The Test 2

hello everybody my name is am i recording yes hello everybody my name is markiplier and welcome to the test hypothesis rises uh you guys like the test and this is the second in a trilogy of tests to discover the inner secrets of my being i don't know how this one is different than the last one but apparently it is but if it's not different enough you'll never see this video it never existed and i'm wiping it from your memory right now because apparently this is all leading up to something and i don't know there's it's a trilogy so the third one says that there's some kind of revelations but this one is still extremely highly rated so i can only assume that it's a little different but if it's not i will be upset before experiencing the test hypothesis rising it is highly recommended that you've played the prequel the test but first before venturing into this experience i did that you will stand to gain a lot more from this experience if you played the test first and this examination will also make a bit more sense as it carries on from where the last examination left off i would like to urge you to go and play i did it i've done it i've already played the test wonderful news we can continue [Music] hi it's a little more bloody is that a dead body hmm okay fate hello and welcome to my office it's truly a pleasure to see you here today okay please excuse the mess i haven't had a chance to clean up yet clean up what i don't see anything i don't see help on the walls i don't see a bleedy-eyed teddy bear i don't see a dead body i don't see bloodstains all over the floor i don't see a crack in your bookshelf and i don't see the skull on your face now i don't want to take up too much of your time with blibber blabber and nonsensical speak so i'll just get straight to the point sometimes we have to ask ourselves life's tough questions there's one question in particular i'd like to ask you for you to ask yourself are you happy the toughest question of all i think so and when i say happy i don't mean content being content is great but it's not the same as being happy i want to help you i want to inspire you to be the best that you can be i want to inspire you to be the happiest version of yourself i want to see you grow inside and out now how do we accomplish this you might be asking good question allow me to explain i'm going to ask you a series of questions and you were going to answer them with 100 entire honesty and when i say 100 entire honesty i mean 100 entire honesty think about it you do want to be happy don't you you wouldn't want to do something so bold as to tempt fate by lying would you just remember if you lie the only person you're lying to is yourself the only person who will suffer from this is you and believe me you will shuffle all right not to mention the fact that whether you tell the truth or not i'll know but that's another story let's be moving on shall we we've wasted enough time explaining what we're going to be doing just remember we all want to be good people we all want to give the answers that we feel then the most desirable human traits within ourselves but sometimes good people do bad things and sometimes we don't always have desirable traits as humans i cannot express enough just how important it is to be truly honest while answering these questions no matter how uncomfortable the truth may make you well this this is a slight bit more preamble and blibber blabber than you might have anticipated saying now it's time to get into the real meat of this experience it's time for you to get the advice you deserve as you read questions and scenarios during this process i want you to create your own circumstances and build your own bridges to arrive at the answer that best suits your own psyche if you've never experienced the scenario being asked if you then simply made me i know this okay we're going to start with some basic easy questions and here we go if you answer these questions twice your advice may change it's not just about answering the questions about many different variables many different factors are at play here including the amount of time taken answer the proposed questions with that being said it's far more important to actually take your time and think about how honest of an answer you're giving before you give it whatever you do do not rush the process time is your best friend here you'll see what i mean soon enough oh you feel uncomfortable right now i do just immediately now because of what you just said are you nervous i kind of a little bit do you feel cold actually i do it's a little chilly in here which is strange it's usually sweltering you feel sad nope kind of nervous have you ever hurt someone because you were hurting even if they didn't deserve it i'm sure i have at some point i try not to take out my frustrations on someone else but i can't say that i'm perfect so i'm i'm sure i have yes do you crave acceptance by others i'm more crave acceptance of myself and i have already accepted myself i kind of do whatever the hell i want it's weird saying this considering i'm a youtuber and millions of people are watching this but to be perfectly honest i do not i validate my own existence through my own approval of my own actions so i don't crave acceptance from others i crave acceptance of myself no have you ever lost a loved one yes do you know what heartbreak feels like yes do you believe in demons no um do you believe in curses no would you consider yourself to be spiritual no are you afraid of dying alone we answered this previously no if there was an undeniable proof that ghost was haunting you would you continue to live in your home i might you know i might actually be pretty dope to be honest yeah have you ever seen an object mysteriously move without being touched no do you believe that it's possible for a game to summon supernatural forces into your life without knowing it no would you like to make more friends ah not really i don't even keep up with the friends i have no would you consider yourself to be a good friend no i'm bad at being friend i barely respond to people no do you feel lonely no what was that do i make friends easily no what about talk to me what was that talk to me what was that do you tend to avoid drama where possible yes have you ever had a near-death experience yes do you like horror movies uh yeah i say yeah this is all very interesting i'm sure it is what what was the words have you played the test yes that's the spirit have you played the horoscope no give it a whack i'm not totally oh a nice self bro night hashtag ad do you watch porn yes would you consider yourself to be a hard worker yes have you do you have a low opinion of yourself no would you consider yourself to be a confident person yes would you help an old lady across the street even if you were running late for appointment absolutely would you kill all of your neighbors pets just to save one of your own what kind of question is that okay so the scenario i'm imagining is that chica is in a fight with a neighbor's dog and a cat and a bird they're all attacking chica so i guess i would myrtlize every one of those if they were trying to kill chica and it says save my own pet i think i would i think if it came down to it i think i would have you ever tried to smother yourself with a pillow to see if you could actually suffocate yourself no i don't think it would work i don't think i could to myself i've never tried that but kind of have you ever been caught dancing when you thought no one was watching oh yeah oh yeah have you ever tried to roll your eyes so far just to see if they could really get stuck no right now but i'm gonna try immediately after that won't get stuck have you ever played a practical joke that you regret pulling on someone no i'm not i don't do jokes i don't do pranks are you streaming live right now no this is a video idiot are you ugh god damn it yeah if i told you that i was watching you play this game right now would you believe me well no because i'm recording it no if you've left a comment for me at any point in time i've read your words does this bother you no if you've left a comment for me does it make you feel positive that i paid attention to what you've taken the time to write wait my brain is trying to no i haven't but also i haven't left a comment do you understand that no matter what i appreciate you no i don't understand that i don't understand that i really do oh sure okay all right mr bloodstains all right mr murdered all right mr skull uh no he's afraid of snakes no do you believe in magic no have you cried in the last month yes do you have a hero no no i'm not much for hero types do you typically learn from your mistakes i'd like to think so but then again i make a lot of mistakes but i do learn from them eventually do you enjoy outdoor activities i'm in i'm a home buddy although i do have a i hope to go out camping or uh solo backpacking that's what i want to do would you consider yourself to be lazy okay i'm not i know i'm not i work a lot even if i say i'm lazy and i've said that many times i i know for a fact i'm not no do you sometimes find it difficult to stay motivated uh sure i think everyone does do you put the needs of others before yourself no not always but sometimes but um i don't think i do that's not what we're talking about knees right i i like to help people i'm gonna say considering it's like an open-ended question sometimes i do sometimes i don't but if it's a situation where someone i care about like of course absolutely i'm gonna put their need first yeah i think i do sometimes it's not always but when there is a need of someone else i would gladly put them before me so yes would your family and friends describe you as kind i think so yeah have you ever cheated in a relationship no have you ever been cheated on yes would you consider yourself to be judgmental no i think i'm open-minded i try not to no i don't think so i see i see do you are you a hero to someone else not all heroes work i guess probably do i love animals sure have you ever found a family member on tinder no i have not no yeah uh meanie [Laughter] me neither yeah sure fate okay yeah do you enjoy drinking alcohol no are you intoxicated right now no well that makes one of us uh very funny fate very funny do you like the phrase sneaky snake i think i've said sneaky snake a lot in my videos sneaky snake that snake is sneaky so i think yeah i like that phrase are these questions a bit strange to you sure are you have a vivid imagination yes it's one of my best qualities maybe do you feel uncomfortable in large social settings not really but also because i'm an introvert right and the weird thing about me is that i'm not uncomfortable i would just rather be somewhere else but i have a knack for being able to fit in in large social settings so actually no i just prefer solitude but not i don't feel uncomfortable no would you consider yourself to be anti-social um introvert doesn't always mean anti-social i don't think i'm anti-social either i like hanging out with people i like hanging out with my friends i like socializing yeah so i'm not anti-social no you hold a grudge for long periods of time no and this is actually something that me and my dad kind of have very much in common he was he would have get angry at something but he was able to let it go i'm very it's very easy for me to let things go so no have you ever urinated in public i mean i'm sure everyone has because everyone's been a baby trick question [ __ ] yes do you like pineapple on your no i'm not a heathen would you consider yourself to be selfish if i was being perfectly honest with myself no a lot of times i think i am with my time but i think because i think i am i'm not actually so no do you think you've got a big ego oh yeah look at who you're talking to here it's me markiplier yeah would you consider yourself kinky no would you consider yourself to be religious no would you consider yourself to be temperamental not anymore no actually i think i'm when it comes to the average i don't i think i have a very even temperament you asked me this 10 years ago the answer would have been no no no no no no no [ __ ] it no [ __ ] you no yes it would have been yes and i know a lot of you probably think of me in rage games but i've done a lot of work in my life to try to quell the burning rage inside of me so oddly enough no if you had to kill someone to save your own life but you knew they didn't deserve it would you do it all right okay i had to kill someone to save my own life like i am going to die if i don't kill this person so they've got some kind of a weapon on me i've got a weapon on them it all depends on the reason that they would do it but i think i'm a good enough person that they wouldn't have any real justification for trying to kill me so sorry pal you're going down yes interesting i mean look i'm being honest here i think even my survival instinct would kick in at that point would you sacrifice your own life for a complete stranger in thinking of ever right ever i could think of a lot of situations where i wouldn't do this but if i can think of at least one where i would it would have to be a situation where i was in a it's a trolley problem it's a trolley problem right but it's like a deadly trolley problem you're on the other track god you know i think a lot of people have done this where they imagine scenarios where you're like flying your ship up into the independence day alien mothership you know and you're like for honor and glory and then yeah i mean for considering how much i imagined my heroic end i think i have to answer yes if it's heroic enough yeah i think i would there'd be at least one situation there would be at least one many that i wouldn't but there would be one have you ever been inside of a burning building i have been inside of a fire fighter uh like training compound and technically there was a fire in there i don't think that qualifies though have i no yes no no i don't think i have have you ever been to a funeral yes if you could attend your own funeral before you died would you take the opportunity to do so no spoilers come on nah i'm good oh god we did so many funerals ah but no i wouldn't do that if you could see into the future but we're told that it would only reveal the absolute worst of what's in store for you would you still look yeah i'm not yeah why not yeah why not if you had the power to stop time would you use it to do something you know you shouldn't [Music] oh was thinking rob a bank and i was like i probably would but then i went like oh ah would you do it okay i'm gonna honestly say if you're thinking about that then no way in hell i'm gonna go no you sick [ __ ] no but then again like the time travel in general is is forbidden and messing with the past is probably knowing i shouldn't do something and i would totally do that let's see if you had the power to remove one person from earth never to return again would you use it zoom yeah sure you know i mean do i only get this once depends on the person right but again there's many people that i wouldn't do this to but there's probably someone that would deserve it you know what i mean and i can think of a few right off the top of my head yeah if i told you that i understand you better than you understand yourself would you believe me there's no way in [ __ ] hell fate bring it on [ __ ] i don't believe you for a second if someone threatened to kill you would your first response be to react in violence um god it depends on how quick i need to react right so someone's threatening to kill me let's say the threat is serious right i don't think my first response would be to act and violence because i would need to evaluate how valid that threat would be so no if someone's like i'm gonna kill you ah just come off off planet you go i i don't think my first instinct would be to respond with violence assess the situation with a levelhead and then violate violence innate violence no as a strain if a stranger stole money from you to support their drug addiction would you forgive them if they apologize to you i mean yeah sure honestly if they came up to me and apologized and said that they stole it to support their drug addiction of course i'd forgive them if they did it again i'd be less forgiving yeah i think i would if a family member said that something nasty about you behind your back would you confront them about it directly i don't know if anyone in my family would but yeah i'm kind of a direct person yes if you had to eat raw squirrel brains for three days to stay alive would you do it give me them brains [Laughter] to stay alive yeah if i'm trapped on an island the only food is a bucket of squirrel brains but i'm going to be rescued in three days guess who's eating squirrel brain yeah if you woke up tomorrow and none of your family members remembered who you were would you choose to leave and start a new life okay i don't live with my family so i don't think that this really qualifies so i'm going to extend it if no one on earth remembered who i was would i start a new life yeah of course oh unless it's asking like would i try to reconnect with them i mean you'd have to leave start i'm all for starting over it was this question yeah give me any chance to start a new life if a homeless man was clearly sick freezing and utterly miserable in the rain would you be willing to give him your clothes and mock home naked yeah i mean then i would be utterly miserable but at least i wouldn't be dying you know dude give me any excuse to be naked what kind of question is this yeah i'd do it if someone accidentally hit you in their car but you suffered no injuries would you still be upset with them it's an accident i wouldn't be upset if it was an accident in the first place uh no have you looked for any hidden meanings or messages within these questions no i honestly know maybe you should have been and maybe you should shut up are you wondering if there's a deeper meaning to all this other than simply answering question after question no i know your games i know your games there's no deeper meaning to any of this no miracles happen every day do you agree no umbrellas aren't worth lugging around and you don't mind getting radon d i never carry umbrellas even if i know that it's gonna be raining but that's more me being forgetful than anything i don't mind getting rained on yeah sure red is a pretty color than pink do you agree ooh cutting right to the quick ooh okay so i like red but it's actually not my favorite color i think i talked about this before i think pink is a pretty prettier color actually i don't know as much as i love a good pink mustache like if i was looking at something and it was red versus if it was pink prettier red can be prettier reds can really like evoke a lot of sensations and feelings and whatnot and i think that it has the potential i'm expanding the definition of pretty here if i was just going like pretty as in like oh that's pretty you know maybe pink i'm gonna go with red for the blood anyway that's a real conundrum for worf stash here why is this the one that's getting me ah what if i think is prettier okay if i saw pink pink red as an old coffee mug prettier prettier prettier well this is sparkly so it's kind of biased but prettier prettier prettier prettier prettier i think you know i'm gonna go pink i'm worth stashing it up here [Music] do you ever feel like a plastic i honestly know but i wish i could imagine that yeah i wish i could feel that no eating in front of people can be awkward do you agree no i've eaten in on a livestream it's not awkward maybe the way i used to hork food down but no i don't think so rings used as a ceremonial wedding gift are so outdated do you agree it's not a wedding gift it's kind of like a core thing in weddings for the most part i'm gonna go with no actually because i think your definition of wedding gift is a little strange no did you realize that the first letter of the last six questions combined spells up word murder i don't believe you do you know why that is i don't care no does it make you slightly uncomfortable no you're not gonna do nothing are you gonna start paying closer attention to what you may have gotten yourself into not at all do you realize it's too late to turn back now that i have all the options i'm here where are you that's fine do you hear someone in your room [Music] no do you see the shadows closing in no you can't see those closing in idiot shadows and absence of white and no do you feel like you're being watched yes did you look around your room a moment ago yeah sure you like long walks on the beach actually no do you enjoy giving gifts to people yes have you ever felt like giving up on life no do you love your life your family do you love your family more than you love yourself [Music] i love myself pretty hard i think you always to go this one you know i think i think i got it anyway i love my family i'd do anything for him i die for him so but i do love myself but it's a lot of love i got a lot of love to give you know but i'm gonna say i put them above me yes do you have a best friend who's clearly better than the rest of your friends do you think there's some kind of conspiracy behind the coronavirus no do you believe that you're human yes if you could turn invisible but you could never be visible ever again once you decided to use your power for the first time would you use it no no i've seen hollow man no if you knew someone was about to rob a convenience store but you knew that they were doing it to feed their family would you stop them no no well i might buy them something if i knew all that but i'm not gonna stop them if you know if i knew that right then and there if you were stranded on a remote island with a stranger and you were both starving to death but you found a secret stash of food that they didn't know about would you share with them yeah cause then when i'm when if i eat it all myself i'm gonna be all how are they not gonna know number one but then i'm gonna be fat and slow and when they get desperate i'm gonna be all slowed down they're gonna murder me and eat me i might as well share it and then eat them afterwards i'll get them first i'll fatten them up it's not it's not it's not sharing it's preserving the food uh yeah i would share for many reasons if you could turn into an eagle for one year but you wouldn't be able to turn back into a person until that one year had passed would you do it god i don't want to be no bird maybe if it was a day sure but a year what do i'm gonna get shot or eaten or another eagle's gonna i don't i never went to eagle school i don't know how to be an eagle i need another he was gonna try to [ __ ] me or fight me i'm not gonna be able to deal with that i'm good no i wouldn't do it if you had the opportunity to earn riches beyond your wildest dreams by fighting a grizzly bear to the death using nothing but a machete and an army helmet would you do it i'm assuming i'm naked behind besides this look put your riches away you give me an opportunity to fight a grizzly bear to the death that's how i imagine going out please tell me we can compound this with saving a random stranger you know i'm just tromping through the woods naked with a helmet and a machete and i hear someone crying for help and i'm like it's my time that grizzly's gonna get it and i fight the yeah absolutely give me that [ __ ] if you had to pick one basic food item to eat exclusively for an entire year would you choose potatoes potatoes are goddamn versatile and i saw the martian sure you can cook up potatoes a whole bunch of different ways yeah sure if pizza screamed in agony every time you bit into a piece would you still continue to eat pizza dude if any food i eat is screaming in my face i ain't eating it kill it first and then i eat it but i'm not eating that pizza that pizza's messed up if your best friend got bit in the genitals by a highly venomous snake and the only way to save their life was to suck the venom out of the genitals would you do it to save them it's like that tick tock like i'd do it i'd suck that venom right out i'd give you that glop yeah yeah the answer is yes if if it was to save their life i'm sucking it out of any part of their body i i'm not gonna be i'm not gonna see my friend die in front of me because i was too afraid to suck their dick present it to me friend i'll get there first i'm gonna preventively suck just in case you may not have known that there was a snake around you may not even have known you got bit could happen i'll save you anyway of course of course i am of course was that question difficult to answer no not at all do you feel mortal yes it would be weird if i didn't you enjoy loud music no you feel awkward when you dance in front of others i mean kind of honestly not really i guess kind of there are situations where i i don't want to dance i think i gotta go with yes if there's even like a little bit of like hesitation i gotta go with yes do you suffer from any anxiety disorder no do you ever feel depressed i'm sure everyone does sometimes yeah sometimes you're not alone that's what i just said beat you to the punch do you ever feel do you feel relaxed right now yeah sure do you think you've been have a guardian angel watching over you no do you ever hear your name being called when no one could have called it i've once or twice i've had like when i'm just waking up i i swear i've had this happen yeah i think so like auditory hallucinations i'm gonna take special notes of that one okay sure do you always look both ways before crossing the road yes and just earlier today i was going to the store and i looked both ways and i thought about the fact that i always look both ways so actually yes do you wash your hands every day yes do you ever feel uncomfortable using public restrooms god yeah you ever seen the [ __ ] splosions in some of those bathrooms yeah is winter your favorite season nah fall do you know anyone named josh uh josh peck are you wondering why that last question is relevant no are you allergic to any animals not that i know of have you ever thought about an animal in a sexual way okay that all of you are thinking about that pokemon thing you shut up those aren't real it's all fake so i'm answering no here i don't want to hear any lip from any of you i don't want to hear a peep out of you i don't want to hear nothing that ice cream cone was sexy damn i'm a no no legitimately no have you ever been in love yes would you consider yourself to be artistic yes would you consider yourself to be dominant in day-to-day life i'm [ __ ] dumb in this day i'm i'm on top with this day what does this mean okay i'm gonna go yes because i feel the confidence flowing through the the dom energy flowing through me you feel that you've gotten too much time on your hands god no can you be easily intimidated by others no are you easily excitable what is yes no yes no yes i have adhd you enjoy solving complex problems yes sometimes you have a difficult time reacting yeah sometimes would you consider yourself to be high maintenance nah pretty easygoing do you trust easily yeah i think i do would you consider yourself to be an honest person yeah i think i do have you ever told a lie oh god yeah have you ever lied to your best friend oh [ __ ] yeah have you ever lied to your family oh my god yeah have you lied about answers during this question no [ __ ] [ __ ] you are you wondering why all these questions have to do with lying nah not really this is all very useful information oh i bet i'd like some useful information about why there's so much blood behind you are you a people pleaser not really i like pleasing people but i'm not a people pleaser no not in that sense you enjoy being the center of attention yeah don't mind it do you feel like you've gotten a good sense of humor i've gotten funnier but sometimes i'm really unfunny but i always make myself laugh which is the most important thing yes you frighten easily cue the markiplier jump scare compilation [Applause] yeah i think i've written easily that's pretty pathetic [Music] i've heard that exact music before well that was i wonder what that was about yeah me too that's probably a good place for us to stop the simple segment of our questionnaire and move on to the more gritty questions okay the next section of questions will not be yes or no answers the next portion of our session will be filled with various scenarios that put you smack dab in the middle of a vital choice making we'll see how well you handle your options as you delve deep into each scenario remember the key to all this is to answer honestly okay cool let's get started i'm kind of curious what this is gonna be you're home alone it's dark and it's storming outside all of a sudden there's a knock on your bedroom door someone's in your house what do you do i've played a game just like this [Music] okay so it's dark i'm home alone it's dark and it's storming outside there's a knock on my bedroom door okay if they're okay i did i thought that was door bedroom door i'm grabbing bed knife and then i'm grabbing bedspear and i am due wielding that [ __ ] okay i'm glad i'm the closest item that can be used as a weapon if someone's in my house a bed knife and bedspear are going to be unsheathed very interesting choice yeah what would you do fling the door open as wide as you can i don't think so you meet a homeless woman on the street she asks you for money if you find it within yourself to give her all the spare change you have just as you do a homeless man approach is asking if you can spare some change i mean i tell the man i got no change left well i'm not i'm not gonna ask that man to get anything from the woman what else can i do i'm not gonna lie i'm not gonna make someone else look that's just the way it'd be i guess it said all spare change like i know nothing left to offer really now yeah both your mother and your father fall incredibly ill to a life-threatening disease and there's only enough medicine and facilities to save one of your parents and time is of the essence what do you do well this is lucky for me because i only got my mom so i think i think i i think i gotta gotta i gotta get out of jail free card on this one yeah good good no my mom i'd pick you anyway mom don't worry i'd pick you anyway don't stress mom that doesn't surprise me it doesn't surprise me either if we're being honest here you find a case of money tucked away inside a dumpster inside there's ten solid gold bars and a vial of mystery liquid under the violet there's a note that says the cure for cancer oh what's the relevancy of the gold bars let's see turn the case into professional entities so they can utilize it keep the gold bars but give away the cure to cancer keep the cure to cancer but give away the gold bars keep everything in the case for yourself to use what professional entity is is ready to accept this number one and i'd be so confused as to why there were gold bars unless the gold bars it was some kind of like there was something about the gold that was causing uh this is what i would think because i'd be so confused as to why there were gold bars in that case why would you just put 10 gold bars in a case with a vial with the cure for cancer unless it was somehow related to the cure for cancer if if there's a [ __ ] box with 10 gold bars and a vial then i'm not [ __ ] with it if it says that's a cure for cancer on it i ain't [ __ ] with anything in that box i am finding that professional entity and i'm giving them everything 10 gold bars way a lot a lot a lot but there would be a reason and i would be too paranoid to not leave everything in that case so i'm not saying i'm not greedy enough to take those 10 gold bars because that's 10 gold bars but also i would be too paranoid that it had something to do with the gear i'm turning it all in i'm not going to be responsible for the cure to cancer going expiring or going spoiled or going bad because i took the gold and everyone would look at me i'd be too paranoid turn it in get it off my hands i don't want it i don't want it turn it in what a wasted opportunity says you that gold probably had something to do with it maybe it wasn't gold how would i even know it was gold i'm sorry i know i shouldn't judge look you're dumb you jump to conclusions it might not even been gold it might have been some special animal elmo elmo that looks gold or molecule or something that that's the cure not the vial i don't know you're stuck alone inside your house and you're starving to death you've completely run out of food and no one is coming to save you for weeks the only potential source of food around you is your family pets what do you do okay the question is would i eat chica and i cannot i would not want to live a life where i had to eat chica i would not want to walk out of that situation knowing that i ate chica i'll starve if i die first and chica eats me that's fine i'm okay with that totally valid if honest honestly very cool but i'm not eating chica there's no way in hell no no no i would not continue to starve why am i not surprised i don't know your neighbor's home is on fire a blazing inferno among smoke emits from the windows you hear screams for help coming from within but you can't see past the flames no one else is around in sight what do you do holy [ __ ] okay call the fire department keep my distance start shouting for help and searching for someone nearby run into the burning home to try to rescue anyone you can walk away there's nothing you can do this is a tough one because like the logical side of me knows that it's very stupid to run into a birding building no matter what it's a bad idea you literally couldn't have a worse idea than running into a birding building with no protection no suits it's just a bad idea and yet i like i don't think i have a hero complex but maybe i'm just like overly confident in my ability to survive it i think i would weirdly because i know that's a terrible idea logically everything about that your chance of surviving if it's like a blazing inferno as it says yeah i would i think i would i would i wouldn't want to know that someone died and i could have done something hmm yeah i think i would god and i know that's a terrible idea yeah you like that i don't like that i don't like that i don't like that your fastest leaf in your bed when you're awoken by a sound like a woman's muffled cries from somewhere in your room you quickly realize it's coming from under my bed if i'm asleep in my bed number one my bed's on the floor right so if someone's under my bed they're under the ground right but let's imagine that i'm in a place where my bed is up so there's under my bed i'm hearing a woman's muffled cries coming from under my bed okay i immediately look under the bed hide under the covers and wait patiently verbally call out and ask who's in my room jump out of the bed and run out of the room immediately okay see how here's the thing there is a muffled cry of a woman coming from under my bed i'm looking under that thing but there's no option here to grab bed knife wait i'm looking under that you telling me you hear a muffled woman crying under your bed and you're not gonna look you're gonna wait on your covers no you're gonna call out and ask who's in my room no you jump out of bed run out of the room immediately no there's a [ __ ] something under your bed you look under the bed look under the bed hmm with bed knife a man in a fancy suit approaches you while you're walking down the street he pulls a watch from his pocket and hands it to you he claims that when the watch stops ticking it marks the moment your time runs out on this earth what do you do okay take the watch thank you for the gift decline the offer for the watch and keep watching tell him that he needs professional help and keep assistance telling you already got three of them as a toy in your happy meal i'd take the watch yeah my very own countdown hey that helps me plan no better motivator than looking at that bad boy i mean you could make one for yourself already with the average lifespan and you could just look at that i'm sure there's an app for that and if there's not someone should make it i'm going to get one i will get one that would be cool i bought the cursed casa big week of weeks of your life poster and there's not as not as many weeks as you think there are so i'd take it yeah would you now yeah i would buddy yeah would momento mori you're sitting at home playing a game on your pc when all of a sudden someone grips and squeezes your shoulder firmly from behind what do you do i jump and scream oh jump and turn around yeah god spin with a vicious elbow whoever's behind you tell him to squeeze harder [Laughter] all right so here's the thing i know for a fact that if someone grips and squeezes my shoulder firmly like this that better be amy and if anyone has a reason to do that it's either amy or like i'm being arrested or i'm being murdered right so as much as i would like to just say i jump up and turn around which is probably what i do because you give me the option here and because i always have a camera showing me what's behind me and also this this prank has been pulled oh man i really want to answer this but would it be an honest i've been very honest this whole time okay here's the thing though amy's done this before i'm i'm in my room playing a game and then suddenly you know i'm not even in this room i've been on the couch and then suddenly i fill this i'm thinking it's amy and i've asked for a shoulder passage before so i i can honestly say this one because it's happened and i've done this ha it's true it actually is true you're sitting in the bathtub trying to relax when a hand emerges from the water what jump out of the bathroom run as fast as you can kick the hand and try to keep it away from you give it a firm hitch push it under water and hope you get some free hand action okay all right i can't i can't worm my way out of this one i'm not giving it a firm handshake i'm getting the [ __ ] out of there there's no way that could be me that's never happened to me so i'm jumping out and running clever yeah you get out of you get out of bed and immediately fall down into a deep dark hole a man is standing above you looking down telling you to put lotion on your skin while he watches what do you do all right so i am in a hole someone tells me to put lotion on my skin actually no this is what i would say ask if you'll come down and help apply the lotion because honestly i'm in a [ __ ] up situation right but one of the strategies to get out of that is get him close enough so that i can punch him in his nerds and his nose so yeah i'll say this i would honestly say this smart choice yeah i know you're sitting at home alone and all of a sudden your door slams shut you see it before your very eyes and you know that no one is home and it couldn't have been a gust of wind what do you do i've had this happen and it's always wind it's always wind but that being said i do go to the door and i open it that's what i've done because my brain would just be like it must have been wind so i would go open it because if someone is there i do want to know now that being said look for weapon is kind of a good instinct but i've done this before when the door suddenly slams shut and i go open it to confirm that it was wind i like that you would someone you've known for many years but have no attraction to you tells you that they've had a massive crush on you for a long time what do you do well i'm flattered but i'm not interested just the way it is ah so you're one of those types yeah would you want to say something about [ __ ] i'm not attracted to you either so shut up your dog starts randomly barking into the darkest corner of your living room there doesn't appear to be anything there but your dog insists on escalating to growls what do you do try to calm your dog down by petting them stand and stare at the corner see if anything moves walk up to the corner extend your hand to feel for anything walk out of the room and ignore it i would stand and stare i would i trust chica's judgment she's dumb a lot of the times but i would i would i would give it a good look there is there is one case when i won't name names i won't name who this is but chica's the sweetest dog right she's the sweetest dog in the world someone came over that was visiting and chica peed on the ground when approaching the person she usually she runs up to anyone and like is the most lovable but she ran up to this person and peed right on the ground and this was post being potty trained and it's not like this person had ever done anything to deserve any suspicion but i will admit i was suspicious you know i was a little suspicious but anyway i would stand and stare i'm taking note of that of course you are you see a massive spider in your room the size of your hand what do you do good god grab something bigger to smash i mean if i'm sorry bud look there's a shirt i've i've rescued some spiders i've sent them outside tried to do that but sometimes that thing gonna die oh well maybe not if i saw it was like a terrain i don't think actually i would i'll try to capture it alive you know i if it okay because if it's as big as my hand that's real big i would almost be afraid to fight it and i would think that my chances might be better if i captured i would capture it your closest family member tells you that they're a serial killer what do you do my mom or my brother probably my brother if they honestly said to me that they were a serial killer number one it would it would change everything i would know about them and it would make me question absolutely everything that ever happened but i would need undeniable proof that they were not just joking with me right tell them you didn't want to know any more details turn them into the authorities ask them information so you can help them stay out travel try to convince them that they need help so why are they telling me it's the question right if it's my closest family member and they are a serial killer like they have murdered 10 plus people and i believed them i would try to you know i couldn't help it like the relationship is like that close that you can't just like turn them in immediately i would eventually of course but i would try to like convince them to turn themselves in first and if they didn't do that then i would turn them in but i would try to at least convince them first because they're talking to me right so of course something's happening unless i'm next maybe i am but i'll i'll i'll take that risk that'll suck and i i think this scenario probably has happened to some people out there but i was i think i would try to convince them if you found out that you only had one day left to live what would you do wasn't this in the last one tell everyone that i love them be happy not sad do something insane crazy and not tell anyone at all just ask you just nothing spend time on my own away from others i'm kind of split between these two not tell anyone at all just ask is act as if nothing changed or spend time on my own away from others i definitely wouldn't tell anybody and i wouldn't do anything crazy i would not tell anyone and then i would i wouldn't spend time completely on my own but i i don't think i would tell anyone i think i would act as if nothing changes but you know i would be doing things like some things getting my affairs in order and you know writing down i would write down a lot write down a lot of my thoughts and my ideas i'd probably be just writing as much as i could and that'd be it i don't think so all right then if one of your pets started speaking to you and told you that they've got a dire warning that they were going to die if you didn't let them eat all the ice cream in the freezer what would you do okay first of all chica starts speaking to me i'm gonna have the most successful youtube channel in the world no one's got this beat most popular instagram account most popular tick tock account i've got it made you can have all the ice cream you want slowly down i'm obviously too iowa i don't get high give them all the ice cream they can handle don't give them nice cream you're not gonna fall for that one assure them that you'll protect them and they won't die ah they're getting the ice cream and i'm gonna record it go for it don't get the chocolate one but you can have it i don't even have any chocolate one they'd be fine oh lovely yeah if all of a sudden you could start hearing other people's thoughts and the person next to you was thinking about mugging you and stealing your money what would you do take pre-emptive action and beat them up first tell me you don't think mugging you is a good idea get away from them as quickly as possible ignore it you don't know that you aren't just hallucinating i mean kind of this one but also i'm gonna get away from them as quickly as possible yeah but also i can now read thoughts which is interesting your best friend comes to you and tells you that they just accidentally killed someone and they don't want to go to prison what do you do tell them they're on their own you want to ride them out try to convince them to turn themselves in report them to the authorities help them hide the body okay accidentally killed someone i'm not going to help them hide the body because that's implicating me on a crime maybe i don't even want to be in the investigation i'm not going to report them directly because it's kind of one of those things where i would talk to them first i would convince them that they had if it was an accident then they have nothing to be afraid of like if it was an honest true accident and it's not even that they shouldn't have anything to be afraid of but like they should own up to that and if it's an accident if they didn't intend it at all then they need to come forward because it did they need to come out with that otherwise it looks like they did it on purpose like telling them they're not on their own i would convince them to turn themselves out oh yeah you're driving in your car and you accidentally runs them over you're pretty sure that they're okay but the fact that their head is clearly detached from their bodies suggests that it's probably wishful thinking what do you do um call your best friend tell me you don't want to go to prison turn yourself into the authorities drive away try to hide the bug turn myself in i just ran someone over i just ran something over their head is over there i'm turning myself in well you're watching me of course so many people are interesting how that played out i think it's time we move on to the next portion the following question shall be asked of you are would you rather stop questions imagine you've got a gun to your head and absolutely must choose the answer no matter how uncomfortable that may be okay let's get started shall we would you rather be loved by all or feared by all fear is pretty cool love is pretty cool i loved sure would you rather never get angry or never get jealous um i'm not really a jealous person but i don't like it when i'm angry i already kind of take steps to do this so i'd say never get angry would you rather be held in high regard by your parents or my friends yeah my parents my freudian slip probably but i think my friends but i am happy to have my parents i guess parents but parents are always proud of you parents i guess i got to go parents would you rather live in space or in space would you rather donate your body to science or donate your organs to people who need them people who need them they can have them would you rather go to jail for five years for something you didn't do or get away with something horrible you did but always live in fear of being caught god just the idea of going to jail for something i didn't do would never sit right with me live in fear of getting caught can you imagine and that happens to people people go to jail for things they didn't do well i'll live in fear of getting caught would you rather work at a horrible job you hate to retire comfortably in 10 years would you rather have your dream job but have to work until the day you die that's that's what i'm doing right now hopefully if things go right yeah if it's a dream job it's not even work would you rather ever shirt you'll ever wear be to be somewhat itchy or only be able to use one ply toilet paper you fold one ply toilet paper it becomes two ply you fold it again four apply you know just fold it i've been using one flight toilet paper for a lot of my life and i think not by choice you know whenever i go out people have to deal with that one ply i'm not gonna do an itchy shirt would you rather have skin that changes colors depending on your mood or have tattoos appear on your body that depict what you did yesterday that sounds dope as hell it would encourage me to live cool life and and when i have a cool adventure the tattoos would appear on my body that's amazing and i'm sure one day my like me jerking off might appear there but hey that'd be cool i don't if i don't like that part the show and i just cover that up that'd be great would you rather [ __ ] every time you orgasm every time you see a dog i'll take orgasm shits for 5 000 alex if your partner switched bodies with one of your parents and the only way to get them to switch back was to have sex with one of them would you rather have sex with your partner in your parents body or have sex okay good the choices are what the [ __ ] is wrong with you no seriously what the [ __ ] is wrong with you just answer the question oh my god sex with my parent in my partner's body sex with my partner in my parents body god there's no logic in your way out of this one there's pure and simple no lodging your way out of this one it's just no matter what happens it's [ __ ] up so you just have to go the least mentally scarring route [Music] i've got it okay i've saw i've solved it you haven't solved [ __ ] i've solved the problem i choose sex with partner parents body because you can put on a blindfold no one will say anything because you can remove yourself from it and then because i there's no way in hell that i would ever do the sex with parent and partner's body because there's no like x no way not happening but this is an impossible situation right so you just gotta minimize how much it'll [ __ ] with your head right so you have to blindfold up and just that's the solution partner parents body that's the solution it's it's bad either way it's worse the other way i think there's no way that it couldn't be worse that way yeah i gotta i gotta choose that one that one had no bearing on your results i was just curious well you're an [ __ ] i think we've answered enough these types of questions as i'm sure you'd agree we're going to end the test with a series of short final questions giving simple answers we'll get started now okay out of the following options which number do you like the most uh three's cool that 11's got two ones out of the following option what color makes you feel most relaxed green out of the following options which creature are you least comfortable around uh scorpions i just don't like them out of the following options which is your flavor is your favorite uh chocolate vanilla peanut butter mint i do get a lot of things with mint but i do just love chocolate out of the following options which do you personally value the most uh family friends money freedom yeah freedom yeah now the following options which would which could you most live without um i don't know if i could save money because i like obviously i have money i've lived very comfortably so it would be hypocritical for me to say that i could live without it i mean i have lived without it before and it's been no problem family's too important friends are too important freedom's too important honestly money as much as i joke about how i grew up poor i did in fact grow up poor without a lot and so long as you have food one more you really need money does allow me to be more creative and money does bring freedom but honestly if the question is would i sacrifice family for money no would i sacrifice friends for money no would i sacrifice freedom for money and no so it's got to go uh the following options which statement is the most accurate i am brave i am caring i am smart i am attractive hmm i i'm pretty smart i'm damn sexy but i think i think i'm brave that's what i would say about myself i am caring but i consider myself to be brave enough to make choices that other people wouldn't and do things that other people wouldn't and i think yes caring i am but i think i'm brave i think i am now the following option which are you most afraid of living forever losing my loved ones dying alone dying immediately after this um god this may sound weird living forever would be a nightmare i've lost loved ones i've lost that it's it's not something that like i'm afraid of but i am but i think everyone is dying alone doesn't scare me dying after this test isn't gonna happen living forever is is a nightmare that's terrifying we're almost finished but i've got one final question for you have you ever punched a nun god ah [Applause] no but i oh man they're asking for it now this is like all this game is to subconsciously program me to punch a nun but i have not so no you really ought to try it sometime it could really take all right we're done here i'm through with you i'm just going to calculate the real results very carefully i just don't want to miss anything important trying my absolute hardest not to judge you right now trying to keep this as professional as possible aha here we go based on what you've told me i've come to a conclusion is what i personally believe would be in your best interest to acknowledge set in motion and accomplish in order to climb the ladder of happiness in your life first and foremost i'd like to start with a blanket statement that everyone truly needs to hear something that is taken for granted far more than anything else in life something that has such an incredible unique irreplaceable value compared to any other thing on this earth and that my friends is the value of time time is the most valuable form of currency you will ever hold in life you can spend time on anyone doing anything for any reason now time can be spent time can be wasted and time can be taken away a time can never be refunded time can never be earned back and more time can never be gained imagine a bank account with all the money you'll ever get to spend in life now imagine not knowing how much money is in your account imagine going to the store one day to purchase something you really need and the cashier tells you i'm sorry but you can't afford that as a matter of fact you can never afford anything ever again we only have so much time and we have no idea just how much or how little we truly have before our bank account runs dry and the fact that we get to decide and choose what we spend our time on just shows you how truly special it is when someone spends their time on you so now that we understand the incredible value of time i'd like to make a suggestion for you personally on how i think you'd be best spending your time in order to achieve what you need most at this current stage in your life let's see here alright this is fairly interesting you're among the rare few people who have an incredible amount of untapped potential and you're not using this potential to your advantage i think you need to take a good hard look at what you invest your time into and ask yourself if it's really truly worth it considering how limited your time actually is in life are you doing everything you can to accomplish your goals before your time inevitably runs out because i don't think you are and i think you know that the only reason i'm telling you this is because it's what you need to hear you could be doing such amazing things but you aren't spending time focusing on using those things to your advantage or improving them enough you've got a natural neck some real raw powerful talent but you're either not working hard enough to harness it or you're spending your time improving the wrong aspects of your life and you feel that deep down my advice to you is to spend some time thinking about where you're going to end up in the next 10 years if you continue the path you're currently on if you envision anything other than pure contentment and happiness at the end of that 10-year road then you need to start walking down a different road once you figure this part out you're going to be a hell of a lot happier in life and i think you can already feel the truth in that i think you'll be very surprised just how much of a positive impact this can have on your life going forward i hope this information helps you achieve your goals your secret word is potential remember this word this will come in handy [Music] all will be revealed in the next one but not a single person has been able to figure out what this entire experiment is all about yet you know you know something's kind of right when it makes you question things about yourself because my first instinct when seeing that was the fact that i've done things and i've i've had accomplishments and i've done pretty incredible things just in the past 10 years you know because i am coming up on my 10-year anniversary of doing youtube but in a way like it's it's right i don't know if this is all just like [ __ ] as random things or whatever i don't other criteria for thinking this and it's like kind of like horoscopes it's open-ended and you can kind of attach your own meaning to it but god this is the one thing that i've been thinking about a lot lately is time i i even said in here that i bought that kurtz kassad how many weeks you have in your life poster i i did units honest with ethan and amy we did unisonness and it's just like the biggest thing that's always on my mind is how much time i have i don't want unlimited time i don't want more time i want to use the time that i have to the best of my ability and a lot of things that i've been thinking lately have been making me question am i using my time effectively am i doing things and in a lot of ways i am i am using my time more efficiently but only because i am asking that and sure i'm flattered it says i have potential i i think i'm doing pretty good but what it's saying is true and i am curious to see what all this is leading up to in the third installment which i will do at this point because i've gone through these two and i found them to be a fun fascinating experience so why not keep going but i do often question if i'm using my time efficiently i do wonder if like i think too much about the right way of going about something because as much as i do say like start something and i do think i live that but there are parts of me in areas that i want to improve outside of what i normally do where i question things and i like oh i gotta find the most efficient way and i like i don't practice what i preach and you know time we just don't have enough or to look at it a different way we have exactly as much as we need but it's not guaranteed that we'll use it correctly it's never too late because you don't know what too late is but it will be too late if you put everything off until tomorrow so i think there's some wisdom in that then again it's a stupid game that left me on punching a nun so i'm going to use my time effectively and i'm going to find a nun to punch so thank you everybody so much for watching it'll be a nun that deserves it if you want to take this test for yourself link is in the description let me know what your secret word was mine was potential my first one i think was i forget what it was you'll remind me thank you and as always i will see you in the next video bye-bye you

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Published: Fri Mar 11 2022