WINNING... BUT AT WHAT COST? | Golf With Your Friends

i have big hands so i like small keyboard you have small hands so you like big keyboard no small keyboard small boy i'm back you should just learn how to take on an xbox controller i picked that up knows we live together oh yeah i know i know yeah it was weird i was on the top bunk and you know in the middle of the night sometimes my whole mattress would just rise up bob control your morning wood jesus christ that's true yeah it's true true story why is your name censored when's my name censored what the [ __ ] is censored this is ridiculous do we have to call you now yeah please do all right we're only going to do one of these because we can only handle one of these what if we just have the best time of our lives and we just want to keep going yeah what if they changed it so much that it's really awesome if it's good now yeah what if what if there is a power bar in this game right sounds where they want all the background noises turned off ready to roll roll oh hell yeah yeah sure yeah all right time for our intros what golf all right that's it you guys still do intros that's cringey that's cool i do an intro you're only saying that because you never had one i have an intro what is your what is your intro what is that hey i'm sorry what is what are everyone else's intros oh do you even have to ask yeah man whatever does not mess around at all i don't know how you spin god damn it why am i an acorn oh my god this hammer almost destroyed me oh my god do you see how close to death i am oh my god why am i a oh you hit me yeah now you're extreme now you have a helmet ball what are you why are you oh you're an egg those are always there or oh why was i at five i was a ball the whole time why was i a square who turned on random shapes oh the host must have done that we didn't agree to that we didn't agree you weren't here you went to take a [ __ ] why are you doing it horrible i'm a croissant is that good what is a honey trap what am i smart it makes everyone else get stuck as they're trying to roll through it all right that's fair oh okay should we aim for those boxes are they like yeah the box these are the little bonus things you can do like the honey trap and whatnot yeah oh [ __ ] hey 777 good job boys hey wow look at that oh who is what terrorist the flag i don't know man oh oh oh oh oh why did you do that to me oh nice are you kidding me bob i don't think you're supposed to go up there i didn't mean to oh okay oh no i love your little boat my dude yeah you like my hello guys he's really helping me why does your hat flip back and forth it's exciting you can do it we're all winning right yeah we're all winning well i'm winning three of us are pretty close i'm winning where is this oh oh wait i see the big i see the big uh finger so if i make that finger no no no no no no no don't touch me hey finger how you doing oh come on oh yeah baby yeah baby yeah whoa what what please i can't actually go in oh guys i'm stuck yeah no but i'm stuck on the geometry i'm not stuck in the honey i'm my ball is literally jammed i got him underneath guys you okay mark guys i my ball is literally hang on oh yeah there we go roll in baby oh come on sounds like nothing about nothing no ah who put honey right in front of me what [ __ ] the tree is this yeah who [ __ ] did that i don't know oh i can't you're gonna thought you were gonna puck back [Laughter] damn this is awful we start over i wait you chose random shapes you chose that last shot wow that's a lot of shots i didn't even know there was a limit back into second place [Music] why does it change so quickly who's changing it sometimes it stays a long time sometimes it doesn't someone's changing it who's changing maybe you're changing hey is that dream [Laughter] oh no i just oh i just honeyed myself wait what are you looking at oh i see that's a good one thanks i'll be here all game no go in oh thank god the acorn is not nice i was awesome there we go who's on top now i want to know who's changing the shapes i want to know wade is he you no i haven't changed shapes yet how do you even do that whenever you have it right now my power ups double oh it's like mario kart you want to drive through the question blockies you didn't realize that you're doing great buddy whoa oh and i screwed it so hard i'm gonna wait until i change shape any minute now you have two minutes i will be a beautiful butterfly in a mere mome just you wait i'm waiting i'm gonna hatch uh-huh hatch butterfly hold on at least i know i've got a two minute break to use the restroom hold on why am i not changing guys why am i not changing i feel it takes a while to turn into a butterfly yeah maybe uh here oh okay okay i'll take it i'll take it don't take it hey oh well it's not fun if we all have that where is oh why why is hey what's up okay oh my god you guys i'm so freaking good at this game [ __ ] am i oh my god i got a birdie guys wait i can't move no mark no uh i can't move i can't power buyer what help oh god i'm different now almost you just cost me like three strokes you should call me like three strokes mark how did you hang on get where you are hold on you fell off god damn don't make the one jump you end up in the water yeah you fell off you're in a real bad shape there mark hold on hold on i'll put some spin pizzazz here we go jump over the wall oh wait [Music] there was no way that was i did a great job how dare you say we suck for being better than you god damn it i'm a [ __ ] acorn again eat my honey let's score last [ __ ] oh my god hold on one oh that was only supposed to be me oh wow are you guys one of us didn't get a hole in one oh no buddy yeah cause a lot of us is not a flat object hey look i'm still on the leaderboard it's okay we're all on the leader we didn't fall off the leaderboard so we're good i go first guys we're top four guys i've somehow made oh no oh god maybe knocked me back the other way maybe knock me oh no i can't make this jump man it feels good you got a randomizer they want to pop off oh come on oh well you could have done that before i shot but okay so you guys do have randomizers that can change objects it is us yeah it is hey you're a ball no you're not no god damn it you get over this easy i don't know man oh my giant cone where's my money i put to screw you guys oh it went [Laughter] are you out of stroke no power bar oh did you right click you might be spinning up for some reason i could jump and that's it all right maybe here we go you got this you got this one nope one shot whoa whoa baby my eyes i don't finish in small strokes excellent work team right [Music] [Laughter] i'm not gonna go that way you make your ass buddy thanks oh my god oh man i think you might be onto something mark yeah i think i might be on to something oh oh oh oh oh come on oh no not that way okay that was bad oh yeah don't go don't go the balloon route oh god i just went backwards god damn it all right here we go easy peasy yes [Music] i didn't go straight with the side path turns out it's easier one time i went straight zero times all right i'll get this oh no not like this what what are you going after no way why why am i my mother what what okay oh my god i'm so good at this game suck it mark what what i will not suck it mark okay i'm not going to you can't stop you why is randomizer not working guys why am i not changing any shape i think you change our shape everyone well then change my shape guys we have been do it now come on man just you're so close just get in there [Music] i've got a strategy guys how is a cylinder supposed to do this i don't even know what i am here i go oh god that was a mistake are you okay eat random [Music] oh why did you watch me oh why honey here why honey what why did i have to be a cube for this get random please help what i had hon i didn't have honey trap i had random why is it suddenly honey what no no no no why man that hole was bad that hole was tough guys oh god acorn can't do yeah randomly randomly okay oh my god no cube's not better it was gonna roll but then it isn't [Applause] oh i was wrong that's something that's something gymnastics just get in just get in please help me wait you stopped him from getting in yeah i ran out of strokes i could do nothing that was legit god that was legitness what okay i'm curving it i'm curving it here we go that was too much curve my duck my duck's getting [ __ ] god damn it oh that's too far little boy a little little cone i hate you oh i have a big [ __ ] idea it didn't burn it didn't work everything's [ __ ] everything's gone had some benefits and that it stopped on inclines i gotta say that helped out a lot okay [Music] always try to take advantage of others around you all right what it doesn't do yeah oh how the cone has fallen so you could have done that the whole time yeah yeah but i was saved myself a stroke if i did oh bob oh no who's coming out of last place baby yeah yeah yeah we'll see about that we'll see about that uh the angle is correct right now oh this is wrong oh my god yes i'm gone hey wait what what the hell oh [ __ ] oh god oh my god oh holy get out of here oh i found these myself you beat yourself it's okay man it's okay man i thought i had to jump to get out of the honey it's fine it's okay man what's going on back here what's going on back here oh no the big cube isn't true look at you is is everybody else in oh yeah everyone's you got it are you [ __ ] kidding me no that was a stroke [Music] [Laughter] all right i'm not tied for last night i was about to come [Laughter] you know what it is you already know what it is you all know what it is here he comes big tunic you know what it is oh god oh my god [Music] [Applause] it my goodness what's inside of you egg stuff you guys just get like 19 strokes for the next three holes yeah i might we pick uh i'm a man joke's on you we're not golf balls but we're playing golf right oh wait oh that was oh this is so much worse where are we supposed to go okay you pick the right one dummy wait so which one is the right one the right one oh [ __ ] that's not where i'm headed no no no no you might oh no oh my god whoever just did that saved my ass god [ __ ] your oh i see ah interesting ah interesting i got in one is that good oh my god i'm oh oh truly truly there is a god i did a horrible experience which is the good one i don't even remember i think it's the middle one i got in one accidentally i don't remember i'm not gonna make it do it do it i got in the middle one and it took me back you have to get to the second level and then get to the middle one yeah dummy got there dummy 19 strokes without even getting to the second part no you're you're in the hole or something like that please oh no oh you're fine you're an earthy cylinder oh no no no no no why am i a cylinder is that helping teed up this is the one hoof wait wait wait look to your right look to the right you see the statues what does them mean it means that it probably changes the correct one and now the t is correct oh geez are you kidding me that's why it felt random like yeah okay i ran out of time oh [Music] [Applause] why would it be over oh there's nothing oh yeah oh yeah give it to daddy oh my god i just dropped the whole thing do not give it to daddy did you honey my hole yeah i hunted your hole honey where am i going oh my god oh holy [ __ ] oh [Music] all right you want some of this there's no no why why why simple geometry you're fine just calculated angles come on barely i'm curving oh come on [Laughter] whoa why why do i have just let me go straight oh my god what what we take those here we take those here sean i'm in a lot less trouble than i used to be what oh wow yeah i think uh this feels like a last place guys a buggy i mean wait sean how did you how did you not make it it kind of just pushed me all the way i'm an acorn like 95 of the time oh i see i see i see i see oh god you are right you all the way you know what it's about you know you know what it is you know what it is there you go oh choice mark said if i win the first one we're never playing again yeah he was real dictator about that yes so all of you people watching this that don't want to see more too bad i say no [Music] oh

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Length: 24min 45sec (1485 seconds)

Published: Fri Jul 22 2022

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Nice to see it was longer than Sean's video

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Ok but the best part was the snake😂 yessssssssssssss