>>OH RIGHT THERE.
>>UH! >>HEY GUYS.
GUYS, I GOT IT. MURDER CITY MAYHEM.
CRITICS SAY IT'S THE MOST REALISTIC GAME OF ALL TIME.
>>DO WE HAVE ENOUGH SUPPLIES TO LAST US THROUGH THE WINTER?
>>YEAH, WE WON'T EVEN HAVE TO STOP PLAYING. I'VE GOT FOOD, DRINKS, AND DEPENDS.
>>I CALL NEXT AFTER JASON. >>PLEASE STAND IN FRONT OF THE SCREEN.
>>DUDE, YOU GET TO PLAY YOURSELF. >>THE GRAPHICS ARE AMAZING.
>>GIVE ME THIS. >>IT'S LIKE YOU'RE ACTUALLY THERE.
>>YEAH. >>YOUR OBJECTIVE IS TO INFILTRATE YOUR RIVAL GANG
AND STEAL THEIR SECRET PLANS. >>COPY THAT.
[GUN COCKING] LET'S GO TO WAR. >>I LOVE THIS SO MUCH.
>>THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF ALL THE DAYS! >>OKAY GENTLEMEN.
I LOVE MY HAIR IN THIS. >>YEAH, IT'S REALLY GOOD LOOKING.
>>I SHOULD GO TO WAR. >>OKAY.
OH, OOPS. IT'S ON INVERTED.
HOLD ON. OKAY, GOT IT.
ALL RIGHT. BACK IN BUSINESS.
>>OH, OH! TAKE OUT THAT GUARD.
>>OKAY GOTCHA! >>HERE WE GO.
>>OKAY CALM DOWN, WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS. OKAY?
>>OH YEAH! >>CONGRATULATIONS, WANTED LEVEL INCREASED.
>>OH YEAH! OH PHONE CALL.
HERE. IT'S PROBABLY THE PRESIDENT OR SOMETHING.
>>JASON, I JUST SAW YOUR NAME ON THE NEWS. WHAT'S GOING ON?
>>WOW. THAT ACTUALLY SOUNDS LIKE YOUR MOM.
THAT'S CRAZY. >>TURN YOURSELF IN JASON.
THINK OF THE EXAMPLE YOU ARE SETTING FOR YOUR YOUNGER SIBLINGS.
>>YEAH, YOU DON'T KNOW ME VIDEO-GAME MOM! >>YEAH [LAUGHTER]
YEAH! >>ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED.
PARENT'S HEART BROKEN. >>OH MAN.
THIS GAME IS REALISTIC RIGHT? >>RUN AWAY FROM THOSE GUYS
BEFORE THEY KILL YOU. >>YEAH, GOTCHA.
OKAY. >>HERE WE GO.
ALL RIGHT. JUMP KICK!
>>BOOM! YEAH.
YOU THINK THAT'S NICE. CHECK THIS OUT HEEL CLICK!
>>QUICK, STEAL THAT CAR. >>GET OUT OF THE CAR.
GET OUT OF THE CAR! >>I HAVE A FAMILY!
PLEASE. >>WHAT ARE YOU DOING? IT'S JUST A GAME.
I'VE SEEN YOU PULL OLD WOMAN OUT OF THEIR CARS AND
THEN BURN THEIR WALKERS! >>OKAY THIS IS DIFFERENT MAN!
JUST, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. >>REALLY?
>>I GOT THIS, I GOT THIS. HE DRIVES A MINI-VAN.
HE'S PROBABLY STRUGGLING. >>NO!
>>JUST GO. >>YEAH LOOK.
SEE HOW GRATEFUL HE IS? >>WHAT?
>>OH! >>THAT COULD HAVE BEEN AN ACCIDENT GUYS.
WE SHOULDN'T JUDGE. >>UNGRATEFUL.
>>WHY? >>WOW.
>>NO! >>OKAY, WELL I HOPE YOU LEARNED YOUR LESSON.
THIS ISN'T GOOD SAMARITAN MAYHEM. GO STEAL ANOTHER CAR.
>>WAIT, NO, NO, NO. I GOT A BETTER IDEA.
>>OH. YES!
GREAT IDEA! ROB THAT BANK!
>>YOU'RE GOING TO NEED SOME MORE MONEY. >>I KNOW.
>>STEALING FROM PEOPLE-- >>ALL RIGHT. >>I GOT THIS.
>>WHAT ARE YOU DOING? >>I'M APPLYING FOR A CAR LOAN.
IT'S THE RESPONSIBLE THING TO DO. >>NO!
>>LOOK AT THAT INTEREST RATE! >>YOU'RE BORROWING A 25.8 AND IT'S ADJUSTABLE!
>>ALL RIGHT. THAT WAS THE RIGHT THING TO DO.
>>GIVE ME THAT CONTROLLER. WHO'S THE BOSS NOW?
>>OH! >>THAT'S HOW YOU PLAY!
>>YEAH, MATT KNOWS HOW TO PLAY. >>THIS IS HOW YOU GET AN AUTO-LOAN.
>>A BAZOOKA, REALLY? >>OH.
YOU JUST GOT TO BE STRONG. [BABY CRYING] >>NO!
NOT MY BABY! >>THAT IS A BABY AND THAT IS RETIRED NAVY
SEAL, AND THAT IS A BABY SEAL.
THAT IS ADORABLE. TAKE THIS.
>>OH! [EXPLOSION] >>ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED,
BABY SEAL TERMINATED. >>THE COPS ARE COMING, YOU GOT
TO GET OUT OF HERE. >>I CAN FIX THIS!
I CAN FIX THIS! >>YOU GOT TO CHANGE YOUR CLOTHES.
THEY'RE GOING TO RECOGNIZE YOU! >>GOOD IDEA.
ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. LET'S GO UM-- HOW ABOUT THAT?
THERE WE GO. >>ARE YOU A HOTDOG?
>>OKAY, LOOK GUYS! I'M UNDER A LOT OF STRESS.
IT DOESN'T MATTER. I JUST GOT TO GET OUT OF THERE.
>>GO OUT THE BACK DOOR. >>OKAY, HERE WE GO.
OUT THE BACK DOOR. WE'RE GOOD.
>>NO. >>ALL RIGHT.
OKAY LOOK. >>ALL RIGHT.
>>HEART ATTACK. NICE KILL.
>>NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! I'M SORRY!
I'M SORRY. >>WHY?
IF YOU WERE WEARING NORMAL CLOTHES... >>NO!
OH! >>FAMILY PUSHED INTO ONCOMING TRAFFIC.
>>YOU CAN SAVE THAT GUY! >>PERSON SAVED.
>>EL DIABLO. >>THANK YOU.
[LAUGHTER] >>THAT IS IT! NO MORE OF THIS GAME!
>>WHO DESIGNED THIS? >>COME ON!
>>AND WHY ARE THEY SO TALENTED? >>STUPID GAME!
DIE! I HATE IT SO MUCH.
UH! [PHONE DIALING] HEY MOM?
>>JASON? >>I JUST WANT, I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT
I LOVE YOU AND I'M SORRY FOR ANYTHING I'VE EVER DONE BAD.
>>--YOU KNOW, I APPRECIATE THE SENTIMENT JASON, BUT CAN I CALL YOU BACK?
>>WHAT? >>YOU SEE, I'M PLAYING MURDER CITY
MAYHEM AND THESE BABY SEALS AREN'T GOING TO KILL THEMSELVES.
>>MOM?
