The Most American Game... And How To Destroy It!

do you ever think about what would happen if we gave guns to potatoes and no i'm not talking about america today i'm talking about brotato well this game answers that age-old question finally we can see a weaponized potato in action and um it's pretty decent i mean look he shoots the gun at the monsters that are attacking him but like look it's it's only one gun and he doesn't even chew that quickly like jeez that's really quite slow the game is simple your potato will automatically attack with their weapon and will evolve and mutate into a gunslinging demigod so yes we have solved what happens when you give a potato a gun it shoots at monsters job done wrap it up it's time to end the video but wait we can answer the next most age-old question what happens if we were to give a potato six guns yes that's right six entire guns okay took a bit of time and saving and buying but here we are this is a fully weaponized potato equipped with six guns this is the maximum amount of guns a potato can carry everyone knows that fact it is simply impossible for them to hold more the game simply wouldn't take it we can do great damage shoot enemies that spawn in and of course continue to upgrade ourselves but ultimately this is the limit of what we can achieve in terms of weaponizing our potato and as any american will tell you whilst having one gun is good and six guns is great it's not going to be enough i mean what happens if the brits come back and try to reinstate the immortal deity known as queen lizzie too i mean need to have at least 10 guns to shoot down one of the giant mind control t blimps that we have and if you don't do that then we'll be able to use them to assert control and britify those yanks so we need more guns and that's where i step into the picture now this game isn't released yet which means that for a professional video game exploiter like me this is a veritable treasure trove of potentially broken features so yes it's time for the spiffing brit to see if bro tato is a perfectly balanced game or if perhaps printing infinite guns is a problem so when i say we're going to be printing infinite guns there are a few ways in which we can do this and a few characters that we can do this with for example with your average potato you simply select the character you want to play select the weapon you want to use and we're bam you're away with that one weapon look we have a taser it's um it's not very good we are going to die here really really quite quickly but we don't need to limit ourselves to one taser no no no no if we wanted multiple then there's a few things we can do the easiest exploit is simply to select the weapon that you want to have then click on the weapon and then very quickly press escape this takes us back to the character selection screen we can then repeat this process multiple times and this is how we start with three tasers this is of course a lot better than starting with one but as you can only have up to six weapons it's still not necessarily a path to infinite success so could we have more than just those few weapons the answer is of course yes and this is where auto clickers come into the mix because as you select your weapon you can get as many of the starting weapons as you like provided you click as many times as you want that weapon before the game actually loads in so for that reason i've loaded my auto clicker up on my mouse and i'm about to select the pistol as many times as possible and we've loaded into the game here with 22 out of 6 pistols now for a game that limits you to just six guns having 22 of them is pretty useful as we can just simply spawn in here and as you can hear the game's sounds are a little bit bugging out at the moment but generally speaking we have more guns than we will ever need and enemies just quite simply are not able to even get close to us now this is good but it's not perfect 22 pistols is fine but we have a few limitations they're very slow firing weapons so what if we were to try something different well allow me to present you the perfectly balanced class of the one armed now the one armed is someone who only has one arm but similar to your average twitch viewer who only watches the hot tub category that one arm is incredibly strong consequently it has a plus 200 attack speed and all damage gains are increased by 100 percent with the only drawback that you can only equip one weapon at a time now this is of course very very powerful the starting pistol here is now actually doing really good it shoots very very fast indeed and these enemies well they don't really stand up to it so that's a great success but of course you're limited to just one weapon and nobody wants to be limited to just one weapon look we can't even buy another pistol it's just impossible we could maybe discard this weapon pick up a spear but hey a spears not exactly very good look at that sure we can stab it real quick great and uh we're just gonna die here spear you're the worst weapon in the game pathetic so we need multiple of a weapon and so for that reason we're going to do something very majestic we're going to select the one armed here and then we're going to get as many smgs as possible we're going to use a mix of both exploits by using an auto clicker as well as also just this escape function to see how many smgs we can get and as you can see we've now spawned in with 33 smgs this is of course very good because as you can see wave one is now a little bit easier than it used to be having that additional attack speed is very useful and despite the fact that we're only doing one damage per shot and that's kind of all the damage we need to do when we fire a million bullets so bam wave one complete fantastic we can even increase our attack speed further with say this reflexes upgrade and that's what i'm going to do i'm going to stack as many attack speed modifiers as i possibly can and we're going to see just how easily we can break this game now every time we level up we get to mutate ever so slightly but also we can speed up the game a bit just by simply killing people because once you kill every wave of monsters the next wave spawns in meaning the faster you can clear the waves the more monsters you fight and consequently the more experience you're going to be getting and we can pick up a nose here now a nose increases your luck everyone knows that it is just scientifically accurate and then we'll also pick up reflexes again this is fantastic now our rate of fire is certainly looking very good it sounds absolutely glorious one damage is or we need to pretty much wipe out every enemy in the game but of course the game will get harder more and more enemies will spawn in and so we must scale accordingly we must not sit on our potato-based laurels no we must thrive and improve now we're starting to face superior enemies ones that can even fire range shots at us but luckily they also drop more experience and generally speaking whenever an enemy spawns in it dies nearly instantly thanks to the sheer rate of fire of our glorious minigun right i've also upgraded ourselves so our smg bullets are now doing free damage that's right three times the damage the rate of fire is still absolutely fantastic and everything is getting lovingly evaporated nice and easily now of course yes this game wasn't really designed for the use of 33 smgs firing at the same time and also i don't really know how biologically anyone could hold 33 guns at the same time let alone a being the size of a potato however i'm not here to question the game's logic i'm simply here to just abuse it and for that reason i for one accept the fact that canonically yes a potato can carry this many guns now the rate of fire is just absolutely glorious we basically aimlessly fire in one general direction of our enemies and everything on the map is instantaneously murdered we are yet to take a single hit of damage for this entire run which i imagine is not exactly how the developers intended also bizarre lux stat is so high we keep getting all of these amazing goodie boxes which are filled with wonderful potential upgrades oh yes more armor for less speed yes oh my goodness we're gonna have really bad speed but that's fine we just need attack speed or a bigger nose all right now we're really facing the larger chunkier enemies these are actually meant to be difficult to murder however of course uh they still die all the same because well this is the nightmare monster that i've created the potato is just literally the most evil being this universe has ever seen canonically and also luckily all of the enemies thanks to my ridiculously high luck that are effectively pinatas made out of goodies and i desire and will steal from them tasty corpse monies since we are just clearing these waves so quickly this glorious unlimited raw potato power the lights of which not even the irish have ever seen right we've increased our luck even further and our attack speed and our damage we now of course do critical hits which do up to 12 damage and there's a small chance when we murder someone that a bullet will fly out of their corpse and that bullet does 60 damage which is of course absolutely fantastic and it's part of the reason why enemies are just spontaneously combusting on the screen we also now have a maximum health pool of 36 and we've effectively become a god our attack speed is up to 265 which is absolutely fantastic and we'll increase our damage to plus 80 percent all right let's go we are now probably a murder machine for the final wave of the game yep each of our base shots are doing six damage and this will only increase as time goes on oh god ah the potato of death has arrived none of you enemies shall survive at all the potato takes no survivors well we haven't even taken a single hit ladies and gentlemen but this is it the entire run has been won we have created a god that just quite simply couldn't be stopped however we can do better because as i say we can effectively have infinite starting weapons and that's great but there's an important thing we can do with that say hello to the stick ladies and gentlemen the stick isn't very good it has a base damage of 8 and it's a melee weapon but the stick has an advantage it deals 10 additional damage for every other stick you have and whilst the game can technically only process 7 melee weapons attacking at any one time the amount of sticks you have still add to the stick's damage meaning we're going to create the most perfect character with as many sticks as possible so here we go ladies and gentlemen time to activate the auto clicker and we should have a decent amount of sticks okay we have a decent amount yes uh we have 44 sticks now 44 sticks basically raises the base damage of sticks up to 234 which as you can imagine ladies and gentlemen is pretty decent a critical hit from a stick is doing 400 damage there isn't an enemy in this game that can actually even withstand that much damage which makes sticks very powerful indeed now we're going to go for a luck based build the more luck you have the more items the enemies will drop which means the faster you level up and one of the advantages we have is that as the shouty man we are going to be facing an extra 50 percent of enemies this is very good as that potentially means we can get 50 extra experience from all of their corpses and already we're up to level three oh and that means we can pick up ourselves an uncommon nose for an extra plus 30 luck raising ours up to 50 so we have a very gloriously nosy potato but still sticks are not the greatest weapon in the game there are damage upgrades we could be picking up but they are actually completely useless simply due to the fact that well we can't actually do really any more damage than this if enemies can't take more than 234 damage then what's the point of doing more than 234 damage in the first place we are very susceptible to any ranged dudes though simply due to the fact that well we have to get close to something in order to murder it and that makes them very annoying enemies indeed oh my goodness then they can run away from us oh my goodness and they do insane damage run away run away right away okay just we can live off of just having extra health and healing a bunch okay that's just what we'll have to do oh my goodness they are spicy boys oh my goodness when we get to pick up another loft stuck for an extra 50 luck there we go up to 120 luck and it's only way five this it will become one of the luckiest potatoes the world has ever seen and already we're starting just to fabricate loot boxes from the enemies glorious loot box enemies now i massively increased our hp as well just to deal with the potential threat of any ranged boys and also so i can just barrel my way into the enemies without a fear for my own life and well-being there we go fantastic two loot boxes already on this wave now i'm literally just looking for anything that works with luck and luckily for us we have cyber balls which basically means that there's four 20 chances that whenever we kill an enemy 30 damage will be done to another random enemy this will hopefully make the whole clearing of the map a whole bunch faster as we can kill enemies on one side of the screen and it will kill the others it also means we don't really have to focus on any of the ranged dudes considering we can just fan or snap half the map out of existence and so yeah it's just going to work in the most perfectly balanced ways possible oh my goodness yes this is now very very powerful indeed we're leveling up exceedingly quickly we're getting lots of items off of the floor oh there will be no way to stop me once i get this ball rolling further fantastic four loots off of the floor as well we can pick up another duck as well we've become exceedingly lucky there we go 170 ducks this also raises the cyber ball damage up even more not that it really matters because we can one hit every single thing this game throws at us now and we haven't even been to the top of the map and every creature that spawned up there has already died i mean look at all this xp lag around where did the bodies come from oh dear i go to 210 block which is amazing i'm gonna pick up the baby elephant which is another thing that goes with luck none of these have any luck modifiers all of these are useless there we go there's my rubber duck and i roll again and we lack money for anything but that's fine we're up to 260 luck on wave eight and that just basically means we can murder everything that comes our way look here we go we got the beefy boys up now the beefy boys once again one hit because well you know there's only so much beef in the world whenever we pick up an item enemies just kind of die and then whenever an enemy dies another enemy dies so it kind of just creates this nightmare chain reaction monstrosity also we've already picked up five loot boxes this run five like geez just the enemies are just printing money for us lovely more items is more good the more items the more powerful i become the more luck i have and consequently the more items i get oh yes this is true power oh god far too many loot boxes oh gabe what have i done to you okay so we have one two three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven twelve loot boxes to go through fantastic plus ten max hp for less dodge why not attacks have a 25 chance to burn sure i love the skin sausage plus five melee damage why not plus ten max health sure a speed increase yes i like that armor to decrease speed no don't need armor hp regeneration why not a lost duck to increase luck itself yes alien magic to give it max hp but minus five look i think we can spare five luck i will take that and then 15 extra damage we definitely don't need fantastic oh this is going great and oh yes we can add another 40 block with the nose let's go let's go oh this is fantastic all right here we go wave nine i want to see how many loot boxes we can get oh god my hubris i just stood right on the spawn but my goodness what a glorious run that was now this game is absolutely fantastic although it is ever so slightly broken in certain ways for example this is the final wave ladies and gents we've had a very decent run of course by cheating in and starting with a whole bunch of extra smgs was very great but then by reaching the end point of the game the miniguns became viable this character also has one fundamental flaw by having an extra 50 of enemies on screen that means you level up more than everything else and also luck is more powerful because with more enemies that means there's more enemies to drop loot boxes which then means there's more chances to get upgrades and then more upgrades mean you're more likely to get say a luck upgrade and then a luck upgrade means you're more likely to get more loot boxes it basically spirals the game completely out of control by making something that logically should be harder or more challenging actually just completely and utterly easy this final wave right here could genuinely be completed by me just standing still in a circle that is how easy we've turned this game into our bullets aren't even doing that much damage maybe 13 damage each but it's the crits where they do well and trust me they always crit and that is the end of the run ladies and gentlemen god damn perfectly balanced so there you have it ladies and gentlemen this is brotato once and for all proving that yes there is not a single problem on the entire planet that guns cannot solve probably car won't start just shoot it or something want to get a bottle cap off of your beer just shoot the top with a beer make sure of course to avoid the small child standing behind the beer bottle our americans you and your fascination of guns has finally created something absolutely fantastic and that is bro tato but there you have it ladies and gentlemen if you enjoyed today's very silly look into exploiting this game then please do give the video a like and hop on down into the description and tell me which you'd rather have infinite luck or infinite guns it's a very challenging question but as someone who already has infinite luck the answer is easy anyway thank you very much for watching a huge thank you to all of you who've maybe subscribed and of course all of those majestic patrons and youtube channel members thank you for all of your money anyway if you're sat there wondering what video to watch next look no further than this one on screen now hand chosen by myself to be absolutely perfect for you anyway i'll see each and every one of you the next one have a lovely day and good bye for now

Channel: The Spiffing Brit

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Length: 16min 54sec (1014 seconds)

Published: Fri Aug 19 2022

Reddit Comments

[u/fantasmoofrcc]

Now I am become potato, the destroyer of memes.

[u/OakGremlin]

Should have named it I am pot 😂 (potato god)

[u/ScoredSoap51802]

Am American and this game is very realistic 👍