what happened also he's clenching his fist in this i feel like he i feel like this picture he wants to fight me repeat after me sean sean mack mack lachlan lockland shaw mclaughlin cyan mcdoubleflip it's not that hard people go [ __ ] yourselves i bet you all have weird names i've seen you during live streams i've tried to read out your donations i've tried to read your usernames with your messages some of you have [ __ ] weird names i'm not the only one wait is it the a that has the father or the end the a it's always over the vowels because it extends the sound of them it turns it into sean look you guys have destroyed my name enough from now on just call me sean and that's it or jack don't try and say the rest of it because you're all gonna mess it up wow that's unreal it looks like a moving comic also yes it looks very much like saitama and i love one punch man here's an animated loop of shawn's heroic alter ego jackie boy man this is as far as it'll go since i can't animate a punch yet sadly but one day i will and i highly look forward to it this is so incredible to look at thank you so much that one guy at walmart save the trees i don't get it you walk into a room tree jacksepticeye is standing across from you what do you do do you fight back or do you run he challenges you this has a lot of awards i'm expecting great things from this all right if this is not good i'm taking all of your award privileges away from the subreddit [Music] laughs whoa [Music] holy crap [Music] okay i stand corrected that was incredible that was amazing i thought it was just going to be the intro laugh that was already incredible god damn some of you are funny what the hell why can't all of you be like this some of you post a picture of my face and be like ah jacko and then some of you come out with this [ __ ] well done my friend how are you able to pass the test without studying me i'll tell you a little secret i don't [ __ ] know [Laughter] oh that's a good new template i like that one this is so many applications me vincent among us uh everybody saw me still wins how did you do that i'll tell you a little secret i don't [ __ ] know friend how did you fall asleep and wake up not tired me i'll tell you a little secret i don't [ __ ] know oh i want that talent i want to be able to fall asleep quickly and anywhere at any time and also wake up feeling refreshed i it takes me a little bit to get to sleep not as much as it used to but whenever i wake up i suck in the mornings i can't get up i can't wake up i can't get my body energized and ready to go i wake up like someone killed me in my sleep and then reanimated my corpse friend how do you balance your schoolwork and your job me i'll tell you a little secret i don't oh i don't i thought it was going to offer you [ __ ] it up turns out i'm just the one who doesn't get it how do you balance your school work on your job i'll tell you a secret i don't that's great how do you manage to get up votes with a shitty meme i'll tell you a little secret i don't [ __ ] know 6.8 000 upvotes i think you have it figured out i think you've broken the system you've peered into people's hearts a self-aware meme goes very far on reddit who reads the title am i right guys you read the title right oh i didn't god damn it this this meme has so many layers it goes so deep classmate how do you manage to study 10 subjects every week i'll tell you a little secret i don't that's a great meme template i like that one good use of it i rate that meme whenever you lack that little bit of pma in you what are you i am the snack oh yes you all are proceeds to eat her this must be how jack saw the products that he bought this kitchen is so hard to clean if only there was an easier way [Applause] holy [ __ ] he really just came in and ended her didn't he okay well that's gonna have to do it for this episode of meme time i hope that you all enjoyed your stay let me know down in the comments which was your favorite meme also don't forget to subscribe right now click that button so you can be notified when the next meme time comes up so your sadness begun three shots from the clear god

Channel: jacksepticeye

Views: 2,039,590

Rating: 4.979178 out of 5

Keywords: jacksepticeye, meme time

Id: OOXcBHWAFBI

Length: 19min 17sec (1157 seconds)

Published: Mon Sep 28 2020