Playing The Worst Games I Can Find

so i kind of did a thing i want to play the worst games that i can find we've all seen the best games around you've all seen those all over youtube i am changing the game i am thinking ahead i'm not like those other youtubers i'm way out there outside the box to me there isn't even a box that's how outside of it i am i want to do a series where we look at the worst games that we can find no matter who reviewed it no matter how many people have played it i want to find the worst of the worst and boy oh boy are we starting off with an absolute cracker this is a game called my name is mayo panned by everybody recent reviews say that this is garbage that you shouldn't play this it's a game about mayonnaise and that's it now if you don't like mayonnaise it's all gonna be okay all right just close that little mouth of yours and just get ready for fun i don't know what i do in this game i think it's just a clicker i think this is it that's even unlocked hooray i did it what achievement did i get you can see the hits fantastic else can i do video game oh god i feel like i'm molesting a jar mayonnaise achievement unlocked this is all the game is random fact number 25 the neanderthal's brain was bigger than yours is was it oh yeah because their skulls were bigger because they're big dumb dumbs see it's not the size of the brain that matters it's how wrinkle in here and we're a wrinkle crinkle for sure alright cool i learned some facts let me just smack this mayonnaise smack your mayonnaise baby oh yeah oh yeah 100. random fact number 50 the king of hearts is the only king without a mustache [Music] what sometimes i just like to wear my red bikini it makes me feel confident but no oh god no no mayonnaise not like this i know i was touching you inappropriately and in very many places but this is this is too much the fbi are going to kick in my door any second i can feel it this is weird now this is so very weird i hate myself but i love it at the same time oh yeah baby oh yeah how you like it squeeze that titty [Music] [Laughter] what time is it oh titty squeezing time nice oh this one is far less suggestive my god this one's just a coochie coo playing with a little kid there's nothing weird about this one how many clicks is too many clicks random fact number 200 every year about 98 of the atoms in your body are replaced hell yeah they are see you're almost a different person completely was that the butt now you're making jumpers what is this how many achievements are there oh sweet mother of jesus i will be the man i will be the one to get all the achievements i'm a gamer i'm not gonna let this sit like this i'm not just gonna let this jar mayonnaise make fun of me i am the mayonnaise now is mayonnaise sean this is all the game is huh just clicking these oh why do i have a thanos finger there's a oh my god there's a different mini game is this [Music] people say this is the worst game people don't need dual cut damn it trying to get me trying to get me you can't i'm the world's greatest video gamer i'm the world's greatest youtuber you can't get what oh man somebody killed a thousand flies in that game if i was wearing a hat i'd take it off to you all right i don't have time for that i have a jar of mayonnaise that i'm getting into there's a couple of chips on a plate in the kitchen that i need mayonnaise for let me end it 500. oh man you can't even let me play the guitar let me play the guitar random fact number 350 diet coke was only invented in 1982. i can believe that because people didn't care about their health until then oh yes hello sexy sexy mustache are you growing a a quarantash oh yes curl it up at the ends yes oh yeah i'm not leaving here until i get all the achievements this is going to be my my day my entire day is dedicated to this oh a barrel in fact 550 in ancient rome it was considered a sign of leadership to be born with a crooked nose man oh ordinary mayonnaise years as a gamer have trained me for this exact purpose non-stop clicking all those years of masturbating as a teenager are coming in real handy to a thousand we go come on so close have it taste it what it feel it oh baby yes where's the fanfare oh my god what a hairstyle are you the singer for simple plan all right beyond a thousand we go i guess maybe i could train bb to do this just put something on the click button and come in and click it all day i don't know why this is ranked as the worst game i'm having a great time also i think that that lid is coming loose yeah and go back to the mustache i like this one a lot it reminds me of myself as an older gent random fact 1500 every human spent about half an hour as a single cell wow we just watch tv or something on the other monitor as i'm doing this i'm just doing it for the sake of doing it there's not even any pleasure in it anymore let's change your outfit a small bit what else do we have whoa can i hit the cats and dogs jesus nice a nice little bit of visual change it's getting a little too boring on just the mayonnaise oh my god i learned that space hits it as well holy crap space click space click both or now we're claiming the ranks you've never seen clicks at this speed before no one has ever dared go this fast is it a dildo oh my god what what have you turned into is that a drippy semen on your chain i don't like the connotations this game is implying though i am fingering the out of a jar mayonnaise i got a cup of joe what does that do oh yes oh i thought jesus [Music] are you sick bye i thought you were going to turn it into a cup of coffee then i would really want to get into it oh yeah this is what a hacker feels like i can see the mainframe but i forgot my apartment was an armpit so i was screwed [Music] oh the germany's in an armpit with a screw on top this is disgusting but also highly i'm getting rid of this because people are going to think it's a penis random fact 3000 the elephant is the only animal with four d's hell yeah wish i had four knees i'd be hearing this in my sleep [Music] no i'm working right now but when i wear my leopard bikini i feel like going wild ooh coochie-coo yeah you're jigglish is my jar of mayo ticklish come on i know you're ticklish no oh my god mayo what's behind that sensor bar let me see it let me see it come on come on i'm i'll try my best i know you're ticklish oh god okay this is getting really weird guys this is getting really weird [Music] i don't know anymore it was fun for a bit now this is just bizarre it looks like a face and a face that's kind of messed up and disappointed in me you think youtube will demonetize this everybody keep their mouths shut okay this will be our own kinky little secret i'll never look at a jar mayonnaise the same way ever again ooh banana [Music] this is so weird it looks exactly like my banana [Music] a potato oh sexy oh i've never seen a jar of mayonnaise look sexier than ever you had whipped cream all over you you were dressed in scantily clad fashion and none of that was doing it for me but this really gets my taters flowing baby catch a bottle who wants a ketchup bottle okay that's not sexy maybe this will cheer you up cat's up oh that's funny ketchup ketchup huh i mean way over my head venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise wow if any of you are watching this and people judge you for it if you're trying to explain this in your watch history [Music] all you have to do is say that it's educational oh now we're doing this now we're doubling them up now your cat's up as a leopard print all you have to do is say that it's educational i don't like where the thumb is drifting it's just the way my mouse moves it's just the mouse i swear it's just the mouse every time i click it goes down i can't help it that's where the thumb is going okay thank god oh no oh no what is happening oh no have i gotten all the achievements yet please [Music] is feel like i was born playing this game so many clicks it's for the mayonnaise though we're coming closer to seven thousand for the mayo oh whoa shake it out random fact 8 000. a group of crows it's called a murder don't mind me i'm just minding my business my name is mimo i'm my monies no please tell me oh no [Music] oh my god several song filled hours later there's only four achievements left oh i got this okay swing it out you got this you strong supportive bell okay what do we need i think we need the armpits back i don't want to look at this one for too long give me the next achievement give me the next achievement damn it oh just don't look at it don't look directly at it don't let your kids watch it yes okay you never have to look at that one again as soon as we went in she flipped out then she totally vanished this is the same as [Music] two achievements left people have trained for years starcraft league of legends dota cs go none of them compared to this esport i am a top gaming athlete wireless mouse baby let's just go i feel pooped out the next day but what do i know about love i'm just a mayo okay oh god it's raining if that isn't a 20 20 mood i don't know what is okay we just need to get to 10k if we get the 10k then we get the last ones a field of potatoes sexy sexy potatoes i can't be hurt here i'll still hear the rattling [Music] but i'll be happy what if what if i turn the click upside down on the space bar hold on yes yes it's working guys i just want to say thank you for being here on my journey [Music] we're coming up to ten thousand nine eight seven six five four three two one [Music] we did it 10 000 clicks oh my god did we get them all the end what do we do now open yourself to others just like you open this jar of mail i'm so happy we did it this is for all the gamers out there all of the gamers who had a dream and no one believed in them yes the greatest thing has ever been accomplished oh you've earned 50 out of 50 achievements achievements 100 we did it gamers oh man all right i'm installing this piece of garbage i'm never playing it again [Music] this

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Id: 3AQZMcXJGv4

Length: 16min 4sec (964 seconds)

Published: Thu May 21 2020