♪♪ Aaron:<i> Just a little more
to the...</i> [screams] [magical flourish] Oh my gosh! Am I dead? Have I always looked
that bad in those pants? Aaron Fielding! You're dead. You look really bad
in those pants. Come on, I'm here
for your soul. What? No, there must be
some mistake. I thought so too, but it turns out redheads
do, in fact, have them. No, no, I mean,
why am I going with you instead of going to heaven? Don't blame me. This is just the results
of the coin toss. Is that pizza fresh? I don't care. Coin toss? Yeah. It's when two people
flip a coin and they guess
whether it's heads or-- I know what
a coin toss is, I-- Okay, good, because
I was about to be like, "You dumb." My eternal judgment was
decided by a coin toss? Yeah, well, sometimes
it's difficult to know where to put someone
when they die. This is terrible,
by the way. So, I was right on the line
between good and evil-- No, nobody wanted you. But you said
there was a coin toss. Yeah. And I lost. You think I'm here
because I want your soul? Trust me, this is more
my punishment than yours. Am I that bad? No, I love bad. Bad is like my whole thing. If you were bad, I'd be doing
cartwheels right now. You're not bad;
you're boring. You are the most blah
human being. Oh my goodness. Is this a Velcro wallet? Is Velcro boring? I wish you could die twice. I-- I thought I lived
a pretty good life. I didn't steal or lie. I know. You were a constant
disappointment to me. But that's good, right? It's not like
I killed anybody. Oh, you didn't kill anyone? Well, let's get you
a seat in heaven next to Mother Teresa. You know, when people talk
about her accomplishments, they usually don't mention
how many people she didn't kill. "Look at all these people
Mother Teresa didn't kill! What a saint!" They talk
about how many she helped. I help people. Who? Point taken. Yeah. It's time to go. You have done nothing,
good or bad, with your life. You went to work,
you came home, you watched Netflix, and you mostly ate
microwavable chimichangas, which I personally think
should be a sin, but I digress. I paid my taxes. Hitler paid his taxes, Aaron. It's not exactly
the demarcation line between good and evil. My dog! He proves that I'm good. I bought him
from a rescue shelter instead of a breeder. Because you're poor? Yeah. Yeah. I can't believe this. Nobody wants my soul? Why would they? You're a fence-sitter, Aaron. You are room temperature
Coca-Cola. You are the plain yogurt
of people. I like plain yogurt. I know. Because you're the worst. I kind of wish redheads
didn't have souls. Yeah, you guys were
a lot more interesting when I thought that. What if you didn't take me? What if... ...you let me return
to my body and give life another try? Mmm. Ordinarily, second chances
aren't really my domain, but I do hate you. All right, fine. You can go back to your body,
but please remember, Aaron, good isn't just
the absence of bad. It's also the presence
of good. You want me to be good
so you don't have to see me again? Yeah. Good luck,
ya human rice cake. [magical flourish] I'm alive! From now on,
I will fill my life with good works and-- [bell dings] Ooh, my chimis. Hey guys, thanks
for watching that video. Share, comment, subscribe. Did I do that okay? Not really. Okay. Well, actually, "okay" is how I would describe
everything you do. Okay! But not as happy as that. Okay. Yeah.
