♪ Timmy is an average kid that no one understands ♪ ♪ Mom and Dad and Vicky always giving him commands ♪ >> Bed, twerp! ♪ The doom and gloom up in his room ♪ ♪ Is broken instantly ♪ ♪ By his magic little fish who grant his every wish ♪ ♪ 'Cause in reality... ♪ ♪ They are his OddParents ♪ ♪ Fairly OddParents ♪ >> Wands and wings! >> Floaty crown-y things. ♪ OddParents ♪ ♪ Fairly OddParents ♪ ♪ Really mod, pea pod ♪ ♪ Buff bod, hotrod ♪ >> Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice, giant snake, birthday cake, large fry, chocolate shake! ♪ OddParents Fairly OddParents ♪ ♪ It flips your lid when you are the kid ♪ ♪ With Fairly OddParents ♪ >> Yeah, right! >> HERE WE GO. ONE MORE DROP AND I'LL HAVE SOLVED THE ENERGY CRISIS. HUH? WHAT? (Screaming) (Monster snarling) >> YAY, NOW MY BUTT AND THE DISHES ARE CLEAN! (Deep rumbling) >> HAPPY HALLOWEEN! >> WAIT, WAIT. I DON'T HAVE ANY CLOTHES ON, AND IT'S NOT HALLOWEEN! >> I DON'T HAVE ANY IDEA HOW THAT HAPPENED. I WAS JUST DRIVING WHILE I DID MY MAKEUP, HAIR AND TAXES. >> HEY, TURNERS. NEED A LIFT? >> I KNOW IT'S WRONG TO TAKE RIDES FROM TALKING BIKES, BUT OKAY. >> Superbike: HANG ON... FOR YOUR LIFE! (Screaming) (Slurping) >> Monster: ARE YOU FRIENDS WITH TIMMY TURNER? >> WE KIND OF HANG OUT TOGETHER, BUT I'VE NEVER BEEN TO HIS HOUSE. >> Monster: CLOSE ENOUGH. >> WEIRD. I HAVEN'T SEEN CHESTER AND AJ OR MY BACK-UP FRIENDS SANJAY AND ELMER IN HOURS. I WONDER WHERE THEY ARE? MOM, DAD? THEY'RE GONE TOO? WHAT AM I GOING TO DO? >> WELL, I KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO DO. >> AND I KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO DO: EVERYTHING I ALWAYS WANTED TO! HMM, NOT MESSY ENOUGH. FINALLY, EVERY TEN-YEAR-OLD'S DREAM: A ROOM FULL OF SUPERMODELS! CAN YOU GUYS MAKE COOKIES? >> SUPER COOKIES! >> YAY! (Burping) >> UH, DON'T YOU THINK YOU SHOULD BE LOOKING FOR YOUR MOM, DAD, FRIENDS AND BACK-UP FRIENDS? >> OR WE COULD JUST WATCH THIS TAPE I WAS GIVEN BY IMAGINARY GARY. >> WHAT? IMAGINARY GARY? >> SURE, GARY. YOU REMEMBER GARY -- YOUR IMAGINARY FRIEND, REALLY DOESN'T LIKE YOU, TRIED TO KILL US ALL, REMEMBER? GOOD TIMES, GOOD TIMES. >> WHEN DID YOU GET THIS? >> REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE BOUNCING ON THE BED WITH THE SUPERMODELS WHO MADE THE COOKIES? (Screaming) >> IMAGINARY GARY? >> THAT'S RIGHT, TIM-TIM. IT'S ME, YOUR FORMER IMAGINARY FRIEND WHO VOWED I'D MAKE YOUR LIFE MISERABLE. ME AND A BUNCH OF YOUR OTHER UNWISHED WISHES HAVE CAPTURED YOUR FAMILY, FRIENDS, AND YOUR BACK-UP FRIENDS. NOW YOU CAN SUFFER THE LONELINESS-- >> HI, TIMMY, IT'S ME, SANJAY-- OOP! >> ...I SUFFERED WHEN YOU LEFT ME ALONE TO ROT IN YOUR HEAD, BEFORE SOMEONE LEFT THE DOOR UNLOCKED AND I ESCAPED, HA-HA! (Whistling) >> OH MY GOSH, IT'S DARK LASER, SUPERBIKE AND THE PUMPKINATOR ALL IN ONE CONVENIENT, EVIL LOCATION! >> BUT WE GOT RID OF THOSE GUYS MONTHS AGO. WHAT ARE THEY DOING WITH GARY? >> SHOULDN'T THEY ALL BE IN STORAGE? >> STORAGE? >> WELCOME TO FAIRY WORLD GIANT UNWISHED STORAGE, WHERE ALL DISCARDED FAIRY GODCHILD WISHES ARE STORED. >> MAN, I DIDN'T KNOW I'D UNWISHED SO MUCH STUFF. >> YOUR LOCKER GOT SO CRAMPED I HAD TO GIVE YOU A BIGGER LOCKER, AND THEN RELOCATE YOUR MOST VIOLENT, TIMMY-HATING WISHES TO AN UNDISCLOSED LOCATION. >> WHERE? >> AN UNCHARTED ISLAND IN THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE, OF COURSE. >> I LOVE THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE. IT'S MY SECOND FAVOURITE COUNTRY, AND MY FOURTH FAVOURITE SHAPE. >> IT'S PERFECT BECAUSE WE KNOW THAT NO ONE WOULD BE FOOL ENOUGH TO GO THERE. FOR YOUR OWN GOOD, STAY AWAY FROM UNWISH ISLAND. NOW, BE GONE! >> THERE IT IS, THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE! >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING? YOU CAN'T GO TO THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE. LIKE JORGEN SAID, ONLY A FOOL-- >> I'M IN! I'VE EVEN GOT BERMUDA SHORTS. >> RESCUING MY PARENTS, FRIENDS AND BACK-UP FRIENDS SHOULD BE A SNAP. I HAVE YOU GUYS PLUS A CLOSET FULL OF COOL STUFF I DIDN'T UNWISH. LIKE MY SHRINK SUIT. IT'S SO FULL OF GIZMOS AND GADGETS THERE'S NO WAY GARY CAN DEFEAT ME. >> DID I MENTION I PLAYED WITH THE SUIT A FEW TIMES AND BROKE IT? >> DID YOU PLAY WITH ANYTHING ELSE? >> I GET BORED WHEN YOU'RE AT SCHOOL. >> HEY, DON'T YOU STILL HAVE HEAT VISION? (Straining) >> AAH, HOT! >> THAT'S A YES. AND THERE'S MY ESCAPE TUBE SYSTEM TO THE UNCHARTED BERMUDA TRIANGLE ISLANDS. LET'S GO TO UNWISH ISLAND. >> AND YOU SAID THIS WAS A DUMB WISH. >> GOOD IDEA DISGUISING US AS MONKEYS, COSMO. >> I JUST WANTED TO SCRATCH MY BUTT WITHOUT BEING JUDGED. WHEE! >> GUYS, WE HAVE TO FIND EVERYONE, QUICK! >> TIMMY! >> WOW, THAT WAS CONVENIENT. >> MOM, DAD, AJ, CHESTER, ELMER, UH... >> SANJAY. >> RIGHT. STEP AWAY FROM THE BARS! >> OUR SON TIMMY HAS SET ASIDE HIS SELFISH AND COWARDLY INSTINCTS... >> ...AND HAS COME TO RESCUE US! >> YEAH, AND, UH, THIS ISN'T REAL, AND YOU GUYS ARE ALL IN A DREAM. >> Dad: OOH, A DREAM! (Murmuring) >> I'M HAVING ONE OF THOSE DREAMS WHERE I FORGOT TO WEAR MY PANTS. SWEET! >> AND I'M HAVING ONE OF THOSE DREAMS WHERE TIMMY SAVES ME AGAIN, BUT WHERE IS YOUR WHITE HORSE? >> NOW, GO HOME. GO TO BED, AND WHEN YOU WAKE UP IT WILL ALL BE NORMAL. >> SEE YOU IN MY NEXT DREAM. >> GO! >>> BYE, TIMMY! >> HA, AND YOU SAID A SECOND TUBE WAS AN EVEN STUPIDER IDEA. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED. (Rumbling) >> HEY, IT'S THE SPHINX YOU WISHED AWAY. >> BUT I DIDN'T WISH IT AWAY. >> OH -- WELL, IT SURE ADDS TO THE DRAMA. (Snarling) >> AAH! I WISH THE SPHINX AWAY! (Snarling) >> WE CAN'T WISH IT AWAY. THIS IS WHERE IT GETS WISHED AWAY TO. >> WELL, LOOKITY-LOO. IF IT ISN'T JOHNNY UNCOOL WISH-AWAY. LET'S SEE YOU WISH YOURSELF OUT OF THIS. >> AND NOW, PREPARE FOR MY DIABOLICAL YET TOTALLY COOL THREE-PART REVENGE PLAN. (Laughing) NOT COOL. >> I'M NOT AFRAID OF YOU, GARY. THEM? THEM I'M AFRAID OF. >> NOW FOR PHASE<i> UNO:</i> THE TOTALLY RIGGED -- YOU'RE GUILTY -- TRIAL. ORDER! GUILTY. ORDER! TIMMY TURNER, HOW DO YOU, GUILTY, PLEAD? >> TIMMY TURNER, GUILTY! >> THE TRIAL'S NOT OVER. >> I'LL BE BACK IN TEN GUILTY MINUTES. >> I'M-- >> GUILTY. OH, I CALLED IT. >> AND NOW FOR YOUR SENTENCE, PHASE<i> DOS</i> OF MY TOTALLY COOL THREE-PART PLAN: A DUEL WITH YOUR MOST DANGEROUS UNWISHED WISHES. COOKIE-BOOKIE-BOO! AFTER WHICH YOU WILL BE LOCKED AWAY LIKE YOU LOCKED ME AWAY IN YOUR HEAD, REPRESENTED HERE BY THIS TOTALLY METAPHORICAL JAIL HEAD. >> OBJECTION! TIMMY DOESN'T UNWISH ALL HIS WISHES. WHY DON'T YOU GIVE HIM A FIGHTING CHANCE? >> FINE. TIMMY CAN BRING ANY OF HIS WISHES THAT STILL LIKE HIM, IF THERE ARE ANY. (Cheering) >> INTRODUCING THE LARGEST GATHERING OF EVIL UNWISHED WISHES WHO TOTALLY WANT TO CRUSH TIMMY: PUMPKINATOR. >> TRICK OR TREAT. >> Gary: DARK LASER CHA-CHA. SIR SPHINX. SUPERBIKE, AND SUPER TOILET. >> AAH! SO MUCH CLOGGING! >> Gary: AND IN THE LOSER CORNER, FIGHTING WITH THE VILE PINK-HATTED TURNER, IS MARK CHANG AND THE FOUNDING FATHERS: BEN FRANKLIN, THOMAS JEFFERSON, AND GEORGE WASHINGTON. >> MUST CHOP WOOD! >> ARE YOU TELLING ME THESE ARE MY ONLY WISHES WHO STILL LIKE ME? >> DUDE, LET'S FACE IT. YOU CAN BE A LITTLE HARSH. >> I'M DEAD. >> BUCK UP, BUCK-TOOTHED SOLDIER. IT'S TIME TO CHOP SOME BUTT! >> I'LL AMEND YOUR FACE! >> MAYBE I'M NOT DEAD. WE ROCK! (Dinging) >> ...A-LING. (Roaring) (Timmy shouting) >> WE REEK. >> ACTUALLY, NOW THAT TIMMY HAS LANDED US IN THE HOOSEGOW, I FEEL AS THOUGH I'M NOT LOVING HIM MUCH AT ALL. >> SAME HERE. >> ME TOO. >> YOU HATE TIMMY TOO? OH, THEN COME ON OUT. >> I'M NEVER VOTING FOR ANY OF YOU AGAIN! >> WOW, THEY MAY DISLIKE YOU, BUT THEY SURE LOVE EACH OTHER. >> YOU'RE RIGHT. I'M THE COMMON ENEMY THAT BINDS THEM TOGETHER. IF YOU KEEP ME LOCKED UP IN THIS JAIL HEAD YOU'LL LOSE THE ONE THING YOU ALL HAVE IN COMMON -- A DEEP HATRED OF ME! >> AND ALTHOUGH EVERYONE FELT LOWLY AND UNWISHED, LOOK AT ALL THE FRIENDS YOU HAVE NOW. >> WELL, WE DO LOVE THIS ISLAND AND WE ALL REALLY CAN'T STAND UNCLE OVERBITE OVER THERE. I MEAN, I DON'T, DO YOU? YEAH, RIGHT. STILL, WE LIVE IN STRAW HUTS AND EAT COCONUTS FOR BREAKFAST, LUNCH AND DIN-DIN. >> WHAT WOULD YOU SAY IF I COULD MAKE IT ALL BETTER? ALL I NEED IS WANDA'S WAND BACK AND THE MAGIC COPIER. >> HOORAY! >> COWABUNGA, FLIPSY! >> WHAT'LL IT BE, SIR -- THE I- HATE-TIMMY BURGER, THE TIMMY'S- A-JERK CHICKEN SANDWICH, OR THE I'D-LIKE-TO-CLUB-TIMMY CLUB? AND INSTEAD OF A TIP YOU CAN PUNCH ME IN THE HEAD. >> LEAVING TIMMY COPIES ON UNWISH ISLAND TO SERVE GARY AND HIS CRONIES WAS A GOOD IDEA. I THINK THEY LIKE IT. >> ALMOST AS MUCH AS THEY DISLIKE TIMMY. >> YEAH, AND THE TIMMY COPIES DON'T JUST HELP MY ENEMIES. >> WOW! TIMMY'S CLEANING SO FAST HE'S EVERYWHERE AT ONCE. >> WE SURE ARE FORTUNATE TO HAVE A SON LIKE TIMMY. >> AT LEAST SOMEBODY LIKES ME! ♪ >> I'M JUST SAYING, WHAT IF VICKY'S FATHER SUDDENLY GOT A NEW JOB IN NEW ZEALAND AND SHE HAD TO MOVE? >> AH, EXCELLENT PLAN, TIMMY, BUT WHAT DID NEW ZEALAND DO TO YOU? (Alarm beeping) >> LOOK OUT, SOMEONE'S COMING. CHANGE INTO SOMETHING INCONSPICUOUS. >> OH BOY, FACE CAKE! (Screaming) >> COSMO, YOU NEED TO BE MORE CAREFUL ABOUT WHAT YOU CHANGE INTO. >> YEAH, I KNOW. IT'S A GOOD THING MY SCREAM SPOILED HIS APPETITE. (Smooching) (Screaming) >> COSMO, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? >> NOTHING. (Chainsaw buzzing) OW! OH, YEAH? WHY AREN'T YOU A GOLDFISH? >> OH, GOLDFISH ARE SO LAST WEEK. JACKHAMMERS ARE ALL THE RAGE. >> OW! DON'T LIE TO ME. >> LIE? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING-- ABOUT? >> I'M SORRY, SWEETIE. (Screaming) >> ALL RIGHT, WHAT'S GOING ON? WHY DO YOU KEEP CHANGING INTO THE WRONG THINGS? >> COSMO, ARE YOU HAVING PROBLEMS WITH YOUR YOU-KNOW-WHAT? >> EEP, NO! MY FA-GIGGLY GLAND IS FINE. >> NO, IT'S NOT. COSMO'S FA-GIGGLY GLAND IS FAR FROM FINE. >> WHAT'S A GA-GIGGLY HOOIE? >> THE FA-GIGGLY GLAND -- THE SPECIAL MAGICAL ORGAN IN A FAIRY'S BODY THAT ALLOWS US TO CHANGE SHAPE. >> OH, GIVE IT TO US STRAIGHT, DR. RIP STUDWELL. IS COSMO SICK? >> LET ME PUT THIS TO YOU IN TERMS COSMO COULD UNDERSTAND: YES. >> OH, NO! IF I CAN'T DISGUISE MYSELF ANYMORE MY DAYS AS A GODPARENT ARE OVER. I'LL HAVE TO GO BACK TO MY OLD JOB. >> COSMO, I'VE GOT GOOD NEWS AND BAD NEWS. THE GOOD NEWS IS I'M DUE TO TEE OFF AT 2:30. >> UH, HELLO? BAD NEWS? >> RIGHT, THE PART ABOUT YOU. THE BAD NEWS IS THERE'S ONLY ONE TREATMENT FOR FA-GIGGLY GLAND FAILURE: A FA-GIGGLY TRANSPLANT. >> BUT COSMO IS AN ONLY CHILD. WHERE ARE WE GOING TO FIND A DONOR? >> Jorgen: WELCOME TO FAIRY WORLD MAXIMUM SECURITY PRISON. IT IS HERE WHERE WE HOUSE FAIRY WORLD'S MOST DANGEROUS, VILLAINOUS AND SMELLIEST CRIMINALS. YOU WILL NOTICE WE HAVE EQUIPPED ALL OF OUR PRISONERS WITH ANTI-FLIGHT AND MAGIC UNIFORMS. THEY PREVENT MAGIC AND ARE BOTH FORM-FITTING AND SLIMMING. >> IT'S TRUE, Y'ALL. CHECK ME OUT. I LOOK LIKE ONE OF THEM TEENY LITTLE RUNWAY MODELS. 'CEPTING FOR MY TEETH AND THE FACT THAT I'M EATING FOOD. >> ANTI-WANDA? HEY, IT'S YOUR OPPOSITE ANTI-FAIRY! >> YES, THIS IS WHERE WE KEEP THE TRULY EVIL PRISONERS -- LIKE HIM, ANTI-COSMO. >> HELLO, CLARICE. >> WHO'S CLARICE? (Flushing) >> OH, SO SORRY, CAN'T SEE A THING WITHOUT MY MONOCLE. >> I DON'T LIKE THIS. ANTI-COSMO IS THE OPPOSITE OF COSMO: SMART, EVIL, SMART. >> RELAX, CHILD. I KNOW YOU'RE HERE BECAUSE COSMO'S FA-GIGGLY GLAND IS GOING BAD. >> HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT? >> BECAUSE I'M THE OPPOSITE OF YOU, COSMO, YOU IGNORANT BOOB, AND MY FA-GIGGLY GLAND IS GOING GOOD. MOO! MY DAYS AS AN ANTI-FAIRY ARE COMING TO AN END. OUR ONLY CHANCE IS FOR JORGEN TO LET ME OUT OF HERE SO DR. RIP STUDWELL CAN TRANSPLANT OUR FA-GIGGLY GLANDS INTO EACH OTHER. >> REALLY, IT IS ALL UP TO ME? LET ME SEE. I DON'T LIKE YOU, AND I DON'T LIKE YOU. (Screaming) AND STAY OUT! >> WELL, I GUESS IT'S BACK TO MY OLD, UNMENTIONABLY HORRIBLE JOB. >> NOT SO FAST, COSMO. IF JORGEN WON'T LET ANTI-COSMO OUT, WE'LL BUST HIM OUT. >> BUT TIMMY, FAIRY WORLD PRISON IS ESCAPE-PROOF. >> HA, THAT'S WHAT THEY SAID ABOUT THE ANTI-FAIRY ZONE AND I GOT ANTI-COSMO OUT OF THERE, DIDN'T I? >> THAT WAS BY ACCIDENT, AND IT'S THE VERY REASON THEY BUILT THIS NEW PRISON: TO KEEP EVIL GENIUSES IN. >> THEN WHAT WE NEED IS SOMETHING SUBTLE AND MOST OF ALL, QUIET. >> UH, THIS IS SUBTLE AND QUIET HOW? >> I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I'M SNEAKING UP ON THE PRISON. >> WHAT'S HE SAYING? >> AW, I LOVE YOU TOO. (Smooching) (Screaming) WHAT? >> Timmy: WE'RE GOING TO USE IT TO TUNNEL UNDER THE WALLS AND GET ANTI-COSMO OUT. >> TUNNEL? WAIT, NO! (Whirring) (Screaming) >> Wanda: WE WERE ON A CLOUD, YOU IDIOT! >> WHAT? >> ANY OTHER BRIGHT IDEAS? >> YUP. THIS PRISON TRACK MEET IS BOUND TO WORK. >> YEAH, THEY'LL NEVER EXPECT PRISONERS TO RUN AWAY DURING A PRISON TRACK MEET. >> HA! (Grunting) >> OH, LOOK, THERE IS ANTI-COSMO ABOUT TO DO THE POLE-VAULT. >> TALLY-HO! HA-HA! I'M FREE! SO LONG, SUCKERS-- OOP! >> YOU KNOW, FOR AN EVIL GENIUS YOU'D HAVE THOUGHT HE'D HAVE TAKEN THE TIME TO MEASURE THAT STICK. >> WHY DIDN'T YOU? >> STUPID, REMEMBER? STUPID! >> TIME FOR PLAN "C". MAYBE ANTI-COSMO CAN'T FLY, BUT WE CAN. >> YEAH, THIS PLAN IS PERFECT. AND NOW IT'S NOT. >> COSMO, YOU IGNORANT BOOB! (Timmy screaming) (Screaming) >> YOU IGNORANT BOOBS! YOU ARE SO PATHETIC! (Laughing) PATHETIC FAIRIES! >> OOF! (Cellphone ringing) >> HELLO? >> IT'S ME, DR. RIP STUDWELL, WITH BAD NEWS AND GOOD NEWS. THE BAD NEWS IS IF WE DON'T DO THE FA-GIGGLY TRANSPLANT SOON IT'S GOING TO BE TOO LATE. >> WHAT'S THE GOOD NEWS? >> I'M THREE UNDER PAR AFTER NINE HOLES. SEE? AT LEAST ONE OF US IS HAPPY. >> AW, WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO? WE'RE ALMOST OUT OF TIME. >> HEY, THIS IS A DIAGRAM AND AN ESCAPE PLAN. >> IS IT FROM ANTI-COSMO? >> LET ME CHECK. "DEAR MORONS: YES, THIS ESCAPE PLAN IS FROM ME, ANTI-COSMO, EVIL GENIUS." >> SO, WHO'S IT FROM? >> THIS PLAN IS BRILLIANT! >> WELL, HE IS THE ANTI-COSMO. >> WHAT DOES THAT MAKE ME? HURRY UP! >> SO, MR. BIG-TOOTH LAUNDRY MAN AND HAIRY-LIPPED LAUNDRY WOMAN, ARE YOU READY TO LEAVE WITH YOUR LOAD OF LAUNDRY? >> YUP. >> YOU BET. >> SO YOU WILL NOT MIND IF I VIOLENTLY STICK THIS PITCHFORK INTO YOUR LAUNDRY? >> NOPE. >> NO, NOT AT ALL. >> CAN WE GO NOW? >> WELL, SINCE YOUR LAUNDRY ISN'T SCREAMING LIKE FACE CAKE, SURE. >> MY ANTI-COSMO SURE WAS RIGHT WHEN HE SAID YOU'D BE SO BUSY LOOKING IN THE LAUNDRY BASKET YOU'D NEVER THINK TO LOOK UNDER THIS THING. >> OH, ANTI-WANDA, I DO LOVE YOU SO MUCH, BUT YOU ARE SUCH A TWIT. >> I FEEL YOUR PAIN. >> YEAH, WELL, PREPARE TO FEEL MY PAIN. (Screaming) >> THIS WAY! >> NO, THIS WAY! RUN FOR THE GATE! (Screaming) >> COSMO, YOU IGNORANT BOOB, IT'S LOCKED! >> YEAH, BUT REMEMBER THAT UNMENTIONABLY HORRIBLE JOB I SAID I HATED? THAT JOB WAS BEING A MAGIC KEY. SO MANY DARK LOCKS, SO COLD, IT'S SO COLD... >> YES, YES, LET ME SUMMARIZE: COSMO'S AN IDIOT; WE'RE VERY LUCKY. NOW, IF COSMO CAN STAY A KEY FOR ABOUT FIVE SECONDS WE CAN GET OUT AND FIND OUR DOCTOR. (Roaring) >> TREE, KNEE, FLEA, LETTER "G," MAGIC KEY! >> HOORAY! >> YOU FOOLS! NO ONE ESCAPES JORGEN VON-- QUACK. OOF... AAH! MY FA-GIGGLY GLAND! I MUST FIND THE ANTI-JORGEN. >> DR. STUDWELL, WE'RE HERE WITH ANTI-COSMO FOR THE TRANSPLANT. >> FANTASTIC. I'VE GOT GOOD NEWS-- >> AND BAD NEWS. >> AND MORE GOOD NEWS. THE FIRST GOOD NEWS IS YOU JUST MADE IT. (Cheering) THE BAD NEWS IS WE DON'T HAVE TIME TO GET TO THE HOSPITAL. >> AW... >> BUT THE OTHER GOOD NEWS IS I'M A FAIRY DOCTOR. YOU MIGHT WANT TO LOOK AWAY. >> IF I DON'T MAKE IT, STAY AWAY FROM MY WIFE. >> AND IF I DO MAKE IT, TAKE MINE. >> UGH. >> WELL, DOCTOR? >> I'VE GOT GOOD NEWS, BAD NEWS, WORSE NEWS, AND HORRIBLE NEWS. THE GOOD NEWS IS THE OPERATION WAS A COMPLETE SUCCESS AND COSMO IS GOING TO BE FINE. >> YAY! >> LOOK AT ME! I'M BACK TO NORMAL, AND I GOT THIS REALLY COOL SCAR. >> AAH! HEY, I THOUGHT YOU WERE CURED. >> I AM -- I JUST NEVER GET TIRED OF THAT. >> AND THE BAD NEWS IS YOUR INSURANCE ISN'T GOING TO COVER THIS. (Screaming) THE WORSE NEWS IS ANTI-COSMO HAS ESCAPED. (Screaming) >> AND THE HORRIBLE NEWS? >> HE'S ON MY CELLPHONE FOR COSMO, AND HE CALLED COLLECT. YOUR INSURANCE WON'T COVER THAT EITHER. >> HELLO? YES, I'LL ACCEPT THE CHARGES. >> Anti-Cosmo:<i> COSMO, OLD</i> <i> FRIEND, SINCE WE BOTH CARRY</i> <i> A PIECE OF EACH OTHER INSIDE</i> <i> OF US I SEE NO REASON FOR US</i> <i> TO DO BATTLE.</i> <i> BUT I WARN YOU,</i> <i> DON'T LOOK FOR ME.</i> I SAID DON'T LOOK FOR ME! >> Cosmo's Voice: BYE, TIMMY! BYE, WANDA. >> Anti-Cosmo: OH! OH, NO! >> WELL, THAT WAS WEIRD. FOR A SECOND, RIGHT AS HE LEFT, ANTI-COSMO SOUNDED JUST LIKE COSMO. >> YEAH. YOU DON'T THINK THAT MORE THAN THEIR FA-GIGGLY GLANDS GOT TRANSPLANTED? >> Anti-Cosmo Voice: OH, PERISH THE THOUGHT. CLARICE, WHEN DID YOU GET HERE? HAVE YOU SEEN WANDA? ♪
