*high-fives* TOP OF THE MORNING TO YA LADDIES MY NAME IS JACKSEPTICEYE and welcome back to Sneak Theif! I have to be veeery quiet. We're trying to steal a diamond and I didn't- when I tried it the last time I didn't get in far enough, I don't know- *gun shots* WHAT THE FUCKING JESUS CHRIST?!!! *continued gun shots in background*
WHY DID YOU JUST SHOOT ME OUT OF NOWHERE? The last time I tried it I was fine. Is he just gonna shoot me all the time? Should I just not be here at night-time at all? :( But I tried it last time it was just like, "Oh dum dee dum~" "Hi, how's it going?" Fine, I'll go over here. WHAT A DICKBAG. Who even wants to be friends with that guy? NOT I. So am I gonna get shot every time somebody sees me? Cause that are the bullshats- I need to find a gun! I feel like the only way I'm going to finish this level is if I have like a silenced pistol or something... Ooooh god! There's a silenced gun that I can just walk around with and just pop guys in the head every now and then. And it feels like- SOLAR PANELS! (good job jack) At least you're thinkin' about the environment. It- it feels like this is the only way in. That this is the only place anything is going to happen. Shush! *quietly* We need to be sneaky... I forget where the dudes are- Ohh there's a coded door there. I need to learn where the bad guys are coming from! They don't seem to go through doors, which is a good thing! Hello?? The fuck am I gonna find a code? Okay. That's the main door, good to know. I need to learn my way around this level. It's gonna take me a bunch of attempts to try and finish this. I don't hear anybody... Ooooh that's where the trip wire is though!
*sneaky laugh* Ain't gettin' me trip wire! Is there a gun lyin' around somewhere? There's always guns fuckin' hiding somewhere in these levels and I'm gonna find it. Okay- I just ned to take this gold first. Can you just be a million on your own? *GUN SHOTS* FUCKIN' JESUS CHRIST! AHHH! That scared the shit outta me! FUCK. *more gun shots* OH CRAP- AWW CRA- OUCH!!! FUCK!!! This is going to take all of my effort, it's going to take all of my Jimmies. You know what? SHOES ARE COMIN OFF There we go! I don't need no shoes. I DON'T NEED NO STANK ASS SHOES TO FINISH A LEVEL. Who do you think I am? Usain Bolt? Cause he needs shoes to finish his-- I mean he doesn't NEED them but it's probably better for his footsies if he has something... like on them to stop...you know. Ah cool! There's a guy... Didn't a guy like, show up here before? Do they go through doors? And it's just something I haven't noticed yet? I need a gun! I- I need a gun and I need gold-
*gun shots* GOD! FUCK THEY. They do go through doors!! Ahhhh they do know how to open doors like Velociraptors! If I cr- I was going to say "If I crouch, maybe he won't see me". HE JUST RAN AWAY! Perfect! I did see somebody say in the comments that if you crouch they can't shoot you... *gun shots* That's bullshit! You're fuckin-- you're lying to me Bill! Why you always telling me lies? Wh-where's the fuckin' code? How do I find the code? How do I DO this fuckin' level? *gun shots in background* G-GO AWAY NO NO I'm closin' the door on this fuckin friendship! *frustrated Jackaboy sounds* I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO DO THIS. Cause it's so hard to figure out where the fuckin' guards are... you're just walkin' around and then all the sudden they just show up! It's so hard to hear them, the direction- OH there was a gun right here! ...we won't talk about this. Okay? We don't talk about the no gunzies- Imma shoot this dude at the front first. *shushes* *with a lisp* Ahh my name is James Bond. Shaken, not stirred *gunfire pop* *laughs* THAT WAS FUCKIIN AWESOME. That was a great shot if I do say so myself! Hello...? Maybe they're hearing me sprint around like a fuckin' goober... *gun pop* Are you serious? Look at where I' shooting and look at where the shot went! No wonder I couldn't hit anybody in the last level! Okay... THERE'S NOTHING IN HERE. Jesus Christ...is this a bank? or is it a wank if ya know what I'm saying. *makes some weird alien noise* Hahaha... Okay... Please don't make aaaany sudden moves... Be careful, you don't wanna go TOO fast! ...or too far. *gun shots* YES!!!! He got no shots in me! Haha!! Okay! That's a good start- that's a great start to this one. I love it! *shushes* I don't hear any footsteps. Okay... easy does her- I'm sneaking everywhere it's not the fastest but it's what's gonna keep me alive- Oh wait this just goes into the room with the trip wire, right? Cause I need to learn the patterns of all the guards. Okay, how many guards are in this level? That's something I need to find out. If I start getting shot, I'll just turn and PEW PEW PEW PEW! That's my tactic. That's my solid tactic. That's my foul proof tactic. And I could go pick up an AK and go slaughterin' some bitches... but I don't want to cause they're loud. That's the dude who comes from there! Pretty sure he's the same guy... Yes, maybe, possibly- Did it look like I was trying ta pick up boxes? No, I want gold! Who comes into a fuckin' bank vault steel wall area and is like "Oh, I'm gonna steal all the boxes!" Okay, there's a shit ton of computers in here I saw...what's in here? OHH! 5-3-4-2! Okay, I can come back and get all that shit after. 5-3-4-2 5-3-4-2 5-3-4-2 *mouthes 5-3-4-2* HAHA! That's the sounds I like to hear- Oh Jesus! This is scary close that! That wall doesn't make any sense. Okay SHHH!!! *low deep voice* Down into the deep... Feels like a fuckin' horror game all the sudden. Okay- OH THERE'S THE DIAMOND! Finally I'll have my Diamond Play Button! Okay so 1,2,3,4,5 Jesus Christ...I heard footsteps as well! Okay nope, I'm hearing things. I'M A MAD BASTARD. *makes shushing sound* I don't even need a diamond! IM GONNA GET A SHIT TO- I have a quarter of a million already! shush! We good homies. Is that a trip wire? No, that's a texture. *cute laugh* It's one of those extra things- Okay, wait. Does that mean one of the things back here is now green? I don't like going over these...can I jump while I crouch? Yes. Hup! *disembodied sound* *Shocked silence* I'm fuckin lucky to be alive! Yes, okay- Sweet! ...bad guy? I'm very fuckin nervous, I'm doing really well and I don't wanna fuck it up. Oh, there's gonna be dudes down here. Yep (x15) Yep (x8) Okay, okay, I'm almost dead. Get ready... *mutiple gun shots* OH NOOO, THERE WAS FUCKIN' 2 OF THEM! SONS OF ASS BANDITS! Oh, I can do this. At least now I know the tactic, I know there's a gun out here, I didn't have to get a gun inside. YEEAH! The gun's not here... Where is the gun? Hello? ...ah shite! What am I supposed to do now if I don't have a gun? Can't defend myself! I'm gonna have to, like, Kung Fu, Judo! God, sssssssssssssuck Don't mind me! Just stealing ALL of your COMputers I need them for my Server farm I don't need the monitors and the keyboards, But I mean If you're gonna get something, you might as well get the whole set Am I right? $72,000 I've no gun... A dude's about to come through that door... any second... and shoot me in the face! Where's all the keyboards in this one? Why are they all on the chairs? ( laugh) and on the ground? Did I knock them off? No, I didn't even go over this table. Okay, whatever, I don't, uh I'm not here to determine how you guys run your business. Okay, uh... Wait, what was it, 8-6-4-7 I think, this time. Yea, 8-6-4-7 8-6-4-7 SHHHH I hear faint footsteps. *gun shots* THEY AIN'T SO FUCKIN' FAINT ANYMORE! *Gun shots in the background* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!! FUCK (x3) YOU CAN'T HIT A MOVING TARGET! This gun better be here this time! OOOH, It better be here Is it here? OOOOOOOH, pray for me! #Pray4gun! Come on, come on gun! Is the gun here? COME ON GUN! SON OF A BITCH! Sir? Excuse me! Do you know where I can find a gun? besides the one in your hands No? I dunno where this dude went. He ran inside lookin' for me. Uh dude I'm out here! I need a gun! I litterally cannot do the level if I don't have a gun to take out the first few guards it's too fucking hard! I GOT MY GUN AGAIN! It's time to shoot everybody in the face. Okay don't fall off. *gun shot pops* OHOHOHO WHAT A FUCKIN' SHOT! Okay, down into the vents we go. YES So if you reset the level the gun doesn't show up. *multiple gun shot pops* HAHAA GOTCHA! If you reset the level the gun doesn't show up. Like here but if you cut the main menu and come back here the gun seems to show up. I f- I don't know man. I don't...I don't pretend to know what game do. But I'm gonna fuckin' ...all the shit is on the...the chairs on the ground again. It's so bizarre... But you know what? Feeling good about this one Feeling good about being able to kill everybody this time Maybe not with the freakin' silence pistol... the race's with two guys up with this level though. Up like...upstairs and then everybody else is below. So that should be easy enough as long as I could take out these guys and steal everything. Maybe I should just make it to the fucking diamond first and then go back up and steal all the stuff later if all the dudes are DEAD. I didn't get a code yet... I need the code What's the code? Paintings...CAN'T YOU JUST GIVE ME A MILLION? Before I need to go underground? Heeeere's the code! 5-3-4-2 5-3-4-2 5-3-4-2 got it got it got it got it got it got it got it! 5-3-4-2 5-3-4-2 Well before I go there we need to go over here... Hey dude! Hahahahah OH I GOT YOU I did not realize I could do this either Are you fucking serious look where the shots are going Watch, aim at the door No wonder I fucking can't hit anything. 5-3-4-2 5-3-4-2 ♪ Gotta keep it in your head ♪ 5-3-4-2 And go... *whisper* oh shit... AARGH NO I'm not doing that I'm not doing' that I'm not chance in fucking it up If I stand on that and get myself...my head blown off I'm going this way! It's easier, it's faster, it's more efficient, the gold's right here. AAH YEAAH OH THAT FEELS GOOD YEESss NICE! I hope Steve's out in the car revving the engine cuz I'm getting ready to get the fuck outta here. *robotic voice* 5-3-4-2 Got it! NICE! Maybe I should take an AK with me? NOO Is there a fucking trip wire here that could potentially fuck me up And kill me and then I have to start it all over again Which is GONNA HAPPEN Guarantee I'll hit that on the way out THERE'S NO SWITCH IN HERE oh that was all a waste OKAY good NICE *gun shots* Oh shit! FUUUCK Ooh I need to reload! I need to reload SHIT! COME ON!! FUCK ME! HOW?! I need to get an AK off some dude I bet you the fucking gun's not here again This GAME IS GONNA DRIVE ME BANANAS *exhales* Is the gun here? 'kay...just give it to me so I don't have to re-fucking-start everything. YAAY! Thank you! Okay, got it. Imma kill this dude out here first AAARGH See if I can do it. *laughs* That was AWESOME! Dude where EVEN ARE YOU?? YEESS!! Who else is shooting? Is there more dudes down here? Okay Get ready... They're getting closer... *gun shots* WHAAT?! He was shooting me through the fucking wall! Is that all of them? I think I might have just killed everybody in the level. I fucking hope so! I really wish there was a way to get more health... OK... Okay...All I need now are the switches... Only now are the switches and the diamond. I don't even care about robbing everything in the level anymore All I care about is FINISHING! But I'll also rob everything in the level... No, no trips... I'm not hearing any more footsteps which is fucking great for me... *whispers* Okay...Okay... Can I have some health back? Just in case somebody IS around? Why did I come through here? There was nothing in there Oh God THOSE FUCKING TRIP WIRES ARE GONNA ANNOY ME I'm gonna run over one just by accident Just flootin' around here Okay... HEH *whispers* NICCEE... I thought I heard footsteps. Sure they would have come running if they knew they friends were all dying Need to be careful... ARE YOU SERIOUS?! When did this game turned into fucking Tomb Raider?? Why is there just a pitfall in the middle of this?! Leasing will stop you from getting the money Okay... There's another pistol Why would I need one of those if I have a fucking AK There's two switches How many was there? Five? DON'T SPRINT Don't fuck this up I got this this time Oh Jesus NO NO NO YEESS OKAY I almost fell on that fucking trip wire! 'K, down further. Oh I hate them I hate them OH Going over them...th-through...like the first way through is easy But coming back through is really hard! Ahh...I'm gonna land on one It's gonna piss me off so much. OH YES LOTS OF MP3 PLAYERS AND EVERYTHING Sweeeeet Like going through here? Okay did it! Aahaha! Last switch? LAST SWITCH! YEES Okay, rob the stuff from here Do not end on that trip wire right now DO NOT This is THE END This is THE END OF IT OK Take it easy... YEES! YEEEEES!!! THAT DIAMOND IS MINE! I have a million... I have a million! I don't fucking care I know there's more stuff to steal but I am getting out of fucking here! Oh God please... Oh God please! Just let me escape! Just let me- just do- just let me do this! Just let me do this one thing! This dude's dead right? YEEESS YEEHEHEHESS Come on! YEHEHEAH Five minutes and twenty one seconds *CLAP* I did it! OH THANK GOD I was so worried that I'd never finish that Oh mercy me Okay! Despite how obnoxious that was, it was actually kind of fun! Getting into shooting all the dudes in the face and that- that exhiliration and that thrill of finally killing them all. So there was... Four dudes downstairs I think? And two upstairs so there's six all together. So if you wanna do it yourselves keep that in mind. The du- the dude at the main door, the dude walking around where you get the code, and the four guys downstairs where you shoot them in the face and then it doesn't matter anymore. There was another area with like...lasers And there was a bunch of gold inside that that I have no idea how you get in there I don't know how you turn off the lasers Maybe you just...go through and...hell for leather Just go through let the alarm go off unless the lasers kill you and the alarms go off and you steal all the gold anyway? I don't know BUT ANYWAY THAT DOES IT for Sneak Thief! I guess we're gonna have to wait and see if they update the game with any more levels or anything like that because I've done all the levels. We did every single one of them the Diamond Heist was the last one so more levels coming soon! So I come back to it whenever there's a new level for it which I think would be fun, but for now, THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH FOR WATCHING THIS EPISODE IF YOU LIKED IT PUNCH THE LIKE BUTTON IN THE FACE LIKE A BOSS!!! AND *deeper voice* high fives all around *WHAPSSSH WHAPPSSH* THANK YOU GUYS AND I WILL SEE ALL YOU DUDES IN THE NEXT VIDEO! OH THAT FEELS GOOD GONNA DAB MYSELF TO VICTORY I'm almost knockin' down my Vive...base station thing. SORRY! There there...
