♪ TIMMY IS AN AVERAGE KID ♪ THAT NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ♪ MOM AND DAD AND VICKY ♪ ALWAYS GIVING HIM COMMANDS >> BED, TWERP! ♪ THE DOOM AND GLOOM ♪ IS BROKEN INSTANTLY ♪ BY HIS MAGIC LITTLE FISH ♪ WHO'LL GRANT HIS EVERY WISH ♪ 'CAUSE IN REALITY ♪ THEY ARE HIS ODDPARENTS ♪ FAIRLY ODDPARENTS >> WANDS AND WINGS. >> FLOATY, CROWNY THINGS. ♪ ODDPARENTS ♪ FAIRLY ODDPARENTS ♪ REALLY MOD, BEAN POD ♪ BUFF BOD, HOT ROD >> OBTUSE, RUBBER GOOSE, GREEN MOOSE, GUAVA JUICE, GIANT SNAKE, BIRTHDAY CAKE, LARGE FRIES, CHOCOLATE SHAKE! ♪ ODDPARENTS ♪ FAIRLY ODDPARENTS ♪ THEY LET YOU LIVE ♪ WHEN YOU WERE A KID ♪ WITH FAIRLY ODDPARENTS ♪♪ >> YEAH, RIGHT! CLOSED CAPTIONING PROVIDED BY YTV CANADA, INC. (school bell ringing) >> YOU'VE HEARD OF PENALTY KICKS? I CALL<i> THIS</i> A "PAINALTY" KICK. >> AT LEAST HE ONLY HIT ME WITH HIS FOOT. AHHH!!! >> Cosmo: IF ONLY HIS SCREAMS WERE THIS HIGH. >> Timmy: AHHH!!! >> ACCORDING TO MY RECORDS, THAT'S ONLY YOUR 32nd BEATING THIS YEAR. I'LL NEVER BREAK LAST YEAR'S RECORD. >> (groaning) >> I'LL BE BACK AFTER LUNCH FOR EIGHT MORE BEATINGS TO MAKE IT AN EVEN... UH... WHAT'S THIRTY-TWO PLUS EIGHT? >> FORTY? >> FORTY IT IS. >> DAHHH!!! >> IT'S GOOD! >> GIVE ME A DOUBLE WANDECTOMY! STAT! >> CLEAR! >> AHHH!!! EIGHT MORE BEATINGS?! I GOTTA DO SOMETHING TO STOP FRANCIS FROM WAILING ON THE LAST UNSCARRED 20% OF MY BODY! >> TOO BAD YOU DON'T HAVE A FRANCIS YOU DOO DOLL. >> A WHAT DO WHO? >> A YOU DOO DOLL. IT'S A<i> PREVIOUSLY SECRET</i> DOLL THAT WE NEVER TELL KIDS ABOUT. >> (whistling innocently) >> BUT IF YOU MUST KNOW... IT'S A MAGICAL DOLL OF A PERSON AND WHATEVER YOU DO TO THE DOLL HAPPENS TO THE REAL PERSON IT LOOKS LIKE. >> TAKE THIS TIMMY YOU DOO DOLL FOR EXAMPLE: WHATEVER I DO TO IT HAPPENS TO YOU. >> P-TOO! OW! UH! >> THERE GOES HIS LAST 20%. >> AND THAT'S NOT EVEN THE BEST PART -- WATCH! I WISH I HAD PUDDING. >> I WISH I HAD PUDDING! OH MY GOSH, THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT! >> BUT, TIMMY, MAGICAL YOU DOO DOLLS ARE VERY DANGEROUS. THAT'S WHY WE FAIRIES DON'T USE THEM ANYMORE. >> (whistling) >> HM, INTERESTING POINT. NOPE, DON'T CARE. I WISH I HAD A FRANCIS YOU DOO DOLL! REVENGE IS SWEET! >> NOT AS SWEET AS THAT PUDDING. GIVE COSMO THE PUDDING. >> Timmy: GAH! >> S'UP, MR. FRANCIS PLEASE KILL ME? IF YOU'RE STILL ALIVE TOMORROW, DON'T MISS THE LAUNCH OF MY ROCKET FOR SCIENCE CLASS. >><i> YOUR</i> ROCKET? BUT I DID ALL THE WORK ON IT. >> FINE. <i> OUR</i> ROCKET. MY ROCKET. >> SORRY, FELLAS, BUT I'LL BE BUSY BEATING UP FRANCIS FOR THE NEXT FEW DAYS. >> I DON'T KNOW WHAT THOSE SIGNS SAY BUT YOU'RE DEAD, TURNER. >> I'M NOT AFRAID OF YOU, FRANCIS. IN FACT, I CAN TAKE YOU WITH MY HANDS BEHIND MY BACK. ARGH! >> Francis: IT'S TIME FOR YOUR DAILY DOSE OF VITAMIN FIST. HUH? WAHHH!!! (groaning) >> HEY, DID TIMMY FORGET THAT HE CAN MAKE FRANCIS TALK, TOO? >> I'M AN UGLY MORON WHO LIKES BUTTERFLIES AND PLAYING DRESS-UP. >> I HOPE HE WISHES FOR PUDDING. >> HUH? AH! >> TIMMY, YOU DID IT! YOU'RE MY HERO! >><i> OUR</i> HERO. >> REALLY<i> MY</i> HERO. >>> (students cheering) >> I'M NOT FEEDING THEM. >>> (students cheering) >> C'MON, GUYS, GIVE IT A REST! I GOTTA GET DRESSED FOR SCHOOL. >>> students: AWWW... >> mom: I'M NOT MAKING THEM BREAKFAST! >> OH MAN -- I CAN'T WAIT TO DO MORE YOU DOO TODAY! I IMAGINE FRANCIS IS ENJOYING BREAKFAST RIGHT ABOUT NOW. >> I HATE CLEANING THE LITTER BOX. AHHH!!! THERE'S NOTHING DEODORIZING ABOUT THESE CRYSTALS! >> HA HA HA! >> TIMMY, I WARNED YOU THAT YOU DOO DOLLS CAN BE DANGEROUS! NOT A LOT OF PEOPLE CAN HANDLE HAVING THAT KIND OF POWER WITHOUT ABUSING IT. >> YEAH, MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT. >> BUT WHAT THE HECK DO I KNOW? IN FACT, WISH UP A WHOLE BOXFUL OF YOU DOO DOLLS. AND LET'S WISH UP MORE PUDDING FOR COSMO AND DANCE. I'M A NAG -- LET'S DO THE NAG DANCE. ♪ YOU NAG IT TO THE LEFT ♪ YOU NAG IT TO THE RIGHT ♪ I ALWAYS NAG MY HUSBAND ♪ ALL DAY AND NIGHT >> YAY, SHE'S FINALLY LISTENING TO ME. >> HEY! TWO CAN PLAY AT THAT GAME. >> AND TWO CAN PLAY AT THAT GAME. >> HEY! >>> both: YOU DOO FIGHT! >> GUYS... GUYS! STOP! >> Wanda: YOU KNOW, THIS ONLY PROVES MY POINT. YOU DOO DOLLS ARE DANGEROUS. >> WHICH IS WHY I'LL BE TAKING THESE TO SCHOOL WITH ME. AND DON'T WORRY, I'LL ONLY USE THE YOU DOO DOLLS IN CASE OF AN EMERGENCY. >> TIMMY? COME BACK! >> DO YOU MIND? YOUR DISEMBODIED HEAD IS NAG, NAG, NAGGING RIGHT BY MY SEVERED EAR! >> ALL RIGHT, CHILDREN, PICK UP YOUR PENCILS... >> THAT'S EMERGENCY ENOUGH FOR ME! >> ON SECOND THOUGHT... NO PENCILS! NOW, EXCUSE ME WHILE I HIT MYSELF ON THE HEAD WHILE CHANGING ALL OF TURNER'S F'S TO A'S. OW! A! OW! A! >> NO PLACE TO SIT? TIME TO DO SOME YOU DOO! >> HA HA! HOW MANY PINK-HATTED, BUCK-TOOTHED LOSERS DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHT BULB? >>> AHHH!!! >> THIS SEAT TAKEN? >> HMPH! LATER! AH! I THINK I'LL SIT NEXT TO MY FAVOURITE PINK-HATTED, BUCK-TOOTHED LOSER. >> YOU TOOK THE WORDS RIGHT OUTTA MY MOUTH. >> TA-DA! >> THIS ISN'T RIGHT. >> YEAH, LOOK HOW BIG MY BUTT IS. >> HEY! THAT'S<i> MY</i> BUTT! WHICH MEANS... THIS IS YOUR ARM! >> OUCH! NO FAIR! >> YOU STARTED IT. YOU NEVER SHOULD'VE MADE THAT FIRST TIMMY YOU DOO DOLL. >> I WONDER WHAT I DID WITH THAT TIMMY DOLL ANYWAY. >> HEH HEH! >> FRANCIS! GIMME BACK MY BUNNY DOLL! >> (snickering) >> OH MY GOSH! ARE MY TIMMY BASED DREAMS COMING TRUE? >> THEY ARE! THEY ARE COMING TRUE! AN ORTHODONTICALLY CORRECT TIMMY DOLL. THANK YOU! NOW, TO PLAY MY FAVOURITE GAME. >> OH, TIMMY, NOW THAT WE'VE FINALLY SPENT SOME QUALITY TIME TOGETHER, I'VE REALIZED HOW FUNNY AND COOL YOU ARE. >> TRIXIE, THERE'S SOMETHING I ALWAYS WANTED TO SAY TO YOU... I LOVE TOOTIE! SHE'S SMART, SHE'S FUNNY AND SHE IS<i> SO</i> MUCH PRETTIER THAN ANYONE --<i> ESPECIALLY...</i> >> THAT ICKY, YUCKY TRIXIE. >> WHY DID I SAY<i> THAT?!</i> I DON'T MEAN IT! OH NO, MY YOU DOO DOLL! TOOTIE MUST'VE FOUND IT! WELL, BETTER HER THAN... >> Tootie: FRANCIS! GIMME MY TIMMY DOLL BACK! >> YOU WANT IT? GO GET IT! >> AH! >>> students: WAH! >> LET'S FIGHT! >> I'VE GOTTA FIND THAT YOU DOO DOLL. WHERE ARE COSMO AND WANDA?! >> OKAY, EVERYTHING'S BACK TO NORMAL. >> NOT QUITE. THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOUR HEAD... AS USUAL. >> AH! GIRL HAIR! NEAT, I'M A PINK-HAIRED ELVIS. >> THERE IT IS! WHOA! >> THANK GOODNESS I MAJORED IN FRENCH PHILOSOPHY. >> WH-WHOA... WHOA! (groaning) OH MY ACHING EVERYTHING. WHERE IS MY DOLL?! >> I'VE MADE MY CONTRIBUTION. >> WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING? >> WELL, I'M ABOUT TO LAUNCH MY-- >><i> OUR</i> ROCKET. >> WHATEVER YOU SAY. AND, CHECK OUT THIS COOL ASTRONAUT. >> HIGH MARKS FOR THE DEATH TO TURNER MOTIF. >> LET'S LIGHT THIS CANDLE! >> A.J.: COMMENCING WORLD'S SLOWEST ROCKET LAUNCH. >> (struggling) THAT FIGURES. YAHHH!!! GOTCHA! JUST ONE CHANCE! >> HIS ROCKET! >> I'LL GET THE F'S. >> MADE IT! SAFE AND-- OH NO! >> THANK GOODNESS I PUT ALL MY MONEY IN INTERNET STOCKS. (wood chopper screeching) >> WHERE ARE COSMO AND WANDA WHEN I NEED THEM? OH, WAIT-- THEY'RE IN MY BACK PACK. NOPE, NOPE, NOPE. >>> Chester & A.J.: YOW! WAH! >>> teachers: AIEE! >> AH! >> YAH! >> TIMMY'S IN TROUBLE. LET'S GET TO THE ROOF OF THE SCHOOL RIGHT NOW! >> HOW DO WE GO TO THE BATHROOM? >> QUICK! PUT YOURSELF TOGETHER! I NEED TO MAKE A WISH. >> NEAT. >> CLOSE ENOUGH. I WISH ALL THE YOU DOO DOLLS WERE GONE! >> Cosmo: HEY, THAT'S MY WAND. >> AHHH!!! (sighs) ANOTHER CLOSE CALL. BOY, DID I LEARN A<i> BIG</i> LESSON. >> IT'S NOT RIGHT TO CONTROL OTHER PEOPLE? >> NOPE. BOYS SHOULDN'T PLAY WITH DOLLS. FROM NOW ON I STICK TO... ACTION-FIGURES! WHICH ARE TOTALLY DIFFERENT. >> AND I LEARNED TO LOVE THIS HAIR -- IT LOOKS GOOD ON ME. >> YOU THINK SO, HUH? >> LOOK WHO'S TALKING, BALDY. >> THANK YOU. TH-THANK YOU, VERY MUCH. >> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, COSMO'S BRAIN HAS FINALLY LEFT THE BUILDING. >> LIKE IT EVER ENTERED! >> LET'S DO THE NAG! ♪ YOU NAG IT TO THE LEFT ♪ YOU NAG IT TO THE RIGHT ♪ COME ON, EVERYBODY ♪ DO THE NAG TONIGHT I'M A LIVING DOLL! >>> Cosmo & Wanda: SPINACH NEUTRALIZED, TIMMY! >> AWESOME! AND NOW THAT I HID-- I MEAN, ATE ALL MY SPINACH. I CAN FINALLY HAVE DESSERT! HEY, WHAT GIVES? WHERE'S DESSERT? >> THIS IS DESSERT. IT'S CARROT CAKE. >> WITHOUT THE CAKE! IT'S SPRING CLEANING FOR OUR COLONS. >> WE'RE GOING TO DO THIS EVERY DAY. >> IN THAT CASE... >> (slurping) >> OKAY, NOW THAT MY DAD HAS FINISHED OUR MEALS, IT'S TIME FOR DESSERT. >> YAY, DESSERT! A MATH BOOK? >> IT'S TUESDAY. ON TUESDAY WE MULTIPLY FRACTIONS FOR DESSERT. NOTHING IS SWEETER THAN KNOWLEDGE. >>> (laughing) >> boy: TURNER! OKAY! YOU HAVE FINALLY ACCEPTED MY INVITATION TO SHARE IN YOUR EARTHLY NIGHTLY FACE-FILLING RITUAL. >> AND SINCE YOU'RE YUGOPOTAMIUM AND EVERYTHING YOU DO IS BACKWARDS, YOU PROBABLY SERVE DESSERT FIRST. >> THAT IS CORRECT! ENJOY! >> (chomping) >> A BROCCOLI AND BRUSSELS SPROUT SUNDAE! >> P-TOO! >> IS IT NOT BROCCOLI AND BRUSSELS SPROUT-ORRIFIC? >> NO, IT'S NOT! I WANT SUGAR! CHOCOLATE! STUFF THAT'LL MAKE MY TEETH ROT ON CONTACT. >> DUDE, THAT STUFF WILL KILL ME! BESIDES, ON YUGOPOTAMIA THIS<i> IS</i> DESSERTY TOOTH-ROTTING GOODNESS. >> (gagging) I WANT DESSERT AND I WANT IT ALL THE TIME. NO CARROTS, NO BROCCOLI, NO MATH BOOKS! >> (coughing) YEAH, I'M KNOWLEDGE INTOLERANT. >> BUT, TIMMY, EATING HEALTHY IS WHAT GIVES US THE ENERGY AND BRAIN POWER TO FUNCTION PROPERLY. >> REALLY? SO I'M SURE, CHOCOLATE... THE LAST THING YOU, CHOCOLATE... WANT FOR ME IS TO WISH THERE WAS NOTHING BUT DESSERTS AND CHOCOLATE. >> DID YOU SAY CHOCOLATE? MAKE THE WISH! MAKE THE WISH!!! >> I'M NOT USUALLY THE SCEPTICAL ONE AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT SKEPTICAL MEANS, BUT WHEN WANDA EATS A LOT OF SUGAR SHE TENDS TO-- (indistinguishable) >> WHAT COSMO DOESN'T KNOW IS, NOBODY GIVES A HOOT ABOUT HIS OPINION. >> A-HA! I'M RUNNING! LOOK AT ME RUN! LOOK AT ME GO! >> DESSERT WISH -- MAKE IT HAPPEN! >> I WISH FOR NO MORE BREAKFAST, LUNCH OR DINNER, JUST DESSERT! >> A-HA HA! >> mom: MORNING, TIMMY! TIME FOR DESSERT! I MADE YOUR FAVOURITE: SCRAMBLED CAKE WITH THREE STRIPS OF CHOCOLATE AND A HEARTY BOWL OF FROSTING. >> (chomping) LIFE IS SWEET! AND SO IS BREAKFAST... >>> both: LUNCH AND DINNER! >> (burping) >> THERE'S YOUR LUNCH... A SANDWICH. >> YEAH, AN ICE-CREAM SANDWICH! THIS IS AWESOME! >> I AGREE. >> NOT FOR LONG. TIMMY, I'M NOT USUALLY ONE TO COMPLAIN-- THAT'S WANDA, BUT WHEN SHE EATS A LOT OF SUGAR, SHE GETS-- >> THE ONLY THING I GET WHEN I EAT DESSERT ALL DAY IS A TEENY WEENIE... >> OH NO! SUGAR RUSH! RUN, TIMMY, THERE'S NOTHING HEALTHY IN HER STOMACH TO ABSORB THE SWEETS. RUN! >> NEAT. I'M GETTING ONE, TOO! RUN! >> WOW, NOBODY'S LISTENING TO ME. I FEEL LIKE WANDA. OH WELL... YOU KNOW THE OLD SAYING: WHEN IN ROME, LET THEM EAT CAKE. AH... WEE!!! >> I'M CHET UBETCHA WITH THE MORNING NEWS HOUR. ALL OVER DIMMSDALE PEOPLE ARE BUZZING AROUND WITH BURSTS OF ENERGY . THE SUGAR RUSH HOUR TRAFFIC IS MOVING AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT. WORLD RECORDS ARE SET IN ALL SPORTS AND LAST TENOR'S ON FIVE OPERAS WHILE GROUTING MY BATHROOM! THAT'S THE NEWS. >> man: UM, WE'VE STILL GOT 55 MINUTES LEFT. >> AND NOW I'M OFF TO RUN A MARATHON! >> OKAY, LET'S GET STARTED WITH A TEST THAT NONE OF YOU HAVE PREPARED FOR. F, F, F... A FOR A.J. F! AND NOW I SAY GO RUN A MARATHON! BUT FIRST... FAIRY GOD PARENTS! FAIRY GOD PARENTS! >> WOW! A WHOLE DAY OF SCHOOL IN JUST THREE MINUTES. HOW SWEET IS THIS DESSERT WISH? >> AGAIN, I'M NOT ONE TO INJECT LOGIC INTO A SITUATION-- WHATEVER A SITUATION IS, BUT EVENTUALLY ALL THIS EXTRA SUGAR ENERGY WILL WEAR OFF. >> AND THEN WHAT? >> I DUNNO, IT HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH WEIGHT. (crashing) >> IS IT: EAT TOO MANY SWEETS AND YOU GET REAL HEAVY? >> NO, THAT'S NOT IT. (chomping) >> ARE YOU SURE? >> dad: OH, TIMMY! >> YOU'RE SUFFOCATING ME. >> YOU'RE GONNA MISS THE BUS. NOW, YOU ROLL DOWN THOSE STAIRS RIGHT NOW, YOUNG MAN BEFORE YOU'RE LATE. >> WHAT? NO-- WAIT! AH! YOW! >> UM, SHOULDN'T WE GO ALONG WITH TIMMY IN CASE HE NEEDS SOMETHING? >> OH... OKAY. YOU KNOW... IF HE NEEDS US, HE CAN COME GET US. >> I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK. HAVE YOU BEEN EATING BOOKS FOR DESSERT? >> WELL, AT LEAST NOW WE LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE NOBODY MAKES FUN OF YOU FOR BEING FAT ANYMORE. >> Francis: HEY, EVERYBODY! IT'S THE FIT KID. LET'S STUFF HIM IN THE LOCKER BECAUSE HE'LL FIT. (panting) YOW! >>> (fat kids panting) >> NON-PUNY HUMANS? I'M OUTTA HERE! >> WELL, LEAST FRANCIS DOESN'T HAVE THE ENERGY TO BULLY ANYONE ANY MORE. THIS TURNED OUT TO BE A PRETTY GOOD WISH AFTER ALL. (school bell ringing) >> SO A PLANET'S ORBIT IS RELATIVE TO ITS SIZE AND DISTANCE FROM THE SUN. ONLY A SIGNIFICANT SHIFT IN WEIGHT IN ONE AREA OF THE PLANET... SAY THE SIZE OF DIMMSDALE, COULD UNBALANCE IT AND SEND IT WOBBLING INTO THE SUN. NOW, IF YOU'LL OPEN YOUR DESK YOU'LL FIND MORE DESSERT! >>> students: YAY! (all chomping) >> CHOMPY, DO THESE PANTS MAKE MY BUM LOOK BIG? >> AH! WE ARE HURTLING TOWARD THE SUN FOR A MOLTEN DATE WITH DEATH! ROLL! R-R-ROLL FOR YOUR LIVES! >> A.J.: RUN! >>> (all struggling) >> I'VE GOTTA GET COSMO AND WANDA AND WISH EVERYTHING BACK TO NORMAL. NOW, JUST UP THE STAIRS AND... OH MAN, I'M SO UNHEALTHY I DON'T HAVE THE ENERGY TO CLIMB STAIRS! SO I'LL JUST HAVE TO BRING THEM DOWNSTAIRS. (stomping) >>> Cosmo & Wanda: AH! >> I WISH EVERYONE WAS BACK TO NORMAL AND THAT THE EARTH WASN'T GOING TO CRASH INTO THE SUN! >> I'M A LITTLE WINDED, SPORT. CAN YOU HANDLE IT ON YOUR OWN? >> I'LL DO IT. HANG ON... MY WAND'S HERE SOMEWHERE. NOT MY WAND... NOT MY WAND... HEY, THERE'S THAT DOG I WAS LOOKING FOR. >> I CAN USE MY WAND! IF ONLY I HAD ENOUGH ENERGY TO WAVE MY ARM... >> OH MAN, YOU WERE RIGHT. YOU DO NEED HEALTHY FOODS TO HAVE THE ENERGY TO DO THINGS LIKE LIFT YOUR ARMS! >> BUT ALL THE FOOD IN THE WORLD IS DESSERT. >> AND NOBODY EATS HEALTHY FOOD FOR DESSERT. HEY, THERE'S THAT COWBOY I WAS LOOKING FOR. >> HOWDY DOO? >> HEALTHY FOOD FOR DESSERT? THAT'S >> I DUNNO, TURNER. WHY WOULD I GIVE YOU MY LAST CAN OF SPINACH COBBLER? 'TIS THE TASTIEST OF ALL YUGOPOTAMIAN DESSERTS. >> SO YOU'RE SAYING YOU WON'T HELP ME SAVE MY DOOMED PLANET? >> UH... YEAH. AH! STOP! FOR EVEN UNDER EARTH'S LIGHTER GRAVITY YOU ARE CRUSHING MY GELATINOUS FORM! >> THANKS! CAN I GET A LIFT TO MY HOUSE? >> ARE YOU MAD?! I CANNOT LIFT YOU! >> I MEANT WITH YOUR SHIP. OH... OKAY. >> Timmy: AHHH!!! >> GOT ANY THREE'S? >> WHAT IN TARNATION-- ? >> THIS MIGHT TASTE BAD BUT IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE GOOD FOR YOU! >> ARGH! (gulping) >> AT LONG LAST MY DREAM POOL IS FINISHED. MY DREAM POOL, RUINED! FORGIVE ME DIMMSDALE POOL 'N SPA EMPORIUM! >> QUICK! BEFORE I RUN OUT OF ENERGY! >> I WISH EVERYTHING WAS BACK TO NORMAL! LESSON LEARNED: DESSERT IS GREAT ON OCCASION. BUT BALANCED DIETS ARE WHAT KEEPS US ALL HEALTHY AND NOT HURTLING INTO THE SUN. >> YEAH, BUT THESE ROLLS ARE SO CONVENIENT, I JUST COULDN'T GET RID OF THEM. >> Wanda: COSMO, GET ME OUT OF HERE! >> NOT WANDA... NOT WANDA... NOT WANDA... HEY, HERE'S THE COWBOY HUNTING THAT OTHER COWBOY. >> I'M LOOKING FOR THE VARMINT CALLED, BILLY THE GOAT. >> AH! OOH! HEY! WATCH THOSE SPURS! CLOSED CAPTIONING PROVIDED BY CORUS ENTERTAINMENT
