Catering Crises | The Big Bang Theory

buonasera Luigi's Pizza buonasera that means Good Evening in Italian may I say having to explain that to you calls into question the authenticity of your restorante okay I'm out of here un momento oh For Heaven's Sake now you're being deliberately stupid where are you going I'm having dinner with PR up rajes I think Howard's going to be there you want to join us but tonight's Thursday on Thursdays everybody comes over here and has pizza or a reasonable fact simile prepared by someone claiming to be Luigi but who sounds suspiciously like Jackie Chan can we make a onetime exception for tonight we could we could also stop using the letter M but I think that idea is is guided and aonic just come with me to Rogers Well I don't want to go to a party it's not a party it's the same group of people who hang out here hanging out over there I'm sorry but five people eating and chatting is a party how come it's not a party when we do it here because we don't throw parties I don't know what to tell you Sheldon I'm going to see Pria everyone's over there are you coming or not no sir and do you know why in a word tradition every Thursday night for the last eight years you and I and our friends have gathered here in this very spot to break bread covered with cheese and sauce discuss the issues of the day and yes share a laugh or two but I I guess our Rich Heritage means nothing to you I guess you're right see you later wait Leonard wait what am I going to do for dinner come with me to Raj's and eat there well I can't do that what if he serves haggus and blood pudding I really doubt that's what he'll serve but what if he does I'll be obliged to dine on liver and lung stuffed in a sheep stomach and frankly blood pudding is essentially the same thing I don't know why he's serving both what do you want to do do you want to come with me or do you want to sit here alone no I'll go to your haggus party I'm telling you this is adness this is utter and complete adness hi hey what you got there oh I grabbed a sandwich of the food truck out front well now hold on tonight is Friday and I believe you know what that means and my fun Young Life took a drastic turn somewhere no but yeah no that means it's Chinese food night yeah and you have Chinese food so eat it but I can smell your pastrami we can all hear your complaining so no one's happy it does smell good it is I had one the other day what is happening everybody's supposed to be eating Chinese food well actually I believe the Chinese may have invented the sandwich their dish rujia ma literally means meat between bread so looks like all of us including Penny are eating Chinese food except for you Sheldon you're eating crew I'm sorry I think you're forgetting that the sandwich was invented by John montigue the Earl of Sandwich oh the truck's called pearl of sandwich now I get it all right that smells too good I got to get one of those and I think you're forgetting that there are written documents of meat between bread being eaten in China during the Tang Dynasty you know what I'll go with you and then maybe we just go home I think you're defining bread very Loosely if we go down that road where does it end I would say when we go to bed but you talk in your sleep I don't want to get into this with you right now we'll talk about this when I'm asleep I don't want to talk about it when you're asleep how come we can't talk about it now because I'm eating now fine how's your Mushu no it's great w look at that oh oh maybe the Chinese did invent the sandwich I guess you were right too bad no one's around to hear it h Greek food on pizza night this is the most delightfully cruel thing we've done to Sheldon since we left that fake message from Steven Hawking on his voicemail seriously I wish to discuss your theories of black meet me at the Randy's donut by the a at 2 a.m. what is that you're eating tonight is pizza night I'd like to refer that to my attorney according to what I see here Thursday nights are Fran con's pizza night yes and when Fran conies went out of business we switched to grazianos that's interesting can you just switch restaurants like that Priya a good question Howard turns out you can't according to the document you drew up Sheldon the selection of a new takeout restaurant requires public hearings and a 60-day comment period were those criteria met no this is Greek food Leonard you hate Greek food not as much as you [Applause] fine I'm nothing if not adaptable I got you the lamb kebab thank you if you think about it Greek food isn't that far from Italian food they share a spice poet and what a civilization is the Greeks they gave us science democracy and little cubes of charred meat that tastes like sweat boy seems like forever since the four of us have been out to eat you know just the guys oh God yes we get it you have a girlfriend now little jealous are we no I'm not jealous all right I'd kill a hobo if it would get me laid now can we order oh dear lord they redid the menu so what it's the same food oh is it look at this General so's chicken is no longer listed under Specialties it's now under chicken so yes General so not so the chicken so the question so so why is it no longer a specialty did the chef lose confidence in the dish or himself and look over here shrimp in mobster sauce what is mobster sauce it's obviously a typo perhaps or perhaps this restaurant's now a front for organized crime for all we know the mobster sauce contains actual chunks of deceased Mobsters no no no no I think it just means it's the kind of sauce that Mobsters like it doesn't mean any of that it's a typo you know what let's just get a pizza a good idea we'll go to corly own sure no Mobsters there G penny thanks for buying us dinner MH yeah what's the occasion no no occasion just felt like getting some Chinese cha from my peeps do you remember to ask for the chicken with broccoli to be diced not shredded yes even though the menu description specifies shredded yes brown rice not white yes you stop the Korean grocery and get the good hot mustard yes did you pick up the little sodium soy sauce from the market yes good see how it's Don Leonard so what do we got going on tonight huh playing Halo watching Battle Star drop some Mentos and D Coke you want to watch Battle Star what can I say I got my geek on boys no no PMS is different thank God you're home I need help what's wrong I just got a call back to audition for CSI to play a hooker who gets killed oh I'd watch that but my car is in the shop and I have to be at Universal in 45 minutes okay well I'll take you oh you're a lifesaver I'll run lines with you in the car great and afterward I'll take you all out for Chinese oh actually that's okay we alreadying Chinese food right here they're gone Penny they can't hear you I cannot believe they are letting her just use them like that I me anything she wants they go panting after her like train dogs you know that just last week she had Howard drive all the way to her uncle's house in Orange County to pick up her TV you want T Leonard and me get your television from your ex-boyfriend apples and oranges here Sheldon I'm telling you that girl is a user skating through life on her looks taking advantage of innocent weak-willed men getting auditions for stupid network shows it just creams my corn may I interject something here please you got the wrong mustard oh lard I don't mean to alarm you but the Chinese food smells funny that's because it's barbecue but it's Chinese food night I picked it you're the one who told me to stop being such a satisficer all the time what I did not I just pointed out that you were one it's what I like best about you well that and those little notes you leave in my lunch I leave those well that's disappointing I already know that you heart me now I don't know if Leonard does well this is what we're having for dinner you can eat it or not I don't care I guess that answers the heart question it's fine we'll have barbecue oh of course I am nothing if not flexible I am sure that at some point in the 3,000 year history of the Chinese Empire a Cavalry man crossing the goby desert was forced by hunger to eat his own horse and roasted over a campfire hence Chinese barbecue let's eat you I'm sorry I didn't watch the news today has the whole world gone mad it's my house I'm tired of being told where I can and can't sit you did this Amy grab your meat we're leaving in a huff I'm sorry if I don't go now it's not a huff don't take this the wrong way but that was even more exciting the sex don't take this the wrong way but yes it was I'm sorry we cannot do this without walowitz we can't order Chinese food without walowitz let me walk you through it our standard order is the steam dumpling appetizer General SE chicken beef with broccoli shrimp with lobster sauce and vegetable lowain do you see the problem I see a problem our entire order is predicated on four dumplings and four Entre divided amongst four people so we'll just order three Entre fine what do you want to eliminate and who gets the extra dumpling we could cut it into thirds then it's no longer a dumpling once you cut it open it is at best a very small Open Face Sandwich oh hi fellas oh was your annoying little friend who thinks he speaks Mandarin he's putting his needs ahead of the Collective good where he comes from that's punishable by death I come from Sacramento can we get an order of dumplings but with three instead of four no substitutions this isn't a substitution it's a reduction okay no reductions fine uh bring us three orders of dumplings that's 12 will'll each have four well that works no if we fill up on dumplings we need to eliminate another entree no eliminations if we have extra we'll just take the leftovers home and divide it how I'm telling you we cannot do this without walowitz walowitz is with his new girlfriend if you had let me invite Penny then you would have had your fork have you seen Penny eat Chinese food she uses a fork and she double dips her egg rolls we don't order egg rolls exactly but we'd have to if she was here can we please make a decision not only that children Starving in India there's an Indian starving right here there's an idea why don't we just go out for Indian food no you are nice boys tell you what I'm going to do I'm going to bring you the four dumplings when I'm walking over to the table maybe I get bumped one of the dumplings fall to the floor no one has to know I'll know how about soup yeah we can always divide soup what about the wons Sheldon think this through you're going to ask Howard to choose between sex and Halo no I'm going to ask him to choose between sex and Halo 3 as far as I know sex has not been upgraded to include high def graphics and enhanced weapon systems you're right all sex has is nudity orgasms and human contact my point I'm just saying you can take the damn plastic off the couch once in a while why so you and how can hump on itous ladies I'm sure there's a middle ground shut up you guys talk I'm going to take my scooter out for a little spin you happy you drove your own son out of the house why don't you stop fting in you don't belong what you guys doing here it's Halo night he's not a man he's a PT and don't you take that tone with me you gold digger what did you call me you heard me and I'll tell you something else you're barking up the wrong tree cuz as long as you're around Howard is out of the will you know what I got better offers I'm out of here that's right go back to Mable on you HOA so Halo night huh I thought she was the of Omaha did you remember to ask for the chicken with broccoli to be diced not shredded yes even though the menu description specify shredded yes brown rice not white yes did you stop at the Korean grocery and get the good hot mustard yes did you pick up the little sodium soy sauce from the market yes thank you you're welcome what took you so long just sit down and eat fine all right it's shredded what do you want me to do want you to check before you accept the order sorry were you distracted by the possibility that cther poly might have intercourse with Penny tonight he's not going to have intercourse with Penny then there's no excuse for this chicken who wants the last dumpling oh me penny a moment we just had thae food and in that culture the last morsel is called the greni piece and it is reserved for the most important and valued member of the group thank you all for this high honor I've seen pictures of your mother keep eating all right honey if we're going to make the movie we should go this may be hard for you to hear but when I say honey I mean my fianceé yeah well now it means her it's okay if you wants to come fine but next time we get a sitter okay it's done look guys for the future I don't mind killing the big spiders but you have to at least try with the little ones Penny please we're facing a far more serious problem than stray arachnids Sheldon it's not that bad not bad it's horrible I mean you hear stories about this sort of thing but you never think it'll happen to you so they steamed your dumplings get over it new topic please all right Penny let me take this opportunity to point out that you are looking particularly ravishing today not with a thousand condoms Howard so there is a number okay new topic please hey did you hear the people upstairs in 5A are moving out the people upstairs are moving out no the horror why would you just say something like that no no no no no how else was I supposed to say it slowly like putting a new fish in a tank you don't just drop it in let the bag sit in the water a while the horror sheld then I'm sure it's going to be fine no it's not going to be fine change is never fine they say it is but it's not okay honey did you even know the people that are moving out I never met them that's what made them perfect there were no awkward hellos in the Halls there's no clickey clacking of high heel shoes on hardwood floors they may as well been a family of cats just jumping around from drape to drape without that annoying ammonia urine smell well I'm sure the new people will be just as quiet you can't know that how can you possibly know that you're right I can't you know what anyone could rent that apartment now an opera singer the cast of Stomp yeah a tap dancing pirate with a wooden leg why are you making it worse I tried making it better he wouldn't go for it you're right that's a great idea what I'll take the apartment upstairs I can finally get away from my mother and we can all spend some more time together if you catch my drift the horror [Applause] [Music]

Channel: Big Bang Theory

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Keywords: Comedy, TV, Funny, The Big Bang Theory, Sheldon, Penny, Leonard, Laughing, Warner Bros.

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Length: 19min 36sec (1176 seconds)

Published: Fri Jun 28 2024