The Oxboxtra Mario Golf Open: TWO NEW COURSES! Ellen vs Andy vs Luke vs Mike⛳👿

[Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] so [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] welcome everyone welcome welcome back to the golf hole the kings game this is where the big boy is this is where the big dogs run around big dog spark this is the big dog hunts and he is hungry my friend and today we are today the dogs that we're going to be hunting are the new courses that they've just added to mario golf super rush they've added two new courses and two new characters so we are going to play nine holes count them nine holes on each of the new courses and we're gonna play with new characters and mike will be playing as boo as normal so that he can do his special ball twister because we know that that's important to you it's important to us as well as importance is to me it's important to mike in these troubled times traditions are so important you know anything you can cling to we're going to cry havoc and the dogs of golf [Laughter] in this the game they call ball chess right um who am i missing andy i'm joining all right the mind games the mind games have begun i see how it is ready for the glorious game they call it all right everyone indicate your readiness i guess how do i do that i don't know maybe i have to press next with my hands like this yeah yeah that's right i can't remember how this works the game will start soon and you have to say you have to say you're ready oh yeah then we can say we're ready cool cool cool all right and he'll be making his way again so the new okay let's have a look at the new characters you've got ninji what the hell is a ninja popular character ninji i've never heard of this the plural of ninja and um why's it got buttons on its chest those buttons or noses yeah they're little pig snouts yeah there's a collects them from his fallen yeah oh we've got a quick pick quick oh god yes all right there we go i can't believe cooper trooper hasn't been a playable character in this game i have a stress and defect false memory of him always having been playable i know i know the mario kart's stalwart isn't he so he should be yeah he should be oh look at this it's so festive yeah he's giving me the christmasy move blustery basin and spiky palms spiky palms looks if you ask me quite a lot like what is it barbie do you see that but we'll uh let's do buttery basics oh it's different it couldn't be more different uh nine holes should we do the back nine or should we start one unless miyamoto walked into the office he was like so fellas you got those two new courses ready two new courses um sure sure thing cheeksy yes putting the final touches on oh my god don't we just are we starting hole one or hole nine oh well uh do it can you do it random oh i can actually oh yeah well that's what random random oh wow okay frightening right now we're all using the most basic clubs so yeah um real real basic stuff real basic boring clubs and none of those are fundamental these courses before has any what way has anyone played these courses before they're only added the other day i haven't i have not oh my god it's the penguin from mario 64. oh he'd be friend off oh instead it was fun the penguin has penguin has found its children look look there they are blaster drive straight to sleep right okay well well what are we look what are we looking at here then uh so this is whole five that it started us on uh with a tricky a tricky tree oh yeah that tree is right in your face right off right off the bat we don't have our segments we don't have our segments we don't have ourselves no sweet no sweet segments we don't have our segments but i am i am nevertheless going to try and sort of like curve it a bit gently around yeah it's going gonna place it nice oh he's overcooked all together too much [Music] it's overweight oh no you might know it's it's not a disaster but it could be better ninjas what is this thing it's popular easy needed uh he saw the cold and he was like nah so uh have they put birdo in the game no how has ninji in it before berto this is an outrage there's a conspiracy against i think probably [Music] so ellen's just gonna try and blast it through the tree oh and it has not worked that has not worked great no it could roll you could roll it could roll look at these that's another difficult lie now you're under the yeah i'm under a tree again you're a tree again okay uh wow mike you didn't even point it at the hole he did i didn't need to put some little spin on it he's going straight he's going in the deepest go straight into that cloud cooper troopers trademark skills i'm gonna go low i'm gonna go all the way over to the left and then try a different approach okay so i'm gonna go this way love it that's good power oh andy i think interesting it's a beauty interesting i think you've done marvelous work there what you're uh taking advantage of there is the fact that in mario golf all of the course is available to be played from yeah hmm right popular character ninji steps up against i put ninja i put [ __ ] his trademark buttons he says his catchphrase ninji time i i have some regrets because i put ninji on the thumbnail of this video um thinking that ninji was the most interesting looking new character and then when we opened the live chat up the uh the very first um thing someone said was like who the hell is that looks like four guys or something he's from mario maker apparently all right he does look like an adult full guy wait do you mean adult or adult i mean adult yeah i'm having a very adult four guys themed party it does look super late now that you mention it doesn't it oh ellen that is like his little pirouette though when he does a shot he doesn't like happening [Music] uh all right and he's doing a beautiful mind yeah and he's just queen's gambiting it on his ceiling just that's why they call it ball chest chest we call it balls yes and we are the our lovely shirt the world's foremost mario golf streamers yeah i think we're the only people playing it online at the moment [Laughter] um let's go for the let's give the old a dubs yeah why overthink it i say no let's not actually let's not do that go for the p-dubs instead yeah yeah let's actually overthink it now that i over think about pwg over aewa yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah oh interesting oh dear oh it's taken but no that's fine that's not too bad that that wouldn't have gone too far okay but the way the wind carried it further than i wanted i think that's why that happened with me what is what is happening after you spent so long lining up your spot as well like if you hit into that gusting cloud in front of you now then that gusting cloud might blow it sideways into the into the hole what i need to do is just give it loads of power to get through the tree don't i so i don't think it is so hard that it goes through the tree yeah i think that's how it works right it slices cleanly through the wood oh man it did take a bubble it did it needed more power it needed more power yeah as usual mike your mistake was going in too subtle was being too restrained and circumspect with your goals so far to the right but there's the wind of course the wind sorry yeah luke i mean you're right come on yeah i mean hey look that's closer than i am to the hole ninja whoa she's bottom i can't see ninja well ellen ellen you're missing right okay i kind of need to go a little bit ninja got dumps like a truck okay do you like what what [Laughter] oh oh very nice [Music] [Laughter] robbed um okay let's simply just got the phrase ninja minaj in my head now and all is well come on oh come on oh done don't mock me penguin oh it's me it's me yes and my ball twister is charged [Laughter] ball twister charged and fully operational now witness the power of this fully armed and operational ball in you go come on go on oh yes good i would have been mad i would have been very mad if you hadn't got that man on your behalf oh dear right oh it's a bit steep yeah this isn't where i want this isn't where i wanted to be uh full power no someone's out of practice someone's rusty i'm off to an awful start someone's gonna have to have a peasant executed just to get to sleep tonight dreadful oh okay tidy nice power split jump split how do you do the splits in that much latex you're right i had an advantage in that i went after everyone else so you'll be able to see how we'll go with our shots on this one oh my gosh the wind that is so much wind that is yeah that wind isn't look at the trees around is it so do you want to go pretty much horizontal [Music] that way andy's looking at the map view right now don't forget i am looking at the map view yeah well the coward's way out yes mike yeah we are all cowards except you right [Laughter] let's see exactly how windy it is oh no it's right in the armpit that is the technical term this is look at the map look at the map of this golf course yeah it's just it's just created by a madman imagine if it was actually in use it was like golf carts it looks like a splatoon course at the end of the session oh a little bit of up oh a little bit more on there yeah good to just give it that give it that high oxygen yeah oh probably a nicer approach no scuttling penguin boys [Music] [Laughter] you're not taking the king's game seriously the top oh with the oh [Laughter] now we may yeah mike may have a plan we have not fathomed out he may be playing before let's go with more ball chess four-dimensional ball chess uh these like are these sort of um patches of like water no i think that there's like i see a fairway maybe maybe i think the big i think steer clear of the big circles i think those are ponds but are the ponds not frozen they are fresh [Music] really clock that gigantic hill i've got to get up though everyone's going to get up the hill everyone's going to get up the hill never the least fine that's fine that's fine we can oh oh whoa steady on fellas hold we're trying to play the sport of sports over here yeah god uh all right all righty roo um well let's account for that ridiculous wind account for these slidey boys account for the ancient leopard uh and probably yeah keep the three wedge and then just send it elegantly thus nice okay oh very nice very nice tree no tree don't you dare tree oh you son of a tree oh look at that look at the crowd celebrating as well the absolutely yes it goes annoying never mind all right here we go a bit more sources should have been all um how's this gonna work i don't know all right pitching wedges then i guess it is you got yourself into this situation mike yeah i did and i'll get myself out possibly hold on the wind's still completely bonkers all right and then all the up all the up there is hey that's not too bad well i got out i didn't know i don't mean to to laugh at that mic it was just the hey that's not so bad perfectly timed there's a new member thank you for joining yeah thanks for joining cheerful spider says mike my ball twister is charged also in the game joe trotter says i've used boo to destroy my children quite often bring the pain mike with your ball twisting does he mean children that are yet to be that's nice ellen that's going to go in the bunker [Music] it's nestled and alberto t says andy do you write oxventure intros and jokes beforehand or is it off the dome oh it's all fun and some of the things you say is comedy gold tell him just some of them yeah yeah all of oxventure is improvised we don't write anything uh in advance i don't think unless the others do no no it's all improv i mean i'm exactly that bad at dungeons and dragons yeah legit this is uphill as well it takes a lot of rehearsal to make me look that bad at reading my character let's just let's just do it and be legends here we go go on andy whoa oh my god wow that took such a turn for the skies i don't think i've ever seen the ball get that high yeah but it's okay decent approach good that's good too bad um hello to rotten luck in the chat hello um hello to danielle thomas well done for quitting smoking oh wow well done your lungs will thank you paul barrett says keep peach par keep balls untwisted is this yeah so that's like slidy icy ah they're icy packs that goes a bit further on that interesting interesting hello to that other canadian who's getting their paper working on getting a paper published slashed peered reviewed very cool and this this is a tim horton's cover that the names come off yay hey [Music] okay what's the plan and sweeney says i'd argue that ninji's costume would count as anti-ball twist technology yeah it's true actually yeah i think no one's getting in them wins gonna take it some so let's uh um chris christopher uh romel earlier made me laugh in the chat but i couldn't find the space to say it um bernard and their cousin's friends twisted [Laughter] um okay thank you kristen for that giggle that was very fun very hard to account for this wind isn't it it is it's so wimpy it's pecking windy oh yeah okay so yeah that's all right all right all right it's me it's me okay all right i don't think looking at the uh crowd oh wow that's a lot of ninjas i don't think that there's that greater turnout for our golf game i mean well it's not the best weather for it bearing in mind that they're all like arctic creatures oh okay um i think it i think the grass is like the green anyway this part of the green is going to be like when it's raining yeah so it's gonna be very nice nice very good we haven't had it we haven't had peach part keep peach birdie uh so we'll be announcing the hello stream schedule tomorrow that's exciting yeah so look forward to that folks but you can already uh start celebrating um if you count celebrating as buying a hallows stream t-shirts or posters right ooh they exist on our store because they are they are available to i believe there are cute tote bags as well yeah i really love the design of this year's this is hello stream it's such scooby d scooby gang energy that i really love yes gorgeous art it was a i'm sure i'm sure it's fine to share the slight behind-the-scenes information that it was sent to us in a number of different kind of color palettes colorways but the the one that we settled on was i mean andy was just like surely it's got to be this one it's going to be green hey it's the channel colors and b it's one of the two approved halloween color schemes here what's the other what's the other one orange black orange i think purple and green is the superior oh me again is it all right basically no wind now no wind is against us the wind is against us yeah the wind has been plotting behind our backs welcome to hole six hmm well because we're on random holes there's no consistency there's no narrative there's no flow that's true the weather's all over yeah not compared to the door which is rich rich in narrative payoff no could go either way i think you're getting all right wow stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop good job okay um but yeah if you head over to store.outsidexbox.com you can pick up that stuff and also it's your last chance to get our fine arts t-shirts that we designed yeah yeah in oh yeah on the jack box um yeah on the jackpot stream so there's a selection of very fine t-shirts grab them now we'll miss them forever um i need to order a night hunger for halloween i need to do that after this stream is over i'm super excited for the announcement of the hallows dream schedule because there is some real good stuff on there well now look at look at look at how you two have threaded the needle i can really see on the map uh you're excellent that's that little tree right at the end yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah um well i'm just going to have to try and uh try the trick just hope here we go oh oh maybe not seriously enough i think you're okay just a bit of top spin i think you just placed it very nicely that's what you're going for that's pretty oh look at that lovely lovely right next to me great excellent stuff lovely all right now mike no [Laughter] central perfect positioning i'm i'm just glad you didn't think to um ball twist us at that point because yeah that would have been oh wait look at can you see my little feet sway and then it's going to go down the hill the animator's working overtime this one's feet move around i prefer to use the ball twisting uh when it's going to be a putting situation because it really ruins people's case yeah it does yeah captain pedge says can i get a good luck shout out waiting back on a job interview working in a western theater good luck good luck watch out for that phantom yeah he'll get you okay stay out of the rafters you get a sandbag dropped on you oh tree i didn't even see that oh what oh no stop stop stop stop monstrous monstrous tree savage all right well well mike is accounting for the tree yeah no accounting for trees they say john williams says ooh hello stream can't wait just ordered my t-shirt yesterday cool oh mike oh very nice i gave it who's got their mathematics masters degree wow very cool that's pretty pretty awesome all right let's avoid this tree give it uh a little bit more than we would normally want and some some right nope the tree's still there yeah ah you tree you try bastard hello to you rascal king who's watching while writing an application for a job in bermuda but far from southampton but it'll be warm and i i won't assume you're not commuting yeah i woke up this morning and i was like oh i'm cold i'm cold like autumn's my favorite time of year but then i always get there oh but i i don't like getting out of the house just like it's my favorite time of year to sit in a window and go look outside all the colors my favorite time of year is summer when it's warm no we didn't have that no the hubris the hubris he saw my he saw me fall icarus like towards the sea and he thought now i can do it better oh i just i went so wide of it on the map how's that how's that melting wax on your wings icarus goopy goopy and hot okay jimbo zaba uh andy any chance you will continue morgan mondays uh yeah i would like to it's just red dead redemption 2 is such a long game uh that it was getting to the point where i just needed a break so i'd like to go back to it probably in the new year i think i'll go back to it because i'm going to be streaming some other stuff before then i will be i've said this already i'm going to be playing through all of resident evil hd remaster yay halloween so that's a bit more of a digestible bite-sized game but resident evil um sorry redder redemption 2 is such a massive undertaking yeah but yeah i will go back to it oh no i've not put i forgot about the height differential the height differential of course fine fine and now to account for the height differential i'm gonna go back there i guess that's a lot of power it's a lot of power yeah but it's going straight up going straight up and yeah oh that's good though that's good though it wasn't wasn't too far that's good um oh good luck to uh pds roxas who's got a transplant they're having a transplant tomorrow oh wow amazing good luck so we're watching lots of our videos tomorrow soon kick the butt you'll be great we'll rest up really yeah yeah and definitely don't kick butt if it's a butt transplant because yeah that might dislodge it uh right samusan says can i get a shout out for my friends doing volunteer work in la palma after almost two weeks of the volcano destroying everything donations are running slow but their work is more important than ever yeah i mean of course good luck well done to you your friends um that birdie was for you yeah hug stanley banks and hope your date gets better and jenny is watching after a long day at work so cozy yay nice oh son of a oh we are rusty aren't we that would that was that was an andy farance special that was that was it the shape of this character didn't even have to twist any balls you guys have twisted my butt [Laughter] i twisted my own balls to look rest away story ah oh no come on vogue come on it's your body bug like calc do you think ninji needs to get out of that thing oh [Laughter] no it's just all hair oh dear oh ellen that's wayne that's more horrible than the thing i was gonna say which is something what are you gonna say i was gonna say hopefully ninja isn't having an allergic reaction to that all right mike is going first but this means we will get no you saw it there is nothing to be gleaned oh god i'm sorry chad everyone's really mad oh boy oh dear wowzer okay well don't do that obviously wow okay this this is hole three and it's not fluffing around yeah the wind is the wind is strong to the right and we need to he just he just got hit by the big cloud boy yeah so let's wait for the gap in the cloud boy um the timing though it's so high [Music] oh hello all right welcome to my bunker of sadness okay so i think i think you've got to go while it's still well the timing's good the timing is perfect great timing the timing's perfect that's lovely nice one beautiful beautiful top spin instead but beautiful beautiful beautiful beautiful right now now to simply repeat the trick wait a second [Music] is it yes oh very nice again could you use some topspin conservative but it's on it's on mike look at them mocking us from the green i think you know oh my god how could you be how could you be so led on by anderson it twisted me twisted me no [Laughter] [Applause] [Music] there can't be any more we finished god look at that i'm deleting the channel oh chat is absolutely let me try that again but with the right thing [Laughter] oh how long does this freaking thing last look we look it's got it's got a big radius our balls have the distinctive blue glow oh okay okay i think i know how to deal with it though i think i know you need to chip it that's what you need to do to deal with it don't spoil it oh andy you deserve that that's not fair you did like you deserve to get that in oh i thought you meant andy you deserve [Laughter] what happens if you super shot while ball twisted it it does remove the effect i think i don't know what the super shot disappears from this universe should i try the super no i'm too close i'm too close okay right here here it could go past yeah that's the thing about the super shot [Music] very nice nelly bounces back nicely very nice uh right well i guess i'll be um just trying to repeat the trick yeah i'm gonna try and uh go try and hit this on its way down the power meter oh interesting what what whoa whoa weird yes oh never mind [Music] double bogey rubbish cat from the kong is uh tying the knot in a month and having a final dress fitting tomorrow oh wow have fun uh also uh fiance successfully indoctrinated that's what we like to hear make all your loved ones watch our videos so let's check in on the scores we've got andy no ellen in the lead with a muscular minus one as muscular as what number hole is this fundament is one this is the very first hole no but which how many poles have we i don't know i don't know you said it's a nine right yeah okay there's nine holes there we go uh we so we're on one two three four is that yeah so this is fit that tree's in the way all right i'm gonna do a curvy curve don't over think it is what i say [Music] oh no no okay oh okay that's fine i'll take that i'll take that yeah that was i think i would have hit the other tree right behind it so be careful yeah well there's a real tricky one uh well i'm sort of eyeing up this approach it looks like it might oh no no there's a tree right there isn't it um son of liberty asks if we know of any decent takeaways in the islington area oh um uh takeaways i've planted that you think we might um well maybe we can think of a good restaurant in the islington area and then maybe they will do takeaway because so many restaurants do oh we where did we all go for burgers that time there was a bunch of us that met up lovely oh gorgeous gorgeous shot very happy with that uh there's a good burger place it's been nice playing oh oh um i think you're thinking of is it is it it's not pick you where is it hang on oh um yes uh meat liquor meat liquor yeah yeah i think there was a meat looker that we went to there they're good and they've got like even though it's called meat liquor they have very good veggie options as well do you think the liquors on delivery or would they consider themselves above it probably probably above it but you i think you can pick up so nice there's nice french restaurant oh very nice or something like that which is quite nice they got a chipotle yeah i like it there's a very good greasy spoon opposite uh the uh there's a music venue now mike talk me through this shot the thinking behind this thing you've done oh my god it works perfectly well well saved from the bunker by the bowie boy yeah exactly safe from the crowd okay okay right so all right that's not that's not the worst okay okay if you drive it into the thing it's gonna be the worst hello lovely people streamers what i need while i wait for my new migraine medication to kick in oh boy migraines suck yeah feel better mario 2 really not remember mario oh no i went to oh i winged it i wanged it but i'm near enough so that's fine i can shift it from there at least yeah that'll be all right mario 2 is the not very good one though right yeah it was the one that they reskinned from some other game doki doki panic yes don't panic that's it don't um well no oh my god [Laughter] that was um no you're behind a tree that was that was going badly this whole this whole scenario uh oh right so okay so so the hole is downhill which means i want to put less spice on this than i would think uh but i can do that that's fine and just a smidge curve to bring it around oh yeah oh that's lovely yeah yes please oh beautifully lined up that's great exactly um lizard queen chris after eight years of watching outside xbox finally bought an xbox and red dead redemption 2 because of morgan mondays so andy you should phone up xbox and rockstar and get your commission out of that yes yes i will see thank you watching is is in the club of folks oh wow wow you'd think that the game would do you a favor and make them transparent it's made your player transparent how is it expected sorry ellen i didn't mean to interrupt you no that the i mean we had to because look oh no oh it's just running down the road this is no good um yeah stephen is has joined me in the uh solve the jin dosh lock themselves club in dishonored 2. very good um thank you very much i'm glad you congratulations just stop just stop it just stop it now just just stop it just grow up stop being silly we've all had a drink [Laughter] who's um i think gold's one of those sports where you get better the more you drink like darts or like you get better and then precipitously worse and it's about finding that sweet oh it's the i hit a bush speaking of the sweet spot has anyone watched uh that film yet where mads mickelson is always slightly drunk no i need to watch that it's got a lot of awards um at least a lot of noms yeah it's called another round i think it might have a different i hate putting not in real life in real life i'm better at putting in real life it's got fun windmills and things yeah exactly yeah who's playing peach in that mario movie uh oh anna joy taylor anna taylor jordan yeah very nice very nice chips at him queen's gambit yeah so what do you think of that casting luke i mean uh seems fine he has a big peach stan oh yeah i'm a big peach fat i mean it's not um i would say i would call it uh i think she's a safe pair of hands is it an animated like voice yes it's animated so like yeah yeah so it's fine she do the fun voice like that and i think she'll do it well well i think she i hope she'll do her own voice well she has well she's english so she'll have to do a slight accent because princess peach just got a slightly americanized accent princess peach's voice is a thing unto itself but like they're not gonna have chris pratt doing a charles impression aren't they chris chris pratt is his character is mario in inverted comments if you see if you look well all of them are light in inverted commas so probably charles martinet is voicing mario but then chris pratt like plays the game and he's like when he's playing i don't know i don't think that he's going to be playing actually mario right yes he will yeah yeah i'm sure he will yeah that's not that's nice charles martinez he's in he's got quote roles we've got some theories which you should yeah well i mean yeah like we don't want to say too much what should we get on saturday um okay andy andy i'm on your side on this one i i think we're on the same page in fact i think we should just say what we're doing show the weekend because i'm super excited about it um yeah it's ellen and i uh casting the rest of the mario movie so we take yes the characters that they haven't announced yet some of them more likely to be in it than others uh [Laughter] our dream castings uh for each character all right my dream casting for ninja is steve buscemi get out of that no oh oh doctor oh done all right well don't make that mistake that could actually that could have gone a lot worse but yeah it didn't go well did it no oh doctor this is a real scenario well we've got the timing down now on on blowy boys you gotta you gotta send your shot while they're still in the process nice oh perfect lovely yeah elegance elegance and taste no say out of the tree oh you little you little gibberish [Laughter] all right all right what i might do yeah what is mindy doing oh the super shot let's see this it's the hopscotch oh here comes the hop skipper wow whoa why is his ball becoming him wow that was a conceptual nightmare his ball turned into him how would you describe what he does nice oh very nice he sort of mounts his ball and bounces on it get away penguins get away oh i'm under the tree as well [Music] someone in the chat said that charles martinette will be playing parthenox the dragon house yeah which is good that's great that's really cool ah i can't remember any parthenox lines i can only ever remember the alduin ones such hurricanes which is my favorite bit of skyrim um uh oh oh birthday shout out to dead stars also will and george mckay writes that they just got back uh from their brother's wedding in alaska and the outdoor wedding looked much like this course what would like the penguins yeah what andy what are you doing are you gonna do one as well shell skipper i'm hoping to go under the tree is the idea yeah that's it well you know you've gone through but it's what dang robbed absolutely wrong my ball went into a bunker to a realm of pain that's fine it's fine it's fine i'm right next to you my ball went into a bunker i'm sorry i'm sorry late all right i'll have my terrible revenge imagine that eagle it would have been oh wait he pushed you out of the way yeah oh yeah i wasn't just i wasn't just whinging in general i thought i was like oh sorry luke i didn't pay attention then because i was reading chat oh it's fine collateral damage is always gonna happen it's always gonna happen it's always gonna yeah on the on the road to golfing greatness there are gonna be stepping stones aren't there you know what the thing is i don't bear a grudge the superpowers are there to be used that's my that's my opinion um every second we don't use them we're wasting them [Music] no too much wind too much wind okay quite a strong wind right emma byrne says i'm loving tumblr's response to the movie casting which is generally desperation and frustration they aren't casting voice actors with the exception of jack black who's trusted to do a wonderful job yeah i mean yeah yeah jack black's gonna be great he's gonna be he's gonna be what the hell is the tank [Laughter] it is me the crooked boy this isn't gonna i don't trust i do not trust this special shot i think you need to do this special show yeah i think you need to do it no nothing else that will work i'm not saying i'm not saying anything there's no other thing you can do simply lies you have to use your special shot now don't use your lies on me any second you're not using it is wasting don't use your lies on me mike you said that that's literally the words you said mike what i just said about lies and they're using them now do you believe me about the special shot no it would i tried to help you it would have gone even worse [Laughter] ah nice don't patronize me game yeah um well i mean if you want if you want some voice access put forward for mario rolls again check out our show the weekend mario kart spectacular oh ninji no highs in the lows oh ninja dizzying seems like you're just gonna get par maybe um thank you to jack davies you're in your dream job well done here congrats plus one straight enough saves par is absolutely correct there save some power for the rest of us i'm not sure peach has been par on any of these look at that look at that there's your rankings well um well play time's over this is whole hole 18 oh no here's how we're doing progress wise we've got three holes left on this course okay i can vaguely see some scurrying boys on the some little slidy boys on the map they're sliding around having a great old time okay um winds going that way these trees are devilishly placed i hate these trees hate them i'm just gonna i'm gonna send out an exploratory party and see what happens yes nice i think i think nice get past that tree come on get past the tree you son of fun oh yes no it's fine oh it's yes it's okay it's okay it's on the fairway you'll be all right okay [Music] tense steps up to the plate popular character ninja was absolutely no way for them to animate ninji taking a two-handed golf swing once again no that hand those hands clipping around yeah it's good it's good yeah very yep wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait he's coming around again we can't see him well just keep an eye on me i've got my eye trained on that red the red dot that that is ellen's ball here hey coins oh nice you killed that snowman yes got a confirmed kill in mario golf to get the dog confirmed all right well we'll get him next time um well i'm just going to be trying the uh trying the same sort of business i think this is cool uh luke gray is among several folks we've had in the chat who are coming to the egx live shows which are incredibly next week yes yeah incredible oh [Music] yeah if you would like tickets between jets yeah yep come see us do d d live for the first time in like two years yes over two years maybe grab yourself a ticket add yourself a merry little ticket if you want if you get a ticket there's a really good chance you will see me still crying from that he feels every day very nice very nice and he finds the green it was easy to find there was a icon yeah there's an enormous space laser indicating i don't know where it is oh very nice mike oh nice curve come down come down great approach come down come down stop stop stop come bye bye come by like doing one challenge shepherding shepherding sheep dogging sheep heard it it's not called sheep what are they calling it when two sheep park their car in a secluded spot mike this is a family stream no i'm gonna go to the bus no yeah i'm not gonna use your wussy the one you recommend spine to the pine everyone i'm driving it you're not driving it from a bunker luke yes i am the game doesn't know what he's talking about the bunker is so shallow oh it's going to be absolutely fine that sand is a flat texture it should be absolutely the only thing i did you're not thinking in ball chest i'll show you ball chess what would the king say about what you're doing to his game the king's game he'd say congratulations on your hole in two in three two one hear what luke says now that's right that was pretty good okay okay okay okay just you just did it and be the legend i did it and was legend like that will smith film i was like i think i've got a copy of that but oh i should have gone forward yeah and it makes me laugh every time to imagine the title is i'm a legend instead i went i went and saw that film in i'm sorry a cinema art in newport and a guy two rows in front of me had an entire bucket of kfc chicken hell yeah that's living living his best life hey it's full of zombies eating now you're looking at yourself now ellen in that man's defense maybe he'd been to see the film before and knew that the only way to make it enjoyable would be and it made him hungry [Laughter] yeah maybe he'd read the reviews and thought that's it i'm taking a bucket of cheap oh andy no too much mustard damn [Music] [Music] certainly wasn't a given you stupid game you're getting a nice view of ninji's butt oh yeah oh yeah there's no other kind i hate to see him leave but i love to watch him climb on top of his golf ball and hop across the green okay uh oh god it's so did it and was legend she did legends that was actually hard because i above luke's ball was the little peach sign and i was like i can't fully actually see the hole so i was like i think i'm going and i'm just going back no it's not thanks for ruining it for everyone but like the game has made ninji see-through for me but then a little thing i do it again oh no well melody reality reality [Music] so and andy extends his already long lead that's only two strokes that's a yeah it's not it's getting caught in a tree it's not impossible ellen what that you pull it back in the next we've got two holes left we're doing of this not of this nine uh we've got i got now we've only got we've got [Music] yeah we've got two two holes left okay we need to pick the pace up because we're nearly halfway through aren't we so yeah yeah yeah we could do a shorter game on the second yeah or um or do less fussing and laughing no all right i don't think it would be possible for me to do less fussing and baffling i need to not be blown by this dude so let me just send it by the [Music] just familiar because no it's literally the whole thing is coming across it's it's you're just going across each other so yeah we're just zigzagging around one big one big happy wild one big happy wheel of grass oh no i'm going to go in the bunker no get your mind out of the gutter chat no no no what are they saying stop stop stop no oh it's okay it's just the edge the lip what did andy say that's made over oh yeah oh i see just girl grow up yeah grow up we're all trying to enjoy the kicking ball chess here nice shot send it it's like football but with a golf ball ball if you were golf ball yeah go oh why do you want the rough the sports have got the sport of ball ball because you didn't hear it hit it far enough uh all right well because i'm ready to try about anything i'm gonna try and send it over the top of windy boy yeah i mean i think it can be done it will happen the wind is against me wait hang on maybe now's the time oh oh oh oh yeah what yeah [Laughter] i'm already in the bunker what can you do that's true 30 feet below sea level yeah what the heck we're watching on a moment yes there we go very nice like a magic missile yeah there goes andy oh there goes my ball i'm fine ellen had her ellen had her head oh i don't want to do that grow up what what did i say you knocked me into the bunker oh oh yeah i did i did sorry i thought it there is a significant kink in that um power meter is there there is a significance out there there is a significant kink that ninji is indulging currently with that okay right uh i'm not here to yuck ninji's yum no uh right okay talk us through it okay right i'm hoping that this will like send it off that way but then i'm going to try and push it that way a little bit oh yeah oh yes no the tree that was like you were doing um fast travel yeah bunkers yeah like you're on a video game over over world yeah i can only go between the bunkers you know how um you know how rubber comes from trees it's revenge [Music] i'm pretty sure ninja's wearing something synthetic synthetic yeah what this is this reeks of opportunity yeah now i don't i don't have enough power that is just now this this tree is exactly where we got tripped up last time isn't it it's the worst tree in history yeah i reckon if i joking if i use the driver it'll aim down enough to not hit the tree i think if keep it low if you yeah if you push it if you pull it down a bit the only thing the only problem would be stopping it stopping it in time ah you know what see if only you had yours against you there was a super shock but you wasted it to try and hurt me didn't you i didn't just try it grow up yeah okay here we go here we go go on no you've it the elites mike you failed to look around and note that we are indeed in a rocky basin right uh and the wind presumably takes effect you fell for one of the classic blunders mike in that you didn't account for the coriolis effect the penguins love it penguins absolutely love it okay okay it's like this is it fine fine go on andy right we can't let mike take another turn and i think you know why now i mean now the wind works yeah interesting isn't it because i don't think he's going to twist balls at this stage hang on how many more holes have we got on this thing uh we've got we've got one more after this so i need to keep it i need to keep my powder dry keep it in your back pocket yeah keep your ball powdered right yep [Laughter] do you think this game is a really accurate golf simulation or do you think they just have programmed it to be completely random so that whenever something something inscrutable happens you're left wondering oh i guess there was some realistic golf thing i didn't account for yeah oh heartbreak robbed robbed that [ __ ] you should have had that okay this is a long long putt yeah the longing bomb the long bomb go on absolute disaster now the game wants me to chip it but the game is a disgraceful coward [Laughter] might be better no no i'll go for the chip what why you're right mike why mike you're right again yeah when you're right always right you're right when you're right you're right you're always right um danny shields says the doki doki panic manual states that popular character ninji are devil-like creatures that haunt the dreams of nes players holy wow wow that's brilliant could you please thank you thank you oh ninja all right yeah it's good that's gonna hurt my dreams dead ass all right coops put it away bugs to central well well now andy had a bit of a shocker there but it hasn't actually done much to use it was only a bogey but it just took forever [Laughter] right well we've got one more hole to uh create some magic awesome ball twisting ready magic oh did i win that hole oh did i oh did i win that hill i guess the order is mine fellows right loads of wind so let's get the old driver out and windy now here's the thing oh okay i've driven it straight okay and well past the hole no no no no strategy cotton let's see how it works out andy and ellen you have forgotten something what you have forgotten is that if we don't get a hole in one here oh yeah our balls mike is gonna be remarkably from the top side and everything is gonna be everything is gonna be twisted everything's gonna be twisted up it's gonna be totally twisted twisted up real nice so it's never been more important to do this oh it's straight and true one oh my god oh my god damn okay again is the wind just not an effect at all it was i think it was just not that it's just mild yeah okay okay the hybrid six nice very nice nice nice very little errors ellen andy and i both put it exactly on the flag as in like the marker and it went too far so so you need to go short yeah in fact now that i see the the game is trying to tell us with that big flag in the middle with the two red arrows it's down a little less power than you think ah too much shot but a little bit of down spin oh yeah the down actually i didn't notice the down no no not enough we have we are fish sitting ducks here we have royally stitched ourselves you better hope this goes straight in they didn't go straight eyeballs are well [Laughter] oh wow nelly is looking for a birdie here she's not going to get it but with a ball this twisted you'll be lucky she's going for the anti-twisting chip oh it was good though how many times are you gonna hit the pin this round okay it's a long putt but i've i've seen andy work magic of this caliber before the gradient's gentle it is gentle isn't it oh very good oh ball twisting paved par despite my twisted balls full twisting be darned uh right i'm gonna try and get this one again on the back bounce oh go on go on yeah very nice nice birdie to end on lovely now it's simply me alone with my ball no it's me as well i'm here just michael no no i don't think there's a weird latex ninja character anywhere around here no that's what if you don't know i'm here because i'm a ninja [Music] well very good let's see the final scores we kept peach parr we kept peach par lovely stuff there we go and then you and i tied for second well yay well done and you absolutely ran away with it new character cooper trooper new trooper killing it out there somehow new character he has to be nerfed needs to be nerfed right should we do six holes on the next one yes yes that'll let us take our time i wonder if we can let is six a golf number yeah you can do yeah um uh right um okay i'm gonna have to make a new room i think oh okay where am i uh no i don't think i will i think i chose i don't know everyone ready up i can't remember which one no that that'll take us back into the same game oh no no no i can't remember no i think it's fine i can't remember the order [Music] your dream team there we go yeah has it decided how many holes we're doing no no great there you go six perfect should we randomize again yeah yeah get a get a real feel for the real here we go [Music] and i would hazard that this is maybe you would hazard uh there's more water in you it has it i think this is the best me i think this is the best music we've had so far in the game it's it's i know there's the one on uh the woods that sounds like um the music from the departed that's pretty good oh yeah that is good shipping up to the shipping up to the woods the wild woods i mean you're heading straight for a tree there am i gonna i think i'm gonna go over it [Laughter] well no i i appreciate it the thing is and i'm rooting i'm rooting for you but the thing is what is this okay so what is it man so i'm looking at is [Music] yeah this will be fine stop overthinking it luke just gonna drive it bloody whack it oh putting some backspin on that yeah i don't wanna [Laughter] no okay you're not in the water that's great that's great backs being a good call [Laughter] right come on ninji get it together [Music] yeah yeah down come on come on come on come on come on come on solid tidy tasty gucci tasty [Music] [Laughter] you just oh no oh i think he's gonna be oh no no he's not gonna oh no he's okay he's okay he got saved by the rust okay how close i am to the hole you idiots yeah that's true jump for god knows which one it was but uh there was a line in it that was like the secret to any f1 driver will tell you that the secret to winning races is to have the car that is the fastest one and it was and i see jeremy it was like a whole debate to have the line included because mike was so outraged by the concept no i mean it's mostly true yeah yeah okay so it's uphill but i don't want to hit this tree in front send it through go through the v get through the gap through the v and then curve it yes [Laughter] can we agree that if anyone curves it through the v and lands it on the green then anyway everyone else is playing for second they win golf they win goal forever uh don't forget what i learned about the driver being a nice low tactic yeah yeah but he's up in here right it's up quite a lot of a hill yeah but i think you'll be all right a little loft so i don't yeah i want to go there yeah there four yeah all right and that way 4h the hybrid evan with that hybrid theory oh fair i think that was perfect almost very or very almost one step closer to the in the end it doesn't even run it down eight iron are you mad be careful i don't want to get a paper cut oh i was about to say paper cut across the road not taken yeah okay uh yeah gonna give it a little a little more than we need just run away with this match though well now ellen that's just the name of the song yeah i hit the tree i noticed yeah that was uh regrettable right there we regret the error we were um so let's see ellen went for the what was it the fight the fight oh i don't have that club that's fine i'm gonna go to the driver i feel like where that line is pointing is straight towards the hole yes yeah yeah yeah i'm not concerned i'm not concerned so everyone's rich to have concerns exactly concerns of the poor well quite interesting oh nice bounce nice bounce nice bounce very nice indeed i'll stop though nicely stop though all right stop though right stop let's go the name of the law of the land let's go [Music] sometime this past week watching mastering commander i mean me i mean to be fair your sleep schedule is already messed up so yeah that's true and you know and that's just the mastering commando that truly was the letter of two weevils oh agony who was that that was cooper yeah old fast ninji oceans have become battlefields oceans are now battling do you remember when we watched master and commander and then you insisted we all look at master and commander uh sexy drawings on tumblr oh yeah they're making out with each other yeah remember when you made people eat ship's biscuit did i really it would be hard for a friend well done me when i made chip's biscuit uh the my only regret is that as a concession to modern time it wasn't full of weavers i included a small amount of butter which i very much regret because it wasn't crawling with much it wouldn't have been crawling with vermin andy because it was the start of our voyage right the water was still not stagnant plenty of green stuff and lime juice till we're around the horn yeah oh very nice oh beautiful chip some of that my god that's the chip oh look at the gradient this savage gradient i don't think that's gonna do it me again yeah me again come on mike you got this you got this i really have that's it that's the power you want that's it yeah it is beautiful fine i'll take park should have been a birdie very nice nice save par get your nips out of here ninji we hadn't considered the possibility that they are simple well yeah let's hope that that's uh cooper trooper's tale yeah occam's razor the simplest explanation is usually the correct one what do you think they are on ninji why would they be buttons they're not attached to anything for fastening exactly so i ask you what is the simplest explanation right um no i could try and super shot this this could easily be a hole in one if i uh get my super shot right give it a one interesting yeah what the heck okay oh might have wanted to put a bit more sauce on it we'll see come on nice amazing well i recommend everyone does that is that our first hole in one on the street no no ellen got now we've got ella got a much more impressive non superpower non-cheaty one non-cheaty hole in one uh last week when we played in new dunk that's why the reaction was a lot bigger for ellen's one because it was earned not like mine which was bought like all of peaches speaking of [Applause] very nice you love it you love it oh you hate it all right let's have a like spike please we should have forgot to do yeah we should have a like spike believe me three hit that like button please i'll end the stream now if i don't see significant light significant uptick please oh that is straight and true i'm so sorry andy absolutely robbed you are robson green robbed again robs robs on green rubs on green good everyone will get that reference right now oh excuse me [Laughter] don't think that video's up no it no isn't isn't that's like two weeks time i was like now everyone you will not have heard the show probably yeah we were like no we haven't we have to change i mean really the simplest thing to do would be to spoil what happens in monica the glenn because that's well that's that's what that's what we do in the video that's what i do in the video okay oh tyler peters used to watch monica the glenn yeah yeah there you go there you go it could be simpler okay well i tell you what i'll tell you what [Music] [Laughter] i don't know what the plan is um well these trees are giving me the heebie tree bees um hang on why don't i just aim for this green from this other hole yeah [Laughter] simply do it and be a legend yeah well this looks yeah i'm going to do this i'm going to aim for this other hole unless it goes in that hole i think i'll be fine what happens if it goes in another hole oh man double point i bet you anything the game has not accounted the hole just isn't there oh the hole isn't there the hole isn't there there's no other hole oh no no no no no no no stop stop stop oh damn damn watching that green that's weird yeah yeah any all right now mike that's gonna be lovely that's beautiful lovely you may have you may you may have spotted you may have spotted a few things i didn't plan for in this approach tree wise but we'll deal with them later there are updrafts can we ride them to glory we've got the wind behind us the wind is in our hair let's just see what happens [Music] blammo yeah nice yeah that's that's clearly what we were supposed to do oh nearly got crunched don't you crunch me sir there was nearly a terrible crunching all right let's yeah let's just do that let's do it be legends okay jay die thank you for the super chat saying as you're playing golf i feel like i should chip in get it yeah very nice oh bit of a bit of up mmm a lot of down a bit of bit of pixar's up oh no oh at least in the water i think the tide might have it the wave is going to take you oh what oh yeah am i baby oh my god everything's been leading to this moment well again game you are being an idiot i'm not going to use one of these because it's going to hit the palm fronds isn't it it's going to frond did you consider at the front again the game didn't even think about the frond situation simply thread the v that's right divvy all right this is a little move i call threading the v yeah here we go he's written the video is gonna take it but not far yep oh no no no yes yes yes yes yes very nice indeed nice though nice oh now i have this a similar lie but without the yeah but being able to send it through them well that was a bit of good luck i was certainly not planned on my part i wanted to end up much ah there you go there you go mike that is the thread of the needle oh yes [Music] just just click almost clicked the treat thank you to jamboza for watching um right thank you oh oh no you don't want to think about water getting in that yeah oh wet presumably inside oh here's trouble here comes trouble here comes trouble eleanor riding a golf ball helen spotted the location of our balls mike oh yikes multiple balls are sent flying yeah there's a real ball situation um uphill curve to the right somewhat wind is going to the left that's a lot going on all right let's just this will be fun nice oh go on very nice very nice very nice very nice beautiful shot lovely stuff [Music] mike oh i think i may have escaped the radius you may yes i did why did you mike why did you use it on thanks me thanks and not luke who strokes in the lead because i thought it might get him as well but also i need i need to use it because then i'll get another one by the end and i get to do it again that's true that's true he's he's he's playing the percentages also i mean well i would have uh i would have been in the radius if ellen hadn't supered me out so yeah funny how things happen funny how things happen this goes in a movie sorry good that's what i say i don't know what okay fine okay all right all right all right so it's three thanks to jackie m in the chat who's gonna having a hard time with uh enjoying the stream thank you for joining us we're glad to have you yeah things pick up nice nice well seeing as seeing as everyone's doing it let me uh yes yeah why not here we go and you ready that's the shell [Laughter] oh where is everyone we got mike over here [Music] we've all had fun it's empty gauges all around for the first time oh no [Music] okay wow this is just brilliant no one's making liquid golf is anyone gonna make par ellen could make par oh get the pin again [Laughter] oh couldn't have happened to a nicer ghost oh it's me again but i get to putt this time so that's good ah you started this mike this is what you you reap what you sow yeah i was reaping and i was loving it now i'm sorry look upon mike's works you might see me ninji and despair oh no ninja is despairing look upon my hang on i wonder if i can rename this stream as it's going on look at my words hang on i'm going to try and add it to the description make it your twitter profile i've changed that too much recently all right tell me if this updates for you folks it's not gonna live update just refresh let's refresh to see if it's in the description and you need to press the like button for it to show up as well there it is i'm gonna get a double bogey i'm so upset this was the chaos yeah it really was welcome to the chaos hole everybody got from one under to one over [Applause] the trips oh wow it showed up without refreshing right okay well then don't refresh it screws up confused oh that's terrific wow wow that that hole was a really i mean i started it off yeah that's true that's my fault ellen's reaping what she said that's true we were all being very sensitive and then also everyone's saying look upon you work see ninja in despair and then i missed two putts very easy putts and i missed them despair was palpable so the despair hat was was occurred to ninja yeah ninja felt the despair i met a ninja from an antique land who said two parts you said two small and um leathery chunks of leg standard [Music] [Laughter] stop now stop now please stop now okay that's fine okay interesting approaches in this [Applause] well i'm i'm gonna send my little bally boy over here oh okay uh yeah am i scared of these trees am i buttons minty's definitely buttons yeah yeah all right yeah this could work let's go work let's just give this oh oh dear that could be a that that's in tree nudging territory because i didn't put as much on it as i wanted you've cleared it no you've killed it oh but am i uh oh no oh no i'm writing i'm right in the path of the rollers okay i like what you did but i think you didn't give it enough of this direction enough raw power you didn't wildly smash it enough yeah exactly wildly smashing is the way to do it see there it is there it is oh no the crunchy boy is here oh yeah that's good that's a good lie yeah [Applause] [Music] [Laughter] off the um yeah see it's making some sort of eruption i don't think it's going to mince your legs and no it's not no the way that you would like no imagine that if nintendo had added leg mincing yes [Music] interesting it's some good experience yeah wow wow yeah nice nice very nicely placed that's lovely yeah happy with that tim berlingame says ninja is full of maggots like not the thing is it couldn't be very many maggots yeah just like three one big warming because i'm the boogie man the ninja thing ninji re-lawyers for you good on ellen nice nice uh right okay a little bit of that maybe a little bit of this ah [Music] very nice oh it's gonna go stop stop stop stop now hmm all right all right this is the way it'll be is it all right then okay approach wedge are we fine oh no actually has helped you out a bit yeah it's helped out a little bit yeah that nearly just meteored right in didn't it yeah it did oh god now that is interesting like a mess of the green isn't it [Laughter] ninja you really shouldn't be playing [Laughter] and if you would like to work the rest of your shift in the break room and read a magazine it's fine good shot [Laughter] it's also come to our attention that you've been taking more than your allocated two coffees from coffee machine some uh golfers have made not complaints comments about your dress welcome to the club mike horrible club i hate to be in it we've had a few anonymous messages from members who they don't like to see you on the course ninja from a princess p no way that's too obvious [Laughter] right i'm gonna ignore the gradient and just sort of send this okay okay yes damn did not pay off at all let's let's overpower the gradient come on yeah that is exactly what i was hoping to achieve and he made it look so easy oh and i'm back at that all right well let's just do the same again overpower the gradient yeah yeah lovely nice park nice park high five peach are you laughing at ninji's butts the balls to go in the lake they have to be returned to the clubhouse um we've had reports that you're eating them at least let me say this ninji you would better be eating them because they're going somewhere ninji i love we've all invented different noises ninji makes mike right now what noise does ninja make [Laughter] ninji what did we say about shrieking try to cut down oh there's a big old tree there isn't there i think ninja just whispers like asmr little kiss i like how like said new he is hello this is an absolute nightmare there's so much going on uh am i even gonna clear these leafs probably oh god i don't know benjamin's four-year-old killian loves these streams and mike's his favorite oh brilliant thank you sorry about the weird voices we did hope they didn't scare you too much stop now please you stop now please thank you take it go fake i can't give a kiss did [Laughter] i don't know what to do i kind of want to find like an alternate line to the one that andy's taken uh you know just for like just for fun i'm gonna try and send it here i'm gonna try and get it under the tree okay again makes sense the old give it again the old one-two punch old ninja tray exactly oh hmm could have done with a bit more power but yes uh no but yes oh my gosh he's lovely now clearly what it wants me to do is fire it directly down the middle yes through the gaps yeah that's it just do it let me be a legend that's what it's telling me to do so i'm just going to do it be legend [Music] see works perfectly yeah almost almost not bad actually though yeah could be worse it's pretty tidy could be worse you've won tidy that you've won the uh you've won the love of those toads what is the love of the toad worth nothing so todd's had a golf egg he loves loving it [Laughter] okay marcus okay now [Laughter] everyone at the club has huge respect for your father and what he achieved in the sport what he achieved in the city his banking career i know that he yet to be surpassed i know that he will be hoping that his son lives up to the ninja name your son tobias ninja okay is i'm so scared hey hey that's like amazing look at that real high meteoric oh yeah that's bizarre right all right ninjit it's your father i've received a call received a call from from piranha plant to operate from mr peter plant ninji your brother has just been made chairman of schroeder's um really your mother and i are just we despair honestly i thought there's no way he could make a pig's ear of this injury crying in the conservatory she went in there with a bottle of red wine half an hour ago and you know i think almost the whole thing's gone she went in there with a bottle of red wine 10 years ago and i haven't seen her right to take my shot take my shot oh hmm [Laughter] [Laughter] this is space camp all over again [Music] do you know what these are where did we find the ninja should other members should other staff members possessions be in your locker ninja yes no no no no that was a rhetorical question ninji no answer the question okay we're sand wedging are we interesting all right let's give it some loft nice nice yes yes beautifully done wow maybe not even taste the leaf but presses home luke's only on straight too he could eagle it's not impossible now ninji they've told me you're wearing some sort of outfit please tell me it wasn't what you ordered online before you left you were giving those very strict rules about having a collared shirt ninja they give you a uniform please tell me you're wearing it did you turn on the camera let me see oh oh no no the front isn't my ninja god ninja what what on earth are you wearing this clothes found them now the thing that you ordered online didn't have those buttons on it ninji so between you leaving home this morning and you were arriving at work how did the buttons get there um shout out to uh jake's daughters lily and rosie hello who've got into gaming thanks to us hello and now we'll be haunted by ninji it's all like this all gaming is like this and the windfall has been watching in australia hello hello oh it's short nightmarish oh we got two we got two left two more [Music] two left and the scores [Music] yes yes oh ninji what are we going to do with you what are we to do with your ninja military school oh we tried that we tried that first oh yeah think we didn't try military school first off absolutely everything except a hug there are some lines i won't cross should have seen what he presented himself for parade wearing let's just say the major general was never the same oh yeah hang on oh wait no the vortex is the other side vortex is the other side yeah can't rely on vortexes these days i find um your vortex clone i got him the internship at the bank and you of course remember how that turned out really caused a run on the place absolute disaster put all the money in his mouth all the money [Laughter] lovely oh his scattered remains are shown on the map now as well [Music] much like the dark souls basilisks have you considered those buttons may in fact be ninji's eyes oh no oh it's a bad lie [Music] yeah it's mostly fine hey you got a coin i am in the rough wow oh look at this tree grow up tree no i want it to grow down uh okay it's uphill i want to just stay it's christmas at the dingy house yet again ninji's mother says let ninja carve the turkey [Laughter] are you mad darling after last year if we don't give him chances he'll never excel this to give him a chance from fortune masons it costs 300 pounds not having ham sandwiches for christmas lunch again we have to keep trying with oh my god he's already climbed in the turkey he's dancing around wearing it you see here had a son like this you could just pack him off to the clergy and be done with him it's not the done way anymore apparently i think ninja could be a man of the cloth uphill okay right man of the latex [Laughter] right so it's our pills we've got to put a little extra mustard on it yeah that's all right mustard is my condiment of choice i know it's a nice shot you don't have to say it yeah say it don't spray a bit high but the backspin okay oh no that's too much accident ah oh well that was just come on use the error send it come on in g for once in your life try not to disappoint your parents come on let's open the presents darling ninja said he's he's made yours this year it's nice isn't it oh my god all right i'm unwrapping it now what is neon genesis evangelion [Laughter] oh right so oh pitching okay that's good ninja loves me he loves okay uh another one of your cartoons ninji yes we'll put it with the others yes one of these japanimations is it [Applause] that's all there is to say about that that was lush uh red is uphill right is this the last hole no there's one more i don't know i actually have no idea there's one more after this um i'm gonna go for the can't be used while putting well what if i wasn't cutting eh hello now i could be i could be robbing myself here because it's not that tricky could that you could naturally chip it i'm gonna go for the natural chip just in case the next course is a short course and i want my uh do you want your super shot i want my super hole in one yeah right i'm not gonna account for the wind at all i'm gonna get this on the down bounce [Music] wow maybe you could watch it together darling after lunch go on there no i was going to go out with the dogs i'm sorry i'm sorry darling but i have my limit you watch it then if you're so bloody impressed oh no let's not fight in front of no you know how he gets ninji puts on his headphones cranks up neon genesis i've really come around or now i'm totally on ninja's side now everything's everything's changed ninji's my anime behavior oh unlucky bad luck birdie sergeant butchery says headphones with cat is [Laughter] get oh it's short dang always a disappointment oh ninja dez aka dressful 91 says would watch it if it was godzilla though i mean i i watched being on genesis it's a self burn guys well final hole everyone's and he absolutely smashed it there with but it would have been a draw if you'd used your special yeah well it might i mean it might not have worked i don't know i really don't know all right great job andy great job lingy very good good job man ninji and to everyone else better luck next time thanks everyone for tuning in um is there an outside xbox video there should be yeah yeah there should be hopefully it's ready to publish uh let me just have a look in the video manager uh but yes there is a there should be a feature coming up today on outside xbox and it is about uh dirk master says please nintendo give us ninja for smash brothers [Laughter] mario brothers wii u but the switch edition they're like an additional character with toadette i'm pretty sure yeah no i mean what we want to see is ninja right where ninji gets yeah super crowned and turns into oh i don't know whether that would be very safe for youtube no there's a lot of latex going on there well yep check out that outside xbox video then on uh saturday on outside extra ellen and i doing our casting the rest of the mario movie yes show of the weekend um i mean assuming that i edit that tomorrow in time which i'm pretty sure i will uh it'll be fine so uh yeah so look forward to that thanks for tuning in everyone uh thank you very much for joining us um andy and mike thanks for having me it was fun thanks for having me you can get hallow stream shirts and posters and bags at door.outsidexbox.com is that the right url yes yes good and uh we'll be publishing the full hallow stream schedule uh full uh fortnight of freights yeah well it's spooky month starts tomorrow so we will be revealing some things and yeah yeah yep yep yep yep yep outside xbox.com so yeah thanks for watching everyone see you next time [Music] you

Channel: Outside Xtra

Views: 103,611

Keywords: Ellen Rose, Luke Westaway, Outside Xtra

Id: UDy6kzd6eKw

Length: 123min 22sec (7402 seconds)

Published: Thu Sep 30 2021

Reddit Comments

[u/nuttyprofwd]

That stream got spicy quick

[u/AchtungBecca]

I’m watching this now and the ninji riffing is killing me. I just love these golf streams. They are so insanely entertaining and, at the same time, relaxing.

[u/Raineythereader]

Part of me really hopes that Ninji becomes an Ongoing Thing on this channel... part of me is afraid of where it might lead.