Shotgun Court

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>>SHOT GUN! >>I CALLED IT FIRST! I GET SHOTGUN. >>NO. WAIT, YOU’RE STILL ON THE SIDEWALK. YOU HAVE TO BE ON THE SAME SURFACE AS THE CAR. >>NO, THAT’S NOT THE RULE. YOU JUST HAVE TO BE IN LINE OF SIGHT OF THE CAR, WHICH I WAS. >>FINE, SHOTGUN NO BATTLE! >>SHOTGUN! NO BATTLE NO CONTEST! >>SHOTGUN NO BATTLE, NO CONTEST, SHOTGUN COURT. >>SHOTGUN COURT, WHAT’S SHOTGUN COURT? >>HELLO MS. CALL. >>WAIT, WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE? >>I AM YOUR ATTORNEY. >>HI. >>OYE, OYE, OYE! ALL RISE FOR THE HONORABLE JUDGE EVERTON. >>YOU MAY BE SEATED. >>UM, YOUR HONOR ACCORDING TO THE DIBS AND REGULARIZATION ACT OF 1996, A PARTY LIKE STANDING TO CALL SHOTGUN UNLESS THEY’RE ON THE SAME SURFACE OF THE VEHICLE AS WAS MY CLIENT IN THIS CASE. >>WHILE TRUE YOUR HONOR, THE AWKWARDNESS AMENDMENT OF 2002 PROVIDES AN EXCEPTION REQUIRING THAT ALL MEMBERS OF AN AWKWARD LOVE TRIANGLE BE SEATED TOGETHER IN THE BACKSEAT. >>AND IS THERE SUCH A LOVE TRIANGLE HERE COUNSELOR? >>I CALL MATT, NATALIE, AND WHITNEY TO THE STAND. >>OH NO. >>PLACE YOUR HANDS ON YOUR IPHONES. DO YOU SOLEMNLY SWEAR TO GIVE THE PROCESS OF DECIDING WHO RIDES SHOTGUN AND IRRATIONAL AMOUNT OF ATTENTION AND SOCIAL SETTINGS? >>I DO. >>SERIOUSLY, WHAT’S HAPPENING? >>WHITNEY. YOU HAVE FEELINGS FOR MATT, DON’T YOU? >>UH... >>THAT’S A YES. >>I DIDN’T SAY YES. >>LET THE RECORD SHOW THAT MS. CALL DID NOT SAY YES, BUT WE ALL KNOW SHE IS CRUSHING ON MATT HARD. >>MHM. AND NATALIE, YOU LIKE MATT TOO CORRECT? >>WELL-- >>JINX. >>YOUR WITNESSED IS JINXED AND CAN NO LONGER TESTIFY. >>UH, DANG IT. NO, WAIT. I HAVE A COKE. >>IT DOESN’T MATTER ADAM. NO LOVE TRIANGLE EXISTS HERE AND EVEN IF IT DID, YOU WOULDN’T HEAR IT FROM ME. >>MATT YOU HAVE FEELINGS FOR NATALIE AND WHITNEY, DON’T YOU? >>NO! DANG IT. [GAVEL BANGING] >>I’VE SEEN ENOUGH. AWKWARDNESS AMENDMENT APPLIES. THE THREE OF YOU MUST SIT IN THE BACKSEAT TOGETHER AND FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE AS YOU TRY AND GET ALL THE SEATBELTS BUCKLED. NOW COUNSELOR, AT THIS POINT IT LOOKS LIKE NO ONE WILL HAVE THE FRONT SEAT. >>NORMALLY, YES YOUR HONOR, BUT I WOULD LIKE TO SUBMIT EVIDENCE THAT LAST THURSDAY WHITNEY FORWARDED AN EMAIL TO ALL OF HER FRIENDS PROMISING HER GOOD LUCK FOR A WHOLE WEEK. >>IT MIGHT BE ENOUGH-- >>AND MATT DECLINED TO FORWARD THE VERY SAME EMAIL! [GASP] >>YOU ARE A MENACE TO SOCIETY! >>OKAY, UM, YOUR HONOR WHILE MY CLIENT WAS THE WEAK LINK IN LAST WEEK’S CHAIN LETTER, THAT IS NO GROUNDS FOR CONVICTION. AND AT 11:11 LAST NIGHT HE MADE A WISH TO RIDE SHOTGUN IN JASON’S CAR TODAY. >>THAT IS THE LAMEST WISH EVER, BUT YES. >>AND BY SAYING IT OUT LOUD YOU HAVE MADE IT NULL AND VOID. >>IF THERE ARE NO FURTHER ARGUMENTS-- >>WAIT! MY CLIENT DEMANDS A VERDICT BY GAME OF MASH! [GASP] >>NO ONE HAS INVOKED THAT RIGHT SINCE THE EARLY 90’S, BUT IF YOU INSIST. M-A--- >>AH! SLUG BUG YELLOW! >>FRONT SEAT TO WHITNEY! [GAVEL BANGING] >>NO!
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Channel: Studio C
Views: 3,515,866
Rating: 4.9540434 out of 5
Keywords: Studio C, BYU Television (TV Network), BYUtv
Id: zPBWIq9kxDQ
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Length: 3min 23sec (203 seconds)
Published: Mon Apr 07 2014
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