Elevator Fail

[ELEVATOR DING] >>HOLD THE ELEVATOR PLEASE! THANK YOU SO MUCH. SQUEEZE IN. >>OH! OH! ALMOST MISSED IT. >>WELL SIR THAT'S A PRETTY BIG BOX. MAYBE YOU SHOULD-- >>HOLD THE ELEVATOR PLEASE! >>UM, SIR MAYBE YOU SHOULD TAKE THE FREIGHT ELEVATOR. >>IS THAT A FAT JOKE? >>NO-NO! I JUST MEANT BECAUSE THE BOX IS SO BIG. >>OH, I'M TOTALLY KIDDING. I'M SUPER HEAVY RIGHT NOW. ACTUALLY NORMALLY JUST WEAR A MOO-MOO I STAPLED DOWN THE MIDDLE. SO, RIGHT HERE. >>JUST PLEASE BE CAREFUL I HAVE A BABY. >>ALL RIGHT. >>I'M GETTING WARM. >>HOLD THE ELEVATOR PLEASE! >>NO! NOBODY PUSH THAT BUTTON. WE CAN'T LET ANYBODY ELSE ON. >>AH. THAT WAS CLOSE. ALMOST MISSED IT. >>YOU DID MISS IT. THAT'S WHAT CLOSED DOORS MEANS. >>OKAY, I'M SORRY I JUST GOT TO GET UP TO THE YOGA CLASS. >>OH. >>AND DON'T WORRY, I'M SUPER FLEXIBLE I'LL JUST FIT IN ANYWHERE. >>PLEASE! MY CHILD! >>YEAH, THIS IS HAPPENING. OKAY. >>CAN SOMEONE TAKE THIS BOX PLEASE FOR ME? BE VERY CAREFUL WITH IT. [CRASHING GLASS] MY FIGURINES! >>WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING UP THERE? >>THERE'S NO MORE ROOM ON THE FLOOR. >>SAVE MY BABY! >>I WILL RAISE HIM AS MY OWN. >>WHAT? NO! THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT. OKAY, CAN'T PUT MY ARMS BACK DOWN. >>OKAY, SERIOUSLY? VERY WARM. I'M STARTING TO SWEAT IN WEIRD PLACES. [CRASHING GLASS] >>OH! >>OH NO! >>I THINK YOUR BOX IS BROKEN. >>IS IT? >>OKAY, IT MIGHT BE A LITTLE LATE TO SAY THIS, BUT MY SWEAT SMELLS LIKE AND HAS THE CONSISTENCY OF EXPIRED TOOTHPASTE. >>OH! >>NO, PLEASE DO NOT GET ON THIS ELEVATOR. >>WHY NOT? IS IT BECAUSE OF MY WEIRD SKIN RASH THAT NO MEDICINE CAN KILL? ALL RIGHT, WELL BUDDY, I'VE GOT NEWS FOR YOU. I'M A HUMAN BEING OKAY? SO I'M COMING ON, I DON'T EVEN NEED TO GO ANYWHERE. [SOUNDS OF PROTESTATION] >>SHE TOUCHED ME WITH HER WEIRD ALIEN SKIN RASH. >>I'M GETTING SMUSHED! >>USE MY BELLY FAT AS A COCOON. >>OH! THAT'S WARM. >>HELP ME! >>I NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE. >>OH! SIRI SAVE ME! >>OH, OH FALLING! >>CAN SOMEONE EXHALE SO I CAN INHALE? >>EQUAL RIGHTS FOR ALL SKIN-RASH PEOPLE! [CRASHING GLASS] >>OKAY, I GET IT THEY'RE BROKEN. >>IS SOMEONE STANDING ON MY FEET AND MY KIDNEYS? I THINK IT'S THE SAME PERSON. >>IF WE GET OUT OF THIS ALIVE, I'M GOING TO BE A BETTER DAD. >>HE'S NOT YOUR BABY. >>WE HAD A VERBAL AGREEMENT. >>SERIOUS? SO MUCH SWEAT. I'M TURNING INTO A HUMAN SLIP AND SLIDE. >>I HAD A DREAM I WOULD DIE THIS WAY. >>HOLD THE ELEVATOR PLEASE! >>NO! YOU WILL STAY HERE AND YOU WILL TAKE THE NEXT ELEVATOR. DO YOU UNDERSTAND? >>VERY WELL. [SCREAMING] >>LET'S DO IT. [SCREAMING] >>GUYS! GUYS! I DON'T THINK THIS IS A REAL ELEVATOR. >>WHAT? >>WHAT? >>THIS IS JUST A SKETCH. [SIGHS OF RELIEF] >>CLASSIC US. I MEAN I'M LOOKING RIGHT AT THE BOOM GUY RIGHT NOW. >>YOU WANT TO JUST-- >>OKAY, I THOUGHT STACEY LOOKED A LITTLE HEAVY. >>CAMERAS. >>YEAH, I WAS JUST KIDDING ABOUT THAT SWEAT THING. >>NO HE WASN'T. >>GUYS? WHOSE BABY IS THIS FOR REAL? GUYS? I GUESS I REALLY WILL RAISE YOU AS MY OWN. I SHALL CALL YOU SEASON FOUR.

Channel: Studio C

Views: 3,889,864

Rating: 4.9543724 out of 5

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Id: vHDDdpiYYz4

Length: 4min 15sec (255 seconds)

Published: Mon Apr 07 2014