Jacksepticeye Plays It Takes Two with Gab Smolders! (Twitch Stream)

hi hi good morning hello super real girlfriend that actually exists okay you are super loud on my end um it's not the first time i've heard that e see if you are wait b be energetic i think that's good actually yeah hi hi good morning come on in um yeah i think this will be good you excited to do backflips together is there a thing we can do i have to know i meant iro should we play online we have to play online right yeah you have to do it through [ __ ] i had to have origin overlay on okay i invited you did it work uh yes how the hell do i get rid of this overlay i'd have no idea uh i just press exit wow okay um let me show the game i'm player two what a player to do you have your controller ready yeah my camera's a little wonky let me fix let me fix face is ultra important that's the money maker right there oh [ __ ] uh okay i need a second i still have my nancy drew layout it's okay i'll give you several awesome i need to save this layout for mad mister think of the fight gifted marty thank you for the five gifted one uh bibo i think it's too much oh bibo that's a site i haven't heard of in years did you guys have bibo are you worried babe did you have bibo but what did you have bibo the site what's that it was like a myspace kind of facebooky kind of site oh i honestly i legit thought you were going to make a deez nuts joke beebody's nuts i was like i don't know what that is and i i felt like i was saying what's up dog yeah no bibo was the [ __ ] i think i don't i can't remember if i had a myspace or not yeah you didn't miss out much unless you had a band you didn't need in my space okay but i didn't know if bibo was worldwide or if it was just a british irish thing uh just lauren thank you for the two months do you think sean's voice is a little bit too loud or is it good because on my on my sound overlay it sounds like we're kind of like the same volume but choose wisely chad now is your chance yeah it's good okay yeah okay then i balanced it out right hey chad you know about bofa all for these nuts nice um i think i'm good you are better than good you are fine fine wine aging gracefully mad money monty thank you for the tier two i don't get a lot of tier two uh proceed i'm assuming that you're since you're player two you're in charge i'm player one on my screen okay oh i mean sorry yeah you are playing around that's what i meant we're in oh i this is very low volume i'm gonna turn you down a bit yeah i had the same problem but i had the game on a hundreds hey how was your day oh it's very laggy for me you're broke and rose refused to eat her vegetables how did it go at the dentist the dentist don't tell me you forgot about the dentist appointment no i didn't forget i thought you were taking her tomorrow no it was today it's very low for me as well but you're seeing the same cutscene right i know i've got to work overtime you have to do that every week oh cody i'm not in the mood for this why does she look like me hey rose needs both of us okay let me grab my glasses oh god demon child i'm just sleeping fact why don't we just go ahead and tell her that we're divorcing why is it so quiet yeah it's very quiet yeah but i already had it maxed out so i don't know let's not tell her let's stay friends oh [Music] wait so is the story her playing it out in her head like get away from the troubles of life is that it oh oh who do you want to be i i won't be the lady with the glasses okay oh why do i have to play keyboard wait i have my controller plugged in god damn it um maybe you can oh there we go there we go okay so hot topic immediately talking about divorce kids playing out a scenario in her head poor girl god i look like the mom [Music] oh now she got no glasses though hey that shirt though are you wearing a shirt like that now what's up no i might just take elephant a sec all right let's talk about the elephant in the room yeah honey you know we love you right oh god and sometimes that means that uh we have to do stuff that isn't always very fun at least the parents kind of seem to agree on it yeah well mum and dad we've decided to go our separate ways [Music] okay can i go and play in my room uh yeah yeah of course that's sad yeah they should at least explain that she gets to spend time with both of them if they they're obviously seeing eye to eye so it's babar you ever have babar the elephant cartoon no i was the [ __ ] when i was growing up game sound is low i know yeah it's just really low in general for some reason i'm hoping that when gameplay starts to odd the volume goes up a bit but otherwise i can tweak it still dr hakeem you have to help me now they have to stay together oh god are we going to have to save a marriage by playing this game who's here love is work see you have to i think you can't just give up it's probably gonna mom end with like accepting reality or something i wish you could be friends again just if you think her parents are friends yeah even though they seemed like they were friends [Music] oh god divorce tears are bringing them to life okay are we going shopping because we're on a hot topic right now [Laughter] it's me green hair whoa that's why they look like that i see [Laughter] [Applause] i'm trying to sleep shut up hey is that you oh wait so is it like some magic happened and the parents are actually into the yeah maybe into the puppets why'd you look like a blob of clay why do you look like a wooden doll and they're gonna work together and figure out that they still love each other nothing like some old fashioned trauma to bring a couple back together what what why do you always blame me huh yes why do you always blame him thank you what is that his little hands [Music] this is great you to get together again this is definitely a nightmare i need to wake up [Music] just dies that's a good explanation exactly okay um mr um book so uh you wake up cody may you're here to fix your relationship that sounds like chris's character from divorcing gta role play no i don't know that one you fix your relationship just imagine this oh christopher yeah oh i've seen a couple clips here to fix your marriage see love is like a mountain hey mate it's rose flowers [Music] you know what i'm saying hello hello god the game is so quiet let me um i can at least boost it for people watching i think but i think i just need to lower you and then yeah it's fine boost it and then i'll lower you [Music] oh okay so i'm on the right should we get up to her oh it's controlled so well talk for a bit test test is that maybe a little bit like it was but the game is louder now guys oh pause by other player oh you can turn up the dialogue volume at least that's good oh yeah oh uh sound dialogue i i kept the music low but um yeah turned up the dialogue so at least you can hear that that should be good it's like it's not my it might be too loud for me now and i like boosted it i posted the [ __ ] out of the game [Music] how's that guy what is that oh that's much better glowing eye none of this makes sense anyway i think it might be a little bit too loud but sean's too quiet yeah uh i just lowered him by 10 now it's fine let's go go go yeah i think that's good you can do a whooshies [Applause] oh your game is too loud now [Laughter] you can do like a perfect if you press you play with controller yeah press x whoa you can like time them on your land to do like a extra boosty oh wow yeah let's go oh what's this okay wait no oh sorry i need to do another thing because my game is a tiny bit laggy i think i need to lower the quality i think because i'm uh hosting it and you're just playing it through me yes i'm on the right i'm the i'm the little man with the the green light it's still ah actually no it's getting better now okay i'd probably get better as you play hello service is terrible around here oh i'm the blue one maybe it takes two to tango oh yeah oh god they're alive what is going on here i have no clue this is so cute whatever's going on we can't lower that staircase without those fuses but those fuses they just they just ran away i mean did you see them on their little fused legs let's just bring them back okay oh yeah maybe i should flip my cam then if i'm on the other side me oh hey my body feels weird because you're made of clay honestly i didn't think it would be split screen since we were since we're doing online multiplayer wood that's how um thing he was as well right here but it's getting better the more i moved i did local for that one so i don't know please focus all right all right but then you go now where did that last fuse get the jumping is so cute yeah i like the the stretch animation to it oh there he goes oh get him he's trapped under glass oh it's trapped let's get it out of there fight oh oh [ __ ] i'm a big ass god he's slippery fella huh oh this controls so [ __ ] well oh god you can also dash in the air for extra distance ah i don't like the sound today we go oh here we go watch your heads so fast i can like half process what we're doing oh we can sprint oh no okay okay one two three can you please oh wait how does that work can we i don't know i don't know i just did it come here you little fuse wow what a gorgeous game i died oh god so don't jump again when you hit it just stick to it there we go dude we're at spirit level honey i shrunk the us oh god i love these controls maybe that container can help oh my god and you can jump dash jump wow this feels like mario odyssey yeah there goes oh there he goes hold on hold on we're going there's a dude in here right yeah this is serious he's scary we're hunting fuses with legs all right this is the last one let's put it in look at it plug it baby [Laughter] [Applause] feel like i'm playing a pixar movie what just happened oh those damn fuses oh may there she is rose rose darling i'm a big giant baby how did you give birth to that again magic yeah get out of the way i need to go and talk to my daughter just your daughter oh you talk like you own her ask yourself can you really own the people you love you just let us through come on i will but first there's someone i want you to meet cha cha cha cha cha cha someone i want you to meet oh big baby why do i recognize your voice what is it oh what no uh we've never met sorry looks a bit like a vacuum cleaner oh yeah that's what i said i mean i am that character [Laughter] this is cody you know he put his dick in you [Laughter] oh it was inappropriate yeah that's what they all say i was just kidding in my room oh you call that just some of it so that's why your joke worked out way too well and you promised him you'd fix me thank you instead you put me away for life in here [Applause] oh no god this is absolutely terrifying the interior's all like sticky white [Laughter] where the hell are we is the game running like super smooth for you or do you have like the little hiccups yeah every now and then it hiccups you want to get back to rose yes you want to talk to your daughter yes and you need to climb the vacuum together that's so scary final boss of shadow glasses [Music] you know collaboration is the key to a successful relationship i like his hip thrusts he's feeling [Laughter] see you later he feels like a character from shrek oh yeah well this would never have happened if you had fixed it like you promised well i didn't know we'd end up in a place where our vacuum cleaner's alive well now we are i've got a safety pin on my back we're stuck here forever forever her outfit's cute we're getting a divorce i wonder if people have cosplayed them already that would be amazing unless we get back into our real bodies probably okay let's climb that damn vacuum cleaner let's [ __ ] go that's [ __ ] pog chip where's that where he even came from he said i run like a reverse naruto character jesus can't do that oh i thought i could make it i was trying to pog champ do we go in these things very important yes we i don't know where i'm going though oh that's death don't go in there oh too late i saw you i saw mom do it oh god that's death dude okay i'm just i'm you but a few seconds later yeah all right um oh we can move this get inside oh go in i'll send you babe it takes two yeah it sure does oh [ __ ] wrong button i know the sucky do a blowy hell yeah there we go oh it's got eyeballs i don't like that at all there's like things looking at us yeah i don't like it why stink we're being watched i'm coming okay i think i gotta move this one you go now random cowboy let's go in three and douche spa douche wait but then oh oh now you can go the other way now you gotta move this one up into the sock i'm coming way this is so awesome oh god [Music] that's an elaborate basement yeah that was kind of fun actually not bad that's too fun sorry oh that was awesome um you gotta turn off oh lord there's cables that need plug-ins oh yeah i can see your thing so okay i need to connect them yeah well better you than me i'm just out here but there's two hanging around that i need to connect i wonder if i need to run along it or something oh no i can't i can't make what happens if you touch it can i just fix it oh no i have to hold it what if i do oh i can go through now oh god yeah wait wait he's about to stabilize it okay you stand here no not this one okay i just i i'm standing like i just took the biggest [ __ ] in my life like i need a moment oh i got the [ __ ] sweats yeah do that one and then i'll do this okay and then do the last one yeah yeah yeah oh can you make it oh come on i'm [ __ ] awesome almost there okay i gotta go quick just dash yeah yo good job i'm a gamer worth some more i'm a job air boom there we go i believe i can fly what kind of basement is this though what the [ __ ] dude we're fortnite right now jesus christ where are we going okay it's like when we played um it's like when we played portal 2 together into the hole let's go check out my butt can you get past me stink damn it this looks dangerous he kind of sounds like troy baker every now and then probably isn't right no no no he's a really good voice actor though i like him a lot so far he was my favorite thing he's done is the ma in the medium [Music] oh i was talking about this guy troy's amazing as well but this guy is really good so far hmm oh you can stick to that right all right yeah go it's gonna flip i'm flipping off though uh-huh i jump barely made that oh now you're going to power it on its own i think so oh oh uh-huh oh god yeah hold on hold on you'll get there and that's a pog chip oh [ __ ] i like speed round my own death you got it hey there's a switch here i love this okay now switch me there you go nice good job can you do it for me oh no i didn't realize i was on green already ah god you got you gotta go higher hold on yeah nice this video is stream [ __ ] rumbas the little roombas are floating look at all this junk this should be just titled the accidental time i killed my girlfriend over and over again murder is fun wait this is oh she's a wild one oh now you can just go yup i've played video games before nice speed running the [ __ ] out of this yeah i turned it off on my dick oh my god why do we need to turn off the light i don't know maybe there's a badger around a pleasure i run with such like carefree carefree abandon like a kid what are these things that keep spying on us i keep seeing like little dust creatures or something and i go this is a mistake this is a mistake for sure never mind did you go into that i looked at chat for a second i thought it was automatic i actually have to steer him in the air a little bit yeah well we're getting closer what's up hoover oh god i need you oh good timing holy [ __ ] yeah it's whatever um oh wait if i oh no can you move the hose i can turn that i think yeah other side you mean here oh god that's it's too quick you have to stop it wait no i can do this i can do this oh god go again where are you going to jump to oh there's a hole in it yes sir god this this stream is just pure chaotic energy so far okay so you gotta stand on that and go on the thing no no no no no no no wrong thing stand on that oh oh no here i come there she goes i think you can just both continue that yeah here comes big baby man i don't know if oh get down here i can hold this one but oh oh something's coming something's coming okay nice so i'm shooting that in there but i think we can use some of this dust and other stuff this is hard can you jump on it yep nice uh look at us this is a dumbbell oh it looks like it oh oh i'm not doing that boss fight we got this you destroyed my digestion you suck could you put me away no you will both die no wait i can still fix you i can make you work again no more lies no no no no she's right she's an engineer a really good one you are you're very good oh hey vacuum are you really gonna be collaboration don't listen to him once i get my real body back i can fix you oh is that so then why did you buy the expensive turbo x2000 huh hey what this game's starting to make me feel bad for all the electronics i threw away yes a pretentious french vacuum who can't even what do you do with a vacuum that doesn't suck anymore [Music] okay i'm out of here see you later good luck okay so i'm assuming we have to go into his tubes to do something um oh we have health now oh [ __ ] [Music] no okay can we kick things no oh oh [ __ ] no no not me not me oh oh no no no you have to vacuum now we have to suck oh give me on the top one and fire it at them oh i see you'll see okay i've played crash bandicoot before how many of these does he have oh can you stay on the top one yeah aim it out oh i'm not sorry coming down i'm dead ah nice nice it's hard taking the entire environment when it's split screen like this [Music] that yeah for you this just raised on its own yep huh we got it eat your own [ __ ] oh god oh okay there must be a gap somewhere oh you just jump over them oh really all right still got hit oh oh i still got oh don't touch him don't touch him don't touch him nice nice nice a lot more jesus oh god oh god where are your meteors it rocks oh so we get to revive as long as you don't die as well yeah the rock blasted me off the edge um oh my god he was apologizing [Music] fly away on the roomba excuse me that was so gruesome come on yeah you have to find rose before she leaves i hope she knows what's happened to us well she must know something i mean she made these dolls she made these yeah well yeah why did she make them look like us i don't know why didn't you tell me about them why would i she's a kid she plays with all kinds of stuff yeah oh come on let's find her weird dude we just gave him like a god of war execution you would use this place i haven't been in here for ages plus where are we now this is a symbol it's like some numbers scary jumps are there like um collectibles or anything in this game you think i don't know maybe it feels like the kind of game that would have them honey oh no how are we gonna get over there now what was that who was it i don't know there are no collectibles okay look oh that's nice i know the way come on don't trust him i'll take you there if you help me save my friends girlfriends my tool friends we used to be important and taken care of but that human locked us up in her toolbox and left you mean mei's toolbox yes yes heartless woman you know her well no he doesn't anyway i heard that heartless woman got a new job in town and doesn't have time for our hobbies anymore who cares about hobbies do you know how painful it is to die from rust it's like oh god burning alive slowly slowly like a sunburn or something remove the spray in that tool cabinet we could help save your friend no only if you can get us to rose over there this makes me feel bad about my entire house pick me up yeah all the stuff that you neglected pull that nail out we're gonna need it okay here it goes where'd it go whoa is that just my backpack now oh excuse me talk about core strings we got a flying nail and a talking hammer oh my god i have to throw the nail and you have to hammer it i see that's all right like wall plugs oh cute oh my god be careful with that nail cody okay well don't drop that this is god of war don't worry i know how to handle tools oh yeah well me too last time smashed your own family but i'm in charge okay okay you go to the other side of the fence okay okay do it okay okay okay yeah go for it nice i'm getting it oh wait wait no i gotta oh what am i gonna get in the house smack it again oh you can do it from that side too they thought about it that is so [ __ ] fun oh man that toolbox up there looks so sad maybe we can swing off that nail that new oh yeah wow now i can see why people [ __ ] love this game um it's controls are really fun and it's very clever thank you oh no i dashed i dashed oh oh i just barely made it there's another nail let's go get it uh yoo-hoo still over here oh i get a second nail are you gonna pull it out every time we do something i'm like duh sweet more ammunition what does this do oh you can yeah and then do that one twice oh no never mind it doesn't automatically hit i think i hit you you hit me yeah i really nailed her with that one okay nice so you can you can get one more oh that was in me wait can i do it again damn oh my god god damn holy [ __ ] that's fun can i turn off this flashlight probably not can you hammer ambient lighting i think what a secret i broke it what a secret no never mind whatever i want to just keep playing i don't care about secrets i got hammered you got nailed without challenges challenges make you grow what is it with you can't you just leave us alone when you're willing to face a challenge you always learn something new so remember when you hear this sound follow it keep following it and you will find the challenge you see um yeah i just realized my nails are alive to your first couple the nails are alive they're like going up and down we'll gather oh yeah uh well i guess we're gonna have to all right you want to give it a try we haven't got time for this oh are you afraid of losing me so they're like little mini games we can do bring it on oh i'm gonna bring it maybe yeah oh i see i see what's going on here uh hit cody okay oh oh it's whack-a-mole watch your head cody oh you won't be i see faster than a ball my hammers hey you ready uh-huh are you doing so quick oh you don't get points if you're if you don't stay up long enough oh my ass too slow oh you get two points though [ __ ] [ __ ] [Laughter] sometimes oh god oh whatever this game is awesome hold on tight yeah it's a big hammer though there you go that's my hammer girlfriend i thought you were going to say that's my wife and i was like [Laughter] i can hammer this thing check the platform on your left oh there [Music] [Applause] wait but now i'm just back here now i can come oh i see no i thought you were recalling them i was it didn't come down as fast as i expected okay there's stuff to the left and the right you know what this game is saying to save your marriage just beat the [ __ ] out of each other don't try here yeah okay oh oh jesus uh maybe check the thing to the back first no i got you i got you i know it's careful okay hop on oh i was hoping to get on there but i can't oh that's not quick enough [ __ ] there's a delay to it when it like kicks off again he didn't realize like he goes back first and then it goes forward okay [Music] oh that section is done now nice one i okay that's it here we go then the other one should be right in line now oh i guess they can you have to get it at the top yeah wait wait wait wait wait i think i have to redo it oh oh put it on top now or no i guess you have to put it on the left and then it'll be where i need to be wait put it where no no no no no ah right i didn't think you could make that jump hey where'd you go and boom i don't know what that does but oh oh do do we really not have to check the thing in the back one more nail one thing in the back heads up cody that's your third one oh that thing hey let me see if i can go look at it now but i'm still here yeah oh it's another challenge ah could have done that but i'm worried that i might be too far yeah unless maybe maybe once you get through we can find our way back there maybe i hope so yeah we kind of just went for it this is a different one oh yeah go back to that one [Music] yeah i think we might have just missed it really so this platform behind it i can so run after it once it goes away okay go go go go another trust exercise what you think i'm going to miss i hope not oh oh god how do i recall that one so do the left one first and then bring the right one up yeah now oh wrong button sorry of course you got this yeah okay now retract the left one or the right one uh okay right one and then shoot that one yeah there you go oh this is a lot uh oh bring the right wall back i know you need i need this nice wow that's intense oh god where am i dead do you do all of that again oh thank god no i just wasn't looking into where i was going yeah you can always dash anywhere in your double jumps by the way you don't have to dash first or you don't have to dash last you can like jump dash jump so you have three all the time yeah there's the toolbox both of you come on help me break it open let's get it break his ass i don't think are all the tools gonna oh [ __ ] he's so cute he's so angry maybe i can throw it at his eyes oh god i don't know how to keep this up i'm coming we're good watch out there's usually a gap in it actually that you can dodge so he's not just sending them like in a wave oh [ __ ] i missed that what happened well what happened was is steve hey faster i'm trying but you're a bit heavy-headed heavy-headed i'm carrying nails oh god oh this reminds me of the war the male wars the nail wars are 21. oh go go go keep going do it again can you smack max max mike cody are you being impaled yeah uh toolbox she has a boyfriend i'm good oh nice i'm so used to the split screen that when it goes away come goes away i'm like oh what's happening oh he got he got heckin armies oh god okay it's coming oh he doesn't like that ouch oh there's one yeah i pinned him now get me to the other side go go go go oh nice what do i do oh god smack smack smack ah nice one lock down [ __ ] oh god he trying to do it heck it's messy i'm back okay get back my nails [ __ ] oh phase two oh my god oh [ __ ] he's just drilling crazy tim allen from home improvement oh lots of pools game's intense [ __ ] that is not how they work whoa i feel like we're playing fall guys again [Music] god you have to constantly be moving oh your health kind of regenerates yeah gotta go nice can you reset yeah yes i can yes you can nice there we go okay that's left arm down oh my god what the heck whoa dude you're a superhero oh god we're gonna explode him [Music] i think i gotta pierce that can all right that's a smackie that's all you is it i think so [Music] oh [ __ ] oh god you can just run around it [Music] okay how do i smack it though uh can't we talk i think he's gonna put it down now we're long passing it not really eating cody rule of three's rule of threes he's gonna put it down at some point and leave it down maybe i don't hope so there you go oh oh [Applause] oh i can only hit it twice what did i do i took health off of it oh so we just got to do that again oh [ __ ] the [ __ ] unfair sir i'm coming for that crown i'm coming for that ass i've crowned yeah can't hit me can't hit me look i'll even stand still can't hit me oh lord our real estate just got much smaller what if it's the same every time or if it's dynamic no the sign yeah oh he [ __ ] you up yeah smack it smack it smack it i don't know i was looking at the wrong one were you looking at me yeah well we're running out of real estate uh oh it's timed free real estate we're gonna run out of platform only he was smacking [Applause] okay oh [ __ ] just be smacking am i right we got it we got it third one hit me [ __ ] [Music] i'm off oh big smacky the big smacky i'm coming in come on come on okay come on come on oh man we gotta go again i think this is the i don't think the platform is gonna get smaller than this uh maybe not oh that was close wait i'm a gamer i can dodge this [ __ ] big smackie there you go oh they're happy we did a good thing ready i'm so ready for this oh it tickles it tickles this is [ __ ] thank you no he's getting like a prosthetic leg basically he's getting his body back yeah no look at me you saved us from that wait but then ah i don't have that tool anymore no we move on to a different mechanic after this so it's like mechanic after mechanic after mechanics i was part of this too where's my hero love did you see that explosion anyway we still have to get to i nailed it oh of course of course sebastian can you help him out they have to get to the other side sebastian the saw wow flexible what am i missing something step on board just alliteration okay oh this doesn't feel safe i'm not sure just relax okay don't worry he's very precise sebastian sling [Music] oh no oh no giant baby she don't give a [ __ ] about youtube what a dick stupid book oh you've locked us in you idiot now we're stuck in here stuckness he's a mental construct if you stare at the closed door you will miss the one that's open okay ah there is only one door in this shed good thinking let's go to the window whoa my god wait can we skate that like he did yeah baby fun nice dash nice oh cool that's so fun check out my move yeah very cool but just don't fall off oh god don't worry i'm pretty good at this oh god dude this is a park champ oh you don't need to jump you just need to press it neither what i'm trying to spit oh i died oh no oh it stopped i kept jumping and then trying to press it but all you have to do is press it after you jump you mean no no just to switch lanes oh i see yeah i was jumping and it tells you you have to press it again to jump back onto it but you don't all you have to do is jump wait where are you i made it here before you yeah i'm way behind because it mechanics i kept saying like press it again and i was like pressing it but flopping between [ __ ] here i go i don't know where i'm going it said rb and i press it let me go of this one then i did it oh it's it's timed we need to time this together all right oh i mean i didn't even jump on it correctly and press y uh-huh nice wow collaboration there's lights everywhere i want to break them oh oh god oh god i i was i was busy i was looking at the lights oh okay whoa holy crap here we go champ holy [ __ ] this is my brain my brain is getting overloaded i'm ahead of you now okay i do not know how i did that how physics um hey do you want to like together one two three nice collaborations amazing let's find rose uh yeah what's up peeping time to find her oh yes i know i think his name is going to be talking i hope so i know who you are nothing escapes my name is peter look what in here look look into my ass look very closely what do you smell oh oh am i dead you're not dead they're like sleeping what's going on oh no at least she's napping i'm just sleeping standing up like i think you're sitting at your desk well yeah but same thing and then you too sitting standing we're all a construct at the end of the day you didn't see anything else well there was one unusual thing why what happened she was crying hmm i know quite unusual for rose but i am a hundred percent sure because i could see her tears falling onto the dolls super close up falling he sees everything [Music] oh wait a minute i know what happened it's a spell oh ridiculous cody you want to apply logic may okay we are having a conversation with a pair of binoculars there is no logic in that yeah i don't even believe in spells okay well did you believe that you could be turned into a wooden doll huh mm-hmm he's got a point yeah it had to be listen to sprouts your daughter's a way to burn the witch so if it is a spell how do we break it okay i got this yeah me and rose we read all about the spell stuff i'm a virtual wizard right now okay just give me some space i need to think okay so if the spell was cast through her tears then in order to break it oh in order to break it you gotta find true love to reverse it through her tears shove her tears back in her body right okay right into a tear duct we can fit now really poker okay fine okay i muted myself totally instead of in the discord thank you so much the raid corti appreciate it thank you reminds me of ben from treasure planet yeah go on okay thanks uh come on mate how do we get to take a closer look at your shitty relationship look at it this way anime queen thank you for the fight gives it subs thank you where's i like that that's in the cutscenes too yeah come on we'll throw us the rope it's too far gory where there is love no distance is too far oh shut up and just throw us the rope okay okay may relax you want the rope you want the rope come on you want it you wanna come on come on take it oh hell yeah grappling hooks oh wow one of my favorite mechanics in any game those shoes in the back all right let's swing across it's this little cute mushrooms oh i don't need to be human come on guys we both have the same idea step forward one two one two one two looking good followers looking good straight single file that is so pretty yeah this is great i called brothers shoes up here oops nuts i told her i didn't know when i was a kid she has a problem i'm the guilty one there's hazelnuts they're acorns acorns that's the word single fire lads single file oh you got paper airplane yeah what should i throw it to though here we go i don't know was that just for fun i think so i don't think it has any purpose single fire light single file very very good did you build a tree house for rose no why do you ask there are windows oh who could have built those pants there's our swing finally a use for that thing let's get across nailed it let's get across ah still nailing it you gotta wait for the swing i know i'll throw this at my body inside the house in the window oh son still got it [Laughter] i i don't see a way to get to rose's room yet let's get higher i should have put you on bouncing bouncy shrooms oh my god just fun little poses [Music] everything is so cute yeah so much style and personality oh are we going to meet a squirrel hey look cody a door a door in a tree i don't like it we got a hobbit but can't you see how far away it is yes i can see how far away it is that's why we got to keep moving yeah maybe i want to meet this girl squirrel decides to be terrifying wait what what are you doing we don't know what's inside there come on it might be a shortcut to the house yeah but what if it's not what if it's it is a squirrel no one uh we come in peace we're trying to get to the house the house what's your business there we haven't got time for this is this a shortcut or not oh as for all those times you didn't give me nuts you're dead now it's enough nuts though not helpful come on classic squirrel buries them and then can't even find them again too heavy why the glass jar well at least we can see through it oh that's great mate we're imprisoned but the view is amazing mommy daddy dad are you still friends like oh no they're ignoring me oh no have you heard of this book by um dr hakeem oh you're getting dono wall's child your prime you can talk to any streamer you want if you become a tier three sorry rose not enough bits sag rose oh that's so sad yeah sorry kiddo dad's sleeping cody are you okay yeah been better but i'm okay cute chairs what are we doing oh my god he's a little sergeant the wasps don't play dumb did they send you here to kill us what kill you no we're not working there oh my god they're so adorable sergeant squirrels he's a little nice he has a machete oh my god that's terrifying what the [ __ ] he just [ __ ] killed us holy [ __ ] this is just torture yeah this game is [ __ ] holy [ __ ] it doesn't look like they're on the wasps team and why don't they die maybe they have superman but they're at the walls why aren't the wasps just stinging us instead of where are they stabbing us i mean why are the squirrels wearing clothes fair point fair points is this what squirrels get up to in our backyard oh yes this is cannon now this is what actual squirrels say oh my god squirrel you want to get to the house yes we can get you there oh my god the voice bravo 6 going dark what do you mean follow me he's so cute follow the tale i don't wanna follow the fluff so you wanna get to the house huh the ones in the back are so cute they thick though wow girls be sick squirrels be packing that dumpy damn boy oh that is the original it's a squirrel damn boy are we the nut a gods like a little chestnut helmets they're building an underwear plane used to [Music] [Applause] what we can't kill those crazy creatures you nuts no no offense they just killed us like ten times you nuts two of them the whole swarm of them surely will die that's why you're going to need oh he's got one eye later oh yeah oh my god oh my god the squirrels have developed warfare oh there's matches in the gun operator oh that's so clever it shoots a burning match the wasps believed the robot was their real queen but instead of wiping out the wasps our agent was seduced by its power and switched sides so that's so adorable this is amazing we'll help you get to the house understood i have like a little soap dispenser on my back now isn't there a more civilized way that we can improve yeah for the group wait so what am i shooting what ignites by matches and explodes i don't think that's flammable though what what what hive remember yes sir the real world in our tree you have a scope so many times yeah yeah fine fine but we wouldn't even be here if you hadn't knocked on the squirrel's door well at least they're gonna lead us to the house what are you kidding me you you believe that i don't trust those squirrels we need hakeem back underwear oh believe me that was amazing i'm sure hill's gonna he's gonna come by well at least my underwear is now a sophisticated part of a flying machine oh i sincerely smell great of course you don't guys what happened to collaboration i can't wait to get back to my real body so that we can get divorced oh me too ouch cody damn hey what do you need to be a dick about it time to kill some wasps what alone don't worry we've got weapons you mean these homemade squirrel diy drill baths are capped shanky things i'm shaky that's real bad cody woke up and chose mental warfare fire whoa so oh classic classic man just spraying his goop everywhere huh oh god oh look at all this oh you're actually doing [ __ ] i'm just are you checking out the room yeah you have to weigh it down probably wow oh my god shoot it on this nice [ __ ] blow me up blow me up i'm ready oh it doesn't hurt you dude you got the cool gun all i have is a [ __ ] gooper oh goopy gooby you get to make explosions happen boom baby blow it all up blow it all up this is a war zone yeah for real dude this is so cool no i said it first and i said dude along with it look i'm sleeping oh cozy i'm using target babe i'm in really bed sleep i don't i'm doing something but it's targeting practice hmm come to bed oh my god that's so cute that's really cute how do you crouch holby hey i want to know if i tell you a secret well you keep it a bunch of [ __ ] in face i was gonna be like hey babe good morning good morning hi hi you don't need to blow those up but i just like seeing it explode same wow this is impressive oh why does yours work on it but mine doesn't okay nice it's whatever i've been gooping all my life pro pro gooper over here hey what's up guys it's me procoops oh oh and now i gotta ignite it ah yeah you gotta blow up that one so you can weigh down this one then go shoot that one so we spinning around nice that's [ __ ] teamwork it's over here nothing and there he goes what i was looking at you making your way over oh i'm goofing oh you could probably just light that on fire on its own the goop has to be yellow [Music] rex come on oh it has a floor it was like invisible on my screen oh really yeah i had to get like to a certain height um uh way down again that's a talent babe that's talent right there um oh look at this uh that's not a good idea oh that's something that oh wait way down the can maybe darn the sap isn't sticking no shoot the thing squirrel attack isn't foolproof oh no that's later oh yeah maybe we can hmm oh do we still have our yeah wait that fan yeah we do um how do we get up there though oh you hang on it and then i'll oh yeah why hanging there you go shooting now jump jump on that and do it shoot me no you have to shoot it so it goes down right no it turns ah hey i can't zap that whoa nikola tesla would be jealous that's a big nod babe what if squirrels get like these squirrels seem far more capable what if they get a time travel machine before we do wait um you gotta shoot that yeah now jump on that we're gamers oh god no wrong way yeah no shoot him i can't shoot i can swim oh just never mind me then no i wanted to do it once okay yeah there you go that's better oh god are you on i need to turn a little bit more oh okay nice now i'm assuming you shoot something uh-huh got it not that way no it has to be that way there we go well i just have to find the right angle [Applause] [Music] sorry hey oh god hot hot hot hot it's jesus christ i love this one no it's fine get it out of your system let's get out of your system it's fine oh for this one [Music] around you go this is just all death [Music] did you turn me into an acorn right wow okay i'll press stop now oh yeah i miss owie there you go that wasn't very funny it was kind of funny i thought it was great trying to be too quick corrosive knocks yes chain reaction oh yeah shoot the chains should where the link in the chain is uh wait how does that how can i get those exploded i want do you still have that friendship thing the achievement on your screen no because i do no no see that weak link in the chain there here i need to shoot our feet can't you no much lower you don't see it yeah but i can't goop that it's not yellow that's what i'm saying shoot these i gotta goop them all i can't shoot them all quick enough chain reaction baby yeah maybe connect it all yeah but i gotta make sure there's some on all of them first the entire yeah fill the entire thing that should be enough yeah i'm trying to okay if i use my oh it's gone now okay yeah baby looks like something was kept in here yeah something big whatever it was it's gone now must have been this dude it's bigger than the squirrel it's zapped up oh [Applause] nice there we go ah look at the lights yeah they're cute very cute um do we do that yeah you gotta shoot the one behind us oh nice this way ma'am there we go uh or not oh shoot it now yeah not this one right oh we can't there we go oh my god killer kill it with fire oh i can goop them and stick them down dude that's revenge for all the times we've been stung that's awesome that's [ __ ] up prepare for trouble and make it double oh [ __ ] [Music] can you weigh it down maybe no oh maybe if i there you go oh i think you gotta shoot it oh yeah oh i gotta light the furnace i have to be fine i see you see wait let me shoot this one first ah smarty pants over here fire it up mate shoot me i'm cute nice oh you're so far away hey mate i think there's a bridge here oh let's knock it down then you gotta shoot all these okay dude that's so cool nice you're so smart bib i went to college twice it's whatever oh look how pretty the green is yeah it's so nice oh challenge interesting oh [ __ ] i'm ready do we just have to spam it [ __ ] how are you so fast i literally jerked off from the ages of 13 to 20. how are you so good at this i play banjo-tooie baby a better grip go again really yeah [Laughter] okay i'm ready oh [ __ ] okay i'm ready two one here we go i can't hear you tap i call this drink how are you so fast okay so there was this race in banjo-tooie where you have to race a yellow bird in a mine cart and you have to tap to race him and those challengers were so hard that they trained me how to tap really fast my god look i played the ending of metal gear solid 4 through that microwave scene oh yeah that that one was that was literal agony oh football no that bird is is insane you thought i threw it out yeah well hats off to you clicker you got you got the faster fingers all the time just another thing the squirrels have taken i'll i'll have you play that challenge sometime you'll find out how hard it is i want to see that clip back honestly i'll see how fast you were feel like you were cheating please stop talking and keep running oh oh we're on the rails again though this is so fun oh after my vault [Music] they tricked us oh god well i accidentally jumped to the to the left one oh there's not even a thing here now it wasn't reacting to me jumping oh lord oh lord oh lord oh god okay dude i feel like a kid playing this shoot in the air nice [Laughter] spin the handle to open it but be on your call we've wait what times if you shoot it oh i gotta just wait you have to weigh it down on that side yeah right faster please oh ah oh pick up the bees the bees oh god that's like classical music like flight of the bumblebees [ __ ] yeah we're so good at this teamwork okay next one [ __ ] gigaby oh you should've in the back yeah okay i'll distract them nice yeah there you go oh he has a cooldown oh he'll stop after three there you go i see oh god he's pretty strong yeah we're gonna have to fight him for a while this might be the toughest battle we've faced yet babe oh we can just do it really quick yeah what is it oh [ __ ] i'm too far away oh that should have been a dodge come on bro there you go nice nice you got him all right dodged into it nice oh you got him again you can kind of just exploit him yeah if he's attacking me you can definitely group him nice this little pizza cutter it would have been fun if it was actually a pizza cutter oh here he comes i think if we build up more of it actually we can get him more more more yeah let me see go oh maybe not seems to just be a a texture that gets applied to him nice that was a little bit more though yeah he got hurt more oh that was a lot more should do it got him don't get hurt too much emo together i'm a goop at all that's a big one oh yeah we're gonna have to fight the big robot wasp we are searching for them supreme wasp queen we're in central now worker sims that is one scary queen don't worry just oh [ __ ] yeah are we still allowed to say that word big robot um it's fine as long as you're not attacking someone with it i think as long as you're not saying about it i'm attacking a virtual wasp it's fine if they ban you for that then it's [ __ ] stupid then it's off to youtube for me you just can't use it to attack someone's sexual status i think oh yeah that makes sense yeah right preparation is key good but remember collaboration is also key collaboration a very dangerous operation thanks for reminding us you're welcome mate hey [Laughter] why do i feel like that book is the director of the game it could be um okay whoa look how cool that is maybe what the view of the house yeah yeah it's gorgeous gorgeous game i love the colors yeah yeah um maybe we should try and aim for defeating the wasp queen and then call it a day after that yeah i feel like that's a good section a good section of the game done because i'm also getting kind of hungry already i'm starving they're coming burn it all kill the babies oh there's a lot of them [Music] maybe you should be on the front line yeah in my bed your support i'm gonna play more like sage okay let's get to the nests first let's go you can actually just bait them they explode on their own oh [ __ ] they do half my house though wait you're oh you're up here okay nice that was such a big explosion ah blow up the rocks oh not quite oh god dude [Laughter] you're so tiny yeah i mean you are too we're both tiny bit right um let's see are these little jam jars cute you like jam i love jam i feel like we have to find a way to lower these bottles maybe the top maybe you can where they're attached oh i goop the side um okay let's see yeah oh you're no match for us you can shoot the next bottle by the way oh yeah we trapped some yeah [Music] and the last part mortar wasp we don't want to fight oh god oh god i guessed her i goofed her oh [ __ ] hi this is so fun yeah dude we've played dark souls i know i don't know after us man these are fingers honed by blood oh she's dead ah she did for the queen hey i got her it seems like you're gonna fall though nice is she gone she erased her she [ __ ] out yeah we blew her up oh yeah but we're kicking some butt here at least hey you're pretty good with that match gun thanks cody you too keep up the sap look at the tap together yeah that's cute hey isn't this your camera yeah i didn't get hit in that fight nice squirrels running away from something oh all right there it goes goes what get in oh we weren't in the picture okay let's go again oh you can pose oh have to pose quick it almost chokes that's so cute oh look at it oh you put it up on the wall i just want to look at that oh there's those on the back you can zoom in on it okay nice wow nice i keep forgetting that i can see your screen wait what is the what do these do ah we can kill the bees the perfect backdrop for my war hero photo okay let's go oh i have to get into frame the bee [ __ ] i wasn't in it wait go go go hit the thing again i don't need to be on the camera oh wait i can be the bee yeah oh we got to do that then i look like i've got a little antenna as well because of my sprout head oh no she's killing me ah oh that's it that one's going on the wall whoosh okay can we change another setting or is it just two cool oh that one's lame i don't know interesting thank you looks like ancient technology oh sitting on the back is cute look we're never gonna peek after this squirrel versus wasp well let's put three up at least okay nice there we go half it goes well look at that cute that's pretty good that's pretty good it's pretty that's actually very cute that's actually pretty amazing oh boss fight time oh all these pictures cute this has to be a boss right right why do i hear boss music why do i have a health fire oh i think they're bringing out the big guns now do them all ah goop till you die [Applause] say hello to my little friend oh that hurt where are they huh they're forming people they're forming like a fist oh god there's so many before like a hammer out okay back to full health i see the hammer yeah oh god i was shooting it so many bees so much goop better chaos ted it's a big pile of boxes in the middle of the road just keep gooping just keep gooping oh crap there's scissors we're rock baby oh god where am i oh this is like the locker i fell off the road oh oh oh oh oh oh you can just go around them oh this is like the ride in the afterling which one the one where you spin around at the end the roller coaster we go round and round and round and round and round uh do you mean with the forest yeah conflict yeah that's what i was going to say the one with the little elves or what is it little creatures in the trees yeah you know the numbers felt like we were tripping balls that's basically all of the rides hell yeah oh i'm out of goops that's okay we can recharge ow my face you just fell on your big diaper ass nose [Laughter] oh now what i think we need to head that way come on may we can't swim in this oh we're going by boat huh help me out what by boat be the boat all right come on i mean it'll probably float perfect come on all right oh follow the boat it's like resi iv we're gonna get attacked by a big guy in the ocean now don't shoot the water we do where uh it's in your hand what is the wooden face mate all right she's an engineer you know all guns should be as handy okay so i gotta steer us multiple features you know about gadgets nature's my thing uh we're trying to go there i don't know they're all yours captain i'll steer the you got this you got this you got this we're good we're good okay is it playing the flight of the bumblebee song like the actual classical song like that one that one exactly that one yeah [Music] okay not so bad yeah oh here they come here oh here they come faster we'll make it through i got us i got us i got us don't even i'm glad you're shooting them but you don't even need to because i'm a god okay now what can we hang from that maybe another surface will work better oh nice where is all this water coming from where are we yeah like how big is this tree i didn't even have control over him god damn it it's so pretty i like how the music is like suddenly added in yeah yeah but what are they doing what are they doing they're really far back oh my god is that a water tornado of bees you've got a storm coming what's that metal gear solid enemy again the pain stephanie that's him my god it's a vortex some bees i think we can only avoid them right yep i can't hit them that's fine oh it's too close i got it i got it i got it shoot him shoot him this is like playing outer wilds again planet with it that was great with the water tornadoes on it oh god oh god oh god oh baby let's go i just wanted to know if you feel alive today you got blood in those veins oh same thing again i am we're okay we're alive wow bad wolf in chat says forbidden croissant yeah deadly beauty there's a little worm what are you calling me we better get them we're getting croissants oh let's go i thought you said something in dutch no no for being cut off wow that should be robotic croissants for boater cody steer straight ahead aye aye captain please i have eyeballs jellyfish hmm my character kind of sounds like george costanza from seinfeld i have no idea what he sounds like oh what's this yeah i was just gonna say i have no eyebrows now wow that's pretty yeah this is great yeah this is very calming too well the last section was incredibly intense so do it do it oh yeah i like to smell my nose hairs whoa wow that's awesome oh the drawing hello the magic marker invisible oh my god can you draw it oh what's this this must be the squirrel's history the color inside the lanes we're very respectful of their culture he got a big dobby is that supposed to be us oh our house came and destroyed their village but then we raised a god baby they stole our scissors and my angle where's my protractor the glow 2000s markers no i if you'll eat them like this though they'll try out yeah idiots oh this whole cave is going to light up pretty whoa should we go down oh it could just fall forever oh oh my god excuse me are we playing journey now are you playing oh i didn't make it there's no fall damage it's apex oh i'm stuck i'm dead they just said [ __ ] you on that one oh god oh god oh god oh god wow now i have to aim [Music] oh god this is like orey [Music] what did we touch in that cave wow we are tripping nature balls what'd you call this ah it's a giant hallucination looks like some kind of catfish and how does that happen well oh my god [Music] just stay on its back what if he turns though [Music] there you go what if catfish was real what if the mushrooms i bounced on went in my mouth what if i could taste color what if mushrooms and flying catfish the catfish is upside down now but it looks the same hollow earth theory it's real it's working congress oh do we eat a jump fish uh yeah i don't know i like this fish this fish smells amazing right through that wall oh never mind lsd wore off this isn't my fault god i did not expect this in a tree i didn't expect to become a tiny little man either really tired i didn't expect that actually i meant good shape in this world oh i see so you're saying i'm in bad shape in my real body oh i didn't say that i am made of clay did you run jump and fall like this in your real body no exactly enjoy it while it lasts oh i'm looking at you again i'm so used to being player one what are we doing over here i'm right next to you i mean uh what i don't know what to do oh what do i do oh there's another one the other side yeah what are we trying to do move the targets reach your side chairs gun don't let the moving target so you have to shoot targets away from each other i'm aiming to win so am i i'm aiming plungers um i don't know what the [ __ ] i'm doing we're jousting but with plungers that's right i know how to okay wasted plungers there we go watch and learn smokey goes oh god there's so many oh [ __ ] nothing to it no no there's too many i can't oh god there's starting to be a lot on my side now as well oh oh oh [ __ ] [ __ ] next really [ __ ] they're switching sides okay yes come on you're winning by a mile now [Music] pretty everybody wins that was way too much stress for me i'm okay with the draw yeah hi bye you did high five and i did a kiss two type of people um where do we go where do we come in i think it's this way yeah that looks like an elevator over there wow you have to cross over yeah but that's a deep hit yeah we're fine we live we've no way okay i don't do anything this time i guess it's just dodge okay that's easy easy enough [Music] gamers gamers gamers oh god in the middle okay i thought she heard it this would be a great coffee table hey okay here we go hi yeah i can see it let's clean up these spracklers is that a bird skeleton over there this one where what in front of us oh more like a dog maybe or we didn't kill this guy he just fell off i think it's a dog skeleton oh sorry you bury a dog in the backyard oh jesus oh we're in the gladiatorial arena what you got time to fight whoa what is this place uh i don't know oh it's a squirrel dog pretty angry squirrel skeleton oh that feels so obvious because of the teeth whoa that was a big squirrel then though that's true oh you ready for this i'm not sure oh here ow what that was an instant death i think it was half health from the other thing you got to shoot him as he walks over it oh shoot out shoot shoot nice oh and that is that's what we're gonna do yeah so i'll distract them oh if i can then when he goes over them shooties noise i don't think that's spamming spamming oh wait you can't do it again go go go nice just exploit the game [Music] go go go go nice easy clap yeah [ __ ] you [Music] wait wait wait wait don't kill me i'm just a beetle i don't even like the wasps so why are you on their side i'm a mercenary i fight for anyone who pays me food and shelter what food huh worms slugs larvae no i'm a vegetarian free i get paid nice okay well uh you know the queen she has all the nectar so if you help us take her down you can do mr big brain i dude my brain's so powerful it's growing yummy what what are we waiting for come on jump on oh hell yeah let's go oh my god i get to write him i can't he's just in a one-stop training okay i kind of clip through that it's making me nervous i got this i got this baby let's go oh just jumping around to make me nervous definitely oh god i could probably just jump these oh yeah do that still make my life easier oh no still no whoa she's a gamer she's locked in guys nice we don't push you can go shooting we're shooting good shooter ow fire shooting my ass we've like two hits left on us i think never mind [Applause] oh god oh no oh they're like thai fighters the larvae they're just shooting their babies at us yeah [Music] did he just die i don't know oh challenge the god you're not the real queen you're a [ __ ] phony fake ass [ __ ] you're a robot liar i'm the supreme lost queen why can i do this i don't know oh we're meeting up i i gooped her i guess yeah yeah yeah it did damage oh listen to her we're slowly tipping away let's do that let's keep doing that let's go let's go yeah huge they carried us back oh lord oh god can i still get her i can't keep gooping her well i'm gooping everything's gooped right now i got hit oh yeah her ass we're back what a [ __ ] they're chasing me okay i you gotta kill the wasps before i can shoot her again i can't just keep going back and forth on the thing yeah yeah i don't see anything better i grouped her um i'm not kidding he wants me to kill the bees first yeah now oh i got the wings nice airstrike oh my god okay [Music] they're hexagons as well that's so cute land insects what are you in the [ __ ] water my head can you goop them oh yeah oh get him get her get him get her her body nice ouch oh my god get them why would we not made it not the bees joke yet out of my eyes my eyes can you group them no no no simple squirrels come on [ __ ] what you got what you got your scissor and we're rock okay [ __ ] you her [ __ ] head head out my cheeks got clapped okay we gotta get the bees first maybe we just need to do it a couple times because she did react maybe we should go on the thing again maybe it's the back of her head yeah ah these guys are following me okay i'll group them when i see them oh maybe it's oh it's the back of her body she still has a part along the back of her body ah there we go oh now we're all on rails baby okay we got this rock holding on she's on a chain ah there we go oh [ __ ] i wasn't looking ah oh god oh i just barely jump in time every time okay okay oh my god there's so much going on you got this keep running out of fire get out of the way bees stinky bees that's some good shooting tanks he's going to be alive we're going to fight him at the bottom of the pit he's going to get all the nectar he wants i hope so is it a squirrel in there oh [Music] there's a bumblebee it's actually really furry and sweet yeah no no no i am the wasp queen oh the wars between the bumblebees and the wasps has been going on for years this is really going to increase tensions oh my god wait oh [ __ ] you're so cool whoa holy [ __ ] well no nectar for the bumble bee all those wasps died wait so she gets to like live after fooling them for ages and stealing all their food supply i guess so are you okay i have nothing to live for now i'm no longer a wasp queen i'm just a bumble bee he can't be special but you are special you are one of the noblest pollinators in nature i i i am yeah of course bees pollinate crops that feed 90 of the human population without you guys humans would just die he's right really technically yeah i'm special yeah no you're a traitor a traitor you killed the traitor she helped save us yeah i'm special yeah and all the waters god i mean we're gonna take the plane and go oh so you're on the same team now shoot them all oh my god holy [ __ ] are you kidding me where did the squirrels get those good m60s hey take us with you hey we just saved your furry ass honey chaser in the plane oh my god yes hey this is a plane it's not a station wagon just fly where's the gas it's there's no gas in it you just said it's a plane they had a little squeaky squeak oh god okay i'm firing [Music] oh hell yeah [Music] kicking in the after partners let's go nice nice good shooting good shooting i'm trying as indiana jones [ __ ] oh god oh god go go go go go go [Music] oh we're gonna have to do some squirrel fighting yeah i've got it oh this is like star wars you're like in the millennium falcon right now oh yeah [Music] okay let's [ __ ] kill some squirrels i'll keeper level oh maxed yeah all right well don't trust the plane do i turn around turn around just take them down oh how do you turn around i don't know i i just do damn this is some nut warfare um there's oh and behind us ah i see cc you're the shooty bangs yeah yeah damn nice nice oh god oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] not the bees not the bees i got us i got us chew one of these [Music] nice behind behind hey now we're good don't use plural when you don't got it kill em all shoot em down nice one pop this is escalating quickly we're fine we're fine we're fine they can't hit with the kfc okay okay nice [Music] oh my god [ __ ] yeah [Music] take that right brothers squirrels can make planes too here we go oh are we going in the window whoa sergeant squirrel bro oh i'm starting ken's gone time to say goodbye to the doll you're like a brand she's going to come by and just baby you got to [ __ ] them up you got to [ __ ] them up babe we're playing metal beer solid [Applause] i chew on you for breakfast [ __ ] do i block or anything probably jump over him yeah [ __ ] yeah yeah he did an acorn blast oh my god nice you got this you got this [ __ ] yeah furniture okay oh [Music] collaboration hey that fight that was epic [Music] [ __ ] harry potter ass music heart left good yeah nice over nice no wonder our drains have been blocked our yard smells like [ __ ] we wouldn't try and flush a bike i wouldn't try and download a baby that's exactly what i was going for nice look at us someone said hey we're true gamers here look what can i say except pogchamp wow we're still going i feel like we're getting further away from the house yeah we're in a different country at this point end up in south america where the [ __ ] is the house doesn't work oh oh oh oh oh oh oh that's cutting clothes there a bit in the window in the window we go [Music] oh we might be taken off course uh excuse me back to the action please oh she's going to come in and talk to mom now mom's going to ignore her well at least obviously dude don't disturb your mom she's sleeping do you have that headache again oh my gosh she's so sweet but when you feel better maybe we can play with moombaboon again we haven't played with them in a long time why wouldn't you think that your mom's just sleeping i talked to dad she's a kid kids are dumb i think he wants you to become friends again i just wanted you to know so thought you would know yourself but she feels like a real moon baboon now god damn it parents those candles just on that glass melted hmm [Music] the solar system it's gonna fly in and smack her in the back of the head jenga we should get some jenga it's fun [Music] nice we did it good job that is the last time i'm flying by the seat of your pants comedian you know that oh thank you look there she is oh i miss her do you think she's okay she looks fine i mean she's playing like nothing happened thank goodness let's go and talk to her yeah but we should be careful we don't want to scare her are you saying i'm too harsh with her no no i meant she might get scared when she sees us i mean look at us we've turned into and i took why not she's our daughter well can you talk to her of course we can rose isn't the problem here oh [ __ ] here he comes you are ready wait is he trying to stop us i think that he is and are we going to let him no i don't think we've learned anything yet no wait what if we can't make rose cry what we have to or we'll be you already did make her cry walk up to her and be like you're a horrible daughter we'll figure something out okay just why is there a stalker looking at us the bigger the better okay okay is that boom baboon i know but i guess this is a good place to cut it on the next episode of dragon ball z these are nice questions i'm going to plug out the power uh oh don't get zapped that was great though yeah that was super fun [Music] time flew by yeah i mean everyone said that this game was good before but you should have known it's so good it's so clever oh that's great yeah i am starving though look you're fixing your little plant oh i took it off my screen already oh okay oh yeah i could do that actually well babe thanks for playing yeah that was great we'll play more soon right yeah we played a bunch this week i think oh yeah i'm down well i'm really into it now i really want to get through it and see what it's all about yes i want to save save her save this marriage save her daughter yeah i didn't think i was going to wake up today and have marital problems and a daughter and then turn into a tiny person get attacked by a squirrel and kill a beetle oh yeah we did a lot today whoo that went down anyway bye gabs chad everyone's chat everyone say bye i'll see you downstairs bye um cool well that was super fun what an amazing game uh let me go back to the main menu that's incredible it's so clever it's so well made it reminds me so much of like uh super mario galaxy or weirdly in a weird way it reminds me of titanfall 2. titanfall 2 i keep saying has the best uh first person shooter campaign because it has that thing where it's like here's a mechanic mess with that mechanic and then we'll just move on um and that's kind of what this is that okay now you're flying now you have the flying section now you have the puzzle now you have the the nail on the hammer now you have the goop and the matchstick it's super fun to play i'm really excited to see what else the game has to offer and i've heard that the game is pretty long it's like eight hours isn't it maybe even more so i'm really excited to get more into this and i talked to charlie before he said it was an amazing game and i said that starstream and everybody else that i've talked to said it's an amazing game and i knew i'd like it because i like the the people who made it i like their other games they made brothers a tale of two sons they made a way out i loved both of those games i did both of those in the channel brothers is a single player game but you control both brothers at the same time with two different thumbsticks um and it's like four hours long and then a way out i did with robin on the channel so this one i knew it was going to be good because of the pedigree that the devs had but looking at it i was like it seems a lot more kitty than there are other games like a way out is kind of like a serious guy's escaping prison and that kind of thing like criminals and it's a more adult game but this is some really adult themes and it kind of wrapped in that sort of pixar dreamworks sort of look to it um but it's amazing so far it's there's not a damn thing you can fault the game for music voice acting gameplay uh art style it's all 10 out of 10 so far so i'm really excited to play more of it i hope you guys enjoyed it um you can go get it for yourselves i think it's free on playstation right now in the playstation store if you have ps plus but i don't quote me on that i don't know i knew it was it was free somewhere um but yeah we'll finish this off this week hopefully uh see what it's all about but i'm really glad we got to play it i'm really glad we decided to stream it instead of just playing it on our own because it's it's cool to share with everyone here as well uh but before i go uh tyler thank you so much for the five gifted subs and ally thank you so much for the five gifted subs as well uh dammaratis thank you for the five gifted earlier i appreciate that thank you so much and thank you to everybody who's been subbing and priming and gifting bits and all that i'm sorry i couldn't get to all of them but i really really appreciate it thank you guys so much uh but yeah we'll be back with a ton more streams this week i don't know when um because i do have other stuff that i have to do this week but um and videos to record and everything but whenever we get a chance we'll hopefully be able to play more of it um but yeah thank you guys so much hope you had a fun stream who else is on right now that we could raid a boat hey ryan's playing valorum let's do that he's not on screen right now but we're going to sneakily raid him uh ryan's awesome i've been playing valerian with ryan all week and we've been grinding it out and it's been a ton of fun on his stream so i don't always stream my valorent um actually i never stream my phone really but i'm usually on his streams when he's streaming it so go follow him so if you want to um because then you might catch me there any other time but yeah i'm gonna leave this here appreciate you all thanks for tuning in and we'll be back more this week don't forget to follow the channel or sub or whatever here as well so that you can be notified whenever we go live then uh but yeah thanks guys kisses kisses uh i'll see you guys all next time alright bye [Music] do [Music] do [Music] do [Music] do [Music] do [Music] do [Music] you

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Published: Sun Apr 25 2021