YOU'RE MY SUPERSTAR | Five Nights at Freddy's: Security Breach #1

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well well well what do we have here a new five nights at freddy's game i am punctual as always you know people have been waiting for me to play this game as the five nights at freddy's person on youtube that everyone just flocks to to watch this content i just came out when i was away and people have been asking me to play it i think the hype has died down by now but i was interested in it it looked kind of cool uh it was different than all the other ones i thought i'd give it a fair shake before i made any judgments on it everybody else has already finished the game so please still watch this anyway let's get into it ladies and gentlemen boys and girls fazbear entertainment would like you to put your hands together for the one the only freddy fazbear let's go [Music] why do they look like a kiss band [Music] what's happening this is scary but for all the wrong reasons hell yeah slap that bass is it chica [Music] wait we have chica freddie and foxy who's the alligator who you hang on guys the tweens are waiting [Music] this is [ __ ] ridiculous [Music] i've never been more horny for these characters [Music] montgomery gator roxanne wolf glam rock chica and freddy fazbear [Music] oh there it is he's freaking out [Music] oh nevermind he's passed out from stage fright it happens man uh do i have to press something okay it's like that mode is a little too safe nothing's happening showtime already i am experiencing a malfunction what the charge cycle is not complete will you shut up who said that i did and down here down where i still do not see you okay listen you were sleeping so i opened the stomach hatch and climbed inside you did what that place is reserved for oversized birthday cakes and pinatas it is not a safe play area oh my god that frame rate exit freddy this is freaky your guest profile is unknown to me who am i exactly i i'm gregory gregory i will notify the main office connection error i cannot connect to the main network it's her she cut you off what is happening i'm not going to let you call for help until she finds me who who is looking for you your mother i hear footsteps yeah they're probably mine i've been walking around why are the textures [ __ ] where's the frame rate ass that is the security guard she can help no no i don't trust her why not is she an animatronic she is but she's trying to get me isn't there some other way for you to communicate with me besides talking so loudly ah take this it is a novelty freddy faz watch a pretty fast watch oh no has snap just completely jumped the shark give me my faz watch you fazz [ __ ] where did that come from hey what was that i'm sending you an encoded message oh you get to see freddie's feet can somebody update the the fnaf wiki feed hello gregory it is me freddy i will escort you to the main entrance however i am unable to leave this room you should have no problem there is a button on the wall that will open the door to the back room i will make it accessible to you now okay oh i have missions fine button dope button on the wall wait why am i why did i already [ __ ] it up can i go through these doors it was this oh my god there is an open air vent inside the maintenance room okay you will have to climb through the ventilation system and release me from the outside and you just come with me it's pretty dark in there there is nothing to be scared of you can do it there's plenty to be scared of also this is really weird shouldn't i be like walking around avoiding freddy isn't he like the main man to be scared of i'll lead to close instruction card oh uh personal e to save your progress oh okay oh look how cute god these hold props are way too long nice saved look at this let's go five nights at freddy's you can walk around now your performance was perfect tonight thank you your hair is beautiful your tail oh beautiful everyone was watching you everyone loves you you talking to yourself everyone wants to be you you are the best thank you i am the best this is me every time i before i record a video i look at myself in obs and i'm like you're that you're the best you're the greatest everyone wants to be you and then i turn on the camera and i'm like how do i do this the absolute christ is going up here okay i have no idea what i'm looking at oh god i thought somebody was in the vent with me somebody is tearing it up on that fretboard right now is that glam rock i don't know what's what's her name montgomery gator that is glam rock chica i don't know chica has never looked hotter you know i'm not a furry butt get a chica yeah shred it metallica play slayer okay i'm out whoa this place is huge i need to do something about this frame rate is it because i turned the ray tracing on is it the ray tracing that's doing it i would have to restart the game to turn it off no come on it's 20 22. fine wait did i get to another save point 11 30 p.m thank you for visiting the show freddy and the gang are pretty tired but they'll be back next week after a few days scheduled maintenance please make your way to the front of the building where you will be given novelty glasses a voucher for one free soda refill and where you try to listen to him disclaimer look how cute remember when they were in five nights freddy's one wait is this awesome wait this is five nights at freddy's two isn't it is it i can't remember i missed five nights at freddy's one i missed that style are you robot gosh in white floor okay i'll be careful i don't want to fall over and die i miss bonnie bonnie's my favorite animatronic wither bonnie is this spring trap am i getting this i feel like a dad who has watched their kids play five nights at freddy's for so long and then every time something happens i'm like oh is that a chica and that's shadow freddy back there i can't remember his actual name and that's was his name uh wires and bolts man he had a name i can't remember i forget that i'm a child i'm like four feet tall something awful is going on back there monty needs to rest up for the next show doing a lot of resting hawk can i get a cheeky peeky level five security pass but i'm a child i can't even afford college yet am i gonna fight at four to level five pass captain foxy's pirate adventure oh foxy as well can we just go back to fnaf one can we do that hey fredo what's up it's so freaky looking stop i forget what i'm supposed to be doing freddie do i let you out through here the stupid door won't open you are going to need a photo pass to open the door uh-huh apologies i assumed you had one already well you should be able to find one at a convenience counter a convenience counter got it can i have a map i feel like i'm kim possible right now friend of freddy photopass where do you find a freddie photo pass graves glam freddy mega deluxe party package and freddie broke down as soon as he got on stage we paid to have him at the table and saying happy birthday he was supposed to give her the cake my daughter why am i receiving complaints on my freddy faz watch i don't care take it up in management he's at a convenience counter right i just want to look around a backstage pass oh hello oh look at these damn freddy looking sophisticated okay this gator character is actually kind of dope looking i kind of like them one free photo pass yes please is it in this hey i got it all right fredis no please come let me out okay coming freddy you're my new dad can you hold my hand and tell me you're proud of me way to go superstar i knew you could do it i know how to get you out of here i'm a superstar there is still time but we must hurry if i am spotted i will certainly be taken back to my room i will escort you to the main exit through the utility tunnels it is the safest path okay but you better be careful moving around i don't want to be crushed and twisted into a meat pretzel whose child is this why are they allowed around on their own and please don't ever ask me to climb into your chest cavity ever again so disgusting but yeah let's go god that is tiny how are you able to fit in that oh my god now i'm freddie now i am the five nights i will destroy it all what's going on roxanne you want to tussle with freddy i'm the main character wait where am i going again i wasn't paying attention oh i hear the hour in five nights at freddy's one bunny just after smoking a bowl oh i missed that game i was legitimately good oh god jesus this frame rate holy hell can we get a hammer to fix it what is up with all the textures these are just static meshes why are they freaking out where are all the textures broken is that is that a part of the scares is the frame rate part of the skiers this is awful to look at hello hi are you scary if you're down here say something she's down here we have to go back do not worry gregory even if we are spotted you are safe with me she would never suspect we are traveling together however we should still do our best to avoid her if i am sent back to my room we will never get to the lobby before midnight i feel you are broken don't worry about it fine no i feel that something is wrong i am taking you to the first aid station there's no time i'm fine i i don't even get to control this anymore you're broken kid go ahead and fix yourself emotionally freddie no i'm fine let me just bottle up my emotions move on oh freddy you're supposed to be on lockdown uh officer vanessa i i do not know how i got here well you totally blew it tonight you know your system crashed and you ruined the show now parts and services have you on reduced power they said it's a safety precaution just one more thing to deal with it's not my fault to apologize okay look we're like 15 minutes from closing and some kid is sneaking around backstage if you see anything notify me immediately i already alerted the others now go back to your room bye i told you she was after me i said nothing i will keep you safe let us go i'm your little superstar come on robot dad can we break [ __ ] let me get through let me destroy it all all right where am i going where are we yeah exactly now under the pizza plex these utility tunnels connect all the attractions we can go anywhere in the building correct blast monty golf roxy raceway they are all accessible to tilted towers salty shores guests are never allowed down here oh my god this frame rate is going to make me borrow situation hello what's up little robo dudes you guys are cute oh [ __ ] i'm on one bar oh did it just kick me out oh god he wasn't able to help until the start of the next hour why just bring a charger with you i am terribly sorry the recharge cycle had not yet completed when i found you you must continue without me i will guide you on your fast watch in case you get into any trouble i don't know if i can do this alone oh oh god jesus don't run around like that that's so scary the whole screen was shaking you good freddy he's so cute in there only use for boxes at above 100 pounds okay i'm at i'm going to leave you here robo dead and i'm going to get a forklift instead it's far more convenient for me but first i need to restart this game because holy god much better oh freddy i found the frame rate oh it's so nice freddy see you later robo dad all right what am i collecting it's a brand new bike what did i get oh i can look at cameras what how hello so far so good it's not scary anymore though it's chica okay never mind yeah could distract her with something never mind god that timing press e to knock over objects and distract boss don't get spotted why is she down here shouldn't she be upstairs playing guitar wait what am i knocking over i can't see [ __ ] man no i don't want to poop in that okay oh the familiar sound i totally nailed that ah so if i knock over this if i knock over this aren't they just gonna come out this door and get me let's see what happens oh oh okay okay okay okay stop it let's try that again shall we did she say what the [ __ ] what the book okay enough control to crash you're crouching the bus have a hard time finding you blew our lines okay yellow i made the bodies look for your red light means you've been found okay but she's right there if i go out the door i'm gonna get caught okay easy easy no problem at all 100 of fatal accidents involve human beings yeah but who built the robots huh us you can't run forever uh it says you i'm running away from all my problems oh where am i this is so confusing maybe with my trusty faz map that does [ __ ] nothing i have a map down here but not here okay i don't know how any of this works jesus ah it's not a gatorade monty nice to meet you i'm leaving should i should i be here oh he's riding my ass he's gonna catch me what do i do this is [ __ ] terrible this is terrible why do i do this to myself oh it said lobby run to the right okay i was too scared to read i'm also pretty sure i don't know how i'm just a child run run run [ __ ] hell keep spreading child come on gwegoy you just got a one god damn i got some [ __ ] dukes i hate that i keep stuttering all the time okay okay okay we can make it a security office you should be we're quiet to keep our highly trained security staff safe in the event of an emergency this is like flap as long as the doors stay closed which they will as long as there is ample power which there isn't the power's only at 15 and they're pounding on the door for me i gotta get out of here you're gonna help me you should see an interface on the security desk hold on while i make it accessible to you oh yeah you can now activate it spice it up on my fast watch bro uh i see find a safe path where what are you talking about i can't see [ __ ] freddy oh just go out the door oh that makes sense this is bad oh my god the whole screen shakes when they're nearby that sucks wait what am i collecting oh oh oh oh just go i wanted my gift just run you stupid child god damn it gregory just head back to freddie freddie i'll keep you safe no no wait i'm still here nope you're locked in what am i supposed to do how unfortunate gregory are you bad you missed your chance but there's still hope you should be able to escape when the security doors reopen at 6am until then keep moving and try not to draw attention to yourself uh-huh if there is another way out i will help you find it i promise i i don't take promises from robots hey buddy oh you move what's up you're not gonna kill me are you why are you sweeping or cleaning at like 12 fps no i'm getting all in your space oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] yeah i'm sorry i'm sorry i'll never do it again holy [ __ ] [Laughter] what is wrong with them why are they all limpy why are they all scary all of a sudden why did they want to kill me weren't they fine when they're on stage and then they're in their dressing rooms and they're all having fun okay what's my mission i just wait till 6 a.m there should be one located near the main entrance uh okay a complimentary pizza place palace pretzel pass one of the challenges we face when we're recording vocals is controlling plosives plosives are p's b sounds that result in a puff of air that comes across as a big thump in the microphone signal i'll find that no problem at all what else am i going to do i have all night ah get a complimentary entry pass does this company ever make any money if everything's complimentary look at this jacksepticeye ass looking fox stealing my brand all right here comes goo well done superstar stop calling me superstar it's weird that complimentary entry ticket does not allow you to enter the pizzeria of course what jesus christ what is happening god lord above die can i go in here okay oh there's more of them there's [ __ ] more of them of course there are ah god i get it i get it i get it leave me alone for [ __ ] sake i just want pizza that's all i've wanted this entire time can i heighten this oh my god i'm having an asthma attack sons of [ __ ] oh my god gregory do this gregory do that you're going to need a fazbear faz watch pizzeria pizza place pass to get into the pizza place with the best person on land a pop filter but don't worry the security parts roaming around and they're going to catch you at any moment's notice but she could just teleport to your location any second just hide in the push chair and you'll be fine you big baby [ __ ] oh it's a moon face and it's a sun face wait is he a character as well we haven't seen him oh toy or like a gift thing i found a free gift uh it's a crappy mr hippo fridge magnet lame yeah that's so lame gregory i am truly sorry i'm sorry my icon was blue you showed me a blue icon which means i'm safe i'm trying to sneak around you saw me through the [ __ ] thing [Laughter] cheek is starting to get on my nut sack oh it doesn't even auto save god well done superstar stop calling me superstar it's [ __ ] weird wasn't there a robo dildo around here as well goddammit chica you can't just have her roam around like mr x and rezzy too or something oh come on let's [ __ ] blows oh no run away i don't okay where am i going and he gives an upgrade station is that what he said there's so much happening all the time my add brain can't keep up with all of this surely this is a forward i'm hidden i'm hidden i'm hidden no security bar please oh god oh god oh god okay let him pass okay okay i don't know where i'm going oh jesus this looks good and service just take like the fire extinguisher and spray her in the face or like bash her over the head with it there's nothing wrong with little property damage okay you're not gonna chase me are you do i even have anywhere to hide here wait is she coming no we're fine outsmarted assistant i hate that it doesn't auto-save and that i have to go all the way back to wherever i was now i forgot i could look at all the cameras oh yeah i could just check where the dudes are and then run that's too much for me there are so many cameras this is obnoxious was that the ah pass magnet you upgrade hack the upgrade machine [Music] the magnet scrambled the machine yeah now it's some kind of daycare pass that is great news the entrance is on the second floor balcony okay baby go to daycare now oh no baby go inside push chair google gaga gregory god [ __ ] this kid i don't want anything from you okay now she can get in now she's she can get in now she got in she got in time to go oh oh oh no way she's that close already please don't catch me now i need a save point okay that's good that's good hey there he is again sunny boy okay oh what's that saves point over there i gotta get it i gotta get it i gotta go get it i gotta go get it i gotta go get it i'm an expert hacker i use the fridge magnet to hack the machine to get a free daycare pass check the daycare security fast desk for a fast camera fast pass this dude's cool looking oh there's two of them there's the sun and moon is he gonna be like the the oh i'm so crazy when i have a sun face i'm all happy and then when i have a moon face i'm angry angry like um a nightmare before christmas can i okay slide into fun don't mind if i yay five nights at freddy's wow oh cool there he is don't like that jesus you're sure i'm christ are we having a slumber party where are all your friends we can finger pay tell stories drink fizzy guys into our heads it's loud in that stable night there is only one keep the lights on oh god he follows me i don't like you where are we going where can i leave oh not back in there get the security badge from the security desk okay i can do that that's easy i gotta say first you're gonna get us in trouble i think he's chilled for now security badges security badges allow access through numbered security doors the player's security level is dragging the fast latch okay got it got it got it makes you like sense glue glue glitters no no why would you do that oh black sun light song i want you i want you he's gonna get scary it's past your bedtime you must be punished that's actually kind of cool you need to find the emergency backup generators and turn them on [ __ ] things i didn't call it though he angry face now but he is cool so i like that uh personally to recharge your flashlight but be careful it takes some time to recharge oh it's cool that it's kind of taken elements from like some of the other games back in the past spooky his voice is cool god where is he though okay he's over there somewhere oh he's cool he's my favorite one am i dead anyway yeah just keep cleaning just clean it all up why am i back in the ball pit i the game keeps telling me where to go what to do and i'm not listening to it why am i not listening to it turn the generators on this game does an awful lot of like do this thing with this thing without having ever shown me what one of those things looks like naughty children must be punished cool voice is he a voice actor from previous games i feel like he sounds familiar okay no one's home i also feel like i'm probably supposed to be using my uh wait am i seeing through the tube i am am i dead as soon as i come out of here oh god okay i'm gonna recharge my flashlight again and just start over now that i know what i'm gonna do i'm just gonna regroup back off jack off and regroup that's my plan all right generator i'm assuming there's one up here yeah bad children that's not me though i'm a good child i'm a great child even can i walk or is that just instant death i wish some lights would come back on mama should i keep going wait where is he oh god that's fine oh wait dude the lights in this area come on then when i turn on that generator okay it's not very clear what the hell is going on half the time oh he's near isn't he oh yep i'm lost [Music] oh man now i gotta do all of them again i kind of feel like i just want to sprint around and do them screw all this like hiding just run distraction go turn one on distraction turn on another one you know oh jesus christ add four god damn it okay i only have one left and it's how do i get through here i assume the lights just go on as soon as this is done they better baby get wet mr moon man why am i talking like that meet freddy outside the daycare oh freddy i can come back to you buddy i missed you fred my new dad uh let me save first though fredicus wait is sun moon gone what's his name sun mooney wait how do we get out of here kind of just go oh yeah um hey you are banned from oh come on we need to get out of here now i have found you i'm just a tiny child inside a big man go upstairs and do not worry they cannot find you beat the [ __ ] out of her can i just beat the [ __ ] out of them they saw me go in and then they're like well oh you nobody will miss you no let's go to the gift shop oh wait i only have a certain amount of time what am i doing keep an eye on the time at the end of each hour get into a recharge station or you will get caught okay can i just get into this station immediately um the power is diverted to the recharge stations when that happens the lights go out and when that happens the daycare attendant is free to roam the building it will find you okay good to know i thought i just got away from you i thought it was all over i thought i never had to go near you ever again why did i get out i clicked open up the thing and i didn't open up the thing and i opened up the thing and i came out and then i died every hour the power is diverted to the recharge stations when that happens the lights go out and when that um what the [ __ ] okay we're good now we're solid okay worked oh you can't recharge my menu great i thought i had to jump out and then hide from stuff what is that who was that what was that yeah fountain a fountain is a decorative reservoir used for discharging water not the fountain you didn't see the dancing rabbit lady right in front of us no i did not there is no rabbit at the mega pizza plex oh not anymore this is crazy not anymore the whole place is trying to get me i am not why i do not know i want to help you maybe they want to help you too i doubt it by killing you for some reason you're different you're different you're not like all the other animatronics fred will open in five hours you're pretty cool five hours i'm not gonna last five minutes do not panic we've lasted again a long time already on your fast as long as i have power and uh shut up freddie i'm saving you press q to call freddy for help ooh did it [ __ ] hell freddie jesus he's gonna stomp all over me stampede me into the ground okay well i'm gonna leave this episode here this game is weird it's not at all like the previous five nights at freddy's games it's not scary in the slightest it's just it's very strange it's very bizarre i don't know how to put my thumb on it yet i don't really know what vibe it's going for it's also very broken and very janky there's a lot of stuff that just doesn't work the way it's intended to work and it runs like absolute garbage i have to play in like low settings just to get a playable frame rate out of it so i don't know we'll see what happens um you guys have all seen this game by now anyway any of you who haven't or even if you have let me know what you think about it down in the comments i i'm curious to see uh what the consensus is on this so far because i don't know i haven't seen anything about it really it just came out and i was like sure i'll try it but it's gonna do it for me don't forget to leave a like on the video and don't forget to subscribe if you haven't subscribed already it's free go do it it's easy it's one it's one button click uh and i'll see you guys in the next video
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Channel: jacksepticeye
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Length: 43min 13sec (2593 seconds)
Published: Sat Jan 08 2022
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