♪ TIMMY IS AN AVERAGE KID ♪ THAT NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ♪ MOM AND DAD AND VICKY ♪ ALWAYS GIVING HIM COMMANDS >> BED, TWERP! ♪ THE DOOM AND GLOOM ♪ UP IN HIS ROOM ♪ IS BROKEN INSTANTLY ♪ BY HIS MAGIC LITTLE FISH ♪ WHO'LL GRANT HIS EVERY WISH ♪ 'CAUSE IN REALITY ♪ THEY ARE HIS ODDPARENTS ♪ FAIRLY ODDPARENTS >> WANDS AND WINGS. >> FLOATY, CROWNY THINGS. ♪ ODDPARENTS ♪ FAIRLY ODDPARENTS ♪ REALLY MOD, BEAN POD ♪ BUFF BOD, HOT ROD >> OBTUSE, RUBBER GOOSE, GREEN MOOSE, GUAVA JUICE, GIANT SNAKE, BIRTHDAY CAKE, LARGE FRIES, CHOCOLATE SHAKE! ♪ ODDPARENTS ♪ FAIRLY ODDPARENTS ♪ THEY LET YOU LIVE ♪ WHEN YOU WERE A KID ♪ WITH FAIRLY ODDPARENTS ♪♪ >> YEAH, RIGHT! CLOSED CAPTIONING PROVIDED BY CORUS ENTERTAINMENT >> HEY, FUTURE CRIME STOPPER, TELL ME YOUR NAME AND I'LL SIGN THIS PHOTO OF ME AS T.V.'s CATMAN. >> I DON'T WANT YOUR AUTOGRAPH. >> "I DON'T WANT..." >> woman: HELP! >> A CRY FOR HELP! THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR... CATMAN! HERE YOU GO. >> AIEE! THESE PRICES ARE A CRIME. >> DID SOMEBODY SAY "CRIME"? >> cop: I HOPE YOU KNOW A GOOD LAWYER. >> YOUR HONOUR, I WISH MY CLIENT CATMAN WAS NOT GUILTY. >> TIMMY, I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU DO IT. I GUESS THE WORLD DOESN'T NEED CRIME FIGHTERS WITH COLOURFUL COSTUMES ANYMORE. (barfing hairball) >>> (screaming) >> CRIMSON CHIN, WE NEED YOU AND YOUR COLOURFUL COSTUME! <i> ♪ HERE COMES THE CRIMSON CHIN ♪</i> >> YOUR HEAVY METAL HOUSEHOLD WEAPONRY WILL NEVER WIPE AWAY JUSTICE FROM THIS CITY, IRON MAIDEN! >>> (cheering) YAY, CRIMSON CHIN! >> WOW, THEY SURE LOVE THEIR COLOURFUL CRIME FIGHTERS IN THE CRIMSON CHIN'S WEB-TOON. >> BUT NOT IN DIMMSDALE. ADAM SURE SEEMED UPSET OUTSIDE THE COURTHOUSE. >> YEAH, AND HE'S STILL UPSET. >> TIMMY, WHAT'LL I DO ALL DAY IF I CAN'T FIGHT CRIME? I CAN'T LICK THE SPOONS CLEAN AT THE DAIRY WHIP. THAT WOULD BE UNSANITARY. >>> YAY, CRIMSON CHIN! >> HEY, I KNOW A PLACE THAT WOULD LOVE A FANTASTIC FELINE CRIME FIGHTER LIKE YOURSELF. >> CAT-TASTIC! HOW DO WE GET THERE? >> CAN I BORROW YOUR CAT NAP SPRAY? I WISH WE WERE IN THE CRIMSON CHIN'S WEB-TOON. >> WHERE AM I? HEY, I KNOW YOU, YOU'RE CLEFT, THE BOY CHIN WONDER. HAVE YOU SEEN MY YOUTHFUL PAL TIMMY? >> CATMAN, IT'S ME, TIMMY. >> TIMMY! AH, THANK HEAVENS, I... CLEFT, THANK HEAVENS, TIMMY'S MISSING AND I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO-- DOGS! CATS ARE A-SCARED OF DOGS! >> RELAX, THAT'S CLEFTO AND ACE, CAT-FRIENDLY AND FAITHFUL CANINE SIDEKICKS OF THE ONE AND ONLY CRIMSON CHIN. >> SO YOU WANT ME TO TAKE A VACA-CHIN AND LET CATMAN FIGHT CRIME HERE IN MY WEB-TOON? WELL, I COULD USE A BREAK FROM MY NEVER-ENDING BATTLE FOR JUSTICE. >> HA HA! IT IS I, H2-OLGA! GET SET TO GET DUNKED, CRIMSON CHIN. >> YOUR DAYS OF CRIME ARE DRIED UP. >> SUPER ABSORBENT CAT LITTER WITH DEODORIZING CRYSTALS? NO, NOO! >>> YAY, CATMAN! >> CATMAN, I LEAVE CHINCINATTI IN YOUR VERY CAPABLE HANDS. >> PAWS. I HAVE PAWS BECAUSE I'M PART CAT. >> WHATEVER. ALOHA. >> OKAY, EVERYBODY, THERE'S A NEW SUPERHERO IN TOWN AND HIS NAME IS CATMAN. I JUST WISH TIMMY WERE HERE TO SEE THIS. TIMMY! >> HA HA! THE ADMIRAL'S SECRET RECIPE. (sirens wailing) >>> CRIMSON CHIN! >> (barfing hairball) PURR-FECT. >> (cackling) >>> (cheering) >> NOW NOW, REMEMBER, I DRINK MY MILK JUST LIKE YOU, ON MY KNEES, LAPPING IT FROM A BOWL NEXT TO THE REFRIGERATOR. >> SO, YOU READY TO GO HOME NOW? >> ARE YOU INSANE!? NO, WAIT, THAT'S ME. I'M NEVER LEAVING! AND IF YOU'RE GOING TO BE MY SIDEKICK, WHOEVER YOU ARE, YOU'RE GOING TO NEED A NEW SECRET IDENTITY. >> WEE WEE KITTY BOY? >> I KNEW YOU'D LOVE IT, AND LOOK, YOU COME WITH YOUR OWN FLUFFY CYCLE. AND CHECK OUT THE FEARSOME WEE WEE KITTY HORN. >> horn:<i> LOVE ME!</i> >> THAT'S IT, I'M STOPPING THIS RIGHT NOW. ACE, CLEFTO, I WISH... HEY, WHERE'RE ACE AND CLEFTO? >> THE MANGY MONGRELS, I LOCKED THEM AWAY IN MY SUPER LIQUID LASER DOG CRATE ACCESSIBLE ONLY THROUGH A SUPER SECRET CAT PASSWORD. (computer bleeping) >> THE CHIN ISN'T GOING TO LIKE THIS. <i> ♪ HERE COMES THE CRIMSON CHIN ♪</i> >> WHAT IN THE NAME OF ALL THINGS MANDIBULUR IS GOING ON HERE? >> CHIN, I CAN EXPLAIN! >> NO NEED, BOO BOO CUDDLY BOY. IT LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY'S GOTTEN TOO BIG FOR HIS WHISKERS. >> UH, YOUR STANDARD HERO VERSUS HERO COMBAT RULES? >> LOSER LEAVES TOWN FOREVER? >> YOU GOT IT. LET'S TAKE THIS OUTSIDE. >> WE ARE OUTSIDE. >> YOU WIN ROUND ONE, CHIN, BUT LET'S SEE HOW YOU HANDLE ROUND TWO. >> NICE SNAPPY HERO BANTER. ME? I LIKE TO CHIN-PROVISE. >> OH, MAN, I CAN'T LOOK, BUT I HAVE TO BECAUSE IT'S KIND OF COOL. >> ONE PROBLEM WITH ADLIBBING: WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN THE CAT'S GOT YOUR TONGUE? GET IT? >> THREE, TWO, ONE, YOU'RE OUT! CATMAN WINS! >>> (cheering) >> EASY CITIZENS, I'M JUST LIKE YOU: I, TOO, GO TO THE BATHROOM IN A BOX IN THE CORNER OF THE LAUNDRY ROOM. >> CHIN, NO, DON'T GO! >> I'M OKAY, KITTY KITTY BANG BANG. I LOST FAIR AND SQUARE. IF THIS TOWN WANTS A CAT-BASED HERO INSTEAD OF A CHIN-BASED ONE, I WON'T ARGUE. HEY, DO YOU HAVE 50 CENTS IN THAT GIRLY GIRLY OUTFIT? >> OH MY GOSH, HE'S SO UPSET HE FORGOT HE COULD FLY OFF IN A HUFF! AW, MAN, I'VE GOT TO GET COSMO AND WANDA FREE AND FIX HIS WISH! BUT FIRST I GOTTA CLIMB THIS REALLY BIG WINDY HILL. ALMOST THERE... YUP, STILL CLIMBING. HERE I GO! A SUPER SECRET PASSWORD, HUH? WHAT PASSWORD WOULD SOMEBODY AS DEEP AND COMPLICATED AS CATMAN CHOOSE AS HIS PASSWORD? C-A-T. >> LET ME GUESS, WE NEED TO CREATE A SUPER VILLAIN THAT WILL GET THE CHIN AND CATMAN ON THE SAME CRIME FIGHTING TEAM? >> SOMETHING CATMAN CAN'T STOP ALONE, SOMETHING HE HATES AND THAT HE'LL NEED THE CHIN'S HELP TO DEFEAT. >> ARE YOU THINKING WHAT I'M THINKING? >>> YOU'RE THINKING!? >> YEAH, I WAS THINKING BIG MECHANICAL DOG. >>> BIG MECHANICAL DOG? >> (roaring) >>> (screaming) >> EVIL ROBOT VILLAIN, YOU'RE NOT WELCOME HERE! AIEE! NICE DOGGIE! NICE BIG ROBOT DOGGIE THAT I'M A-SCARED OF. >> (snarling) >> NOW, LET'S SEE WHAT DOG-ZILLA HAS IN HIS UTILITY BELT. (fleas buzzing) AND THE ONLY THING CATS HATE MORE THAN FLEAS IS A BATH. >> MUST... LICK... SELF... DRY... MIGHT TAKE A WHILE. >> WOW, LOOK AT ALL THE PLACES HE CAN REACH WITH HIS CAT TONGUE. >> SO, WHEN DOES THE CHIN COME IN? >> RIGHT ABOUT NOW. (loud howling) >>> (screaming) >> I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT! WHAT ELSE CAN I DO TO MAKE THIS BEAST HEEL? >> PERHAPS TEAM-WORK. BUT I CAN'T DO IT. I'M A-SCARED OF DOGS. >> RIGHT, BECAUSE DOGS CHASE CATS. QUICK, CATMAN, RUN, RUN TO THE PARK LIKE THE LITTLE KITTEN YOU ARE! >> (snarling) >> CATMAN DOESN'T LIKE THIS PLAN. >> BUT DOG-ZILLA WILL LOVE THIS! >> (snarling) >> HERE, BOY! FETCH! >> (excited woofing) >>> (cheering) (cheering) >> I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT. THEY SHUNNED YOU AND YOU CAME BACK ANYWAY. >> THAT'S BECAUSE GREAT HEROES DON'T FIGHT FOR FAME OR ADULATION. HERE YOU GO, HA HA! YOU FIGHT FOR JUSTICE. >> THAT'S WHY I NEED TO GO BACK TO THE PLACE THAT SHUNNED ME AND SAVE IT FROM CRIME, WHETHER THEY WANT ME TO OR NOT. >> AND THEY DON'T. >> FOR WHENEVER SOMEONE IN DIMMSDALE CALLS FOR HELP BUT DOESN'T WANT ME TO HELP THEM, I WILL ANSWER THAT CALL ANYWAY, AND THEN I'LL CALL TIMMY. >> YOUR HONOUR, I WISH MY CLIENT, CATMAN, WAS NOT GUILTY. >> TIMMY, I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU DO IT. I WISH CLEFT WERE HERE TO SEE THIS. CLEFT! (♪♪♪) >> GOOD MORNING, TIMMY. GOSH, WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY. >> AND ALL I NEED IS A WELL-BALANCED, NUTRITIOUS BREAKFAST TO GIVE ME THE ENERGY TO DESTROY IT-- I MEAN ENJOY IT. I WISH I HAD A HAM AND CHEESE OMELETTE. (farting sound) >> SORRY, ACCORDING TO THE RULES WE STOP SERVING BREAKFAST WISHES AT 10:30. >> I'M SICK OF ALL THESE RULES! I WANT AN OMELETTE! AND NOTHING WILL DISTRACT THE LASER FOCUS OF MY TEN YEAR MIND UNTIL I GET MY-- NEAT, A GARAGE SALE! >> OOH, I'VE GOT A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS. >> MR. BIRKENBAKE, WHAT KIND OF GARAGE SALE IS THIS? THERE'S NO GARAGE. >> OF COURSE NOT. I'M A TEACHER. I CAN'T AFFORD A GARAGE. IT'S AN "I DON'T HAVE A GARAGE GARAGE SALE". I DON'T MAKE CROCKER MONEY. >> "MAKE SMOOF NOT WAR"? WHAT'S SMOOF? >> ONLY THE GREATEST NATURALLY OCCURRING MATERIAL ON EARTH, LITTLE DUDE. >> WHOA, HOW COME I'VE NEVER HEARD OF SMOOF BEFORE? >> BECAUSE THE<i> MAN</i> DOESN'T WANT YOU TO. >> OKAY...? SMOOF. SMOOF, SMOOF. OOH, DARK SIDE OF THE SMOOF. HEY, NEAT SQUISHY LAMP. (♪♪♪) >> WHOA! THAT WAS SOME PARTY. HEY, THIS ISN'T CHARO'S HOUSE, AND THESE AREN'T MY PANTS. >> HEY, YOU'RE A GENIE. >> WELL, I GUESS WE CAN TAKE BRAINS OFF THE WISH LIST. OKAY, KID, HERE'S THE DEAL: I AM NORM. I'M A MAGICAL GENIE, AND I-- HEY, HEY, WAIT UP! >>> (giggling) >> HEY, WHAT'S THE BIG TEN YEAR OLD HURRY? WHAT, ARE YOU LATE FOR A WEDGIE? DON'T YOU GET IT? FOR FREEING ME FROM THE LAMP YOU GET THREE WISHES, SO-- >>> (giggling) >> HEY, HEY, SMOOF FOR BRAINS, WHAT PART OF THREE WISHES DID YOU NOT UNDERSTAND? >> TIMMY DOESN'T NEED YOU, HE HAS FAIRY GODPARENTS. >> AAH! THE SWIRL IS DANGEROUS! >> FAIRY GODPARENTS. OH, YEAH, YEAH, THEY'RE USEFUL. HEY, FRUIT CUP, TELL YOU WANT, GO PICK UP MY DRY CLEANING, HUH? >> YES SIR! >> DID I MENTION THESE WERE RULE-FREE WISHES? >> TIMMY, YOU HAVE TO BE CAREFUL. GENIES ARE NOTORIOUSLY TRICKY. >> THEY ALWAYS GRANT YOU WHAT YOU WANT, BUT IT ALWAYS BITES YOU IN THE BUTT. >> WELL, YOUR WISHES ALWAYS SEEM TO BITE ME IN THE BUTT, AND HIS ARE RULE-FREE. OKAY, NORM, YOU'RE ON, BUT I'LL START WITH SOMETHING SIMPLE JUST TO BE SAFE, LIKE EVEN THOUGH IT'S AFTER 10:30, I WISH I HAD A HAM AND CHEESE OMELETTE. OW OW OW HOT HOT! >> HA, GUESS YOU SHOULD HAVE WISHED FOR AN OMELETTE ON A PLATE, HA HA HA! LET ME GUESS: PUBLIC SCHOOL, RIGHT? >> TIMMY, SEE? HE TRICKED YOU. >> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? THIS IS DELICIOUS! >> WELL, IT IS. AND THE TOPSOIL MAKES IT CRUNCHY ON THE OUTSIDE AND CHEWY ON THE INSIDE. >> TIME TO GET WHAT I'VE ALWAYS WANTED: TRIXIE TANG'S LOVE! >> TIMMY, THIS IS GOING TO END BADLY. >> I'LL JUST BE MORE SPECIFIC. I WISH TRIXIE TANG LOVED TIMMY TURNER. A-HA! >> WHATEVER YOU SAY, JERRY. SORTA. >> I LOVE TIMMY TURNER. I LOVE TIMMY TURNER, I LOVE TIMMY TURNER. >> EXCELLENT! NOT EXCELLENT! WHO'S THAT? >> THAT'S TIMMY P. TURNER OF KENOSHA, WISCONSIN. AND THAT IS TIMMY K. TURNER, EL SEGUNDO, CALIFORNIA. THAT'S TIMOTHY T. TURNER OF PLATTSBURGH, GEORGIA. >> OH BOY, YOU ARE SWEET! >> YOU KNOW WHAT THEY ALL HAVE IN COMMON? THEY'RE ALL SMARTER THAN YOU. HA HA HA! ISN'T THIS FUN? I THINK IT'S FUN. >> YOU'RE GOING BACK IN THE LAMP. ALL RIGHT, NORM, IN YOU GO. >> I CAN'T. YOU HAVE TO MAKE ONE MORE WISH FIRST AND THEN I ACTUALLY GET FORCIBLY SUCKED BACK INTO THE LAMP. HOW GREAT IS THAT? >> HERE'S THAT LIST OF HORSES YOU WANTED, NORM. >> OH THANKS, PUDDING POP. >> TIMMY, MAKE A VERY SIMPLE WISH SO HE CAN'T TRICK YOU. A GLASS OF WATER, A CUPCAKE. >> WORLD PEACE! >> OH, SURE, YOU HAVE ONE LAST RULE-FREE WISH, WHY NOT WASTE IT? THE LAST THING YOU'D WANT TO DO IS WISH THAT YOUR DAD HAD A BILLION JILLION DOLLARS OR ANYTHING STUPID LIKE THAT. >> NICE TRY, BUT EVEN I KNOW THERE'S NO SUCH NUMBER AS A JILLION, SO I'LL JUST WISH FOR THE BILLION. HA, EAT THAT, NORM! (sirens wailing) >> policeman on loudspeaker: <i> SURRENDER, TIMMY TURNER'S DAD!</i> <i> YOUR COUNTERFEITING DAYS</i> <i> ARE OVER, OVER.</i> >> NICE GOING, TURNER. >> AND SPEAKING OF GOING, THINK FAST! >> LOOK, I THOUGHT FAST, FINALLY! >> HEY, WHAT HAPPENED? >> WHAT CAN I SAY? ONCE THE THIRD WISH IS MADE MAGIC LAMPS SUCK UP THE NEAREST SOURCE OF MAGIC, WHICH IN THIS CASE JUST HAPPENED TO BE THOSE TWO FLOATING BRAIN SURGEONS. HA, THIS IS FUN! BUT DON'T WORRY, THEY'LL GET OUT AS SOON AS SOME OTHER LOSER RUBS THE LAMP. >> HELLO, BIRKENBAKE. >> HELLO, PUPPET OF THE MILITARY INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX, OR, SHOULD I SAY, THE<i> MAN.</i> >> I'M LOOKING FOR A PRESENT FOR MY UNCLE ALBERT, SOME FORM OF VINTAGE LIGHTING THAT SAYS "I GOT THIS BECAUSE I HAD TO". >> HANG TIGHT, BRO, I GOT JUST THE THING. >> OH, NO, I WANT TO SEE ALL OF YOUR VINTAGE LIGHTING FIXTURES AND THEN I'LL BUY THAT LAMP. >> GAAH, THE LAMP! I CAN'T LET CROCKER GET THE LAMP! IF HE RUBS IT COSMO AND WANDA WILL BE EXPOSED! YOU TRICKED ME! >> WEIRD, HUH? HOW COULD I HAVE TRICKED YOU? I MEAN, YOU'RE TEN YEARS OLD, AND I'M 50 THOUSAND, HA HA! AND WITH THOSE TEETH. I MEAN, LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THOSE THINGS! HEY, THERE'S SOMETHING YOU COULD HAVE WISHED FOR: HUMAN-SIZED TEETH. WELL, I'M OFF TO DESTROY CANADA. THEY'VE HAD IT TOO GOOD FOR TOO LONG. (vacuum humming) WHAT THE--? I CAN'T GET OUT! DARN IT. THIS BAG IS MADE OUT OF SMOOF, ISN'T IT? THREE THINGS I CAN'T ESCAPE FROM: MAGIC LAMPS, THE CHARMS OF BARBARA EDEN, AND SMOOF STUFF. >> YUP, AND I'LL ONLY LET YOU OUT FOR THREE MORE WISHES. >> Norm: HUH, WHAT'S THE WORD I'M LOOKING FOR? OH YEAH -- NO! >> OH, REALLY? >> Norm: OW, OW, OW, OW! >> COMING OUT? >> Norm: WHAT'S ANOTHER WORD I'M LOOKING FOR, IT'S ON THE TIP OF MY TONGUE... OH YEAH: NEVER! (bees buzzing) AIEE! ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, YOU WIN. I'LL GIVE YOU THREE MORE WISHES. ALL RIGHT, SMART GUY, WHAT ARE YOUR THREE WISHES THIS TIME? AND SERIOUSLY, YOU PROBABLY WANT TO DO THE TEETH THING. COME ON NOW, KID, TRY TO OUTWIT ME, YOU CAN DO IT! AND BY THAT I MEAN YOU CANNOT DO IT! >> HE'S RIGHT, I CAN'T. NOT BY MYSELF. IF I'M GOING TO GET COSMO AND WANDA BACK AND UNDO ALL OF NORM'S TRICKS, I NEED SOMEONE WHO'S AS DISHONEST AND DEVIOUS AS A 50 THOUSAND YEAR OLD MAGICAL JERK. I WISH I HAD A LAWYER! >> YEAH, YEAH, FIVE ACES-- HUH? WHAT? OH, HELLO NORM. >> OH GREAT, HIM. >> HI, I'M FAIRY MASON, ATTORNEY AT LAW. WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE PROBLEM? INITIAL HERE, HERE, HERE AND HERE, AND YOUR WISH TO TURN EVERYTHING BACK TO NORMAL IS A DONE DEAL. >> I HATE BEING OUT-JERKED. >> AND NOW TO GIVE THE BIGGEST, FATTEST, WETTEST KISS TO DIMMSDALE'S OWN TIMMY TURN-- NEAT, A GARAGE SALE! >> AIEE! YOU WIN THIS ROUND, TURNER, BUT MARK MY WORDS, I WILL GET YOU. AND YOU TOO, CANADA. >> Crocker: A-HA! THIS IS PERFECT. OH, BY THE WAY, "F"! >> DON'T YOU WANT TO WIPE OFF SOME OF THE SMOOF DUST? >> OH NO! CROCKER'S GOING TO RUB THE LAMP! >> DO YOU HAVE ANY BRAIN CELLS LEFT? THAT'S WHAT GIVES THIS PIECE ITS HISTORICAL AUTHENTICITY. I'M GOING TO SHIP IT AS IS AND RIGHT AWAY. MY UNCLE ALBERT WILL LOVE THIS. I'M SURE THEY DON'T HAVE ANYTHING LIKE THIS IS IN CANADA. >> (cackling) THIS IS MY EVIL LAUGH. I'VE BEEN WORKING ON IT FOR A LITTLE BIT. WHAT DO YOU THINK? (cackling) >> LESSON LEARNED. THE RULES DON'T JUST STOP ME FROM MAKING BAD WISHES, THEY PROTECT ME FROM THEM TOO, AND I'LL NEVER FORGET THAT-- NEAT, A FIRE HYDRANT! >> (groaning) >> man: PACKAGE, UNCLE ALBERT. >> SPLENDID! PUT IT BY THE OTHER ONES, EH? AH... ANOTHER LAMP FOR MY COLLECTION. I CAN'T WAIT TO RUB IT. AS SOON AS THEY LET ME OUT OF THIS STRAITJACKET! (maniacal cackling) >> POOR SAP. HE THINKS GENIES REALLY EXIST. >> LOONY, EH? >> (cackling) GENIES! >> Norm: AW, SMOOF. CLOSED CAPTIONING PROVIDED BY CORUS ENTERTAINMENT
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i love stuff like this, guest appearances/small/obscure roles, thanks for sharing it
I enjoyed it honestly