Paintball Hold-Up

>>YOU KNOW WHAT? I DON'T THINK YOU GUYS GOT THE GUTS TO PULL THE TRIGGER. >>DON'T PUSH YOUR LUCK MAN. I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE THIS THING. >>HOW LONG DO YOU THINK WE HAVE BEFORE HE REALIZES THAT'S JUST A PAINTBALL GUN? >>I'VE CALLED THE COPS AND THEY'RE ON THEIR WAY SO WE JUST HAVE TO KEEP HIM BUSY FOR A FEW MINUTES UNTIL THEY GET HERE. JUST PLAY ALONG. >>WHAT WAS THAT? >>NOTHING. WE WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED TO THE LAST GUY WHO BROKE INTO OUR HOUSE. >>YEAH. MY HUSBAND BIT OFF HIS HAND AND THEN MADE HIM LOOK AT IT AND THEN SLAPPED HIM FOR DAYS- >>OKAY HONEY, HONEY. I LOVE YOU, BUT LET ME HANDLE THIS. >>OKAY. >>YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M NOT AFRAID OF YOU GUYS. I'M JUST GOING TO WALK RIGHT OUT OF HERE. OW! OW! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ACTUALLY DID IT. OH! IT HURTS SO BAD. I'M GOING TO KILL YOU. >>DON'T MOVE! OR I'LL SHOOT YOU AGAIN! >>COME ON MAN! JUST LET ME GO! THE MOST VALUABLE THING YOU GOT IN THIS DUMP IS A 1998 DEL LAPTOP. >>THAT IS AN ANTIQUE. NOW YOU'RE SEVERELY INJURED SO JUST WAIT THERE AND WHEN THE COPS ARRIVE THEY'LL GIVE YOU THE PROPER MEDICAL ATTENTION. >>OH MAN, I CAN HARDLY FEEL IT ANYMORE. THAT CAN'T BE A GOOD SIGN. >>YEAH, UH, YEAH THE BULLET WENT STRAIGHT THROUGH KID. YOU GOT LUCKY. >>WHAT? I NEED TO SEE. DON'T TURN AROUND! >>AH! OW! YOU SHOT ME AGAIN ARE YOU KIDDING ME? >>YOU GAVE ME NO CHOICE. >>WHAT KIND OF SICK PSYCHO-PATH SHOOTS A MAN TWICE IN THE BACK FOR PETTY THEFT? >>THE MORE YOU PANIC THE MORE YOU BLEED. >>I'M BLEEDING? >>OH, YOU GOT ME GOOD. MY BLOOD IS BRIGHT YELLOW. WHAT ORGAN DID YOU HIT? >>THE APPENDIX. >>WHAT? THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE. I HAD MINE REMOVED WHEN I WAS 12. >>TOO MANY QUESTIONS! >>AH! >>THAT SEEMS EXCESSIVE. >>HOW AM I STILL ALIVE? >>LISTEN, WE ARE ALL UNDER A LOT OF STRESS. >>THAT'S FOUR SHOTS TO THE BACK. I MUST HAVE SOME SORT OF QUICK HEALING POWER. >>DON'T MAKE ME SHOOT YOU AGAIN. >>LOOK! THE WOUNDS HAVE COMPLETELY HEALED THEMSELVES. NOW THEY JUST LOOK LIKE REALLY BAD WELTS. I'M THE NEXT WOLVERINE BABY. >>HONEY, HONEY JUST LET HIM GO. >>NO. IT'S TOO LATE FOR THAT. WE'RE PASSED THE POINT OF NO RETURN. >>I'M TAKING YOU DOWN. [SCREAMING] >>FREEZE! >>DON'T MOVE OR WE'LL SHOOT! >>GO AHEAD! I CAN TAKE IT! >>NO! NO, LISTEN TO THEM. THEIR GUNS ARE DIFFERENT. >>FOOLISH HUMANS. NO BULLETS CAN DEFEAT ME. AH! OH, YOU THINK YOU'VE WON MORTALS? WAIT UNTIL MY CLAWS GROW IN AND I BREAK THE PRISON WALLS AND SEEK OUT MY REVENGE? >>ALL RIGHT. STOP RIGHT THERE! [GUN SHOT] >>OH NO! >>AH! OH, IT HURTS SO MUCH WORSE NOW! OH MAN! APPARENTLY MY LEG MUSCLE DOES NOT HAVE THE QUICK HEALING POWER. >>JUST STOP SCREAMING WE'LL GET YOU TO A HOSPITAL. >>SILVER LINING GUYS. MY BLOOD IS NO LONGER BRIGHT YELLOW!

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Keywords: BYUtv, BYU tv, BYUtelevision, Studio C, StudioC, BYU Television (Award Winner), Footage (Media Genre), Camera, Recording, Security Camera Footage of Home Intruder Being Shot - Studio C, Security Camera Footage of Home Intruder Being Shot, Security Camera, Home Intruder, Being Shot, Robber Being Shot, Paintball Gun, Paintball Hold Up, Paintball (Sport), Police, Robbery, Matt Meese, Jason Gray, Mallory Everton, James Perry, Stephen Meek, Sketch Comedy (TV Genre)

Id: u1PgPvd9OJU

Length: 3min 39sec (219 seconds)

Published: Tue Oct 14 2014