- Which is why I will argue that garlic fries are far superior to the over hyped and frankly disgusting truffle fry and people who prefer truffle fries... - Let's keep this civil. - Are demon people, with butt brains. - You, you go to hell. Truffle fries are amazing. You go straight to hell. - Well, if they're not
serving truffle fries there, I'd be happy to go to hell Soren. - Yeah, but like, which one? - Truffle fries. Keep up, Katie. - No, which hell. You, Soren, should keep up, Now, which portrayal of
hell would you send Micheal, your dearest friend, to go to? - The... I mean. One of the good ones obviously, I don't want to send
Michael to a bad hell. - Aww, thanks buddy. - Anytime buddy. - So, I guess we're talking about hell? (phone rings) - You know what hell
always seemed kind of fun? - I Bet he's gonna tell us. - I am. Hercules. It's just like a cool pool
party for dead people. Except the pool is way
cooler than a normal pool 'cause it's all swirly. - Yeah, but all of the
spirits never seemed like they were having a good time. They were just moaning
and forlorn and dizzy and probably having a lot
of motion sickness and, oh yeah, also, they were in hell. - Yeah, see, they were just dumb. What you gotta do is
pick a spot on the wall and every time you swirl around, you just check in with the spot. That way, you never get dizzy. - Yeah, but all the spirits
are trying to leave the swirl. They're always grabbing onto Hades whenever he boats over them. - Yeah, if people are trying to get out of the spirit swirl pool, it probably isn't that nice in there. It's full of spirit pee or something. - I wouldn't mind. - Besides, does that even count as a real hell or is it an afterlife? Is there a heaven in that movie? - Only for the gods. Classism. - No, Michael, the hell
everyone would want is the Bedazzled hell. - That Brendan Fraser movie
where he sells his soul to Elizabeth Hurley because
he's sad and he wants some strange woman he's never
met to fall in love with him? - Uh huh, That's the one. In Bedazzled, the hell is
basically just this giant party where it's all beautiful
people dancing forever and they feed you your
grandmothers cookies. - These are the cookies that
my grandmother used to bake. - I aim to please handsome. - All you gotta do is
dance and eat cookies and generally be the life of the party, which is basically what
all of my weekday evenings consist of anyway. Also most of my Sunday brunches. And most of my... - That is horrifying. You have to spend all
of your time at a party, dancing and conversing? Everyone's more attractive than you. And they might know you,
but you don't know them. What do you even talk about? Being damned souls together? Eating your grandmothers
cookies together forever, all the time? They don't wanna talk about that. They don't know my grandma. They don't even wanna
get to know my grandma. - Yeah and they're not
even really enjoying it. You see it when he goes
back for the second time. They are definitely being
tortured by over-partying. - So, that doesn't mean I
would get sick of the party. I would just go on liking it, for eternity. I love parties. I'm great at them. - But what about when
Elizabeth Hurley turns into a giant classic devil and then a giant Elizabeth Hurley in a bikini? - Scary and sexy at the same time. - But my point is, when that happens, it takes place in a giant
cavern filled with flames. So that part of hell also exists. I mean maybe there are multiple
hell options in Bedazzled, but they're all terrible. - No, there were no people there. I feel like that was more of
just an intimidation tactic to scare him into signing
away his soul away. But even if that is the
case, then I would just think about how much I hate
parties right before I die and then, boom, I end
up in the party hell. - You really think you
could trick the devil? - Yes, that is the premise
of pretty much every movie where the devil appears. The devil is (laughs) super gullible. - What about the hell from South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut? It's a normal hell, but, all of the flying bone dragons fart and then people like break into song, and there's like couches and houses and it's pretty much your
normal life except for like the fire and brimstone everywhere. - And, Satan isn't just
like "blah, I'm the devil"! - (laughs) What devil is
like "blah, I'm the devil"? - He's complex. He's not afraid to show his flaws. You could get to know a devil like that. You could have a beer with him. - Yeah, I don't know, you'd
have to constantly be dealing with his on the rocks relationship with Saddam Hussein. I get the hell torture and everything. I'm fine with that, but being that close to a toxic
relationship for eternity. I don't know. - Plus, they clearly still
have the rings-of-hell, fires of hell standard torture going on. No, no, no, no, no. You know what I could go for? Real nice Beetlejuice. Hm? - An office where there's
paper all over the floor and a bunch of gruesomely
dead people everywhere? - My God, Dan's right. That is horrifying. Just use a filing cabinet. I mean, there's one right there or maybe just alphabetize all of the... No, you know what, you gotta color code the binders and then alphabetize,
no, I can't, I can't. It's too messy, it's too messy - I meant the doorway of lost souls. You see it briefly. It's all swirly inside. It's like, well not like a pool, it's more like a slow tornado. - You really like swirly hell. - Oh hell yes! Think about it. To swirl for eternity. Then I'd be happy. - Well, I've got swirling hell beat. Right, how about the hell
from All Dogs Go To Heaven? It's like a regular normal hell with all the molten-lava and stuff but all of the demons and bone dragons are dog themed.
- Dog themed. Oh c'mon, you telling me
you wouldn't want to be surrounded by cute little demon dogs and lava monster puppies forever? - No, because they're not nice dogs. They're not good boys. They pinch you while you sink into lava. - Plus, I guess if it was dog hell, everything would be made for dogs. There would only be dog
food, dog-sized beds, dog stuff, dog shit. - Plus, if you want a themed
hell, you might as well go with Robot Hell from Futurama. It's just filled with a
bunch of goofy robots. You could knock out the robot devil or beat him in a fiddle off. - Yeah, but still again that
hell's not designed for you. You just have to stand around with a bunch of boring robot stuff to do. Robot shit, robot food, beds, houses. Plus, even if you did
knock out the robot devil, you'd still be in robot hell. - I know, I got it, the
best movie hell ever, Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey. - Excellent. (guitar riffs) - We didn't plan that. - Okay, but that's like a
personalized hell right? Isn't that the worst kind of hell? One that caters to your fears
and your personal dislikes. - Yeah, but hell is just about reliving embarrassing or annoying
moments from your childhood. Which in their case was
kissing their grandma and being scared by the Easter bunny. - And when you're not reliving
your childhood memories, they're just chilling on a floating rock. - Exactly! You're either floating on a (beep) rock or you're reliving some annoying
childhood embarrassment. Easy! I relive embarrassing moments
in my mind all the time. - I could relive the time I farted at that monastery for eternity. - And if you wanna get out of hell, all you gotta do is beat the Grim Reaper at a game of Battleship. You could come and go
in hell as you please. - Best hell ever! (guitar riffs) - Here are the truffle fries you ordered. - Ooh, thank you, but I
actually ordered garlic fries. - We only serve truffle fries, forever. (laughing) - No! (laughing) (dramatic music)
