The Underrated Ones From Season 2 | Friends

[Music] mom would you relax that was 10 blocks from here and the woman was walking alone at night I would never do that Mom come on stop worrying this is a safe Street this is a safe building there's nothing I got to go I got to go I got to go okay that's fine you just read the paper I'm gonna get a pot it's not for [Music] you okay that's fine read the Family Circus enjoy the gentle comedy oh my my oh [Laughter] God it's open you guys hi hey hey can I help you yeah I'm looking for Phoebe does she still live here uh no she doesn't but I can I can get a message to her great uh just tell her her husband stop by her what I'll be pleased to know that I have a date tomorrow night this woman Allison from work she is great she's pretty she's smart and and uh I've been holding off asking her out in the past because she has a uh unusually large head but I'm not going to let that stuff hang me up anymore look at me I'm [Applause] growing oh my major was totally useless I mean how often do you look in the classifi and see philosopher wanted sure my God that's a big head didn't look this big in the office maybe it's the lighting my head must look like a golf ball at work all right don't get hung up on it quick quick list five things you like about her nice smile good dresser big head big head big head hey hey hey how much did you guys tip the super this year yeah we were going to give 50 but if you guys gave more we don't want to look bad oh actually this year we just made him homemade cookies and 25 it is you gave him cookies money is so impersonal cookies says someone really cares all right we're broke but cookies do say that I can see that I play a brownies once told me a limmer peep let me ask you something were these uh funny brownies not especially but you know what I think they had pot in them so you guys who else did you tip with cookies uh the mailman the super oh and the newspaper delivery guy oh my God what I don't think you're going to like this oh gosh oh there's a cookie smashed in the sports section oh look can he did my crossw word puzzle yeah but not very well unless 14 across gerswin musical actually is bite me bite me bite me bite Ross Ross Ross Ross hi hi are you a uh friend of Rachel's yes yes I am are you a uh a friend of Rachels actually I'm uh kind of a you know a date type thing of Rachel a date yeah I'm her date oh oh you're uh oh you're the DAT you know this is actually good because if we ever lose Ross we have a spare oh you are the uh paleontologist yes yes I am and you are a harod dantist see now as different as night and later that night well I am going to uh get a beverage uh it was nice nice uh meeting you ditto I uh well I I met Russ oh hey I didn't know we were uh seeing other people well we're not seeing each other huh so well uh for your information there's a woman at the Museum who's curator of moths and other uh winged things who's uh let it be known that she is drawn to me much like a well you know well so far I've been keeping her at Bay but if this is the deal well yeah this is the deal okay well um have a nice evening thank you Russ you ready yeah bye bye hi she's dating she's dating yes yes but did you see who she was dating what do you mean do you not see it see what I don't know what she seeson in that goober and and takes him what like like I don't know uh hello a week to get out of sentence yeah it's annoying isn't it yeah hey we're having some fun now huh Ross want to do another one huh Ross okay 11 letters atomic element number 101 ends in IEM dysprosium dysprosium trendium and weenie number two has itless of course nine down Nights in White Satin was sung by the duty Blues wait you don't see it you actually don't see it what okay honey you're dating Ross no babes I'm dating Ross Russ is Ross Russ Ross Steve sleeve okay no one is named sleeve baby what the hell are you talking about other than their names being similar I'm sorry I do not see what you're seeing for your information it's a card sharp not a card shark you could not be more wrong you could try but you would not be successful okay I want to get some more coffee before the pinching and eye poking begins I know what your problem is oh you do do you mhm you're jealous uh of what you're jealous because I'm a real doctor hey you're a doctor of gums that's the smallest body part you can major in it's like day one floss day two here's your deploma you listen no no let me finish no let me finish no you let me hi hi ew e we have gut to get you lazy boys out of these chairs hey no you should go outside and be with the three-dimensional people no inside good outside bad you guys are so pathetic oh oh Zan [Laughter] do she's one of us now hi you guys hey hey now we just want to stop by and uh say good night good night look at that they won't even turn the heads all right you guys taking off my shirt okay Chandler mon there's only one banana nut muffin left oh well order mine first yeah but I'm I'm so much faster give it to me no give it to me okay you can have it there you go enjoy your coffee that was there when I got here hey you guys you will never guess who's coming to New York quick Phoebe tell us before you can swallow okay Ryan that guy I went out with who's in the Navy you went out with a guy in the Navy yeah I met when I was um playing guitar in Washington Square Park Ryan threw in saltwater taffy cuz he didn't have any change hey is that when you wrote saltwater taffy man no no he is my submarine guy he resurfaces like every couple years and we have the most amazing three days together only this time he's coming for two weeks two whole weeks which means yay so wait this guy goes down for like two years at a time that'll teach you to lick my muffin hi oh no what happened I just spoke to Carol Ben's got the chicken poox yeah so if you haven't already had it chances are you're going to get it well I've had it yeah I've had it had it had it well I haven't ever had it I feel so left out oh look this is my son having lunch okay it's going to happen a lot so you better get used to it now if you have any problem with it if you're uncomfortable just ask questions Carol's fine with it come on Carol Carol I was just wondering if Joey could ask you a question about breastfeeding sure uh does it hurt did it first but not anymore Chandler so uh how often can you do it as much as he needs oh oh okay I got one I got one uh if he blows into one does the other one get bigger okay thanks for coming I hope you guys had fun all right Monica dear I'm going to hit the road now I've left my 10 verbs on the table yes and you be sure and send me that finished poem okay we'll do I'm so glad you came I think I saw Rachel out in the hall okay let me go check oh all right your mom wants to Say Goodbye Oh happy birthday sweetie okay uh you drive safe okay Ross what are you doing I'm getting ready for the water skiing big come on big how are you well uh Dr GRE where you going to get my coat all right all right I can get my own coat sorry we're on a major fla high oh no no you're not supposed to be here cuz this the staging area you should it's all wrong you should leave you know just get [Applause] out or perhaps you'd like a creme de have to be heading toward my chatau thank you oh all right well then I guess we're going back into the hallway again thanks for coming Mrs Green [Applause] okay you take care oh you kids well this is the best party I've been to in years thank you uh morning okay hey do you guys think you could uh close your eyes for just a sec oh no no no no I'm not falling for that again what's going on well I I sort of did a stupid thing last night what stupid thing did you do okay Pao why don't you just go get dressed and you be on your way okay byebye Rachel how did this happen I don't know I just kind of ran into him last night where at his apartment is this juice whoa waa and the fact that you dumped him cuz he hit on Phoebe oh God I know I'm pathetic I'm a loser honey you're not pathetic you're just you're sad yeah I mean people do stupid things when they're upset my God if I had a nickel for every guy I wish I hadn't hey hey check it out guess what I got rhythm no my first fan mail check it out dear Dr raore know that I love you and would do anything to have you gosh you're not so secret admirer Erica Ford oh wait PS in close please find 14 of my eyelashes you know in crazy world that means you're married this wasn't address to Days of Our Lives this is this came to your apartment there's no stamp on it this woman was in our building oh my God I got my very own stalker go into the light Mr hecko okay phoi I'm sorry but sometimes they need help here we go that's fine go ahead and scoff you know there are a lot of things out there that I don't believe in but that doesn't mean they're not true such as like crops circles or the Bermuda Triangle or Evolution who who wo W but you don't uh you don't believe in evolution no not really you don't believe in evolution I don't know it's just you know monkeys Darwin you know it's it's a nice story I just think it's a little too easy too easy too the process of every living thing on this planet evolving over millions of years from single- celled organisms is is too easy yeah I just don't buy it uh excuse me evolution is not for you to buy Phoebe evolution is scientific fact like like like the air we breathe like gravity oh okay don't get me started on gravity you uh you don't believe in Gra well it's not so much that you know like I don't believe in it you know it's just I don't know lately I get the feeling that I'm not so much being pulled down as I am being pushed hey look Joey I'm just saying if you need something to hold you over I can get you a job right here as an entry-level processor but don't you need experience for a job like that it's not that hard to learn and ask for people realizing that you have no idea what you're doing hey you're an actor act like a processor people will think you're a processor hey Chandler here's this morning's projection hey thanks Scott Alexander Joey triani Joey is a uh fellow processor no kidding oh yeah yeah I process people want the processing I'm the one they call where do you work uh well right now I'm in between things you know how it is one day you're processing the next day you're not so much processing more I was just telling Joey about the opening in fleshman's group fleshman's group whatever you do don't touch his sandwiches are all you processors dorks hey hey where is he where's Richard did you ditch him yeah right after we stole his lunch money and gave him a wedgie what's the matter with you he's parking the car don't you guys have fun your boyfriend is so cool really yeah he let us drive his Jaguar joy for 12 blocks me for 15 wow he must like you the best oh what about that thing he did when he tipped a guy who showed us to our seats he never even saw the money it was like this hey Chandler thanks for showing us to our seats you're welcome hey Joey thanks for parking the car no problem hey Chandler I think they get it okay there's the man hey hey hey you're getting better I'm going to keep this by the way he kept my dollar I maybe you were on the right track with that whole you know spontaneous thing I mean women really like that really yeah I mean you know I mean if it were me I I you know I'd want you to what I don't know i' catch me off guard you know with like a really good kiss you know really sort of um soft at first and then maybe um brush the hair away from my face and then look far into my eyes in a way that lets me know something amazing is about to happen mhm and then I don't know then you you'd pull me really close to you so that so that I'd be pressed up you know right against you and um it would get kind of sweaty and uh and blurry and then it's just happening thanks M good night talk about your bad luck I mean the first time you try panties and someone walks off with your clothes I was not trying them out Susie asked me to wear them well let me see no I'm not letting you or anybody else see ever all right all right whoa someone's flossing Joey uh some people don't like that Chandler's wearing panties what let me see no no you don't have to see hi tushy all right one of you give me your under oh no no no can't help you I'm not wearing any how can you not be wearing any underwear oh I'm getting heat from the guy in the hot pink thong all right look Ross I'll give you $50 for your underpants he hey [Applause] [Music]

Channel: Friends

Views: 263,427

Keywords:

Id: A2iD7ZUUHTM

Length: 21min 1sec (1261 seconds)

Published: Fri Jun 28 2024