Spidey Senseless

I'M HOME-- WHAT IN THE WORLD? HONEY? HONEY? WHITNEY, THERE IS A GIANT SPIDER UNDER THE BOWL. RUN FOR YOUR LIFE. WE'LL RENDEZVOUS IN NOVA SCOTIA. FOR CRYING OUT LOUD. WHITNEY, OKAY I'VE PACKED OUR BAGS. I BOUGHT OUR PLANE TICKET-- WHERE IS THE SPIDER? IT WASN'T UNDER THE BOWL. IT'S FREE? CALL 9-1-1. [TEXT NOTIFICATION] OH WAIT, I'M GETTING A TEXT. FROM YOU! WHAT NO! MY PHONE GOT TRAPPED UNDER THE BOWL WITH THE SPIDER. ARE YOU REALLY SUGGESTING THAT A SPIDER IS TEXT-- [TEXT NOTIFICATION] TIME TO DIE HUMANS... WHAT? WHAT'S GOING ON? OKAY, WHEN I SAW IT THE FIRST THING I DID WAS, WELL REGRET NOT BUYING A FIREARM-- YEAH-- BUT THEN I TOOK MY SHOE TO IT AND MISSED! IT LAUNCHED IT AT ME SO I TRIED TO DODGE, BUT THEN JUST RAN INTO THE WALL. IT WAS ALL A BLUR, BUT BY SOME MIRACLE TRAPPED IT UNDER THE BOWL. THAT THING IS A NINJA. [INDISTINCTIVE NOISE] DID YOU HEAR THAT? YEAH. LET'S JUST LEAVE. OR BURN DOWN THE HOUSE. OH IT'S LOCKED OR JAMMED OR SOMETHING! [TEXT NOTIFICATION] YOU'RE NOT GETTING OUT THAT EASILY. NO. [TEXT NOTIFICATION] I WOULDN'T TRY THE KITCHEN EITHER. [TEXT NOTIFICATION] AND THE WINDOWS ARE COVERED IN SAUR KRAUT. WHAT? [TEXT NOTIFICATION] WEBS. STUPID AUTO CORRECT. HE TEXTS SO FAST. WELL HE DOES HAVE EIGHT LEGS. OH AND NOTHING IN THIS WORLD SHOULD HAVE EIGHT LEGS. YEAH, I KNOW. OH, EXCEPT MAYBE AN OCTOPUS. YEAH. OR CONJOINED TWINS. YEAH. OR A CENTIPEDE THAT'S-- A CENTIPEDE THAT'S HAD A REALLY HARD LIFE. [TEXT NOTIFICATION] STOP TALKING. [TEXT NOTIFICATION] AND START SCREAMING. WHAT? [SCREAMING] JEREMY. BRO, WHERE'S THE CAKE? CAKE? ADAM TEXTED ME TO COME OVER FOR CAKE. WHAT? [SCREAMING] THE LIGHTS AREN'T WORKING! WAIT I'M GOING TO GO FIND THE CIRCUIT BREAKER. JER- JEREMY DON'T LEAVE ME. JEREMY? JEREMY? JEREMY? JEREMY! YOU'LL NEVER GET HIM BACK! WHAT? NO! JEREMY! JAMES? HELP ME! [SCREAMING] TAKE HER FIRST. WHAT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN? OH. I FOUND THE CAKE. AND I KILLED A SPIDER. [TEXT NOTIFICATION] GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD. [SIGHS OF RELIEF] OH THANK YOU SO MUCH JEREMY. [TEXT NOTIFICATION] P.S. I BEAT YOUR HIGH SCORE ON BEJEWELED. WHAT? NO!

Channel: Studio C

Views: 2,317,110

Rating: 4.9416723 out of 5

Keywords: Studio C, BYUtv, BYU Television (TV Network), Spiders, Spider, Spider Man, scray, texting, spoof, humor, funny, parody, comedy, college humor, college, BYU, DC, Divine Comedy, Sketch, Sketch Comedy (TV Genre), Whintey Call, Jeremy Warner

Id: jHSAAOeJ6m0

Length: 3min 33sec (213 seconds)

Published: Mon Oct 28 2013