JOB INTERVIEW CHALLENGE | Who Gets the Job? | Jackbox Job Job (Party Pack 8)

[Music] [Music] [Laughter] to your wednesday jackpot stream with outside xbox it's mike jane ellen johnny and dandy that's right hey yes we're playing job job which is in the job party pack eight which is the new one that just came out recently what's the premise of job job mike uh the premise of job job is that you have to take sentences uh take words from sentences other people have written and construct them into the answers to job interview questions okay in order to best get your job because the premise is we're all interviewing for the same job yeah the same one yeah okay okay my problem is that i'm a perfectionist oh yeah i just you know i can't accept anything better than perfection too much i can't i can't get too much yeah i mean i need to be told to stop i know the co-workers and i'll do it again i still stationary which uh i thought was going to get me kicked out of this but frankly it doesn't seem so bad now does it yeah well what's worse is i kill i murder with stolen stationery where do you see yourself in five years andy [Laughter] so when can i start it's good okay how's everyone doing in the chat how is everyone doing how how can people join us if they would like to vote and play along well jane's wearing glasses so that's all the chat will be for this entire stream i think oh should i take them off but now they're great the job interview glasses yeah i wanted to leave and get this job um if you check out the pinned comment it tells you how you can join the audience for this stream so you can vote on your favorite answers you go to jackbox.tv enter the room code i j k b yeah quite well we only have 258 people at the moment so and in fact that just dropped to 257 so disgusting what are you doing how about another like spike to send us on our way yeah yeah a pat on the bum as unlearned as it is massive yeah all right if we can get a like spike if we i think if we can hit like three oh we're already on 365. uh 400 likes then maybe we can see our way clear to actually doing some streaming i want a thousand likes i don't get out of bed for fewer than 400 yeah yeah yeah i'm going back to bed if we don't get those like oh there we go nearly 600 likes that's definitely very good sufficient amount of likes justin hoyland says i want to do a light spot for andy's honesty about murder so see that's a it's a good character uh characteristic to have if you're hiring is that kind of forthright honesty the frankness yeah atiya528 says hey guys hope everyone's having a great day watching the stream while i'm in an annoying zoom meeting for well this is a bit like an annoying zoom meeting but it's a job interview so yeah meeting with us luke t simmons says have a marvelous stream i can't say i've been booked into a retrospective meeting a retrospective meeting well you can catch up later on the vod angel beats says i can't uh hi oxen johnny i can't wait for the new moon beam dice oh that's right yeah that's true oh yeah i don't know how many of them there are but it's not loads so make sure you get your orders in because these things are apparently the hardest thing in the world to manufacture if you can catch the news already on store.outsidexbox.com or store outside extra.com there'll be two new sets of box venture dice launching this friday five o'clock sorry six o'clock uk time so if you didn't catch it on the socials there will be dice okay there will be dyes and also yeah the also the ox originals t-shirts that we designed a while back we'll be going out soon i've been on our merch guy about them and absolutely yes yes they've not shipped just yet yeah the cupcake says we've been watching since high school and you guys have gotten me through medical school and my first year of being a doctor wow with most of my sanity intact thank you for being such joys and sometimes a very difficult world wow you're not in the middle of a consultation at the moment just like yeah yeah i'm sure it'll be fine that that will go away so this is someone who's been through high school medical school and has spent a year as a doctor in the time we have made we achieved youtube videos you took me through my 40-year medical career and now i'm retired and enjoying your content oh thanks oh okay right um we're ready to go george georgina louise 95 said i just wanted to let you know i watched the excellent talks venture in hospital on monday and then had an anesthesia dream about a giant demon duck oh sorry about that sorry about that i mean wow wow i'll blame it about anything that's not our fault kind of it's like yeah but the culprit isn't here it's like fault pretty much yeah yeah all right yeah we are now up to eight hundred and twenty-four likes so i think we can i think we can proceed ellen would you like to start the game please yes i shall start this is going to explain the concepts right yeah with subtitles so people should be able to tell what's going on hopefully why is our boss a water cooler i will ask first of all why not is every moment's the water cooler moment we gather around our boss the water cooler yeah to talk about the latest tv last night's tv he's just spraying his fluid all over the desk yes that's a i see something hr seems like an issue for asia okay look at that word i love these fonts i just want to say can we bring back these it's making me feel like i'm doing like a geography project well we did that thing where we streamed in carter didn't we so maybe we should find other word art or synthwave aesthetic for our streams oh oh we need to do some magazine games yeah fine artistic yeah yeah is an iconic character yeah before clippy before clippy there was magazines [Laughter] right yeah me too okay so we will have to um individually write answers for these icebreaker questions and the folks at home will not be able to see what we're writing just for the next minute or so for the next 100 seconds in fact okay okay icebreaker questions like you would get in an interview where they're just trying to get to know you and then people are going to chop up these answers that we give and take the words from them and make answers to other questions uh okay hey but you want to try and be as wordy as possible to give people more material to work with it does say please include five plus words so don't yeah don't be too brief punctuation is good as well punctuation is part of it right you can the all the commas and full stops are also available yes is that right okay yeah yeah okay nice so for example the question i've got here is what's a bad piece of advice for a recent college grad oh i've got what would you say to a child who pushed their sibling imagine being asked out in a job interview hmm i've got how would you spend a weekend in las vegas despite the fact that i don't ever think i want to go to las vegas yeah less las vegas is probably an acquired taste uh for a short break i would imagine yeah culture city break if you like there's probably some good stage magic if you're into that penintella i've got um oh no my screen is filling with water yeah yeah that's what's up watercolor releases um well she's flooding the region i'm done i'm done i'm done because the ice broke oh okay the ice melted and broke wait there were three questions there were three questions yeah there were three questions yeah yeah on your presentation you betcha oh no why should i don't know if i should work here in business uh we don't have game audio mike is that something we can we should have game mode maybe it's remove a lot i've never discovered a few people saying there's no game audio range there is definitely game audio but it's quite quiet because the right words that's all you're getting the first rule of management is limitations okay okay right now we've got it's like um fridge poetry right you have to sort of formulate a job interview answer using the fridge poetry of everyone else's words okay um [Music] um um i need more verbs uh okay okay okay okay do we only have to do one of these in the time allowed i think no there's several no oh no oh dear [Music] um [Music] um okay oh man how is there not the word within any of this sorry oh no oh no um whatever [Music] um [Music] how long have we got left 20 seconds oh no okay good stuff good stuff stuff everybody this will be great i expect all right here we go [Laughter] okay so how do you calm down when you're stressed i like to plateau scoop his hair and then give up or catch the sibling and push them with your hands remember to vote if you're in the audience if you're not you can join at jackpot tv with the room code in the bottom which is visible jkb those are both pretty good well done to whoever formulated those they are way better than mine the audience is pretty split on those yeah i like how coherent the alice cooper one was yeah yeah it was good [Laughter] outfit so kind prioritize the barnet then wash the hands you're american friends barnett is cockney rhyming slang for hair yeah that's good johnny well done for some extra words i did raid the question for some extra words you're right game oh okay as well yeah it can be a lifesaver oh pro strats how do you unwind after work i immediately drink all my gasoline and eat a couple of warlocks i like to go to that american dog hairdresser oh i know what they mean hey oh i'd actually yeah ellen gets it i get it i get it andy i watch the lady with the dogs i don't know what you're talking about she's canadian but she gives dogs haircuts and i watch all the videos okay [Laughter] cars vehicles dogs kangaroos yeah i deserve that absolutely no wait i won i'm sorry no that's not what i meant i deserved that win that one oh god how would your police [Laughter] i did like necessary panic though that was good oh close close with the audience yeah okay okay yeah yeah if guys are eclipsed this one [Music] good going mike nice though it's all close okay i'll put some ice cream heaven says for mike a dollar for every cylinder in the engine of a db9 i bought last month's sort of amazing combox adventure in canada did you see what does sort of mean i stole it i don't know but there is an invite to res around the great white north in canada sounds yeah any time any time oh we've got more things to write oh no uh what's oh okay okay okay okay [Music] this is i mean this writes itself [Music] [Music] okay furiously typing here um we've been tested on our wpm as well done two this time only two a mere two [Music] authenticity smell the brood thanks motivational poster okay great i didn't notice there were like procedural posters on the wall that's cool and holiday says yeah you love these jack box streams and we are graced by the amazing presence of the johnny kiadini and he very excited to watch the last stream for resident evil yeah it's coming up maybe streaming the end of resident evil on friday hooray get them umbrellas teach them a lesson dang umbrellas danny shields says i received my ox venture guild remember the badge this morning do i need to forward my lake sorting code for payroll any lake will do all right the payroll is a kind of role all right an actual role right okay you arrive at the office and there's a bird sitting at your desk calmly doing your work how do you respond [Laughter] um hmm okay that made me laugh so i'm just gonna finish there okay oh gosh okay that these are just for me gosh these are difficult uh right okay um [Music] [Music] oh please please don't attack my kidneys poster my kidneys [Laughter] um [Music] man mr wood and i've got to go back and do the whole thing and yeah double tap to delete them right i think yeah oh god the things i didn't manage to finish it not my best work no sitting at your desk calmly doing your work [Music] go ahead and vote already very kind man takes your money and choose to be napping drinking there's a deeper wisdom there i'll let the bird do my yeah yeah i'll be napping and drinking damn it i'm sorry floated the wrong way i quite like the idea of a bird with a very kind mouse not these because birds certainly have mouths they're beaks it's a kind of mouth i was building to something and then realized there was only one suitable noun and it was mouths yeah i think google you know they have mini scooters and courses [Music] [Laughter] very very very good [Music] oh patrick long says those motivational posters are audience shenanigans not procedural good job audiences oh thanks audience yeah thanks hive mind you're very amusing okay ted's birthday card just got to your desk what message do you have hello chess card i don't have to write it [Music] i think she's the sagitty hoops both of those would make my day if they were written in a birthday card [Music] well done johnny sorry not sorry i really need to remember i can use the question stuff yeah yeah how do you react particularly with names [Laughter] solid yeah it's it's hard not to appreciate a comeback i'm just gonna say that making small talk was me because i didn't finish what i was writing so that's why it doesn't make any sense oh it makes sense that makes a lot of sense that's that's quite a sane answer yeah that's the problem it's not supposed to be saying is it supposed to how do you respond how do you respond i would probably vomit yeah ellen's like i'm out in fact it's very out of wood if you ask me that it's a puppy punch i ruined game time i guess punch kidney punch that was an auto response for me because i only finished one anyway ah time is very short i felt like round two was less time but maybe i'm just yeah well i had to go back and delete my entire thing out in oh johnny this is a bad workplace though i've gone from first to last in one round so how am i talking about your babies job job final round okay um right [Music] so [Music] okay i just have one oh there's only one you need to do one is that right good great job done i see your audience generating those procedural posters available to buy now at jackpots.com i imagine mine's probably still in a sort of like word 95 format yeah i rep i relish challenges i relish them don't screw it up okay okay oh okay final first impressions oh okay um [Music] someone somewhere has written tom hiddleston as part of one of their answers [Laughter] um [Music] you should be halfway done now okay okay all right i'll do yeah i forgot that we're trying to get a job i think i wouldn't i wouldn't hire me not on the strength of those sons [Laughter] that's amazing that's a good poster i like it i could see that on my wall see what we've got here that was that was tough that was tough [Laughter] oh spaghetti gossip because it feels terrible yeah okay someone wrote through panic so yeah so what are you gonna do i have to argue against poop panic i've given i've given my enemies two effective weapons poop and panic is that what you're saying yeah you do it to yourself shall we oh wow i think mike's back on top the meta cannot be that word poop certainly can it cannot if you if you tap the little um oh the little briefcase it moves around on you oh briefing oh we feed the friendly briefcase [Music] that's creepy [Laughter] good oh i hate poor infrastructure terrible diet is a very compelling reason to hire someone it sounds like they're going to fix your infrastructure [Music] fix a lot of things it sounds like hey yeah [Music] still pay for my yearly bonus net biscuit says i haven't literally laughed like that in a very long time thanks you all yay that's our job my way back to third just about the [Music] congratulations on your new job finally that business degree comes in useful oh yeah ellen's qualified 54 dollars that's not bad yeah that's pretty good hiring ryan to make way for you i'm not sure yeah so long ryan oh there's only 700 points in it ah do you want to go i'll go part time we'll go harvest these good job split [Laughter] very good well done adam okay these are some of the actual answers you wrote good answers ellen very wordy [Music] [Laughter] i thank you for giving me the word pub i got a lot of use out of it good puppet yeah yeah oh wow the job was something about beekeeping so okay oh okay because i was like and it's quite funny because i chose gig economy and b stuff because i thought it was funny this one was about shower routine yeah that does track that's effective the first time i played this my friends and i did not realize the full answers would be given at the end so there was a lot of like oh wow yeah i wasn't expecting the old shower routine to be exposed trusted each all right uh shall we do that again that was fun yes yeah now we're all in the swing of it same players please all right how was the chat doing welcome home says hello all can i get a happy birthday shout out for my husband joe his birthday saturday loves you all as much as me hi joe happy birthday cracking open a beer in your holiday today is tuesday it's your husband's birthday's birthday jh137 says thank you for keeping my spirits up i've been ill with tonsillitis for the past week my 21st was on tuesday happy birthday for tuesday and tonsillitis is the worst i've had it a couple of times and it sucks no one takes you seriously they're like oh yeah what are you going to saw eat ice cream is it oh oh crap we're already writing things yeah whoa what's all this noises watercolor guys freaking me out [Music] you are about halfway through the timer [Music] um right [Music] [Music] ice broken oh and are you on hard mode writing on your phone uh yeah is everyone not writing on their phone i'm on my laptop on a thing why would you do that to your phone no because my keyboard is so loud oh clicky clicky keyboard [Music] oh it's the interview oh oh that lady is saying to the other lady did you get my emails i came to check yeah okay came to check too close influence to get a spaghetti spaghetti okay what are your core competencies [Music] um [Music] [Music] hey [Music] okay [Music] done [Music] uh oh 30 seconds um [Music] [Music] sheet to apply for a job at a games company i had to resist putting in quotes from adventures thanks for the last that's a good idea nice [Music] stand out i'm really enjoying this poster patience there is no sun it's very like welcome to night vale yeah um very good very good see if i can get extra money to zone out yes yes that's kind of too honest for a job interview in a way why don't i get to vote on this one that's weird yeah you've been able to because you didn't submit an answer right yeah where are your core competencies [Music] [Laughter] [Music] oh that's very good okay i actually want sawn or things you never [Music] handbook [Music] [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] [Music] very good thank you i i think it was like watch your ass observe your breathing yeah yeah yeah [Music] team player is a sport unfortunately mateys there is a play no [Laughter] furry zen uh that was such a tough choice hard to call ow [Music] good use of the question again yeah i i had no good word so i was like it's a wolf [Music] where do you get your best ideas [Music] [Laughter] very [Music] and they're like good go for it [Laughter] supposed to look like that is it okay okay right round two the difficult one right don't be afraid to get descriptive oh yeah okay another icebreaker deal okay that post is great stevens what's this about needing a company okay someone be entertaining while i silently type yeah okay someone else do this [Music] [Music] i like the music in this um [Music] oh brilliant even better it's not taking me through to the things oh no mistakes we're in problem together that's good [Music] okay i finished i wrote some things hopefully they were fine that one's pretty profound mistakes we're in problem together it's nice isn't it yeah results one god at a time [Music] oh no oh the water cooler lady took her glasses off and there were no eyes oh no that's just like scrunched up pinched sort of yeah things oh results one got out of the time everyone oh one god at a time we'll get you round two the desk doesn't look very happy does it looks miserable yeah probably scenarios okay it used to be a tree it's been hollowed out mike oh okay [Music] hmm oh no sorry [Music] yes [Music] fine okay got a minute left [Music] okay i don't want to read out that motivational poster it's horrible oh dear oh no oh no thank you control try nightmares i mean that's sort of what the game is like actually yeah it's scary especially when you go in the fridge oh the fridge yeah that's such a good game seven seconds andy so near the end three two hit the button just hit it watch it nice it's hard on mobile phone is hard yeah a phone is ah does this mean something how do you react okay you've not been invited trisha's wedding does this mean something how do you left oh someone just doubted themselves someone has just told on themselves very badly okay audience guess who for that wow wow good job buddy got my eye on you hey you grabbed words from the question i'm glad i invited andy to my wedding say something to make it less awkward you're stuck on a long elevator ride with the district manager quick say something to make it looks awkward [Music] [Laughter] i smiles i smile i should say listen up district manager [Laughter] and that's why you should always carry a sandwich in case of awkward small talk you can just eat it instead do you hammer a nail to his thumb whoa oh man oh dear i don't know what to vote for actually i do know it's very good um yes well done everybody else in florida what i actually mean is like pants then but that's not i don't know i was like north of england okay [Music] mother of pearl mother of pearl is a good exclamation oh this is a baby i'll reign's great maybe our rain is great real good no problem oh good they're both so good oh legitimately i do like mother of pearl as an explanation mother of what do you do instead [Laughter] i don't get to vote to be honest if that were me i would have just put play hooky perfect answer i like the mystique you gotta leave them guessing don't you mike yeah you certainly do good i'd be so stumped if anyone asked me anything like any of these questions in a job oh yeah nice one yeah it's all it takes [Laughter] that was so good oh my god i just realized ellen's avatar is carrying a briefcase because she's already employed but she's made to reapply for her own oh have you considered trying nightmares um [Music] [Music] done [Music] up a plant so i guess it's throwing up water right so yeah professionalism maybe make spork happen we don't recycle all this paper just this is it this is the end okay okay oh yeah okay it's the final round and it appears our resumes probably got your resume it's pronounced resume uh right okay okay okay okay oh [Music] um [Music] hmm how long we got a little while do i really want to click submit on what i've just written interesting peace express your way to success yes the only alternative to what i've just written is something even worse you chose the lesser of two evils at least yeah but it's still pretty evil [Music] where's luke when you need him for commanding conference evils command and conquer mastering commander the only reason i didn't say it [Laughter] it was commanding conquerful devices [Music] okay audience [Music] [Music] [Music] [Laughter] hire that person oh hire both those people hire all these people [Music] [Laughter] maybe not the middle one [Music] i know it's just the kind of moxie we need in this company the brazen honesty that we need to power us into the next millennium bondicle says germany should definitely use their keyboard in future if they want to the clickety clacking is like gamer asmr for the silent parts of jackpots games oh all right well i'll i'll rejoin on my computer i suppose the the risks are so high with the rejoining i think maybe don't rejoin because i think i will not rejoin the entire enterprise might my phone it is all right i can do some typing at some point have you got a usb adapter for your phone you could you could type you could plug your keyboard into your phone gosh well done ellen again ellen bloody employable you've been rehired for your own job congratulations you get to keep it at a lower salary that's how they get you ellen no they were like ah and doesn't have the pride to walk oh this all got too real i have to say we got an awful lot out of mike's mother-of-pearl clouds growing up in the north of england yeah it's a true story it's a boring true story yeah very good that was that was used for your sports friends observing the rules and stuff thank you very good all right should we go again let's just have a look at a couple more of these oh yeah yeah yeah yeah there we go hammer nails directly famous camera nail so the question was how would you show someone at home the cashier at home depot that you know what you're doing and i was like all right they'll directly dream yeah i think that was the mvp of the um the hardest working answer uh the question for that one was what do you do when you're feeling blue to feel better which is true totally true [Music] i did not i didn't answer that oh is that like a round one okay okay all right all right let's let's go same players please [Music] november are you guys going to play any more house of ashes mike and andy bickering through their relationship issues was a delight before mike and andy's marital therapy monday that was an unexpected consequence of us playing that horror game um yeah yeah we could play some more of it if people want if people want it i don't know how well i've checked how well that video did but if people liked it it was fun all right we're writing things writing things [Music] hey ah oh i want to write something this could be an absolute gift to my enemies i mean do it but don't you get points if they're used yeah you do yeah you win too audacity uplift your grease amazing good work the hey audience you're halfway through the timer okay [Music] johnny you could just do asmr with one hand while you're typing but i need both thumbs to type okay i can type now um these questions kind of out there okay i'm pleased i'm pleased with those with those answers hey gps says it's nice the water cooler comes with glasses yeah yeah having to buy watercooler glasses is a real hassle uh john taylor is a new member thanks for joining okay i'll just file these yeah thank you everyone got some of that sweet sweet typing yeah my answers again again oh they really need to work on this hiring process we're not pals now i'm gonna have to piece together a whole answer from this shredded oh disaster [Music] oh dear what were you doing during the gap in your employment history [Music] okay [Music] hmm [Music] hey [Music] how long we got a minute minute come on okay [Music] [Music] [Music] [Laughter] oh boy all right sorry oh no no [Music] tenacity think outside the beast [Music] oh dear i don't think i got everything yeah i sort of backed myself into a corner what makes you anxious that's poetry yeah wow they're both so good i like the capitalization of my as well like really my birthday honestly the power of a comma there get the drugs ready during the gap in your employment history hey what are you doing history sorry oh i need to get that i'm so sorry i'll be right back that's all right okay well two equally good answers still alive feel the guns [Music] andy did you write shrek was that the gift to your enemies to your enemies what drives you oh generating sensation of feet hmm i can see some metal i can see some meta going on here okay what do you reckon audience okay strongly in favor of the exhilarating sensation he's cleaning up here not even here to witness it overtime [Laughter] okay calm down weekends dude okay it's close yeah it's like it's very close one yeah i feel like i uh i don't deserve that because i didn't really finish my house i didn't finish mine either which is why i said it's like a pinball motorbike what's the best way to motivate you i ask [Music] batteries and refuse [Music] yeah it's good yeah that's some high level play pushing me in a cd player ah good job ellen thank you i'm gonna secure your job for a third time dang it johnny while you're away you've got lots of points [Laughter] highly competitive job economy job market what do you say oh watson's savaging the postman jail for working okay okay okay okay okay what's here 80 pallets of expired fungal cream at that price i can't afford not to buy [Music] okay sorry there was someone in my building who then immediately got lost oh no wow [Music] i'm here to inform you that you've used half your time done determination keep cats thank you for like the audience uh mark the hurray says just want to say how good was johnny dming and how much fun was the halloween special we had a lot of fun i'm glad everyone enjoyed it it was uh it was a good time yeah that was fun finally the body swap episode happened i hope it uh was everything people hoped for fingers crossed because we're not doing it again um on well various places but also on tumblr oh nice tumblr where you go for the the spicy take the spicy taste yeah [Music] hmm [Music] oh a little office reference uh hmm [Music] how long have we got less than a minute [Music] okay got a nice super sticker here from tyler deutsch which is like a pear but it's um dressed in sportswear and it's doing a dance nice oh yeah i know it's got a sweatband on yeah that's the one oh yeah yeah yeah he's doing a little uh quality sticker song and dance routine a bit of the old soft shoe robert griffin says i was giving a raise after arguing with my boss again i'm confused i thought i was going to be sacked for sure the best kind of meeting unless that's what you're aiming for there's nothing worse than me like oh i'm still here and now there's more money that's even harder to leave [Music] yeah it makes sense as a sentence maybe not as anything else how do you respond to an all-nighter [Laughter] [Music] there's a word missing in there i think the interface failed to catch up with me there which has kind of shot me in the foot you might well wonder what is plotting against us oh yeah i wish i could i drunk i drunk andy where's that report i gave you the word drunk damn it yeah what do you say to her [Laughter] oh wow [Laughter] love it love it i love it this is so good grandkids pictures i'm addicted to them man wow [Music] she refuses to get it to you how do you get the right oh bob she's always up to it isn't she [Laughter] [Laughter] how do you respond professionally [Laughter] [Laughter] [Music] how could we tell the difference between you and evil you [Music] oh [Laughter] these are both so self-deprecating [Music] the chat says bird the report bird that took a lot of teamwork let's see who teamwork well done everyone that was that was good strong work oh ellen thank you so much like many jackpots games the final round is the weakest one yeah thank you for the follow-up pear sticker sweatband sticker by the way enjoying that okay [Music] [Music] 24 seconds okay oh no this this motivational poster is really sinister progress you're there you're the heat it's penguins i don't like the heat oh that's good it's okay bandwidth amazing i love that one that's my favorite so far okay one world one bastard it appears we're missing something visions probably already can't believe they don't have flynn's resume on file at this point yeah oh yeah call up my resume okay final first impressions [Music] hmm [Music] um [Music] hmm [Music] sarcarius besson says hello beautiful people thank you for all the laughs so i'm sitting here sorting my new 30 sets of dice now i learned you're selling new dice i guess my money goes to buying dices 30 sets of dice what's what's better than 30 sets of dice that's right you don't be short by two sets of dice let's see what we've got here yeah what if someone asked you to roll 300 d6s oh my god [Laughter] wow sinister these are both brilliant is this andy playing the i'm a murderer meta yeah it feels like it doesn't it yeah there you go oh so close so good absolutely outstanding two very strong answers we've got an odd number so the three of you with the highest scores are going 10. it says 300d6 your typical sneak attack roll humor there [Music] [Laughter] oh god frankly that's so good although good tall human has transformers thank you [Music] scared it's social commentary really but didn't like jeff bezos literally just come back from space with a big hat on his way oh yeah it literally actually happened did he get the hat and spacers [Music] you had while you weren't even on here to celebrate them yeah i was voting by my front door please get here man oh bad times for laura yeah dang all right i can't believe how close that when even the even andy and jane were like really really good everyone's very close a strong round from everyone i think it's been strong from everyone all rounds actually thanks for the elon musk very funny jane the actual murderer oh god yeah randy got his hydrofluoric acid from yeah right oh wow and i was like no it's a bit much just very poorly i don't know what you're talking about here ellen but i love it i love it it's great why does it take so long to get drugs at the pharmacy uh when you say it's like pharmacy okay you say it's like indiana jones back there i just immediately assumed that was to do with like someone's butt when you say it's like something back there yeah yeah it makes me think of bums no it's you know the bit where it's like i think it's the ark of the covenant and yeah it's that bit where they're going into the big warehouse that's what it's like in a pharmacy it's just that everything is white got it but when you say it's like something back there it makes me think about it right yeah i think that says something about you mike yeah tell me i'm wrong audience yeah all right we've got time for one more yeah i think absolutely yeah let's play you guys [Laughter] okay this time okay ah wait why not why not johnny connect oh no you only reconnect [Music] [Music] food um [Music] hey you accountability work hard neat big [Music] 35 seconds [Music] [Music] sounds like the one from um monsters inc was out oh yeah yeah what's her name but yes yeah okay i've written all mine everyone's written all theirs well done no i just missed it last one oh no let me just file your answers in the shreddermatic that's not where they should be filed just maintaining eye contact while they do it as well yeah yeah yeah yeah that's no accident i can't publish the word it spins wait what oh it does oh what revelation [Music] um [Music] let me put you in my answer [Music] [Music] oh 54 seconds what oh uh [Music] i don't know um [Music] [Music] 28 seconds [Music] okay [Laughter] oh dear all right that's an encouraging sign always get a chance this isn't my struggle [Music] oh you're applying for a job at um medieval times the right sir anthony of hawks medieval banquet yes crossover restaurant yeah get points for a full stop call us mr hawk if you want to invest [Music] i just love loads of rude people with the biggest hard not to like that [Music] yeah i sort of gave up halfway through all that one and that's such a strong i i couldn't i couldn't compete with that look at it perfect perfect sentence what really pushes your buttons what really pushes your buttons [Music] wow the use of quotation marks yeah unbelievable that's good it feels like a johnny a johnny the full stop is in the wrong way unfortunately in the wrong place but yes that was it was i i do actually love avocado but it's it's funny terrible flavor variety is the spice of business and i think the quote marks made it yeah it's amazing how you can tell other people's answers when they're using words that aren't there yeah [Music] [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] my team smell better [Laughter] oh that's saying you're saying your team smells but that's not like a smell better yeah i thought it was an imperative in the description [Music] ernest lights [Laughter] oh it's very very good [Music] [Laughter] good writing i don't know [Music] language is fun i got absolutely tanked in that round i don't know why the words just didn't i just couldn't construct anything good from the words oh strong round from andy yes how'd you do it that was such a good answer okay same as before respond any way you want just all right this font is giving me [Music] yes sir no this is an i.t this is buffster uh i guess i can help you'd like to be linked to the board have you tried going to jackpots.tv okay it's on the on the screen sir no down in the corner there okay good yes you are good at technology sir you should be halfway done now okay [Music] okay hey let me out [Music] ah the rising tide perspective collaboration is lie [Music] okay ellen jane i ran out of time no sorry it's someone else's problem now perspective collaboration is a lie this time i want to know how you would hear me okay tough workplace scenarios tough workplace scenarios all right oh so many words okay [Music] um [Music] so i'm here to inform you that you've used half of your time [Music] 52 seconds folks yeah i don't think i'm gonna be winning much for these but i enjoyed them [Music] we will say i realize that chad's talking about what slogan they're gonna put together next but it it seems very they were just spamming tier one i can't hurt you for ages i was like what is what what's going on seven seconds there we go going mike yeah right i'm trying three two hit the button oh you've got it in the chat blue and dog says i just realized the desk has a face and i both love it and hate it near frank's desk something incessantly beeping near frank's desk how do you respond [Laughter] oh spicy i love it miguel villarreal says mother of pearl you're awesome mother of pearl mother of pearl this round each vote's worth again a big split between us and the audience there ah the avocado meadow coming through for ellen dean says while you're all applying for jobs i'm off to do mine at 4 15 a.m australia time on my birthday you've all brightened up my life in recent times thank you all for the entertaining much love to you all that's all right dean have a good time at your job at 4 15. hope it's good okay successfully question mark oh no oh no oh no according to leicester kings and kingdoms of amoler is one of the ps plus games as well so go get it right now hashtag ellen supremacy fair enough well done ellen dinner very nice oh no wait no wait i don't know why in my mind the office you turn up the office it's closed and then you stay in the office very good bravo emojis the office is always way too cold or way too hot what do you say to the maintenance person [Music] it's sad i'm dying [Laughter] it's sad i died that's amazing oh my god that's genius that's absolutely genius i touched a mustache it's fine it's fine there's so good that's a tough one to choose oh [Laughter] and speaking of jobs let's see who's most likely to get one oh man drawing work from andy very good very strong smooth right now one more icebreaker nice i did that earlier and then accidentally voted for something that i'd having not seen anything else oh there's the tuana can't hurt you motivation there it is integrity okay [Music] you should be halfway done i hope if this shows up in if this one that i've just put in shows up in the credits i hope i remember what the um the prompt was because otherwise it's really weird i'm really glad that the audience are getting to have fun with the motivational poster yeah yeah really lovely yeah dependability there's magic in citation that actually works quite well um okay all right final round let's get this job let's get this position filled they didn't let me submit any words there oh no no okay okay okay okay [Music] [Music] hmm [Music] giggity [Music] you're about halfway through the timer [Music] uh 28 seconds everybody it's so tough when you don't quite have the combination of words you're after yeah like i've had it a few times or i'm like oh i can actually think of a really funny joke just to put here and like you but you don't have any of the elements to write that down yeah nobody in there baby [Music] [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] [Music] these are both very good common i like the first one is a very good commentary the belligerence of the second really got me i could be a spy i made all the spy stuff oh it's not the same [Music] [Laughter] [Music] oh wow shrimp sliders okay oh but what if we need to hire someone who can create a delicious platter of shrimp sliders so would you really want it oh yeah okay get them out oh yeah no good point you kind of raised rep as an evil book it's got all the good resident evil info on it is there even a duty dot com hang on i'm looking it's newton dot com ah dang i gave andy has a lot of people want to launch both johnson into the sun and quite frankly fair enough okay i'm just giving duke nukem.com my age maybe don't do that 20th anniversary duke nukem world 3d tour whoa please finally wow [Laughter] yeah organizer of intellectual gibson jabs congratulations 54.8 k very nice sweet five figure salary fired allison again unless it's oh hey alison allison b it's not elephant d theta game.com do you remember that oh man he's like what's a commercial you remember from when you're a kid i was like was it a handheld yeah it was a handheld that had all these games it was really bad okay you can't draw ankles on that street no yeah it's it's obvious the question was would you rather have no eyebrows or no ankles and i'm like that's some people choose to have no eyebrows so they can draw them on in any way they like you know that's a no-brainer if you ask me oh here's the avocado question then you season the mush with flavor flavor trying to give people interesting words to use where's the question how do you make what do you make guacamole yeah really no way yeah the mustache bit was amazing if this was a recent costume you dressed up in which was an excellent costume it has to be said good that that's not how i play lazy i didn't actually write that one although it's quite good laser was so useful it was so useful no one got any points for it presumably um feel free to say no but we might have time to squeeze another one and if people were willing to go till until i mean how are people feeling i mean i'm still having fun yeah i'm having fun yeah so yeah yeah this one's for all the marbles spawns for the job because they'll make us stop applying after we finish playing yeah yeah chat is like another again please sir may i have another do it better go get a job [Music] oh no i missed i misspelled a word someone's gonna get a horrible typo [Music] it should correct your spelling as you go probably i i don't think it will i don't know we'll see i mean it would be good if it did i don't i don't think it will either [Music] what is going on in the in the scene we're going up against a rope that was one of the wrapping robots oh yeah from mad mad versus crossover oh oh excellence go the extra blankets okay [Music] oh gosh 20 seconds okay i can use so many choice words as a gift it's my gift to you my fellow players it's just choice choice words [Laughter] i've got some choice words for you for the flooring so dynamic there go our answers oh gosh why do we even have tears in the range i'm sending some tough but fair interview questions this office is still using the crt monitors for the iron oh okay look at all these juicy words [Music] [Music] [Music] oh no not like that [Music] [Music] i'm here to inform you that you've used your time [Music] fine [Music] hey touching base harpoon is a journey oh no it fell off the wall socks is for clothes and that guy's got this is for clothes got four of them so you must be a clown no closing no socks yeah panicked you got 12 seconds ellen and andy let's see what we've got here emmy little says can all the hive mind motivation slogans get stuck on a t-shirt yeah you can actually buy them from the app can't you no wow chat box is so clever oh that's really good yeah yeah cleaning up [Music] thanks strong for my answers [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] oh nice ones [Laughter] ah blue and dog says can i please get a shout out to my two buddies kiki and tsuki who have now moved in together and are peacefully cohabiting they like to chatter during streams oh yeah that's lovely well done andy you're welcome for the phrase a total bastard i did stuff okay [Music] [Laughter] dog snacks hard to argue with lose consciousness and dog snacks i like to look at the future yeah look look at the future look at the future place using words from one separate people earns you an ex you get bonuses for using like words from all those oh that's what the rainbow bonus is now i understand finally here at the end of the stream [Music] oh if i'd written his is scary boring that would have been better it's scary boring yeah there's something about commas the word the word obligations when you're talking about jobs is is just manifest from heaven isn't it a gift yeah [Music] it's like musical chairs if you get the job last then it's your choice [Music] for closers spencer i was just calling to check if you were still on hold with my cable provider like i asked but clearly you've decided that this phone call with me is more important than your job do better [Music] i'm here to inform you that you've used half of your time um [Music] hey you're almost out of time spirit feed the salad wow that's those three horses are risingly different definitely oh this is exactly all right hey all right job job here we go let's get that job job job questioning this time i want to know how you would handle some tough workplace scenarios chat are having such a great time doing their own thing yeah that's like their own game going on i love it oh my goodness the fact that it's horses and spirit like yeah chad's running a parallel video game [Music] oh no i didn't meet her i hit submit instead of any other button oh no oh well never mind you can't go back no one do [Music] [Music] [Music] i just thought of a better answer for the previous one i could have done damn i wish i could have more words never enough words oh no what time is it hi 30 seconds oh i thought you're like i gotta be somewhere else [Music] fairness join the scone this gun don't know what i said it's going like that it's gone done got there oh the motivational posters or mini game reminds me of um what's the one where you have to write a powerpoint that one that's a presentation good one what do you do scolding hot decaf nice [Music] [Laughter] [Music] it's fair well done johnny [Laughter] punctuation should be free [Laughter] break room and dammit jerry is sitting in your face jerry [Music] [Laughter] these are both good this guy this guy this guy this guy [Music] rainbow bonus what are you doing pal i'm scary on your device i imagine that's a real close talking thing yeah yeah um how do you respond [Music] [Laughter] weird frank loud music is stylish is such a strong savage wow they're both excellent [Music] frank's really getting it frank's really getting at this round without asking what's your next move and she's gonna slice come on trent i can't believe trent real dog real dog can't believe trent [Music] yeah good job okay i i realized it should have been on trent slice sensitive information yeah becca would have been his whole cake [Music] [Laughter] these are both absolutely still wow oh wow [Music] [Laughter] i'm biased but i enjoyed the fanfiction that was very good outstanding i'm actually curling my toes cringing thinking about accidentally emailing someone oh expecting that okay i'm really not cut out for this job i don't think i can do it sorry i'm going to take myself out of the equation no don't overthink but wait the final rounds unless you're thinking about my landlord my place has a lot of water damage it really is got a maxi-ish quality this watercooler [Music] [Music] you should be halfway now okay [Music] wisdom be your team's hopeless [Laughter] that should be an oxventure t-shirt yeah we are all competing to be our teams hopeless but wisdom specifically wisdom minus one it's the round your resume is you're final probably my fault oh it's the last bit a dang last round mm-hmm [Music] okay final first impressions [Music] hmm you should be halfway done now okay right this is it i'm almost certain i can't win but i'm gonna lose in style let me tell you all right okay okay i think what i think i'll do persuasiveness remember your birthday with the birthday cake weirdly on theme [Laughter] two one go on andy go andy go did you get it i pressed submit okay good game game [Laughter] [Music] in the final round impressing your peers next you an even bigger bonus it was close in the end it was close an odd number means okay okay yes here we go very good [Music] i just love the idea of skinning for a thousand years yeah king the first yeah deserve to king then one of them mentions the spring-loaded mechanism that fires bananas it's hard to to argue against that isn't it fair play ellen yeah i just i had like some really i was like cool but i didn't have like my or anything like that or you all did great it's funnier without the little word sometimes yeah yeah [Music] ellen's got the job there it is well she was fired in the middle and then rehearsed it's the classic hero's journey and your final salary is less than when you first got the job yeah that seems really right yeah that is uh satisfied that's pretty good and stephanie's out of here and she's been [Music] obligations that word so useful good yeah that's a good one that was uh waking up from a nap right yeah oh okay this is what was your question what i would like to see written on my gravestone ah oh that's nice really showed up can't believe no one used stick-to-itiveness yeah right i considered this and then i thought i should this is uh what you need if you're going to be a great breakdancer or something i used a lot of of those it was pretty useful very good thank you for the spring-loaded mechanism excuse me this is how do you get milk hey yeah you buy it in the shop that's just me at no point do you mention what is having its nipples tugged either yeah there you go how do you get milk from a cow okay i understand i understood of course all right well done everyone very easy that was job job it was yeah yeah very interesting good answers everyone well done johnny for the recommendation on this jackpot sketchbook yes thank you yes good job are you on the channel anymore are we off managing those matrixes no all right uh what's happening on the various channels that we represent uh next well in the next week or so well tomorrow on outside xbox we've got a classic list video classic a classic about uh ripoff games that we can't believe ripped off other games so shamelessly you've got to see this among us rip off you've got to see the among us rip off um and then on friday i believe andy is back to his resident evil are we allowed to talk about what we might be doing on friday oh we might yeah we we might be uh visiting an island or two on friday so yeah because some new things might be coming out it's the coffee pigeon the coffee pigeon i'm so excited for the coffee talking of blisteringly new games i'm going to be playing elite dangerous tomorrow on the stream depending on whether or not you're a patriot a patron uh you'll be getting you'll certainly be getting a new episode dishonored too anyway but it might be the final one you are up to date on the series so that's what was the hotas the thing that was arriving that you were desperately answering the door for no that was a grow light for my chili plants goal is to have the police break down my door and realize that my grow up is actually just so i can make hot sauce they'll be using one of those uv heat cams yeah exactly look at those hot patches it's chilly yes salsa offices [Laughter] yes uh do you uh check back on store.outsidexbox.com uh on friday because that's when the new dice oh that's the hot ticket hopefully people will have a better better shot of getting hold of them um and also as andy said the the tko jack box t-shirts are going to be uh heading to people on their way so hopefully for you you will receive yours uh very very good cool thank you so much for watching this has been really good and find another job fun guess fabulously fabulously unemployable it turns out um so yeah there you go all right you're too you're too real mike you keep it too real for this corporate bs action can't handle corporate bs that's it all right uh yes please do like and subscribe if you enjoyed this we play jack box games very often on their eggs on the road yeah uh they're really good fun and um yeah thanks for watching thanks mine for making some really excellent yeah good motivational close to work everyone i'll be putting those up around the office yeah see you later then bye [Applause] [Music] do [Music] [Music] [Music] do [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] do [Music] foreign

Channel: outsidexbox

Views: 133,187

Keywords: outsidexbox, andy farrant, jane douglas, mike channell, jackbox, murder mystery, jackbox party pack 8, new jackbox, outsidextra, ellen rose, luke westaway, funny, streaming, johnny chiodini, job job, jackbox job job

Id: ItTQ9cM7HkI

Length: 120min 59sec (7259 seconds)

Published: Wed Nov 03 2021

Reddit Comments

[u/forel237]

Watching the VOD, was just thinking about how much I like Jane's glasses when Andy says the chat will be full of comments about Jane's glasses. Fair play.

[u/ImSomebodyNow]

"I Thought It Would Be Funny: The Andy Farrant Story"

I just started this video, and it's already gold.

[u/jinxkmonsoon]

When Jane didn't bother introducing Johnny, I kind of wondered if they'd joined Oxtra and I just missed the announcement.

[u/Katsuro42]

"Get the the drugs ready, it's human contact."

Relatable.

[u/dpash]

#releasethejanefic

Also the poster picking was fun for the audience during the tedious writing phases that's common in jwckbox games. The only problem was that on several occasions they missed quality posters because they were too busy writing.

[u/penguingonemad]

Bird do it.