The Fairly Odd Parents | Shelf Life #TBT

[Music] well students it's the last day of school you're probably all very excited about your whole look free summer vacation you bet it's summer time of fun for looking at the beach and carefree outdoor merriment and [Music] adults like me but if you're a kid you have to spend the summer writing a 500 page book report this is the approved list of books from which you may choose have a nice summer don't forget to write write and write page book report sounds like fun get some sno-cones wish for world peace get some sno-cones I've got an idea let's say we head on over to the library well you know to get an early start on that five hundred page book report that you'll have to do at some point because the library is full of information and you're gonna blow it off until the last minute aren't you of course I'm not gonna blow it off until the last minute I just can't wait to spend the entire summer exploring the wonder of books [Music] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] actually to me I didn't my report Mexico and it's being made into a feature film and I'm planning on flunking this year so I stopped caring months ago we're going to the all day all free end of summer kids who did their summer book report carnival which is free and why did you walk all the way here to the library with me [Music] Oh cheer up timmy the library can be just as much fun as a free Street carnival right Cosmo well for one can't wait to see what magical deep and complicated piece of literature you're going to read for your report everyone knew spatsville was a fun little town there was only one rule you could not have our friend there are many morals to this story but here's what I choose when you come down to spatsville don't they fun of rats shoes [Music] [Music] you're 499 pages short and this book isn't on the approved list holy wet blanket to me she's right these are the proctor said you can use astrophysics for morons yeah look at all the pretty colors and the word which one who uses a lie hey who cares about the laws of physics physics problems with his fists no he's British so he sobs inland cricket one way to find out since I don't have the time or the attention span to read this let's just poof mr. fancy came out here Oh but Timmy reading is for suckers without fairy godparents right I wish here [Music] Timofey My dear boy I am Sherlock Holmes the world's greatest detective by his vacant stare in the way she's glaring at him I introduced the cheese married and he's a drooling imbecile Wow everyone's read this book are you daft I'm a detective not a babysitter and now I'm off to find the vendor diamond I can totally relate Ventures of Tom Sawyer what's this about no it's a classic adventure about a lazy kid who gets everybody else to do his work for him Tom Sawyer gets unsuspecting dumb kids to do his work by being a smooth talking con artist then I'm fine cuz I'm not [Music] wait a minute st. the Mississippi River and you ain't hooked and you I'm Becky my name is Timmy turn your book my book yeah you're a storybook character your adventures were written about in 1876 by mr. Mark Twain anybody who reads this book knows all about your life and all the adventures you have you mean it's the same story every time yep in one chapter you sail down the Mississippi with Huck Finn and in another chapter you get a boy to paint a fence for you rivers panting what a thrilling story just at golf in a nap and you're all done well when you put it that way it does sound powerful boring I mean this stuff we go monster trucks rock and roll bands now that's exciting I wish I could change my story a bit with stuff like this sorry but in order to do that you'd need a magic wand like this [Music] you're right I'm Way too dull to handle one Lowe's that's right you're here to help titty write a book report so we can go to the our day our research let's pin the tail on Elmer right fair that sounds powerful fun Timmy and come to think of it I'd be downright proud to do all your school work for you really come on one of your floaty magic you tap friends keeps me company not me I don't want any part of this if you need me I'll be in the old manner section what are you waiting for mosey on down to that free carnival whilst me and your pal here commence to writing your paper t-turn Thanks what is that you were just a con man oh I am a con man if con is short for con you believe you ain't at the street fair yet so that's what con means I've been wondering ever since that guy sold me the Brooklyn Bridge dropped my wand this is gonna be way too easy painting this for my good time what how did things get here to the fence okay he done traded me his magicky stick for painting lessons and I felt so bad for Tom that I threw him magic lessons and your snow cone like the boss of me with this magic stick nobody is and I never go back in there [Music] Oh Hilary how did you put up with it [Music] Niner Delta Cosmo lost his fictional character from his wand [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] Oh Timmy we gotta find to a lawyer and get the wand back [Music] well judging by the huge amount of words and lack of pictures you can cover I guarantee it's nothing I've ever read Oh Marion [Music] three more stories Captain Ahab sir Wow we must be inside Moby Dick the story of the great white whale gotten what has gotten over those fancy goand arches wait here oh yes the conniving God from Missouri caused all claims our haven't were that fancy glowing stickers right into the climax of the story where Captain Ahab has a duel to the fifth with a great white whale his arch nemesis okay I didn't even read the book no that's not character huh gotta go there's a whole mess up just away [Music] total a story dropper with me [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Music] I knew it Euler can change books [Music] [Applause] [Music] climactic scene where the villagers chased the gangster [Music] [Music] it's three miles to the gallon something about the combination of my rural heritage and this monster track scenes Oh Sabra [Music] we're gonna be squashed by three robots our rural windshield [Music] peace to you my Missouri born son oh no you don't [Music] hey hey what's the hands I just had a manicure Hey ladies this one's for you [Applause] [Music] [Music] we're in [Music] great person Lord of drapes you tacky who dressed you kita doesn't load of shapes this is a circle this is a square this is a triangle learning again [Music] okay let's dig in let's tear I'll call em a dirty poorly it can be stirred the three musketeers into the play [Music] how do we there's only one way to fight this music [Music] [Music] you went into moving it then Frankenstein that car's a lord of the drapes he's running down the row of books that I poofed up for you oh no astrophysics for morons stop him what fart so he gets into a physics book what's the worst thing that could happen well don't you understand he could turn gravity and gravy [Music] [Music] proposition for you now you're speaking my language what kind of proposition how would you like to magicky sticks instead of one Timmy what are you doing okay talking you have picked my rural interest all you gotta do is beat me in a floating contest I'm from Missouri Brown is a Steitz poor Yankee don't have to [Music] hey little man in this fun little town there is only one law you cannot ever friend you ain't the boss of me when I take no orders from no rat in clown shoes some punk from Missouri what did you say about my shoes luck [Music] that's how this book ends Wow how did you know that would happen elementary my dear Juana I deduce that Tom would mop the rocks oh yeah and Tom said you're sending me to Missouri [Music] [Applause] I guess we show these books back to normal huh not just yet proposition for you well curse you're probably wondering how I graded your reports so quickly that's because hello horrible AJ everybody knows the book is called Moby duck there's no winning it Sanjay for not even discussing the musical element of Jason and the Pussycats Turner your report on who would win in a fight Tom Sawyer or the rat in spats was perfectly I despise you but I've no choice but to give you an A Wow and I only had to do is get everybody else to fail to do it but I can't help but think I forgot something something important something else elementary my dear tennis hi did you two met when you were 10 you fell madly in love who despise your neighbors the dinklebergs and your first names [Music]

Channel: The Fairly OddParents - Official

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Id: IDLQNqG2-OU

Length: 22min 51sec (1371 seconds)

Published: Thu Jun 06 2019