♪ TIMMY IS AN AVERAGE KID ♪ THAT NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ♪ MOM AND DAD AND VICKY ♪ ALWAYS GIVING HIM COMMANDS >> BED, TWERP! ♪ THE DOOM AND GLOOM ♪ UP IN HIS ROOM ♪ IS BROKEN INSTANTLY ♪ BY HIS MAGIC LITTLE FISH ♪ WHO'LL GRANT HIS EVERY WISH ♪ 'CAUSE IN REALITY ♪ THEY ARE HIS ODDPARENTS ♪ FAIRLY ODDPARENTS >> WANDS AND WINGS. >> FLOATY, CROWNY THINGS. ♪ ODDPARENTS ♪ FAIRLY ODDPARENTS ♪ REALLY MOD, BEAN POD ♪ BUFF BOD, HOT ROD >> OBTUSE, RUBBER GOOSE, GREEN MOOSE, GUAVA JUICE, GIANT SNAKE, BIRTHDAY CAKE, LARGE FRIES, CHOCOLATE SHAKE! ♪ ODDPARENTS ♪ FAIRLY ODDPARENTS ♪ THEY LET YOU LIVE ♪ WHEN YOU WERE A KID ♪ WITH FAIRLY ODDPARENTS ♪♪ >> YEAH, RIGHT! CLOSED CAPTIONING PROVIDED BY CORUS ENTERTAINMENT >> LOOKS LIKE THIS IS IT, MY PINK-HATTED YOUNG SIDEKICK. >> I NEVER THOUGHT IT WOULD END LIKE THIS. >> FAREWELL, OLD CHUM. >> (Cosmo whimpering) AH, OH, EASY, GONNA HURL-- (vomiting) >> GOOD GAME, ADAM. >> THANKS, TIMMY. I LOVE IT WHEN YOU COME OVER TO STATELY WEST MANOR AND WE PLAY CROQUET WITH YOUR BARFING LAWN EQUIPMENT. >> REMINDS YOU OF YOUR CHILDHOOD, HUH? >> OH, HEAVENS NO, TIMMY. I DIDN'T GET TO PLAY LIKE THIS WHEN I WAS A KID. YOU SEE, UNLIKE YOU, I WAS A CHILD STAR. >> REALLY? YOU WERE? >> SURE. (rumbling) FIRST I WAS IN<i> LEAVE IT TO CAT KID.</i> >> WARD, I'M A LITTLE WORRIED ABOUT THE CAT KID. >> (barfing hairball) >> Adam: THEN I WAS ON<i> CAT KID'S ISLAND.</i> >> CAT KID!! >> (Cat Kid barfing) >> Adam: THEN THERE WAS<i> HAPPY CAT KID DAYS.</i> >> (girl shrieking) >> WE'RE NEVER GOING TO FIND DATES FOR THE PROM. >> MAYBE CAT KID CAN HELP US. (♪♪♪) >> HEY... (barfing hairball) >> (girl shrieking) >> (barfing hairball) THE HAIRBALL WAS MY HOOK. >> SOUNDS LIKE YOU HAD A REALLY GREAT CHILDHOOD. >> ALAS, TIMMY, IT WAS A LOT OF HARD WORK. SURE, I MADE MILLIONS OF DOLLARS, BUT THERE WAS THE CONSTANT THREAT OF BEING SPAYED. NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I NEED TO BALL UP IN THE CORNER BY THE FIREPLACE AND QUIETLY CRY MYSELF TO SLEEP OVER THE CHILDHOOD THAT I LOST. (weeping) MEOW... MEOW... >> AW, POOR ADAM. HE NEVER GOT A CHANCE TO ACT LIKE A REAL CHILD. >> WHAT ABOUT ME? I NEVER GOT A CHANCE TO ACT LIKE A REAL CAT. MEOW! (barfing hairball) HEY, THAT CAN BE MY HOOK! >> THAT GIVES ME AN IDEA. I COULD WISH ADAM WAS A KID AGAIN, THEN HE COULD HAVE THE CHILDHOOD HE REALLY WANTED. >> UH, MAYBE... BUT FOR HOW LONG? >> I DON'T KNOW, UNTIL HE WANTS TO BE AN ADULT AGAIN, I GUESS. >> BUT DON'T YOU THINK HE'LL NOTICE WHEN HE SUDDENLY TURNS INTO A CHILD? >> I CAN TOTALLY HANDLE THAT. >> Adam: OH, TIMMY? I'M BACK. IT WAS JUST A CAT NAP. >> I HAD A CRAZY IDEA: WHY NOT PRETEND TO BE A KID AGAIN AND LIVE OUT THAT FUN CHILDHOOD YOU NEVER HAD WITH ME? >> (barfing hairball) WELL, HOW CAN I DO THAT, TIMMY? >> YOU CAN PULL IT OFF. YOU'RE THE GREATEST ACTOR EVER. >> MM... THAT IS TRUE. AND I CAN PLAY YOUNG. JUST GIVE ME A MINUTE TO GET INTO CHARACTER.@ MAN, I'M GOOD. (barfing hairball) NEW FRIEND, TIMMY. >> YEAH, HE'S GREAT! HE'S PART KID, PART PET. >> AND HE LOVES CAT FOOD. WHICH IS MUCH CHEAPER THAN KID FOOD. >> YAY! >> mom: AND HE'S SO AFFECTIONATE. >> HEH... YEAH. >> MEOW! (hissing) >> CAN HE SLEEP OVER? >> YOU BET HE CAN. HE'S PART PET, BUT IF HE GETS AFFECTIONATE WITH MY LEG IT'S OFF TO THE SHELTER. >> TIMMY, WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS PLACE? >> SCHOOL. DIDN'T YOU GO TO ONE AS A KID? >> SCHOOL? SCHOOL'S FOR KIDS WHO CAN'T ACT. I'M ACTING LIKE A KID AGAIN TO HAVE FUN, NOT LEARN. TO THE ARCADE! TIMMY, WHEN I HEROICALLY SAY "TO THE ARCADE," YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO FOLLOW ME. TO THE ARCADE! >> BUT DITCHING SCHOOL IS WRONG. >> WHO CARES? >> WELL, NEVER THOUGHT OF IT THAT WAY. >>> TO THE ARCADE! >> SO, TIMMY TURNER AND THIS MYSTERIOUS HALF PET HALF CHILD THINK THEY'RE GOING TO PLAY HOOKY, EH? WHAT DO YOU THINK, TRUANT OFFICER SHALLOW GRAVE? >> I THINK THEY MADE A MISTAKE. A BIG MISTAKE. REMEMBER, YOU CAN'T SPELL HOOKY WITHOUT HOOK. >> BRING THEM BACK ALIVE. >> ALIVE? I DON'T HAVE A HOOK FOR ALIVE. THAT'LL BE EXTRA. >> REALLY? HOW MUCH EXTRA? (video game bleeping) >> YES! ANOTHER DEFEAT AT THE CLAWS OF CAT KID. >> COMING HERE ON A SCHOOL DAY IS GREAT. THE ARCADE IS EMPTY, NO LINES FOR THE GAMES... IS THIS HEAVEN OR WHAT? >> NOPE. IF THIS WAS HEAVEN THERE'D BE STREETS PAVED WITH CATNIP, AND YARN, MILES AND MILES OF YARN. >> OKAY...? >> COME ON, TO THE TICKET COUNTER! (toy squeaking) SWEET! AND IT ONLY COST 12 THOUSAND TICKETS. COME ON, LET'S GO TO THE ICE CREAM PARLOUR. >> WHAT ABOUT SCHOOL? >> WHO CARES? >> NOT ME! >> I DO. AND SO DOES THIS BABY. (laser beeping) (phone ringing) HELLO? >> MR. SHALLOW GRAVE? GOOD NEWS: WE FOUND SOME EXTRA MONEY IN THE BUDGET, SO BRING THEM BACK ALIVE. >> OKAY, TIME FOR PLAN "B". PLAN "C". PLAN "D". MAYBE I'LL JUST TALK TO THEM. >> I DON'T SAY THIS TO EVERYONE, BUT YOU'D BE PERFECT AS MY GIRLFRIEND. >> UH, KID, SHOULDN'T YOU BE IN SCHOOL? >> KID? OH, I AM GOOD! TAKE THAT, PEOPLE'S CHOICE AWARDS! >> HEY, I'M PISTACHIO, MY FAVOURITE. AAH, I GAVE MYSELF BRAIN FREEZE! >> TIMMY, I KNOW YOU WANT TO HELP ADAM, BUT SKIPPING SCHOOL COULD GET YOU INTO TROUBLE. >> MAN, I LOVE PLAYING A KID. YOU CAN FLIRT ALL YOU WANT AND NEVER GET SLAPPED. CALL ME! I COULD DO THIS FOREVER. >> ADAM, THERE'S MORE TO BEING A KID THAN SKIPPING SCHOOL, GOING TO ARCADES AND EATING ICE CREAM, YOU KNOW. >> YOU'RE RIGHT. TO THE PRACTICAL JOKES! >> OOH, YOU'RE GOOD, TURNER. BUT I'M BETTER. HEY, ICE CREAM! GAAH! BRAIN FREEZE! >> Timmy: CROCKER'S HOUSE? >> HE IS YOUR ARCH ENEMY, RIGHT? TIME TO GET A LITTLE PAYBACK. >> I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS. >> LET'S SEE: CAT-NESIA GAS, NO. CAT-A-RANG? NO. AH, BUT THERE IS THIS: LET'S TEE PEE HIS HOUSE! I DON'T MIND WASTING TOILET PAPER 'CAUSE I GO IN A BOX. YAHOO! YIPPEE! WHOOP! HA HA HA! >> AIEE! TRUANT OFFICER SHALLOW GRAVE. >> YOU WERE GOOD, TURNER, BUT COMING HERE TO CROCKER'S WAS PREDICTABLE, AND NOW, UNLESS YOU'VE LEARNED TO ACT, IT'S TIME TO TAKE YOU IN. >> WHAT IF I TOLD YOU-- LOOK OUT, A TRAIN'S ABOUT TO HIT YOU! >>> NO! >> A BUS? >>> NO! >> A CAR? >>> NO! >> A CLOWN ON A UNICYCLE? >>> YES. UH, WE MEAN "TWEET". >> I SURE WISH ONE OF THOSE WAS COMING. >> FORGET IT, TURNER, YOU'RE GOING-- AAH! >> I WENT TO CLOWN SCHOOL BECAUSE I COULDN'T ACT. >> Timmy: YOU SURE THIS IS A SAFE PLACE TO HIDE, IN MY VERY OWN TREE HOUSE? DOESN'T THAT FEEL VERY PREDICTABLE? >> THAT'S THE BEAUTY OF IT. IT'S SUCH AN OBVIOUS HIDING PLACE, NO ONE WOULD EVER SUSPECT IT. (sirens wailing) >> Truant Officer, loudspeaker: ALL RIGHT TURNER, IT'S OVER! YOU'RE GOING TO SCHOOL, AND YOUR PART KID PART PET FRIEND IS HEADED TO THE POUND. >> I STAND CORRECTED. WHOA, WAS I WRONG! I CAN'T GO TO THE POUND, TIMMY. THERE'S DOGS THERE. >> TIMMY, THERE ARE COPS DOWN THERE. >> YEAH, AND A TRUANT OFFICER WITH A VOICE LIKE A SHALLOW GRAVE. WHAT WAS HIS NAME, DEADLY DITCH? THREE FEET UNDER? >> SHOULD WE POOF YOU OUT OF HERE? >> NO, I CAN'T LET THEM THROW ADAM IN THE POUND, OR MAKE ME EXPLAIN HOW HE TURNED INTO A TEN YEAR OLD. IT LOOKS LIKE I'M GOING TO HAVE TO FACE THIS ON MY OWN. AIEE! >> WHAT A BRAVE KID. THAT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING CAT MAN WOULD HAVE SAID. HEY, I<i> AM</i> CAT MAN! >> DOES THAT SOUND LIKE A WISH TIMMY WOULD HAVE MADE? >>> CLOSE ENOUGH! >> ALL RIGHT, I'M GIVING MYSELF UP. >> UH, REALLY? ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT TO MAKE A FIGHT OF IT? A TUSSLE? A MINOR ALTERCATION? A SLAP FIGHT? >> JUST ONE SECOND! UNHAND THAT BOY. TIMMY WASN'T PLAYING HOOKY, HE WAS WITH ME, A RESPONSIBLE HOLLYWOOD ADULT, SO, I WAS TECHNICALLY ACTING IN<i> LOCO PARENTAI.</i> >> MOSTLY LOCO. >> THAT'S A LITTLE LATIN LEGAL PHRASE I LEARNED WHEN I DID <i> DOOGIE CAT KID JUNIOR LAWYER.</i> SO, AS LONG AS TIMMY HAD PERMISSION TO BE WITH ME HE DIDN'T BREAK ANY RULES. >> IS THAT TRUE? >> YOU'D BETTER BELIEVE IT. WE LOVE ADAM WEST. HE'S PART LEGAL GUARDIAN AND PART PET. >> AND HE'S SO AFFECTIONATE. >> GRR... YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF ME, TIMMY TURNER. >> GO BULLY SOMEONE YOUR OWN SIZE. >> GRR! >> OTHER THAN ME. >> WOW, SOMETHING YOU LEARNED AS A CHILD STAR SAVED ME. >> YOU'RE RIGHT, TIMMY. MAYBE MY CHILDHOOD WASN'T SO BAD AFTER ALL. I JUST ASK MYSELF: WHAT WOULD CAT MAN DO? THEN I REALIZE, HEY, I<i> AM</i> CAT MAN. AND THE LAST PART OF THAT IS<i> MAN.</i> YOU KNOW, I DON'T NORMALLY SAY THIS TO EVERY WOMAN, BUT YOU'D BE PERFECT AS MY GIRLFRIEND. OUCH! I LIKED IT BETTER WHEN I GOT ICE CREAM. >> WELL, ANOTHER VICTORY AT THE CLAWS OF CAT MAN. >> AND IF WE EVER NEED HIM AGAIN WE CAN CALL HIM WITH THIS. (can opener whirring) HA, HE'S SO AFFECTIONATE! >> THAT'S IT, YOU'RE GOING TO THE SHELTER. >> (barfing hairball) >> I LOVE THE ALL YOU CAN EAT PIZZA. IT MAKES ME FEEL FULL. >> I LOVE THE CRUDE ROBOTIC FIGURES. THEY MAKE ME FEEL SMART. >> I LOVE THE TEETH ON THAT RAT. THEY MAKE ME FEEL NORMAL. AND I ALSO LOVE THIS PELLET PIT. PA-TOOIE! >>> all: THIS IS THE GREATEST PLACE EVER! >> Tootie: THIS IS THE WORST PLACE EVER! (crying) >> HURRY UP AND MAKE A WISH, BIRTHDAY BRAT. TIME IS MONEY. >> (wailing) >> CRY ALL YOU WANT. I GET PAID BY THE HOUR. >> YOU RUIN MY BIRTHDAY EVERY YEAR. I WISH FOR ONCE I COULD HAVE A PARTY WHERE EVERYBODY WASN'T TOO SCARED OF YOU TO COME. >> HI, TOOTIE-- (gasping) >> GRR! >> (screaming) >> NOT ONE KID CAME TO HER PARTY? >> NOT UNLESS THEY'RE INVISIBLE. >> WELL, I WOULD HAVE GONE TO HER DUMB PARTY IF SHE'D INVITED ME. >> UH, SPORT, SHE DID INVITE YOU.@@ >> YEAH, THREE TIMES. >> (ringing doorbell) SPECIAL DELIVERY FOR TIMMY TURNER. >> A FREE PASS TO MIKE E. MOZZARELLA'S! SWEET! >> AIEE, MY EYE! (doorbell ringing) RIDICULOUSLY OVERSIZED NOVELTY INVITATION FOR ONE TIMMY TURNER. >> ANOTHER FREE PASS? RAT-TASTIC! >> postman: AIEE, MY SPINE! (doorbell ringing) >> THIS IS A SINGING REMINDER-GRAM ABOUT TOOTIE'S BIRTHDAY PARTY SATURDAY. READY? GAAH! >> TRIPLE SWEET. >> mascot: AIEE, MY SWEETMEATS! >> Chester: TIMMY, HEY, TIMMY! >> AJ: WE'RE GOING TO THE ARCADE TO PLAY "RABIES HUNTER". >> THANKS AGAIN FOR THE FREE PASSES. >> WATCH OUT YOU DON'T SLIP ON HER TEARS! >> (whimpering) (wailing) >> (gulping) >> I SURE HOPE THESE ARE THE PELLETS THAT GO IN AND NOT THE PELLETS THAT COME OUT. >> SO IT'S ALL MY FAULT TOOTIE'S HAVING A HORRIBLE BIRTHDAY? >> IT'S NOT ALL YOUR FAULT. VICKY HELPED RUIN HER PARTY TOO. >> AT LEAST SHE SHOWED UP. >> HEY, CUT IT OUT. YOU'RE MAKING ME FEEL WEIRD. BAD WEIRD. >> IT'S CALLED GUILT, SPORT. IT'S A MAGICAL EMOTION. >> NO IT ISN'T, IT'S HORRIBLE! IT EATS AWAY AT YOU UNTIL... UNTIL YOU JUST HAVE TO CONFESS WHAT YOU DID. I'M SORRY, WANDA, I LIED. I DID FORGET OUR 793rd ANNIVERSARY, I JUST PRETENDED TO BE IN A COMA. >> SEE? IT'S MAGIC THAT WORKS ON YOUR HEART, AND THE ONLY WAY TO MAKE IT GO AWAY IS IF YOU DO SOMETHING VERY SPECIAL. >> OR IF<i> YOU</i> DO. I COULD LOAN TOOTIE YOU GUYS FOR THE REST OF HER BIRTHDAY. >> TIMMY, ACCORDING TO THE RULES YOU CAN ONLY LOAN YOUR FAIRIES TO SOMEONE WHO IS TWICE AS MISERABLE AS YOU ARE. >> (sobbing) >> HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU... >> WELL, THAT SETTLES THAT. >> PERFECT. SHE CAN WISH UP THE BEST BIRTHDAY PARTY A KID EVER HAD. BESIDES MINE. COSMO, WANDA, I WISH YOU GUYS WERE TOOTIE'S FAIRY GODPARENTS FOR THE REST OF HER BIRTHDAY. >> THE WHOLE DAY, UNTIL MIDNIGHT? >> WELL, HER BEDTIME'S PROBABLY, LIKE, NINE O'CLOCK, SO THAT'LL DO. >> (sobbing) >> HI, HONEY. SORRY WE MISSED YOUR BIRTHDAY PARTY. >> WE'D HAVE BEEN THERE BUT WE WERE TOO AFRAID OF VICKY. >> (crying) HUH? >> HI THERE, I'M COSMO, AND THIS IS WANDA... >>> ...AND WE'RE YOUR FAIRY GODPARENTS FOR THE REST OF YOUR BIRTHDAY! >> THIS IS PROBABLY ALL PRETTY CONFUSING, SO LET US TAKE A FEW SECONDS TO-- >> I WISH I HAD A PONY! >> ACTUALLY, THERE ARE A FEW RULES. >> I WISH I HAD A DIAMOND SADDLE. I WISH I COULD HAVE A BIG BIRTHDAY PARTY. WAIT, SO BIG THAT EVERY PERSON IN DIMMSDALE COMES AND BRINGS ME PRESENTS. WAIT! WITH A FAIRY PRINCESS THEME. >> YOU GOT IT. >> OOH, SHE'S A NATURAL. WAIT 'TIL SHE LEARNS ABOUT THE MAGIC OF GUILT. COMA! >> RIGHT. >> GOOD AFTERNOON, I'M CHET UBETCHA, AND IT'S PARTY CENTRAL HERE IN DOWNTOWN DIMMSDALE AS EVERYONE IS GEARING UP FOR PRINCESS TOOTIE'S BIRTHDAY. >>> (cheering) >> Timmy: TOOTIE'S SO HAPPY I CAN IGNORE HER FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR WITHOUT FEELING ANY GUILT. WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG? (sniffing) OTHER THAN HAVING TO CLEAN UP THESE AFTER-PELLETS. >> MM... A CAKE AS TALL AS THE STADIUM, TOOTIE POPULAR, ME BRINGING A CHILD A PRESENT... NOTHING OUT OF THE ORDINARY HERE. REAL BUTTER CREAM ICING? NOBODY MAKES THIS FROM SCRATCH ANYMORE! THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE EXPLANATION. TURNER MUST HAVE IGNORED TOOTIE'S MULTIPLE PARTY INVITATIONS, THUS RUINING HER BIRTHDAY. FEELING GUILTY, HE IMPULSIVELY LOANS HER HIS FAIRY GODPARENTS, THUS THE DELICIOUS ICING AND MY CHANCE TO EXPOSE HIS FAIRY GODPARENTS! >> THANK YOU FOR THE BEST BIRTHDAY EVER. >> Wanda: AW, NO NEED TO THANK US. >> YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU ALREADY KNOW HOW NICE YOU ARE, BUT I SHOULD TELL EVERYONE ELSE. >> UH, TOOTIE, LET'S JUST KEEP THAT LITTLE SECRET BETWEEN US. >> OH, THAT WOULD BE RUDE. EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW HOW GREAT YOU ARE. >> OH NO, COSMO AND WANDA FORGOT TO TELL PRINCESS BIG MOUTH THAT SHE CAN'T BLAB TO ANYBODY ABOUT THEM OR THEY'LL GO AWAY FOREVER. >> boy: OH, GREAT PARTY, TOOTIE. >> I KNOW. IT'S ALL BECAUSE OF MY FAIR-- >> KEEP IT MOVING, FOLKS. EVERYBODY WANTS TO TALK TO THE BIRTHDAY PRINCESS. >> TIMMY! I KNEW YOU'D COME! OH, TIMMY! MEET MY FAIRY-- >> PRINCESS. NOT ANOTHER WORD. NO TIME. YOU HAVE HUNDREDS OF PRESENTS TO OPEN. >> YOU'RE HOLDING MY HAND! THANK YOU. >> FABULOUS BASH, BIRTHDAY CHILD. I HAVE A GREAT BIG PRESENT FOR YOU. IF YOU CAN EXPLAIN HOW YOU CAME TO HAVE A CAKE WITH REAL BUTTER CREAM ICING. WAS IT FAIRY GODPARENTS? >> AH-AH-AH, PRESENT FIRST. >> YOU'RE NOBODY'S FOOL, TOOTIE. I RESPECT THAT. >> OKAY, NOW I CAN TELL YOU HOW I GOT MY ICING. MY-- >> ANOTHER PRESENT, MY PRINCESS? >> (Crocker screaming) >> OOPS, MY BAD. >> "ONE DETENTION"? YOU GAVE ME A DETENTION FOR MY BIRTHDAY? >> Crocker: IT'S A GAG GIFT. SQUEEZE IT, IT FARTS. (farting sound) >> HA HA HA, NEAT! >> OH, LOOK, IT'S CAKE TIME. TIME TO MAKE A WISH AND BLOW OUT YOUR BIRTHDAY CANDLES. >> BUT I ALREADY MADE MY WISH. MY FAIR-- YOU'RE HOLDING MY HAND AGAIN! (giggling) >> PHEW. CROCKER WILL NEVER FIND US HERE. >> EEK! YOU'RE WEIRD. >> SAYS YOU! AND SEVERAL PSYCHIATRIC PROFESSIONALS, BUT THAT'S BESIDES THE POINT. IS THIS MONUMENTALLY MOIST LAYER CAKE THE WORK OF... GIVE ME A SECOND... FAIRY GODPARENTS? >> AH-AH-AH, PRINCESSES DON'T TALK WITH THEIR MOUTHS FULL. COME ON, LET'S GO COUNT THOSE PRESENTS. AAH! >> GRAB ON TO THIS, CHILD, AND WHILE YOU'RE AT IT WHY NOT TELL THE WORLD YOUR SECRET? >>> (screaming) >> DON'T YOU WISH THERE WAS A BIG TRAMPOLINE AT THE BOTTOM OF THIS CAKE? >> AAH! YES, I SURE DO! >> HA HA! THAT TICKLES. >> YES! WE'RE SAFE. AND NOW WE'RE NOT. ONLY FIVE MORE MINUTES. >> PRINCESS TOOTIE, YOU'VE BOUNCED BACK JUST IN TIME TO MAKE YOUR BIG SPEECH AND BLOW OUT YOUR CANDLES. A-HMEM! ATTENTION, EVERYONE, IT'S TIME FOR PRINCESS TOOTIE'S BIRTHDAY SPEECH. HOLD THESE. >> HELP! AAH! >> AND WHEN YOU GET BACK HERE I'M GIVING YOU AN "F"! MAKE YOUR SPEECH, PRINCESS. IF YOU HAVE BIG ROYAL SECRET NOW'S THE TIME TO SCREAM IT TO THE HEAVENS! >> I DO, I DO! I DO HAVE SOMETHING I WANT TO SCREAM TO THE HEAVENS. >> AAH! I WISH... OH, THAT'S RIGHT. I'M ON MY OWN HERE. >> Tootie: BIRTHDAY GUESTS, BIRTHDAY GUESTS. I... PRINCESS TOOTIE, WANT YOU ALL TO KNOW THAT I HAVE-- >> OH, FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE, CHILD, SPIT IT OUT! >> (Timmy screaming) >> (gasping) >>> OOH! >> A BOYFRIEND! >> WHAT? >> WHAT? >> WHAT!? >>> (gasping) >>> PHEW. >> I MEAN, YES, A BOYFRIEND. >> NO!! GAAH! >> TOOTIE, BLINK TWICE IF YOU HAVE FAIRY GODPARENTS. (clock chiming) >> SAY WHAT? WHO? >> THIS IS NOT OVER. >> AND NOW IT IS. >> CURSE YOU, IGOR SIKORSKY AND ALL YOUR INFERNAL WINGLESS FLYING MACHINES! >> SO, YOU'RE MY FAIRY GODPARENTS AGAIN? >> YES. >> THEN I WISH TOOTIE FORGOT SHE HAD FAIRY GODPARENTS AND FORGOT THAT I WAS HER BOYFRIEND. >> THANKS FOR THE WONDERFUL BIRTHDAY PARTY, BOYFRIEND. I CAN'T REMEMBER HOW I-- >> I'M NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND. >> (whimpering) YOU'RE NOT? >> OH NO, IT'S THE MAGIC OF GUILT! >> TIMMY, GO FOR THE COMA! CLOSED CAPTIONING PROVIDED BY CORUS ENTERTAINMENT
