The Ones With Monica Being Controlling | Friends

[Music] T are we greeting each other this way now because I like that look I cleaned I did the windows I did the floors I've been used all those attachments on the vacuum except for that little round one with the bristles I don't know what that's for oh yeah nobody knows and we're not supposed to ask oh what do you think very clean really it looks great very clean oh I I I see you move the green ottoman how did that happen I don't know I I thought it looked better there and I and also it's an extra Cedar on the coffee table well yeah it's interesting but you know what just for fun let's see what it looked like in the old spot just to compare let see H well it looks good there too let's just leave it there for a while can't believe you tried to move the green ottoman thank God you didn't try to Fan out the magazines I mean she'll scratch your eyes right out guys I am not that bad yeah you are Monica remember I lived with you you were like a little you know that is so unfair oh come on when we were kids yours was the only raggedy and doll that wasn't raggedy okay so I'm responsible I'm organized but hey I can be a c all right you madap gal try to imagine this the phone bill arrives but you don't pay it right away why not because you're a c instead you wait until they send you a notice I could do that okay okay then uh you let me go grocery shopping and I buy laundry detergent but it's not the one with the easy poor spout why would someone do that one might wonder someone's left a glass on the coffee table there's no coaster it's a cold drink it's a hot day little beads of condensation are inching their way closer and closer to the Sur of the wood stop it oh my God it's true who am I Monica your [Applause] mom go to bed guys all right night Monica M you're GNA leave your shoes out here uh-huh really just just casually strewn about in that Reckless halfhazard manner doesn't matter I'll get them tomorrow or not whenever she is a [Music] cook mhm if it bothers you that much just go out and get the shoes no don't do this this is stupid I don't have to prove anything I'm going to go get them but then everyone will know unless I get them and then wake up really early and put them back oh I need help popular Phoebe in tennis is called the overhand Phoebe if you win you must slap your opponent on the Phoebe and say hi Phoebe oh that's cute we really all enjoyed it but you know it doesn't count count for what just count in our heads as good Mad Libs I guess fun over but wait wait guys if we follow the rules it's still fun and it means something I'm going to take off guys rules are good rules help control the fun I me forever so this is Brooklyn all right listen up there's usually only one dress in each size so when they open those doors fan out now this is what you're looking for memorize it when you locate the dress blow on these all right three sharp blasts when you hear it come running all right oh they're pushing they're pushing don't be a baby let's go hey Rachel come [Music] on no no not it not it don't crowd me this is it this is the dress oh my God it's perfect I'm sorry this one's taken wow Megan Monica you came yeah this is my dress no yes it is you saw me wearing it and now you'll see me buying it what you freak you wouldn't even have known about this place if it wasn't for me look you don't want to fight me maybe I do I'm pretty feisty I'm coming I'm coming hey okay hey go what do I [Music] do what are you doing find the dress did you find the dress no you got to get me out of here phoei these Park and choppers are crazy are got to get Monica no you got to hold my hand oh my God excuse me excuse me go go [Applause] go okay it's ready come on what's ready just come oh my God wowy oh did you what did you work for 2 days straight pretty much what what do you think of the floor I don't know it looks the same you used to have carpet oh yeah so I I made snacks please just hang out okay I'm just going to rest my eyes for just a little bit M do you want us to uh come back later oh no no no stay stay stay just keep talking I am always the hostess hey dude some guy just called for you who was it I don't know how about thanks for taking the message jeez Hey listen you know when you move in Rachel's room's going to be empty you want to talk about what we want to do with it sure okay I was thinking we should have a beautiful guest room right with um a mahogany sleigh bed and bedside tables with flowers on it all the time and then we can have like a roll top desk with little comment card so people can tell us how much they love staying here or whatever you know I really haven't thought about it that much well I like that idea obviously but I was thinking maybe maybe maybe it could be a game room you know I mean you can buy old arcade games like uh like Space Invaders and asteroids for $200 the real ones the big big big ones no okay so you mean no is in G Chandler what an interesting idea let's discuss it before we reject it completely oh I'm sorry of course yes interesting idea um talk about it but no so that's it I just don't think that you know arcade games go in the beautiful guest room the beautiful guest room is going to be filled with antiques which is why asteroids is perfect it's the oldest game what do you have against the beautiful guest room nothing I don't have anything against the beautiful guest room especially since everybody that we know lives about 30 seconds away are you mocking me no I'm not mocking you or your beautiful G Moon hey what's up nothing Monica and I had a stupid fight but you're still moving in together right cuz my ad came out today wanted female roommate non-smoker non-ugly oh I think this is the episode of Three's Company where there's some kind of misunderstanding then I've already seen this are you through with that yeah sorry the swallowing slowed me down whose little ball of paper is this oh that would be mine see uh I wrote a note to myself and then I realized I didn't need the note so I balled it up and now I wish I was dead she already fluff that pillow Monica you know already flipped but it's fine look I'm sorry guys I just don't want to give them any more ammunition than they already have yes and we all know how cruel a parent can be about the flatness of a child's pillow Monica hi um Monica um you're scaring me I mean you're like you're like all chaotic and twirly you know and not not in a good way yeah calm down you don't see Ross getting all chaotic and twirly every time they come that's because as far as my parents are concerned Ross can do no wrong you see he's the prince apparently they had some big ceremony before I was born Joey let me ask you a question this has been driving me crazy what does this light switch do uh nothing didn't it drive you crazy to have a switch and not know what it did I know what it did nothing they wouldn't have put it there if it didn't do something how can you not care like this you done yep hey hey hey what's up this switch thing has been driving me crazy so I turned it off and checked every Outlet now four of them don't work which means one of them has to be controlled by the switch so I plugged in things in all four Outlets that that make noise that way when I turn it on I just follow the noise and find out which one it is I better I sto listening before you did you know you you also could have used uh lamps and Then followed the light yeah well I'm using noise okay all right so everybody ready here we go something I hear something where is it it's coming from Joey oh my God that's so freaky turn him off hi hi what what are what are these oh just some pictures I made and hung up thought they brighten up the place they do don't you think no no no I I know there's no hole there I just really like that picture oh my God look at this okay but there is a wire back there I mean that switch is connected to something I don't care the wires have come loose in your head I just thought if I could follow the wire I could find out what it did did you no disappears back there behind that baseboard a minute there I thought it went downstairs but it didn't say hello to Mrs Kraus oh my God Hello darling hello Mrs [Music] krus the Supra couldn't figure out what it did did the $200 an hour electrician couldn't figure out what it did I've had seven pretty serious shocks I officially give up thank God guess Joey was right it does nothing I'm doing it I have [Music] it I lost it you made the bed again I told you you don't have to do that this isn't Camp oh then I guess the panty raid last night was totally uncalled for okay I am going to take a shower and today I will be singing Jim croch Leroy Brown Monica hey on I have a question is Leroy the baddest man in the whole damn town or the fattest man in the whole damn town the baddest otherwise the song would be fat fat Leroy Brown what are you doing I'm just waiting for you sweetie are you you remaking the bed I'm sorry I'm sorry you know what the way you did it it was just fine then you're redoing it because if I tell you you'll think I'm crazy you're pretty much running that risk either way what do you what do you want to do let's do something crazy I know let's rest and drink lots of fluids okay I'll rest but you know if I'm going to bed that you're coming with me see that would be impossible to resist if you weren't all drippy here are you saying that you don't want to get with [Laughter] this yeah I don't think you should say that even when you're healthy come on don't take this personally okay it's just that I just can't have sex with a sick person I'm with you Chandler I mean I can't have sex with a sick person either that's disgusting but I'm not sick let me prove it to you we are two healthy people and the prbe of Li see that's the thing I would like to stay in the pride of my V let me ask you why is everybody using these tiny little lights nowadays I remember when people used to use big lights that's a good story Grandpa hey hey hey wow Monica's letting other people help decorate her tree did someone get her drunk again or having a perfectly decorated tree is not what Christmas is about it's about being with the people that you love that is nice and we're done taada I don't know what it is just doesn't quite feel like Christmas to me oh yeah see now like Christmas so the wedding caterer sent me this list of 12 appetizers and I have to narrow it down to six food oh give me so did Monica tell you about this great band called the swing kings that we're trying to get to play for the wedding since when are you into swing music a since forever I used to go all over town listening to bands Chandler Gap commercial so did you book them did you call I will do you want me to call no I'll do it you just stick to your job what is your job staying out of the way this is impossible Monica why you just pick off 15 there were only 12 oh yeah I added three what are peanut butter fingers yeah probably won't be using it you could drive to Las Vegas all right thanks fee whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa what are we going to do about my job oh uh not go all right great baby is this okay with you jayer you don't have to ask for my permission you can go hey rage come on you're going to be late for the eye doctor appointment all right let's get this over with oh no look what I did I mean look at this mess I mean we're going to probably have to clean this up you know I mean we're going to have to reschedule if you thought that this mess was going to bother me you are wrong all right let's go Blinky Chim I wasn't trying to open your closet I wasn't trying to open your closet I swear wow Monica runs a pretty tight ship around here doesn't she what are you doing Monica has a secret closet and she won't let me see what's in it why not I don't know what could she possibly be hiding in here that I can't see I don't know ooh I bet it's Richard why would Monica be keeping Richard in here well off the top of my head uh maybe she's having her cake and eating it too you being the cake Richard being the two or and here we go I saw this movie Once where there was a door and nobody knew what was behind it and when they finally got it open millions and millions and millions of bugs came pouring out and they feasted on human flesh you know wouldn't kill you to respect your wife's privacy hi uh you don't know on Monica Geller Ross's sister oh yeah oh you know it's too bad that didn't work out yeah anyway he told me about your apartment and um well I I couldn't sleep thinking about it so uh would it be okay if I cleaned it no okay let's see okay the turkey's in the oven the stuffing is ready you know you always cook this meal all by yourself let me help this here A Chandler that's sweet but you don't have to do everything Dr Phil tells you to do I'm serious let me do something just not the turkey or the stuffing nothing high-profile oh the cranberry sauce it's easy to make and no one really cares about it tell me more okay I'm going to go check on something across the hall you start by washing these not with soap you obviously haven't Taste of my pal Olive potato we're so sorry we're late please let us in so we can have dinner together no everything's cold the turkeyy dried out and the the stuffings all soggy yeah and there's a bowl of cranberry sauce that what happens to Cranberry sauce nothing it's fine oh thank God oh I just remembered we do have something to eat Monica put something in our oven this morning oh yeah hey you touch that and you will be sorry guys I listen to her the vein is bigger than I've ever seen it oh my God it's Brussel routs that's worse than no food ha all you got it was Monica's stinky brussel sprouts stinky please let me stay on this side of the door oh it all looks so beautiful the turkey the stuffing the cranberries and a monkey could have made them Hey listen guys we feel really terrible he's doing that weird eye contact thing don't look at them don't look at them come on you guys we want you to know we're very very sorry right guys I feel terrible but let's not ruin this day you work so hard let's move past this and try to have a nice meal all together the floating heads do make a good point yeah they do seem to feel pretty bad so bad so bad so bad okay okay you two go get the dessert and I'll let you in dessert yeah I asked you and Phoebe to pick up the pies you did remember right pies oh we thought you said prize here grand supreme little darling [Music] congratulations oh my God you forgot the pies well I can't believe this you forced me to make dinner then you're an hour late and you forget the one little thing that I asked you to do really girls's not cool well you manads aren't any better you lied about going to the game you knew it would make you late and you still went anyway hey I'm getting a little tired of this okay we said we're sorry it's Thanksgiving for Pete's sakes a day of forgiveness it's a day to be thankful don't make me come up there too late for a apologies fine let's just go I don't need you stupid dinner that would be a lot more convincing if you weren't drooling oh is that what that is come on you guys let's just do our own Thanksgiving yeah I'll cook yeah let's go out hey yeah you three have a nice Thanksgiving the three of us yeah you Chan and the [Applause] vein oh it's my wedding planner she's driving me crazy hello hey okay stop screaming okay so halib it all right so salmon either way I don't I don't it doesn't matter to me well it matters to me well I don't care so you pick did you just hang up on me all right look I need you at the rehearsal dinner tonight at 18800 hours uh-huh okay what time is that you don't know military time well I must have been in missile training the day they taught that just subtract 12 okay so 1,800 - 12 is 1,788 6:00 okay hold on yeah Geller here no I said it has to be there by 4:00 goodbye God how hard is it to make an ice sculpture ice sculpture that sounds really fancy I told you I just want a simple wedding please honey leave the details to me now I want to make this day as special for you as I can now okay I was thinking that the harpus should wear white well harpus my friend marjorie's playing the steel drums oh she backed out she did why I made her steel drums don't really say elegant wedding nor does margery's overwhelming scent hey she will shower when Tibet is free Monica it's 6:30 in the morning we're not working out it's over no way with one pound to go come on we're working we're moving we're in the Z grooving okay I don't I don't mind the last pound okay in fact I kind of like the last pound okay so don't make me do anything that I'll regret what you going to do fat boy huh what nothing except tell you uh I think it's wonderful how much energy you have well thanks I mean especially considering how tough it's been for you to find work you know you know I mean you can't tell your parents you were fired because they'd be disappointed uh-huh and it's not as if you have a boyfriend's shoulder to cry on well no but I I mean if it were me I think I'd have difficulty just getting out of bad at all you know I try to stay positive so you you feel like going for a run all right because you know you don't have to if you want you could just take a nap right here okay just for a little while [Music] [Applause] okay hey what are you guys doing making holiday candy for the Neighbors I'm sorry who I'm going to hang this basket on the door and then when the neighbors walk by they can all take a piece but we don't know the neighbors I do there's uh let's say guy with a mustache smokes a lot lady and kids I've seen and a redhaired guy who does not like to be called Rusty see this is exactly why I'm making this candy we can learn their names and get to know our neighbors wouldn't it be easier if we just moved can't find garbage bags oh why I think I saw something in here what is it I don't know but maybe if we keep that drawer shut it'll die we're living [Music] here what what what is did you see the size of the closet I can't believe we live here here we're in trouble here we've only got 12 hours and 36 minutes left move move move Monica I feel like you should have German subtitles Joey speed it up I'm sorry it's the pigs they're reluctant to get in the blankets Monica how did this happened I thought you had this all planned out do you want me to cry is that what you want do you want to see me cry sir no sir all right you what no look I told you I am not a part of this thing all right look Ross I realize that you have issues with Carol and Susan and I feel for you I do but if you don't help me cook I'm going to take a bunch of those little hot dogs and create a new appetizer called pigs and Ross all right ball of melon hey how come I'm stuck dicing when he gets to ball a melon guys hurry up the flight leaves in 4 hours it could take time to get a taxi there could be traffic the plane could leave early when we get to London there could be a line of Customs come on 6our trip to London that's a lot of Monica passport check camera check traveler checks check who are you saying check to myself you know for remembering to pack the thing now you do a good thing you get a check my mom does it I never realized it was weird hey my mom used to put her head in the oven actually she only did it the one time that it's pretty weird hey hey hey are you ready yet yep you got the tickets oh got them right here check it's all London baby here we go you got your passport yeah my third drawer in my dresser you don't want to lose that oh there it is [Music]

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Published: Sun May 26 2024